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Send us a textOh baby we are sooooooo back!!! We can't think of a better premier episode of any show, ever. It's season 3, episode 1 of "The Gilded Age" and the gentle drama has already begun! There's snowball fights, coughing fits, fights over whether or not to use the good silver, and surprise divorce! The show has truly found its footing and the relationships are so deep and beautiful. We cannot wait to see what happens this season when Bertha can't control her run away daughter! Will Gladys marry for love or will she be forced to marry for power? Will Bertha give up control and let her daughter be happy? Will Jack's big clock make him a millionaire? Will George unbutton his shirt so we can see his thick, glossy chest hair? Let's hope! All that and so much more on this season of Mummy Dearest Podcast! Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes!

Send us a textThis week on Mummy Dearest Podcast we're unwrapping Season 3, Episode 3 of "And Just Like That...". Ya'll, I don't know how much we have left in us for this show. And we're using the word show loosely. Between Harry wetting his raw selvedge Japanese denim, Charlotte's traumatic brain injury, and Carrie's truly demonic relationship with Aiden it's beginning to feel like we jumped the shark. Or the laptop. How much longer are we going to have to wait for Carrie to be invited into Aiden's house? Who is the Adderall really for? Will the hot guys bread company survive this recession? Honestly, who cares. All that and not much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast!Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes!

Send us a textWow you guys and gays and girls, we're back! It's been a long month since we've given you any free content but here we are, feeding you with the sweet mana from heaven that is "And Just Like That...". We dive deep into episodes 1 and 2 and discuss everything from lesbian nuns to secret rendezvous at the M&Ms store to the vile feeling of table side guacamole being prepared while you maintain eye contact with the waiter. It's an absolute blast and we're so happy to be back with you all during this very emotionally trying time (a new season of "And Just Like That..." is something very intense and draining and we must stick together now more than ever!) Enjoy this week's episode! New episodes every Friday!Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes!

Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane along with Donny and Chelsea, of I Am the Cute One podcast, unwrap the 1997 action-adventure/romantic epic TITANIC. In this episode we will unwrap the first VHS of this masterpiece before we move over to I Am the Cute On to discuss the second VHS with Donny and Chelsea! This cross-over event will bring you endless laughs, reciting of lines, next-level-insane tangent stories, and of course the nostalgia that is Titanic. So celebrate the 113th anniversary of this tragedy with four unhinged and mentally questionable podcast hosts! Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes!

Send us a textThis week on Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane unwrap 2001's pre-9/11 floptina: "Rock Star". The duo discuss everything from 90's square hole gel deodorant to child performances of Riverdance. Zach insults Sloane multiple times but she honestly deserves it and they discuss what bin Laden was doing while "Rock Star" was getting ready for its release date. All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast! Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes!

Send us a textIn this week's episode Zach and Sloane unwrap the 2006 fashion girly, anti-rom-com, The Devil Wears Prada! In this movie we realize that all men really are trash? and so are your friends? We've surely never seen worse friends than the ones in this movie. We dive head first into this movie and the time period that made us all Fashion Merchandising majors that really meant we would just work at retail stores as free labor masking as an internship. Throw on your Dolce & Gabbana sling backs, call Patrick, and enjoy the show!Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes!

Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane saw what Bravo was handing us on an eco friendly platter and had to consume all of it and then share it with you. The 30-minute, return-to-form reality program about Denise Richards and her family is a true masterpiece and work of art you all need to get your eyes on. It's 21 minutes on Peacock! Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes!

Send us a textThis week on Mummy Dearest Podcast, Zach and Sloane unwrap 2007's  rom-com-cum-war-drama: Atonement. This episode is filled with thought provoking questions like: should Kiera Knightly be doing Netflix action films or should she have died tragically in her late 20's? Zach waxes poetic about Kiera's gorgeous cankles and lithe body and Sloane has some harsh words for Benedict Cumberbatch. All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest!Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes!

Send us a textHey sweet babies, this week Zach and Sloane are unwrapping the hyper-realistic/completely unrealistic 90's alien think piece, Contact! For those of you who have seen this, I'm assuming we're all on the same page regarding Jodie's hair and wardrobe during the black tie gala scene...? You guys know what happens when you give Zach and Sloane a space movie with existential dread as a theme and we really dive in, so buckle up for this wild ride into deep space... or Jodie Foster's subconscious? We love you! Zach & SloaneSupport the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes!

Send us a textThis week on Mummy Dearest Podcast, Zach and Sloane unwrap 2006's magical sci-fi prank war rom-com: "The Prestige". This movie has it all: rival magicians, steampunk inventions, bird death, Michael Caine's indecipherable accent, Piper Perabo drowning, Hugh Jackman and a legion of clones, Nikola Tesla played by David Bowie and Scarlett Johansson as a sexy magician assistant / spy. Listen to Zach and Sloane try with all their might to decipher the meaning of this film. Will they ever understand what a prestige is? Find out by tuning into this week's episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast! Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes!

Send us a textThis week on Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane unwrap 1996's heartwarming tale of animal cruelty: "101 Dalmatians". The duo discuss everything from Glenn's incredible style to the sheer hotness of the two main dogs: Pongo and Perdie. Truly, how can two animals be so beautiful and stoic and good at acting? Incredible work that deserved to be recognized by the Academy! Zach wonders why anyone would ever want to own a dog and touches on the time he saw the Bodies exhibit in a casino. Sloane tells a story about her grandfather's soul inhabiting her dad's dog's body. And of course they both mention dog genitals multiple, multiple times. All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast! Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes!

Send us a textThis week on Mummy Dearest Podcast, Zach and Sloane unwrap 2025's straight-to-Peacock widow rom-com: "Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy"! This is the 4th installment in the Bridget Jones series so you probably know what to expect: sweet but bumbling Bridget squints her way into the hearts of everyone she encounters with her messy hair, sloppy outfits, and pouty little lips. What Zach and Sloane neglected to mention was her friend Tom's concerning health guru / cult leader hair, so please excuse them for not discussing that at length. The movie is predictable but also predictably cute and the perfect thing to watch if you're home sick or if you're above the age of 35. So sit back, turn the volume up loud, and enjoy this week's episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast! Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes!

Send us a textHappy Valentines Week! What says romance like repressed sexuality and total devastation? Nothing! This week we're unwrapping the 2005, award winning, too-sad-to-even-cry film, Brokeback Mountain! It's a heart wrenching tale of two shepherds who meet one summer in 1960's Wyoming and spend the next 20 years twisted in a web of passion, desire, and despair. Which is why Zach and Sloane love it so much. So lock in and listen to this emotional and vulgar unwrapping of the classic queer film.Don't forget to sign up for our Patreon where, this week, We'll be unwrapping The Notebook!Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes!

Send us a textThis week on Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane unwrap every Italian-American man's favorite film: "Goodfellas"! Sloane accidentally took a melatonin and an Ambien and a Percocet and some pills she found on the body of Michael Jackson before taping this show so she's a tad slow on the uptake this episode. But don't worry, the duo spend plenty of time talking about cannolis, Strombolis and Zach's plans for his chain of Copacabana nightclubs. The pair are joined by a very special guest: Crawlie Paulie Tall Socks who regales listeners with an off-color joke from Sloane's mom. All that and SO much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast! Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes!

Send us a textThis week on Mummy Dearest Podcast, Zach and Sloane unwrap 2008's zany human trafficking classic: "Taken". Travel back to a simpler time where a soft-yet-tough Liam Neeson strong arms his way across Europe to find his missing 25-year-old 17-year-old daughter. Listen to Zach regale listeners with tales of his time as an audience member for "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno". Then indulge your senses with a thorough walkthrough of a sit down dinner at Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson's Mediterranean style house (for the 20th time.) Sit back and relax and enjoy those topics and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast! Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes!

Send us a textThis week Zach and Sloane are joined by fan favorite Hannah Brown to discuss 2000's mismarketed family feel good film: "Pay It Forward". The trio discuss everything from Patrick Bateman wedding wear to the Le Labo dupe soap that's having a moment in everyone's shopping carts. Hannah also graces our ears with a stellar Holly Hunter in "Thirteen" impression that you truly cannot miss. All that and so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest Podcast!Don't forget to follow Hannah on Instagram and TikTok! Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes!

Send us a textIn this week's episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast, Zach and Sloane unwrap 1998's will they won't they romantic comedy "Rush Hour". Sloane ponders if Jackie Chan was #MeToo'd and whether or not she'd look good with his hair from the 1970's. Zach has questions about Sloane's parenting skills and regales listeners with a horrifying tale of a time he could have saved someone's life and didn't. All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast!Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes!

Send us a textHappy New Year! This week is all about Austin Powers! Today we're unwrapping the 1997 Comedic masterpiece, International Man of Mystery and Wednesday over on the Patreon we're giving you a look into The Spy Who Shagged me! This episode brings Zach and Sloane way back to a time where kids said really inappropriate things they saw in movies they shouldn't have seen. Or when our parents would make us all say "watchu talking' 'bout Willis" to make other adults laugh. So come with us, back to the lawless land of 90's comedy!Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes!

Send us a textThis week we are unwrapping 2024's Transylvanian classic meet-cute rom-com: "Nosferatu"! Instead of writing about the review here we will just let the AI generated catchphrases from our show serve as the episode description and you just have to mark all these off on a little sheet while you're listening. It'll be like Mummy Dearest Podcast bingo. Catch 'em all!"Hey my little blood suckers.""I am Nosferatu-coded.""This is definitely a movie.""The sound editing was insane.""I will watch this every holiday.""He's in love with her.""I want cone hats and veils!""I felt like I was going insane.""I need that sexy vampire film!""I just wanted more out of it.""I want $4 million, I want nothing.""I will never trash an Eggers movie.""I do think he ruined it.""I think that's fucked up."Enjoy this week's episode more than Sloane enjoyed Nosferatu!Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes!

Send us a textThis week on Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane unwrap the hotly debated is it or isn't it Christmas classic: "Die Hard". The duo discuss the need to unwind after a long day and "mentally goon" in lieu of social interaction. Sloane defends the right for "Die Hard" to be a Christmas movie and then moments later debates herself in a dizzying feat of mental gymnastics. But the real treat this episode is Zach's tale of getting airlifted out of an elevator by a team of Rhode Island's finest EMTs and firefighters. It's a death defying episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast, so don't miss it! Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes!

Send us a textHappy holidays everybody! This week we're unwrapping the 90's holiday classic, Home Alone! We've all seen it a million times but have you SEEN it? Because Zach and Sloane have some opinions. Zach also makes Sloane cry really hard when he talks about his mom's hands and of course share some holiday stories and improprieties. The episode is wild.We hope your'e enjoying your holiday season!xoxoZach and Sloane Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes!

Send us a textHappy holidays everybody! Do you like your holiday films devastating? Well look no further! In this episode Zach and Sloane unwrap the the feel good/bad, holiday dramedy The Family Stone. Sloane of course cries and discloses TMI about her parental relationships while Zach gushes about his mama's boy tendencies.So settle in, cozy up, light a candle and listen to another off the walls episode of Mummy Dearest!Happy holiday, we love you!Zach & SloaneSupport the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes!

Send us a textHappy holiday season, sweet babies! We're kicking it off with a thorough unwrapping of the nostalgic 90's family thriller, Hook, Directed by an up and coming newbie, Steven Spielberg with music by unknown indie composer, John Williams. In this episode Sloane and Zach dive deep into their childhoods only to understand that Zach has Peter Pan syndrome and Sloane has daddy issues... so nothing new. Just your standard, run of the mill holiday episode from Zach and Sloane. We also talk shit about a few people so, enjoy!Happy holidays everyone!Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes!

Send us a textWe did it you guys, we finally made it to Gladiator II week and we spent a collective 9 hours in the theater. We did it all for the glory of Rome. Listen everyone, we were disappointed. Sloane more than Zach but also Zach. Was it a movie? Sure. Was is Gladiator worthy? No. Should we take away the director's license from 86 year old men... YES. From monkeys with skin diseases to monkeys with bestowed political power, and Denzel's modern take on a bisexual roman empire merchant extraordinaire, you could say things felt... disjointed. Whether you enjoyed this movie, haven't seen it, or loved it, listen to our recap and tell us what you think! We want to hear from you!Love you!Zach and SloaneSupport the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes!

Send us a textNothing like starting your week with a call back to the 2004 Jerry Bruckheimer production, National Treasure. Now, we know things might feel a little... untethered, politically, at the moment, but we're here to remind you of a time where maybe living in America felt different? A time where Urban Outfitters had 4 foot tall dressing rooms, where a 7 foot tall man could easily take the Declaration of Independence, where Justin Bartha was getting work. You know, before Ned Stark (Sean Bean) but after Paul Serone (Jon Voight). If this movie feels nostalgic and fun but you haven't watched it since the 2000's, we recommend you do not rewatch it unless you actually are a Free Mason. Have a great week ahead and don't forget to sign up for Patreon for another episode coming Wednesday!Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes!

Send us a textWell you guys, we finally did it. We actually unwrapped our favorite holiday film, 2013's Prisoners starring Jake G. and Hugh Jackman! In this episode you'll hear a lot about the movie and I mean a lot. Sloane is a BIG Prisoners head. She comes with facts, dates, receipts, at one point she has to go back and re-watch the last 5 minutes while we're recording (edited out). We also go off about 90's kids and being scared straight into not being kidnapped but also being given ample freedom and independence where we could've been kidnapped at any moment. We hope this gets you into the chilly November/Holiday mood like it does for us!Happy holidays!Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes!

Election week is here and Mummy Dearest podcast has you covered with the patriotic and action packed American thriller, Air Force One, starring Harrison Ford and Glenn Close! In this episode we not only discuss the film but also unwanted things that pop up on airplanes, Sloane's undying distrust of our paper-skinned frenemy, William H. Macy, Glenn Closes impeccable 90's lady boss suit separates, and so much more! Don't forget to sign up for our Patreon to help keep this podcast alive! This week we're unwrapping Election starring Reese Witherspoon! Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes!

Happy Halloween week (Halloweek?)! Please enjoy this recap of a very frightening and depressing as hell 1999 M. Night Shyamalan movie, The Sixth Sense. We've all seen it, it was the twist ending heard 'round the world. M. Night can't make a movie without society demanding a twist anymore. He's our twist guy. We talk about the movie a lot and of course there are some tangents, stories, and much more. We hope you're all having an excellent spooky season! Sign up for our Patreon for our final spooky episode of the season that drops on Wednesday! Love you all!Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes!

This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast we unwrap 1995's feel good family fun film: "Se7en". Because we are in our new era we stay very much on track for this film with only a few detours! Zach talks about his love of strip clubs that serve brunch and Sloane tells a story about an encounter with a stinky stripper. We ask a lot of important questions this episode like: what does Kevin Spacey's daily schedule as this serial killer look like? Does he ever get cozy and watch Frasier? All this and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast!Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes!

This week on Mummy Dearest Zach and Sloane unwrap the wildly popular Quentin Tarantino film, Pulp Fiction. Sloane has seen it many times with film bros that later have to buy her Plan B on Halloween, and Zach has never seen it.Not only do we talk about the movie 95% of the time but we also manage to include a "Chicken Stroganoff" recipe from Sloane's mom, the darkness that Quentin harbors, and an idea for a new British reality dating show called Body Reveals that might already exist now that I think of it. All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest!Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes!

This week on Mummy Dearest Zach and Sloane planted their butts in a theater seat to bring you a recap of the musical follow up to 2019's Joker, Joker: Folie à Deux. If you have the internet then you know this sequel is polarizing. The technical and film savvy incel bro is hurt and feels cheated of their Joker, while the dramatic and creative queers claim to "get it". Find out where your favorite podcasters land in this hot-off-the-presses episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast.Additionally, SPOILERS AHEAD!Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes!

Hello you sweet little tomatoes. After a looooong hiatus Mummy Dearest Podcast is BACK and probably the same as ever! To whet your whistle for what's sure to be an exciting season, Zach and Sloane recorded a little intro episode to catch everyone up to speed. They discuss their ailments, the Menendez brothers, more ailments, and try to figure out why Ryan Murphy is the way he is. It's a short but sweet episode to prepare you for what's to come this season! Stay tuned because Zach and Sloane are so f'ing back and they missed you so f'ing much!Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes!

This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast we're unwrapping 2001's freaky musical romance extravaganza: Moulin Rouge! Join us as we delve into Baz Luhrmann's fever dream of a film where every scene features at least 14 songs mashed together. We discuss fück a$$ bobs, narcoleptic Argentinians, our hatred for the song "Roxanne" except for the tango version in this movie, and John "Leguizamito". All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast! Support the Show.Visit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes!

Everyone in the world is waiting patiently for November 2024. It will go down in history as one of the most historically significant events. We have waited with breath that is baited. Are we talking about the election? Of course not. We are talking about the theatrical release of "Gladiator 2" obviously! Vanity Fair was kind enough to wet our whistles and other parts of our bodies by releasing a few photos from the "Gladiator 2" set and needless to say, Sloane is unwell. All she has ever wanted to see is Pedro in a leather skirt covered in mud and bodily fluids. Today, July 1, 2024, her prayers were finally answered. Tune in to listen to two very mentally unstable people gush over biceps, leg hair, leather and the curls of a 50 year old Chilean man on this special mini episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast!Support the Show.Visit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes!

We're so f**king back! This week Zach and Sloane bring you the 1960's musical? comedy? "That Thing You Do!" It was written and directed by Tom Hanks, the man Zach believes is responsible for the Covid mask mandate. Aside from conspiracy theories, Zach and Sloane also discuss what Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson would serve for a casual outdoor dinner with friends. Zach asks Sloane about her best day-to-night rockabilly fashions and Sloane tells Zach how much she enjoys the taste of envelopes because she wasn't allowed dessert as a child. All that and so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest Podcast! Support the Show.Visit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes!

This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane unwrap 1999's bullet bending sci-fi latex coated fight fest: "The Matrix".  The duo discuss which pill they'd take (blue, duh, they don't want to know anything!) and find out Laurence Fishburne and Sloane are the exact same age.  Zach and Sloane also talk about the lime green color of  almost all 90s clothing, listening to Prodigy coded music while using a family computer and telling all their secrets to the very first A.I. device: AOL's Smarter Child. All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast!Support the Show.Visit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes!

This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane unwrap the 1996 romance/sports/comedy film Jerry Maguire. This movie took  the world by storm in 1996. It had everyone yelling "Show me the money!" and saying "You complete me" to their significant others. Now almost 30 years later it is taking Zach and Sloane by storm once again. In this episode you'll hear the duo explain the very specific nostalgic feeling the song Secret Garden by Bruce Springsteen gives them, you'll hear Zach and Sloane's google search history, they make a wild proclamation  about Tom Cruise, and agree that everyone needs a Subway deli counter in their kitchen. All that and much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest!Support the Show.Visit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes!

Well everyone, we thought that our three year anniversary was a great time to revisit the sequel to The Mummy (1999), The Mummy Returns! We love you with all of our hearts and we hope you enjoy this episode where we unwrap part of a very special franchise to us. In this episode we hear from Sloane's son, Rex. The 7 year old film bro gives his opinions on the bad CGI and, in his opinion, lack of fighting. Zach and Sloane also delve back into what got them here in the first place; the in-your-face bisexuality of this masterpiece, and plenty of tangents to spare. All that and so much more in this episode of Mummy Dearest!Support the Show.Visit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes!

This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane unwrap the seventh installment of the Fast & Furious franchise, Furious 7! In this episode Sloane asks a gobsmacking amount of plot questions, we revisit the disaster of trying to podcast about the first movie, we both come to the conclusion that See You Again is a top tier ballad after hearing a beautiful story about Sloane's experience with the song, and Zach gets choked up discussing the final scene. Let us know if we should go through the entire franchise!Trigger Warning: TONS of Sloane discussing WWE.Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes!

This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane unwrap the 2001 threequel, Jurassic Park III. In this episode the podcasting duo discuss their own divorced dad vacations, the will they/won't they between the early 2000's action/adventure power couple William H. "Paper Skin" Macy and Téa Leoni, the similarities between the missing boy in the movie and Sloane's smoke bomb wielding child, Laura Dern's hip hugging bootcut jeans and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest!Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes!

This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane are joined by writer Kirthana Ramisetti for an unwrapping of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind that turns into a discussion about Real Housewives, Vanderpump Rules, and Summer House. This is Zach's first time seeing this movie and there was definitely a sound reason he avoided it all these years. We all know how a manic pixie dream girl in a 2000's film freaks him out. Kirthana brings a refreshing and calming presence to the discussion and brilliantly ties both Bravo and Eternal Sunshine together. All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest!Follow Kirthana on Instagram!Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes!

This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane unwrap the 2007 action/thriller/Christian propaganda film, The Mist. In this episode Zach and Sloane discuss the pivotal roles they would play in an alien apocalypse survival situation using Taki's and Snapchat filters, the matching grease burns both of their moms got on major religious holidays, and their appreciation for Thomas Jane's bristly chest while discussing whether he actually is Hung (HBO, 2009) or not. All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest!Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes!

This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast, Zach and Sloane are joined by the leader of the hot girl army: fan favorite Hannah Brown! The trio discuss 1991's horny big tit chicken classic: "Rock-a-Doodle"! Sloane had never laid eyes on this film and she was pretty disturbed by what she bore witness to. Zach and Hannah were both adamant that it's a solid film and deserves a place in the kid movie hall of fame. Hannah even admits this is the third podcast she's been on where she's discussed her love of barnyard crooner Chanticleer.  Hannah and Zach do their best to explain the plot of this film to Sloane but she never really gets it. Enjoy this blast from the past on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast!Follow Hannah on TikTok and Instagram! Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes!

This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast, Zach and Sloane unwrap the 2005 sci-fi / military propaganda film: War of the Worlds. Before they get into the European terrorism of it all Sloane shares an equally disturbing anecdote from Zach's most hated location on earth: Sloane's child's elementary school. After a phallic detour the duo go balls deep into the plot of War of the Worlds and declare Steven Spielberg "one to watch" in 2024. All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast!Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes!

This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast  we're unwrapping the romantic comedy / single white female thriller: Obsessed! This movie is a nostalgic ride from start to finish. Queen Beyoncé quite literally wipes the floor (and coffee table) with Ali Larter,  but who can blame Ali? Idris Elba plays Ali's boss and you, too, would be throwing yourself at that man left, right and center. Zach and Sloane stay on-topic for the majority of this film because there was so much to discuss: villainous gay office friends, James Perse pale yellow safari shirts, skinny jeans, unnecessary belts, tiny vests, and platform peep toe Louboutin wedges. It truly is a time capsule of 2000's fashion and passion. All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast!Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes!

This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast they're going back to the decade that triggers Zach the most: the 80's. And we're covering Sloane's favorite movie of all time (other than "The Mummy" of course): The Princess Bride! It's a swashbuckling good time on this slumber party episode, full of tropes (lightning quick sand!), things that should have been edited out and weren't (Sloane!), and so much more. All on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast!The Sitcom StudyWelcome to the Sitcom Study, where we contemplate the TV shows we grew up with and...Listen on: Apple Podcasts SpotifySupport the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes!

This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast, Zach and Sloane unwrap 1998's romantic mystical fantasy film: City of Angels. This movie has it all: Nicolas Cage as an angel named Seth, Dennis Franz body surfing nude, dumpster babies, and a young Nick Offerman. It's a film that could not and would not be made in 2024. It's too wacky, too silly, and too heartfelt. Grab a pear, say a prayer and tune in to this week's episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast! Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes!

This week Zach and Sloane are joined by none other than Luke Harlan, producer, of The Gilded Age. Luke works directly with Julian Fellowes, writer and creator of The Gilded Age and Downton Abbey, to ensure that not only our historical accuracy needs are met but also our horny ones. Luke delivers a most magical and heart warming interview where he tells tales of on-set hijinks, a person story that will knock your socks off, and his hopes and dreams (that he's legally allowed to tell us) for season 3 of HBO's The Gilded Age.Make sure to follow Luke on Instagram!Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes!

We're baaaaaack! And we're here with 2004's action/horror/rom-com(?): "Van Helsing". There is much to unpack this week. Namely Hugh Jackman's wardrobe in this film. At one point we counted over 14 buckles on his top half alone! That's a serious commitment to being buckled. We also touch on topics like: post partum depression, accidentally microwaving a child, exploding vampiric children, hookah lounges, hair accessories and Josie Maran! All that and SO much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast!Support the showVisit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more!Follow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes!

This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast, Zach and Sloane are joined by the show stopping, legendary, iconic queen: Ms. Ashlie Atkinson. That's right, the bish behind Ms. Fish  joins Zach and Sloane to discuss everything The Gilded Age. The trio play F**k/ Marry/ Kill, then discuss the importance of air conditioning, breaking corsets, on-set antics, a NATHAN LANE  ADJACENT GHOST STORY and so much more. All on this very special episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast. Please follow Ashlie Atkinson on IG, Twitter and duh, watch The Gilded Age on MAX!Support the showFollow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes!

This week on Mummy Dearest , we unwrap the season 2 finale of the greatest show of all time: The Gilded Age. The finale was a perfect bow on top of a beautiful gift of a season. It had everything we've come to love and expect from The Gilded Age: Duke drama, fake friendships, Nathan Lane's southern accent, crossing the street, and Agnes being angry. What we didn't expect was a caked up George Russell sauntering around his office with skin tight clothes. Nor did we expect where the Duke ended up on the opening night of the Met and the Academy! It was a riveting finale and we unpack it all on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest!Support the showFollow the podcast on Instagram!Follow Sloane on Instagram!Follow Zach on Instagram!And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes!