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On this special episode of the podcast, we celebrate ten years of the show. AI lets us know just want an episode of us covering The Breakfast Club would should like, we play a few rounds of 'fuck, marry, kill' and reflect on ten years of discussing a singular decade of films. You'll also hear about Jamie's feelings on Beavis and Butt-Head Do America and Doug's uncomfortable Eyes Wide Shut viewing experience.Podcast films mentioned in this episode:1. Little Darlings3. Three Men and a Baby4. Rocky IV5. Summer School10. Labyrinth14. TRON15. A Smoky Mountain Christmas16. Babes in Toyland18. Breakin'20. Scanners21. Purple Rain23. She Devil27. The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension29. Sleepaway Camp31. Red Sonja32. Personal Best34. Xanadu38. Chopping Mall42. Dream A Little Dream44. The Hugga Bunch Movie45 The Blue Lagoon46. Cat's Eye51. La Bamba53. Class of 198455. Zorro: The Gay Blade56. Dirty Dancing60. Harry and the Hendersons66. Parasite69. Runaway73. Hot to Trot76. Liquid Sky78. How I Got Into College80. Cheerleader Camp84. Red Dawn85. Can't Stop The Music91. Rhinestone97. Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo100. Mac and Me101. Cat People103. Code of Silence106. Link113. No Retreat, No Surrender117. Some Kind of Wonderful121. Star 80122. The Legend of Billie Jean123. The Journey of Natty Gann129. My Mom's a Werewolf134. Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers140. Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II141. Slumber Party Massacre II143. Hell Comes to Frogtown144. Over the Top145. Yentl147. Ishtar148. Popeye150. Swamp Thing153. The Neverending Story154. Lace155. The Forest161. Body Double163. Star Trek III: The Search for Spock164. Hider in the House165. The Black Cauldron168. Ghoulies171. Perfect174. Kiss Me Goodbye178. Best of the Best179. She's Having a Baby181. Solarbabies191. Summer Rental193. Wicked Stepmother194. Oh! Heavenly Dog199. The Empire Strikes Back201. Real Genius202. Victor/Victoria203. The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking211. The Tall Guy214. The Stuff215. Hamburger: The Motion Picture217. The Cannonball Run218. Who's That Girl227. Tarzan the Ape Man230. A Jetson Christmas Carol232. Satisfaction234. Rappin'235. Tough Guys Don't Dance238. Monkey Shines245. Caddyshack II247. Private Benjamin249. Ninja III: The Domination251. Date with an Angel253. Deathtrap254. Commando258. Silver Bullet268. Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot271. Victory277. One Magic Christmas281. Garlic is as Good as Ten Mothers283. Supergirl286. The Wizard287. Under the Cherry Moon294. After Hours298. KickboxerVisit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on TwitterFollow on InstagramFind us on FacebookVisit our WebsiteDoug's Schitt's Creek podcast, Schitt's & Giggles can be found here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/schitts-and-giggles-a-schitts-creek-podcast/id1490637008

On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie Clearly doesn't understand what pilates is and how it works, Doug wants to watch a spinoff movie about a talking dog who only reveals his secret to Van Damme, and we both agree that we don't need sexual assault in our Kickboxer movie. Dance like nobody's watching, just try and inhale and exhale at the same time (it's impossible), and join us as we revisit our old friend, JCVD with Kickboxer!Kickboxer is a 1989 film directed by Mark Disable & David Worth and starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dennis Alexio, Dennis Chan, Michel Qissi, Rochelle Ashana & Ka-Ting LeeVisit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on TwitterFollow on InstagramFind us on FacebookVisit our WebsiteDoug's Schitt's Creek podcast, Schitt's & Giggles can be found here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/schitts-and-giggles-a-schitts-creek-podcast/id1490637008

On this dig back into a past Patreon episode, Doug talks way more about QVC than anyone should when discussing any film, let alone a fantastic horror/comedy, Jamie invites listeners to break into your community pool and skinny dip, and we both invent a movie starring Bruce Campbell & Matt Dillon called Big Brother Burce. Never listen to strange recordings left in your Air B&B, understand that you can't drown your own hand, and join us as we discuss the delight that is, Eve Dead II!Evil Dead II is a 1987 film written and directed by Sam Raimi and starring Bruce Campbell, Sarah Berry, Dan Hicks, Kassie Wesley DePaiva, Denise Bixler, Richard Domeier & Ted Raimi..Visit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on TwitterFollow on InstagramFind us on FacebookVisit our Website

On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie wonders just how many renaissance faires Keith David performed at early in his career, Doug allows his preferred method of 'intimate murder' slip, and we both wonder just how much hot cocoa Nauls has to make regularly. Grab your old-time prospector's hat, plus in that Commodore 64 to play your dog/alien DNA game, and join us as we revisit Carpenter after being underwhelmed by both They Live! and Escape from New York with The Thing!The Thing is a 1982 film directed by John Carpenter and starring Kurt Russell, Wilford Brimley, Keith David, Richard Masur, T.K. Carter, David Clennon, Richard Dysart, Charles Hallahan, Peter Maloney, Donald Moffat, Joel Polis, Thomas G. Waites & Adrienne Barbeau.Visit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on TwitterFollow on InstagramFind us on FacebookVisit our WebsiteDoug's Schitt's Creek podcast, Schitt's & Giggles can be found here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/schitts-and-giggles-a-schitts-creek-podcast/id1490637008

On this dig back into a past Patreon episode, Doug wonders how many small-town sheriffs have ever been instructed to murder local reporters, Jamie talks to her dog for a bit while recording, and we both agree that the cons of owning a submissive sex robot outweigh the pros. Try not to be distracted by the German subtitles, please don't name your robot-wife 'Muffin' and join us for a made-for-tv Patreon episode where we discuss a lackluster horror sequel, Revenge of the Stepford Wives!Revenge of the Stepford Wives is a 1980 film directed by Robert Fuest and starring Sharon Gless, Julie Kavner, Audra Lindley, Don Johnson, Mason Adams, Arthur Hill, Thomas Hill, James MacKrell & Gay Rowan.Visit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on TwitterFollow on InstagramFind us on FacebookVisit our Website

On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie comes very close to slandering David Arquette, Doug takes another opportunity to bring up the movie he's never seen before but feels like has (Milk Money), and we take an unexpected tangent into discussing cosplay for the first time ever. Go get that burn ointment before the pharmacy closes, don't bother training Balki because you know he's gonna screw the job up anyway, and join us as we are relieved to be talking about the great, After Hours!After Hours is a 1985 film directed by Martin Scorsese and starring Griffin Dunne, Rosanna Arquette, Verna Bloom, Linda Fiorentino, Teri Garr, John Heard, Catherine O'Hara, Cheech Marin, Tommy Chong & Dick Miller.Visit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on TwitterFollow on InstagramFind us on FacebookVisit our WebsiteDoug's Schitt's Creek podcast, Schitt's & Giggles can be found here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/schitts-and-giggles-a-schitts-creek-podcast/id1490637008

Pardon the very rough audio quality. On this dig back into a past Patreon episode, Doug is delighted by Benjamin Franklin's performance as a real creep, Jamie gets Jessica Lange and Angela Lansbury confused, and we both assume there's an easier way to rob a shopping mall. Hand off of your 19-year-old receptionist, don't try and borrow money unless you don't really need it, and join us for a very early Patreon episode where we discuss a lengthy (but pretty funny) comedy, How to Beat the High Cost of Living!How to Beat the High Cost of Living is a 1980 film directed by Robert Scheerer and starring Susan Saint James, Jane Curtain, Jessica Lange, Richard Benjamin, Eddie Albert, Cathryn Damon, Fred Willard, Dabney Coleman & Sybil Danning.Visit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on TwitterFollow on InstagramFind us on FacebookVisit our Website

On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie comes very close to recommending lesbian pornography, Doug wants nothing more than to swap out the lead of the film for a hunky oaf, and we take some time to work on Obama impressions and discuss which of us would be a better proctologist. Don't ignore tummy troubles or 'Near Darks' as we call them around here, grab a pocketful of painkillers, and join us as we wade through a whole lot of swings and misses to find the jokes in, Young Doctors in Love!Young Doctors in Love is a 1982 film directed by Gary Marshall and starring Michael McKean, Sean Young, Hector Elizondo, Harry Dean Stanton, Pamela Reed, Taylor Negron, Ted McGinley, Saul Rubinek, Crystal Bernard & Dabney Coleman..Visit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on TwitterFollow on InstagramFind us on FacebookVisit our WebsiteDoug's Schitt's Creek podcast, Schitt's & Giggles can be found here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/schitts-and-giggles-a-schitts-creek-podcast/id1490637008

On this dig back into a past Patreon episode, Doug wants nothing more than to watch Young Frankenstein, Jamie has her Norm MacDonald-esque paper shuffling called out, and we are both surprised as to just how difficult it was to find this movie online. Try not to confuse your waif of a spouse with an obese corpse, lift bits entirely from prior films you were in, and join us as we struggle to get through the tragically unfunny comedy, Haunted Honeymoon!Haunted Honeymoon is a 1987 film written and directed by Gene Wilder and starring Gene Wilder, Gilda Radner, Dom DeLuise, Jonathan Price, Bryan Pringle, Paul L. Smith & Jim Carter.Visit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on TwitterFollow on InstagramFind us on FacebookVisit our Website

On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie invents a very specific yoga app, Doug wonders how many people behind The Little Mermaid secretly loved the fourth Jaws movie, and we get distracted singing a song for preschoolers. Bring your worst Jamaican accent (Mario Van Peebles sure does), be sure to tell your children that movie deaths aren't real, and join us as we once again wade into the stupid waters of later Jaws sequels and discuss, Jaws: The Revenge!Jaws: The Revenge is a 1987 film directed by Joseph Sargen and starring Lorraine Gary, Lance Guest, Mario Van Peebles, Carla Young & Michael Caine.Visit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on TwitterFollow on InstagramFind us on FacebookVisit our WebsiteDoug's Schitt's Creek podcast, Schitt's & Giggles can be found here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/schitts-and-giggles-a-schitts-creek-podcast/id1490637008

On this dig back into a past Patreon episode, Doug is a sucker for any lady in a 'Blossom' hat, Jamie feels a bit unconnected to the high school female shenanigans in this film, and we both are shocked to find that it took this director 10 more years to make a baby counting film. Sure, just take that magical medallion from your teacher, take a seat on your senior witch's lap, and join us as we try and figure out how we would have used magical abilities in High School as we discuss, Teen Witch!Teen Witch is a 1989 film directed by Dorian Walker, written by Robin Menken & Vernon Zimmerman and starring Robin Lively, Dan Gauthier, Mandy Ingber, Lisa Fuller, Joshua John Miller, Rita Wilson, Marcia Wallace & Zelda RubensteinVisit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on TwitterFollow on InstagramFind us on FacebookVisit our Website

On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie can't stop talking about the size of Richard Gere's dong, Doug wishes for a life where he can make a living by going antiquing with old ladies, and we both are shocked that we didn't get a 2 hour movie of Richard Gere just 'plowin' ladies'. Use all 3 hours to make your partner climax, be sure to use 100% of the cocaine on your mirror, and join us as we assumed we were getting something sexier but were perfectly fine with the sleepiness of, American Gigolo!American Gigolo is a 1980 film written and directed by Paul Schrader and starring Richard Gere, Lauren Hutton, Hector Elizondo, Nina van Pallandt & Bill Duke.Visit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on TwitterFollow on InstagramFind us on FacebookVisit our WebsiteDoug's Schitt's Creek podcast, Schitt's & Giggles can be found here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/schitts-and-giggles-a-schitts-creek-podcast/id1490637008

On this dig back into a past Patreon episode, Doug is uncomfortable seeing Annie Potts in a bra (no offense, Annie), Jamie tells tales of working at Blockbuster Video, and we wonder if this is the horniest of the John Candy movies. Pull your chest hair out of the mud, pitch us your ideas for Who's Harry Crumb 2, and join us for a flashback to the early days of Covid as we discuss Who's Harry Crumb?!Visit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on TwitterFollow on InstagramFind us on FacebookVisit our Website

On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie reminds listeners that the name of our podcast is not Good Times Great Sound Quality, Doug get distracted talking about the plot of an old episode of The Cosby Show, and we both break into a laughing fit looking at a still from this movie on our phones. Stay out of the haunted basement of hospitals, also stay out of their experimental laser research wing, and join us as we discuss a movie that changed its title in marketing but never on screen with that very oddly titled, Blue Monkey!Blue Monkey is a 1987 film directed by William Fruet, written by George Goldsmith and starring Steve Railsback, Gwynyth Walsh, Don Lake, Helen Hughes, Ivan E. Roth, Susan Anspach, Joe Flaherty, Robin Duke, Sarah Polley & John VernonVisit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on TwitterFollow on InstagramFind us on FacebookVisit our WebsiteDoug's Schitt's Creek podcast, Schitt's & Giggles can be found here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/schitts-and-giggles-a-schitts-creek-podcast/id1490637008

On this dig back into a past Patreon episode, we're live at Tattooed Mom's in Philadelphia and Doug wonders that in a movie full of product placement, if A&W Root Beer was happy to have their logo worn by an attempted rapist, Jamie agrees that having an evil hideout in an abandoned amusement park is actually pretty cool, and we assume that Peter O'Toole was half-in-the-bag during all of his scenes. Grab a bucket of Popeye's chicken, free yourself from your user water prison pond planet, and join us as we are baffled by everything we're seeing in Supergirl!Visit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on TwitterFollow on InstagramFind us on FacebookVisit our Website

On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie admits to not knowing the difference between horses and goats, Doug admits to being a bit attracted to unicorns, and we both agree that Alice has much more patience for the residents of wonderland than we would. Watch out for that inflatable T-rex halloween costume chasing you, avoid talking gnats if you can, and join us as we long for the swiftness of the Disney cartoon version as we dissect the 3-hour made-for-tv special, Alice in Wonderland!Visit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on TwitterFollow on InstagramFind us on FacebookVisit our Website

On this dig back into a past Patreon episode, Doug struggles with a garlic-based documentary so he goes looking for werewolves in the film, Jamie's Italian heritage is put to the test, and we both hate a character in the doc just as much as the others for using dried store-bought garlic. For shame! Sing a song about the healing powers of garlic, sing another song about garlic, sing one last song about garlic, and join us as we listen to a lot of songs about garlic and discuss, Garlic is as Good as Ten Mothers!Visit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on TwitterFollow on InstagramFind us on FacebookVisit our Website

On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie accidentally knows exactly how many players are on a hockey team, Doug tries his best to steal some Canadian heritage, and we both spend a good amount of time discussing how much we miss Rick Moranis. Please don't give your dog 20 beers (actually, it's best to avoid feeding your dog any beer at all), enjoy a pocket donut, and join us as we come down on different sides of the much-requested, Strange Brew!Visit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on TwitterFollow on InstagramFind us on FacebookVisit our Website

On this dig back into a past Patreon episode, Doug suggests that this movie would be a delight if it simply cut to credits after 30 minutes, Jamie longs to see both Joan Cusack and Laurie Metcalf in better movies, and we both appreciate that a brilliant thespian like Daniel Day Lewis would get naked on screen for 'art'. Burn all of your family's possessions in a bonfire in the yard, steer clear of anyone who lives in a trailer when there's a mansion on the property, and join us as we dive into a movie that was a fitting end to our time on Patreon, Stars and Bars!Visit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on TwitterFollow on InstagramFind us on FacebookVisit our Website

On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie tries to explain the difference between Cacao and Coco to her cohost with no success, Doug understands some of Billy Crystal's frustration in this film as he has similar stress dreams, and we both agree that a newborn Canny DeVito probably looked similar to a furry egg. Try not to get horny when reading The Little Engine That Could, just skip the first line of your novel as you have plenty of time to return to it later, and join us as we watch a comedy that seems to go out of its way to avoid humor in, Throw Momma From The Train!Visit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on TwitterFollow on InstagramFind us on FacebookVisit our Website

On this dig back into a past Holiday special, Doug has no idea why the deadbeat dad in this film is so obsessed with the little girl living next door, Jamie reveals that her husband may have something wrong with him because of his childhood fondness for this movie, and we both warn listeners to steer clear of any Christmas Angel that looks like Harry Dean Stanton. Sink all your money into a sure-to-fail bike shop, don't let that cashier charge you for Doritos you didn't buy, and join us as we wonder how murdering a character's family before their eyes helps them embrace the Christmas spirit as we discuss, One Magic Christmas!Visit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on TwitterFollow on InstagramFind us on FacebookVisit our Website

On this dig back into past Holiday animated special, Doug admits that any math after division is a mystery, Jamie questions just how many to these Cabbage Patch Kids were invented just for this special, and we realize that Cabbage Kids are nothing but little Danny DeVitos. Bundle up for those icy Atlanta winter nights, count all the freckles on your red-haired doll, and join us as we try and work out the mythology behind The Cabbage Patch Kids Christmas Special!Visit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on TwitterFollow on InstagramFind us on FacebookVisit our Website

On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie suspects that streaming service Tubie and Shaquille O'Neal are trying to make her give up the vegan lifestyle, Doug wats the Shindler's List opening credits to involve more karate, and we both wonder if our terrible foreign accents should be seen as offensive or just an accurate representation of the performance. Don't play ball in the house (especially when the mob wants your entire family dead, enjoy your Casino/Gypsy booze cruise, and join us as we struggle to understand how the first 10 minutes have anything to do with the rest of the movie while talking about, Pray for Death!Visit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on TwitterFollow on InstagramFind us on FacebookVisit our Website

On this dig back into past Holiday Patreon episodes, Doug mixes up Maureen McGovern and Maureen McCormick, Jamie wants everyone to make a holiday-inspired dish from Nancy Reagan, and we try not to get too distracted by better things we'd recently watched for the podcast like Night Hawks and A Cabbage Patch kids Christmas. Do some cigarette magic tricks for children, slide into some comfy sweats, and join us as we struggle to understand how anyone at the time managed to keep watching this special after the first commercial break, all while discussing A Christmas Dream!Visit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on TwitterFollow on InstagramFind us on FacebookVisit our Website

On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie wants a movie that explains the whereabouts of both Bill and Ted's mothers, Doug explain's exactly what it would take to convince him to get in a stranger's van, and we both dig far too deep into the aspects of this silly time travel comedy that make no logical sense. Don't bring Freud along with you to pick up babes, earn that Ziggy Piggy button, and join us as we swing wildly between entertainment and frustration while discussing, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure! We're gonna get some hate for this one.Visit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on TwitterFollow on InstagramFind us on FacebookVisit our Website

On this dig back into past Patreon episodes, Doug fears that anyone he works with will ever stumble upon this podcast, Jamie really tries to figure out why Hollywood kept giving Rowdy Roddy opportunities to appear in motion pictures, and we try and make sense of characters just refusing to put sunglasses on even just to humor this idiot. Tuck in your long sleeved flannel, layer purple on purple, and join us as we OBEY and CONSUME John Carpenter's They Live!Visit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on TwitterFollow on InstagramFind us on FacebookVisit our Website

On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie has a sneaking suspicion that these Nazis are bad dudes, Doug has a suspicion that Stallone is playing his character the way he is based on a dare, and we both have a hard time concentrating on this plodding historical drama because of how amazing Sly looks throughout. Press your coffee cup against the side of your face throughout a lengthy conversation for no reason, try not to gel lost in the Paris sewer systems, and join us as we feast on a Slysgiving film that neither of us new existed with, Victory a.k.a.: Escape to Victory!Visit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on TwitterFollow on InstagramFind us on FacebookVisit our Website

On this dig back into past Patreon episodes, Doug would rather talk about Lea Thompson meeting Howard Stern, Jamie gets distracted when her dog starts barking at the possibility of a giant duck, and we quickly come to the conclusion that this is not a film for children or adults. Soap up your duck breasts, crimp the hell out of your hair, and join us as we go slowly insane while discussing, Howard the Duck!Visit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on TwitterFollow on InstagramFind us on FacebookVisit our Website

Due to a programming change, we present you with our appearance taking over the 90s movie podcast, Filmshake. They swapped in for us a couple years back when they covered Solarbabies, and we jumped on their feed to discuss 2 films from the 90s, the punishment movie Spice World (that only Doug was subjected to) and the main course, Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot. Enjoy the show and know that we'll be back to our regular format next week.Visit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on TwitterFollow on InstagramFind us on FacebookVisit our Website

On this dig back into past Patreon episodes, Doug tries to understand why the characters are all wearing Halloween costumes to ring in the New Year, Jamie finds David Copperfield uncharismatic and simply creepy, and we both delight in the constant Barbara Walters 'soft focus' of all interior shots. Hop in bed with that corpse, put on the most terrifying Groucho Marx costume you can find, and join us as we agree that Jamie Lee Curtis is a delight regardless of just how bad the film around her might be while discussing, Terror Train!Visit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on TwitterFollow on InstagramFind us on FacebookVisit our Website

On this Holiday Special dip into television, Doug relates most to the child who becomes despondent and embraces the sweet release of death when lost in a cave, Jamie is forced to examine her obsession with orphans as a child, and we both agree that perhaps this elderly man may not be the pest caregiver for this small child. Strap on your neon headband, kill your enemies with kindness, and join us as we struggle to understand why this amount of nothing had to be stretched of two episodes while discussing, The Perils of Punky!Visit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on TwitterFollow on InstagramFind us on FacebookVisit our Website

On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie confuses Sudoku with Wordle, Doug somehow works Goodfellas reference and terrible Ray Liotta impression into a slasher movie, and we both agree that Cropsey should stop bathing in kerosene before bed each night. Be sure at camp to sign up for Raft Building 101, tune in for the latest episode of Tough Guy Theater, and join us as we have flashbacks of Sleepaway Camp while discussing, The Burning!Visit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on TwitterFollow on InstagramFind us on FacebookVisit our Website

On this dig back into past Patreon episodes, Doug loves seeing the last gasps of once-famous actors in horror movies, Jamie sees the true horror of weight lifting, and we both are delightfully surprised by the 'reveal' in a horror film. Remove all loose clothing when repairing your motorcycle, after a tragedy be sure to get your family member the help they really need, and join us as we agree that we'd much rather hang out with the college friend group in this move as opposed to those drips in St. Elmo's Fire as we discuss, Happy Birthday to Me!Visit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on TwitterFollow on InstagramFind us on FacebookVisit our Website

On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie just wants to take a few moments to 'Tickle the Monster', Doug's television really wants him to watch Juwanna Mann instead of Near Dark, and we both agree that there needs to be a new Vampire handbook or pamphlet printed much like the Handbook to the Recently Deceased in Beetlejuice. Take a moment to stop and listen to the night, chug that mug of waitress blood, and join us as we take in a movie filled with vampires, explosions and shootouts with cops...that's actually just a love story as we discuss the incredible Kathryn Bigelow film, Near Dark!Visit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on TwitterFollow on InstagramFind us on FacebookVisit our Website

On this dig back into past Patreon episodes, Doug thinks the waterbed was only invented for sex, Jamie admits to watching The Real Housewives...ONLY WHEN SICK, and we both feel bad for the overweight actor who has to refer to himself as a 'water pig' more than once. Deliver lines as though you're a child learning to read, keep up with your pool cleaning, and join us as we are absolutely delighted to wade into a pool of blood and honestly, fantastic performances as we discuss, The House on Sorority Row!Visit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on TwitterFollow on InstagramFind us on FacebookVisit our Website

On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie's excitement about sharing a name with the film's lead is quickly destroyed, Doug advises all babysitters out there to never help bathe children over the age of ten, and we both agree that any mean red-haired children deserve to be fed to pit tollologs. Go on a fun run with your local elementary school teacher, pick out the best costume you can for your next halloween/birthday/carnival party, and join us as we meet the creepiest kid character in film history while discussing, The Pit!Visit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on TwitterFollow on InstagramFind us on FacebookVisit our Website

On this dig back into past Patreon episodes, Doug takes a break from the podcast to karate-kick his dog (joking), Jamie thinks that being submerged in mud in the humid Vietnamese jungle may actually be refreshing, and we both agree that this is a movie that caused us to swear off Chuck Norris films on this podcast. Cover yourself in worms, take a big bite of rat, and join us as we are absolutely baffled by the appeal of Mr. Norris while discussing, Missing in Action 2: The Beginning!Visit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on TwitterFollow on InstagramFind us on FacebookVisit our Website

On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug realizes that Bugs Bunny is the Chevy Chase of the cartoon rabbit community, Jamie assumes that people thought Doug was a little girl when he was younger, and we both get a little worked up over Jessica Rabbit. Try not to cry when Roger reads the will at the end of the movie, try not to cry when a cartoon shoe becomes widowed, and join us as we delight in the absolute classic that is, Who Framed Roger Rabbit!Visit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on TwitterFollow on InstagramFind us on FacebookVisit our Website

On this dig back into past Patreon episodes, Doug agrees with Gary Busey's statement and says, yes, piss on the Yankees and piss on the Phillies, Jamie understands how some critter messing with your plants might take you away from a wrestling match that you're quite invested in, and we both get really hung up on the idea of 'Private Justice'. Strap a rocket launcher to your wheelchair, break out that Main accent, and join us as we do our best to stay focussed on the larger plot when all we want to do is talk about Busey's insane performance in, Silver Bullet!Visit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on TwitterFollow on InstagramFind us on FacebookVisit our Website

Jamie was sad she couldn't make this episode and will be back next time but honestly, she dodged a real bullet here.On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug is very uncomfortable with the relationship between this young boy and older woman, Karl is very uncomfortable with the relationship between this young boy and elderly 'wizard', and we are both very uncomfortable with the relationship between this young boy and Valerie Vomit. Please cover your toes when riding a motorcycle, make sure every pipe in your town's sewer system is properly labeled, and join us as Karl from Who Are These Podcasts steps in to try and make sense of this absolute mess of a film while we discuss, The Garbage Pail Kids Movie!Check out all of Karl's podcasts here: https://whoarethese.comVisit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on TwitterFollow on InstagramFind us on FacebookVisit our Website

We're making deals with the Devil an immediately finding ways to get out of them this week, as we return to the unique mind of Rudy Ray Moore. This week, we're watching Petey Wheatstraw, unofficially title Petey Wheatstraw: The Devil's Son-in-Law. Join us as we discuss demons in Halloween capes, Rudy Ray Moore's comedic stylings, and the inspiration this movie serves for one of our favorite movies. Find us on Twitter and Instagram @TCTAMPod and on TikTok @theycalledthisamovie.Our theme music was written and performed by Dave Katusa. He can be found on Instagram @dkat_productions.

Audio quality warning: For some reason, this one's pretty bad.On this dig back into past Patreon episodes, Doug pitches a great movie title, Jamie doesn't quite understand how our lead could possibly have a music career, and we both have such a difficult time readying all the hand-written messages in this made-for-tv movie. Be very afraid of your garden hose, if your house has a tale to tell you, make sure you listen, and join us as we struggle to keep focus as we discuss, This House Possessed!Visit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on TwitterFollow on InstagramFind us on FacebookVisit our Website

On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug suggests fixing this movie simply by removing the entire plot, Jamie confuses Tom Arnold with Tom Collins, Arnold Palmer and the name of a hotel, and we are both wildly distracted by the giant lump on the side of Kevin Spacey's face throughout the film. Smear a bunch of yogurt on your face while showering, mush an ice cream cone on your best friend's head, and join us as we struggle to name our preferred disability while discussing, See NO Evil, Hear No Evil!Visit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on TwitterFollow on InstagramFind us on FacebookVisit our Website

On this dig back into past Patreon episodes, Jamie kinda wants more screen time with Arnold in nothing but a black speedo, Doug is a bit confused by who exactly the main villain of the piece is, and we fall involve with the absolutely adorable montage to open the film. Best padlock your toolshed, steal the tiniest car you can find, and join us as we hang out with a young Alyssa Milano and her overalls and watch, Commando!Visit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on TwitterFollow on InstagramFind us on FacebookVisit our Website

On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug can't wait till his wife leaves him and he can finally purchase a windmill house in the Hamptons, Jamie doesn't understand why anyone would go on Merv Griffin with Phil Donahue around, and we both wonder what it would be like if the film were updated with Mark Wahlberg in the role of the psychic. Purchase that antique partner's desk, lace up those comfy boots, and join us as we stumble into an absolute 80s banger and discuss, Deathtrap!Visit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on TwitterFollow on InstagramFind us on FacebookVisit our Website

On this dig back into past Patreon episodes, Jamie realizes that Chewbacca's pretty much a dead-beat-dad, Doug admits that while he never wanted to know what the Wookie pornography delivery system is, he's glad he does now, and we adore the relationship between Chewie's wife and Ralph Kamden's best friend. Toss a storm trooper to his horrible death on your way in or out of the house, get your Life Day Robe out of the closet, and join us as we break the rules a bit by stepping out of the 80s to watch the insanity that is, the Star Wars Holiday Special!Visit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on TwitterFollow on InstagramFind us on FacebookVisit our Website

On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug wonders if Wendy's fries would cause an angel severe diarrhea, Jamie inadvertently stumbles into a porthole/portal to porn bit, and we both agree that Phoebe Cates and the man who plays her father may be the only reasons to take a look at this film. Bury that French accent in dolphin noises, chow down on a pickle sandwich, and join us as we posit multiple ways this movie could have been more enjoyable while we discuss, Date with an Angel!Visit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on TwitterFollow on InstagramFind us on FacebookVisit our Website

On this dig back into past Patreon episodes, Jamie lets it slip that she worked at Blockbuster (which is news to her cohost), Doug has a big issue with the wardrobe choices throughout, and we both are a bit creeped out by these dead-eyed red-headed twins. Lead your family sing along of Yackety Yak, get that bear some pants to cover his bare ass, and join us as we take a little vacation with some SNL alumni and talk, The Great Outdoors!Visit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on TwitterFollow on InstagramFind us on FacebookVisit our Website

On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug obsesses with a character's extreme amount of body hair, Jamie begins to question everything she knows regarding golf-attire, and we both fall into a giggle fit when recounting a certain line delivered in this film. Crank up the volume on your 'work' boom box, dump that V8 all over your chest, and join us as we have way too much fun discussing a movie that clearly was not meant to be part of this trilogy, Ninja III: The Domination!Visit our YouTube ChannelMerch on TeePublic Follow us on TwitterFollow on InstagramFind us on FacebookVisit our Website