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The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day!

Scott Johnson

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    2015 Comedy

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    2013 People's Choice

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    2013 Comedy

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    2011 Entertainment


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The Morning Stream podcast is a delightful and entertaining show that I have been listening to for quite some time. As someone who needs noise to sleep, I appreciate having this podcast as my go-to source of entertainment before bed. However, one downside is that the episodes are so engaging that I often find myself staying awake until the end instead of drifting off to sleep. This sometimes leads me to start the episode from the beginning again, but I can't complain too much because the content is always informative and conclusive.

One of the best aspects of The Morning Stream is its hosts, Scott and Brian. Their chemistry and humor make each episode a joy to listen to. They approach each day with a sense of humor and take on various topics with ease, whether it's movies, tech, or even answering behavioral health questions. The addition of guest speakers adds variety and insight to the discussions. Another great aspect is the light-hearted nature of the show - there is plenty of laughter and fun banter without crossing into vulgar or pandering territory.

On the downside, there have been times when spoilers were shared without warning, particularly when discussing new shows or movies. While it hasn't completely ruined my enjoyment of the podcast, it would be nice if they were more mindful about giving their audience a heads-up before diving into spoiler territory.

In conclusion, The Morning Stream is an excellent podcast that delivers laughs, insights, and entertainment across a myriad of topics. It has become a staple in my daily routine and never fails to brighten my day. Whether you're a fan of video games, board games, movies, tech, or just looking for something light-hearted to enjoy during your morning commute or downtime, this podcast has something for everyone. I highly recommend giving it a listen!



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TMS 2831: Kissin' Impossible

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2025 61:26


All Outta Chode Butter. Good morning every bun. Early Kitty. They're Evil, except for the charitable donations. A Little Taste of Malone. Where did these half ass questions come from? 18 Sweaty Holes. Naked and Death and Killing and Blood! I don't know why I'm bleeeeeediiiiing. Post Malone Flavored Oreos. All E, All the Time. OH SHIP!! Actively seeping sewage. Bottom Golf. You like a thing that is bad and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2830: Grape Tasters

Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2025 105:26


Limp Viscous. Brian Shows Us His Ball. Birds are real and they're spectacular assholes. Move your little stick around. FEP U! Shiny Happy Resin. Squirrel Beggars. I don't like the Lottereeeeeeeee. RFK Hoggle. Resin-mergency. Backup Rug. The Bird Feeder Economy. Greased up squirrel pole. Pope Bob. Artificial Deadlines with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2829: Palindrome's End

Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2025 123:16


Gender Juice. Brian is a Narc. Kim can never leave again. Cocaine Bill. Pinch the hose! Biological plumbing. $23 for the Real Me. Bulletproof McD's. Sorry dog face. Clearly vague. Juvenile Delinquents Need McDonald's Too! Carefully Placed Jug of Pee. Zero streak Boomer. Birds Are Dicks. Better Call Sal with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2028: Row B By Choice

Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2025 105:10


If You Like Subpoena Colada. It's All Quidditch to Me. Swimming Flaps. Awesome Yard Shit. Dashcam Testimonials. The Destination is Anything but Final. Ready Whip Ritual. Oh No! DripTube! Arm Cocking. Crackle Your Rackle. I don't like supeeeeeeeeeeeeenas. The internet is a series of speak pipes. Too Early for a Cheeze Sandwhich? Woahh black betty pan-gram. King Phillip Came Over From Germany Swimming with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2827: Squid Combinations

Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2025 102:42


Every Hug Is a Motorboat. It's Palindrome Week! Edging in the yard. You're not evil, you're just wrong. At Korean BBQ You're the Lord of the Rings. Hoo Flung Dung. Dancing With me, Cheek to Cheek. Boat Sushi Train. Get on the bus! No Half Measures for Crazy Neighbor. Let Him Cook! Retirement Queen. Gary Cherone Defender. Very Juniper Forward. Horse Lovin Girls. Scott's Menstrual Cramps with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2826: Mr. Beef

Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2025 117:54


Zoomie Fingers on the Feet. I like it thick and raised. Worst Cheshire Cat. Don't Be Nervous, I'm Just a Dork. Prepubescent Dentists. Isn't there a Hobbes type cat in Calvin and Hobbes? Hello Kitty with a Hard G. HBO did some backwards Maxing. Pocky Capy. Black Kyber Crystal Friday. I see registered people!! Wor-Chester-Shire Cat. The Focus of Hocus Pocus. Thinking in 2026 with Tom. Living on the Edge Recommentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2825: RootBeer Milk

Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2025 94:05


Mr Feet Man. Manella Bulletin Effect. Grey Olyphant. (s) Squirtle's got a gun. Angela with Filthy Souls. Ryan The Lesser. Hire Bruce Vilanch. All Roads Lead To Elsewhere. Isle of Googabon. Alice in Chains Dad Song. I think its the fat in there. Any kind of bread? They give you some bread? Irish croc poker. Getting Our Ryans and Chrisses Straight with TVsTravis. You've Made Your Point, Brian and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2824: Pumice Money

Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2025 100:21


Daily Dirt Snort. That's not pseudoscience. It's just dumb. Industrial Metal is Grandpa Music. Anal Eyes. Don't eat the blue snow. It's a DRY snow. Just a veterinarian with a straw and a flashlight now. What does YOUR decade sound like? Donut suppositories go in the donut hole. Colonoscopy Play by Play. Getting the squirts of serotonin. Phil Collins Will Be In My Heart But Not In My Brain. Stale Sunlight. All the information's on the Cast. All That and a bag of Cervix Chips, with Bobby, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS Vegas 2025!

Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2025 91:36


Our live show from Vegas a couple weeks ago! Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2823: Kenny Van Heflin

Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2025 96:56


Iiiii Don't Like Fancy Pinkieeeeeeeeeeees! Brian... Why do you smell like a Barq's? Jowel Don Baker. No smoking babies in this house! What's the Deal with Male Nipples? Useless As Tits On A Bull. Business or Pleh-Zhur. Build a Blonde Blanket. Donny's Real, You're Out of Your Element! You Ow Me Le Favors. There was internet on which to lodge my complaints. Nose Picking is a Personal Choice. Uncle Jessie's white eyelashes. 4 grand is for suckers. Attached to Therapy Thursday with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2822: Blame Amy

Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2025 108:04


The Monday Morning Medical Stream Show. Yo Quiero Pachelbel. Joanie Loves Tchaikovsky. This stream was made for froggin'. Butt Ounce of Custard. Diddy Freak Out. Dr Slippy-Fingers. Delancey Doesn't Just Give It Away. BLAME-Y. Chopin Broccoli. Show-plifter. Ariana G-String in Concert! Orange Schubert. Nintendo Chips & Dip with Tom Merritt. Steamrolling Recommentals with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2821: Big Cottage Cheese

Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2025 97:49


Film Sack, the Holy Shit We Did That!? Podcast. Am I Too Young to Get a Fish Sandwich? The Quest for Stubby Lashes. Pleasantly Oozing Scabs. Same Matthews. Take That, Church! Four Points of Articulation. I do not like orb weeveeeeeeeeeers! The Re-run Republican. I'm gay for Brian's eyelashes. Da pope. The Fear of Gay. Goebbels Goebbels Goebbels. Coverville isn't one of THOSE guys. Same Shirt Different Face With Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2820: Shakespeare Spoiler Alert

Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2025 86:52


Welcome to Sonic, can you go to McDonalds please? Shakespeare in the Park---ing Lot. Kim likes the footlong. Let's test the ship's sprinklers. Sexy Snot with Dunaway! Cry Havoc and Unleash the Olyphants of War. Going the Full Howie. 80s TV was all imaginary. Crazy Neighbor Edging. I don't like weed Teeeeeeea. Yo Mama's Day. Adequatulent. Vegas Crud Level is ZERO. Two Girls and a Dude. Be a Dry Turd with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2819: Savage Baggage Masters

Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2025 106:08


Self contained underwater breeding apparatus. Shit! Utah is the best! Kim: Top Wife. Picture A Raccoon Holding A Meth Pipe. Play-ah stupid-ah game. Win-ah stupid-ah prize.. The Captain is dead but Tenille is my moms age. Bike Donkey Lovechild. COVID. Get it, Got it. Good. Hosed in Butter. Fozzie Bear Sperm Jokes. A specific 80s cheese. The Worst Moment in Star Wars. Oreo Double-Stuf Weekend. Higher Yoda, Lower Miss Piggy. Boiling Water with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2818: Stiff Stick

Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2025 123:36


Half-Naked Lunch. Butt Crack Pennies. A taco and an eggroll. I don't wear a lot of jewelry. Obvious Finnish Elation. These Ashes Are Concrete. Ashes Shouldn't Be Concrete. Iceland's Cool. Watching Naked Lunch while eating Lunch Naked with Brian Dunaway. Specific calluses. One Taco, Extra Afficionado. (s) We Got A Mighty Concord, Rockin Through the Night. Double Kilmonger. Tick bone illness. Holding goats with Tom. Recommentals Live From A TJ Maxx Toilet with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2817: Yacking in Comfort

Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2025 76:59


They Change Their Names When They Get Popey. Scared Syphilis. Pope Pizzaballa. I Don't Like Toothpaste From KFCeeeeeeee. Gwyneth Paltrow's Potato Farm. Happy Shrimp Scampi Day. Permanent James. RAGE POO!! Ralphing in Beaver. ...and an eggroll. Pope Papa John. Scampi that Shrimp. Chekhov's Bags. No Ghost Dildos. The Black Room with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2816: Holy Napkin

Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2025 106:52


92% of what happened in Vegas, stayed in Vegas. Aerated Areola. Gene Simmons level of tongue. ClareGak, Unlicensed Chiropractor. There's Something About Monica. Rusty and Crusty. Higher than Most Weather Balloons. Moops Synthesizer. Really Washed My Cheese. Sink the Mayo!! Low Strength Covid. Misconstrued gogo bits. I Need More Vitamin Deeeeeeee. As long as you didn't lick it. Daily Boxer Briefs with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2815: Aunt Market

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2025 43:14


Oops! All Preshow. We All Like Freebeeeeeeeees. Say Hi To Matthew. Boats full of Seamen. Bording Pass for the D. Nothing beats a grandkids letter. It chokes on anything thicker. The money saving tips Vegas doesn't want you to know! Go, Sperm Racer, Go! Tetris Packer. Missing chat to go have fun. Overly Fonda. Goin' to the D! Egg Sauce. Panoramic Shane and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2814: War Chester Shire

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2025 124:48


You'll have no Kimchi, no horseradish and no Lt. Yar! Copycat Dipshitter. Tumor fruit. Port a Potty Perks. Shriracha Schmear. Gotta Go At Costco. Ass Cheek to Ass Cheek. I Dream Of GKneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Neither a Miracle, Nor a Whip. Runner butt poo. Friendly Wackadoo. Non-Organic Dipshits. The darker the berry the hotter it is. John Wayne's Sperm. Tech Time with Mr. Las Vegas Tom Merritt. Alicia Stockholm Recommentals with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2813: Doodle With a Tube

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2025 85:03


I'll bring the blood. Two Chicks, One Stone. BUT WHERE DID THEY GO?? Speaking of prosthetic weiners. Beefy Horn. An Extended Stay In The Stall. Real or Diggler. Know Your Jesus Dipshits. Big Puffy British Guy. The Exact Timeline of Zelda. Untarrif Your Swetch. Automatic Sensor Light Boogie. Holy Housekeeping. I Don't Like Orange Peeeeeeeeee. Table Top Horse Racing with Dan the Tabletop Man and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2812: Time Rice

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2025 90:12


CLARE, THE WALKING PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. You Get NO Virgins, NO Zombies & NO Lt Yar! I'd Rather Be Whelmed. If Tom Brady Was a Sarsgaard. No Teat for Texas. Darth Rascal. Ain't Nobody Neckin'. I dont like Elder Zzzzzzzzzs. Juice & Fig Newton. Boobie Flag! Battle of the Fortnite Stars. A Long Place to Live. Jonesing For A Tiki Bar. Vibrate Modes. Sigourney Weaver is an X-Wing with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2811: Justifiable Ejection

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2025 103:44


Energiza, It'll Surprizya, Bruce. You Get NO Waint, NO Bolth & NO Lt Yar! (v) I Need The Right IVeeeeeeeeeeee. Lysdexics Of The. World: Untie! Also, I'm Fat. Polly Wants A Ciggie. The Juggage of Peeage. More of a wagon than a streak. I Don't Give Two Figs About Wasps. Trailing Zuckerberg. Better Living Through Chemistry. Smart kids hide in the most disgusting places. My Name is... Max? Fewer Nessman. The Vegas Nerve w Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2810: Tasting Joey

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2025 116:03


Rue Patties Drag Race. Ass Pic. Meat Cake. Kangaroo's on the menu, boys! I Don't Like Head Cheeeeeeeeeese! Love Me Don't. A carapace full of goo. Jug Moisture. Mister Whompass. While my Feud gently weeps. My Boy Wink. Attack of the Gelatinized Tomatoes. Bloodsport with Crackers. Wednesdays keep on humping (humping, humping) into the future. Getting turned on with Tom. It's my son with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2809: This one's for J.J.

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2025 88:56


Can we lose some douchebags instead please?! Brian Scissoring On His Bike. Stephen Colbert doesn't care about you. Girl Dinner. Insecure penguin. Security Camerage. Kick a Pickle! 480 Mother F-ing Watts of Power! Let us know how the probing went, Les. Tux On The Run. Rock-a-Dial Croc. Goose-plotation. Ebay Secret Ween. Touch the Bird and Get Out. Jackie Robinson Jr Jr with TVsTravis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2808: Panera Weed

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2025 101:56


Is it too early for a weed sandwich? You get NO Power, No Showbot, and NO Lieutenant Yar!! Emotional Support Croc. Rubbing the lucky horn. Moving Swingers To The Right Side. Flash Our FiOS! Slingin' Hot Truth. Giant Beaver Story. Billy Jean is not my Mother. Put Morbius in the Corner. Bathroom Defendants. Aerospice. Del-TONA!! If You Live In A Pocket. Wolf Eggs with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2807: Emotional Support Cobra

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2025 109:06


A cake of angels. A herd of spiders. Taka Shitty. Die-a-per. Entertainment Furniture. Is It Too Early For A Cough Sandwich. Spider infested tubes. Pee Completionists. It's all Doitch to me. Bartender Nonsense. Gibberish in cincinnati. 7 emotional support tigers is not enough. Sticky Boob Bra. Bimbo fan. Going all Office Space with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2806: Salty Rim

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2025 133:35


My Cousin Amy. Sucked In w Tom Merritt. Ashes to Ashes, Butts to Butts. My wife made me a virgin. Double Ringing Ramen. A Fartgas of Farkuses. Leezershoot Larry. Replicator? Barley Knew Her! The Device Said Moops. Funky Funky BeJunky. Caffeinated Travis. Only Dogs can Hear the Sonic Screwdriver. Scott Pees while Brian ISPeeeeeeeees! Pallbearer - More Than an Emotional Load. The one movie WITHOUT Giancarlo Esposito, with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2806: Hoo Flung Dung

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2025 102:42


Sit On Bum On Bike! On your left. On your left! ON YOUR LEFT!! Idaho Bans Moobs! Baptisms & Body Slams. Massive Mouth Muscle. The White Resin is for loading and unloading only. There is no parking in the White Resin. - Ikcor. With Great Pooing Comes Great Responsibility. Jesus died for your pins. Mac SE30 Beige. This Coffee is Black. Coffee's Supposed to be Black. (C) I Hope They Wash Their Beeeeeeeeeans! This Is A Peace & Love Moment. Idahoans? No, YOUdahoins! TMS, right in the face holes! Tapes of HATE with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2804: Nice Deposit

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2025 95:26


I Don't Like Recycled Peeeeeeeeee. Fart, The Enema of the State. The Incredible Hulk with 2 big things. She Found a Dude in There! You wouldn't butter me up when I'm angry. Anyway, Back To The Internet. We don't need a DC Hero. Carter will cut a bitch! Let Me Take These, With Peace and Love. Why the Junk? Hate Both the Pomp and the Circumstance. John Lambo vs Fred Ferrari. You won't get much latitude with attitude. Tornadoes Every 3-4 inches. Don't Troll Dunaway and and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2803: Loose Kangaroo

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2025 109:15


Show me Barf! Hydro Thunder, Hydro Wife. Sad Mario Pile. Screw Konami. I Live in Horny County, Giggity. Wrangling The Loose Roo. Treat It Like The Hump That It is. The Jerk Around Bit. BummerMan. Take On Jarf w Jeff. Honey I shrunk Moranis with Brian. Mischiveous Goat. The Last Bear Ender. Everyone and Napoleon Dynamite's Grandma. Not Ready For Bedtime Players with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2802: Dirty Potters

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2025 96:19


Chuck Check w Chuck. It's My Racist Way or the Highway. But the GAYS! Utah, the Poo Hive State? Naturally Clean. Snake Sperm - Honey for Your Vocal Chords. Darth Bader Ginsburg. The Shizz back there. Everything everywhere all in the wrong places in Utah. Would You Like To Add Freecock? There are many peach trees. This one is mine. Larry the Small Toad. Bach Back in the News! Always have the right Rock. Thoroughly Whelmed with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2801: Bread Explosion

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2025 100:31


We Are Entering the Hawaiian Shirt Zone. Getting heckled by Gknee Baron Zemo Dance Shuffle. Dexters lavatory. Sneaky Bacterium. Set your phasers on Verb! Bagel Mystery. Bags Fry Flea. $8 Million Dollars of Good Boy. Woof! Lemme Take a Selfie. The first rule of Sip Club is tell the entire Tadpool about Sip Club. No United, No American, and NO LT YAR. Be More like Less and less like not Less. My First Five Guy's Experience. Wendi speaking from the toiletless bathroom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2800: Tweak The Snugness

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2025 116:35


We've Got No Squirrels, No Raccoons, and NO LIEUTENANT YAR!! This Show Has No Philosophyyyyyyyyyyy. Its-a-Me, Bellagio! Fad Tooley Pooed. Bouncy And Booby. Avoid the ingestibles. Freaking Word Vomit. How does your basement studio get? Henley Hides the Hole. The Cigarette Hole. Steve will survive. Birds leave a 1 star yelp review. Trash Pandas got No Respect. Contemplating My Potato Mountain. The Most Brad Hair with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2799: Soul Serum

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2025 91:32


Foretold in the Sacred Documents. I Had Dinner With Zeeeeeeee. Cillian Murphy; server extraordinaire. The Convention Convention, How Convenient. Smoking or non smoking drink. I'm not the sparkly type. You can have my dried squid. MGM Fruit Rollup. James is Such a Blunt. MMmmmmm Sausage Blanket. Squirt You Some Pearl Jam. College Ruled Lines. Gay Bengay. The Sphere - An OSHA Violation in Motion. Tiny things and Oversized things with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2798: Donkey Hautay

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2025 98:46


Fat Fudd. Serverance. We're Ooga Chaka Free. Exposed elbows. Both the Rootin and the Tootin. Why don't you tell ME the specials! Swingers, put your golf-balls in the bowl. Used toes, taste tested. Tell me the ropes! Chips Momen. One Of Us, One Of Us. Used and gently vomited. I have a penis so I'm probably wrong. Mom's Dr. Zhivago, with Dunaway. All Roads lead to Einstein with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2797: A Distant Turd

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2025 101:39


Found a Vein, You Probably Think This Blood is About You. Barely Food. Can I Have That Black Crayon Now. Sloan Malone Ramone. Real Ibbotts Do Wear Plaid. In Tolbert We Trust. The Sedona doughnut. Nillanananutters. Crunchy Hornets. Fig Newton of your Imagination. No sugar, no flies and no Lt. Yar!!! Turtle Shell jock strap. Gimme the Harley phlebotomist. The dog went to live on a farm upstate... where they shot him. Yay, Dog Heaven with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2796: Beef Oven

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2025 112:57


Pirating Orange Theory. Crabbage in the Cock Pot. Blow it Off Your Hand. Willy Wonka With His Pants Down. Chicken Nazi. Don't say whole lightly. Vulva Vibe. The Wood Is Good. Fast lane squatting. Eggquinox. A Bit Of A Burpie. Ohhh, Won't Somebody Please Think Of The Middle People! Show Me Meatloaf. Doing Hot Tom Things With Tom. Dance Monkey, Dance with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2795: Cow Hums It

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2025 80:39


Concrete clown shit. Assuming no one's pee shy. Dr. Bigfinger Gorillahands. Scott breaks his HIPAA. Super British man. Skivvy Encounter. Panera Bread Virgin. The iPod Mork, Nano Nano. How Come We Say How Come? Haunted by clowns. Successfully disappointing. Climbing Brian Head. Texas has a strong personality. I Like Big Ass Burritos and I Cannot Lie. Dan Has all the cards and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2794: Shirtless Irish

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2025 101:52


Dirty Messy Leprechauns. Where do you go to buy a shirt in Ireland? Green Eggs and Bacon. Too many Culkins. Fish Heads On Film. The Fert Corvette. Pimpmobile Baybeeeee. Holy Cow! That's Paxton? Forgive Me Father For I Have Not Been Physical. Not that there's anything wrong with it. Tandy 2 5 5. Sure it wasn't a wooly elk? You Stole My Sex Move. Smells like old people. Why'd You Have to Go and Make Distribution So Complicated with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2793: Scraping Virginia

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2025 65:48


Hurts More Than the Yank. One pull per nostril. You Get NO Ooga, NO Chaka & NO Lt Yar! Yank It Out Wax Deal. Froggy Peen. A Moment Of Silence For Clare. Getting the Light at both ends. It's Neither A Pap Nor A Smear... DISCUSS! Men are wusses, women are awesome. The moment I said COW! Manipulabubble. Can't talk, more coffee. In the name of 2025. Yank it and be done the first time! LEAVE RICK ASTLEY ALONE and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2792: Ketchup is Just Tomato Pudding

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2025 125:43


Camel Toe Meat Pies. Childhood Fart. We Have to Go Baaaaaaaack with Dunaway. Foreign and Gross. Wafted With My Poo Air. Check your Scobies. Pillsbury Weiner Wraps. Why am I drippings vith Jus? X is for X Files. MacGuyver Gum. Moose and Elk and Moose and Elk. Poor kid getting my wind. We just sat back and let the wookie win. Tomato Pudding with Tom. Watching a Recommental with Your Nurse with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2791: Bum Plumbed

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2025 89:06


Uber Boobies. Sublime Sans Swears. Colonoscopy office? Enter through the rear. Jackhammer Jim. Colon O'Scoppy. Doctor Teflon Tesla. I Can See Jersey Mike's From My House. Looks Like You Need Help...Out of My Car. YEAAAAAAAAAH!!! Potbelly Sub in my Belly. Thanks For The Early Poke. Friendly, but firm. Large Tub Orange Jello. All Airplane Movies Look the Same. Entering your warp zone. Mopping Up Ruffians with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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