This Week in Fun (Audio)

Dating site ban, Weight Watchers floor collapses, sex doll stops suicide, street-walking taxes, and more. Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Robotic Christmas, BAC record, emergency ride, funeral home drunks, and more. Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Texting your target, DWI obesity, a toilet restaurant, choir students at Hooters, and more. Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Very remote lodging, chewing gum, jailhouse pot, that's a lot of cheddar, and more. Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

A virtual wife, Goodwill ganja, porno research, clean toilet seats, and more. Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Daddy Klingon, Bug poo, Oprah ending show, ugly crime, bionic butt, and more. Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Pothead calls 911, wedding brawling, fake kidnapping, self-identifying as a terrorist, and more. Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Axe lacks effect, Yelp fights, fat recruits, Blockbuster slasher, bad teeth, and more. Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Sneezing paralysis, a May-September romance, Colonel Sanders, Halloween, and more. Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Lay-Z-Boy DWI, sex workers gone green, tweet beat, and more. Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Sex leads to social networking, tweet beat, Leo Laporte drops in, and more. Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent Guest: Leo Laporte We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Sober depression, prophylactic attraction, a rare Xbox, raccoon attack, and more. Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Taxi vomit, rat-killing TV, karaoke gone bad, a frootless effort, and more. Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Gay on Facebook, driving while texting, metal detectors, Paul Kirk, and more. Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Banana sex, Gollum, buttery bridges, man-eating birds, pee helps tomatoes, and more. Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Pigeon vs. Internet, spamless Middlesex, robbery dating, accidental porn, and more. Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Poo Girl, Burning Man, Google gets simple, Japanese Kit Kats, and more. Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Jessica Biel malware, Internet people, Beyoncé, when cows attack, and more. Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Mindless Twitter babble, gamers are old and fat, briefcase toilet, old man attacks bad drivers with bricks, and more.Tweet Your Prayers40 percent of Twitter messages 'pointless babble': studyBriefcase ToiletMan Pretends to be Disabled to Get Diaper ChangedWoodstock Generation Still Getting High. A Lot.UK UFO Sightings Spiked When Blockbusters ReleasedBrick-weilding old man attacks traffic violators with bricksWorld's largest cupcake, another one for the dumb record booksBrit bought wife jewelry every time he cheated, added up to 300k pounds, daughter sold at auction Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Action figures, UFC training, Italian Lotto, Cuba's out of T.P., when otters attack, and more.Man Goes Nuts After Mom Throws Out Action FiguresMan throws rocks at five people and tells them he was preparing for the Ultimate Fighting Championship and "he needed to practice getting knocked out so he could prepare.Thousands Fly To Italy to Play LottoCuba Almost Out of Toilet PaperWoman Attacked by OttersCucumber Thefts Baffle Australian PoliceLaziness Epidemic in BritainNanobees Sting Tumors to Death – But at What Cost?Finnish people need a hobbyBelarus keeping their schoolchildren safe from cell phone radiationThai temple helps drug users beat their addictions through vomitingTweet Beat"C-Murder" or "I'm an avid Birder""Hate Group" vs. "Feel Like Poop""Mermaid" vs. "Get Laid""Damon Weaver" vs. "Have a Fever" Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Gaydar, Super Glue, lonely on Facebook, Nurse of the Year, and more.Gaydar is RealMan's Wife and Three Lovers Superglue Penis To His LegIs It Time For Walking Helmets?World's Most Expensive WhiskeyFacebook Wants You to Stay LonelyCoffee Shops Pull Plugs on Laptop UsersMan Downloads Child Porn, Blames CatGuy sues Oprah for 1 Trillion dollars, totally reasonablePSA urges citizens to pee in the shower to save waterFake nurse awards herself "Nurse of the Year", people believe herMan watches 84 hours of "Friends" back-to-back, breaks world recordGuy who spent 6 years in prison for robbing a New Jersey bank arrested for robbing same bankTweet Beat"I need a smoke" or "Clinton joke" (from Dave Randolph)"34 Million on Food stamps" or "I have cramps""Drinking wine" or "Ben Stein" Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Italian GPS blunder, cult-like startups, tweet libel, online dating, Megan Fox, and more.Tourists Miss Island After GPS BlunderNew Startup Sound More Like a CultLibel Suit Filed Over Single TweetOnline Dating Sites Lie About How Many People Use Them and Get MarriedMegan Fox Most Popular Woman Men Would Like to Buy a Date WithU.S. May Require Anti-DWI Locks on VehiclesTrue or PooLive in a cave as a professional witchHeavy-set yarn thiefThai disease game showTweet Beat:Harry Potter or Welcome Back KotterNew Jobs or Lou DobbsHit the Sheets or Sarah Palin's TweetsHigh Score or Michael Moore Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Broken space toilet, Japanese trains, same name marriage, a big credit card bill, and more.Somebody Broke Toilet on Space StationJapanese Train Workers Use Software to Practice SmilingTransformers Fan Drank Gasoline to Gain EnergySon and his Furry pal plot to kill parents, have his penis bitten offKelly Hildebrandt is marrying Kelly HildebrandtMan gets quadrillion-dollar credit card billTasered guy bursts into flames (submitted by Tony Colonello)Tweet BeatBin Laden's Son or I've got the runsHenry Louis Gates or Jon & KateNational Mall or Ha LOLGordon Liddy or P. Diddy Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Pissed cops, drunk drivers, ATM pepper spray, Topless Nuns, and more.iPhones Used to Dodge Speed Traps, Sobriety Checkpoints. Cops PissedAccused Drunk Driver Left Beer On TrunkTopless NunTrue or PooTiger Woods loses his prideOrigins of the "green room"Facebook party and riot policeTweet BeatIvanka Trump or Take a dumpRon Paul or VolleyballEverybody Wins or Gay Porn TwinsOutrageous Attacks or Goldman SachsPlanet of the Apes or Moon Tapes Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent Guest: David Prager We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Martin in SF Chronicle, Digital Rubik's Cube, dumb dictionaries, bad French tourists, and more.Murphy-Goode Chronicle ArticleDigital Rubik's CubeMerriam-Webster Dictionary is officially dumbExpedia study ranks French as worst tourists, Japanese bestTrue or PooMan's Penis Tattoo Exonerates HimWoman Shot While Taking a CrapUrine Powered CarsThat crazy hot dog eater wins 3rd championship at Coney Island contestTweet BeatLindsay Lohan or Sasha Baron CohenSheila Jackson Lee or Have Sex With MeToo Much Drama too much ObamaGary Vee or HIV Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Web time strains marriages, porn scares kids, snack food for sex, and more.Too Much Time Online Strains MarriagesMan Blares Porn To Scare Off KidsToy Plant For Lonely JapaneseOral Sex For a Box of ChipsCheetohs Used In AssaultTrue or Poo:A Chinese farmer dug a 50ft wide, 16-meter wide hole inside his house to go fishing.A school named after Donald H. Rumsfeld.Restaurant where people pay what they think is fair. Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Employer privacy invasion, Google catches muggers, girl falls asleep while getting tattooed, and more.City of Bozeman asks for applicants Internet passwordsMaybe Trying To Avoid ThisGoogle Street View Camera Catches MuggersFun, Interactive Map of Meth Labs in Tulsa, OKGirl Falls Asleep During TattooDress Lights Up When Phone RingsCell Phone Saves Man's LifeOnly 50% of Country Music Fans Have Internet AccessTrue or Poo Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Facebook name grab, Crunchberries aren't real fruit, prison time for underwear theft, and more.The Digital TV TransitionMillions Grab Facebook User Names, Leaving Others In Their DustJudge Dismisses Suit Claiming Cap'n Crunch 'Crunchberries' Aren't Real FruitNo Company Vacations for Googlers This YearA Really Goode Job - View Applicant Videos: Who do you like?Ohio man sentenced to 9 years in prison for stealing underwear...Hundreds of snakes take over police station Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Twittering into a tree, anti-piracy puppy, prosecutor prosecuted, boy booty boosts business, and more.Man jogs into tree while using TwitterAnti-piracy pup sniffs out 35,000 illegal DVDsMiami-Dade prosecutor charged with punching pizza delivery womanWanted: Male Prostitutes at Nevada Brothel in Hopes of Boosting Business"Space Headache" a New Type of Astronaut Affliction? Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Hoarding golf balls, the penta-kidney man, Scientology fail, avian larcenist, fowl assault, and more.starbuckseverywhere: man wants to visit all starbucks in the worldLate golf crazy man hoarded 40000 ballsIndian man lives with 5 kidneysWikipedia bans Scientology editsKea parrot steals Scottish passportMan Uses Live Swan to Beat up VictimThis Week in Fun Squarespace contest candidates:"TWiF," By Aaron from New Zealand"TWiFfed," By Anton from Denmark"Freq," By Travis from Redmond, Washington"TWiFans," by By Shane from Ireland Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Geek lovers, Internet bacon, face snails, heavy momma, video games, and more.Geeks Are Better In BedEnough with the Bacon Already, InternetUtah Boy Breaks Record For Most Snails on Face550 pound Russian Woman Gives Birth To Healthy Baby BoyMore Americans Play Video Games Than Go To MoviesSoldiers Fall in Love with Robot BrethrenSoldiers Find Mates Back in US on Online Dating SitesTwittering Toilet Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Kanye angry at Twitter, a 104 year old isn't, Indian dad refuses to wash, Jay Spieden joins the fun, and more.Kanye West slams Twitter over impostorsBritish woman, 104, joins TwitterThe cat with more than 500,000 Twitter followersDirty fridge evacuates buildingAdam Lambert Way Ahead Of Kris Allen In eBay MemorabiliaIndian dad avoids washing for 35 years: report Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent Guest: Jay Speiden We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

The debut of True or Poo, a cash filled backpack, iSnort for your iPhone, Kevin Rose reinvents the mail slot, and more.Elderly man mistakes card for noisy neighborsNew Hampshire boy finds, returns cash-stuffed backpack'Swine flu party' a bad idea: US health officialiSnortCocaine user demands consumer rightsPlay him off, keyboard cat. Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent Guest: Kevin Rose We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Indiana Jones trivializes nuclear threat, Jedi police, YouTube midwifery, McCurry lawsuit, and more.Foreign minister says Indiana Jones movie trivializes nuke threatForce is strong for Jedi policePa. Woman, 85, Loses Scooter In 'repairman' Scam'90-year-old in 8mph mobility scooter takes wrong turn and ends up on highwayWal-mart employee steals electronics, then posts them for sale on employee bulletin boardMcCurry lawsuit leaves bad aftertasteFootprints in Wood Tell Story of Buddhist Monk's PrayersRussian survives drinking 8 bottles of VodkaFather delivers baby son after watching YouTube childbirth clips Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Martin's therapist speaks out about Sarah, Kazakhstan to build alien embassy, baby shaker app, a Ziploc surprise, and more.Martin's therapist comments on Sarah and Martin's relationshipKazakhstan: Government to build UFO base and alien embassyDimethyltryptamine gnomesWorld record texting contest results in a $26,000 phone billMan pretending to fall off bridge actually fallsNo toilet? No bride.'Miracle' bra saves Detroit woman from robber's bullet'Baby Shaker' game pulled from Apple's iPhone App StoreWal-mart employee steals electronics, then posts them for sale on employee bulletin boardKindergarten Teacher Sends Bag of Poop Home With StudentMaine town seeks way to get rid of dead cow stuck below river waterfall Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Kutcher's millions, Oprah, The Pirate Bay, mother-daughter twins, mile high urine, and more.Ashton Kutcher Beats CNN to 1 millionOprah's On TwitterTwitter Makes Us Indifferent To Human SufferingHalf Of Viewers Don't Understand TV Weather ReportsThe Pirate Bay Founders GuiltySwedish Museum Puts Pirate Bay Server on Display50 Year Old Mom Spends 10,000 Pounds on Surgery To Look Like DaughterMan Jailed For Urinating On Woman During FlightOne-eyed Filmmaker Rob Spence to Fill Eye Socket With Wireless Video CameraSurgeon's Find Fir Tree Growing Inside Man's Lung Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Hot chilis in the eyes, a glass of wine, tofu love, burglars on TV, Yelpers, and more.Insane Indian woman enters Guiness World Records for eating chilis (and smears chili seeds in her eyes).Glass of Wine a Day Can Lead To Shakes Later in LifeTofu lover can't get her vanity plateWoman with object fetish marries Eiffel TowerBakery Starts Using TwitterTwittering The Passion of the Christ Trinity Wall Street tells the Passion of Christ in 140-character posts.Woman Sees House Being Robbed Live On InternetYelp To Let Business Owners Comment Publicly on ReviewsMA State Rep wants people over 60 banned from nudity and pornTweet Beat:"Obama's Bow" or "ShamWow""Glimmers of Hope" or "Jesus vs. Pope""Desert of Godlessness" or "I'm a Mess" Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Welcome TechTV stalwarts, and my old friends, Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent as our newest podcast on TWiT. Watch them record live at 3p Pacific/6p Eastern/2000 UTC at http://live.twit.tv or listen to the show as a podcast. Chuck Norris Facts, Facebook helps you work, meeting strangers on Omegle, and more. Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent Guest: Ian Spector We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Had a great time with Martin via Skype and our in-studio guest, Lisa Bettany! Solid show all around. The best part? Talking to Leo after we were done with the "show" about making TWiF a full-fledged audio podcast NEXT WEEK, with video on the way! Hooray! Patience is a virtue. I'm so grateful to work with such a bunch of fabulous nerds. Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent Guest: Lisa Bettany

My goodness, I can't believe we've already had our tenth episode anniversary! It's a beautiful thing. Martin wasn't able to be in studio this time around, but I think it worked out pretty well via Skype. Enjoy the magic, plus some behind-the-scenes setup beforehand! Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent Thanks to CacheFly for the bandwidth for this show.

I feel like Martin and I are really starting to hit our stride, plus it's always a bonus to have Leo chime in during the show. Oh, and if you're unfamiliar with Tweet Beat, it's a little game we used to play when I was a guest on Martin and Jay Speiden's show, Internet Superstar. Those were some days, I tell ya! Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent Guest: Leo Laporte Thanks to CacheFly for the bandwidth for this show.

Leo and the TWiT team don't have the resources to edit and host our TWiF episodes just yet, so the awesome folks at odtv.me have been archiving them for us. The only problem is that the start/stop time of the show is a little off since we got going later than expected and weren't telling anyone exactly when to hit "record". I'll figure out a way to rectify that in future shows. But here's the good news: we've gotten so much positive feedback and requests for more, regular episodes of TWiF that we're going to try to bring the show to you on a weekly basis, starting this Friday, January 30th, at 3 PM PST at live.twit.tv! Set your calendars, bitches! And hey, thanks for the support! I'm really pleased with the response so far. Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent Thanks to CacheFly for the bandwidth for this show.

Martin and I had so much FUN with TWiF #1 that we decided to shoot another "show." (what can I say... we love to hear ourselves talk) My friends, I present to you... This WEEK in FUN #2 with bonus guest: the lovely and talented DemoGirl! Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent Guest: Molly McDonald