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Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 7 Zane s Kappa Sigma Cock Legend In 30 parts, By FinalStand. Listen to the podcast at Explicit Novels.             Domestication may be our second greatest accomplishment, exceeded only by Fire       Rhaine had clearly heard something and was trying to make up her mind if she could both check it out and keep me contained when I decided to change her train of thought. I gave an exaggerated sigh, took off my towel, threw it over my shoulder, and headed to my room. "Put, put, put, put that towel, back on," Rhaine stammered. "Why? There are not supposed to be any girls out on the fifth floor at this hour. It is all mine, according to the Chancellor herself," I said over my shoulder. "Now, are you coming along or do I get to shut my door in your face?" "We don't care," Rhaine tried to recover the momentum, "we have a key." "I don't believe you," I accused her as I stopped and kept looking over my shoulder. Barbie Lynn must be right, I have a really fine ass, because that was what they were all staring at. "Well, I have one," she taunted me as she brandished it in my face, from ten feet away. I just had to beam a smile her way. Her key was silver; mine, which hung around my neck on a light chain, was bronze, as were all five of the original keys. Someone was giving out copies of my room key; what a bunch of fuck-nuts. I turned and walked right up to her, which entailed backing her into a wall since she was trying to backpedal away, her eyes torn between my fiery gaze and awakening erection. The other two made to grab me but were flummoxed by my lack of clothing. I took the opportunity to press myself into Rhaine, who was giving me the deer-in-the-headlights look, ran a hand along her jaw and curled a lock of hair. I tickled her cheek with that lock, causing Rhaine to blush and her eyes to flutter. "Thanks, Rhaine. You are helping me out more than you know. If there is anything, I mean anything, I can do for you, let me know," I softly growled with a wolfish hunger to her, but still loud enough for her companions to hear. I stepped back and strutted away again, my semi-rigid rod swaggering back and forth. "Let's go to my room," I laughed. "Weren't we supposed to hurt him if he tried anything like that?" one girl whispered. "But he was naked," responded Mercy quietly. "What would happen if, you know, we touched, IT?" "We are not going to your room with you," Rhaine shouted at me. "Fine, suit yourself, because it isn't like I'm going to avail myself of any of the three fire escapes that lead off the roof," I chortled. "Also, touching IT can lead to blindness and sterility in the elderly under twelve and children over 65," I purposely attempted to confuse them. Children over 65, sometimes I need to show the whole world that I'm not getting enough sleep. Double Dating I was still laughing at my screw-up as the door swung shut. At the last second I failed to hear the 'clunk' of the latch hitting home, though I was already to my bed, when I heard the first hesitant footfalls on steps. I was well into my morning meditative trance, lotus style, when Rhaine crested the stairs. My eyes were shut but I could tell by her sharp intake of breath where she was and what she was staring at. "Put on some clothes!" she barked. I remained blind and silent. "I said 'put on some clothes'," she repeated. I hardly had more reason to do so now than I had a second ago. "Put on your clothes," she now sounded petulant; no response. We remained silent for almost a minute, I normally remain still for ten minutes, when she said the magic word. "Would you please put some clothes on?" "Please?" I responded, cracking open one eye. "Come over right now and give me a kiss; then I'll get dressed. Otherwise, you have to wait nine more minutes while I remain in prayer." "Prayer?" whispered Mercy; strangely, I prayed to the Christian God when I meditated, drawing upon Psalms and the Songs of Solomon mostly. "I will not kiss you; you sex, sex, sex fiend!" Rhaine shouted with disgust. I closed my eye and went back into my own little dream demi-plain. "Get dressed," she insisted once more. I could keep this up for another eight and a half minutes. Finally, in frustration, she stalked up to the side of my bed, the other two in tow. "If we need to, I'll escort you straight to the gymnastics facility where Coach Gorman can administer another lesson in humility." Since I hardly felt humiliated by our last encounter, I felt no necessity to slip out of my Center. My carpets were thin cast-offs from an earlier college epoch so they hardly aided any stealth attempt. Rhaine walked up to me, weighed her options, then pushed me lightly. "Get dressed, Zane," she said, neither convincingly angry nor commanding. That didn't work so she repeated the phrase and pushed harder. The third attempt used more strength but got the same results. Rhaine decided that her problem was in the application of force, not her message, so to increase her push, she placed a knee on the bed and pushed harder. "Get dressed, she squealed as I fell over, grabbing her wrist and pulling her with me. I leapt on top of her even as she rolled from her stomach to her back. Rhaine's eyes were wide as I dove in for a kiss. Her lips were locked shut so nothing more happened. She was still struggling for words when Mercy and the other girl grabbed my arms and yanked me up and back. "Get off of me," Rhaine shouted, a little too late to be effective or believable. Experienced leg-breakers usually keep their victim's arms up or to the side; they never stick them between their thighs. As it was, I was being pulled back on my knees, pinning Rhaine's shins to the bed and my hands merely inches away from their pussies. Was it Christmas already? So much of life is about leverage of one kind or another and in this case, the leverage was all in my captor's favor, so I needed to change things up. "Let go of me!" I shouted, struggled, and slipped my hands higher up their thighs. I'm not going to win an Oscar but I did make Rhaine smile at my feigned discomfort, to the point she propped herself up and grinned wickedly at me. "Now you are going to do what I say," she gloated. "Oh, I don't think so," I grinned right back. I rolled my arms in my shoulder joints and launched my upper body toward Rhaine. For those fans of physics, when the shoulder goes down and they've made the elbow a pivot point, then the lower arm goes up, science is my friend. I rolled my fore- and middle finger into one stiff rod and prodded Mercy's and her partner's perineum. They yelped and pulled back, drawing my fingers onto their slits and along them until I flicked their slumbering clits. Their faces flushed crimson as they stumbled back and released my arms. This allowed me to descend on Rhaine unimpeded. Her mouth open in a surprised 'O', our lips met and then our tongues touched inside her mouth. I was quick enough to wrap my arms around her before her back hit the bed. "Umm" she protested inside our oral embrace. "Umm" she mumbled, before, "Umm, she ended up moaning. I was a bit curious why Mercy and the as-of-yet named accomplice weren't all over this, breaking us apart, when I felt Rhaine's legs move from beneath me, to up my sides until they crossed over my ass and locked me in. "Is that, your, I'm not sure what to call it, cock?" she whispered between kisses. How she had become oblivious of her cohorts was beyond me. "I prefer the term cock," I responded with great gentleness but with a hungry stare, "but if cock works for you," I added with a slow, steady, downward pressure with my hips upon hers. Rhaine groaned from deep within, her head lolled back, and her eyes became somewhat unfocussed. "Oh, yes," she mouthed, barely audible. "Rhaine?" Mercy inquired. "Get, get off of Rhaine," the third girl said weakly. "Please?" Since she said please, I obliged. I flipped us over so that Rhaine was on top. I'm not sure how happy the girl was because Rhaine showed no haste in dismounting me, though we did stop kissing once more. "Would you, would you please get dressed now," Rhaine panted. I would have been more impressed, and able, if Rhaine hadn't been humping me at the moment. Clearly, my cock had wedged itself right against her panty-covered love box, her lips divided and her clit rubbing along my shaft. "You really are quite beautiful," I complimented her, as I brushed some loose hairs out of her eyes. Her face softened and she gave me her first compassionate smile. She also ground down on me harder, biting her lip as she did so. The two companions decided something, technically, it could be called a rescue mission, but I never really figured out who was being rescued as they grabbed my arms that encompassed Rhaine. The unnamed girl grabbed my unresisting hand and pulled it to her chest and kept it pinned tightly there. Mercy made even less pretense of actually helping out. She grabbed my other hand and put it in her lap. This would have been minutely more believable if her skirt hadn't 'accidentally' ridden up her thighs so that when I curled in my fingers, my hand slipped between her thighs. Any guess as to what happened when I flexed them again? As best as I could tell (I was still dealing with a face full of Rhaine), she had raised her closest thigh to block her friends from seeing what she was doing and was thrusting my hand into her crotch like it was some sort of fleshy dildo, with the 'finger-tickler' function. Heavy breathing, five seconds grinding my hand in deep, fifteen seconds figuring out that I was working my fingers underneath the elastic bands of her panties, twenty-two seconds. After that, she spread her thighs open slowly and as wide as she hoped she could get away with without being caught. She remained absolutely still as I slipped two fingers underneath her virginal armor and into her cream-covered labia while rubbing my thumb against her clit from the outside. Back to Rhaine: "I hope, ugh, ugh, you have learned, ugh, ugh, ugh, oh, God, your lesson, ugh, ugh, and we won't, Oh, have to force ourselves on, oh, yeah, ugh, ugh, you again." By this time, Rhaine had soaked her panties so thoroughly that she was making squishing noises as she rode me. "If you give me one more kiss," I grinned at her, "I'll do what you want and get dressed." I've rarely seen someone so arrogant and conceited so utterly baffled about what they should do. Obviously, if she kissed me and I stood up, we would stop having 'safe sex,' but she was truly, in her heart, trying to enforce her will on me too. "Fine," I saved her, "if you kiss me until I surrender to you, I'll go quietly and do what you say all day long." At no time was it ever discussed between us what it would take to make me surrender; she never gave me the chance. She grabbed my head with both hands and proceeded to suck the air out of my lungs and use her tongue to wrestle my tongue into submission. No-Name Girl wasn't humping me like a kitten on speed or pretending I was blind and her cunny was Braille, imparting knowledge by touch; she was playing the nervous virgin. I gave the slightest nudge toward her left breast, she stopped me. I repeated the motion and she stopped me again. On the third try, she controlled my gradual migration over her breast and centered my fingertips over her nipple. Mind you, I still had a face full of Rhaine so I couldn't see what I was doing, but I've had sex on moonless nights and I've even had sex blindfolded once (we both were and it was really fun), so I had some experience at sexual navigation by touch alone. I didn't grab, grope, or shake her orb around; I palmed the breast and slowly contracted the hand up, letting the fingers and thumb bring the areolas and nipple into a tantalizing squeeze, then re-extend hand and repeat. Her nipple was pretty average but it soon made an appearance, so on the seventh stroke, I migrated my hand toward the middle of her chest. She groaned in disappointment until I tapped on two of her buttons rapidly before going back to the breast. She understood right off the bat and that shirt got unbuttoned in three seconds flat. Another squeeze and I rolled like a gentle breeze back to the sternum, under the shirt, and to her surprise, under the bra, and started tweaking the nipple and letting her breast roll in my palm. You know, it would be easier to tell my friends from my enemies if they weren't both trying to fuck me to death. I guess all my girl-'friends' do it out of love; my enemies are trying to bring me closer to God, as long as I get there from outside the campus grounds. There are a million worse ways to die and I shouldn't complain; the most important point is that I do have friends after all. Making the Most of Punishment I had barely gotten Nameless to suck two of my fingers and my thumb to slippery goodness and returned them to working her nipple when I heard someone not on the bed speak. "Do you think we have enough footage now, Iona?" Rio purred in a lethally seductive voice. "In the words of the immortal Rio Talon," Iona recited, "these bitches are toast." Dedicated readers will recall how I once claimed that I didn't live in the real world; I lived in Crazy Town. I still do. Rhaine rolled off me, into Nameless, and they clutched each other to avoid tumbling off my bed. (I have a newer, far bigger bed on order for the very reason that I'm tired of lovely ladies nearly taking headers off my favorite sexual encounter spot.) Rhaine was bosom to bosom with a girl whose shirt was wide open with one boob pulled out of her bra. My hand was yanked free in the exchange so I rapidly pushed myself into a semi-reclined position. Why was I not getting all the way up, you ask? Reference: Crazy Town - Mercy decided that being secretly included in a sex video was a huge turn-on. She started riding my two fingers like they were a mini-cock and she was going off like gangbusters. "Yes, yes, yes, yes, ahah." Mercy's whimpers kept rising in volume. "Oh, here it comes," was Barbie Lynn's assessment, based on deep personal experience with me. "Ah," Mercy continued with even more vigor. "Don't you worry, Barbie Lynn," Rio patted her on the shoulder, "she's not nearly as loud as you are." "Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh," Mercy's whimpers became hiccups as I redoubled my efforts on her clitoris. "She's no Leigh either," Opal pointed out. "Ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai," Mercy began yelping louder still. "What is he doing to her?" Brandi gasped in wonderment. "Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba," Mercy's diaphragm began building up a terrible tension deep inside. "Ask him to show that to you in the shower tomorrow," Opal sighed, reliving her own tactile experiences under my care. "I'm not fixated on his cock; if I can't have it, I'll settle for his hands and mouth on me whenever I can get it." "Mother Fucker!" Mercy's head rolled back and she howled at the ceiling, killing all conversation in an instant. Silence hung over the room. Mercy started to fall forward but I caught her and let her drop onto my chest. I held her close until I felt her breathing start to come under control. She pushed up enough to look at me with eyes brimming with tears. "I'm ruined," she told me in a tired, raspy voice, then put her face into my shoulder and began wailing uncontrollably. I stroked her back and hair with my free hand. My other hand was covered in Mercy's fluids, and while some chicks might get off on being covered in their love juice, I doubted Mercy was into that kink; and besides, she was in her school uniform. "You are fine," I cooed. "No one is showing that video to anyone so you are safe. You are one of us and we'll protect you." That last bit was pulled 'outta my ass' so to speak. Every one of my friends up here had their own idea what our relationship was about and I could hardly speak for any one of them, much less all of us. "Speak for yourself, Num-nuts; I'm going to sink these skanks," Rio growled. "Rio, please," I requested in a calm and tender voice. She glared back with ill-concealed rage. "Do you have any idea what these bitches have been doing to me and the other freshmen?" Rio spat back. "Only the vaguest. And I am not saying they shouldn't make amends but there are two things we should consider," I began. It is a testament to how close Rio and I had grown that she permitted me to continue talking uninterrupted. "If we turn them in, we are precisely the type of people they think we are, immoral degenerates. This is supposed to be fun and liberating; if we start breaking people because they cut loose, actually express themselves and have fun, we become what they are and what we despise. I'll leave first," I told her. "Also, as strange as it sounds, probably more to you and me than anyone else on campus, we are Christians," I continued. Rio scoffed and clearly thought I'd lost my mind, or sold out. "You don't bend, Rio. You know right and wrong, and while you often choose wrong, you don't make excuses about it, and I've never had a better friend because I know you mean what you say and say what you mean, no matter how cutting," I explained. "You have clearly lived a socially deprived life, Rio taunted me, but her words cracked under her emotional turmoil ", if I'm what you consider to be a good friend, you stupid bitch moron cocksucker." "Let's put it to a vote," Iona volunteered the notion. "I think that's a good idea," Barbie Lynn stated, with Brandi and Opal agreeing. "Fine, whatever," grumbled Rio. "Okay. We are voting on whether or not we use the video as leverage against Rhaine, Mercy and, I looked to the nameless girl. "Joy," she provided. "Joy Jefferson." "Okay, and Joy Jefferson," I finished. "I vote 'no'." "I vote 'No'," Barbie Lynn went first, but Iona was right behind her with the same vote. "I'm actually with Rio on this one," Brandi said. "They are trying to get rid of Zane. I vote 'Yes'." "I vote 'Yes' as well," Opal agreed. "They shouldn't even be in our dorm or in Zane's room." The most surprised person in the room was now Rio. She clearly expected all the girls who had 'fallen under my spell' to do what I said, leaving her to be in the too familiar spot of being the Odd Woman Out. "I vote 'Yes' for both those reasons," she beamed hate at Rhaine, "plus I am Evil and I want your parents' heads to explode when they see you humping a guy in his dorm room while your lesbian buddies hold him down." "It is a tie," Iona pointed out. "What do we do now?" "It isn't a tie," I countered. "Not every FFU student has voted." "Oh, fuck no," Rio snapped. "They don't get a vote. I'll run and get Cappy and she'll sink their asses." "Okay," I told her. "I'm sure you can relate to having your fate boned by forces beyond your control. You go out and get as many people as you think are necessary to get them expelled and possibly tossed out by their parents. Take your time; there is nowhere they can run." Rio got halfway down the stairs before she came storming back up in a fury that would make a tornado proud. "Move, Bitch," she screamed at Mercy. I pushed Mercy out of the way because I knew what was coming while she had no clue. I scooted to the edge of the bed closest to where Rio was charging. Slap! Oh, fuck, that hurt. "You motherfucking, cock-smoking, son of a bitch," she seethed. Slap! resounded from my other cheek. I caught a glimpse of Iona coming to my aid but she was corralled by Barbie Lynn in time. Opal looked concerned and Brandi was totally stunned. "Don't you ever talk to me like that," she screamed, Slap! "I am not the Better Person. People fuck with me and I make them burn! Do you hear me?" "I understand," I responded with quiet, sincere intensity. Rio hauled off to hit me again and stopped. "Give them to me, Zane. Don't fight me on this. You'll be sorry," she threatened. "I'm doing this because I am your friend, Rio. From 6:00 a.m. on Day One, it has been you and me, and in four years when we earn our release, it will still be you and me," I related. "I don't fucking need you or your fucking pity, Shit For Brains," she growled. "Did it ever occur to you that I'm doing this for me, not you?" I explained. "Look around you right now; mostly really special people but none of them have lost their family and been sent off to live in exile." "My family is not dead, Zane," she replied, her anger misting away like fog before the Sun. "They may live and breathe but you lost them some time ago just the same," I prodded her. Rio said nothing for the longest time, then a lone tear escaped down her cheek. "Sorry, Bro," she stroked my tenderized cheek. "I'm seriously awake now, if that's any consolation," I smirked. "Smart ass," she chuckled back. "Are they okay now?" I overheard Brandi asking the other three girls on my side. "Oh, they are fine, Brandi," drawled Barbie Lynn. "They are like feuding twin brother and sister, somewhat incestuous, mind you, but they are about as close to kin, without being kin, as anyone I've ever seen, save Christina and Heaven." "Rio?" I requested once more. "Fine, the dumb bunnies can vote," she snarled, "but I am praying to God they screw it up anyway." "How do you ladies vote?" I looked to Rhaine but addressed them all. "Um, 'No'," Rhaine said quietly. When no one said anything, Joy rapidly agreed. That left everyone looking at Mercy not that her vote mattered to the final outcome; Rhaine and company were safe by at least one vote no matter what. "I," sniff, "okay, yes," gak, "I mean No!" she corrected, then added, "thank you." "The Noes have it; the video will be archived, not to be seen again until my funeral, which might convince Rhaine to let me live in peace," I teased. The three seniors sighed with relief. "Now for the punishment," Barbie Lynn pronounced. "What?" Rhaine blanched. "I thought we covered that. Are you going back on your word?" "No," Barbie Lynn smiled. "The video is out of bounds but there is still the matter of this being my dorm and me finding you in one of my student's rooms sexually molesting him. Re-read the Handbook if you doubt me or my authority, Rhaine." "We were told to be here by Dean Gorman," Rhaine countered. "Coach Gorman told you to go into Zane's room, sit on his lovely piece of male reproductive perfection, and ride it like you were in the Pony Express?" Barbie smirked. Rhaine, Joy, and Mercy realized that they had no plausible defense and too many witnesses. "What about you all being here?" Rhaine reposed desperately. "We heard his cries for help," Rio beamed. "I think Zane's cries went something like, 'Help, help, I'm trying to remain pure but these scantily clad babes are tearing off their clothes and partaking of my muscular, well-toned man-flesh'." "But that's a lie," Rhaine wailed. "Rhaine, we just salvaged your college career, if not your entire life, and you are worried about Rio's colorful recreation of events?" I inquired. "What is the punishment?" I looked to Barbie. "Spanking," she declared. "Three swats from each of us should do it - barehanded." Rhaine, Joy, and Mercy looked unhappy but not horrified. They looked decidedly less happy when Rio perked up. Morphing Intentions "Iona goes first," Rio said gleefully. "And it has to be on the bare, naked bottom, no panties; three spanks from each of us on each of you, no more than three minutes between the first and last." "No way," Rhaine snapped. She moved to the edge of the bed and stood up. "Fine. Let's go to Gorman's office right now," Barbie Lynn declared. "Zane, you come along as soon as you get dressed. "I'll do it," Mercy sniffled. "I'll take my spanking." "Me too," Joy joined in. Rhaine looked around for some lifeline but there was none. "Very well; let's get this over with," Rhaine conceded. The three girls took off their panties, which probably needed replacing anyway, turned around, bent over, and put their hands on the bed. "No, no, no," Rio denounced their efforts. "All three of you, on the bed, hands and knees with your knees at the edge." When Rhaine looked ready to object, "You agreed to this, Ladies. It is this or else!" The Condemned looked at one another, then slowly obeyed, but Rio wasn't satisfied. She pushed their tushes around and forced them to spread their legs farther apart and generally harangued them until she was happy with the arrangements. It didn't take a 'Doctor Ruth' to figure out what Rio was really doing but the three victims, plus Brandi and Iona, had no idea what they were in store for. "Iona, you first; give them something to remember you by. I'm next, followed by Barbie Lynn, Brandi, Opal, and Zane bats clean-up," (snicker) Rio directed. Barbie Lynn walked down the line, lifting up each skirt onto their back while I scrambled off to get dressed. (Okay, I walked six feet to my wardrobe and dresser.) Iona stood somewhat timidly behind Rhaine, took a deep breath, and, did a rather lukewarm smack. As soon as it fell Iona flinched, and she looked over to a glaring Rio. The next smack was hard enough to make Rhaine give a startled jump but not really cruel. The third, on the other cheek, was about as forceful. Iona stepped down the line and administered her share of the punishment. When she shuffled over to Rio, she looked embarrassed. "I'm sorry, Rio. I'm not sure about all of this. I don't want to hurt them," she explained. "It's cool," Rio soothed her. "You did exactly what I wanted you to do. Now," and whispering followed. Iona shrugged, raided my towel shelf, and headed downstairs quickly. Now it was Rio's turn. She walked up behind Rhaine, knelt between her legs, pressing them apart. "What the, Rhaine began. "Shut up and take it!" Rio growled with such menace that Rhaine turned forward and lowered her head in shame. When Rio placed a hand against Rhaine's rump, it wasn't in anger, though, but to rub it softly. "Very soft," Rio purred sensually. "Did Iona hurt you?" "Ah, not too bad," Rhaine stammered, confused by Rio's sudden affection. "I see a handprint," Rio told her. She was seeing something the rest of us were missing was all I could think. She leaned in and kissed that invisible mark, which caused more of a reaction than any of Iona's slaps. "Hey, what are you doing?" Rhaine squawked. Slap! "Ow!" cried Rhaine. She tried to pull away but Rio grabbed her hips with two hands and pulled back. "You agreed to this," Rio threatened her. Rhaine shuddered but she stopped trying to escape. "Are you going to behave so we can get this over with or do we need to make up an excuse for why we missed breakfast?" "Fine, fine, let's get this over with," Rhaine said dejectedly. "Good girl," Rio cooed. She began massaging Rhaine's right ass cheek with one hand while holding tight with her left hand on Rhaine's left hip. Rio placed a kiss on the cleft between the thigh and ass; Rhaine gave a tiny gasp, twitched, and tried to incrementally pull away. Rio was having none of that. "Bad girl," she murmured, but there was no slap this time. Instead, she slithered between Rhaine and Joy and whispered into Rhaine's ear. "Would you please get on your elbows, Sweet Rhaine?" I'd have bet money that Rhaine would have shot off her mouth if not physically resisted, but Rio was Mistress of the Moment and Rhaine meekly complied. Rio was so dominant, she even kissed Rhaine's ear and nipped the earlobe before resuming her station at Rhaine's posterior. "Is this punishment?" Brandi whispered. "Just you wait and see, Brandi," was my reply. Rio reached out with her hands, separated her ass cheeks, and soaked in the view. Right when Rhaine started to look underneath herself, Rio pushed her face into her cunt and made a loud sucking sound. "Ah!" Rhaine gasped, startled yet aroused. "Umm," Rio slurped, as she rubbed her face deep into Rhaine's Love box. I recognized the tongue technique of darting deep into the cunt, alternating with a vigorous suction of the clitoris. Instead of trying to get away, Rhaine went from resting on her elbows down to her chest touching the bed, her arms crossed, and her head resting on them. Slap! "Ow!" Rhaine whined, "That hurt." Rio was too busy giving Rhaine's cunt a world class swirly so it fell to Barbie Lynn to explain. "That's why it is called punishment, Rhaine," she said, but Rhaine was already moaning in ecstasy. A thin sheen of sweat had just started covering Rhaine's exposed flesh when Iona returned with a wicker basket full of wet cloths. I was buttoning my shirt and enjoying the show when I caught Joy and Mercy studying Rhaine with some concern and exchanging worried glances with one another. Rio seriously worked over Rhaine's cunt for another minute, then launched one more stinging slap. This time Rhaine screamed into her arm instead of out loud and didn't protest. Rio stood up and kissed the small of Rhaine's back. "You have one hot cunt, Bitch. I look forward to tearing another piece of you off later," Rio told her, voice heavy with heated passion. "Iona, towel." Iona tossed her a towel; Rio caught it one handed and used it to wipe off her face. She smiled at Barbie as the blonde came up and knelt behind Rhaine. Barbie Lynn's first spank was hardly brutal but it did get Rhaine's attention. She then began kissing each cheek as her hands parted the Senior Class President's (presumptive) ass cheeks. Her attentions wandered between the twin sets of firm muscle, her tongue flicking along Rhaine's pink, puckered star. "Gak!" Rhaine gasped. She followed it up with a serious tremor throughout her body. Barbie Lynn glanced over to me, gave me a devilish grin, and flexed her eyebrows in sheer delight. Barbie returned to Rhaine's rump and set to work using her extensive skills on her cunt, parting her lips with the fingers of one hand, pinching her clit between the thumb and forefingers of the other hand, and licking along her entire slit with her tongue. Between Joy's thighs, Rio was putting on a performance that would make Jenna Jameson proud, maybe even envious. Apparently her teenage exploration of the Arizona nightlife had not been the waste of time her parents thought it was. I doubt it mattered to Joy, who was already pushing her ass against Rio's face. On this victim, instead of spanking, Rio was biting her ass hard enough to leave marks and make Joy squeal. Two minutes into this round, Rhaine lost it and squirted all over Barbie Lynn's face. This was apparently her first squirter because Barbie tried to back away from the eruption, which only guaranteed that it splashed all over her body from eyebrows to both bodacious breasts. "Rhaine," Barbie Lynn scolded her fellow senior, "you could have warned me." Rhaine didn't respond; her face nestled down on her arms and her whole body wracked with waves of orgasmic bliss and her lungs fighting for air - she was in no state to respond. As Barbie stripped off her shirt, I gave her a washcloth and one of my white shirts. I tossed Rio her second cloth of the morning and motioned Brandi forward. "She's, she's still having her orgasm," Brandi questioned. "That's why this is called punishment," I explained with a knowing smile. Brandi opened her mouth in surprise, followed by understanding, and then a race to get between Rhaine's legs and take her first lick of Rhaine's quivering quim. "Ah, ah, ah,  Barbie Lynn, I've, Rhaine finally articulated ", never done that before, I swear. I am sorry." That was all she could muster; right after that, her fists crumpled up the quilt on my bed and she bit down on the folds in an attempt to stifle the increasingly slutty moans Brandi was bringing forth. Barbie Lynn decided not to put on my shirt, maybe not comprehending that her lacy beige bra had been rendered virtually transparent by Rhaine's ejaculate. Besides myself, Opal was also fixated on the view of her pendulous orbs and gorgeous engorged nipples. The blonde took a different approach with Joy. She lifted up the girl's hips, elevated her to the point Barbie could lick her from pubic mound to ass and back again. I knew Barbie Lynn was strong, but I'd never exploited that quality in that manner. I made a note for experimentation tomorrow night. "No, no, no, no," Joy repeated in a desperate effort to fight off the sensations that were pulsating in an irresistible current surging up from the wellspring of her womanhood. "I can't do this," she sobbed. "Lord, please save me." I hurried around the bed and slid beside Joy's head. I took her by the chin and made eye contact. "Joy, if you really want this to stop, it will end right now," I promised her, though I was sure I was getting a dirty, if unseen, glare from Rio. "You gave your word but if you honestly believe you have been punished enough, take my hand and I'll escort you out of here." I offered my hand to her and she stared at it. "Get me out of here," she panted, tears trickling down her cheeks and gathering at her chin. "No, you get yourself out of here. Give up and agree to leave Mercy and Rhaine to take the punishment you agreed to." "Take my hand, abandon them, and I'll clean you up and escort you back to the fifth floor. That will be the end of it and nothing more will be said," I defined my terms. Barbie Lynn was still going to town on Joy's clit and the poor victim so desperately wanted to escape her nearly impossible battle with her own incendiary sexuality, which was no longer begging for release but tearing its prison down brick by brick. Joy almost reached my hand but fell short at the last moment. "God forgive me," she wept. He breathing began spiraling out of control. "Ugh, ugh, ugh, oh, please, stop, I beg, beg you." Divine intervention or not, Barbie Lynn's session ended and Joy was given breathing room. She even had a moment to look up at me and give a weak smile as if she had gained some small triumph. Her self-deception was made evident to her the moment Brandi exploded onto her scene. What the girl lacked in technique and experience, she more than compensated with raw, hungry enthusiasm. Joy's eyes grew as wide as limpid saucers, "Oh, No!" she wailed. Gurgling came next, and finally, "This can't be happening. God Forgive Me!" and what may have been her first sexual climax. She did grab my hands then and pulled them to her. Her face was slack, her mouth open and panting, and her eyes had this far-off look, so I lowered my lips to her face and licked her lips before settling my lips on hers and basically coaxing her tongue as it struggled to deal with several more waves of orgasm. I kept her kiss going with the occasional rest break so she could continue to breath. "Thank you," she whispered to me as she started to stabilize. "We FFU have to stick together," I both reminded her and boggled her shaken mind at the same time. Half an hour ago she had no doubt I didn't belong here and wasn't really FFU material, male and immoral. In her regard for me, I could see her blind acceptance of traditional FFU dogma weakening. "I've got to go now; it is almost my time to start punishing Rhaine," I softly informed Joy. Her hormone-trampled mind struggled to grasp that she was halfway through her torture. Brandi would finish soon, then it would be Opal, and then it would me, a male; me, face first at the gateway to her sacred womb. Her virginity would be spared from extinction by my will alone and I could tell that scared the hell out of her. She'd been chosen for her belief that Zane was a corrupter and that extraordinary measures were necessary to drive him out, no matter how sinful they may appear, and now she was face down and bare ass up, surrounded in his room by him and his friends. The most terrifying thing of all may well have been that we had made her feel more like a woman than she'd ever felt before. Where Rhaine had divorced her feelings and pleasure from her grasp of reality, and Joy was beating herself up every step of the way, Mercy had completely submerged herself in the transformation her body was going through. Mercy had already experienced one orgasm and come crashing down into doubt and self-loathing, only to be shown that her life wasn't over and no one thought the worst of her for actually enjoying sex. She didn't feel like a tramp or a slut; she felt alive and burning bright, so when Rio gave her that first hard spank, she'd moaned instead of crying out, and when the 'felon' gave her first few licks, Mercy reached under her body with one arm and started rubbing her slit in tandem with Rio's face dance. Even Rio's snicker didn't dampen her ardor, and when Rio took Mercy's hand and pushed two of Mercy's fingers deep in, Mercy thrust back with her hips so that her fingers touched her hymen. When Rio pulled Mercy's hand out of her twat, Mercy whimpered in need, but when she felt her fingers go into a different damp, warm orifice, she stopped, and when Rio's mouth started sucking the juices off of those fingers and twirling her tongue around each individual digit, Mercy couldn't help herself from wiggling her hips like a bitch in heat. With the fingers clean, Rio inserted them, along with two of her own fingers, back into Mercy's cunt, extremely stretching it out. Rio then came around the far side of Mercy, away from the others, and whispered into her ear. Later she related what was said: "You like that don't you?" Rio teased. Mercy nodded vigorously. "Come to Zane's room tonight and I'll fuck you all night long. You'll be my bitch. Do you understand that?" Another vigorous nod. "I've got to leave you soon to these other girls and Zane, but don't you forget you are mine now; my property, my mate. Don't make me hunt you down and put my brand on your ass, clear?" One final, excited nod. I live in Crazy Town. On par with that information was the fact that I had promised the night to Heaven and I had no clue how in the hell that was going to work out. My bed barely held three people, four was asking too much. If you made one of those people Heaven with her secret, the term 'impossible' came to mind. At the start of the line, Opal met Rhaine. She landed two very loud, wet smacks on Rhaine's behind, causing the senior to rock forward. Having gotten most of the 'cover story' (the spanking) out of the way, Opal rolled Rhaine onto her back with only the weakest of protests. She started a few gentle teases and kisses with her lips to Rhaine's cunt while Rhaine's legs dangled off the floor. Once she got Rhaine back into an erotic state, Opal began lifting Rhaine's thighs up and out until she'd pushed Rhaine's knees almost back to her breasts and feeding like a ravenous succubus on every inch of thigh, cunt, ass, and stomach. Opal hadn't been gentle with Brandi, but she'd been absolutely gentle, kind, and caring compared to the treatment Rhaine was getting. Rhaine held it in as long as possible but when she cut loose, she cut loose in a big way. Her fists pounded the bed repeatedly, her head swept back and forth, and her lower torso kept thrusting off the bed and into Opal's mouth, lips, and tongue. "Damn!" she screamed through clenched teeth as her body expended one last spasm. Opal succeeded in catching most of Rhaine's fluid eruption, rolled the heavily panting Rhaine to one side, and administered the proscribed last spank. "You're up, Zane," she winked with a smile, before cleaning her face and moving on to the nearly as devastated Joy. I settled between Rhaine's legs and began administering kisses. "Please, Zane," she begged, "it hurts. I'm so sore. Please just spank me." "Sorry, I can't do that," I told her sternly. Rhaine closed her eyes and muttered some kind of prayer, though she made no attempt to shield her body from me. I doubt she even knew I was lying beside her until my first kiss played upon her eyelids. "You are not going to, to me?" she inquired with a desperate hope. "No. I'm going to spank you so hard you can't sit for a week," I threatened, "unless I forget my three-minute time limit. I can't imagine what would possibly distract me, though." It took Rhaine's sexually fatigued mind a moment to catch on but when she did, she clasped her hands on either side of my face and kissed me with an inspired intensity. I let my fingers play along her breastbone and stroke her breasts through her shirt and bra. About a minute into this little game, I discovered Rio leaning over us, clearing her throat. "This monster made us jump out a second-story window," she stared intently. Fear crept back into Rhaine's eyes as she glanced from Rio to me. "I am biting her tongue, I promise," I grinned. "I'm not joking, Zane," Rio warned me. "Fine," I groaned. "Rhaine, roll toward me," I instructed, as I propped myself up, and she reluctantly rolled toward me. I put a hand on her hip, hiked up her skirt and rolled her farther to me until I got a good look at her rump. "Rio, take a look at this, please," I motioned to Rhaine's ass. Rhaine blushed and lowered her head. I doubt having her ass naked and on display on my bed was what she intended or even imagined possible when she got up this morning. I ran a hand along her spine to the cleft between her cheeks and squeezed the upper one tightly. "This is a thing of beauty," I told Rio, but clearly wanting Rhaine thinking about what was being said. Rio knew me too well to think I'd turn that ass cheek red so she took the other path. Rio reached out and stroked it too. "Okay, Zane; it is damn sexy," Rio acknowledged grudgingly. I took Rhaine's hand in my own and placed it on her side, just below the ribs, and led it in a wandering trip to her lower back, then to the cheek I'd displayed to Rio. "See, Rhaine, you have a fantastic ass. God knew what he was doing when he made you," I told her. "It is a pity we can't see you in shorts or a bikini from time to time." "That is sinful and leads men into the Sin of Lust," Rhaine said with absolute conviction. "This is the work of the Devil, not God." Rio ground her teeth but I grinned. "Did God create the male peacock?" I questioned, while I kept hold of Rhaine's hand and stroking her ass from tailbone to the dip into the bottom of her sopping wet cunt. "Yes," she cautiously replied, her breath coming faster and faster. "Yet we don't run around putting them in garbage bags because they are enticing to the eye," I reasoned. "You make it sound like it isn't a man's fault that he can't control his own impulses, even though he is supposed to lead his household." "God made you beautiful and he made me with will enough to look at you and respect any decision you make about your body," I hammered away. "I'm not going to say I don't want to have sex with you because that would be a lie, but the important thing to me is that you took a Purity Pledge and I have to respect that." Rhaine had nothing to say at that moment. I was clearly a randy bastard who preyed upon good Christian girls and tricked them into surrendering to my dark desires. "You are trying to trick me," she panted, while I leaned in and kissed her neck and ear. "Rhaine, I've been trying to avoid you since we first met. You are the one who cornered me in my dorm," I pointed out. "You came into my room when you knew I was either naked or getting dressed. You chose to crawl onto my bed when I was sitting down, meditating and clearly naked. I was hoping my blatant sexuality would make you leave me alone, not attack me." "Don't blame Rhaine," Rio joked to me. "Rhaine, Zane's like sex candy," she directed to Rhaine. "You won't be the first bunch of Christian bitches we've had to rescue Zane from. It is not his fault; it is ours. He's masculine, kind, and available. You know that he has been in three fights since coming here; right?" "Uh, uh, uh, yes," Rhaine panted. "It makes him dangerous, he's a man." "Really?" Rio chortled. "Two of those fights were to save me from you ladies, and he stopped fighting the moment I was safe. The third fight was caused because two of our girls were being set upon by those University guys and Zane put his body in the way, they hit him first." "I, is this true?" she said with a heavy breath. "Ask Mercy to tell you the truth, not what they've told her to say. Ask Cappadocia about that first fight and the fight off campus. You may not like Iona but she wouldn't lie to you and she knows how that second fight started," Rio sounded so reasonable. I slowly rolled over onto Rhaine while I kissed her neck and shoulders. "Ah, ew, yes," Rhaine cooed passionately. "Tricking me," she sighed but that didn't stop her from slowly moving her arms and legs around me. "Do you want to be on top?" I whispered to Rhaine. "I, uh," she stammered, then nodded. We rolled to the very foot of the bed and started a serious make-out session. I began rubbing down her mid- and lower back for a bit before moving to her ass cheeks and giving them a firm squeeze. "That doesn't hurt too much, does it?" I asked compassionately. "Umm, no, feels good," she managed to get out between kisses. "Okay," Rio smirked as she tapped Rhaine's shoulder. "Tap out; your time is up. Now get off my bitch (meaning me). He's got two more of you to go through before we can leave." "Huh? What?" Rhaine sounded confused, then, "it's over?" Her eyes betrayed how little she wanted this to stop right now. "Good," Rhaine sighed sadly. She began sliding down my body. When she saw that I was rising slower than she was receding, Rhaine waited until our lips met before continuing. We remained lip-locked until we stood up, my hands cupping her ass (now covered by her skirt once more) and her arms wrapped around my neck. "Have you learned your lesson?" I inquired when we finally came up for air. Rhaine looked at me for several seconds, unsure what to say. "Joy's waiting," Barbie Lynn reminded us both. Rhaine let her hands drop to her sides and stepped back. Barbie Lynn pressed something into her hands which turned out to be a fresh pair of panties. "I doubt you want to put on your old pair," Barbie Lynn pointed out, "and these are fresh out of the bag." "Thank you, Barbie Lynn," Rhaine said with embarrassment. "Here is a washcloth," Iona added as she handed one over. "You can go behind my wardrobe to change," I offered. The thought of any of the girls going behind a veil to avoid exposing themselves as they cleaned up and put on underwear might appear pointless, but after everything those three had gone through, handing them back a piece of their dignity was a kindness we could all afford. Rhaine disappeared from sight and I turned to Joy. Opal was still giving her a seriously hard time despite the time limit expiring and gave me a wink as she went to displace Brandi on Mercy. I put a knee on the bed and lifted Joy up. She squealed but didn't squirm and I carefully maneuvered her onto her feet. I held her tight while she reoriented. "Are you okay?" I voiced my concern. Joy gave a brief nod. "Are you ready for your last punishment?" Joy looked me in the eyes, then gave the tiniest acknowledgement. "Now stand on your tiptoes, put one hand around my neck, and use the other to hold up the back of your skirt while you press tightly against me." When she had done as I directed, I looked deep into her eyes. I spanked her cheeks, left-right-left, drawing forth a sharp breath, gritted teeth, and tears brimming in her eyes. I had not been gentle but sometimes a person needs punishment to forgive themselves for feeling good about something they've been told is wrong. That was the pop psychology I was running on at the moment. If I got it wrong, forgive me; I'm only eighteen. No sooner had Barbie Lynn and Iona supplied Joy with her parting gifts did Mercy howl. Her further outbursts were muted by her grabbing my much abused pillow and using it as a muzzle. Her body tensing and recoiling time and again was both frightening and erotic combined, and I was suddenly trying to remember if anyone close by knew CPR. Opal fell back on her ass and looked at the rest of us. "That was wild," she smiled, and licked her lips, "but I think I need to go change." I helped Opal stand and we exchanged a rich yet messy, sticky kiss. "Best intervention ever," Opal joked with me, then skipped off down the stairs. I turned to Mercy and plopped down beside her. A quick examination showed a sweaty, tired young lady with a sensual smile on her lips. "I think she's had enough, but" , I swatted her ass lightly three times and stood up. "Breakfast anyone?" Dorm Life, Heaven, and Mercy too. We were late heading out of the dorm so, under Rhaine's watchful control, the group jogged toward the dining hall. As we made the final approach, Rhaine grabbed my arm. Rhaine, Joy, Mercy and I slowed down while the rest headed in ahead of us. "What are we going to say?" Rhaine hissed in a panicky voice. "I was childish, blocked the door, and you caught me sneaking down a fire escape," I suggested. "You will get in trouble," Rhaine said with utter confusion. "I can take it better than you can," I related. "I don't understand. Why are you, all of you, doing this for us?" Joy asked. "Because," I snorted, "we are the good guys." They clearly thought I was a nut but going inside cut off the conversation. "Besides, I need to do something that's going to be rough on both of us." The Smartest Girl on Campus Looking back on things, that first Monday when it was only Rio and I realizing what I was became the only time I entered the Dining Hall or Assembly without being noticed. First I had been a novelty, now I was the freakish center of the storm. I sort of held my reactions in reverse; the hateful looks my enemies gave me made me laugh while the hopeful looks my allies gave me scared the hell out of me. I was dwelling on that quirk in my nature when I reached the spot my gang was sitting; we had our own location and the majority of the school had given it their blessing. Weird? Only the Class Presidents had their own preordained spots. Speaking of which, "Hey, Jungle Boy," Rio teased in such a dangerous way that I felt my balls crawl up into my body. "Iona nominated you for Freshman Class President." "Ha, ha, ha," I joked dryly, then looked to Iona. She couldn't meet my gaze. "Iona, why? Why didn't you at least ask me first?" "I knew you would say 'no'," she replied softly, then she looked up with more determination, "but I know you would be a great Class President." "Don't sweat it, Zane," Rio chuckled. "You need fifty signatures to be on the ballet." "He has seventy-two," Iona informed us. "Gak! How long have I been out there?" I gasped. "Nine minutes," Iona smirked bashfully. I looked around the room, humbled and disturbed. You have to remember that there weren't 250 freshmen and nearly one-third had decided that I should lead them; the faculty must be having kittens. I was thinking that over when a previous bit of theater came back to bite me in the ass. A girl I vaguely knew, Arielle, a fellow freshman, put her hand on my shoulder and waited. It took me a second to clue in but thankfully she and the others were patient. I put my hand on top of hers. "Thank you," I told her. She smiled and moved away, immediately replaced by another freshman. Over 80 freshmen followed and I could feel the disgust emanating from the head table were Chancellor Bazz sat. Friends like Brandi and Dove came over to congratulate me on my nomination but I realized my more savvy friends stayed away. They knew the struggle I was in for and the very real possibility that even if I was elected, Chancellor Bazz would simply kick me out. I'd be going to them for advice and counsel. I guess I might actually have to ask Iona who the Sophomore and Junior Class Presidents were. In fact, "Iona, who are the other Class Presidents?" I inquired. "They would be those haughty bitches in pleated skirts," Rio interrupted. "Funny like a crutch," I replied snidely. "Besides, that describes about half the girls here." "These would be the ones avoiding you like the plague," Rio snickered. "Here you go," Iona intervened, showing me two pictures on her phone. "Besides, you aren't that alone; the Science Club and Botany Club both support you." "Whoop-de-do," Rio huffed. "What are they going to do? Send nasty e-mails and throw clods of dirt on our opponents?" "Could I meet with them?" I asked Iona, ignoring Rio's snide asides. "They've both agreed to help with your Solarium," Iona shot a 'that will show you' to Rio, "and you already know the head of the Science Club but I can set up a meeting if you like." "Make it so," I commanded loftily. "Zane, if you become Class President Iona will be your Personal Assistant, but what does that make me?" Rio inquired. "My House Assassin," I suggested. Rio seemed to like the idea, it fit with her violent tendencies, but she wanted an explanation. "You are almost always underestimated, and like me, you have nothing to lose." "House Assassin," Rio mulled it over. "Okay, but I prefer the title 'Ninja Reaper Angel'." Rio and I exchanged looks; hers mischievous and mine one of amusement. "N R A"

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What if finding couple friends was as easy and intentional as dating apps? Jourdann Lubliner, Founder & CEO of Doubles Social, joins me to talk about her innovative new app designed to help couples meet like-minded pairs, connect over shared interests, and make double dating fun again.We dive into what inspired Jourdann to create the first-ever private members community for couples, why so many people in their 30s find it harder to maintain friendships, and how Doubles Social is filling a gap in the market during today's “friendship recession.” Jourdann also shares how her background running a successful PR firm shaped the brand and vision behind Doubles, the kinds of events members can look forward to, and why she believes intentional connection can actually strengthen relationships.If you've ever wondered how to expand your social circle as a couple, you won't want to miss this conversation.Jourdann Lubliner is the Founder & CEO of Doubles Social, the first-ever private members community and app designed to help couples meet, connect, and go on double dates. Doubles Social is an elevated, unprecedented space for like-minded couples to match over similar interests, hobbies, and life stages. Jourdann is also the Founder & CEO of Electrify PR, a full-service public relations firm for game-changing companies and personalities. She is a seasoned publicist with 15 years of experience publicizing brands across various industries, such as wellness, beauty, fashion, travel and creator economy. Jourdann previously managed communications for Men's Health magazine and Gilt. Jourdann is based in NYC with her husband, Matthew, and enjoys tennis, skiing, concerts and comedy shows.Apply to Doubles SocialLearn more about Doubles Social  RSVP to the Doubles Social x Fun Club EventFollow Doubles Social on InstagramFollow Doubles Social on TikTokFollow @mannatplease on TikTok and Instagram!Disclaimer: The information shared on this podcast is for informational and entertainment purposes only. While I am a licensed attorney, I am not providing legal advice in this podcast, and no attorney-client relationship is formed. Additionally, I am not a licensed therapist, medical professional, or financial advisor. Nothing discussed should be considered professional, legal, medical, or financial advice. Always consult with a qualified professional before making any decisions related to your health, finances, or legal matters. The views expressed are my own and do not reflect those of any organizations I may be affiliated with.

Summer vacations are over and Jack's didn't go very well. This week's show begins with a discussion about the proper way to deal with issues at a beach house rented from Airbnb. Jack and Nikki then field a question from a listener about carpeted walls or ceilings and analyze Tinder's double dating option. 

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Meta's Submarine Cable Megaproject Meta's Project Waterworth isn't just another undersea cable - it's an 18,000 mile behemoth set to link continents, with India's data centres as a key hub. Doctoral researcher Anniki Mikelsaar from the Oxford Internet Institute breaks down its geopolitical stakes: Will it dodge regulatory battles? The project also raises questions about regulation and security. Who controls these underwater data highways? As demand for low-latency connections grows, Meta's investment could redefine how the world stays online - and who profits from it. AI vs. Diabetic Foot Ulcers Diabetes can silently attack nerves, leading to foot ulcers that risk amputation. Enter LookInside, an AI app that diagnoses ulcers in seconds using smartphone scans. Founder Dr. Hermilio Carvalho explains how it could slash global healthcare costs—and why it's part of a wave of AI tools fighting diabetes' invisible threats. Tinder's double dating revolution Swipe culture just got safer: Tinder's Double Date lets users' team up with a friend to match with pairs. Gareth cheers it as a no-brainer for safety, while Chhavi wonders: Could this kill awkward first-date small talk? Either way, it's a bold step towards reimagining digital dating. The programme is presented by Gareth Mitchell and the studio expert is Chhavi Sachdev. More on this week's stories: Meta's submarine cable – the longest ever LookInside – Diagnosing diabetic foot ulcers with AI Tinder Double Dating For the PodExtra version of the show please subscribe via this link: https://somewhere-on-earth-the-global-tech-podcast-the-podextra-edition.pod.fan/ Follow us on all the socials: Join our Facebook group Instagram BlueSky YouTube   If you like Somewhere on Earth, please rate and review it on Apple Podcasts or Spotify   Contact us by email: hello@somewhereonearth.co   Send us a voice note: via WhatsApp: +44 7486 329 484   Find a Story + Make it News = Change the World Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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It was really fun having Michele Norris in the studio. Michele is the host of the great podcast Your Mama's Kitchen and the founder of the Race Card Project. A respected journalist, Michele cohosted National Public Radio's evening news program All Things Considered from 2002 to 2011 and was the first African-American female host for NPR. In this episode, we talk about Michele's journalism career and what draws her to stories in the food orbit. Also on the show, we have a great talk with cookbook author and artist Erin Gleason. Erin is behind the best-selling Forest Feast series, and she's the author of a really cool art book: The Watercolor Feast. It's a guide to painting fruits, vegetables, and flowers, and it leads to a great conversation about Erin's career and why more of us should buy a set of watercolors and just paint. And, at the top of the show, it's the return of Three Things, where Aliza and Matt talk about what is exciting them in the world of restaurants, cookbooks, and the food world as a whole. On this episode: Bayou Saint Cake, potato salad in the gumbo at Parkway in New Orleans, I Leave It Up to You is a great food novel. Also: Sinners, taste testing the hot new “protein” bars of the moment, David and Hormbles Chormbles, Big Night's big expansion, and checking out Kung Fu Bros Dumplings on the westside of Detroit.Do you enjoy This Is TASTE? Drop us a review on Apple, or star us on Spotify. We'd love to hear from you. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Happy Tsu Homecoming Week from The G Talk Podcast! I am joined by Amber, Robin, and Brittany! We begin with intros, then we get into the news week and various other convo (5:31). We come back and discuss how we prepare for homecoming and our favorite moments from it (42:38). We wrap up with a good discussion on our experience with double dating and bringing significant others around our friend groups (01:12:36). This has the feeling of a throwback podcast vibe! I really hope you enjoy, share with another fellow young adult!

A perfect relationship is a nice thought but in reality, it doesn't exist. We all have trials and tribulations when it comes to being in a relationships. When those issues arise, some of us are quick to look for a reason to exit that situation, while in most relationships, you just need to tighten the bolts of your relationship. This week, The Amazing Clarks clue you in on how to make sure that a minor issue doesn't turn into a bigger issue, which could lead to disastrous consequences. Then, all you have to do is communicate with your partner and together you can both figure out how to make sure you two are on the same page and happy.  Time to join the Love Revolution family! If you have any children, are you prepared for their love journey? Tap in with us over at  @theamazingclarks and @blacklovepodcastnetwork and let us know what your story is!Click Here if you are interested in being coached for The Amazing Clarks Podcast!========Do you have a question for The Amazing Clarks? Let us know by filling out our form!========Are you interested in becoming a life coach or want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks?  Head over to the Law of Attraction Life Coach Academy!If you want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks, pick up your copy of Crack The Code: The Secret To Achieving Your Happily Ever After========Join us for the 2023 Black Love Summit! You've rocked with us from LA to Atlanta and beyond, and guess what? We're coming back to ATL for our 6th anniversary!!365 days a year, we celebrate Black Love and joy via our socials, podcasts, and the BL+ app. Now, get ready to soak up the vibes in person – imagine a whole day of community, chats that'll light up your brain, a dope #Blackowned marketplace, and some specially curated moments we have never done before!October 21st is your time to groove with Black Loooove!

Trust between partners is one of the most important things when you're in a relationship. But, what happens when that little voice in your head is whispering doubts about the loyalty of your significant other? Do you continue to trust that they are still being faithful or do you administer a loyalty test to quiet that very convincing whisper of doubt? This week on the podcast, The Amazing Clarks discuss why you feel the need to test your partner and if it's really about your boo or is there something deeper going on inside of you. Settle in friends because this week we get tested!  Time to join the Love Revolution family! If you have any children, are you prepared for their love journey? Tap in with us over at  @theamazingclarks and @blacklovepodcastnetwork and let us know what your story is!Click Here if you are interested in being coached for The Amazing Clarks Podcast!========Do you have a question for The Amazing Clarks? Let us know by filling out our form!========Are you interested in becoming a life coach or want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks?  Head over to the Law of Attraction Life Coach Academy!If you want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks, pick up your copy of Crack The Code: The Secret To Achieving Your Happily Ever After========Join us for the 2023 Black Love Summit! You've rocked with us from LA to Atlanta and beyond, and guess what? We're coming back to ATL for our 6th anniversary!!365 days a year, we celebrate Black Love and joy via our socials, podcasts, and the BL+ app. Now, get ready to soak up the vibes in person – imagine a whole day of community, chats that'll light up your brain, a dope #Blackowned marketplace, and some specially curated moments we have never done before!October 21st is your time to groove with Black Loooove!

With so many myths in the world, it's hard to keep up with what is actual myth and what is truth. So, allow us to add another myth to your long list! Having a happy marriage is something all of us strive for when we get married, but perfection isn't possible. Sometimes looking for perfection in a marriage can be the very downfall of your marriage. But, there is a way to have a marriage that both you and our spouse can be proud of, and dare we say happy. This week on the podcast, The Amazing Clarks give you the blueprint to make the most out of your marriage and make the happiness you feel about your marriage not just a myth! Time to join the Love Revolution family! If you have any children, are you prepared for their love journey? Tap in with us over at  @theamazingclarks and @blacklovepodcastnetwork and let us know what your story is!Click Here if you are interested in being coached for The Amazing Clarks Podcast!========Do you have a question for The Amazing Clarks? Let us know by filling out our form!========Are you interested in becoming a life coach or want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks?  Head over to the Law of Attraction Life Coach Academy!If you want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks, pick up your copy of Crack The Code: The Secret To Achieving Your Happily Ever After========Join us for the 2023 Black Love Summit! You've rocked with us from LA to Atlanta and beyond, and guess what? We're coming back to ATL for our 6th anniversary!!365 days a year, we celebrate Black Love and joy via our socials, podcasts, and the BL+ app. Now, get ready to soak up the vibes in person – imagine a whole day of community, chats that'll light up your brain, a dope #Blackowned marketplace, and some specially curated moments we have never done before!October 21st is your time to groove with Black Loooove!

  Ding! Ding! Everyone to their corners! Arguing with your partner can be one of the most frustrating things about being in a relationship. We know that trying to communicate your needs to a person who “doesn't seem to be picking up what you're putting down” can lead to something more heated. Here's the good news, fighting with your partner doesn't mean your relationship is ending. The way you and your partner argue can actually be productive. It can be the difference between your relationship ACTUALLY ending or you and your partner growing closer while both people getting their needs met. On this episode, The Amazing Clarks give you the tools to figure out what you and your partner's fighting style is and how knowing that info can make all the difference in the health of your relationship.  Time to join the Love Revolution family! If you have any children, are you prepared for their love journey? Tap in with us over at  @theamazingclarks and @blacklovepodcastnetwork and let us know what your story is!Click Here if you are interested in being coached for The Amazing Clarks Podcast!========Do you have a question for The Amazing Clarks? Let us know by filling out our form!========Are you interested in becoming a life coach or want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks?  Head over to the Law of Attraction Life Coach Academy!If you want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks, pick up your copy of Crack The Code: The Secret To Achieving Your Happily Ever After========Join us for the 2023 Black Love Summit! You've rocked with us from LA to Atlanta and beyond, and guess what? We're coming back to ATL for our 6th anniversary!!365 days a year, we celebrate Black Love and joy via our socials, podcasts, and the BL+ app. Now, get ready to soak up the vibes in person – imagine a whole day of community, chats that'll light up your brain, a dope #Blackowned marketplace, and some specially curated moments we have never done before!October 21st is your time to groove with Black Loooove!

We can all agree sex is one of the pillars of a good relationship. When the sex is good, sometimes it can be a distraction, but what if you are using sex to avoid truly connecting with your partner? Emotions can be complicated,  and who's got time for that roller coaster. Sex can be used to avoid how you truly feel, and you convince yourself this is the best way to not get hurt. This week, The Amazing Clarks chat about the possible reasons you may be using sex to protect your heart and how the sex will be even better when you are 100% emotionally connected with your partner! Time to join the Love Revolution family! If you have any children, are you prepared for their love journey? Tap in with us over at  @theamazingclarks and @blacklovepodcastnetwork and let us know what your story is!Click Here if you are interested in being coached for The Amazing Clarks Podcast!========Do you have a question for The Amazing Clarks? Let us know by filling out our form!========Are you interested in becoming a life coach or want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks?  Head over to the Law of Attraction Life Coach Academy!If you want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks, pick up your copy of Crack The Code: The Secret To Achieving Your Happily Ever After========Join us for the 2023 Black Love Summit! You've rocked with us from LA to Atlanta and beyond, and guess what? We're coming back to ATL for our 6th anniversary!!365 days a year, we celebrate Black Love and joy via our socials, podcasts, and the BL+ app. Now, get ready to soak up the vibes in person – imagine a whole day of community, chats that'll light up your brain, a dope #Blackowned marketplace, and some specially curated moments we have never done before!October 21st is your time to groove with Black Loooove!

EVERYTHING IS PERFECT....A phrase we've all said to ourselves to will us through a situation that is the furthest from perfect. Everything Is Perfect, or EIP, can be more than a phrase to whisper to ourselves in a moment of need. EIP can be the very thing that can change your whole life. Adopting EIP as not just a saying but as the lens that you view and participate in the world can be the very thing your life needs to take you to that next level. The Amazing Clarks discuss this week how you can begin to cultivate a life where EVERYTHNG IS PERFECT! Time to join the Love Revolution family! If you have any children, are you prepared for their love journey? Tap in with us over at  @theamazingclarks and @blacklovepodcastnetwork and let us know what your story is!Click Here if you are interested in being coached for The Amazing Clarks Podcast!========Do you have a question for The Amazing Clarks? Let us know by filling out our form!========Are you interested in becoming a life coach or want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks?  Head over to the Law of Attraction Life Coach Academy!If you want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks, pick up your copy of Crack The Code: The Secret To Achieving Your Happily Ever After========Join us for the 2023 Black Love Summit! You've rocked with us from LA to Atlanta and beyond, and guess what? We're coming back to ATL for our 6th anniversary!!365 days a year, we celebrate Black Love and joy via our socials, podcasts, and the BL+ app. Now, get ready to soak up the vibes in person – imagine a whole day of community, chats that'll light up your brain, a dope #Blackowned marketplace, and some specially curated moments we have never done before!October 21st is your time to groove with Black Loooove!

Have you ever considered dating a younger man?? We can all hear the collective groans as you think about that question.  Ladies, the reality is that there is a shortage of men at the moment and sometimes you have to expand your expectations when looking for a partner. We know you have your list, but have you thought maybe your list is keeping you from finding that one young guy that could make you throw away the list and let you get your groove back? This week, The Amazing Clarks try to help you see that you could be missing out on, not just a fun time, but a person who could be THE ONE!  Time to join the Love Revolution family! If you have any children, are you prepared for their love journey? Tap in with us over at  @theamazingclarks and @blacklovepodcastnetwork and let us know what your story is!Click Here if you are interested in being coached for The Amazing Clarks Podcast!========Do you have a question for The Amazing Clarks? Let us know by filling out our form!========Are you interested in becoming a life coach or want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks?  Head over to the Law of Attraction Life Coach Academy!If you want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks, pick up your copy of Crack The Code: The Secret To Achieving Your Happily Ever After========BLACK LOVE, INC. is the premier Black-owned & operated media company for celebrating 360 degrees of Black Love. Connect with us:@blacklove on Instagram@blacklovedoc on Facebook@blacklovedoc on Twitter========Credits:Hosts: Anthony Clark & Melanie ClarkSenior Producer: Krystal HillAssociate Producer: Mike BryantEditor: Mike BryantExecutive Producers: Codie Elaine Oliver & Tommy Oliver

Porn...the one word in the English language guaranteed to get you some looks if spoken in a group for sure. The truth is we've all watched porn at one point in our lives and most likely watching porn is a solo activity. But what if you didn't have to watch it alone and you could watch it with your partner? This week on the podcast, The Amazing Clarks discuss the pros and cons of watching porn with your partner. They dig deep into how you and partner can decided whether if it is right for you both! So go ahead and grab some snacks cause this one is definitely gonna be a spicy one!   Time to join the Love Revolution family! If you have any children, are you prepared for their love journey? Tap in with us over at  @theamazingclarks and @blacklovepodcastnetwork and let us know what your story is!Click Here if you are interested in being coached for The Amazing Clarks Podcast!========Do you have a question for The Amazing Clarks? Let us know by filling out our form!========Are you interested in becoming a life coach or want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks?  Head over to the Law of Attraction Life Coach Academy!If you want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks, pick up your copy of Crack The Code: The Secret To Achieving Your Happily Ever After========BLACK LOVE, INC. is the premier Black-owned & operated media company for celebrating 360 degrees of Black Love. Connect with us:@blacklove on Instagram@blacklovedoc on Facebook@blacklovedoc on Twitter========Credits:Hosts: Anthony Clark & Melanie ClarkSenior Producer: Krystal HillAssociate Producer: Mike BryantEditor: Mike BryantExecutive Producers: Codie Elaine Oliver & Tommy Oliver

Do you have a Body Count? And no, we are not talking about an actual body count because that's when things can get a bit messy. When we say body count we mean what is the magic number of people that you've slept with in your history of doing the do? What ever that number is theres no judgement here. But, have you revealed that number to your partner and how did they take the news? This week, The Amazing Clarks talk about how to navigate the body count debate and whether it should matter.  Melanie and Anthony discuss that if it does matter maybe it's more about you than your partner. The Body Count debate rages on but maybe we can offer a lil bit of a resolution. Let's get into it!   Time to join the Love Revolution family! If you have any children, are you prepared for their love journey? Tap in with us over at  @theamazingclarks and @blacklovepodcastnetwork and let us know what your story is!Click Here if you are interested in being coached for The Amazing Clarks Podcast!========Do you have a question for The Amazing Clarks? Let us know by filling out our form!========Are you interested in becoming a life coach or want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks?  Head over to the Law of Attraction Life Coach Academy!If you want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks, pick up your copy of Crack The Code: The Secret To Achieving Your Happily Ever After========BLACK LOVE, INC. is the premier Black-owned & operated media company for celebrating 360 degrees of Black Love. Connect with us:@blacklove on Instagram@blacklovedoc on Facebook@blacklovedoc on Twitter========Credits:Hosts: Anthony Clark & Melanie ClarkSenior Producer: Krystal HillAssociate Producer: Mike BryantEditor: Mike BryantExecutive Producers: Codie Elaine Oliver & Tommy Oliver

No one gets into marriage expecting to be bored. When you decide to get married, you have this fairytale made up in your head. Marriage can be a fairytale but you also have to be realistic about your marriage.  Sometimes, being married is boring but you have to realize that if your marriage is a snooze-fest, it just might be you who is making your marriage boring. This week, The Amazing Clarks get into why your marriage is boring and, newsflash, it might not be your partners fault. Buckle up people this is gonna be a good one!  Time to join the Love Revolution family! If you have any children, are you prepared for their love journey? Tap in with us over at  @theamazingclarks and @blacklovepodcastnetwork and let us know what your story is!Click Here if you are interested in being coached for The Amazing Clarks Podcast!========Do you have a question for The Amazing Clarks? Let us know by filling out our form!========Are you interested in becoming a life coach or want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks?  Head over to the Law of Attraction Life Coach Academy!If you want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks, pick up your copy of Crack The Code: The Secret To Achieving Your Happily Ever After========BLACK LOVE, INC. is the premier Black-owned & operated media company for celebrating 360 degrees of Black Love. Connect with us:@blacklove on Instagram@blacklovedoc on Facebook@blacklovedoc on Twitter========Credits:Hosts: Anthony Clark & Melanie ClarkSenior Producer: Krystal HillAssociate Producer: Mike BryantEditor: Mike BryantExecutive Producers: Codie Elaine Oliver & Tommy Oliver

What if the one thing keeping you from find love is YOUR EGO!? That's right, your ego could be the culprit for why you can't seem to find that diamond in the rough. We all have an ego and sometimes that ego can be your best friend and other times it can be the very thing that causes you to be alone. This week, The Amazing Clarks talk about how you can tame that out of control ego of yours and find the love that you not only want, but the one you need. If your ego doesn't want you to find love, this episode will give you the will power to tell it to go take a break and let you win at love!  Time to join the Love Revolution family! If you have any children, are you prepared for their love journey? Tap in with us over at  @theamazingclarks and @blacklovepodcastnetwork and let us know what your story is!Click Here if you are interested in being coached for The Amazing Clarks Podcast!========Do you have a question for The Amazing Clarks? Let us know by filling out our form!========Are you interested in becoming a life coach or want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks?  Head over to the Law of Attraction Life Coach Academy!If you want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks, pick up your copy of Crack The Code: The Secret To Achieving Your Happily Ever After========BLACK LOVE, INC. is the premier Black-owned & operated media company for celebrating 360 degrees of Black Love. Connect with us:@blacklove on Instagram@blacklovedoc on Facebook@blacklovedoc on Twitter========Credits:Hosts: Anthony Clark & Melanie ClarkSenior Producer: Krystal HillAssociate Producer: Mike BryantEditor: Mike BryantExecutive Producers: Codie Elaine Oliver & Tommy Oliver

Married couples need one-on-one time together to be healthy. But they also need a community of couples who positively influence their relationship. Jim Daly shares how to strengthen your marriage through double dating.   Support Family Ministry   If you've listened to any of our podcasts, please give us your feedback.

Have you ever spied on a partner? Here's a better, question, does your partner know that you spied on them? While it's not the Cold War, spying on a partner can definitely cause a war between you two. You might have a good reason to spy, but what are your choices saying about your relationship? Melanie and Anthony discuss how they both have spied on a partner and what the fall out was after they did. Plus, they also give you some insight on why you feel the need to spy on your partner and tips on how to move forward after finding the info you were looking for. While we are not here to encourage you to spy, we are here to help you figure out why spying was the go to move. Time to join the Love Revolution family! If you have any children, are you prepared for their love journey? Tap in with us over at  @theamazingclarks and @blacklovepodcastnetwork and let us know what your story is!Click Here if you are interested in being coached for The Amazing Clarks Podcast!========Do you have a question for The Amazing Clarks? Let us know by filling out our form!========Are you interested in becoming a life coach or want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks?  Head over to the Law of Attraction Life Coach Academy!If you want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks, pick up your copy of Crack The Code: The Secret To Achieving Your Happily Ever After========BLACK LOVE, INC. is the premier Black-owned & operated media company for celebrating 360 degrees of Black Love. Connect with us:@blacklove on Instagram@blacklovedoc on Facebook@blacklovedoc on Twitter========Credits:Hosts: Anthony Clark & Melanie ClarkSenior Producer: Krystal HillAssociate Producer: Mike BryantEditor: Mike BryantExecutive Producers: Codie Elaine Oliver & Tommy Oliver

Do you ever ask yourself, “is love a construct?” Yeah, us neither, but what if that butterfly feeling you get when you see that person you've been crushing on is just in your mind? Or ever wonder where that first kiss feeling is when you're 10 years into a relationship? In this episode, the Clarks discuss the differences between real, long-lasting love and love that just might be in your mind. Strap in, were gonna get deep with this one! Time to join the Love Revolution family! If you have any children, are you prepared for their love journey? Tap in with us over at  @theamazingclarks and @blacklovepodcastnetwork and let us know what your story is!Click Here if you are interested in being coached for The Amazing Clarks Podcast!========Do you have a question for The Amazing Clarks? Let us know by filling out our form!========Are you interested in becoming a life coach or want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks?  Head over to the Law of Attraction Life Coach Academy!If you want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks, pick up your copy of Crack The Code: The Secret To Achieving Your Happily Ever After========BLACK LOVE, INC. is the premier Black-owned & operated media company for celebrating 360 degrees of Black Love. Connect with us:@blacklove on Instagram@blacklovedoc on Facebook@blacklovedoc on Twitter========Credits:Hosts: Anthony Clark & Melanie ClarkSenior Producer: Krystal HillAssociate Producer: Mike BryantEditor: Mike BryantExecutive Producers: Codie Elaine Oliver & Tommy Oliver

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 When you think of the word legacy, what comes to mind? Some will say that their career is the legacy they wish to leave to the world and some may say how they treated others is their legacy. Today, the Clarks talk about how leaving a Love Legacy can be one of the most important things you can leave to yourself, your loved ones and your community. Melanie and Anthony dive deep into how they are leaving a love legacy for their family to remember and how you can begin to leave a legacy in love for your loved ones for generations to come. Join us as we not only lead a love revolution, but a love legacy too! Time to join the Love Revolution family! If you have any children, are you prepared for their love journey? Tap in with us over at  @theamazingclarks and @blacklovepodcastnetwork and let us know what your story is!Click Here if you are interested in being coached for The Amazing Clarks Podcast!========Do you have a question for The Amazing Clarks? Let us know by filling out our form!========Are you interested in becoming a life coach or want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks?  Head over to the Law of Attraction Life Coach Academy!If you want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks, pick up your copy of Crack The Code: The Secret To Achieving Your Happily Ever After========BLACK LOVE, INC. is the premier Black-owned & operated media company for celebrating 360 degrees of Black Love. Connect with us:@blacklove on Instagram@blacklovedoc on Facebook@blacklovedoc on Twitter========Credits:Hosts: Anthony Clark & Melanie ClarkSenior Producer: Krystal HillAssociate Producer: Mike BryantEditor: Mike BryantExecutive Producers: Codie Elaine Oliver & Tommy Oliver

Do You hear those wedding bells? The time has come. Anthony's little girl is getting married, and he has BIG feelings about it. If you are a long time listener, you know that Anthony's papa heart is strong. He was a stay at home dad with Toni, and while he balled like a baby at their oldest daughter's wedding too, this shift in his role as a father is really hitting him. For all you parents out there, this episode is a reflection in who we are as teachers in love to our children AND a testament to raising your children around LOVE.Missed the Papa Heart episode? Click HERE.Time to join the Love Revolution family! If you have any children, are you prepared for their love journey? Tap in with us over at  @theamazingclarks and @blacklovepodcastnetwork and let us know what your story is!Click Here if you are interested in being coached for The Amazing Clarks Podcast!========Do you have a question for The Amazing Clarks? Let us know by filling out our form!========Are you interested in becoming a life coach or want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks?  Head over to the Law of Attraction Life Coach Academy!If you want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks, pick up your copy of Crack The Code: The Secret To Achieving Your Happily Ever After========On Saturday, June 10th, 2023 Black Love is celebrating Fatherhood with our inaugural

Do you and your partner seem to be worlds apart?  Chances are your thermostat is off! What is your thermostat? Well The Amazing Clarks are here to set you right. Your thermostat is what regulates what you get around you. Just like the thermostat in your house, if it's set at 70 it doesn't matter what you do your house is going to stay at 70 degrees. If you've convinced yourself that your partner can never change, then even if they do make small changes you're never going to see it because you're set on never see them!But it's okay! Anthony and Melanie will break down how you can fix that mindset and get you reset. Fixing your thermostat whether about your relationship or anything else in life is critical for anything you do in life. So let's get into it!Time to join the Love Revolution family! Are you cynical about love? Maybe you and your partner have that amazing true love story just like Melanie and Anthony? Tap in with us over at  @theamazingclarks and @blacklovepodcastnetwork and let us know what your story is!Click Here if you are interested in being coached for The Amazing Clarks Podcast!========Do you have a question for The Amazing Clarks? Let us know by filling out our form!========Are you interested in becoming a life coach or want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks?  Head over to the Law of Attraction Life Coach Academy!If you want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks, pick up your copy of Crack The Code: The Secret To Achieving Your Happily Ever After========The award-winning

Is your partner starting to feel more like a roommate? We know that there are A LOT of reasons as to why you might have lost that loving feeling, but you don't have to stay trapped in that sexless marriage! (or sexless relationship) No, we're not telling you to leave your partner. The Amazing Clarks are here to break down how to get that spark back! Plus how do we get to the root of what caused the loss of that sexy feeling in the first place!Time to join the Love Revolution family! What questions do you have about getting reconnected in your marriage or relationship? Tap in with us over at  @theamazingclarks and @blacklovepodcastnetwork and let us know what your story is!Click Here if you are interested in being coached for The Amazing Clarks Podcast!========Do you have a question for The Amazing Clarks? Let us know by filling out our form!========Are you interested in becoming a life coach or want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks?  Head over to the Law of Attraction Life Coach Academy!If you want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks, pick up your copy of Crack The Code: The Secret To Achieving Your Happily Ever After========The award-winning

Mother's Day is fast approaching and Melanie has traveled back west to spend some time with her babies. That doesn't mean that doesn't mean that we can't celebrate moms while she's away! Anthony has invited his mom, Queen Jean, to the mic to get her thoughts on dating as an older woman, marriage (she's had three), and what she thinks about his and Melanie's marriage. PLUS, what does Mama Jean think about needing a man at her age? Does she want to be in a relationship AND what is she hoping Anthony picks up for her for Mother's Day? Here's a hint, it comes in packs of 4, 12 or 48. Time to join the Love Revolution family! What most surprised you about spiritual love? Tap in with us over at  @theamazingclarks and @blacklovepodcastnetwork and let us know what your story is!Click Here if you are interested in being coached for The Amazing Clarks Podcast!========Do you have a question for The Amazing Clarks? Let us know by filling out our form!========Are you interested in becoming a life coach or want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks?  Head over to the Law of Attraction Life Coach Academy!If you want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks, pick up your copy of Crack The Code: The Secret To Achieving Your Happily Ever After========The award-winning

Are you currently in your "Waiting Season" and feeling impatient for your happily ever after? Many of us have gone through periods of waiting, which can be challenging and cause doubts about whether our time will ever come. However, what we do during this season is crucial. In this episode, The Amazing Clarks provide valuable insight into how to make the most of your waiting season while your love story is still being written. We share practical tips on how to stay positive, patient, and motivated during this time. So grab a pen and paper and take notes because there's plenty to do while waiting for your love story to unfold.Time to join the Love Revolution family! What most surprised you about spiritual love? Tap in with us over at  @theamazingclarks and @blacklovepodcastnetwork and let us know what your story is!Click Here if you are interested in being coached for The Amazing Clarks Podcast!========Do you have a question for The Amazing Clarks? Let us know by filling out our form!========Are you interested in becoming a life coach or want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks?  Head over to the Law of Attraction Life Coach Academy!If you want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks, pick up your copy of Crack The Code: The Secret To Achieving Your Happily Ever After========The award-winning

We've all been there, when you meet someone and they check every box externally. They're fine, they've got a good job, a nice place to live, they have a functional car, all of the things that make you say that this might be worth pursuing is there. Then... it happens. The connection just drops like internet in the 90s. You say something and they don't get it, or something  they do just gets on you. But here's the thing...none of those things are new. You're just noticing their spirit. Spiritual love is something deeper than the surface and is what allows relationships to flourish beyond the differences. It allows you to see your partner for their full selves. Not sure what that ever means? No worries, The Amazing Clarks got you! Anthony and Melanie are ready to deep dive into everything that is spiritual love so you learn to see beyond the surface!Time to join the Love Revolution family! What most surprised you about spiritual love? Tap in with us over at  @theamazingclarks and @blacklovepodcastnetwork and let us know what your story is!Click Here if you are interested in being coached for The Amazing Clarks Podcast!========Do you have a question for The Amazing Clarks? Let us know by filling out our form!========Are you interested in becoming a life coach or want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks?  Head over to the Law of Attraction Life Coach Academy!If you want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks, pick up your copy of Crack The Code: The Secret To Achieving Your Happily Ever After========The award-winning

Have you ever gone along to just get along? You know what we mean. Agreeing to do the dishes every day for a week even though you KNOW THAT YOUVE DONE THOSE DISHES EVERY DAY FOR THE LAST 13 DAYS EVEN THOUGH YOU HATE HATE DOING THE DISHES just to avoid a fight.... ok pause. We're good. Today The Amazing Clarks are breaking down compromising versus consensus. What are we as partners agreeing to without ever talking about? What do we need to do with potential partners BEFORE we commit to each other to ensure success in a relationship?  There is a real difference between a compromise and a consensus and it's about time we talked about it!Time to join the Love Revolution family! What have you compromised in your relationships and has it worked out or has it burned you? Tap in with us over at  @theamazingclarks and @blacklovepodcastnetwork and let us know what your story is!Click Here if you are interested in being coached for The Amazing Clarks Podcast!========Do you have a question for The Amazing Clarks? Let us know by filling out our form!========Are you interested in becoming a life coach or want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks?  Head over to the Law of Attraction Life Coach Academy!If you want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks, pick up your copy of Crack The Code: The Secret To Achieving Your Happily Ever After========The award-winning

Do you keep attracting the things you don't want? Chances are your thermostat is off! What is your thermostat? Well The Amazing Clarks are here to set you right. Your thermostat is what regulates what you get around you. Just like the thermostat in your house, if it's set at 70 it doesn't matter what you do your house is going to stay at 70 degrees. If you've convinced yourself that online dating is trash and then go to try online dating, it's never going to work because you've convinced yourself it's trash!But it's okay! Anthony and Melanie will break down how you can fix that mindset and get you reset. Fixing your thermostat whether about dating or anything else in life is critical for anything you do in life. So let's get into it!Time to join the Love Revolution family! Are you cynical about love? Maybe you and your partner have that amazing true love story just like Melanie and Anthony? Tap in with us over at  @theamazingclarks and @blacklovepodcastnetwork and let us know what your story is!Click Here if you are interested in being coached for The Amazing Clarks Podcast!========Do you have a question for The Amazing Clarks? Let us know by filling out our form!========Are you interested in becoming a life coach or want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks?  Head over to the Law of Attraction Life Coach Academy!If you want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks, pick up your copy of Crack The Code: The Secret To Achieving Your Happily Ever After========The award-winning

Do you believe in love? Not just love, but true love? Now a while back on the TikTok a video from Season 4 of Black Love Doc where Anthony & Melanie shared some of their love story had the people in the comments thinking it was a set up. The energy of love is what we're here to talk about today people. There's too much cynicism around love and The Amazing Clarks are here to remind all of you, whether you're in a relationship or not, that love is here for you. Love shows up in ways that you never expect and in this episode Anthony and Melanie break down what you need to keep on the look out for to make sure you're not standing in the way of love.Time to join the Love Revolution family! Are you cynical about love? Maybe you and your partner have that amazing true love story just like Melanie and Anthony? Tap in with us over at  @theamazingclarks and @blacklovepodcastnetwork and let us know what your story is!Click Here if you are interested in being coached for The Amazing Clarks Podcast!========Do you have a question for The Amazing Clarks? Let us know by filling out our form!========Are you interested in becoming a life coach or want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks?  Head over to the Law of Attraction Life Coach Academy!If you want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks, pick up your copy of Crack The Code: The Secret To Achieving Your Happily Ever After========The award-winning

Friendship, vulnerability, trust, and communication, these are the 4 components of intimacy that keep the Clarks love so strong. In this episode, the Clarks break down each one of these components and explain how each relate to one another. Listen in as they discuss how vulnerability is the connector to all things intimate. By the end of this episode, you'll understand how being in an intimate, close relationship, can be an invitation to being who you really are. Make sure you connect with us over  @theamazingclarks and let us know what your 4 key components of intimacy are.Click Here if you are interested in being coached for The Amazing Clarks Podcast!========Do you have a question for The Amazing Clarks? Let us know by filling out our form!========Are you interested in becoming a life coach or want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks?  Head over to the Law of Attraction Life Coach Academy!If you want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks, pick up your copy of Crack The Code: The Secret To Achieving Your Happily Ever After========The award-winning

There's so much more to physical touch than we think. In this episode, the Clarks get into the fifth and last love language, physical touch. Listen in as Melanie expresses how she believes the impact of Covid-19 has enhanced our need for physical touch. While Anthony explains how his need for physical touch hasn't always been met. By the end of this episode, you'll better understand why it's our natural instinct to want to be touched, loved, and wanted. Make sure you connect with us over  @theamazingclarks and let us know what your top love language is.Click Here if you are interested in being coached for The Amazing Clarks Podcast!========Do you have a question for The Amazing Clarks? Let us know by filling out our form!========Are you interested in becoming a life coach or want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks?  Head over to the Law of Attraction Life Coach Academy!If you want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks, pick up your copy of Crack The Code: The Secret To Achieving Your Happily Ever After========The award-winning

In this episode, the Clarks answer an important question. When is it time to commit? Well for Melanie, she knew Anthony was her's even after they broke up. So in Melanie fashion, she decided to get Anthony's named tattooed on her back side. Listen in as Melanie shares why she got this tattoo and how risk of love is worth taking. Because at the end of the day, we can't be afraid to get hurt in love. Make sure you connect with us over  @theamazingclarks and let us know when you knew it was time to commit.Click Here if you are interested in being coached for The Amazing Clarks Podcast!========Do you have a question for The Amazing Clarks? Let us know by filling out our form!========Are you interested in becoming a life coach or want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks?  Head over to the Law of Attraction Life Coach Academy!If you want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks, pick up your copy of Crack The Code: The Secret To Achieving Your Happily Ever After========The award-winning

Quality time means, when I'm with you, I'm going to be engaged with you, and present. In this episode, the Clarks get into the fourth love language, quality time. After being together for 31 years and listening to spirit and pouring into others, the Clarks learned how to be aware of others love languages. Listen in as the Clarks discuss how what's quality time for others may not be quality time for you, but sometimes it's not about you. We have 1 more love language to go. Make sure you connect with us over  @theamazingclarks and let us know what your top love language is cause we are going to get deep this month! Click Here if you are interested in being coached for The Amazing Clarks Podcast!========Do you have a question for The Amazing Clarks? Let us know by filling out our form!========Are you interested in becoming a life coach or want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks?  Head over to the Law of Attraction Life Coach Academy!If you want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks, pick up your copy of Crack The Code: The Secret To Achieving Your Happily Ever After========The award-winning

In this episode, the Clarks get into the third love language, receiving gifts. Ultimately we all have our top 3 love languages, however, sometimes they change due to certain events. Listen in on how Anthony realizes and reflects on how gifts was once his love language and why it changed. While Melanie expresses that she typically showers herself with gifts and how that helps her love on herself. This is just the start though! We have 2 more love languages to go. Make sure you connect with us over  @theamazingclarks and let us know what your top love language is cause we are going to get deep this month! Click Here if you are interested in being coached for The Amazing Clarks Podcast!========Do you have a question for The Amazing Clarks? Let us know by filling out our form!========Are you interested in becoming a life coach or want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks?  Head over to the Law of Attraction Life Coach Academy!If you want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks, pick up your copy of Crack The Code: The Secret To Achieving Your Happily Ever After========The award-winning

In this episode, the Clarks discuss the second love language that can be best described as doing something for your partner that you know they would like. Whether that'd be filling up their gas tank, watering their plants, or even cooking them a meal, it's Acts of Service. Listen in as both share how having Acts of Service as your love language, or a partner with it, can often mean giving up your time. And although it can be time consuming and exhausting, it's what you or your partner needs, and that's what makes understanding it worth the effort. Make sure you connect with us over  @theamazingclarks and let us know what your top love language is cause we are going to get deep this month! Click Here if you are interested in being coached for The Amazing Clarks Podcast!========Do you have a question for The Amazing Clarks? Let us know by filling out our form!========Are you interested in becoming a life coach or want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks?  Head over to the Law of Attraction Life Coach Academy!If you want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks, pick up your copy of Crack The Code: The Secret To Achieving Your Happily Ever After========The award-winning

Heard you missed us. We're Back! We Got Our Pencil!!! And our guest this week is Comedienne, Radio Personality and Author Claudia Stavola! (@claudiacomedy). You can hear Claudia mornings on Monsters Of Rock Radio playing all of your favorite hard rock songs. And she stopped in the Beer Man Beer Studio to tell us all about her new book "100 Things To Hate Before You Die." The book takes a deep dive into all things in everyday life that annoy us all Such as, social media, Dating Sites, Politics and even the Kardashians. We talk her early days of being a "Skin Head" (Not the Mean Kind), Why she has more dude friends than chick friends, The band that inspired her cover art, And the band that was her flip phone wallpaper for years. Plus, we talk more topics that get under Claudias skin like "Fatitude" and women who harass her for being skinny, Double Dating, Women who call themselves "Queens", Dick pics, Sex as a chore and more. All while we drink some hard rockin beers. We try Robinsons Trooper Fear Of The Dark Stout a beer based on Iron Maiden. and Helles Awaits a lager by Labyrinth Brewing with a Slayer Vibe. And one from our home base, Winter Haze. An IPA from Bad Sons Beer Company. An absolute Hard Rocking Blast with Claudia! Claudia Stavola's New Book "100 Things To Hate Before You Die" is available now on Amazon. And listen to her mornings on Monsters Of Rock Radio (@monstersofrock) www.themonstersofrock.com  

In this episode, the Clarks dig deep into the most common love languages, words of affirmation. Both express how words of affirmation are words that communicate your love, appreciation, and respect for another person. Not only does it help your partner feel a great sense of self worth but motivation as well. Listen in as both Melanie and Anthony share their stories on why they like and/or dislike this love language within their own relationship. This is just the start though! We have 4 more love languages to go. Make sure you connect with us over  @theamazingclarks and let us know what your top love language is cause we are going to get deep this month! Click Here if you are interested in being coached for The Amazing Clarks Podcast!========Do you have a question for The Amazing Clarks? Let us know by filling out our form!========Are you interested in becoming a life coach or want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks?  Head over to the Law of Attraction Life Coach Academy!If you want more tips and tricks from The Amazing Clarks, pick up your copy of Crack The Code: The Secret To Achieving Your Happily Ever After========The award-winning