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While Team Totally catches up on their zzzs ahead of the knockouts, we want to tell you about our upcoming live show! Join Jimbo, the stats-tastic Duncan Alexander, the utterly Gallic Julien Laurens, the enigmatic Producer Charlie and a special mystery guest* at the Leicester Square Theatre in London's West End on Tuesday October the 8th. We'll talk about what's going on in the Premier League, discuss who'll be doing what in the revamped Champions League, and tell you tales that are just far too spicy for the regular pod. Tickets are on sale now - and you can get full details at leicestersquaretheatre.com, or by searching for 'Totally Football Show live' on your Google machine __ * The mystery guest is quite probably James Horncastle, but he's a little tied up at the moment and we can't remember if he just agreed to the show in principle when we asked him a few weeks ago or whether he did indeed 100% confirm. Keep listening to the pod and following us on X to stay up to date. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

AC Jimbo joins The Legend to talk about hockey, Roma, the dominance of English football clubs in Europe, and hockey.  1. Support EPLpod

Bardi, Nathan and Windy are joined by Football 365’s Deputy Editor, Daniel Storey (@danielstorey85), to reminisce over Andy Reid, and to discuss the etiquette of meeting AC Jimbo, the process of writing “16 Conclusions” and the Pochettino cycle. It is finished as ever with a fine dusting of Further Reading, Extra Tactics and some hipster references. Thanks for downloading, subscribe on iTunes and leave us ratings and reviews.You've been listening to The Extra Inch, a Tottenham Hotspur podcast.Production by Nathan A Clark (Twitter @NathanAClark).Email us at podcast@theextrainch.co.uk.Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheExtraInchFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheExtraInch/Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/theextrainch#Spurs #COYS #THFC See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Pat Nevin returns to the Totally Football Show alongside AC Jimbo, Julien Laurens and James Horncastle to look back on an extraordinary week in the Champions League, with a stunning performance by Liverpool and even more stunning goal by Cristiano Ronaldo. Plus…   RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Remembering Ray Wilkins (00m 40s) • PART 2: Liverpool 3 - 0 City - game over? (04m 40s)  • PART 3a: City v United preview - what does Pep do? (14m 00s) • PART 3b: Liverpool v Everton preview - Klopp to rotate for Sam’s last rodeo (18m 20s) • PART 4a: We need to talk about Ronaldo (21m 50s)
 • PART 4b: Sevilla 1 - 2 Bayern, Barca 4 - 1 Roma - a sarcophagi (36m 10s) • PART 5a: Serie A round-up; announcements and correspondence (40m 00s)    • PART 5b: The relegation battle and the Chelsea conundrum (47m 20s) • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (60m 30s)  • PART 7: Adios and Wrestlemania plug (62m 40s) 
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• [football + intellectualism = **The Game of Our Lives podcast**](https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/game-of-our-lives/id1353981875?mt=2) GET IN TOUCH: • find us [on **Facebook**,  - home of the Totally Football Quiz](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) • send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)

AC Jimbo is joined by Daniel Storey (Football 365), Matt Davies (Chelsea TV) and Sasha Goryunov (the Russian Scouser) to reflect on the Easter weekend, including Tottenham’s historic win at Chelsea, West Ham’s return to form and Pardew’s last stand at West Brom. Plus, football’s biggest b*stard, previews of Liverpool v City and the rest of the Champions League quarter-finals, and Zlatan’s extraordinary MLS debut. RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Pardew gone! (01m 10s) • PART 1b: Chelsea 1 - 3 Spurs; football’s biggest b*stard (02m 10s) • PART 1c: Palace 1 - 2 Liverpool - a dirty three points at Selhurst Park (14m 30s) • PART 2a: Everton 1 - 3 City; the CL quarter-final at Anfield preview (17m 00s) • PART 2b: Bayern v Sevilla; Barce v Roma; Real v Juve, with added Alvaro Romeo (23m 30s) 
• PART 3: Arsenal v CSKA Moscow preview; how ready are Russia for the World Cup? (30m 00s) • PART 4: Zlatan gonna Zlatan, with George Quraishi from Howler Magazine (38m 00s) • PART 5: Football League news; more podcast news from Muddy Knees Media (44m 50s) • PART 6: West Ham whup Saints and the rest of the PL weekend (48m 00s) • PART 7: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (57m 00s) • PART 8: Adios and Parts Unknown trail (60m 00s) 
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Juventus and Real Madrid handed out Champions League life lessons to Spurs and poor ol’ PSG this week.  AC Jimbo, James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and David Preece are here to give their (hot) take(s) on those games and look ahead to United v Liverpool and the rest of action in the Premier League. Plus, all the latest on what’s going on with Dulwich Hamlet RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Juve take Spurs to CL school (00m 30s) • PART 2: PSG’s meek surrender; who takes over from Unai Emery?; (14m 15s)  • PART 3a: Dulwich Hamlet update with Benji Lanyado (24m 20s) • PART 3b: Championship news; the Sanchez Watt incident (31m 00s)  • PART 4a: United v Liverpool preview (35m 00s)  • PART 4b: Chelsea v Palace preview; Arsenal v Watford preview (41m 30s) • PART 4c: more PL previews (47m 00s) • PART 5: SheBelieves Cup update (55m 40s)   • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (58m 10s)  • PART 7: Adios (60m 40s) LIVE NEWS: •  The last few tickets for [**our gig at Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March**](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/The-Totally-Football-Show-Live-tickets/artist/5242479?tm_link=artist_artistvenue_module) are available at www.ticketmaster.ie Jimbo will be joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Pat Nevin - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set. CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Find out more at the [**calmzone**](https://www.thecalmzone.net/)  
 PARISH NOTICES: • keep up to date with everything that's happening with[**Dulwich Hamlet** by following them on Twitter](https://twitter.com/DulwichHamletFC) • join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) • get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook**,  - home of the Totally Football Quiz every Friday at 1230 GMT](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a [**tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)

City picked up their first trophy under Pep, United knocked Chelsea down to fifth, Liverpool were out of this world, and West Brom need Tony Pulis. It was, as they say, quite the weekend and your Totally Football Show gang - AC Jimbo, Opta’s Duncan Alexander, Ian Irving from PLTV and Chelsea TV commentator Matt Davies - are here to analyse it all and much, much more RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Same old Arsenal as City win the League Cup (01m 40s) • PART 2: United get the better of Chelsea; why Morata needs John Terry (13m 10s)  • PART 3a: More Top Four talk (24m 00s) • PART 3b: West Brom need a miracle (or Tony Pulis); Alan Pardew’s wonky logic (25m 50s)  • PART 3c: Eddie Howe receives more middle disappointing news; Jack Butland’s blunder; Glenn Murray’s hot-streak; Royston Drenthe’s second act (28m 00s)  • PART 4a: Pizza with Pat Nevin (37m 40s) • PART 4b: Liverpool’s dirty crosses and Firmino’s no-look finishes (39m 50s) • PART 4c: England’s starting XI (44m 10s)   • PART 5a: Championship news (48m 20s)  • PART 5b: European round-up, Chinese transfer news, and Diego Costa niceness (51m 40s) • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (61m 30s)  • PART 8: Fantasy football news and adios (63m 30s) LIVE NEWS: • we’re live at **[Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/The-Totally-Football-Show-Live-tickets/artist/5242479?tm_link=artist_artistvenue_module)**. Jimbo will be joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Pat Nevin - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set. [Get your tickets now!](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/The-Totally-Football-Show-Live-tickets/artist/5242479?tm_link=artist_artistvenue_module) LISTEN TO US ON ALEXA: • ask Alexa to 'enable the Totally Football Show skill' to hear us on your Amazon dot or echo PARISH NOTICES: • join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) • get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook**,  - home of the Totally Football Quiz every Friday at 1230 GMT](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)

If you’re looking for a 60 minute digest of what went down in the Premier League at the weekend, you’re in the right place.  Caroline Barker sits in for the holidaying AC Jimbo and she’s joined by Football 365’s Daniel Storey, Ian Irving from PLTV and the one and only Sasha Goryunov to reflect on Spurs’ win over Arsenal, Man United’s loss at Newcastle and Southampton’s slide to oblivion. Plus, Champions League previews and yet more amazing club nicknames from around the globe RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Arsenal stay so Arsenal as Spurs win another derby; Dembélé, Sanchez and Davies boss it (01m 10s) • PART 2a: City 5 - 1 Leicester; Agüero’s swagger; KDB for the Ballon d’Or - the first red head to win it since… (11m 30s)  • PART 2b: Liverpool swat Saints aside; Karius improving; Saints on the slide (21m 40s) • PART 2c: Hurrah for Newcastle; Jamaal Lascelles for England?; the Sanchez conundrum (26m 00s)  • PART 3a: Russian nicknames; Juventus v Spurs CL preview (31m 30s) • PART 3b: Porto v Liverpool; ticket price nonsense (36m 50s) • PART 3c: Basel v City and the return of Ricky van Wolfswinkel (40m 30s)   • PART 3d: The Big One - Real Madrid v PSG (41m 10s) • PART 4a: Championship round-up (46m 00s) • PART 4b: The bottom of the Premier League (48m 40s) • PART 5: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers (59m 40s) • PART 6 : Adios (62m 00s) LIVE NEWS: • we’re live at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March**. Jimbo will be joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Pat Nevin - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set. [Get your tickets now](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/artist/5242479?_ga=2.222615771.1598756149.1518448946-1603489818.1517499837)! PARISH NOTICES: • join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) • get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on **[Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)**, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: • send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)

Big decisions, big balls, big misses, big scorelines, big questions - there was a bit of everything in the Premier League and around Europe this weekend, and on your brand new Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo welcomes Michael Cox, Jack Lang and Julien Laurens to analyse it all. Specifically: RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Neymar’s birthday bash (01m 00s) • PART 1b: When Harry met Salah: analysis of amazing draw at Anfield (02m 40s) • PART 2a: A new dawn at Arsenal, a bleak horizon for Everton (12m 45s) • PART 2b: Ademola Lookman at Leipzig; Michy Batshuayi at Dortmund (21m 00s) • PART 2c: Burnley hold City (25m 00s) • PART 3a: Ligue 1 and La Liga round-ups (30m 00s) • PART 3b: The third-most competitive title race in Europe; The Big Question; Championship update (35m 20s) • PART 3c: National League news; Non-League Mystery Tours; more from Middelfart (38m 00s) • PART 4: The best nicknames in football (43m 00s) • PART 5: The rest of the PL weekend (46m 00s) • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers (56m 00s) • PART 7: The Big Answer and Adios (59m 20s) LIVE NEWS: • we’re live at **Vicar Street** in Dublin on **Monday 19 March**. Jimbo will be joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and **Pat Nevin** - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set. [Get your tickets now!](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/artist/5242479?_ga=2.123132811.1872718434.1517842994-1603489818.1517499837) PARISH NOTICES: • join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) • get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on **[Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)** • send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)

If there's not enough talk of Baggio, Maldini or Dario Hubner on The Totally Football Show, why not try our brand new podcast... Golazzo: The Totally Italian Football Show. On the first outing of our brand new podcast, AC Jimbo is joined by James Horncastle and Gabriele Marcotti to fill you in on why the Serie A title race is hotter than ever, and turn back the clock to May 1999 to relive a remarkable 5-4 win for Inter at Roma - a game featuring a who's who of 90s football icons (and Mikaël Silvestre) RUNNING ORDER • PART 1a: paper review (01m 00s) • PART 1b: Serie A returns from its winter break; Naughty Radja Nainggolan (03m 30s) • PART 2: Roma 4 - 5 Inter, May 1999 - and what happened next (09m 00s) • PART 3: More nostalgia; arrivederci (22m 30s) PARISH NOTICES • get your shave on with our friends [Cornerstone](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally), who are giving you [£10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally). GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow), where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff. • send us a [tweet](https://twitter.com/TheTotallyShow): [@theTotallyShow](https://twitter.com/TheTotallyShow) • for sales and advertising email [sales@muddykneesmedia.com](mailto: sales@muddykneesmedia.com)

On the first outing of our brand new podcast, AC Jimbo is joined by James Horncastle and Gabriele Marcotti to fill you in on why the Serie A title race is hotter than ever, and turn back the clock to May 1999 to relive a remarkable 5-4 win for Inter at Roma - a game featuring a who's who of 90s football icons (and Mikaël Silvestre) RUNNING ORDER • PART 1a: paper review (01m 00s) • PART 1b: Serie A returns from its winter break; Naughty Radja Nainggolan (03m 30s) • PART 2: Roma 4 - 5 Inter, May 1999 - and what happened next (09m 00s) • PART 3: More nostalgia; arrivederci (22m 30s) PARISH NOTICES • get your shave on with our friends **Cornerstone**, who are giving you [£10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally). GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/), where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff. • send us a [tweet: **@theTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) • for sales and advertising email [sales@muddykneesmedia.com](mailto:sales@muddykneesmedia.com)

On your brand new Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo welcomes debutants Benji Lanyado and Ian Irving to the studio alongside TFS stalwart Iain Macintosh as we travel from the real Premier League to the Bostik Premier League and cover (almost) everything in-between. First up, the North London derby. Why has it taken until late-November for the Gunners to play like this - and why do Spurs continually come up short against the other title contenders away from home? Elsewhere, we marvel at the brilliance of Leroy Sane, Paul Pogba, Eden Hazard and Mo Salah as City, United, Chelsea and Liverpool all registered impressive wins. Next, we try to act surprised that West Ham’s David Moyes era got off to a shocker at Watford, and wonder where in the wide world of football Tony Pulis will pop up next. Plus: everything you ever wanted to know about sponsoring Dulwich Hamlet; Chris Coleman stands on the edge of a cliff at Sunderland; and close but still no points for Benevento. LIVE EVENT NEWS: • There’s just a week to go until our London live show on Wednesday 29 November at the Indigo at the O2, and not that many tickets left, either. Kevin Bridges is our very special guest. Join him and Jimbo, Rafa Honigstein, Iain Macintosh and Producer Ben live in London: http://bit.ly/2wmBaiW PARISH NOTICES: • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order:  https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • Save Dulwich Hamlet! https://www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding/savedulwichhamlet • Find out more about Benji’s company PicFair, proud sponsors of Dulwich Hamlet (and their Toilets Opposite Stand): https://www.picfair.com/ • and get your vote on at the FSF Awards. All sorts of categories, all sorts of awkwardness: http://bit.ly/2yy6a0s GET IN TOUCH: • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff:  https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ • send us a tweet:  @thetotallyshow

It’s an eclectic line-up for this episode of the Totally Football Show, with AC Jimbo joined in the pod by James Horncastle, Michael Cox, football finance expert Dr Tom Markham and former Monaco sporting director, Tor-Kristian Karlsen. We begin by wrapping up the events of the international break, with World Cup joy for Denmark, Sweden, Australia and Peru, tears for Ireland and Italy, and - perhaps most shockingly of all - signs of life from England in their two (goalless) glamour friendlies. After that post mortem, we turn our attention to the return of the Premier League, where the North London derby takes centre stage this weekend, hotly followed by the first meeting in a decade for José Mourinho and Rafa Benitez, and, just as excitingly, David Moyes’ debut in the West Ham dugout. Plus: a big Serie A preview; the World Crap; and a requiem for the fax machine. LIVE EVENT NEWS: • Just a fortnight to go until our London live show on Wednesday 29 November, and not that many tickets left, either. Kevin Bridges is our very special guest. Join him and Jimbo, Rafa Honigstein, Iain Macintosh and Producer Ben at the O2 Indigo: http://bit.ly/2wmBaiW PARISH NOTICES: • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order:  https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • and get your vote on at the FSF Awards. All sorts of categories, all sorts of awkwardness: http://bit.ly/2yy6a0s GET IN TOUCH: • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff:  https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ • send us a tweet:  @thetotallyshow

AC Jimbo welcomes James Horncastle, David Preece and Duncan Alexander to the pod for an international edition of the The Totally Football Show in which we lament the poor refereeing decision that ultimately cost Northern Ireland a place at Russia 2018 and wonder whether Italy will show up in their return leg against Sweden. They might need to. Also up for discussion: reassessing David Silva; brighter days ahead for Blackpool; and a taste of the Opta quiz. LIVE EVENT NEWS: • Get your tickets for our upcoming London live show on Wednesday 29 November. Kevin Bridges is our very special guest. Join Kevin and Jimbo, Rafa, Iain Macintosh and Producer Ben at the O2 Indigo: http://bit.ly/2wmBaiW PARISH NOTICES: • Christine Seddon from the Blackpool Supporters’ Trust mentioned the Fans Not Numbers campaign. Get involved here: http://bit.ly/2eFCqKz • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order:  https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • and get your vote on at the FSF Awards. All sorts of categories, all sorts of awkwardness: http://bit.ly/2yy6a0s GET IN TOUCH: • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff:  https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow

AC Jimbo is joined by Matt Scott, Rafa Honigstein, and Michael Cox for your brand new Totally Football Show, where we’re busy looking ahead to the friendly between England B and Germany, and far more important World Cup qualifiers such as Denmark v Ireland, Sweden v Italy and New Zealand’s double-header with Peru. Also on our menu: Pirlo retires; West Ham’s appointment of David Moyes; the FIFA trail begins; Amy Lawrence’s fab new Arsenal doc; and some of the worst pronunciation of Greek names you’ll ever here. LIVE EVENT NEWS: • thanks to everyone who came to see us kick off the Totally World Tour in Birmingham last night: https://www.instagram.com/p/BbRjnNCA_FR/?taken-at=227933296 • Next stop: London on Wednesday 29 November, where Kevin Bridges is our very special guest. Join Kevin and Jimbo, Rafa, Iain Macintosh and Producer Ben at the O2 Indigo: http://bit.ly/2wmBaiW PARISH NOTICES: • pre-order Rafa’s new book on Jurgen Klopp: http://amzn.eu/ijRYCxA • read Matt’s proper journalism: http://bit.ly/2jc0JS3 
 • 89: https://www.facebook.com/89thefilm/ • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order:  https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Find out more: https://www.thecalmzone.net/ GET IN TOUCH: • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff:  https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow

Football 365’s Daniel Storey makes his long-awaited debut on The Totally Football Show as he joins AC Jimbo, Iain Macintosh and Sasha Goryunov to marvel yet again at City, who put Arsenal to the sword and left United, Chelsea and Spurs in their dust. Elsewhere, Liverpool’s 4-1 win at the London Stadium meant it was Slaven Bilic’s turn to exit stage left. Also up for discussion: Celtic make history; Northern Ireland on the brink of the World Cup; and why you should never cross a seagull LIVE EVENT NEWS: • we’re looking forward to seeing you in Birmingham on Wednesday for our first live show. Still some tickets left:  http://bit.ly/2fkzsb7  • Kevin Bridges is our very special guest as Jimbo, Rafa Honigstein, Iain Macintosh and Producer Ben head to the O2 Indigo on Wednesday 29 November. Make sure you don’t miss out: http://bit.ly/2wmBaiW GET IN TOUCH: • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff:  https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ PARISH NOTICES: • get yourself a copy of Daniel’s book - a great read and an even better cause: http://bit.ly/2uftUUf • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order:  https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Find out more: https://www.thecalmzone.net/

On your band new Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo is joined by James Horncastle, Michael Cox and Julien Laurens to review another excellent midweek in the Champions League featuring two stunning performances by Spurs and Man City and a stunningly inept performance by Chelsea. Will Tottenham follow up their win against Real Madrid with defeat at home to Palace? Can City continue their exceptional start Arsenal visit the Etihad? And who will do the more shushing when Conte and Mou clash on the touchline as Chelsea face Man U? Also on our agenda: Sunderland hunt for yet another new manager; the problem with Comic Sans; and Joe Allen - he ain’t no chicken. LIVE EVENT NEWS: • The Totally Football Totally Live Totally World Tour kicks off in Birmingham next week. Jules, James H and Iain Macintosh will be joining Jimbo and Producer Ben on stage at the Glee Club on Wednesday 8 November.  There might be singing too. Get your tickets here:  http://bit.ly/2fkzsb7  • Kevin Bridges is our very special guest as Jimbo, Rafa Honigstein, Iain and Ben head to the O2 Indigo on Wednesday 29 November. Make sure you don’t miss out: http://bit.ly/2wmBaiW GET IN TOUCH: • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff:  https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ PARISH NOTICES: • it’s an especially good episode of The Totally Football League Show this week, all about the birth of AFC Wimbledon: https://t.co/DigC42eVYz • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order:  https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Find out more: https://www.thecalmzone.net/


On the latest episode of The Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo has Iain Macintosh, Rafa Honigstein and C4 News sports reporter and general polymath Jordan Jarrett-Bryan for company to look back on a triumphant weekend in the Premier League and far, far beyond. We discuss Man United’s victory over a Harry Kane-less Tottenham and ask what sort of challenge Spurs will put up when Real come to town in the Champions League? Plus, we turn out attention to Crystal Palace’s dramatic draw against West Ham, and analyse Claude Puel’s surprisingly entertaining start for Leicester against hapless Everton. And of course, there are World Champions to celebrate. We hear from Football 365’s Daniel Storey after England won the U17 World Cup to cap off a remarkable few months for the Three Lions. LIVE EVENT NEWS: • The Totally Football Totally Live Totally World Tour kicks off in Birmingham next month. Julien Laurens, James Horncastle and Iain Macintosh will be joining Jimbo and Producer Ben on stage at the Glee Club on Wednesday 8 November.  There might be singing too. Get your tickets here: http://bit.ly/2fkzsb7  • Kevin Bridges - y’know, the comedian - is our very special guest as Jimbo, Rafa Honigstein, Iain and Ben head to the O2 Indigo on Wednesday 29 November. Make sure you don’t miss out: http://bit.ly/2wmBaiW GET IN TOUCH: • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff:  https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ PARISH NOTICES: • want to hear more red hot soccer chat, but focusing on the Championship and League One and Two? The Totally Football League Show is out every Tuesday: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-totally-football-league-show • want to hear more of Jordan? His Football Fans Podcast lives here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-football-fans-podcast • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order:  https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Find out more: https://www.thecalmzone.net/

On today’s Totally Football Show, Iain Macintosh, James Horncastle and Carrie Dunn join AC Jimbo in the pod to ponder West Ham’s remarkable(ish) comeback in the League Cup, Leicester’s shock(ish) appointment of Claude Puel, and some tasty(ish) encounters in the Premier League. Next up, we applaud the progress of the England U17s as they reach the World Cup final in India. But while Carrie fills us in on the positive news about the growth women’s game, James H has only bad things to say about events off the field in Italy. Finally, there’s some hot chat about a Star Trek-like encounter at Liverpool, and a fair bit of Luton Town- and Ardiles era Tottenham-tinged nostalgia. Ask your parents, kids. LIVE EVENT NEWS: • The Totally Football Totally Live Totally World Tour kicks off in Birmingham next month. Julien Laurens, James Horncastle and Iain Macintosh will be joining Jimbo and Producer Ben on stage at the Glee Club on Wednesday 8 November.  There might be singing too. Get your tickets here:  http://bit.ly/2fkzsb7  • Kevin Bridges - y’know, the comedian - is our very special guest as Jimbo, Rafa Honigstein, Iain and Ben head to the O2 Indigo on Wednesday 29 November. Make sure you don’t miss out: http://bit.ly/2wmBaiW GET IN TOUCH: • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff:  https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ PARISH NOTICES: • want to hear more red hot soccer chat, but focusing on the Championship and League One and Two? Behold - it’s The Totally Football League Show: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-totally-football-league-show • want to hear more of Carrie, but this time talking about wrasslin’? She joins Producer Ben on the Parts Unknown wrestling podcast: https://www.acast.com/partsunknown • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order:  https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Find out more: https://www.thecalmzone.net/

On today’s Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo is joined by Michael Cox, Leroy Rosenior and comedian Matt Forde to look back on what could prove to be a pivotal weekend in the Premier League. Arsenal’s 5-2 demolition of Everton turned out to be the final straw as the Toffees finally dispensed with the services of Ronald Koeman. Elsewhere, Dejan Lovren and Victor Lindelof put on two of the worst defensive displays, like, *ever* as Tottenham hammered Liverpool 4-1 and Huddersfield shocked Manchester United. Meanwhile, West Ham and Stoke sunk further into relegation trouble. Also on our agenda: Mezut Özil’s eyes; Boufal’s worldy; and the reinvention of Tom Cleverley. LIVE EVENT NEWS: • The Totally Football Totally Live Totally World Tour kicks off in Birmingham next month. Julien Laurens, James Horncastle and Iain Macintosh will be joining Jimbo and Producer Ben on stage at the Glee Club on Wednesday 8 November.  Get your tickets here:  http://bit.ly/2fkzsb7  • Kevin Bridges - yes, the Kevin Bridges - will be joining Jimbo, Rafa Honigstein, Iain and Ben at the O2 Indigo on Wednesday 29 November. Make sure you don’t miss out: http://bit.ly/2wmBaiW GET IN TOUCH: • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff:  https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ PARISH NOTICES: • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order:  https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Find out more: https://www.thecalmzone.net/


On your brand new Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo is joined by Michael Cox, Julien Laurens and James Horncastle to review a full throttle midweek in the Champions League and elsewhere. We begin with Liverpool, who warmed up for their trip to Wembley and a clash with Spurs with a 7-0 spanking of Maribor in what was another fine European week for the English sides. Next, Carrie Dunn joins us to discuss the FA, whose shameful handling of Eni Aluko affair was this week made embarrassingly public. Also up for discussion: Pamela Anderson’s latest flame; the Rolling Stones help out PSG; and the curse of the Baggies LIVE EVENT NEWS: • The Totally Football Totally Live Totally World Tour kicks off in Birmingham next month. Julien, James H and Iain Macintosh will be joining Jimbo and Producer Ben on stage at the Glee Club on Wednesday 8 November.  Get your tickets here: http://bit.ly/2fkzsb7  • Kevin Bridges - yes, the Kevin Bridges - will be joining Jimbo, Rafa Honigstein, Iain and Ben on stage at the O2 Indigo on Wednesday 29 November. Make sure you don’t miss out: http://bit.ly/2wmBaiW PARISH NOTICES: • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order:  https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Find out more: https://www.thecalmzone.net/ GET IN TOUCH: • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find videos, photos and loads of other stuff:  https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/

On today’s episode of The Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo welcomes James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Michael Cox to the pod to analyse the fallout from the midweek Champions League games, not least Bayern’s defeat to PSG which saw the Bavarians say auf Wiedersehen to Big Carlo. Also up for discussion: a preview of City’s top o’ the table clash with Chelsea, Liverpool’s new narrative, and Italy’s witchiest team. PARISH NOTICES: • Totally Football Live in Birmingham is happening at the Glee club on Wednesday 8 November. Get your tickets here: http://bit.ly/2fkzsb7 • TFS Live in London is coming to the Indigo at the O2 on Wednesday 29 November. Tickets gone on general sale on Friday: http://bit.ly/2wmBaiW • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order: https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally GET IN TOUCH: • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/

On this sparklingly erudite edition of The Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo is joined by Rafa Honigstein, David Preece and Opta’s Duncan Alexander. On the agenda: why Crystal Palace are much better than their league position suggests; a look ahead to all the mid-week Champions League ties, including Celtic’s must win trip to Anderlecht; and what Man City’s hot streak has in common with Cliff Richard’s discography.
 PARISH NOTICES: • share, subscribe, rate and review our new podcast, The Totally Football League Show. There’s a new episode coming your way every Tuesday: http://apple.co/2xgh511 • come and hear our best Spaghetti Junction material when we do the first Totally Football Show Live at Birmingham’s Glee club on Wednesday 8 November. Get your tickets here: http://bit.ly/2fkzsb7 • brace yourself for another TFS Live, this time at London’s O2 Arena - well, next door at the Indigo - on Friday 27 November. More details soon. • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order: https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally GET IN TOUCH: • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/

On your brand spanking new Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo welcomes Josh Widdecombe to the fold alongside stalwarts James Horncastle and Michael Cox. There’s plenty to discuss, too. How many will Man City put past Palace? Are Liverpool a shoo-in for 7th? And who out of Huddersfield and Burnley will end the weekend in third? We’re also joined by Carrie Dunn, who gives her thoughts on Mark Sampson’s sacking, and Julien Laurens, who takes time out from the delivery room to share the inside track on Neymar’s spat with Cavani at PSG.
 PARISH NOTICES: • share, subscribe, rate and review our new podcast, The Totally Football League Show: http://apple.co/2xgh511 • come and hear our best Spaghetti Junction material when we do the first Totally Football Live show at Birmingham’s Glee club on Wednesday 8 November. Get your tickets here: http://bit.ly/2fkzsb7 • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order: https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • Look out for the new series of Josh’s TV show (it’s also called Josh and starts on BBC Three on 2 October) and have a listen to his podcast about 90s football: https://www.acast.com/quicklykevin GET IN TOUCH: • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/

On today’s Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo is joined by Rafa Honigstein, Sasha Goryunov and Simon Hughes to analyse a weekend in which both Manchester sides laid down significant markers in their bid to bring the Premier League trophy back to the North West. Ten goals they scored between them, conceding none. The six London clubs, in contrast, didn’t rustle the net once. The question is, who would you rather watch: City or United? Also on today’s agenda: geopolitics, more ufology, and ‘Arry binned by Birmingham. PARISH NOTICES: • join us for the first edition of our new podcast, The Totally Football League Show: http://apple.co/2xgh511 • we’re delighted to announce our first live show - Totally Football: Live is headed to Birmingham’s Glee club on Wednesday 8 November. Get your tickets here: http://bit.ly/2fkzsb7 • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ • Simon's new book On The Brink is out now: http://amzn.to/2jE8kc1 • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order: https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • come and see Producer Ben at the Dublin Podcast Festival at the end of September: http://bit.ly/2wqHfvC

On your all new Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo welcomes James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Michael Cox to reflect on a goal-tastic opening round of games in the Champions League. City and Spurs recorded impressive results away to Feyenoord and home to Dortmund, but Liverpool’s familiar flaws at the back were all too apparent as they drew 2-2 at home to Sevilla. PSG meanwhile looked all-too-menacing as they crushed Celtic 5-0 in Glasgow. After our comprehensive Euro review, we turn our attention to the Premier League. This weekend sees Arsenal head to Chelsea, Man United take on Everton, and there’s also a rousing return to action for Mr Roy as his makes his bow as Crystal Palace’s latest saviour with the Eagles at home to Southampton. All of this, plus back-shaving, ufology and exciting news for the gloomy folks of the West Midlands. PARISH NOTICES: • we’re delighted to announce our first live show - Totally Football: Live is headed to Birmingham’s Glee club on Wednesday 8 November. Get your tickets here: http://bit.ly/2fkzsb7 • subscribe to our new podcast, The Totally Football League Show: http://apple.co/2xgh511 • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order: https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • come and see Jimbo and Producer Ben at the Dublin Podcast Festival at the end of September: http://bit.ly/2wqHfvC

On today’s super soaraway Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo is joined by Kelly Cates, Iain Macintosh and Rafa Honigstein to assess a weekend of goals, controversial red cards and, ultimately, panic as Crystal Palace dispensed with the services of Frank De Boer after all of 77 days. We kick off of course by discussing Man City’s 5-0 thrashing of Liverpool, while elsewhere in our Premier League review there’s praise for Stoke, Brighton and even - shock horror - Arsenal. It’s a Champions League week so we catch up with Filippo Maria Ricci about the respective travails of Barcelona, Real Madrid and Sevilla, and we also look ahead to PSG’s trip to Celtic Park. Finally, we catch up with all the action in the EFL, with a focus in particular on Leeds. And if you like that sort of thing, you’ll be thrilled to know that you can now subscribe to our new Totally Football League Show, which kicks off next week. PARISH NOTICES: • subscribe to our new podcast, The Totally Football League Show: http://apple.co/2xgh511 • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order: https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • come and see Jimbo and Producer Ben at the Dublin Podcast Festival at the end of September: http://bit.ly/2wqHfvC

On your brand new Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo, Michael Cox, James Horncastle and David Preece give a Dele Alli-like middle finger to the international break and give a proper fist bump to the Premier League. Liverpool head to Man City in the biggest clash of the weekend while there’s a six-pointer at the bottom as Arsenal host Bournemouth. Frank De Boer and Slaven Bilic though could find themselves in a real pickle if the can’t results against Burnley and Huddersfield. Amongst our other talking points: what life is really like for a third-choice keeper, Chile running out of steam and footballing spoonerisms. PARISH NOTICES: • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • rate and review us on iTunes: http://apple.co/2w51wJd • we’re on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ • check out our website: http://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order: https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • Jimbo and Producer Ben are both doing events at the Dublin Podcast Festival at the end of September: http://bit.ly/2wqHfvC

On today’s Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo welcomes to the fold newcomers Seamas O’Reilly from the Irish Times and Watford’s former sporting director Luke Dowling, and they take their spots alongside pod stalwarts Rafa Honigstein and Iain Macintosh as the gang look back on a truly mixed bag of international games. Yes, England stunk out the joint once again - as did Ireland, to be fair -  but Scotland did the business against Lithuania. It’s that sort of hope that kills, says our man Jim Burke in our first dispatch of the season from beyond the border.  Still, spare a thought for Filippo Maria Ricci who was in Madrid to witness Italy’s shellacking by Spain.  Ouch. Finally - because we have in Luke a chap who knows a thing or two about football recruitment - we look back on the folly in the final hours of transfer window. Yes, we’re talking about you West Ham, Chelsea and, of course, Arsenal. Oh, Arsenal… PARISH NOTICES: • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • rate and review us on iTunes: http://apple.co/2w51wJd • check out our new website - now with your comments: http://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order: https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • Jimbo and Producer Ben are both doing events at the Dublin Podcast Festival at the end of September: http://bit.ly/2wqHfvC

On this edition of the Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo is joined by Rafa Honigstein, James Horncastle and Andy Brassell to give their two penn’orth on Sanches to Swansea, the Ox to Liverpool and the rest of transfer window deals that had been completed on deadline day. We’ll of course catch up on Monday’s show with the big moves that happened after we pressed stop . Plus, we look ahead to the international break, which isn’t nearly as tedious as it sounds, and then we’re joined by a virtual Julien Laurens and our old pal Sasha Goryunov to have a proper butchers at this year’s Champions League competition. Of course, there’s no Premier league or Championship football this Saturday due to the aforementioned international break, so perhaps most important match of the weekend is the game kicking off at 3pm at QPR’s Loftus Road: the #Game4Grenfell. Show your support and find out more at http://www.game4grenfell.com. PARISH NOTICES: • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • rate and review us on iTunes: http://apple.co/2w51wJd • check out our new website - now with your comments: http://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order: https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • Jimbo and Producer Ben are both doing events at the Dublin Podcast Festival at the end of September: http://bit.ly/2wqHfvC

On today’s Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo is joined by Michael Cox, Julien Laurens, Leroy Rosenior and Iain Macintosh. These people should have better things to do on a bank holiday than talk football for an hour at Jazz FM, our unlikely new home, but hey - their loss is your gain. Probably. Speaking of jazz, we begin by riffing on Arsenal’s misery after they were spanked 4-0 by a mighty impressive Liverpool. How bad is it going to get for Arsenal? West Ham bad, or just Crystal Palace bad? Also up for discussion: Kylian Mbappé’s extraordinary loan move to PSG; Spurs sending for Serge Aurier; and ‘murder’ in Ipswich PARISH NOTICES: • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • rate and review us on iTunes: http://apple.co/2w51wJd • check out our website - now with added comments: www.thetotallyfootballshow.com • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order:  https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • Get your tickets for Producer Ben’s masterclass at the Dublin Podcast Festival in September: http://bit.ly/2vX0FYt

On your brand new Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo is joined by James Horncastle, Adam Hurrey, and Mark Schwartzer. Only one of those four won back-to-back Premier League winners medals - not that he likes to talk about it. The gang look ahead to the weekend in the Premier League, not least Arsenal’s trip to Anfield and a no doubt far more miserable affair at St James Park when Newcastle host West Ham. Other points of interest include Mark advising us to look out for Ederson’s shuffle in Man City’s game with Bournemouth; Adam finding solace in Wayne Rooney’s retirement in the the formidable frame of Leicester’s Harry Maguire; and James H giving us all the latest haps from Serie A. PARISH NOTICES: • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • rate and review us on iTunes: http://apple.co/2w51wJd • check out our new website - no with an added comments section: www.thetotallyfootballshow.com • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order: https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • Adam Hurrey’s Football Cliches book is available here: http://amzn.to/2wAPRml • Producer Ben’s doing masterclasses at both the London (http://bit.ly/2vhF7nO) and Dublin Podcast Festivals (http://bit.ly/2vX0FYt) in September 
• and there’s also a brand new edition of his Parts Unknown wrestling podcast for your delectation: http://aca.st/e34b81

On the latest Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo is joined by Kelly Cates, Iain Macintosh and Philippe Auclair to look back on a splendid weekend in - or is it on? - Planet Football. Philippe reports on his afternoon at Wembley where he saw Chelsea bounce back and give Tottenham an unhappy house warming. Iain meanwhile was at the John Smith’s Stadium to see Huddersfield continue their superb start to life back in the top flight, but Kelly’s already had enough of Arsenal living down to expectations after their defeat at Stoke. Elsewhere, we celebrate Neymar’s magnificent home debut for PSG, shed a tear for poor Hamburg’s Nicolai Muller after his did his cruciate celebrating a goal, and wonder what life is really like at West From with Tony Pulis and Gary Megson barking orders. PARISH NOTICES: • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • rate and review us on iTunes: http://apple.co/2w51wJd • check out our new website: http://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com • listen to Philippe talk Brexit on the Remainiacs podcast: http://bit.ly/2wqr8kC • Producer Ben’s doing an hour-long masterclass at the London Podcast Festival on Wed 13 September: http://bit.ly/2vhF7nO • and he’ll be doing three hours at the Dublin Podcast Festival on Sat 23 September: http://bit.ly/2vX0FYt

On today’s Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo is joined by James Horncastle, Michael Cox and (deep breath) former-Darlington-and-Aberdeen-goalie-turned-pundit, David Preece. David’s on hand to give his view about the state of goalkeeping in the Premier League, and he also shares some radical - though not quite Trumpian - theories about walls and defending freekicks. Elsewhere, we preview all the big games in the Premier League this coming weekend, not least crisis-ridden Chelsea and their trip to Tottenham. Will Spurs get off to a winning start at their new Wembley home? Finally, we’ve got an in-depth lookahead to the big Serie A kick-off. Milan have been busy shopping, Napoli look excellent - so are Juventus about to dethroned? PARISH NOTICES: • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • rate and review us on iTunes: http://apple.co/2w51wJd • check out our new website: http://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order: https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • Michael Cox’s book The Mixer is a splendid read: http://amzn.eu/694oF6a

Boom! It's episode two of the Totally Football Show, and AC Jimbo is joined by Rafa Honigstein, Leroy Rosenior and Iain Macintosh to mull over a splendiferous opening weekend in the Premier League, with goals, red cards and shonky defending aplenty. Chelsea tonked at home by Burnley! Huddersfield finishing the weekend joint top! Liverpool blowing it at Watford! Speaking of Liverpool, they have a tricky trip to German upstarts Hoffenheim in a Champions League qualifier on Tuesday night. What lies in store for Jurgen Klopp and co? Plus, we hear from Filippo Maria Ricci about Ronaldo's red card and the latest on Philippe Countinho's seemingly-imminent move to Barcelona, and find out what's going on in the EFL. Not a lot, if you're Aston Villa. • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • check out our new website: www.thetotallyfootballshow.com • and get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order: www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally

Finally, in a world starved of topical football podcasts, The Totally Football Show has arrived. Pod legend James Richardson crosses the Rubicon with Kelly Cates, James Horncastle, Julien Laurens, and Yoko Macintosh to preview the new Premier League season, pausing only to chat Ligue 1, Serie A and the Championship. The pod quad discuss the fallout from the Community Shield, and Julien salivates at the prospect of Neymar at PSG. Hear how far they were willing to go to secure the Brazilian. Plus, there are predictions aplenty in our innovative new format, Hostage To Fortune, and there’s a fascinating metaphor based entirely on AC Jimbo's old hair.

Our guest this week is the podfather: James Richardson. Ahead of Football Weekly Live in Dublin, AC Jimbo talks to us about finding himself abandoned in a riot among Genoa fans, the successes of Football Italia and Football Weekly, puns, ice-cream, and Francesco Totti.  Elsewhere, we discuss the Aaron Lennon news, and the reaction among certain British tabloids. Weird Shit from the Internet this week features the hilarious despair of Sunderland and Newcastle fans.