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The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day!

Scott Johnson

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    2015 Comedy

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    2013 People's Choice

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    2013 Comedy

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    2011 Entertainment


  • Dec 7, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
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The Morning Stream podcast is a delightful and entertaining show that I have been listening to for quite some time. As someone who needs noise to sleep, I appreciate having this podcast as my go-to source of entertainment before bed. However, one downside is that the episodes are so engaging that I often find myself staying awake until the end instead of drifting off to sleep. This sometimes leads me to start the episode from the beginning again, but I can't complain too much because the content is always informative and conclusive.

One of the best aspects of The Morning Stream is its hosts, Scott and Brian. Their chemistry and humor make each episode a joy to listen to. They approach each day with a sense of humor and take on various topics with ease, whether it's movies, tech, or even answering behavioral health questions. The addition of guest speakers adds variety and insight to the discussions. Another great aspect is the light-hearted nature of the show - there is plenty of laughter and fun banter without crossing into vulgar or pandering territory.

On the downside, there have been times when spoilers were shared without warning, particularly when discussing new shows or movies. While it hasn't completely ruined my enjoyment of the podcast, it would be nice if they were more mindful about giving their audience a heads-up before diving into spoiler territory.

In conclusion, The Morning Stream is an excellent podcast that delivers laughs, insights, and entertainment across a myriad of topics. It has become a staple in my daily routine and never fails to brighten my day. Whether you're a fan of video games, board games, movies, tech, or just looking for something light-hearted to enjoy during your morning commute or downtime, this podcast has something for everyone. I highly recommend giving it a listen!



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TMS 2566: Seat Meat

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2023 112:20


I saw Scotty drawing Santa Claus, streaming on the internet last night. Shit Outta Cards Dot Com. Say Schlitz Slowly. Polygon Scheme. Dear money, I miss you. Please come home. Mango, cucumber, seaweed stuff. Chopsticks on my mind. Stages Of Stupid. Vaseline Milk. Free pavement pizza with fill up. The Untouched Crayon. Literary Tits. Auntie-antimum. The color of dumb. Don't call me Windy with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2565: Mister Meat Sticks

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2023 106:52


Dick bosses. The Font of all Malware. Sandpaper Sex Thing. Now With Extra Bit Rot. The Search For Bauhaus! No triangle, no square, and no Lt. Yar! Jam a handful in yer maw while yer loadin'. Saltine face stuffing. Matt can see clearly now the surgery's done. How about a Barbie. A Big Box Of Track. Lick a stick. Family Feud Herpes Edition. The Korean Twitch War with Tom. Scott, The Hipster, Won't watch what you tell him...with Randy & Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2564: Mac & No Cheese

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2023 90:27


Phillip Thomas Michael Hall. Put That In Your Chicken And Melt It. Delivering Salt to your Face. Does the carpet match the horn? Burrito Body. I Can't Believe it's Not Cheese. Naked-Ass Saltine. The Hobbit Very Smooth and convincing. I don't like excessive peeeeeeeen. Doxing Joey Butafuko. Not-Quite-Pepperoni on Not-Quite-Pizza. As older, aging white men go. Cool Dude is Two For One. Hydrant baby, just drip some water under the tree for me. Literary Time of the Month with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2563: Suitably Whackadoo

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2023 86:07


Getting 69'd out of Disney Land. Whats-his-bucket, and the other guy. The 5 Things Scott Knows About Sport. A Stocking Filled With Soup. Hitchcock Tummy Tuck. Rheinholt and Doug. Do the Brewers still exist cos I like really wanted to know. 2 Fast 2 Furiosa. The happiest exit on Earth. John Henry's Ghost Peppers. Mario Kart bathroom numb. Canadian Super Pig invasion. Nobody can fight Big Wedding. Transparent Purple Hemmaroid. Anything Everywhere all at Once with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2562: Discount Shocker

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2023 121:33


Cold Farts & Wet Fish. The Ciserian Calendar. White Controller Confusion. Misty's Flapjacks. Old Furiosa Bookends. Spit-Balloon Kids Stole my Wishbone. Sopranos, not the singers. Dog Food meat loaf sandwiches. too much name. Obi-Wan Ibbott. I Like Spending Time In Holes. Choking on reality. I hate floating holidays. Who Fell Off the Roof? Mindfully Eating Cake With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2561: The Squid Ink Games

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2023 126:08


Death Star Technical Support. Left Ball Therapy with Dunaway. How do you Herd Nerfs? Who's the Big Fat Guy and the Skinny Guy? You CAN watch shows with words on the bottom. I'll Take Whale Semen for $400 Alex. Unaffordable gallons of liquid. Milking the scorpions. Stan Lee defeats the Avengers. Opening the Worms of Can. Wookiee Up on Top. Worn A Pair, Never Owned A Pair. Focus on the Left Ball. Wanted, But Not in a Poster Way, with Tom. We're Going to Foggy Mountain, Charlie with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2560: Auto-Baton

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2023 85:40


United Colors of Ibboton. Not a Winning Streak more a Winning Hobble. An Experiment In Degenerate Gambling. Not-a-mot-on not nota-mot-on. Bad Guys Can Be Girls. As Billie Eilish said ... Durh. The Italian Symbiote. Making the Lion's End's Meet. Disney Jail. Scamoroni. Coverville Covered the Black. Watch Out Oates He'll Sue You Up. Oates a Small World After All. Dodging Balls in a Hotel Room. Prunish Props with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2559: Liquor Piquor

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2023 64:18


The Cliff Clavin Cinematic Universe. Fetus Team Six. Hey Jude I skinned a Cat. Uterus Diddlefiss. Precious Family Memories and Bedroom Encounters. When in doubt, Chuck it out! Creepy Uncle's Foot Fetish Side Hustle. The Ratzenberger Fury. Bite My Rhymes. Do nothing, win prizes. Snakes On A Pizza. Tarantino Chips. The Price of Feet. Luke Drinks The Blue Milk. Drugs and Submarines and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2558: BURMP!

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2023 104:25


When you're Smurfing, the whole world Smurfs with you. LetFlix. Midlife Crisis, DDS. Gargamel at the Ready. Dr Douchinferts. Someone else made that haircut happen. Oh what a Feeling, Watching TeeVee on the Ceiling. Logitech Legmouse. Scott Johnson, Cobra Commander. Smartass Smurf. Flander M'Gander. Thanks for all of the Podfading Jokes. It's raining fuel, Hallelujah. Everyone Wants to Be Gaston. Alt-Man with Tom. Incredible Things We're Not Going to Know with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2557: Hobo Face Pancakes

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2023 93:35


The Important thing is that You Feel Bad. Scott forces Fury Road on another victim. YOU SUCK! ...Thanks for listening! Miami Vice City. Harrison Ford was a carpenter. You know who else was a Carpenter.... Karen. Horses are Assholes. Sidle Lessons. Kentucky Derbay. Keith Richards Sucks Lifeforce. Emotional Support Horse. Why Does The Michelin Man Give Out Stars? Turkey Ferts & Leftovers. Nobody listens to Amy. Big Feet Mean Big Shoes. Thanks Dr. Eyeball. Get Me Photos! Photos of Omni-Man, with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2556: All Hail Shlamoopy

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2023 113:15


I Have Spread Disease Before. M'Cack not M'Cock. The Stamps of Attunement. Darren Agnostic. Exiling Squirrels. Soft and Soggy Bags. Weirdo White Man. The Smell of Burning Smoke. It wasn√Ęt me. It was the face. I'm in the mood for goat horns. Michael is a Psychotic Child. Shirtless With A Baby Tiger. Jesus is a Pillow. Click on my box and tell me that you love me. Being Rude to Boomers with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2555: The Wrong Whopper

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2023 103:15


The B-52 Ladies. There are always two Twix, a master, and an apprentice. (V) I'm fed up with the emma effing Clares on this emma effing Plane. Headwound Harry. Don't Dead. A cat named Judah. $20 buys you 5 acres and a horse. Guns And Potatoes In Idaho. The Poop & Pee Preshow. Overnight Hump & Dump. Burger King Fries. y'know For Dogs. Impossible to Save Cows. DTK: Down To KitKat. In Brussels they're just called Sprouts... With Tom! SchittOutOfPotential.com with Scott, Brian, Randy...AND A CAVEMAN and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2554: Toolbag in Orbit

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2023 80:29


Pope A Mon Go. The Earth, Very Smooth and Convincing. Hate the Impression, not the Impressioner. Throwing hands and flipping pancakes. Groping Earth. COME AT ME CHURCH LADY! WE'RE NOT SCARED! Scooby and Boobie in the Morning. I went to an MMA match and a Waffle House broke out. Weirdos Are Weird At Night. Amalgamations of Meat. Do nuggets have names because I like really wanted to know? Bell, Boot, Devoe. I am all out of Guys. Wine & Dine me ...before taking a dump on me. It's all relative relativity. Beard-Free Chicken Wings with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2553: The Chicken Zone

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2023 101:01


The Best Hamburgers In The Bidness. Same dog, new home owners. Killing with KIMness. schrodinger's neighbors. Have Fun With The Baby... WE'RE OFF TO DISNEYLAND! They Forgot Us On Purpose. Crying Blood. Show me on the map where New Hampshire touched you. The Fettuccine Incident. Audible Tina Gasp. Bruised By Biscuits. New Pokemon - ChickFilA. every girls crazy bout my sharp ass blades. Biscuit Bruises with Randy. Science Bomb Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2552: Prickly Mouth Feel

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2023 109:10


V is for Vomit, that's good enough for me. It's Funny Scott Day On TMS. Opening a Can of Whoop Worms. Today's episode is brought to you by the letters U, V, and H. We should have mugged 2500. The mirror takes no reflection and leaves no reflection. Wasn't There a Show with Jon Stewart Called the Jon Something Show? Pop rocks carbonated the bad meat. Please un-lurk and speak up. Dashing behind the peaches. Please hit me so I can get a new car. Can mirrors see, because stoners, like, really want to know! I Don't Know Why That Played. I played bass with Somerset Gimp in the 90s. Baby faced Nick gets hitched. I'm the problem with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2551: Herb Your Enthusiasm

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2023 102:08


Hey Rocky, watch me pull a hat out of a rabbit! Bo Ho Ho Eee = buoy. All Intensive Porpoises. Brain said DeLorean, mouth said Batmobile. Car talk with Dunaway. Sprouting to Brussels and BlizzCon with Tom. Don't blow in my face! Scott Is Having That Checked. Hintatudes. Separating the buoy from the boy. Giving it to Big Burger. His Name was Rocky Shit. Doing a little duty on the hole. JRaw. Pretty Sly for a Write Guy with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2550: Too Many Cox

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2023 97:26


The Other Carbonated Meat. The Blues, The Twos and the Jigglypuffs. La Praxima Semana de Los Muertos. Johnny Lookback. Congestive Meat Failure. If I agree with this, can we never talk about this again? Validate the Mandella. Burying Patrick. Fish cucumbers. Red Sauce Dawn. Navarone of the Guns. A shirt, pants, and weird hot sauce. Not that Michael Douglas. Luca Brasi Sleeps with the Pasta. In the Corner with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2549: Fargo Chipmunks

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2023 87:27


Stay Hebrew National. You Can Do It In A Henley. Don't Trust The Tea in 1773. I Only Get it For the Naked Cats. We can do Zip Shit. Mom's 127 Rib Story. No teeny little beef sticks. Drinking the Metzen Juice. Your flag is armed and dangerous! Bismuth Adjacent. Steakon Bacon. Hanky-Pank Yourself. Ad Block for Life. 85 Year Olds should neither scoot nor climb furniture! Set your Air Fryer to Nuggets. Crisis at Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2548: Snowloween

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2023 112:01


Meat infused buildings. The Scent of a Donut. The Mage Went To College. What's Shia Leboeuf doing these days. You know I don't really care. The artist formerly known as Twitter. Made Of Crepe Paper And Sticks. Scott Can Feel The Sexy Sax. AmishOverlord is neither Amish nor an OverLord. Discuss. Retracting the Pre-Tip. Wargon love. McLawsuit. Stop trying to make Pre-Tipping" a thing! Naked Treats. Moonlighting feels so right. Swimming in Soup with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2547: Grocery Store Belt

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2023 124:52


Why the Boob Lady? I Don't Like Reeceeeeees Pieceeeeeees. Porshay. You get NO Mule Muffins, NO Bull Semen and NO Lt Yar! It's a bull market on semen. Star Wars Trek with Tom. Do you remember the Halloween spaghetti? Dunway Wants To Axe You a Question. Dough Nob. Same as Uranus. What a crazy random happenstance! David Buoy. Is there a show if no one hears it? Motley Crue, Featuring Buckwheat. Good William Hunting staring Matthew Damon Randy Nicole Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2546: Chewranchula

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2023 85:31


Delicious Kevin Bacon. Kill the Dry Humpers. Rub it on your Snickers. Getting Wiggy With It. OOO Scary Brian! Happy Dollarbabyween! Big Wigs not Big Enough. We can't all die first. Carpel Tunnel of the R.C.M.P. But do the cuffs match? All Expense Spared. Drinking Jason Water. Pepperidge Farm Dis-remembers. Spider Averse. Gory, Horrory Halloween Films with Monica. Errors of Various Materials with BILL and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2545: Baggie of Soup

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2023 102:11


Do Phones Have OS Because I Like Really Wanted to Know. Full sized Johnson candy. Smart TVs are dumb. Up in the night with the meat. Here's Florida Georgia Linw with a song about Colorado called Montana. Harr the Harrar Stary. Trick or Jambalaya. Scott Is A Conflator. Dressing up as Jack Shit. Pear Pressure. 3 Book Weekend. Not a Witch, But Still a Duck. I curse you, apparently. Test driving Tristan. Digestion Speed Run with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2544: Breed your Blakes

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2023 99:28


TMS Math. Santa's Webinar. Night At The Jamba Juice. Yo Quiero Copyright. Nunchucks. Not Just for chucking Nuns. Blizcasoft. Extra-Curricular Halloweenies. Wires Not Impervious To Scizzors. A juice at the Roxbury. Porky Pigging It. Unequivably. The Right Deft Hand. Stupu-it. It's Gin O'Clock In Ireland. Wendi Dunford, Gun for hire and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2543: A Brotherhood of Cheetos

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2023 118:02


Edward Rakehands. Hold me closer Tony Danza. Yakkin' Yeti. Give me my horny games. Big needle tree. Truckbed spongecake. Who's the Full House Boss? Herkulay Prayray. Chaos with Claire and Dunaway. My Lawn Mower Is A Vacuum Cleaner. Gimme my tig ol' bitties! Skeletons showing too much skin. Scott Has A Tree Growing In His Eye. A Kerfuffle With Tom. The Akwafina Scale with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2542: A Case O' Queso

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2023 96:18


One Step Closer to Parasite. Tick Tick Boom Boom. Heimlich-er, Not the Heimlich-ee. Mario Ass Mario Business. Makin Music in my sus-sus-studio. Keto People Talk Macros. One Pump Chump. The Goodest Dude. You got Rap in my Musical! Foot in Two Chat Ponds. Pumpkin Spice Chai Drink in the Fall - So Unique. New Burger Smell. I picked up Spider-Man, not that heavy! The Blankening. Ask your doctor if Hammiltent is for you. Board Games with Hockey Loving Bastard Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2541: Southern Lag

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2023 79:55


As Gay as the Day is Long. Helen Keller is blind, we can't see her. Re-Al Housewives of Salt Lake. She'd Be From A Thing. Salt Lick City. Guys kicking balls, it's family friendly! Dunaway Knows Some Cows. Show Me Hello Kitty's Birth Certificate. Open Eyes, Open Hearts, Open Lose. Doll-Based Horror. THEN YOU CAN EAT JELLY. Better Than Eating A Baby. Shit for Free ain't the issue. Konami code for luck. Fingering nerdy pies with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2540: More, less great

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2023 118:03


Sore me up in one arm. The Dr. and his magical screwdriver. The Shoveler, he uses a shovel right? 1992, plus or minus 12 years. She's Bagel Coffee, not Tea Croissant. Blake Breeders. Harbor Freight: Not Just Harbors and Not Just Freight. Omaha: The Home Of Stuff & Things. Every Time You Sing...A Note. Might as well face it, you're a sharp dressed man! We like Florida when they're available for news coverage. Was it a bomb? depends. Betting Other People's Money. I've Heard of Gummy Bears, But This is Ridiculous. Perfect, Expensive, and hard with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2539: No Show Yesterday

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2023 127:23


Drooping cable. You can WIN GOOGLE! Godfellas. Moratorium on Memoriam's. Dr. Whoville. YOU SHALL NOT FAST PASS! Unscrew His Crotch. Animatronic Bullshit. Peanuts PornHub. Mama Murphy. Trimmed down Irishman. What's he doing these day? Oh, he's decomposing. 4 Sets of Hips and 1 Crotch. Barbie Cyberpunk. Fury Road is my K-Pop with Tom Merritt. Chucklehead Recommentals with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2538: The Havening

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2023 87:52


Reduced Libido Eulogy. Porkish. Funeral potatoes. Thats a typo. What's a Floctave? Crumplage in the Bumperage. Phone sax. Cold hands down the pants. That's The Number Before 12? Beware Crab Boiled Corn on the Cob. They call it an Isle Royal with Cheese. I want to buy the fake TVs. Scamp Chauvanist Pig. If I play Mario, I am cheating on Zelda. Mineral balanced breakfast with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2537: Fumpkin Spice

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2023 116:25


14 Points of Reticulation. We are all chairs. What Would Dave Thomas Do? Eating off the spotless giraffe. Psychosomatic Skipping. Where Did This Adult Come From? An old soul, as evidenced by his receding hairline. Bad Kerning and Leading Sensitivity. Hoof to Horn. Hannah Hannah Bobanna, Hannah. Looking For Logic, This Is Not The Place. Brian's bulk and guns are deceptive. Baby Aspirin memories. Done with the Pumpkin Spice overload. Schrodinger's Strawman is Morally Injured with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2536: Twice Fried A.I.

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2023 109:28


Brother cousins. Zed Germans. The Slap Was A Lie. Worst. Video Game. Movie. Ever. More For Less With Tom. Ze Morgen Streamen. Can I interest you in a slightly used Street Fighter? Not So Jiggy With It. Swimming in Brian's aura of warmth. One Rotation Later. Twin Genetics is Just Like Back to the Future. The most stoned sober person. Genetically equivalent live caller. No Airport, No Impacted Colon and No Lt. Yar! Reccamentals with Randall Cunningham Junior Jordan Johnson and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2535: Objectionable Vegetables

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2023 94:11


Misty and the Hand Shandy. Crossing the Celebrity Prostitute Streams. Declare Your Poop! 1-900-ANNOYING-PUPPETS. Party All The Time And Something In Your Butt. R.O.L.A.I.D.S spells Funktastic. Crappy Jewelry. If you can't see the puppets, it's just a guy doing a dumb voice. Organ Transitions. Depressing Buttons. What happens on TV at 2 AM nowadays? A bird murdermuration. The Chuddening! A Little Stymie. That time of the month with TVs Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2534: Down To Wrench

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2023 81:38


Moistly Water. Stripping My Nuts. Whacking hammer jerk rotation. Full Redneck Ibbott. Possums, Footlong Rats & Cats, Oh My! Twerk and Torque. Know the difference. Air Fryer Dogrito. All Trevors are Readheads, but not all Redheads are Trevors. Japan Spacey Gundam Style. 40 bucks is 40 bucks. Dave, The Stripper. Horror movie night, and still no Parasite. Couple hits and it came right out. Gotta do some pumping to get fluid back in the lines. Captain America's Chesticles with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2533: Thank You For Chering

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2023 108:55


Professional Morticia. Welcome To Laquinta California. The Borg Queen and the Christmas Prince. Strange things are afoot at CVS. Dodge trucks are Ford tough. Embalming For Dummies. Follow Your Dead Dreams. Dongle Nostalgia. Haunted by Smoking Butts. We Like Mike. Red On-Air Prince. Smelling the Right Tree. Elijah Blue Diamond Almond. White Pages, Red Flags! Freakin' For Two With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2532: Tantric Algebra

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2023 95:07


6 oz of bone. Van playing the field for presents. Stack everyone in Texas. Rip Torn, son of Tiger Torn. One Sitting, One Shitting. I Don't Like Vegan Speeeeeeeeeeeed. Cranky Pants. Not My Princess. Thank You Very Much, TYVM. Wall of Wines. You'll get NO XRAY Specs, NO Fart Gas and NO Lieutenant Yar! Let's go ride the Owmybumga! Kim watches porn at the library. Bandolier delivery method. Eff Dr Drew with Red Fraggle and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2531: Knead You Tonight

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2023 88:27


The Star Wars along The Fury Road. Putting children in their bags. The Wilhelm Laugh. Candy Corn Dressed As Robin. Good & Plenty As Multiple Men. Theater is Fancy. AI Colon. Frankenstein Barfing In A Pumpkin. Don't Forget the The. Goin in hard on the beef. Freshly-Canned Laughter. Inserting Dunaway. Double Up Day. Stinky Ball in the Desert. Science: Something Cool And Learny with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2530: GoRefundMe

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2023 115:12


The Science of The Wet Spot. The Hilt Is The Taint Of The Sword. Infect people with kindness. The Bros Must Be Crazy! TMS is Robots all the way down. (s) All around me there are stupid faces. I Use Daggers! Stabby Stabby Stab. That rotten carrot bowling bag smell. Listen here, Engagement Farmer. Kevin Bacon this kindness shit. Tony the Terry. H2O Conspiracy Theories. Assume everyone's a shithead. Inverted guests. Keith & No Girl. Feminist Lens Crafting With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2529: Mainlining Some Cheddar

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2023 121:47


Ask your Doctor if Assifex is right for you! Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from Orange Car yo? First Three Pointy Boobs. No Wellness to check. I Don't Want To Be Karen! Children of Potter. Abandoned Orange Looks Sus. I Don't Like Plastic Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese! Past the Point of Wellness. Planet Touchdown. Alf is Not a Dog. Never-ending Lyft Story. Tick On The Tire. These Six Considerations with Tom. All the Questions, None of the Answers with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2528: Barrel Fish

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2023 90:21


THIS is Why TikTok is Bad. Hands up the butt Muppets. A little bit of the old eggs and pecker. The King Formerly Known As Prince. The Kentucky part of Nevada. Exceptionalism drives into dumbness. Crawled Through the Shit For My Apple Watch and Made it Out the Other Side. Scooter's Gonna Scoot. Rowlf is two dudes. Nobody Likes Listicles. How Regular Is Your Cheese? The Bears Like Krispy Kreeeeeeeeeeeeme. Bear Don't Care! Modern Day Stupid. The stink of health. Writing Down The List In Your Head With Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2527: Squatty Scrubby Dude

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2023 92:55


The Parasite Streak Continues. This is Kim's husband. He's a PODCASTER! I don't like Jalapeno and Oyster beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer! Wreakin' the CVS Bathroom. PAN AM: Pansexual Amateursexual. Put That In Your Chicken And Roast It! There's Nothing West of Seattle. Back End. No Barf. Dog Bit My Crotch and I Liked it. Beer Makes People Happy. A Big Gulp Of Beer. Bombdiggity. A complete backend operation. We invented podcasting, dammit! Copyright law is messed up with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2526: Circadian Zombie Disruption

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2023 132:47


Pants loses to whip. Armless Chaps. Special ops Linus. There are Three Doors. Are Pigskins Made of Cow Because I Like Really Wanted to Know. That's Me and a Spice Girl (Losing My Religion). What Happened In Vegas Came Home With Brian. Left us to flounder while you did shit. Pennywise tangled your Ethernet, now ESCAPE!! 6 Oreo Cookies for $100. That's Some Barry Bullshit. Even Pancakes Need To Pay Rent. Darts have finally caught up to bowling. Low-Poly Rabbit Mask. Stupid A Word Conversations with Tom. Zen Deficient Recommentals with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2525: Nothing Flopped Out

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2023 97:13


I don't like the Big Bang Theoreeeeeeeee. Having to put up with nice people. He Talks Too Much and Cuts...Grass. Barfinal. Puke, Punch, & Run! Hello! I'm Joe Social! Splitting the Juniper. Singularity to Sitcom: the Big Bang Story. Making Fun At You. Oh, it gets worse. Right Back Into The Carafe. Famous Jeff. It's All Generic With Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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