Podcasts about Fer

Hoy el fútbol pasa a un segundo o tercer plano ya que es el día de celebrar la vida de nuestro gran Fernando Sánchez Postigo que ha dejado este plano físico para disfrutar de su Atleti desde el tercer anfiteatro. PAra los que aún no le conozcan, Fernando es doctor en periodismo y único por haber hecho su tesis doctoral sobre el Atlético de Madrid, tesis que podéis encontrar aquí: https://webs.ucm.es/BUCM/tesis/inf/ucm-t28898.pdf Hoy el programa es todo suyo. Siempre con nosotros Fer (literalmente). Sevenrain (Iván), Chechu, José, Antonio Bapi, Susana, Juanito y Jorge se juntan a la fiesta junto a nuestros seguidores de Twitch (https://twitch.tv/atleeeti), YouTube (https://youtube.com/atleeeti) y (https://facebook.com/atleeeti) donde emitimos en directo los programas. Para suscribiros en Twitch si tenéis Amazon Prime seguid los pasos aquí: https://www.twitch.tv/subs/atleeeti

SOMOS SEIS AMIGAS QUE TENÍAMOS PLÁTICAS MUY INTERESANTES Y OTRAS BASTANTE BOBAS, PERO LO QUE QUERÍAMOS ERA QUE TÚ FORMARAS PARTE DE ELLAS.¡BIENVENIDO A UN LUGAR SEGURO PARA SER TÚ! ✨✨ADQUIERE TUS BOLETOS PARA LA GIRA LA SÉPTIMA COPA ✨https://linktr.ee/seisdecopasMech disponible en:https://merch.sonoromedia.com Síguenos en nuestras redes:Instagram: ⁠  / 6decopas_  ⁠Facebook: ⁠  / 6dcopas  ⁠ Perfiles personales:Marisol: ⁠  / holasunshinee  ⁠Diana: ⁠  / dwoongr  ⁠Maria: ⁠  / maria.bolio  ⁠Priscila: ⁠  / lafatshionista  ⁠Monica: ⁠  / monicamakaco  ⁠Fer: ⁠  / fernandamartinoficial

Après une première demi-heure à s'échauffer, les Grandes Gueules montent au créneau : un face à face toujours brûlant dans le bras de Fer, la Punchline et pour finir, la rubrique que nos GG craignent : le débat caché ! C'est le programme de 10h00 à 11h00 dans les Grandes Gueules du Sport.

En cadena 100 Javi Nieves y Mara Maté. Javi Mar de Finde De fin de de sábado el mejor momento de la semana sin duda alguna. Ahora llega Fernando Martín con el monólogo de Fer. Buenos días Mara Maté. Buenos días Javi Nieves. Qué hubiera sido si antes te hubiera conocido. Seguramente estarías bailando esta conmigo no como amigos sino como otra cosa. Usted cerca me pone peligrosa por un besito hago cualquier cosa. La novia suya me pone celosa y aunque es hermosa no te va a tratar como yo, no te va a besar como yo, no está tan rica así como yo. Ella es tímida y yo no con estas ganas que tengo yo. ...

SOMOS SEIS AMIGAS QUE TENÍAMOS PLÁTICAS MUY INTERESANTES Y OTRAS BASTANTE BOBAS, PERO LO QUE QUERÍAMOS ERA QUE TÚ FORMARAS PARTE DE ELLAS.¡BIENVENIDO A UN LUGAR SEGURO PARA SER TÚ! ✨✨ADQUIERE TUS BOLETOS PARA LA GIRA LA SÉPTIMA COPA ✨https://linktr.ee/seisdecopasMech disponible en:https://merch.sonoromedia.com Síguenos en nuestras redes:Instagram: ⁠  / 6decopas_  ⁠Facebook: ⁠  / 6dcopas  ⁠ Perfiles personales:Marisol: ⁠  / holasunshinee  ⁠Diana: ⁠  / dwoongr  ⁠Maria: ⁠  / maria.bolio  ⁠Priscila: ⁠  / lafatshionista  ⁠Monica: ⁠  / monicamakaco  ⁠Fer: ⁠  / fernandamartinoficial

El monólogo de Fer hoy muestra todos los cambios que pueden suceder en este cambio de estación: "Mis hijas ahora tienen sueño cuando deberían tener hambre y al revés" 

El monólogo de Fer celebra que han abierto las piscinas: "El socorrista es el único que quiere irse de ahí"

durée : 00:36:26 - Le 18/20 · Un jour dans le monde - par : Fabienne Sintes - Direction Los Angeles ce soir, où malgré l'opposition du gouverneur démocrate, Gavin Newsom, des militaires de la gardes nationaux sont arrivés ce dimanche sur ordre de Donald Trump après deux jours de manifestations contre sa politique migratoire. - réalisé par : Thomas Lenglain

durée : 00:36:26 - Le 18/20 · Un jour dans le monde - par : Fabienne Sintes - Direction Los Angeles ce soir, où malgré l'opposition du gouverneur démocrate, Gavin Newsom, des militaires de la gardes nationaux sont arrivés ce dimanche sur ordre de Donald Trump après deux jours de manifestations contre sa politique migratoire. - réalisé par : Thomas Lenglain

Únete a nosotros en Patronus Unplugged, tu podcast en español especializado en Harry Potter, Animales Fantásticos y todo lo relacionado con el Wizarding World de la mano de Beatriz M. Arranz, Saida Herrero y Fernando Vidal. Los tres nos hemos reunido en el Patronus Headquarter (casa de Bea y Fer) y hemos grabado un par de programitas juntos. Se nos ocurrió que podríamos hacer, como en otros programas exclusivos, jugar al trivial, con tablero y todo esta vez. Y claro, recientemente llegó a nuestra casa el trivial de La piedra filosofal (2001, con preguntas del libro exclusivamente). Así que estaba claro lo que nos ibamos a preguntar. ¿Quién ganará? Descúbrelo tú mismo. ¿Apostamos? Bueno no, que no somos los gemelos Weasley. Si queréis saber más sobre Corocrux echadle un ojo a su info: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1UffkddPgfutY8vZXd5EqwOa1nvkz-10z/view?usp=drivesdk Únete a nuestra comunidad en el siguiente enlace: https://discord.gg/aS3UMmj8nh ¡Pásate por nuestro Patreon y consigue recompensas exclusivas! https://www.patreon.com/patronusunplugged Cualquier comentario será bienvenido por aquí, por nuestras redes sociales (o a través del hashtag #PatronusUnplugged) y a través de nuestro correo electrónico. https://www.instagram.com/patronusunplugged/ @PatronusUnplug PatronusUnplugged@gmail.com

durée : 00:03:32 - Liedermàcher un Sänger fer d'Zweisprochigkeit - "Liedermàcher un sänger fer d'zweisprochigkeit" récitals et entretiens samedi 14 juin 2025 à Strasbourg. „Liedermàcher un sänger fer d'zweisprochigkeit“ Konzerte und Interviews am Samstag, 14. Juni 2025 in Straßburg.

Catching up on albums from the past couple months, and some live shows Fer attended For the impatient:00:00:00 Pre-roll00:02:08 Sup Nerds00:04:05 Ancient Bards00:06:35 Ancient Bards Lore00:14:30 Hagane00:22:56 Lycanthro00:30:46 Tarja and Marko live show00:39:53 Gloryammer's South American Tour got Canceled00:41:43 Savatage live show (and Opeth)00:47:34 Angra Temple of Shadows Anniversary show00:53:41 Kyle shows00:54:48 The Argentinian Power Metal Scene00:55:50 When PM Bands sing in languages other than English01:01:13 Catalyst Symphony01:04:25 Valhalore01:06:56 Dragonknight01:10:45 The 7th Guild01:14:45 Scimitar  01:17:11 Wrapping Up Support us on Patreon!https://www.patreon.com/powerfulpodcast Follow us! Spotify, Apple Podcasts, etc - powerful. a power metal podcastFacebook - https://www.facebook.com/powerfulpodcastInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/powerfulpodcastTwitter - https://twitter.com/powerfulpm Music by Fernando ReyEdited by Fernando Rey

Après une première demi-heure à s'échauffer, les Grandes Gueules montent au créneau : un face à face toujours brûlant dans le bras de Fer, la Punchline et pour finir, la rubrique que nos GG craignent : le débat caché ! C'est le programme de 10h00 à 11h00 dans les Grandes Gueules du Sport.

A pandemic survivor accidentally forms a harem.Based on a post by CorruptingPower, in 25 parts. Listen to the Podcast at Explicit Novels.Chapter 1Around day eighteen of the quarantine, Andy was starting to lose his damn mind. The governor of California had gotten on the television and announced that everyone who wasn't essential was under house arrest, essentially. Sure, the grocery stores were open, but restaurants were only doing delivery, and every bar in town was closed. The most time he'd spent outdoors in the last week had been walking out to the mailbox cluster for the complex down at the end of the street.Despite the fact that both of them had decent paying jobs “ Eric as a software engineer and Andy as a marketing writer “ neither could afford an entire place to themselves, so Andy paid rent to Eric, who owned the condo (or at least was paying it down).Andy also had a side hustle as a novelist, and was getting frustrated as hell that the quarantine was keeping him in place meant that his newest book was being pushed back. There was a warehouse full of fifty thousand copies of his next novel, and they were all just sitting there."They'll come out eventually," his agent had told him, but the whole thing felt very much like a death sentence to his literary ambitions. Andy even had a box of copies sitting on their kitchen table, along with a movie poster styled promotional in a frame."Did you get the mail today?" Andy asked his roommate."Nah," Eric said. "Didn't see the point.""Fair enough."Wham wham wham."You order food?""Nope. You?"A voice came from outside their front door. "CDC. Open the door, please."Eric moved to the door and peered through the peephole. On the other side, he saw a man in a biohazard suit, covered completely from head to toe. He raised one covered hand and waved. "I'm perfectly safe, as you can see. We're going door to door and testing people for the virus."Eric looked back at his roommate and shrugged. Andy grabbed his two cats, scooping one up in each arm as Eric opened the door. It was like something out of The Andromeda Strain, seeing the man in the yellow hazmat outside, a small box in one hand. "CDC?""Yeah. I'm Dave. Invite me in?"Andy shrugged and Eric laughed. "Sure, c'mon in. We just need to close the door behind you so the cats don't get out.""Sure sure, I get that. I'm here to test if you guys are clear. Is there some place I can set up?""Go ahead and use the kitchen. You want us together or one at a time?""The test only takes fifteen minutes and I can run up to four of them at a time, so come on. I can run you both." He lugged the kit with a world weariness, as if he'd been doing this thirty times a day since the lockdown had started. "Paperwork says you've got two guys living here “ Eric Yang and Andrew Rook. That you two?""That's us.""Nobody else in the condo?""Nope. Nobody else.""Cool," Dave said as he set the kit down on the kitchen table. He glanced up at the movie poster promotional on the wall above the kitchen table. "Oh hey, you guys are fan of the Druid Gunslinger books too? I fucking love those things."Eric laughed a little bit, sitting down in one of the kitchen chairs, rolling up his sleeve. "I mean, you could say that, I guess. He writes'em.""What? No, they're written by some guy named Blake Conrad." He glanced at Eric and grinned. "I don't need blood, man. Here, just rub this swab on the inside of your cheek for a bit."Andy smiled a bit sheepishly, putting the cats down. "Yeah, that's me. It's a pen name.""Why the hell would you want a pen name when you've got an awesome last name like Rook?""I'm friends with Arthur McStevenson. You know, the guy who writes all those thrillers you see on sale in the airports? Anyway, he told me that he wished he'd have taken a pen name before he got started, so people just couldn't look him up and track him down at home."Dave took the cotton swap that Eric handed him and put it into one of the four slots on the little machine he carried with him. "Oh hey, I'm sorry man. I don't want to bother you about it.""Nah, you didn't come tap on my window in the middle of the night or anything. What do I care?" Andy waved his hand before taking a cotton swab from him, rubbing it along the inside of his cheek, and then handed it back to the man in the bio suit."While this is running, I just gotta ask you guys a few other questions. Do you guys each have a twin bed?"Eric rolled his eyes. "Are you kidding me? Ask him about his bed. Just ask him."Andy crossed his arms over his chest, as if this was a discussion they'd had a number of times. "Eric's got a queen sized bed and I've got a California king sized bed. Even though I've got the smaller bedroom. But what can I say? When I got out of college, I bought a big ass bed, so I'd always be comfortable, and never wanted to give it up.""Why do you ask?""They're starting to force people to house additional people in their places, so we can keep the uncontaminated together, at least for a while.""What?" Eric said, his face scowling. "There's no way that's legal.""It's temporary, and we're doing everything we can to make sure people are at least okay with it. At this point, we're just doing what we can to get people through it. But the death toll is starting to stack up. I mean, have you seen the footage coming out of New York City?"Andy nodded. "Trailer trucks stacked full with body bags. It's terrifying.""Besides, it's not all that bad. The virus seems to be targeting men a lot more than women, so guys are scoring with women way out of their league. And the women seem to be a little friskier once they've developed an immunity to the virus. I'm sure you'll see eventually."Andy arched an eyebrow in the man's direction. "That sounds ominous."The man in the biohazard suit waved a hand dismissively in their direction. "Not at all. Just relax and enjoy the ride. That's all I should say about it. So when's the next Druid Gunslinger book coming out? It's really soon, isn't it?"Andy stepped over to the fridge, opening it to take out a can of soda, using the fridge to hide his sigh, although he wasn't entirely successful. "It was supposed to be out in three weeks, but because of the virus, the publisher's pushing it back to the fall. I mean, I understand. I get a lot of additional sales off of in store appearances and whatnot. I get it. And I'm already working on writing the next one. But it's always rough having a book release pushed back.""Man, that sucks. I was really looking forward to reading it during my downtime when they're driving us between locations.""Y'know what, you're a fan, so let me do you a favor. I better not see this show up on eBay or the internet though, otherwise I'm gonna know who it was." Andy moved over to the box on the kitchen and opened the top of it, taking one of the books out. "They call these advance reader copies. They send me a few boxes of them so I can sell them at appearances or give them away to friends and such. I haven't even sent my family copies yet. I think the only other person than my agent and my editor who's read the book is Eric here."Eric nodded. "It's not as good as 'Have Totem, Will Travel' but it's one of the better books in the series, I thought. Way better than 'The Trouble With Werebears,' but then again, that's not hard.""Everyone's a critic," Andy said, grabbing a pen from near the box. "Fair, though. I had to bang that one out in five weeks because the publisher just wanted to cram another one onto store shelves while it was hot. I wasn't satisfied with it either, but it still sold okay. You said your name was Dave, right?""Yeah," Dave answered.Andy opened the front cover of the hardback ARC and wrote in the front of it, "For Dave, Jake thinks you're one of the real heroes. Yours, Blake Conrad." He blew over the ink for a second, making sure it was dry, before closing it up and offering it to Dave. "There you go. Autographed, personalized copy months in advance of when you can get it in stores.""That's awesome, man!" Dave said, genuine enthusiasm in his voice. The machine on the table beeped, a cheerful tri tone medley. "You guys are both 100% virus clear. And let me pay you back for this," he said, patting the book on the table next to him. He flipped a little toggle switch on the machine and then pushed the large green button on the side. A small little printout scrolled out of the machine. He tore it off and then pushed the green button again. "Okay, this one is for you," he said, holding out the receipt to Eric. "And this one is for you, Mr. Conrad," he said with a laugh, holding out the second slip to Andy. "You need to go onto the website today and fill out the questionnaire. I know it's going to seem weird, but just answer the questions honestly and openly, and go through the whole thing. You'll be very glad you did later, okay?""What's it for?""It'll help you be happy with your pair ups when we bring them by in a few days. You know that giant condo complex a mile or two over?""What, the 30 story skyscraper?""Yeah. That's being converted into a triage hospital, so all the tenants are being evicted. Lots of people who are going to be relocated. There's a range of five possible questionnaires that uninfected men can get, and it's at the test giver's discretion. Most people, we just give them level one or two questionnaires.""What did you give us?""Welcome to level 5, fellas. It's mostly reserved for medical professionals and high rollers, but it's my discretion, and this little baby's going to keep me from losing my mind for the next few weeks, so I gotta make sure we're square," he said while patting the book. "This should more than even us out.""It makes that much of a difference?"Dave smiled like a Cheshire cat beneath his biohazard helmet and nodded. "You'll see. Just trust me on this. Go fill it out right away, though! They'll probably have someone here tomorrow or the day after, and you want to be ready." The scientist picked up the book in one hand and his testing kit in the other. "And with that, I'm off! I won't be able to get started on this tonight, but I'll see if I can swing by on one of the drop offs and let you know what I think of it.""Hey, it's always nice to meet a fan," Andy said. He moved to scoop up the two cats into his arms again before he and Eric walked him to the door.Dave shuffled toward the door, as Eric opened it for him. "Remember guys, the questionnaire is completely confidential and no one's going to judge you on any of it, so be completely honest. Got it? Completely. Honest.""With all the hyping you've been doing, I can't wait to see this questionnaire," Andy laughed. "Go on, go! You've got more people to be saving, I'm sure.""Take care, fellas!" Dave said.Eric closed the door on him, then flipped the lock, and then the deadbolt before putting the chain on. He liked to make sure it was secure. "So I suppose we both better go take this thing, huh?" he said to Andy, who was putting down the cats again."Guess so."Eric's desk was in the living room, while Andy's was part of the adjacent dining room. They'd been known to politely yell at one another from their desks. Andy typed in the website on the slip and hit return. A rather bland looking government website popped up. There Andy entered his name, his address, his social security number and address."He wasn't kidding when he said this quiz was unorthodox," Eric called over to him, clearly ahead of him in the process. "These are not the kind of questions I expect a government website to be asking me.""Oh yeah? I can't wait to find out." Andy typed in the personalization code at the bottom of the slip. It was a long series of characters, a mix of numbers and letters, both capital and lower case, with a variety of special characters mixed in “ 25 characters in all. Andy had to enter the series twice because the first time he hadn't realized it was case sensitive and the site had rejected it.The first question immediately surprised him. "Are you attracted to: Women, Men, Both?" It wasn't at all what he expected, but he checked "women" and the site moved onward. There was a small button marked back, in case he made errors, obviously.The next page asked him what ages of women he was attracted to. There were two little slider bars, with the low end going as far down at 18 and the high end going up to 70+. Andy was nearly 40, but the words of Dave rang through his head. "Be honest." Andy shrugged, leaving the low end set to 18 and brought the high end to 35.He was a more than a little caught off guard by the next question. "Would you consider yourself: Monogamous, polyamorous, no preference?" He had to think about it for a long moment, but eventually clicked "no preference." If he was truly honest with himself, if he found himself with a girlfriend who had another girlfriend, he wouldn't have been bothered by it.For the next twenty minutes, Andy continued to work through the website, filling in all the options about what he was and wasn't attracted to. Height, weight, race, hair color, hair length, eye color, nationality, education, physique, the questions went on and on and on. After he went through any given category, he was then given a follow up page to rank all of the things from most attracted to at the top down to least attracted to at the bottom.Towards the back half, he started to understand what Eric had found so surprising. The quiz had a page with a seemingly limitless collections of fetishes and kinks. At the top was the message "Click all that apply." Following that, all of the things Andy had clicked on were in another list he was expected to order.When he had to order all of his turn ons, he became more than a little aware how at odds with each other some of them were. In fact, he had aggressive women and submissive women next to one another in the ordered list. He wondered what the algorithm would make of that.The last page was the same fetish and kinks list presented again with a different message at the top. "Click all those that are hard turn offs for you. Be thorough." It was this page that Andy found himself clicking a lot of buttons.He also had to look up a handful of the terms that did not include clarification. He was sure there were people out there who liked pissing on each other, but he certainly wasn't one of those. He also had to make sure to reject women who were allergic to cats. He wondered if all this information was just going to ensure no one showed up.All in all, the whole thing felt a little like a thing he'd taken in college called the Purity Test, a thousand question party game where people who had been drinking would compare sexual histories.The final page was all the information he'd entered presented in an ordered list, with a message in large friendly red letters at the top. "Review all the information below for accuracy! Once you hit submit, you cannot revise this information!"After a final pass to make sure he hadn't marked anything incorrectly, he hit submit. The screen went blank for a second before a confirmation message popped up. "A copy of this has been mailed to the email address you provided. Thank you for helping us keep California safe!"Andy closed the web browser and rose up from his seat, heading over to talk to his roommate. "Okay, yeah, that was definitely weird.""What did you say to the polyamory question?" Eric asked him."I put no preference.""Really? Man, I couldn't click the monogamous button fast enough. Last thing I want is a girlfriend who's shacking up with another guy."Andy smirked. "What if she was shacking up with another girl?""Ah shit, I didn't even think of that."He shrugged at Eric with a wry smile. "Like it's going to make any fucking difference anyway. I'm sure the whole thing is just an optimistic pipe dream. When was the last time our government brought any real change with a website?""Heh. Guess we'll see.""Yep, suppose so."And that was the last they talked about it for the rest of the day. But it certainly wouldn't be the last time they talked about it.Chapter 2It was a little past noon the next day when there came a knock at the door. "Open up! CDC!" the voice on the other side shouted at them. "Delivery and I don't have time to fuck about so let's go."Andy was in the living room working on his laptop, and glanced over at Eric, who was hip deep in a conference call. "Don't worry, I got it. They probably just forgot some questions yesterday or something." Eric waved his hand as Andy set his laptop aside, carrying on with his conversation with his coworkers.Andy rose from the couch and made his way over to the front door, opening it without thinking to look through the peephole. The cats were both upstairs asleep, so he didn't worry about them. When he opened the door, there were three people outside of it, not the one he'd expected. The person in the middle looked a lot like Dave had, except for the face. The man inside this biohazard suit was a black man in his late forties. He looked a lot less jovial than Dave had.To the left and right of the man in the biohazard suit was a woman covered from head to toe. From the clothing, it was almost impossible to make out any details other than the woman to the left of him was short and the woman to the right was tall. Both of them wore hoodies with the hoods pulled up. They wore ski visors over their eyes and scarves over their noses and mouths. Both wore long sweatpants and had those fuzzy lined boots he'd never thought were fashionable. He couldn't see an inch of skin from either. Each of them had a small roller suitcase with them, the kind of travel bag someone takes for a holiday no longer than a week. They also each had a large bag under their arm, an oversized purse maybe, or a laptop bag. The whole appearance was almost like Berkas by Gucci."You Eric or Andy?" the man in the gear asked him."Andy.""Copy," the man said, tapping at his little pad with a stylus that dangled from it. He let the stylus drop and then opened a pouch on the outside of his suit, upholstering a bottle of Lysol. He sprayed the surface of the tablet for a few seconds then held it out to Andy. "Just use your finger to sign on the line. Any day now. I've got another seven deliveries to make today, and people are on the bus waiting so let's go."Andy lifted a finger up and signed an approximation of his name on the tablet's surface. "So how long is this for? That these people are staying with us?""Which room is Eric's and which room is Andy's?" the shorter of the two women asked."Upstairs and turn right for Eric's room and left for my, uh, Andy's room," he said, as the two women immediately brushed past him and ran upstairs. "How long?""The fuck should I know, pal? I just deliver them." He took the tablet back from Andy and glanced down at it. "Anyway, that's it for this batch. I'll see you again in a few days, maybe a week or so, with the next one.""The next one?" Andy asked, but the man had already turned and started walking back to a school bus that was idling in the street. "What do you mean the next one?" But the man had already moved on, and either didn't hear Andy or didn't care. Andy suspected it was the latter. Behind him, up the stairs, he heard both his and Eric's bedroom doors shut.He closed the door and locked it, then turned the padlock and put the chain back on. Andy looked over his shoulder, then glanced and Eric, who shrugged. He moved upstairs and knocked on his own bedroom door. "Uh, hello?""Five minutes please!" a voice on the other side of the door said to him.Andy sighed, turned around and walked downstairs. His roommate looked over at him, having just wrapped up his conference call. "She wants five minutes."Eric laughed. "We've been kicked out of our own rooms. Great."Andy moved back over to the couch and picked up his laptop, sitting back down and starting to write again. He was curious, though. Insanely curious about what was happening in his own room. Neither of the cats were complaining so he imagined it couldn't be too bad. His roommate had wrapped up his conference call, but had clearly turned on his music, because Andy could hear the tiny noise flare ups, even though Eric was just wearing earbuds. He did love his death metal loud.He spent a while trying to work but trying to focus felt damn near impossible. He popped into his company's Slack channel, to let them know what was going on.“your partner showed up?” his boss typed. “take the rest of the week off. you're going to be busy“They said they're going to be back later with another delivery. What the hell does that mean?” Andy typed into the channel.“oh shit” his boss typed back. “how big is your bed? queen sized?”“King sized.” Andy replied. “California king, actually. Don't know what difference that makes though. The news said one partner per person.”“u have a king bed tho” his boss replied. “did the site ask u the polyamory question?”“Yeah” Andy typed. “I put no preference”“shit” came the reply. “okay take off the rest of the week and let me know when you get another partner and we can do the same again as many times as you get partners”“Wait. What? How many partners can they give me?”“depends on what level the tester gave you”“He said level 5. He was a fan of my novels so I gave him a signed copy of the new one”“Oh, shit” his boss answered. “then u can be assigned up to 4 partners with Cali king bed”“Now you're just fucking with me” Andy sent back with a laugh.“noshit my dude” his boss answered. “ok we play it by ear then but dont check out any new tasks until monday, k?”“Am I still getting paid for the time?”“new partner adaptation time dude its all covered”“Okay then, I guess.”“level 5, L O L, u fucking suck” his boss typed. “u dont deserve that level of woman”“Wait. What do you mean?”“LOL u didn't read how the levels system work fuck u go enjoy winning the lottery”And with that, his boss set Andy's status to Out Of Office.From upstairs he heard both pairs of doors open, although he didn't think either of them opened fully. "I'm going to take a shower if that's okay with Eric," a voice called down."He's in the zone working, so that should be fine," Andy called up."Thank you!" And then Eric's bedroom door closed again."Okay Andy, come on up," a different voice said. "But close the bedroom door behind you, okay?" And then his own bedroom door shut.His work day was done. He found himself a little nervous at the idea of going into his own room, but he realized waiting wasn't going to make it any easier. Time to face the music. He pushed his laptop back into his laptop bag, zipped it up and set it on the coffee table.Andy walked up the stairs and came to his bedroom door. It was odd, staring at this side of his bedroom door. He knocked on the door, and a soft giggle came from the other side. "You don't need to knock, silly. It's your room. Come on in."He wasn't entirely sure what he expected to find behind the door. But he did as he was told to do, opening the door, stepping in and closing the door behind him.Sitting on his bed was a lovely redheaded woman in her mid to late twenties. He suspected the coppery color of her hair was natural as he could see a generous dusting of freckles on her cheeks and arms. She had it done up in a sporty ponytail that hung down to the small of her back. Instead of all the layers he'd seen her in just a few minutes ago, she was dressed now in simply a sports bra, a pair of booty shorts and a pair of thigh high leather boots. She had her hands behind her on the bed to thrust her perky tits up in his direction. She was fit, pale, strikingly beautiful, and had a playful smile on her face."Hallo Andy," she said, an Irish tinge to her voice. "My name's Aisling. It's pronounced Ashling, but spelled A i s l i n g. I'm from Dublin, but after I finished uni, I got a job out here working as a graphic designer. I'm your new partner. I hope I'm to your liking.""Oh!" Andy said, as if the whole situation was just dawning on him. "Oh, I'm "Aisling couldn't contain herself any longer and sat up and rushed him, throwing her arms around, clinging to him firmly. "We can touch," she moaned into his ear. "Touch! It's been so fucking long since I touched anybody. And I'm going to touch the fuck out of you nonstop, you beautiful bastard."He was slightly taken aback at how tightly she was holding him. "I mean, you don't have to ""I don't have to do any fucking thing I don't want to," she whispered into his ear. "But it is taking every bit of willpower I have not to drop to my fucking knees and rip those pants right off you. Because that's what I desperately want to do right now."Andy could feel her nipples pressed firmly against his chest through the sports bra, and her breath was hot against his skin. "Wah, why?""We've been in isolation for months," Aisling said as her hand grabbed onto his ass through his jeans. "They gave us injections to help us build our immune system against the virus, but they said it was going to stoke our libidos a bit. God, wasn't that a fucking understatement." She nibbled on his earlobe for a moment. "They showed me twenty pictures of men with a bit of description beneath each of them on what they wanted and didn't want, and I picked you."His hand moved along the small of her back, trying to keep it from going anywhere inappropriate, but she reached behind herself to grab his arm by the wrist and push his hand down onto her ass, which invoked another moan from her. "Why did you pick me?""You like gingers, which I am obviously. I'll be sure to show you it's natural in just a smidge," she said with a smile. "But you like both submissive and aggressive women, and I can be both. You're open to polyamory. I like both men and women, and I know that polyamorous men with large beds get multiple partners, so that's something to look forward to. I consider myself a switch, so I'm looking forward to having another girl to play with, one I can order around a bit." Andy started to try and pull his hand upward a bit, and she rubbed her hips forward a bit more insistently. "If you're lifting that hand up, it'd better be to slip it under my shorts onto my bare ass.""Is, is that what you want?""For an appetizer," she purred. "But you know what made me want you most of all?"Andy lifted his hand just to the top of her booty shorts, hesitating for just a second before he slid his fingertips beneath the hem of them. He realized he must've been hesitating a bit too long, because she reached back and pushed his hand down firmly until he had a full handful of toned butt in his grasp. "What's that?""Out of that long, long list of sexual turn ons and offs, the thing you put that turned you on the most, was dirty talk," she practically moaned at him. "I fucking love dirty talk. I am an absolutely filthy little slut. No," she giggled, licking her tongue along the shell of his ear, "I'm your filthy little slut now. I am going to beg you to fuck me stupid over and over again. I can't wait to suck on that cock of yours, to make you fuck my face until there are tears rolling down my eyes and I can't breathe. God, that makes my little cunt clench. It's tight, too. I've only fucked two guys before, and each of them only a couple of times. But you are going to fucking plow that gash of mine so much I may have to etch your name into it. You are going to fuck your little whore so much that you fall asleep inside of my cunt more often than not, and wake up to me sucking your cock clean to get you ready for another round." She turned around in his arms, which made his hand slide up to her stomach, her head leaning against his shoulder. "Here," she said, taking his hand on her belly, pushing it down the front of her shorts. "Feel just how sopping wet a bitch you own now, sir. Should be it sir? Master?" She giggled a little, wiggling her eyebrows. "Daddy?"Andy stuttered for a second, as his fingertips pushed through a small strip of hair before reaching the most drenched snatch he'd ever felt. "Fuck, you are soaked,”"Umm," she said with a nod. "So I'll just use all three then.""Not,” Andy sputtered, "not in front of my roommate.""The other guy? Oh, he's going to be more than a little distracted. I talked with Lily a little bit on the way over here “ Lily's the girl waiting for him in his room “ and she's more worked up than I am. And your roommate likes them to be a little dominant with him, so I don't think he'll have time to say anything, but if it makes you feel better, sir, I'll just call you Andy when we're out in the common areas. Or honey or baby. Something innocuous. As long as you're going to hold up your end of our deal.""My end?" Andy said, as he pushed a fingertip inside of Aisling's drenched cunt, feeling her clench down on it as she shivered slightly."You owe me one load of spunk every fucking day," she said, grabbing his other hand to push it up and under her sports bra to cup her tit, feeling how hard her nipple was against his palm. "I don't give a shite where you put it “ on my face, down my throat, across my tits, up my cunt, you can even stuff it up my virgin asshole, something I can't wait to feel the first time “ but you don't fall asleep at night without making sure I got my daily dose of your jizz. Think you can live up to that?""God, I hope so," he said, lifting her bra up to her collarbone, as her hands moved to pull it up and over her head, tossing it aside. "You really want that?"Aisling giggled again, a sound that sent shivers up Andy's spine every time. "I honestly can't wait to get started, Master. I want you to fuck me so bad, I can feel it trickling down my thighs. You've got yourself a needy little slut on your hands. How do you want our first time to be?"Andy's hand slid up from her shorts and brought his fingertips to his lips, licking them clean, seeing her nuzzling her face against his neck, so he offered his pointer finger to her, which she wrapped her lips around and suckled hard on before letting it pop from her mouth. "You were going to prove to me you were ginger, weren't you?""Hmm, I'm sure you can see the freckles all over my tits," she said, crossing her arms at the wrists in front of her to push them together and up towards his eyes. "But you want to be sure you've got an honest slut on your hands, hmm? Boots off or on, you think?""The boots are dead sexy, but let's have them off.""You like them though, yeah?" she asked as she put one foot up on his bed, and started unzipping one of the boots."Oh yes, they're fantastic. A lot of forethought in thinking to bring them.""We were allowed to made a list of things to get packed up for us, so I've got all sorts of little surprises in my wheelie bag, but I'll tell you one, I've got a plaid skirt in there, back from my days at Mercy College. Every man around the world loves a schoolgirl." She pulled her other boot off and set it on the floor next to its companion. Then she unbuttoned the front button of her jean shorts, unzipping them before bending forward over the corner of Andy's bed. She pushed the shorts slowly over the curve of her ass and down her thighs before stepping out of them, leaving her in a tiny silky red thong. "Like the view?""God you're fit. I feel like a bit of fat man in your presence, I'm afraid.""Don't you worry, lad," she purred. "You and I are going to be doing a lot of exercise." She slid on her belly further onto the bed and then rolled onto her back. "I'll fuck you back thin, daddy." Aisling pulled her thighs back to her chest, reached down and drew her thong up along her legs. As soon as she lifted the fabric upward, Andy got his first view of her cunt, and she was glistening. With her ankles to the side of her head, she drew the thong off and tossed it to the side before spreading her legs wide. True to her word, there was a neat shaved triangle of copper curls just above her snatch. "See? Ginge minge. Now what're you gonna do about it?""Aren't you sweet as candy?" Andy slowly crawled onto the bed next to her. He didn't have shoes to kick off “ he'd barely put them on since the lockdown began. "You're down for anything?"Aisling rolled onto her side. "You want the first time to be something particular? How sweet. What did you have in mind?""Something simple. So you can show me what you like. You on top. That okay?" Andy said as he pulled his shirt up and over his head.She giggled a little bit, reaching a fingertip over to brush it along his chest. "Tattoos? You're full of surprises. I wouldn't have pegged you as a man with ink." Andy had a tattoo of a griffon starting on his right pectoral going down to his stomach, done in an elaborate and detailed style. It had been the better part of two days worth of work ten years ago. "I like the look of it, though. And if you want our first time to be me riding you, I say giddyup partner. Any other surprises down here I should be looking forward to?" Her fingertip moved to smooth down over the swell of his cock through his jeans."You can have a looksee for yourself after you do one more thing," Andy said, with a little laugh."Tell me what it is, so I can see the thing that's going to change my life." She was rubbing the palm of her hand firmly against that buldge now, her eyes looking down at her hand before bringing those green eyes up to meet his gaze, a girlish smile on her lips. "Stop teasing and tell me.""I've never shown my cock to girl I haven't kissed before," he said with a wry smile. "I don't intend to stay"Andy didn't even finish getting the sentence before Aisling had crawled all over him, pressing her lips to his. The kiss was intense, more intense than he'd ever remembered before. It came on strong and kept getting stronger, her lips parting after several seconds to let her tongue slip into his mouth and spiral around in a hungry dance. After a few minutes of making out like a couple of teenagers, she pulled back just an inch or so. "God, I hadn't realized how much I missed kissing someone. You're a great kisser." She pressed her lips against his once more and this time didn't wait to push her tongue in. After a few more minutes, she pulled back again. "That what you wanted?"He laughed softly. "You really want to see it, don't you?""See it, touch it, taste it, fuck it. I want to do everything you can think of with that cock, and once we're done with all of that, we can do it all over again." Her fingertips plucked at the button of his jeans, popping them undone. "Can I see it now, daddy?""I'm no porn star, Aisling, so I wouldn't get your hopes up," he said. "But yes, you can see it." He felt her drawing down his zipper and lifted his hips up so she could tug his jeans down and off, but she made a point of grabbing his boxers with them. "See? Not any longer than the average man.""Jaysus," she said quietly, "maybe not any longer, but certainly thicker. A lot thicker. That is a great big fat ol' cock you got there, Master." Her voice was one continuous purr as her slender fingers wrapped around the base of his cock and started to slowly stroke it. "Thicker than any cock I've ever had inside of me. Can I?""Hop aboard." The whole thing felt vaguely dreamlike. He wasn't sure she was real, wasn't sure any of this was real. He half expected to wake up and for everything to disappear at any moment. But that didn't happen."Gladly," she said, as she straddled one leg over his hips. She snaked a hand between them to grab the base of his cock, angling it properly, setting the tip against wet snatch before sinking down onto it with one continuous motion. As soon as her hips touched down against his, his cock bottoming out inside of her cunt, he felt her entire body slump forward atop him in a colossal shiver, her cunt spasming and clenching on his shaft. A tiny moan burbled from her lips, one that bubbled over into a breathy laugh against his neck, desperate and delirious. "Fer fuck sake. I've never cum that hard in my entire fucking life, and you just put the fucking thing inside of me. Nothing more. Just from putting him in.""Do you want to stop?""Are you out of your fucking mind?" she giggled, placing both of her hands on Andy's chest. "I haven't gotten my daily nut yet, daddy. And your girl wants what's coming to her. And by hook or by crook, she will fucking having it." Her arms pressed together to push her tits out even more, as she started to snake her hips backwards only to thrust them forward again. "It's been two years since I got properly fucked last. How long's it been for you?""You'll only laugh at me," Andy said with a slight frown."I promise I won't," she purred. "Has it been longer?""A lot longer.""How long?""Over a decade."She leaned down and kissed him again, this time a bit more softly and tenderly. "Well, you're never going to go a day in your life without fucking ever again, so it'll be alright." She had a magical way of swaying atop of him, shimmying back and forth on his cock. Her body ground down onto him over and over, sweat glistening off her freckled pale skin.His hands latched onto her hips, trying mostly to hold on. His fingertips clenched onto her smooth skin, pressing her down a little more than she'd been trying to push onto his cock, as if he felt like he wanted to contribute something to her effort."C'mon. Make me your girl, claim your whore, daddy," she whimpered, her face looming over his. "I wanna feel it. Gimme that cum. Own me. Own me. Cum in her tight little cunt. Paint it. Take it. Fucking own me, Master. Own. Me."Just outside of his room, he heard Eric's door open and then slam shut again, but it was only a momentary distraction, as Aisling continued to bear down on him, her ass slamming against the top of his thighs.It wasn't long before he could feel that release building up on him, and much sooner than he'd have liked, his body was shuddering in the throes of an orgasm as he started to spew hot cum inside of her tight young twat. As soon as he started to orgasm, however, it was almost like Aisling had been struck by lightning, her whole body violently shaking as a guttural sound was wrenched from her throat, primal and whorish, before her body collapsed on top of him, her body trembling for a long moment before she lay still atop of him.After a few minutes, he slowly moved her to one side of him so he could slip out from under her. She was completely unconscious, and he was almost certain he could her hear whispering nigh imperceptibly the word 'imprinting' over and over again.He didn't want to wake her, so he went and showered, then headed downstairs to grab himself a bit of dinner. The two cats sat at the foot of his bed, peering at the unconscious redhead in his bed, wondering what the hell was going on.The madness had barely even gotten started.Chapter 3When Andy woke up the next morning, he was almost certain he'd been dreaming yesterday. But he felt an odd sensation and lifted his head to look down. There he saw Aisling's coppery ponytail bouncing over his crotch. And he could feel her lips sealed around his cock, as she continued to face fuck herself on his shaft.Andy had never woken up to being blown before, and it certainly was a delightful experience. He tried to pull her head up, to give her a break, but she reached up and pressed his hand away with her own, a delightful little giggle rolling from her lips onto his cock.He thrust his hips towards her face because it seemed like the thing she wanted him to do, and sure enough, she kept pushing her head down again and again. She wasn't letting up until she got what she needed.In the end, resistance was futile.His body tensed up and his back arched as he felt her lips around the base of his cock, the head lodged in her throat as he started to spew cum. When he did, he could feel her body shake and quiver against his thigh.A few minutes later, both of them had regained their composure, and she'd snuggled up alongside him, her face nestled in the crook of his neck as she laughed almost deliriously. "It's actually true. The taste of your cum gives me an orgasm. Each and every time, harder than I'd ever known before I met you," she purred. "You really do fuckin' own me, daddy.""You say that," Andy said, "but eventually you'll get bored of me, and you'll come to resent me, resent being attached to me like this."She rolled over a little bit, pressing one of her arms against his chest as she shook her head, a crooked smile on her lips. "I woke up in the middle of the night and looked around the room while you were asleep. There are bookcases everywhere. My first boyfriend was a footie player who dreamed of going pro when he could barely get up in the morning. My second boyfriend? He was a shitty musician who claimed he was being artful when he couldn't carry a tune. You're surrounded by books. Have you read all of them?"Andy shrugged a little. "Maybe half of them. But I like having books around, knowing that when I'm ready for another, it's right there.""See?" she giggled. "I've never been with anyone so smart before. And I've never been with someone who'll let me be myself and not force me to hide it.""Hide what?""What an absolute slut I am," she said, kissing his neck. "Your absolute slut, if I'm honest." She wasn't trying to wind him up, just more of delighting in learning all the nooks and crannies of his body. "And I don't have to pretend I'm a good Catholic girl who'd never let a boy put his hand up her skirt when I'd rather be bent over getting my tight young gash plowed. You'll have to do that next, have me on my hands and knees, your good little proper bitch."Andy laughed. "You sound rather eager for that."" Umm," she mumbled, nibbling on his ear, "you want me to beg again?""Let me do it later," he said. "We should get up, shower, and we should meet our new roommates.""I talked to Lily a bit on the ride over. I'll tell you about it in the shower."Each of the bedrooms in the condo had an attached bathroom so they didn't even have to get dressed to get up and move to the bathroom. She scooted ahead of him quickly, and he could see the inside of her thighs were damp as she climbed out of the bed and moved into the bathroom.It was the first time he'd had a woman in his bathroom in a decade, and so he was a little embarrassed about the state of it. "Of course you don't have a hair dryer," Aisling giggled, as she ran her fingertips over Andy's shaved head. He'd started developing a bald spot in his mid twenties, so he'd been shaving his head every since then. "Don't worry, I've got one in my suitcase. Speaking of which, you're going to need to give me one drawer in that dresser to myself. That okay?""You're really in this for the long haul, aren't you?" He turned on the water in the shower as he closed the top of the toilet.She leaned in and folded her hands behind his neck, pressing her body up against his. "What did I tell you? You. Own. Me." She kissed him briefly in between each of the last three words. "But that means you belong to me as well. Whenever you go, I go. And I need to take care of you. And you need to take care of me.""I can clear out a drawer for you, no problem, Aisling.""See? It's not that hard to pronounce, is it?""But hey, this is your bathroom now too, so feel free to make it home.""Oo!" she said suddenly and darted back out into the bedroom. Andy could hear her unzipping her little suitcase before she sprinted back in, a giant tricolor beach towel which she set on top of the toilet. It didn't even take him half a second to recognize it was the colors of Ireland's flag. "Little bit of the home country. Now let's get wet. I've never taken a shower with another person before." She lifted her fingers and pressed them against his hair chest, almost shoving him back into the shower.It was rather a long shower, where they got dirty before they got clean again.About forty minutes later, they'd both gotten dried off and dressed and headed downstairs, Aisling bringing her laptop bag with her. Sitting on the couch was a Japanese woman dressed in sweatpants and a baggy t shirt typing away on her laptop while Eric was sitting at his desk on the other side of the room."Andy, meet Lily," Eric said to Andy as he walked down the stairs. "She's my new partner.""S'up," Lily said, not even looking up from her typing."She's kinda in the zone right now. She's a coder with DoorDash.""We talked a bit on the ride over here," Aisling said. "Hi, I'm Aisling. I'm Andy's first partner.""First?" Lily said, stopping typing and looking up and over her shoulder at them as they reached the bottom of the stairs.Andy scowled. "She didn't mean it like that. I wasn't a virgin."Lily snickered a bit. "I know. I'm fucking with you," she said, looking back down to her laptop. "So how was he Ash?""Fucking amazing," Aisling said. "How about yours?""I have a name you know," Eric said."Good but not great," Lily said. "But I'll train him to be the best ever. Best for me, anyway.""Hi Eric," Aisling said, shaking Eric's hand. "Nice to meet you.""I cleared off the dining room table behind Andy's desk to give you a bit of work space, Ash," Eric said. "Lily said you're an artist?""Graphic designer for Alphabet."Andy cocked his head as he and Aisling started to cross the living room, heading towards the dining room. "I didn't know you were a Googler.""I'm a contractor for them, so they don't really consider me a Googler," she sighed. "They might move me from contract to full time at some point, but it's just as likely they're going to just keep giving me new contracts over and over again.""Welcome to life in Silicon Valley," Andy laughed. "Everything's forever, for exactly five minutes."Aisling pulled her laptop out of her bag and set it on the table, noticing the box pushed off to one side. "Blake Conrad, huh?" she said, taking a book out from the box. "My older brother loves these books, but I've never read any of them. Are you a big fan?"From the other room, Eric couldn't help but laugh. "Go on!" he yelled at Andy. "Tell her."Andy rolled his eyes. "Look inside the back flap."Aisling took the hardcover and opened to the back of it, looking at the inside flap where Andy's picture peered back at her. "Wait, are you Blake Conrad?""It's a pen name.""Oh my god! I'm shagging Dermot's favorite pen!" she giggled. "I can't wait to phone him and tell him.""Mmm. I can even autograph a copy of the new one for him and you can mail it out to him, as long as he's not going to be mad that I'm sleeping with his sister."Aisling pulled out a Wacom tablet from her laptop as well as a power cord, plugging it into the wall. "Andy. You're a bloody hero to him. He'll be over the moon.""He's not going to be upset that you're shacking up with a guy you just met? Or that he's going to have, other women?"Aisling kissed him for a long moment, soft and tender. "You're sweet, Andy. But this is the way the world works now. And you're a good man, so Dermot'll be happy that I didn't end up with someone crazy or ugly.""Oh, you don't think I'm ugly?" Andy grinned impishly, as Aisling pushed him back down into his desk chair."Look fella," she teased. "If I thought you were ugly, I'd have said so. Now don't you have work to get to or something?"Andy turned on his computer and the two monitors on his desk sprung to life. "Well, yeah, but theoretically I'm on new partner leave, so I don't really have to be working."She stuck her tongue out at him. "Well, I don't get any such luxury as a contractor, so I need to get some work done today. How does a novelist get partner leave anyway?"He sighed a little. "That's just my side hustle. My day job is as a marketing writer for Netflix."Aisling's face scrunched up in cute confusion. "The books don't pay enough?""Not until they get optioned, which my agent seems to think will happen eventually, but hasn't yet.""I'll have to read them then." Andy tried to mask the look of surprise on his face, but apparently wasn't great at concealing it. "What? I said I hadn't read them, not that I didn't want to read them.""Fair enough!" Andy grabbed his headphones and pulled them onto his head, clicking on iTunes to bring up his music. He wasn't allowed to check out new tasks for his day job, so he figured he might as well get a bit of writing in on his next novel.After a few minutes, Aisling tapped him on the shoulder, so he pulled the headphones off. "What's up?""What're you listening to?""Right now? Post rock band called God Is An Astronaut, but I usually just put my music on shuffle and let it ride.""Can I listen too?"Andy nodded. "Sure, as long as you've got headphones with a long cable and a USB plug.""Certainly do!" she said, holding out the cable.He plugged her in, did a few clicks on his computer, and then they were both listening to his music, just a few feet apart.Andy found it a little hard to focus on his writing, so he decided to take a bit of time to read up on the level system. His boss seemed to know a lot more about it, so he figured it didn't hurt to see what was coming down the pipeline.The virus, it seemed, was hitting the coasts hardest, with N Y C being the biggest disaster area, but the Silicon Valley wasn't far behind. Isolation was the best path, but the bodies were still piling up, so the country was looking to build some stability into people's lives. That meant pairing the single people up. Men were dying at a significantly higher rate than women to the virus, so protecting them had become extremely important. The virus had a mortality rate that was fifty times higher in men than it was in women.Because of that fact alone, it had been determined that virus free men would be ranked on a scale of one to five in terms of their importance to society, and that the higher a man was ranked, the more that person's personal needs would be tended to. So level 1s, which it seemed like was most people, would simply be given the barest amount of effort to find someone to pair with their basic desires. 80% of the men were classified as level ones. Level twos were essential, low risk workers such as construction engineers, clerks, judges and the like. Level three was law enforcement. Level four was figures of high impact. Mark Zuckerberg would've supposedly been a level four if he wasn't already married, one article said. Level five was the front liners in the fight in the virus and those who had made extraordinary contributions to society. They made up a fractional amount of people in the pool, less than half of one percent.A kind of hushed up mythology had been built up around level fives from what Andy could find on the internet. There were stories of emergency doctors who were on the best of days a six in any woman's estimate getting partnered up with women who would never be any less than a ten.Andy scoffed a little bit until he started looking at some of the pictures, and noticed that there were endless pictures of ER doctors and genetics researchers with women way, way, way, way out of their leagues.It was on the fifth collection of photos he spotted a familiar face. There was Dave, the man who'd tested them just a few short days ago, with his arm around a Hispanic knockout who couldn't have been pressed closer to him. And in the group shot with Dave, there were nearly a dozen other similar pairings of schlep and stunner.Once paired, men were being kept in isolation for an indeterminate amount of time. They were allowed to go out for walks, but had to keep fifteen feet away from anyone else. They weren't even permitted to go into stores to go shopping. Andy and Eric had been living on food delivery for weeks now. They'd even had groceries delivered and left on their doorstep. The receipt said the person who delivered them was named Silva, but neither Andy nor Eric had seen them. Andy wondered which of the two women would volunteer to go and get groceries first.During the middle of the day, Eric wanders over to take their orders as he placed a food delivery, but none of them had any chance to talk until dinner, which they also had delivered. Lily got free deliveries working for DoorDash, apparently, so both lunch and dinner had been brought that way."So how did you guys meet?" Lily asked as she was bringing in the bag of food that had been left on their doorstep.Eric laughed. "You want to tell them or should I?"Andy waved his hand, turning his desk chair around so it was up against the dining room table. "You're looking forward to it, so you tell them."Eric grinned as Lily started to take the food “ cheesesteaks it seemed “ and put it out on the table. "He was trying to bang my sister.""I was trying to date your sister," Andy said as Aisling giggled. "There's a difference.""Date her so you could fuck her, let's be clear."Andy rolled his eyes. "That was over a decade ago, so it's probably time to let it go.""She's married and lives in Florida down with her husband and their four kids, so we never really see her much anymore," Eric said."But Eric needed a roommate and I needed a place to live, so I moved into his spare room, and we've been flatmates since then," Andy said. "Aisling's from Dublin, but are you local Lily?""Second generation Bay Area native," Lily said as Eric set a beer in front of her. "My parents live up in Petaluma these days. Are your parents still around here, Eric?""They retired and moved down to Santa Cruz, although they spend half their time out in Florida with their grandkids. I'll introduce you to them over Facetime when they call next.""They going to be happy you hooked up with a Japanese woman?""They'll be happy I'm happy," Eric said. "Beyond that, I don't think they care.""What about you, Andy? You got local family?"Andy shook his head. "I'm from Ohio originally, but I've been out here for longer than I was there. My dad died a few years back, but my mom's still out there, as is my older brother with his wife and their son.""How old's your nephew?" Aisling asked."Conner will be 11 in July. I generally go back every year for Christmas, but this year seems like that's probably out."The Irish girl cocked her head slightly. "How much older is your brother?""Nine years older than me.""No siblings in between?""Nope," Andy said. "You said you have an older brother named Dermot. That your only sibling?"Aisling almost snorted she laughed so suddenly. "Jaysis no. Dermot's the eldest, then me, then my sisters Aoife and Niamh, and the last one is my baby brother Colin, who's about as old as your nephew. What about you, Lily?""Only child, thank fuck," she grumbled. "So, Andy, I understand Aisling's not going to be your only partner. What makes you think you deserve more than one partner, hmm?"Andy raised a hand defensively. "Hey now, I never said I deserve anything.""She's fucking with you, love," Aisling said, poking him with a grin."Spoil sport," Lily said, sticking her tongue out. "I don't really care as long as you're not going to take a pass at me.""You're Eric's partner, Lily. I'm going to respect that.""Good, and I'll make sure he keeps his hands off your girls.""I would never " Eric started to say before Lily raised a finger in his direction and he felt silent."Good boy," Lily said with a smirk. "I'll get him trained yet."Andy had never seen Eric get cowed quite so severely before, but he could swear his flatmate was blushing a little."I'm actually looking forward to seeing who else we get to play with," Aisling said."How many names should I expect to have to learn?" Lily asked."It's a fookin' huge bed, Lil," Aisling giggled. "So I expect a few more.""What I was reading about on the internet says I'm supposed to share my bed with four partners," Andy said, "but that can't possibly be right can it?""Umm. I can't wait," Aisling purred.She didn't have long to wait.To be continued in part 2, by CorruptingPower for Literotica.

Après une première demi-heure à s'échauffer, les Grandes Gueules montent au créneau : un face à face toujours brûlant dans le bras de Fer, la Punchline et pour finir, la rubrique que nos GG craignent : le débat caché ! C'est le programme de 10h00 à 11h00 dans les Grandes Gueules du Sport.

"Siempre hay una madre que mira por la ventana, con miedo por si aparece un coche..." ¡Esto es el monólogo de Fer!

Every summer, Catalonia hosts a wide range of music festivals, from large international events in Barcelona to smaller coastal concerts. On this week's podcast, we offer a guide to what's on and discuss Sonar+D, a technology festival at the forefront of musical innovation. Head of Catalan News Gerard Escaich Folch visits Primavera Sound to pick up some festival vibes, meet fans from around the world and find out what's so special about Catalonia's biggest summer music event. Reporter and festival fiend Cillian Shields sits down with host Beth Cohen to talk through the headline acts at festivals such as Sónar, Cruïlla and Vida, as well as highlighting the best of this summer's concert program. Plus we take a deep dive into Sónar+D and meet the festival's director as well as some of the researchers, musicians and performers who are exhibiting their work. Albert Barqueduran, otherwise known as albert.data, discusses his new project Synapticon and explains how new neurotechnologies could signify an end to mental privacy.  This week, our Catalan phrase is “Fer ballar el cap” - “To make someone's head dance”, which means to get on someone's nerves or annoy them, rather like the English expression “To make someone's head spin”.

Eso son algunas de las novedades que tenemos este año en selectividad, por eso las preguntas abiertas van a ser mayoría y podrían suponer un 70% de todas las preguntas de los exámenes. Como digo, hoy empieza la PAU, 270.000 estudiantes de toda España y en un par de horas ya estarán sentados en sus pupitres en las aulas de universidades de toda España para hacer la selectividad, que este año tiene un único modelo de examen por asignatura. Suerte a todos ellos. Que viene ahora Fernando a hablarnos de la selectividad en el monólogo de Fer, y vamos a hablar de tu experiencia en la selectividad, ...

Escucha aquí el programa de Javi y Mar: primer sueldo, parecía mentira pero es verdad, taras de nuestros coches, el diccionario de Fer... ¡y mucho más!

‍♂️ ️ ¡Bienvenidos y bienvenidas, Padawans, a una nueva y épica aventura en La Guarida del Sith! Hoy regresamos a la legendaria obra de Peter Jackson: El Señor de los Anillos. ️ En este nuevo episodio, nos sumergimos en los apéndices de Las Dos Torres para descubrir los entresijos de la producción, las decisiones creativas más arriesgadas y el titánico esfuerzo que hubo detrás de esta segunda entrega que elevó el listón del cine de fantasía. Prepárate para un viaje cargado de detalles, anécdotas de rodaje, efectos prácticos y pasión por la Tierra Media, junto a David, Héctor, Guillem, Fer, Natalia, Pablo y El Mamado Lidel. Todos ellos nos acompañan para explorar cómo esta épica continuación no solo mantuvo el nivel, sino que lo superó. ️ Y recuerda, este es solo uno de los tres programas que hemos preparado. ¡Aún queda hablar de la película en sí y de su espectacular apartado técnico y musical! ¡Ponte cómodo, ajusta bien la capa élfica y acompáñanos en esta travesía por los secretos de Las Dos Torres! Lista de programas sobre Tolkien: https://www.ivoox.com/tolkien_bk_list_10062935_1.html

Après une première demi-heure à s'échauffer, les Grandes Gueules montent au créneau : un face à face toujours brûlant dans le bras de Fer et la Punchline des GG. C'est le programme de 10h00 à 11h00 dans les Grandes Gueules du Sport.

Après une première demi-heure à s'échauffer, les Grandes Gueules montent au créneau : un face à face toujours brûlant dans le bras de Fer, la Punchline et pour finir, la rubrique que nos GG craignent : le débat caché ! C'est le programme de 10h00 à 11h00 dans les Grandes Gueules du Sport.

This year, Catalonia and Japan are strengthening their ties with a yearlong celebration, including Catalan Week in Japan, taking place from May 27 to June 1 at the Universal Expo in Osaka. This week on Filling the Sink we explore the relationship between both territories and visit the Expo to find out how Catalonia is promoting its culture. Head of Catalan News Gerard Escaich Folch joins host Beth Cohen to explore the concept of the Universal Exposition and its impact on the host cities, highlighting the monuments in Barcelona which are relics of the 1888 and 1929 Expos. We look back over the historical relationship between Catalonia and Japan, which dates back to the 16th century with a visit from Japanese Christian travelers Tensho Ken-oh Shisetsu dan to the Montserrat monastery. Our ACN correspondents in Osaka bring us all the details of the Expo activities, from pa amb tomàquet workshops to wine tasting, virtual reality tourist visits, videos on the history of Barça, a lesson on how to paint like Miró, and interactive architecture exhibits.  We hear from Michelin-star chefs Carme Ruscadella and Joan Roca, who are ambassadors to the event, and catch up with Yoshiaki Matsumoto, leader of a Catalan rumba group in Japan. We also hear from some Japanese citizens celebrating Catalan culture in Osaka. This week, our Catalan phrase is “Fer-ne cinc cèntims  - “To make five cents of it,” which means to briefly resume something, keeping it short and sweet.

Nos hemos juntado un mes más para hablar de algunos productos relativamente actuales. Recomendaciones de cómics: -Espada y pluma, de El Torres y Jorge Esteban Urabayen (Cascaborra Ediciones) -Biblioteca Marvel Omnibus. La Imposible Patrulla-X 3 (Panini Comics) Recomendaciones de rol: -Cuervos de Asgard Motor Club (Walhalla Ediciones) Recomendaciones de libros: -Media alma, de Olivia Atwater (Duermevela Ediciones) -La casa de arenas movedizas, de Carlton Mellick III (Orciny Press) -Las sirenas, de Emilia Hart (Umbriel) RRSS de los colaboradores: -JLo @crosstume @lleilo.bsky.social -Fer @fercatodic -Violeta @viodopamina -Santi @santiagoneg -Borja @kuronime @animee1.bsky.social -Juan: @juansn.bsky.social -Ja @evendrones @evendrones.bsky.social Esperamos vuestros comentarios, sugerencias y propuestas para futuras entregas del programa, que nos podéis hacer llegar a través de las redes sociales, a través de los comentarios en Ivoox o por correo electrónico enviándonos un email a podcast@lacasadeel.net.

150. Bu mektûb, hâce Muhammed Kâsıma gönderilmişdir. Aranılmağa, gönlünü vermeğe lâyık olan ancak Vâcib-ül-vücûd teâlâ olduğu bildirilmekdedir: Hâce Muhammed Kâsım kardeşimizin okşayıcı mektûbu geldi. Bizleri sevindirdi. Dünyâ işlerinin bozuk gitmesinden ve hâlinizi toparlayamadığınızdan hiç sıkılmayınız! Çünki dünyâ işleri, üzülmeğe değmez. Bu dünyâda olan herşey geçecek, yok olacakdır. Allahü teâlânın râzı olduğu şeylerin arkasında koşmak lâzımdır. Güç olsa da, kolay olsa da, bunları yapmağa çalışmalıdır. Aranılacak, gönül verilecek (Vâcib-ül-vücûd)dan, ya'nî hep varlığı lâzım olandan başka hiçbir şey yokdur. Hele sizin gibi kıymetli ve akllı insanların, geçici, yok olucu şeylere gönül vermesi, pek yazık olur. Bununla berâber, bir hizmet ve bir iş için işâret buyurulursa, onu seve seve yaparız. Vesselâm.152. Bu mektûb, nakîb seyyid şeyh Ferîde yazılmış olup, Resûlullaha itâ'at, Allahü teâlâya itâ'at demek olduğu bildirilmekdedir: Cenâb-ı Hak, Nisâ sûresi, sekseninci âyetinde, Muhammed aleyhisselâma itâ'at etmenin kendisine itâ'at etmek olduğunu bildiriyor. O hâlde, Onun Resûlüne “sallallahü aleyhi ve sellem” itâ'at edilmedikçe Ona itâ'at edilmiş olmaz. Bunun pek kat'î ve kuvvetli olduğunu bildirmek için, âyet-i kerîmede, (Elbette, muhakkak böyledir) buyurdu ve ba'zı doğru düşünemiyenlerin, bu iki itâ'ati birbirinden ayrı görmelerine meydân bırakmadı. Allahü teâlâ, yine Nisâ sûresinin, (Kâfirler, Allahü teâlânın emrleri ile Peygamberlerin emrlerini birbirinden ayırmak istiyor. Yahûdîler diyor ki, biz Mûsâ aleyhisselâma inanırız. Îsâ ile Muhammed aleyhimesselâma inanmayız. Hıristiyanlar ise, yalnız Îsâ aleyhisselâma inanıp, ona hâşâ, Allah'ın oğlu diyor. Bu inanışları ve dinleri kıymetsizdir. Hepsi kâfirdir. Bunların hepsine Cehennem azâbını hâzırladık) meâlindeki yüzellinci âyetinde, bu iki itâ'ati ayrı görenlerden şikâyet buyurmakdadır. Meşâyıh-i kirâmdan birkaçı, aşk serhoşluğu ve kendinden geçdikleri zemânda, bu iki itâ'atin birbirinden ayrı olduğunu gösteren sözler söylemişlerdir. Birini ötekinden dahâ çok sevdiğini bildirmişlerdir. İşitdiğimize göre, sultân Mahmûd-i Gaznevî, bütün Asyâya hâkim olduğu zemânda, Harkan şehrine yakın gelmişdi. Adamlarından birkaçını, Harkana, Şeyh Ebül-Hasen-i Harkânî hazretlerinin huzûruna göndermişdi. Şeyh hazretlerini yanına çağırmışdı. “Şeyh efendi gelmek istemezse, (Allahü teâlâya ve Onun Resûlüne ve siz müslimânlardan olan âmirlere itâ'at ediniz!) meâlindeki âyet-i kerîmeyi kendisine okuyunuz” demişdi. Sultânın adamları, şeyh hazretlerinin gelmek istemediğini görerek, bu âyet-i kerîmeyi okudular. Şeyh hazretleri buna karşılık, (Allahü teâlânın itâ'atine o kadar çok dalmış bulunuyorum ki, Resûle itâ'at etmekden hayâ ediyorum. Âmire itâ'ate vakt nerede?) buyurdu. Şeyh hazretlerinin bu sözü, Allahü teâlânın itâ'atini, Resûlünün itâ'atinden ayrı bildiğini göstermekdedir. Bu söz, doğru yoldan ayrılmış olmanın alâmetidir. Hâlleri doğru olan büyükler, böyle sözler söylemezler. İslâmiyyetin ve tarîkatin ve hakîkatin bütün basamaklarında, Resûlullaha itâ'atin, Allahü teâlâya itâ'at olduğunu bilirler. Resûlullaha itâ'at ile olmayan Allaha itâ'atin, dalâlet, sapıklık olduğuna inanırlar. Yine işitiyoruz ki, Mehene şehrinin şeyhi, şeyh Ebû Sa'îd-i Ebül Hayr ile oturuyordu. Horasandaki seyyidlerin büyüklerinden olan Seyyid Ecel de yanlarında idi. Şü'ûru yerinde olmıyan bir meczûb içeri girdi. Şeyh hazretleri, bu meczûbu, şeyh Ecelin üst yanına oturtdu. Bu hâl, seyyide ağır geldi. Şeyh hazretleri, seyyide dönerek, (Size olan saygımız, Resûlullahı sevdiğimiz içindir. Bu meczûbu ise, Allahü teâlâyı sevdiğimiz için yüksek tutuyoruz) dedi. Allahü teâlânın sevgisi ile, Resûlullahın sevgisini ayırd eden, böyle sözleri de, doğru yolun büyükleri uygun görmezler. Allah sevgisinin, Resûlullaha olan sevgiden çok olmasının, tarîkat serhoşluğundan ileri geldiğini bilirler. Böyle sözlerin söylenmesine izn vermezler. Şu kadar var ki, vilâyet derecelerinde yükselmiş olanlarda, Allahü teâlânın sevgisi dahâ çokdur.

Nous sommes à la fin du VIIIe siècle avant J.-C., époque à laquelle fut composée l'Iliade, l'épopée attribuée à Homère. le sanglier y occupe une place symbolique forte, illustrée, par exemple, par la description détaillée d'un casque guerrier fabriqué en défenses de sanglier. Au-delà de l'équipement militaire, le sanglier est un modèle de courage et de férocité dans la littérature épique grecque, souvent utilisé dans des comparaisons pour glorifier les héros comme Hector, Ulysse ou Ajax. La chasse au sanglier elle-même constitue un rite d'initiation crucial pour les jeunes hommes, leur permettant de prouver leur valeur virile et de marquer leur passage à l'âge adulte. L'importance symbolique du sanglier n'est pas limitée à la Grèce ainsi dans le monde étrusque, il est au cœur de l'idéologie aristocratique. Chez les Celtes de l'âge du Fer, il est agressif et viril, tandis qu'en Égypte ancienne, son statut est complexe, tantôt impur, tantôt propre à la consommation. Cette diffusion symbolique de l'image du sanglier et de son descendant, le cochon, s'inscrit dans une longue histoire commune avec l'humain qui débute avec la domestication de l'animal il y a environ 8000 ans en Anatolie orientale et en Chine. Comment cette image a-t-elle évolué à travers les différentes cultures et époques ? Quels indices archéologiques, au-delà des ossements, peuvent nous aider à comprendre les pratiques d'élevage et de consommation anciennes ? De quelle manière l'hybridation et la domestication ont-elles transformé notre rapport à l'animal ? Des bords du Nil à la forêt ardennaise, partons à la rencontre des suidés… Eugène Warmenbol, professeur à l'ULB, chaire d'archéologie protohistorique du Nord-Ouest de l'Europe. Exposition "Sangliers et cochons dans la Préhistoire et l'Antiquité", au Musée du Malgré-Tout, à Treignes. Sujets traités : cochons, sangliers, Homère, Hector, Ulysse , Ajax, rite, Grèce, Celtes, domestication, Préhistoire, Antiquité Merci pour votre écoute Un Jour dans l'Histoire, c'est également en direct tous les jours de la semaine de 13h15 à 14h30 sur www.rtbf.be/lapremiere Retrouvez tous les épisodes d'Un Jour dans l'Histoire sur notre plateforme Auvio.be :https://auvio.rtbf.be/emission/5936 Intéressés par l'histoire ? Vous pourriez également aimer nos autres podcasts : L'Histoire Continue: https://audmns.com/kSbpELwL'heure H : https://audmns.com/YagLLiKEt sa version à écouter en famille : La Mini Heure H https://audmns.com/YagLLiKAinsi que nos séries historiques :Chili, le Pays de mes Histoires : https://audmns.com/XHbnevhD-Day : https://audmns.com/JWRdPYIJoséphine Baker : https://audmns.com/wCfhoEwLa folle histoire de l'aviation : https://audmns.com/xAWjyWCLes Jeux Olympiques, l'étonnant miroir de notre Histoire : https://audmns.com/ZEIihzZMarguerite, la Voix d'une Résistante : https://audmns.com/zFDehnENapoléon, le crépuscule de l'Aigle : https://audmns.com/DcdnIUnUn Jour dans le Sport : https://audmns.com/xXlkHMHSous le sable des Pyramides : https://audmns.com/rXfVppvN'oubliez pas de vous y abonner pour ne rien manquer.Et si vous avez apprécié ce podcast, n'hésitez pas à nous donner des étoiles ou des commentaires, cela nous aide à le faire connaître plus largement. Distribué par Audiomeans. Visitez audiomeans.fr/politique-de-confidentialite pour plus d'informations.

En este poderoso episodio de Rollos de Mujeres Podcast, Ana y Fer conversan desde Washington D.C. con Belén Barriga, una destacada empresaria ecuatoriana que dejó todo atrás en busca de su propio camino en Estados Unidos. Desde sus días trabajando como mesera, hasta abrirse paso en los medios de comunicación y convertirse en CEO de su propia agencia de marketing, Belén comparte una historia de lucha, reinvención y éxito.

Tema del Día: Que fue lo más extraño que encontraste al recoger tu cuarto. Leslie Gallardo se encuentra con nosotros. Fer nos da sus recomendaciones de películas para ver en la pantalla grande. y tenemos muchos regalos.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

durée : 00:04:46 - Le Reportage de la rédaction - C'est le texte qui cristallise les tensions entre les agriculteurs de la FNSEA et les députés écologistes : la proposition de loi Duplomb, aussi appelée "loi entraves", arrive ce lundi 26 mai à l'Assemblée. Censée répondre aux attentes des agriculteurs, elle a été largement modifiée en commission.

durée : 00:04:46 - Le Reportage de la rédaction - C'est le texte qui cristallise les tensions entre les agriculteurs de la FNSEA et les députés écologistes : la proposition de loi Duplomb, aussi appelée "loi entraves", arrive ce lundi 26 mai à l'Assemblée. Censée répondre aux attentes des agriculteurs, elle a été largement modifiée en commission.

Après une première demi-heure à s'échauffer, les Grandes Gueules montent au créneau : un face à face toujours brûlant dans le bras de Fer, la Punchline et pour finir, la rubrique que nos GG craignent : le débat caché ! C'est le programme de 10h00 à 11h00 dans les Grandes Gueules du Sport.

Après une première demi-heure à s'échauffer, les Grandes Gueules montent au créneau : un face à face toujours brûlant dans le bras de Fer, la Punchline et pour finir, la rubrique que nos GG craignent : le débat caché ! C'est le programme de 10h00 à 11h00 dans les Grandes Gueules du Sport.

Agradece a este podcast tantas horas de entretenimiento y disfruta de episodios exclusivos como éste. ¡Apóyale en iVoox! *¡Y llegamos al final, rebeldes!* En **La Guarida del Sith** nos abrochamos los cinturones y saltamos al hiperespacio emocional con los **capítulos 7 al 12 de la segunda temporada de *Andor***. Un final de serie que no solo cierra la historia de Cassian, sino que nos deja con la sensación de haber vivido una revolución de verdad. Espionaje, sacrificio, discursos que te levantan del asiento y silencios que gritan más que una flota imperial. Todo explota (a veces literalmente) en un clímax que pisa fuerte, sin concesiones, como ese puñetazo final que no veías venir... pero necesitabas. ️ Con **Mario** afinando el radar moral de la rebelión, **Miguel Ángel** desgranando cada plano como si fuera arte conceptual, **Fer** aguantando las lágrimas (o no), y **El Mamado Lidel** declarando oficialmente que *sí, esto es mejor que muchas pelis de Star Wars*. *Cassian no solo muere por la rebelión. Vive por ella.* Y nosotros, tras esta temporada... también. Escucha este episodio completo y accede a todo el contenido exclusivo de La Guarida del Sith. Descubre antes que nadie los nuevos episodios, y participa en la comunidad exclusiva de oyentes en https://go.ivoox.com/sq/31122

Uno studio chiamato “Analisi di possibili traiettorie per la transizione energetica in Sardegna”, realizzato dal Politecnico di Milano in collaborazione con le università di Padova e di Cagliari, ha fatto emergere che l'Isola può e deve puntare a diventare la prima regione italiana con un sistema elettrico totalmente basato sulle fonti rinnovabili, dal momento che lo scenario 100% FER è anche quello che prevede il costo dell'energia più basso in assoluto. La Sardegna gode certamente di condizioni speciali: è estremamente ricca di sole e di vento. Ma ha subìto una forte deindustrializzazione e a breve disporrà di nuove interconnessioni elettriche col continente che le consentiranno una grande flessibilità sia in importazione che in esportazione. Di tutto questo, parliamo con Fabrizio Pilo, professore di Sistemi Elettrici per l'Energia, coautore dell'articolo e prorettore al Territorio e all'Innovazione dell'Università di Cagliari.

durée : 00:04:20 - Le Zoom de France Inter - Le régime de Xi Jinping tente de redresser une économie chinoise qui tourne toujours au ralenti depuis la fin du Covid, sans oublier les droits de douane de Donald Trump. Pour relancer une consommation intérieure toujours en berne, l'une des armes de Pékin, ce sont les influenceurs.

Escucha aquí el programa de Javi y Mar: el sambenito que te persigue, lo más divertido que te ha pasado en una reunión de vecinos, trucos de los niños para convivir en paz, el 'Diccionario de Fer'... ¡y mucho más!

Conversamos Kike Jurado y un servidor (Fernando Alonso) sobre estrategia digital, embudos de venta y cómo construir un negocio que aguante el paso del tiempo, incluso sin hacer grandes lanzamientos ni depender de fórmulas mágicas. Algunos temas específicos que abordamos: - Qué es un funnel de verdad y cómo usarlo según el tipo de negocio -Cómo hacer demostraciones dramáticas que capten atención sin caer en el circo - Por qué muchos negocios fracasan por cambiar de estrategia antes de tiempo - Cómo validar una oferta antes de escalar y cuándo merece la pena escalar - La escalera de deseos velados y cómo usarla para vender sin sonar agresivo - Qué diferencias reales hay entre vender en España y en EE.UU. - Qué debería hacer alguien que empieza hoy sin dinero ni audiencia Consigue mi libro «Nacidos para aprender» aquí (gratis) ⬇️ https://pildorasdelconocimiento.com/libro/ Formación en INVERSIÓN ⬇️ https://pildorasdelconocimiento.com/pildoraspro/ Máster EL METAJUEGO ⬇️ https://pildorasdelconocimiento.com/cursos/metajuego CASA EN INTERNET (recibe correos de valor): https://pildorasdelconocimiento.com/ REDES SOCIALES: Twitter (X) de Fer: https://x.com/Lualobus IG Fer (personal): https://www.instagram.com/fernando_pdc/ IG Fer (oficial): https://www.instagram.com/pildorasdelconocimiento/ DÓNDE ENCONTRAR A KIKE JURADO: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@kikejurado Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kikejurado_/ ⏳ ÍNDICE DEL EPISODIO: 00:00 – De la quiebra al marketing digital: cómo empieza todo 06:36 – El libro que lo cambió todo: DotCom Secrets 09:14 – Qué es un funnel y cómo usarlo con sentido 17:13 – Qué es una demostración dramática y por qué sigue funcionando 23:57 – Pase VIP: cómo cubrir costes y aumentar compromiso 28:54 – España vs. EE.UU.: distintas formas de vender 30:23 – Lanzamientos por todo lo bajo: cuándo aplicarlos 34:44 – Escalera de deseos velados y jerarquía de resonancia 38:29 – Cómo captar atención con poco presupuesto (Dream 100) 43:34 – Validación antes de escalar: el caso Funnel School 48:11 – Retos reales: Ibiza (50K€) y Murcia (30K€) 53:43 – Encontrar públicos hambrientos y evitar mercados tibios 58:17 – Vender por dolor o por deseo según el nivel de consciencia 1:01:48 – Qué embudos funcionan mejor según el modelo de negocio 1:04:41 – Qué haría hoy si empezase desde cero ¡Si tienes cualquier comentario sobre el episodio, te leo! Un saludo! Fernando A.

In this episode I was joined by Mexican pro Fernanda Lira who has joined from back in Mexico City ahead of a sponsors invite into this week's Riviera Maya Open at Mayakoba, the first Mexican event on LPGA Tour in over 8 years. We talk about how prestigious the Mexican events are for the likes of Fernanda, Gaby Lopez, Maria Fassi & Isabella Fierro and the lasting impact of LPGA legend and former World Number 1 player Lorena Ochoa has had on the development for future Mexican players.  Fernanda is from Mexico City and started playing the game at about 6 years old due to the old Mario Golf game along with her brother and went to University of Central Arkansas winning events at college level at UoCA and was Freshman of the Year in her time there where she would also meet her now husband Ryan Shuttleworth who caddies on the LET with Alexandra Swayne currently. Fun fact Fernanda adopted a street dog called Poncho. Fernanda turned Pro in 2019 and would win in 2020 on Women's All Pro Tour at Crown Colony Challenge and would also win on WAPT in 2021 at Mountain Ranch Championship. Fernanda's biggest triumph would be winning 2021 Firekeepers Casino Hotel Championship in Michigan on Epson Tour defeating Isi Gabsa, Sophia Schubert, Danielle Iacobelli & a certain 2x Major Champion and former best player in the world Lilia Vu by a whopping 6 shots. At the end of 2023 Fer would finish T5th at LET Final Q School to gain status for 2024 where she had her Rookie season on Ladies European Tour with best finishes of T22nd at KPMG Women's Irish Open, T32nd at Lacoste Ladies Open de France and T33rd at Amundi German Masters.  Fernanda not only plays this week in Mexico on a sponsors invite but she also got a sponsors invitation to play the next LET event at Tenerife Open in 2 weeks time at Abama Golf.  Download & Like/Subscribe via Podbean, Apple Podcasts & Spotify. Thank you Fernanda all the best for 2025.

Fernando Noodt steps back into the host's chair from last week's SBC Summit Americas for today's episode of iGaming Daily, sponsored by Optimove. And today's guest is none other than Optimove's very own Motti Colman, VP of Revenue. Motti joins to discuss the challenges faced by gaming operators, particularly in scaling their operations amidst competition and rapidly evolving regulatory environments. Fer and Motti discuss the high competition, heavy regulation requiring businesses to walk a "very thin path," and lower margins operators face when trying to scale, the evolution of the competitive landscape makes it significantly harder for smaller and new operators, touching on SEO, affiliation, paid ads and more. As well as customer retention, and owning customer loyalty. The guys also discuss the Brazilian market, with Motti sharing insights on conversion rate and FTDs since the market became regulated. Motti gives advice for smaller companies navigating the market and the richer competition, the use of gamification, and how technology such as AI can help level the playing field. Host: Fernando NoodtGuests: Motti ColmanProducer: Anaya McDonaldEditor: Scott FultoniGaming Daily is the official podcast of SBC Summit Malta. Taking place from 10-12 June at the Intercontinental in Malta, SBC Summit Malta is the definitive casino and betting event where European companies and professionals converge to explore cutting-edge insights, gain transformative skills, and forge impactful connections with senior decision-makers. Get your tickets now at sbcevents.com.iGaming Daily is also now on TikTok. Make sure to follow us at iGaming Daily Podcast (@igaming_daily_podcast) | TikTok for bite-size clips from your favourite podcast. Finally, remember to check out Optimove at https://hubs.la/Q02gLC5L0 or go to Optimove.com/sbc to get your first month free when buying the industry's leading customer-loyalty service. 

LA GUARIDA DEL SITH – CAMINO A LA PERDICIÓN (PELÍCULA) ️ La redención, los disparos con silenciador y el arte de contar más con una mirada que con cien balas. En esta ocasión, nos metemos de lleno en la adaptación cinematográfica de Camino a la Perdición, dirigida por Sam Mendes y protagonizada por un silencioso y demoledor Tom Hanks, un Paul Newman en estado de gracia y un Jude Law que huele a muerte. Ojo: el cómic lo desgranamos con saña y cariño en Zaborra Sobrevalorada, así que aquí solo nos centramos en el film, en su fotografía de postal deprimente, su banda sonora de lágrimas contenidas y esa violencia tan elegante que hasta los tiroteos parecen coreografías de ballet irlandés. ENLACE https://go.ivoox.com/rf/147159831 ️ Nos acompañan los mafiosos más carismáticos de nuestra familia sonora: Miguel Ángel, el que siempre lleva el sombrero. Fer, con mirada de asesino profesional pero corazón de cinéfilo. Ricky, el que dispara frases más rápido que su sombra. Y cómo no, El Mamado Lidel, que en este episodio… no necesita silenciador. Un análisis serio, pero no solemne; profundo, pero con chascarrillo. Porque en La Guarida del Sith, hasta las tragedias tienen su punto de humor… negro, como el traje de Hanks.

Après une première demi-heure à s'échauffer, les Grandes Gueules montent au créneau : un face à face toujours brûlant dans le bras de Fer, la Punchline et pour finir, la rubrique que nos GG craignent : le débat caché ! C'est le programme de 10h00 à 11h00 dans les Grandes Gueules du Sport.

Après une première demi-heure à s'échauffer, les Grandes Gueules montent au créneau : un face à face toujours brûlant dans le bras de Fer, la Punchline et pour finir, la rubrique que nos GG craignent : le débat caché ! C'est le programme de 10h00 à 11h00 dans les Grandes Gueules du Sport.

Après une première demi-heure à s'échauffer, les Grandes Gueules montent au créneau : un face à face toujours brûlant dans le bras de Fer, la Punchline et pour finir, la rubrique que nos GG craignent : le débat caché ! C'est le programme de 10h00 à 11h00 dans les Grandes Gueules du Sport.

El monólogo de Fer celebra el 'Día de las contraseñas'... ¿por qué? "Otra vez me ha tocado cambiarla en el trabajo..."

El monólogo de Fer hoy ha servido para casi visualizar lo que va a pasar en el cónclave: "

Hoy nos acompañan Arturo, Fer y Daniel de "El Volcancito Show", un programa con análisis, debates y toda la emoción que rodea a Club Tigres.  Suscríbete a su canal aquí. Síguenos en Facebook, Instagram y Tiktok. Suscríbete al canal de Incomparables. Apoya este proyecto adquiriendo una playera, sudadera o bandera de Aguerridos.

En este episodio especial de Rollos de Mujeres Podcast, Ana y Fer tienen la oportunidad de conversar con alguien cuya voz y presencia probablemente ya conoces: Joeseph Martínez, meteorólogo de Noticiero Telemundo 44 en Washington, D.C. La química entre Ana, Fer y Joeseph hace que esta conversación sea tan entretenida como educativa. Dale play al episodio completo y acompáñanos en esta charla fascinante sobre vientos, tormentas y mucho más. Para conocer más sobre Joeseph, síguelo en Instagram. Y también únete a la familia de Rollos de Mujeres en las redes sociales, y suscríbete a nuestro boletín para que te enteres de nuestros episodios y artículos nuevos. INSTAGRAM FACEBOOK TIKTOK YOUTUBE @fernandalefon Y en http://www.rollosdemujeres.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Merriam-Webster's Word of the Day for April 29, 2025 is: furtive • FER-tiv • adjective Furtive describes something that is done in a quiet and secret way to avoid being noticed. It can also mean "expressive of stealth" or "sly" (as in "a furtive look"), or "obtained underhandedly" (as in "furtive gains"). // We exchanged furtive smiles across the table, carefully not to attract the teacher's attention. See the entry > Examples: "Like cardinals, Carolina wrens have slowly and gradually immigrated into New Brunswick and other areas of the Maritimes…. So if we look at this little bird, what do we see? First, it 'looks' like a wren, meaning it's small with a cocked-up tail and a fairly long beak. It would also have a rather perky behaviour and furtive movements. Its coloration is quite striking, being a rich earthy brown above and deep caramel below, and another distinctive feature is a prominent white line over each eye." — Jim Wilson, The Daily Gleaner (New Brunswick, Canada), 27 Mar. 2025 Did you know? You can't steal someone's heart without capturing their attention, nor can you steal someone's thunder without hijacking their audience's attention. But attention is something most thieves would rather avoid; whether stealing a glance or a diamond, one must be furtive or risk getting caught in the act. When first used in written English in the early 1600s, furtive meant "done by stealth." It later adopted the less common meaning "stolen" or "obtained underhandedly." Whichever meaning you choose, the word has a fittingly elusive ancestry, either stepping into English via the French furtif or coming directly from that word's ancestor, the Latin furtivus, itself a descendent of fur, meaning "thief."

Esta semana, desde Washington D.C., Ana y Fer conversan con la reconocida periodista Lori Montenegro en un episodio íntimo y poderoso. Lori comparte cómo el periodismo llegó a su vida, el impacto de su madre en su camino profesional, y las coberturas más memorables de su carrera. También reflexiona sobre la importancia de los mentores, la resiliencia y cómo los gestos de humildad —como los del presidente Barack Obama— marcan para siempre. Un episodio lleno de inspiración, lecciones de vida y orgullo latino. ¡Escúchalo ya!