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A whimsical journey through an eccentric Butler's mind indulging in banter on Planet Carb.

Keep Calm And Cauliflower Cheese


    • Sep 26, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekdays NEW EPISODES
    • 41m AVG DURATION
    • 224 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Keep Calm And Cauliflower Cheese

    Hula Hula, the search for Windy Miller, the iPhone blue message,British people and the Ant correlation

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2022 39:17


    Hula Hula, the search for Windy Miller, the iPhone blue message,British people and the Ant correlation

    The Creepy Crawley season, Pumpkin Spice the new nightmare, slapping away cramp, both cheeks sore, Snake head soup.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2022 41:37


      The Creepy Crawley season, Pumpkin Spice the new nightmare, slapping away cramp, both cheeks sore, Snake head soup.

    The Great British Queue, Lost without luggage, the Vaping driver, the versatile rubbish sack

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2022 43:57


    The Great British Queue, Lost without luggage, the Vaping driver, the versatile rubbish sack

    Keep the Cup and Saucer, Ploughing for Potatoes, the Corgi’s bite, Trousers falling whilst rubbish surfing!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2022 40:03


      Keep the Cup and Saucer, Ploughing for Potatoes, the Corgi's bite, Trousers falling whilst rubbish surfing!

    Elizabeth the Great Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2022 43:43


      Elizabeth the Great Part 2

    Elizabeth the great Part 1.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2022 28:04


      Elizabeth the great Part 1.

    The Great vinegar disaster, Alexander de Pfeffel Au Revoir! Protective Mature Cheddar eye cream, The most interesting man in the world with ponytail, Bottom bitten.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2022 39:38


    The Great vinegar disaster, Alexander de Pfeffel Au Revoir! Protective Mature Cheddar eye cream, The most interesting man in the world with ponytail, Bottom bitten.

    Egg Diet, Curry Gull, Lost underwear, Ginger stem biscuits, Apple Cider Vinegar helping fractures!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2022 40:17


      Egg Diet, Curry Gull, Lost underwear, Ginger stem biscuits, Apple Cider Vinegar helping fractures!

    #HGW, #hotgirlwalk, Jellied Eels, Pie & Mash. The Letter W, The Bearded Texan Yogi

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2022 40:53


      #HGW, #hotgirlwalk, Jellied Eels, Pie & Mash. The Letter W, The Bearded Texan Yogi

    Can I do the Bluegrass and Barbecue without the 5K run? Uneven Tan, a shirtless Freddie, White nostril hair

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2022 41:18


      Can I do the Bluegrass and Barbecue without the 5K run? Uneven Tan, a shirtless Freddie, White nostril hair

    A British Ode to the Breakfast Burrito..an insiders view!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2022 44:25


      A British Ode to the Breakfast Burrito..an insiders view!

    Bodily noises in Songs, Nordic Noir detective googling, crumbly Ginger biscuits, take your kettle on holiday with you.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2022 42:58


      Bodily noises in Songs, Nordic Noir detective googling, crumbly Ginger biscuits, take your kettle on holiday with you.

    Cascades of August sunlight through the avenue of trees, Toggling his stick shift, Are you a hell yes okay person or hell no ok okay person? A better quality of rubbish…

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2022 42:52


      Cascades of August sunlight through the avenue of trees, Toggling his stick shift, Are you a hell yes okay person or hell no ok okay person? A better quality of rubbish.

    Joe the philandering Uber Driver, Toxic Urine, No Shorts Heatwave, Was Eeyore the first Emo?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2022 42:34


    Joe the philandering Uber Driver, Toxic Urine, No Shorts Heatwave, Was Eeyore the first Emo?

    Panpipeadopoulos, Cider Vinegar on warts,Castor oil packs, all rodents are villains, phallic tombstone.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2022 41:51


      Panpipeadopoulos, Cider Vinegar on warts,Castor oil packs, all rodents are villains, phallic tombstone.

    Tea Challenge:Yorkshire Vs Tips, Spittoon dumping, Best Biscuit Dunker, Dirty Texting Finger, Trotsky giveaway.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2022 41:29


    Tea Challenge:Yorkshire Vs Tips, Spittoon dumping, Best Biscuit Dunker, Dirty Texting Finger, Trotsky giveaway.

    Schnozle Snippers, Caked on the shoe, Snakes Cometh, Prince Harry’s knickers, The Norwegian Walrus, Hurt by a Pawn.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2022 42:05


      Schnozle Snippers, Caked on the shoe, Snakes Cometh, Prince Harry's knickers, The Norwegian Walrus, Hurt by a Pawn.

    Sensitive Golf, The Greek bedpan cometh, Lack of Spatial awareness-Bonking into things, Droopy Ear lobes,Ear wax and Artichokes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2022 41:25


      Sensitive Golf, The Greek bedpan cometh, Lack of Spatial awareness-Bonking into things, Droopy Ear lobes,Ear wax and Artichokes

    Cocktails in a Bin, Queen’s Guards feeling the heat, Kilt or you wilt, British Grub for Yanks, Heat insanity.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2022 39:32


      Cocktails in a Bin, Queen's Guards feeling the heat, Kilt or you wilt, British Grub for Yanks, Heat insanity.

    Wispy Tash, Mullet laden, Aussie Golfing Magician. “All because the Lady loves…”. Bath loving Men, Interrupting Bag-pipes.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2022 39:45


      Wispy Tash, Mullet laden, Aussie Golfing Magician. "All because the Lady loves...". Bath loving Men, Interrupting Bag-pipes.

    Red Heat Warning, Parliamentary Petulance, Pork Markets, Tuna Mayo, Ice yer Pants

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2022 40:06


      Red Heat Warning, Parliamentary Petulance, Pork Markets, Tuna Mayo, Ice yer Pants

    Snorting Eels, Freezer Tetris, Hot Flash detector, Columbo on a Friday night , Renowned Psychic’s

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2022 34:32


      Snorting Eels, Freezer Tetris, Hot Flash detector, Columbo on a Friday night , Renowned Psychic's

    Bathroom Cabinet Reshuffle, Boris Biking into the Sunset, Blood before the Bite, Hot Dog eating before Wimbledon!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2022 40:25


    I’m AllWright, The Kingdom of Loose Leaf Tea, Daddy Hero, Amazing Keto ice cream, Volcanic Dreams

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2022 45:55


    I'm AllWright, The Kingdom of Loose Leaf Tea, Daddy Hero, Amazing Keto ice cream, Volcanic Dreams

    The Greek Bedman, the delicious lingering smell of Curry, Expert in Lepidoptery, Shaving a Kiwi fruit.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2022 36:11


    The Greek Bedman, the delicious lingering smell of Curry, Expert in Lepidoptery, Shaving a Kiwi fruit.

    Say Worcestershire Sauce three times in the Mirror! Jaws the Shark, Bratwurst better than Hot Dogs

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2022 40:08


    Say Worcestershire Sauce three times in the Mirror! Jaws the Shark, Bratwurst better than Hot Dogs

    McCartney, Father’s Day, Karen in Customer service, Ziggy’s 50th, Ol Big head, String of Sausages.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2022 40:03


    Club Tropicana and Pikes Hotel, Frozen Teabags, Pant Like a dog, Roger Moore and George Washington’s Ice creams..

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2022 42:07


    Club Tropicana and Pikes Hotel, Frozen Teabags, Pant Like a dog, Roger Moore and George Washington's Ice creams..

    California, Salt-Water Dreams, Swiss Cheese Underwear, KKKaren and her Cars, Harness your inner Usain..

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2022 40:50


    A Lovely Jubbly Jubilee: The Queen’s Platinum Jubilee an eccentric take with a dash of history! Part Two

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2022 30:32


    A Lovely Jubbly Jubilee: The Queen's Platinum Jubilee an eccentric take with a dash of history! Part Two

    A Lovely Jubbly Jubilee: The Queen’s Platinum Jubilee an eccentric take with a dash of history! Part One.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2022 31:31


    Darth Vader Breathing, Mash potatoes in the Summer, Trying to buy donated bread, Whimsical Whitsun Weekend

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2022 43:17


    Darth Vader Breathing, Mash potatoes in the Summer, Trying to buy donated bread, Whimsical Whitsun Weekend

    Inflatable Pajamas, Josh Jousting, Etiquette when disposing of rubbish, Roman appendage Graffiti.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2022 41:44


    Inflatable Pajamas, Josh Jousting, Etiquette when disposing of rubbish, Roman appendage Graffiti.

    A Trifle nice, Loose birds, Secret Drinker, Oat mastication, Text From Gym.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2022 40:52


    A Trifle nice, Loose birds, Secret Drinker, Oat mastication, Text From Gym.

    Smelling of Asparagus, Snow in May, Creaky Beds, Fish Curry, VHS Roulette.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2022 41:25


    Eurovision Euphoria, Never tell a Doctor your diagnosis! Dreaming of catching, Dress up for the Derby, A designated parrot to say : “that is awesome!”.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2022 40:38


    Eurovision Euphoria, Never tell a Doctor your diagnosis! Dreaming of catching, Dress up for the Derby, A designated parrot to say : "that is awesome!".

    Siren at Night,Gym at the movies, Clamped and Towed on a Monday morning, Hairy Sea-Monster

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2022 44:12


    Siren at Night,Gym at the movies, Clamped and Towed on a Monday morning, Hairy Sea-Monster

    Sour Milk delight, Hideous Ribs, Over-stacking a chip, Adult Bibs, Dirty AirPods, “A Cooker”.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2022 39:15


    Sour Milk delight, Hideous Ribs, Over-stacking a chip, Adult Bibs, Dirty AirPods, "A Cooker".

    Flappish Pajama pants or new pants? Breakfast Burrito in the buff,National Naked Gardening day, Tractor top Trumps, Trainspotting.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2022 40:53


    Flappish Pajama pants or new Pants? Breakfast Burrito in the buff, National Naked Gardening day, Tractor top Trumps, Trainspotting.

    Tractor Ploughing a last furrow. Precarious Pineapples, Pina Colada one of your five a day!Joggers, Bleeding Bathmats, Danger of Take-away(Out) boxes.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2022 42:22


    Tractor Ploughing a last furrow. Precarious Pineapples, Pina Colada one of your five a day!Joggers, Bleeding Bathmats, Danger of Take-away(Out) boxes.

    Worst TV remote in the world, Balls in the Dishwasher, Ring Voiceover by Attenborough, Barry White saved my life!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2022 38:36


    Worst TV remote in the world, Balls in the Dishwasher, Ring Voiceover by Attenborough, Barry White saved my life!

    Sancta Georgius, the high Cyclist, Fondant Fancy freak, stuffing in the throat, Celluloid’s attractive Tory.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2022 42:01


    Sancta Georgius, the high Cyclist, Fondant Fancy freak, stuffing in the throat, Celluloid's attractive Tory

    Gen Z hate Gravy, Proud Prehistoric Cockerel, Macron’s Rug, Buff Butler’s

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2022 41:11


    Gen Z hate Gravy, Proud Prehistoric Cockerel, Macron's Rug, Buff Butler's

    The Underpants Golf ball, Moo Moo Neighbor, Avid and obsessive Knitter, Shopping Cart Etiquette, Darn socks!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2022 41:00


    The Underpants Golf ball, Moo Moo Neighbor, Avid and obsessive Knitter, Shopping Cart Etiquette, Darn socks!

    Hot Crossed Croissants, No washing at Easter, German Eggs Catapult, Stiff Hair, Pudding Suicide.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2022 40:16


    Hot Crossed Croissants, No washing at Easter, German Eggs Catapult, Stiff Hair, Pudding Suicide.

    Dump Waiter, A Log Cabin with one Loo! Best Band to break-up, Sprained finger in the Curls, a Ridiculous Roux.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2022 41:02


    Dump Waiter, A Log Cabin with one Loo! Best Band to break-up, Sprained finger in the Curls, a Ridiculous Roux.

    Missing Sock & Underwear Vortex, “I Never forget a Cheese”. Ugly Lizzard Vibrams, Mac Tottie.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2022 41:33


    Missing Sock & Underwear Vortex, "I Never forget a Cheese". Ugly Lizzard Vibrams, Mac Tottie.

    Bootiful Birthday Monarch, Sweaty Heart, Ointment labels,Shirtless at the Oscars, Frozen Strawberry Margarita for an Old Chap.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2022 43:35


    Bootiful Birthday Monarch, Sweaty Heart, Ointment labels,Shirtless at the Oscars, Frozen Strawberry Margarita for an Old Chap.

    April Foolish Fools, Back to front is best, A Biker walks into a bar..Alka-Seltzer Cocktails

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2022 40:01


    April Foolish Fools, Back to front is best, A Biker walks into a bar..Alka-Seltzer Cocktail

    Testosterone Fueled top-golf, Naked Man eats Sausage roll, Devil’s Bun’s, Gravy and Pasta, Sweat-pant Superpowers.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2022 40:09


    Testosterone Fueled top-golf, Naked Man eats Sausage roll, Devil's Bun's, Gravy and Pasta, Sweat-pant Superpowers.

    Composting your old Apples, Squidward Tiki Land, Miraculous Classy Euro Cartoon, Aromatherapy Fart blanket.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2022 29:59


    Composting your old Apples, Squidward Tiki Land, Miraculous Classy Euro Cartoon, Aromatherapy Fart blanket.

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