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The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day!

Scott Johnson

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    2015 Comedy

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    2013 People's Choice

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    2013 Comedy

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    2011 Entertainment


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The Morning Stream podcast is a delightful and entertaining show that I have been listening to for quite some time. As someone who needs noise to sleep, I appreciate having this podcast as my go-to source of entertainment before bed. However, one downside is that the episodes are so engaging that I often find myself staying awake until the end instead of drifting off to sleep. This sometimes leads me to start the episode from the beginning again, but I can't complain too much because the content is always informative and conclusive.

One of the best aspects of The Morning Stream is its hosts, Scott and Brian. Their chemistry and humor make each episode a joy to listen to. They approach each day with a sense of humor and take on various topics with ease, whether it's movies, tech, or even answering behavioral health questions. The addition of guest speakers adds variety and insight to the discussions. Another great aspect is the light-hearted nature of the show - there is plenty of laughter and fun banter without crossing into vulgar or pandering territory.

On the downside, there have been times when spoilers were shared without warning, particularly when discussing new shows or movies. While it hasn't completely ruined my enjoyment of the podcast, it would be nice if they were more mindful about giving their audience a heads-up before diving into spoiler territory.

In conclusion, The Morning Stream is an excellent podcast that delivers laughs, insights, and entertainment across a myriad of topics. It has become a staple in my daily routine and never fails to brighten my day. Whether you're a fan of video games, board games, movies, tech, or just looking for something light-hearted to enjoy during your morning commute or downtime, this podcast has something for everyone. I highly recommend giving it a listen!



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TMS 2934: Raw Chicken Patterns

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2025 70:47


THE CHICKEN IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE! Prolapsed Woopie. The Farting is Probably on the Menu. Snipping the Tip. Oatie Face. Taco Bell at 250 Pesos. Every airport has a train. Thank you for being a Brent. Almost Six Five-hundreds. When in Doubt, Throw it OUT. Non-Decorative Hobbies. Oh Hi, the Brian Dunaway Story. An Actual Woman. Lost Driveways. What kind of dog is this, with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2933: Mom Mothma

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2025 71:01


Luke and Leia Butthole. The Littlest Mermaid. Mrs. Mad Max. Scott and Brian are the new Statler And Waldorf. Out Of Mothers. Hot and Boring and Slow. I'll do 9 holes if it is the right group. Taking Another McCllunky. Ellen DeGeneres Ripley. Half Bloated Corpse of a Cow on the Street. Banana-rama-ding-dong. Sideways fishing. Scott loves to Bait. Planning for the Unplannable. There's always a bigger AI fish with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2932: Undead Driveway Chicken

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2025 57:20


Smoke Salt Everyday. Drive by chickening. I Don't Like Chickens That Are ZOMBEEEEEEES! I don't BEEPING like BEEPING Beach BEEPING Balls. Big Milky Film... Plate tester. One Plastic Button Too Tight. Little Nib Nibbler. Busted for Being Dipshits. Brian's Budgie Smugglers. Welcome Home Larry. The Stink Of Dairy. Doctor Smeary Who. Crappy Copies of Everything. Fat Squirrel Fall with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2931: Very Semi-Regular

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2025 64:02


Meta, That's No Moon. Martian Dust Devils. Everyone Wing Chun Tonight. Lightning Zero. All I Can Afford is a Monday. Full Hasidic Hitman. You'll have no hot dogs, no potato chips and no Lt. Yar! A SNEAK FROM BEHIND WITH DUNAWAY. What's Up Drafts? Mad Max counter RESET. I Do Like Matthew Rheeeeeeeees. Everybody. Blame Some Body. The Whirlypigs of Time bring their revenges. Vertical Updrafts FTW. Discharging With Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2930: Hobo Sardines

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2025 72:17


The Internet Comes On Computers Now. Heavily Nude. Curdy and Chunky. How many moons does Tony Hawk have? Just Fishy Enough. 26 Bones Burger. Spindle Bindle. Is it Too Early For a Sardine Taco. Fire Up Up. Lord of the Tears. Uncooked Egg Stuff. The Key to Good Gift Giving --- KIM. Do trivia properly, come on it's not rocket science! I assumed a dude. Poop Or Die with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2929: Utah Sober

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2025 65:16


Dunaway's Island of Lost Controllers. The Nerd Countdown has Begun! Bond Villain Minky Couture. Night Puker. Pac Man. Four-nippled Vader. Crevass - When it's the size of Yo Momma's Ass. Infamous Atari Games. Adventure, isn't that the game with the angry duck and the key? Synced for Good. Sora is in the Tadpool! Rip up your inner bits. Micronaut Really. We've failed as a species, haven't me. Quantum Supremacy with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2928: Vegetation Thing

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2025 65:34


Me So Phony. Age Appropriate Creepiness. Ussy Galore. Is There a Band Called The Band Because I Like Really Wanted to Know. My Man Thing Smells. We Dropped A Lot of Tools. Appropriately aged crush. Enshitificating Aura Farming for Rage Baiting. The Last Christoph Waltz. Swamp Thing Smells Like Flowers. 52 Socket Pick Up. That's not how caviar works. Aw, the Bigaboop! Goats are Dicks, and This Proves It. Only room for one Danica with Dan. and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2927: More Meaty, Less Fat

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2025 62:50


Red On Air Phone Case. Perpetually Surprised by the 1st of the Month. A Steady Number Two. Defying Decency! Version 5 Is Alive. Need More Purge Towers! Isn't there a light called Red On-Air something. All The Theatre Ladies, All The Theatre Ladies. That's Some Wicked Jibber-Jabber. Talking During the Do Not Talk Talk. Don't go to the movies if you're dumb. Human plane plug. Power Glare. Gitter. December Fools Day With Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2926: Pop Tart Inception

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2025 65:17


Pull the lips apart and blow. Every kid needs a whoopie cushion. Straw tart blow berry pop torch with Dunaway. Appropriately sized Grinch. Every fart is funny when you're six. Cushion Regrets. Christmas village appropriation. Three Holes In A Bottom!! Always call the garage door guy. International Eating Holidays. What is the apple jacks flavor? Shoe breakfast. Paprika dump. Three fume sleep. Whipping Buggys with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2925: Highly Ironic Acid

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2025 64:36


Boring to the Future. Dental Dammit. Daft Sabbath. It's 100 percent Nikki, maybe. Nudity Clause. Killing Baby Mendoza. Sorry Logan. Duplo my face and tell me that you love me. Super kinda gay. In Soviet Russia, robot is replaced by you! Feel my fake abs. More poop than shark. Time travel happens, I already told you this next week. Anti-Fascist Prophylactic. Tell That To My Back & Kneeeeeeeeeeees! with TV's Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2924: Bread Hat

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2025 73:25


Better dick cumberbatch. Giant Frog Bong. The Brain is the Window to the Colon. I need this finger for my mouse and this one for driving. NO Lt Yar...'s Revenge! Pulling the Dunaway in. Never Go To Crystal Gayle's House For Soup. Guy Piercings. Mein Cousin. Gah! Linda! Going Full Nicole with Scott. Hot chocolate munchies. O Canada, your health care shines on thee! Maple rhymes with snow. I would really have liked a hot dog, that's all I am sayin' and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS FRIDAY: Nobody's Eating Cotton

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2025 84:52


WE LOST POWER IN POST! But on this TMS, I Can't Believe It's Not Fake Butter. Strong Deyboo with Monica. All dressed and ready, like potato chips. Nobody's Eating Cotton. Smells Like China. Elevator Horror. A different kind of horny. Wick'd for Good. Someone Felt The Other Guy. What shit do I have laying around my desk. Filament Test Boogers. Persnickety is the Word. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

CORE 497: Claire Obscured

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2025 214:41


Main Topic: Game Awards Nominees. Megabonk dev withdraws "Best Debut Indie" nomination (made previous games). Claire Obscur: Expedition 33 breaks record with 12 nominations. Notable snubs: ARC Raiders, Dispatch, Sonic the Hedgehog 3.Other NewsXbox Partners Showcase (Tides of Annihilation, Vampire Crawlers, Total Chaos)Epic/Unity partnership for Fortnite integrationKrafton AI controversy re: Subnautica 2 bonusesDispatch skill requirements discussionFirst live-action Zelda movie set photosOur Week in GamingShared: Dispatch progress (Beau completed, Jon restarted, Scott finished Episode 1)Beau: Claire Obscur Act 3, Slay the Spire boardgame, No Man's Sky Normandy unlock, Vampire Survivors VRScott: Forestrike (standout), Shelldiver (incremental gem), Advance Wars binge, Moonlighter 2 purchased, Cleared Hot, Guild Wars 2 reinstalledJon: Cyberpunk 2077 continuesFallout 4 pricing clarification from NickLandry - Anniversary Edition upgrade options explained, Xbox Play Anywhere support added.Links: Patreon.com/coreshow | CORE.show | frogpants.com/coreNew article on CORE.show: Vegas conversation about AI threats + why GoldenEye is the GOAT.CORE.show vs Patreon (frogpants.com/core)Episode 500 commemorative mug dropping at frogpants.shop this weekend! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2923: Beaver Charger

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2025 57:38


Don't put car batteries in your pants. I could lick a car for days. Pee Pickle Porcupine. I don't like greasy keeeeeeeeeeys! Depantsing Dracula. Still Can't Get the Hang of Wednesdays. Wandering Vegas looking for a Special Noodle. Coke Zero is Better Than Diet Coke: DISCUSS. Non-adhesive condiments. Driveolepsy. Greazy Keyboard. You'll have no alcohol, no guns and no Lt. Yar! Don't Dogorrito and Drive. Steve Harvey and Cockney Rebel. Giving Us Us with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2922: Yoober

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2025 69:32


Scott Forgot Where The Knob Is. Crouching Bacon, Hidden Devil. I blessed the rains down in Las Vegas. Brian Picks Up Teenagers. Time To Remake The Last Rat-Boy Fighter, Hollywood!! You Get NO Formula One, NO Football & NO Lt Yar! Miss Hulkingtons Attic of Garbature. Babydust. K Pop Cloud Hunters. Scott loves big dogs and he cannot lie. Importing The Boys with Amy. Virginia is for Pedros. Maybe Thanos was right. Women need less mana. Did TMS podfade on Monday cuz I like really wanted to know and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2921: The Good Oil

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2025 65:40


No Colored Filament, I'll just make do with Black. Dropping the Eff. K-Pop Badoo Badop. We are living in a SOCIETY!! The Army Of Weirdos. Where's the meat? You're so close! Well-Trained in Alcohol. Luke J. Skywalker. Sucker for Structure. Lil Cussbag. Would you like Geritol with that? I don't like ChatGPT degrees... Maybe it's Taco Bell? Maybe it's Salmonella. Darth Micheal Vader. Harvesting Potatoes With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2920: Pass

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2025 53:06


Tickled Out of Existence. I Need More Proteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeein! Pink Johnson. Scott's love of meat is renowned. You WILL DRINK your warm milkshake!! The Better End of the Baseball. The Kingdom of Utah. Spitz It Out. Nurri is not a paid sponsor... yet. Is This a Soda For ANTS. Best Dam Bikeride. Sheep Dip Mountain: Taste the Wool! Hank Seinfeld and Jerry Hill. Fresh Hot Dunaway. A Whiff Of An Aroma with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2919: Shake My Face

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2025 52:22


Puke Once, Shame On You, Puke Twice, Shame On Me. Did he do aqua ducts? Bookends on the Barf Journey. Garbage but not in a Band way. In case of Gorilla break glass. May Your Balls Be Perpetual. A tasty Dupars pancake. Big Stoopid Buttons. Religious Sixes. Is that a mosquito D? Cracker island has a shit beach. Scatter like flies! he can't get all of us! Smothered burrito, hold the botulism. It's rough when you're a monkey. Big Bulbous Eyes with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2918: Ernest Does Dallas

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2025 64:39


TEMU Ironsides. You can eat GRAPES! The Paintball Arena Of Death! TMS Goes On, Whether You Like It Or Not. Menunos-Style Middle Bits. There's a Shitter Right Over There. I Don't Like Empty Moviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies. 50 Shades of Erin Grey. Crispin Glover Finally Makes Sense! Doctor Sheeple. HVAC Badlands. 2 Erins 1 Dunaway. People Died for This Documentary. Help me Abi Nobi. Comet Barnacles with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2917: Mental Condoms

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2025 63:08


Pop Socket and Chin Hammer. Go Go Gadget Grandma! Pika Chew. The Weighted Knob. Corduroy Slander. Lyfting Loquacious Ladies. Let me cry like a Real Baby. Utopia has Fallen. Giving Tina the Mango. Scott Ruins Brownies. Play in the Dark, While the Wife Sleeps. Nearly Bobbited. The Third John Wayne. 15 Minutes of Public Weiner. If you thought you had problems before - Call now, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2916: Ninjas Stole My Woman

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2025 63:03


Weird Banging to Leonard Cohen. Cussin' Dunaway. Schwarzenegger Face. Salad with a side of Pizza. A taste of The Duke. Alan Moore. Never Happy. Paging Doctor Blonde Guy. We Went Gay Instead! Deep Frying Your Bicycle Seat. Is pizza a pie because I really want to know? Dark Ass Syrup. Put on your Guy Fawkes mask and burn stuff. Willow and the other girl. A car full of ravioli. What Most People Call Warm is Cold with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2915: A Oui Argument

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2025 65:43


Weenis Penis Dingle Dong. Red On Air Deaf Woman. What The Fork!? How About the LA Law Way: Dr Pulaski Down the Elevator Shaft? I love a lil'whip. Most Science Is Out of Spite. Pecker inspired drone. I Don't Like Goats With CTEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Harry Dean Stockwell. Pinball Dreams. The Over Under Chicken Sandwich. I am aware this is murder, but... Those Damn Poutines. Creamy Heist. Spite Science with Dr. Niki and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2914: Plemonade

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2025 79:32


Nabooboos. Oops, All Pockets. Complaining Like a Ninny. 7 day elbow zit. Paranormal tape activity. SOUP SEASON! Turned Based Skype. What takes too long? Everything. Mmmm Velvety. Mallderaan. Gin Should be Gin Flavored. Is it too early for a Spatchcock Turkey. Lube the deck. It Was Mom, Not Me! Major Spoilers Variant Holofoil Blind Bag with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2913: Parking on Virginia

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2025 73:39


Gust of Pooh in the Eyes. Mighty Morphin' Gamer Chairs. Spider Melt, Spider Melt. Punching The Lower Hanging Fruits. Rub Some Sourdough on It! It's Just a Jump To The Left, Mister Bond. Playing hide the Unobtainium. Pumpkin Butthole. Really Pushing The P In Pooh! I Don't Like To Be Left Bloodieeeeeeeeeed! If I Could Blame Steve Jobs. Trauma Twinkie. Have a Michael MacDonald Halloween! Maple Beef with Canada. Metabolizing Grief with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2912: Gravy Zero

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2025 67:36


Amadong Prime. You Don't Know Jack... Skellington. You Get NO Hope, NO Beaver & NO Lt Yar! Boomer at the Groomer. New Car, Fresh Dent. Canberry Sauce. He farted in my face but not in a good way. Real Ugly, Bald, Fat. I Don;t like Peeeeeeeeeps!!!! That Oil & Butt Smell. Windshield Virginity. Wifemother. Sugar-Free Sugar. 2025 Suck A Log. Concentrated Rage and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2911: Tingle Taste Tour

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2025 71:18


The One Where The Boy Doesn't Cry Wolf. I'm OK that there's something wrong with You. K-Pop Demon Toddler. Account Herpes. Tingala forever. Sullying the Yonkman Name. Deliverancy. The shit shot helped. Why Is There Corn In My Poo? Brian Assembled All the Right Answers! First Heater of the year smell. Paw paw for my maw maw. Four shocks and a Fake Funeral. Wickedly Talented Dondo Begondo. Upper Middle Pinkie Finger with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2910: Reesie Piecer

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2025 77:29


Hashtag might barf. It's Not Hot Like August. Big, wet, chunky bullet. Little weinie energy. Clare's dating profile video. ust a little weird. Weekend Uber summary. Non-mating mates. If It Wasn't Weird, It Wouldn't Be TMS. Big Truck, Little Wang. Gattaca, Gattaca, Gattaca. Farty Towels. What's Corbin Bernson doing these days you, know he's got Malkovich Vibes. Internet Uncle recommendations with Nicole. The great Jim Candy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2909: Undercooked Zuck!

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2025 71:02


TMSDS!! Dog Commits Battery Assault. Throwing Kim under the bus. Don't Induct the Black Eyes Peeeeeeeeas. Ratboy Biopic. Goin' a Little Nagel. Skeevy Shoplifting Gang. Big Strong Feelings. 2 Jeremys, 1 Boss. Eagle Smurfs. Internet Uncles. What Does Mark Eat for Breakfast? It's Your Kids, Spielberg! It's Your Kids! Damn Eagleshmerps. It's Not A Bong with Wendi, and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2908: Sticky Scents

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2025 61:12


Iron Man in the Sheets, Old man in the streets. I Don't Like Being Stabbed By Figurineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees! Potato Adjacent. Yokel Kryptonite! 20 Year Old Smell. Sounds Like A Skill Issue. Teslas Run on Fartgas. Sending Brian the Stiffy board. 1900-CRY-ABOUT-IT. Less Fred, Better Game. Traffic and weather on the ones: at 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, and 19. I love a good Cuban. L2P Noob!! Cry harder for 3 bucks a minute. Y'ever Lose Your Pass Key with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2907: Fudgy Ashes

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2025 66:48


THEN YOU CAN CHASE MICE!! That Melts My Cheese! HEY! UHHHH... Sora the AI Explorer. Fredless. SpongeBob-itis. Sharing The Chud. Grecian? That's a formula, right? It Was Me, Honk Honk. Cat Island with a People Problem. Neuter Everybody. Cheese Face. Filli Dave and Busters. These Magpies have peanuts. (v) I Don't Like Judicial Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!...with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2906: Risk it for the Triscuit

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2025 66:18


Bees Are Dicks. How was the Broncos Game Brian? I don't like cold beeeeeeees!!! Bluegrass Moshpits. All Howdy, No Doody. From Hell's Heart I Sting at Thee! Casa boo nita. Pig Long and Prosper. Help! I've bean having trouble! Trim it Knuckle Deep. Pedro Pan. Do Pigs Have 12 Toes Cuz I Like Really Wanted To Know. Behind the Dragon. Would Bees Pray Like Aretha Franklin. Donnawhy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2905: Two Scotts One Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2025 68:06


Shit Cakes is for Scares, not for School. The Naked Man in the Mirror. I Think That's For A Dog. Squid Scrotum. After 45 minutes of tech support, it connected right up. Like a Tamogachi for your neck. Meows Wolf. It's MISTER Poopy Butthole to you. Optimist Prime. More Hair Than Frosting. DENVER IS NUMBER TWO! Keep Austin Just Weird Enough. The real Scott, with Wendi. Hey, Ding Us, Dingus. Fletch Returns and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2904: Reverse Fleetwood Mac

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2025 58:46


Does time exist? Cuz I'd like really wanted to know. Literal Vaporware with Tom. One Way Or Your Mother. PTO: Pocket Time Off. Didgeridon't. Koalas aren't BEARS. I'll be with you in one GLORP. Probably italian. Koalas, Australian for Chlamydia. It Means Nothing To Me. Shrimp on the Barbie. Deep Down in My Pleasure Bone. K-pop Ibbott Attenders. It Runs the Water Through The Heatsinks or It Gets The Hose Again. It's hard out here for a Trimpe and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2903: Axena Del Taco

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2025 62:45


Wild Motorboating. All in the Same Bathtub. I Pity the Foo Who Don't Trick or Treat. Shit delayed - lack of Fiber. A Triskit, a Traskit, Someone Get the Raskit. Frog Swallower Didn't Croak. I Like Charlotte's ISPeeeeeeeeee. Scott's Double Vision. (s) Rouse Me Rhonda Rouse Rouse Me Rhonda. Feeling Like A Lump of Cheese. I can't do Bros. Medical Spitroasting. All work and no play make Stephen King a dull boy. You Get NO Pod, NO Vod & NO LT YAR! Origin Stories with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2902: Reverse Halloween

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2025 67:32


Proxy pee. Brad didn't do a damn thing! TMS Interruptus. Honey, check out my Quincunx! Pelted with Pears. Mummies are people too. Godzilla vs Everyone. So, One Bourbon, One Whiskey, One Cider, and One Beer, Repeat. Rate Beige. Special Appearance by Madisynn. But Not Where You Think. Jenkins' Ear and the Oaken Bucket. Swamp Thing Is Killing the Children. Giving Out Old Cables for Halloween. He's Normal Sounding. Too Many Mans with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2901: Swantroller

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2025 70:36


From the Eye of the Cake. Talented Little Bastard. Uber Confessions. How did Tudors have sex, 'cause I really like wanted to know. The Fiber Thickens. Freebasing the Internet. Wink-wink Martindale. Waymo Money, Waymo Problems. Dump Right Into It. No Box for Robot. Brushed my dog, took my teeth out for a walk. Stink at the Town Hall. Swan Warden vs Terminator. The Sexiest thing is Rage and Horror. Spilling your Coconuts with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2900: Neon Nubs

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2025 69:08


Pantomiming Pants. I Dream of Labubu. Scott Showed His Own Fibre. Release the Thickened Files! Giving BioCow the Beef. Fiberly!!! Your Internet is So Fly. Fully Sick Cameos Dude! Yoda Lady who? What happens in The Meadows stays in The Meadows. Furbies Are so Damn Scary. A Little Pervy, As Opposed to a Lot Pervy. Bathroom Rice. Sort of Steve Jobsish looking guy meets Geezus. Doing Shit in the Bathroom with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2899: Grimace Squish

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2025 61:36


Kraken Open Some Balls. Smells Like Artificial Wonder. You'll Get NO Corn, NO Grain, and NO Lt. Gum! Nine Inch Nails Under Water. Goat Anus Oreos. Kicked me right in the rice. Watch Out for the Swiftie Bear! Phoned in footballer penis. Yank your bag properly. Brush Up on Your Morse Code. Divorce #5. A Serious XM Show. Sabrina Carpenter is Easy to Miss. Like Waterwold, but sticky. Table Toppings with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2898: Reverse Pumba

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2025 59:48


Hispanic Heritage Munch. Sloppy McSlopperpants. Reverse Pumba. The Mexicali Tray Of Death. Wackado expensive. Cirque du Soleil on Absinthe. Mexican Adjacent. Tray full of bald dudes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2897: Grindr Mishap

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2025 68:56


They all sound like Dave Matthews. And the sausage tastes like wood. Permanent Blast. Four Shit Shakes. KPop Demon Ramen Slurpers. What the fert is 6-7? A crazy person at a conference. Hair metal? More like wheelchair metal amiright? Southern dirt rock. Don't You Know Phil Oakley. Almost Getting Off the Island of Frasier. Rom Reading Rom. Skibidi Toilet 2: Skibidi Urinal. I ditched the News today, oh boy. Choosing Happiness With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2896: Donkey Sean

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2025 62:20


WAKE UP! SEPTEMBER'S ENDED! In Soviet Russia, Word Thanks YOU! Warm Sounding Wood. The Great Kimining. Rock Puzzles Scissors. Mercy Buckets. Domo Obrigado, Mr MaxTrollboto! Mix Master Fetus. Brian's got all 8 slots filled. Van's Car Songs. Excess 3 Dog Night Dog Pooh. Dunaway doesn't like Cyber. Fosters: It's Australian For F-Off! Making Out with Horses on the Moon. Our Cheese is Safe With Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2895: Vile of Bathwater

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2025 67:16


Roll For Procrastination. Give Me a Car That Cars. McDirnt. Check out my pepperoni. Hey, Is It Too Early For a Kim Sandwich? We named the dog after Indiana Jone's dog. Smooth Laminator. I Just Triggered SRIR. Everyone Needs to Laminate Their Mattress. Advertisement Across the Forehead. The Kardashians Started Like Most Things With a Sex Tape. Roll To Pee. Billy Joe and the Great Uncles. He plays such a good bastard. Because we have to with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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