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The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day!

Scott Johnson

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    2015 Comedy

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    2013 People's Choice

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    2013 Comedy

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    2011 Entertainment


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The Morning Stream podcast is a delightful and entertaining show that I have been listening to for quite some time. As someone who needs noise to sleep, I appreciate having this podcast as my go-to source of entertainment before bed. However, one downside is that the episodes are so engaging that I often find myself staying awake until the end instead of drifting off to sleep. This sometimes leads me to start the episode from the beginning again, but I can't complain too much because the content is always informative and conclusive.

One of the best aspects of The Morning Stream is its hosts, Scott and Brian. Their chemistry and humor make each episode a joy to listen to. They approach each day with a sense of humor and take on various topics with ease, whether it's movies, tech, or even answering behavioral health questions. The addition of guest speakers adds variety and insight to the discussions. Another great aspect is the light-hearted nature of the show - there is plenty of laughter and fun banter without crossing into vulgar or pandering territory.

On the downside, there have been times when spoilers were shared without warning, particularly when discussing new shows or movies. While it hasn't completely ruined my enjoyment of the podcast, it would be nice if they were more mindful about giving their audience a heads-up before diving into spoiler territory.

In conclusion, The Morning Stream is an excellent podcast that delivers laughs, insights, and entertainment across a myriad of topics. It has become a staple in my daily routine and never fails to brighten my day. Whether you're a fan of video games, board games, movies, tech, or just looking for something light-hearted to enjoy during your morning commute or downtime, this podcast has something for everyone. I highly recommend giving it a listen!



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TMS 2951: Wookie Duty

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2026 63:18


Cursive Cursing. A Cat Named Beef. Getting Twitchy. Let's Test the Show's Latency. Sour creme on your chalupa is not a euphemism. Emails dash jugs of pee. A Baja Better Time. You Need A Grommet. Imma seal up my hole. The hoity toity mall. Shrodenger's seating. Panky and the brian. But I would have liked to watch you struggle a little bit. Flower Child Something. Belter Passwords with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2950: Well Co-Axually

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2026 56:21


Tame at the Butt. Just because everything CAN be content doesn't mean everything SHOULD be content. I'm Afraid I can't do That, Dave. Prompt Artists, go eat a poo. Make Your Own Bad Luck. Billie AIlish. Just Typin' Shit into a Thing. Sia wouldn't want to Bia. Lounge It Up. That name is Gay! Chocolate Pyramid Poops. Celebrate a Dumb Number Thing. Bone transmission. Robbing a bank just for the tip. Claim Your Tacos with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2949: Gingham Style

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2026 69:54


Hair gel water. My Filoni Has a First Name. So Long John, And Thanks For All The Fish. Don't be the peanut butter cup. Jimmy Crisco. Mucilex. Favreau Beans and a nice Chianti. Brian stimulated Scott's mother in law. The Reindeer Police Action. Shaneel, Shlamazio, monkey beeky beeky boo! Captain and Chenille. Beefy Hamm. Inversion of the Body Snatchers. Bulk Bad for You Items. 70s TV Detective Reboots with Stephen Schleicher and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2948: Dirt Bacteria

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2026 74:56


Critical Shit. In Space No One Can Hear You Burp. A gif about Jif. More Like Napoleon Bunnypart. Stick it in the port. Bubble Size with Wendi. You got Peanut butter in my Burger. You got Burger in my Peanut butter. Did you know the wombat? Poop Cubes. Shut Up, The Meg. Rocky times in Boulder. I'm Only Smelling When It Rains. High quality urine. Stick It on the Port. Hitting That Heart Beat Limit and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2947: Licensed To Pun

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2026 68:22


Orange Hot Chili Pepper. 0HELLNO. Poop and Big Meat are my favorites. Some of these N words are troubling. Graduates of the Drescher Academy. We're Here To Hump. Dumb Effery. Twerkel the Urkel. You'll get N o Kang, No Tony Stark and No Lt Yar. Questions for Q*Bert. Hot is the Devil's Temperature. Am I annoying you Brian. It was Palpatine all along. Daryl James Tobasco. Save the kimchi, save the world with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2946: Sony Owny

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2026 66:46


I have to enter my credit card manually like a savage! Scott Is Going To Fart Smoke. Under your clothes, you're naked! She's not giving mermaid. Eventual Qdoba. Mr. Chipotle to My Ready Room! Alamoshittification. Inaugrial. I Wanna Be Ripley, Believe it or Not. Being Dog Malkovich. A taste of a sound. In the world of Sony's, be a Valve. SCTV was full of weird lookin' people. Way Mo Dangerous. One Hour Photobombing with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2945: Disorderly Conduct

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2026 81:25


TMS is my emotional support show. SCOTT JOHNSON: BOOTIE-SNATCHER! In a World of John's, Be a Johnson! Show Your Love with a Rubber Glove. Insurance Ejector. Larry David Ass Larry David. Mr. Crowley's Taco Truck. It's either Adidas or Adidas. ARISE FROM YOUR HOSPITAL BED. Dispenser confusion. Nurse police. Gas and Possibly Diarrhea with Brian Dunaway. The Allen Town Billy Joel's. Juno's Temples. What's The Colon with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2944: Alejandro Pokerface

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2026 74:17


I can definitely see why YOU'd keep it. Throw it away with PEACE AND LOVE. Officer Throg Reporting For Duty! Brian's Huge Box. Attempted mayhem. I don't like Maude with an EEEEEEEEE! Huge Mansionish Stuff. And You Can Eat GRAPES. Big T! Big T! Chuck Your Covid Test in the Bin. I'm the cashier now. My Grandma will kick your butt... in Tekken. Extra Iron in this loaf of Bread. Well Steel. Well Razor Blades. Keep your Covid on display. Punish me with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2943: MaxGPT

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2026 67:58


I'm Huge and Fat for Some Reason. I Don't Like An Anal Bleeeeeeeeeed. Well Schlapp my Cheval. Most Booby Filled. I don't like Nicoteeeeeeeeen. Scoring. You know, from baseball. The Only Other Matt Johnson. Johnny Coverville" Seed." Buy Gold Bonds for your Gout. White Deadpool. Nicholas Vape. She Really Knows Her Science-y Stuff, If You Know What I Mean. Oonts Oonts Oontsarina of Time. Show me your Volvo! All the Tech You Can Pee on with Tom. and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2942: Leaching the Sticky

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2026 65:20


You got to mold your butter. Pooping Cement. Pulling My Own Horn. I need to handle my slimer more often. You Get NO 6, NO 7 & NO Lt Yar! Feberge Quail Egg. That's My Little Octopussy. Put That Billionaire In Your Salad And Eat It! (S) cause girl you Walk like McMahon, laugh like McMahon! I was like what?! with Brian Ibbott. Unimpressed 5 year old is unimpressed. Tootin' Yer Own Chain. MORE MINIS!!! Isn't there a Geek Allstars Podcast called Allatars Something. Sitting at Dan's Table with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2941: Nerd Actually

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2026 84:09


Ru Paul's Drone Race. Gigantic man men. I LIKE YOUR JEWELS! States Shaped Like Things. Nerdtacular tickets are live! Won At Game Of Parking (eventually). People on Molly are in a good mood. Rapping Roberts. CoverRiddler Escapes Again! Just Out-living the MCU. Thumbing up the camera. Black taped nipples and a white fur hat. The Panhandle makes No Difference. Actual beavers. Dressing for the temperature I want. I was going to talk about procrastination but didn't get around to it, with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2940: @ AT AT Dot Com

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2025 70:51


Mocapped In The Nuts. Caravan Farts. Up your nose with a rubber cthulhu. What kind of a (nerdtacular ticket) deal? Hocus Pocus Let's Focus. Hookin up the poop chute. I don't see you at buc-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees. Luke's Lightsaber Is Ribbed... Wubbing Alcohol. National Lampoon's Nerdtacular Vacation. Rubber Advice. How to open a lightsaber? Use a bit of Force! Chevy Chased out of everything. (v - Chandler) Could Micheal BEEEEE anymore Jordan. Pack it Up Pack it In, Let Snow Begin w TV's Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2939: Carbonated Fish Drink

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2025 71:21


All the De-Pooped Shrimp You Can Eat. Lazy Ass Chalamet. The Situation with Situating Brian. Angry Mon Chi Chis. A Gift LeBuBu is the Best LeBuBu. Cheesesteak is about the Bread --- and the Meat --- and the Cheese --- But Mostly the Cheesesteak. Dunaway in the Crapper. Ride the real worm. Proper Ping Pong. The Beast from the East. What's the Crack Here Like? Pschitt! Close your yeti hole! Gestation Man-splation. Getting Your Archie Comics Fix with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2938: Duck Vader

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2025 81:14


It's Still A Crispy Pickle! Gettin' hiipoojiggy with it. Just in Time for Christmas with Monica. Old Man Yells At iClouds. Mcfurious johnson! Friggin' Fraggin' Vegas Guy. Her Lady Name. Goo Today, Gone Tommorrow. Van Full Of Swag. Michael Blue Blah Bley. What Cream of Soup is in Your Wallet? I Don't Like Mall Weeeeeeeeed. Simply Hating A Terrible Christmas Song. Take me to McDonald's! Mouth To Mouth With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2937: Buck Blocking Brian

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2025 61:48


Crossing the Johnson streams. MAGA hat blazing. I Like Huge Allen Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeys! There Will Be NO Whore Houses In My Christian Minecraft Server! Thank the Lord I'm High. Scott's huge tool. Hannibal and Martha Sitting in a Tree. Blinded By That There Light. Annie are you Car Sick? Guitar man died too early. The Ricky Spencer Experience. Bring Your Shit, I've Got A Shovel. Stuck in the Package with You. Un-Box ba-duba-dop. A Quantum of Solace with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2936: Cough Point Blank

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2025 72:51


Diplomatic Credulity. Rampage Cushion. Looking Like A Smurf Down There! Don't Wander Into That Water. Awkwardness Grenade. Too Busy to go to Hell. Serious Sandler. Mall Santa gets Covid for Christmas. Some French Bullshit... It's OK, My Brother's A Stereotype! Byebye Chicken And Watermelon. I Wrote Myself a Note, About What I do not Know. My Mom's Mouth Shape. I Don't Like Expired Vegan Gummieeeeeeeeeees! Assholes & F-Bombs with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2935: Moscow Donkey

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2025 85:05


Gentleman's Club... Now With Women! A Lot Of Dude Stuff. Attorney Genital. Protect Jed and Melva at ALL COSTS! Cosi Fan Tutti Frutti. Two Brians and a Frankenberg! Mary Steamburger. Wobbly Polygons. Melva, you got any cash? The Ham and Cheese operas. It's Gary Cole, Man! The Gap's Got Gaps w Brian Dunaway. Christmas In Your Face. Slit Ends. Questionable TV in the bedroom with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2934: Raw Chicken Patterns

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2025 70:47


THE CHICKEN IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE! Prolapsed Woopie. The Farting is Probably on the Menu. Snipping the Tip. Oatie Face. Taco Bell at 250 Pesos. Every airport has a train. Thank you for being a Brent. Almost Six Five-hundreds. When in Doubt, Throw it OUT. Non-Decorative Hobbies. Oh Hi, the Brian Dunaway Story. An Actual Woman. Lost Driveways. What kind of dog is this, with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2933: Mom Mothma

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2025 71:01


Luke and Leia Butthole. The Littlest Mermaid. Mrs. Mad Max. Scott and Brian are the new Statler And Waldorf. Out Of Mothers. Hot and Boring and Slow. I'll do 9 holes if it is the right group. Taking Another McCllunky. Ellen DeGeneres Ripley. Half Bloated Corpse of a Cow on the Street. Banana-rama-ding-dong. Sideways fishing. Scott loves to Bait. Planning for the Unplannable. There's always a bigger AI fish with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2932: Undead Driveway Chicken

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2025 57:20


Smoke Salt Everyday. Drive by chickening. I Don't Like Chickens That Are ZOMBEEEEEEES! I don't BEEPING like BEEPING Beach BEEPING Balls. Big Milky Film... Plate tester. One Plastic Button Too Tight. Little Nib Nibbler. Busted for Being Dipshits. Brian's Budgie Smugglers. Welcome Home Larry. The Stink Of Dairy. Doctor Smeary Who. Crappy Copies of Everything. Fat Squirrel Fall with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2931: Very Semi-Regular

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2025 64:02


Meta, That's No Moon. Martian Dust Devils. Everyone Wing Chun Tonight. Lightning Zero. All I Can Afford is a Monday. Full Hasidic Hitman. You'll have no hot dogs, no potato chips and no Lt. Yar! A SNEAK FROM BEHIND WITH DUNAWAY. What's Up Drafts? Mad Max counter RESET. I Do Like Matthew Rheeeeeeeees. Everybody. Blame Some Body. The Whirlypigs of Time bring their revenges. Vertical Updrafts FTW. Discharging With Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2930: Hobo Sardines

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2025 72:17


The Internet Comes On Computers Now. Heavily Nude. Curdy and Chunky. How many moons does Tony Hawk have? Just Fishy Enough. 26 Bones Burger. Spindle Bindle. Is it Too Early For a Sardine Taco. Fire Up Up. Lord of the Tears. Uncooked Egg Stuff. The Key to Good Gift Giving --- KIM. Do trivia properly, come on it's not rocket science! I assumed a dude. Poop Or Die with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2929: Utah Sober

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2025 65:16


Dunaway's Island of Lost Controllers. The Nerd Countdown has Begun! Bond Villain Minky Couture. Night Puker. Pac Man. Four-nippled Vader. Crevass - When it's the size of Yo Momma's Ass. Infamous Atari Games. Adventure, isn't that the game with the angry duck and the key? Synced for Good. Sora is in the Tadpool! Rip up your inner bits. Micronaut Really. We've failed as a species, haven't me. Quantum Supremacy with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2928: Vegetation Thing

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2025 65:34


Me So Phony. Age Appropriate Creepiness. Ussy Galore. Is There a Band Called The Band Because I Like Really Wanted to Know. My Man Thing Smells. We Dropped A Lot of Tools. Appropriately aged crush. Enshitificating Aura Farming for Rage Baiting. The Last Christoph Waltz. Swamp Thing Smells Like Flowers. 52 Socket Pick Up. That's not how caviar works. Aw, the Bigaboop! Goats are Dicks, and This Proves It. Only room for one Danica with Dan. and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2927: More Meaty, Less Fat

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2025 62:50


Red On Air Phone Case. Perpetually Surprised by the 1st of the Month. A Steady Number Two. Defying Decency! Version 5 Is Alive. Need More Purge Towers! Isn't there a light called Red On-Air something. All The Theatre Ladies, All The Theatre Ladies. That's Some Wicked Jibber-Jabber. Talking During the Do Not Talk Talk. Don't go to the movies if you're dumb. Human plane plug. Power Glare. Gitter. December Fools Day With Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2926: Pop Tart Inception

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2025 65:17


Pull the lips apart and blow. Every kid needs a whoopie cushion. Straw tart blow berry pop torch with Dunaway. Appropriately sized Grinch. Every fart is funny when you're six. Cushion Regrets. Christmas village appropriation. Three Holes In A Bottom!! Always call the garage door guy. International Eating Holidays. What is the apple jacks flavor? Shoe breakfast. Paprika dump. Three fume sleep. Whipping Buggys with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2925: Highly Ironic Acid

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2025 64:36


Boring to the Future. Dental Dammit. Daft Sabbath. It's 100 percent Nikki, maybe. Nudity Clause. Killing Baby Mendoza. Sorry Logan. Duplo my face and tell me that you love me. Super kinda gay. In Soviet Russia, robot is replaced by you! Feel my fake abs. More poop than shark. Time travel happens, I already told you this next week. Anti-Fascist Prophylactic. Tell That To My Back & Kneeeeeeeeeeees! with TV's Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2924: Bread Hat

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2025 73:25


Better dick cumberbatch. Giant Frog Bong. The Brain is the Window to the Colon. I need this finger for my mouse and this one for driving. NO Lt Yar...'s Revenge! Pulling the Dunaway in. Never Go To Crystal Gayle's House For Soup. Guy Piercings. Mein Cousin. Gah! Linda! Going Full Nicole with Scott. Hot chocolate munchies. O Canada, your health care shines on thee! Maple rhymes with snow. I would really have liked a hot dog, that's all I am sayin' and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS FRIDAY: Nobody's Eating Cotton

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2025 84:52


WE LOST POWER IN POST! But on this TMS, I Can't Believe It's Not Fake Butter. Strong Deyboo with Monica. All dressed and ready, like potato chips. Nobody's Eating Cotton. Smells Like China. Elevator Horror. A different kind of horny. Wick'd for Good. Someone Felt The Other Guy. What shit do I have laying around my desk. Filament Test Boogers. Persnickety is the Word. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

CORE 497: Claire Obscured

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2025 214:41


Main Topic: Game Awards Nominees. Megabonk dev withdraws "Best Debut Indie" nomination (made previous games). Claire Obscur: Expedition 33 breaks record with 12 nominations. Notable snubs: ARC Raiders, Dispatch, Sonic the Hedgehog 3.Other NewsXbox Partners Showcase (Tides of Annihilation, Vampire Crawlers, Total Chaos)Epic/Unity partnership for Fortnite integrationKrafton AI controversy re: Subnautica 2 bonusesDispatch skill requirements discussionFirst live-action Zelda movie set photosOur Week in GamingShared: Dispatch progress (Beau completed, Jon restarted, Scott finished Episode 1)Beau: Claire Obscur Act 3, Slay the Spire boardgame, No Man's Sky Normandy unlock, Vampire Survivors VRScott: Forestrike (standout), Shelldiver (incremental gem), Advance Wars binge, Moonlighter 2 purchased, Cleared Hot, Guild Wars 2 reinstalledJon: Cyberpunk 2077 continuesFallout 4 pricing clarification from NickLandry - Anniversary Edition upgrade options explained, Xbox Play Anywhere support added.Links: Patreon.com/coreshow | CORE.show | frogpants.com/coreNew article on CORE.show: Vegas conversation about AI threats + why GoldenEye is the GOAT.CORE.show vs Patreon (frogpants.com/core)Episode 500 commemorative mug dropping at frogpants.shop this weekend! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2923: Beaver Charger

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2025 57:38


Don't put car batteries in your pants. I could lick a car for days. Pee Pickle Porcupine. I don't like greasy keeeeeeeeeeys! Depantsing Dracula. Still Can't Get the Hang of Wednesdays. Wandering Vegas looking for a Special Noodle. Coke Zero is Better Than Diet Coke: DISCUSS. Non-adhesive condiments. Driveolepsy. Greazy Keyboard. You'll have no alcohol, no guns and no Lt. Yar! Don't Dogorrito and Drive. Steve Harvey and Cockney Rebel. Giving Us Us with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2922: Yoober

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2025 69:32


Scott Forgot Where The Knob Is. Crouching Bacon, Hidden Devil. I blessed the rains down in Las Vegas. Brian Picks Up Teenagers. Time To Remake The Last Rat-Boy Fighter, Hollywood!! You Get NO Formula One, NO Football & NO Lt Yar! Miss Hulkingtons Attic of Garbature. Babydust. K Pop Cloud Hunters. Scott loves big dogs and he cannot lie. Importing The Boys with Amy. Virginia is for Pedros. Maybe Thanos was right. Women need less mana. Did TMS podfade on Monday cuz I like really wanted to know and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2921: The Good Oil

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2025 65:40


No Colored Filament, I'll just make do with Black. Dropping the Eff. K-Pop Badoo Badop. We are living in a SOCIETY!! The Army Of Weirdos. Where's the meat? You're so close! Well-Trained in Alcohol. Luke J. Skywalker. Sucker for Structure. Lil Cussbag. Would you like Geritol with that? I don't like ChatGPT degrees... Maybe it's Taco Bell? Maybe it's Salmonella. Darth Micheal Vader. Harvesting Potatoes With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2920: Pass

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2025 53:06


Tickled Out of Existence. I Need More Proteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeein! Pink Johnson. Scott's love of meat is renowned. You WILL DRINK your warm milkshake!! The Better End of the Baseball. The Kingdom of Utah. Spitz It Out. Nurri is not a paid sponsor... yet. Is This a Soda For ANTS. Best Dam Bikeride. Sheep Dip Mountain: Taste the Wool! Hank Seinfeld and Jerry Hill. Fresh Hot Dunaway. A Whiff Of An Aroma with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2919: Shake My Face

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2025 52:22


Puke Once, Shame On You, Puke Twice, Shame On Me. Did he do aqua ducts? Bookends on the Barf Journey. Garbage but not in a Band way. In case of Gorilla break glass. May Your Balls Be Perpetual. A tasty Dupars pancake. Big Stoopid Buttons. Religious Sixes. Is that a mosquito D? Cracker island has a shit beach. Scatter like flies! he can't get all of us! Smothered burrito, hold the botulism. It's rough when you're a monkey. Big Bulbous Eyes with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2918: Ernest Does Dallas

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2025 64:39


TEMU Ironsides. You can eat GRAPES! The Paintball Arena Of Death! TMS Goes On, Whether You Like It Or Not. Menunos-Style Middle Bits. There's a Shitter Right Over There. I Don't Like Empty Moviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies. 50 Shades of Erin Grey. Crispin Glover Finally Makes Sense! Doctor Sheeple. HVAC Badlands. 2 Erins 1 Dunaway. People Died for This Documentary. Help me Abi Nobi. Comet Barnacles with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2917: Mental Condoms

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2025 63:08


Pop Socket and Chin Hammer. Go Go Gadget Grandma! Pika Chew. The Weighted Knob. Corduroy Slander. Lyfting Loquacious Ladies. Let me cry like a Real Baby. Utopia has Fallen. Giving Tina the Mango. Scott Ruins Brownies. Play in the Dark, While the Wife Sleeps. Nearly Bobbited. The Third John Wayne. 15 Minutes of Public Weiner. If you thought you had problems before - Call now, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2916: Ninjas Stole My Woman

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2025 63:03


Weird Banging to Leonard Cohen. Cussin' Dunaway. Schwarzenegger Face. Salad with a side of Pizza. A taste of The Duke. Alan Moore. Never Happy. Paging Doctor Blonde Guy. We Went Gay Instead! Deep Frying Your Bicycle Seat. Is pizza a pie because I really want to know? Dark Ass Syrup. Put on your Guy Fawkes mask and burn stuff. Willow and the other girl. A car full of ravioli. What Most People Call Warm is Cold with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2915: A Oui Argument

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2025 65:43


Weenis Penis Dingle Dong. Red On Air Deaf Woman. What The Fork!? How About the LA Law Way: Dr Pulaski Down the Elevator Shaft? I love a lil'whip. Most Science Is Out of Spite. Pecker inspired drone. I Don't Like Goats With CTEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Harry Dean Stockwell. Pinball Dreams. The Over Under Chicken Sandwich. I am aware this is murder, but... Those Damn Poutines. Creamy Heist. Spite Science with Dr. Niki and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2914: Plemonade

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2025 79:32


Nabooboos. Oops, All Pockets. Complaining Like a Ninny. 7 day elbow zit. Paranormal tape activity. SOUP SEASON! Turned Based Skype. What takes too long? Everything. Mmmm Velvety. Mallderaan. Gin Should be Gin Flavored. Is it too early for a Spatchcock Turkey. Lube the deck. It Was Mom, Not Me! Major Spoilers Variant Holofoil Blind Bag with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2913: Parking on Virginia

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2025 73:39


Gust of Pooh in the Eyes. Mighty Morphin' Gamer Chairs. Spider Melt, Spider Melt. Punching The Lower Hanging Fruits. Rub Some Sourdough on It! It's Just a Jump To The Left, Mister Bond. Playing hide the Unobtainium. Pumpkin Butthole. Really Pushing The P In Pooh! I Don't Like To Be Left Bloodieeeeeeeeeed! If I Could Blame Steve Jobs. Trauma Twinkie. Have a Michael MacDonald Halloween! Maple Beef with Canada. Metabolizing Grief with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2912: Gravy Zero

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2025 67:36


Amadong Prime. You Don't Know Jack... Skellington. You Get NO Hope, NO Beaver & NO Lt Yar! Boomer at the Groomer. New Car, Fresh Dent. Canberry Sauce. He farted in my face but not in a good way. Real Ugly, Bald, Fat. I Don;t like Peeeeeeeeeps!!!! That Oil & Butt Smell. Windshield Virginity. Wifemother. Sugar-Free Sugar. 2025 Suck A Log. Concentrated Rage and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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