Keep Calm And Cauliflower Cheese

Baking soda and vinegar inflated condoms, one finger salute whilst grasping a banana in clay, would you like a cuppa tea?

Queque Arse cracks at the Moonport, Hairy Kiwi skin,Hangover Museum, Girthy Wotsit's.

Breaking News-Spurs Win! Sting's Herculean challenge at Red Rocks.

Smooth Uber, enlargement cream, Hair Lube, Hot Meat injector, Collins crush, Venison Dog Food tasting.

Bridal Stump, Rattlesnake Mega-Den, Mini Crochet hook

Linen suit, The Inbetweener Store, The Benedict Effect, Faceman, A-Team Dental

Old Boy Charcuterie board, Egg in a Tea Kettle, Lusty MadLibs, Black Licorice Sling shot, Toilet Golf, Airplane Radio Show.

Jumping Spiders, Blue Balls of Death, Banned Easter Egg hunt, You never win an argument, taking the piss out of Brit Teeth, Rory the randy Bus driver

Old Fish Friday, The Mullet and the Merkin, the Golden toilet heist

The 17th Century Agony Aunt, British Polite-ism's, Gen Z Americans love of Brit slang

  The wild peeing golfer, Drugged Salmon,Dominant Yoda, Madam Discipline

Penis seen from space, Guinness records hairiest face, Referees Testicle Bitten, Butter stick for lips

Banana Pudding Ice Cream, The Belgian Detective Mustache,Poor sleeping and conspiracy theories, Chauffeur Secrets

Monkey tail Bananas, Bobbing for Brussels, Bourbon Water Pick, American Foods a British man would hate.  

A thick Fisherman's jumper, Spornosexuals, Sheep cuddling, Marmalade festival

Manilow saved my trousers, Elephantiasis in the trousers, Dad bod destroyer

Crumbly Dog Poo, Bison Belly, Egg extra, Presidents as Wrestlers.

Beige on Beige : "have you joined a cult?" Being Spurs, Spy Peacoat

The Perfect Glove, Starbucks with no Loo roll, Snow laden Rats love Jazz,Missus turned into a Toffee Crisp.

Curry Vs Furry, Plums and Gums, The Role playing dentist, a Kissing career, Hawking and King Charles Toes.

Cadbury Cream Eggs and Soldiers, Snow Angels on the Radio,It's Bananas with a Long Monkey tail,The Reverse Strip-tease

Chappy in a Haunted British Wood at Christmastime Part Two

Corporate Weirdos Incorporated, The smell of an expensive cigarette, intrusive scanning, a hairy European blockage

McCartney, Great days, The reclined passenger, Musky Crack.

The Bestest Bread Rolls, Turkey Trots, the least festively frisky tunes,Brown Friday

ohhhh Ozempic, How should one wipe? The Dull Mans club

Failed Roomba Election predictor, How awful is my hearing? A new way to efficiently peel a potato.

The Drug that altered my mind, Turkey in a pillow case, The phallic Turkey moistener

Man in Thong, Whale Tails all the way!Tea Bag sling-shot

Arnie's Wood, Egg bound, Crazy Corgi's

The worlds oldest cheese, Cheese sniffing through a sock, The cheese connoisseur

Men and Shopping, Men an Breasts, A Vicars Orgy

Testing the integrity of the American Versus the British Zipper/Flies. Hostages and Sausages

Chappy in Vegas: the dodgy flight, my bad Karaoke, lovely people!

Vegas Cherry Popped, Bathing with a Corgi, Randy Andy, What's in your Pantry?

Underwear shopping, Bottom lifting cream, reversing and eradicating twelve superstitions on Friday 13th!

The Pizza Pull, Sophie Concert,Bears coming out of Hibernation,Radio Jenga, Sausage on a hefty power tool.

  Spicy Chap,Text in bed, Tator Tot obsession renewed,Reckless Driving podcast.

I should not wear White Trousers, Doobie Brothers concert, Radishes

Genius Underwear, Orange Juice Millionaire,Bad Etiquette, #furrynation, The Chappy Chase

Ice Cream Vs Gelato, No over-whipping, healthier to sleep in the nude

Chicago Stuffed Pizza, Kenny Sax and voice, Boney Headphones

Jumping a five bar gate whilst loose, Uber ratings, resurgence of Cantaloupe, an overpraised American

Queen Bee and Queens Purse, the lost Kangaroo, Unsuccessful Chocolate taster

German Toe nail clippers, Indian hot Vindaloo

The Rona,Pig worm Butt,BO Uber driver, Toilet wing mirrors, Melty Choc-ice

The Great Sausage Euro 2024 prediction game.

An English Dental philosophy, The 4th July Face-off 250 years later! Dog Ear plugs, Early rooting.

The Eurovision Wrong contest, Soothsayer Soccer games: predictions through Cured meats and Cheese!