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Raising Expectations with Pastor Joe Schofield, Stefanie and Dr Craig Thayer, Dr Paul Hall, and Ron Greer With Guest, Pastor Will Hobbs - A Call to Prayer During this Holiday Season Dear Friends, As you and our team prayerfully attend Christmas programs at church, family gatherings in homes, neighborhood walks to see Christmas lights and more, you will be in our prayers! As we said last week, Christmas is about the Greatest Gift ever given to the world. It's not just about decorations, lights, trees and gifts , but rather a reminder that no one is beyond Gods reach or love. The miracle and prayer stay with us always… now there's an expectaions raiser! For all God gave us at Christmas, I always think first of (simply put) two things… 1. He was born in a manger because there was no room for them anyplace in Bethlehem! One couple took pity on them and gave them their barn which was really a small cave where animals would sleep and take shelter. It was a dirty, disgusting and undesirable place. They laid Him in a manger there - a rough trough from which the animals ate their food. What a humbling setting… *but God had a reason, to show us that He always shows up in the most unlikely places. His love doesn't start at the top and work its way to the bottom…No His love starts at the very bottom and works its way up to the top! It's a beautiful story that reminds us that no one is beyond Gods reach and love! 2. Secondly, when God really wanted to express His level of love for us and desire to change us, to know us personally, *He Showed up in person! He said there is no place I won't go in order to find you and connect with you! Friends, Christmas is time to celebrate that Almighty God didn't forget us. He didn't send a book and say read this…no He showed up in person! So take Him out of the manger and receive Him into your heart by faith! Discover how He will show up for us everyday in every way for He is only a Prayer away! As the Great old hymn says; Oh how I love Jesus Oh how I love Jesus… Oh how I love Jesus Because He First loved me! Merry Christmas from myself and all your “ Raising Expectations “ team family

According to the Bible, it was women who first found Jesus' empty tomb. It was to women that Jesus first appeared after he rose from the dead. And speaking of women and women speaking on Jesus… Oh, do your Ates have a decolonized Easter treat for you! Join us as we have a passionate, heartfelt, and fiery discussion with Trina, The Radical Visionary, about leaving Church, activism, and decolonizing faith, among other things. Trina is a 2x certified Spiritual Life Coach from the SF Bay Area, CA supporting conscious leaders step into their higher calling for collective liberation. She is passionate about social justice and pulls from the wisdom shared with her as a young adult from respected community elders of the 1960's Civil Rights Movement. At the intersections of faith + justice, Trina weaves together the power of transformational principles, ancestral connection, conscious entrepreneurship, and decolonization in her work to create a world of love & liberation for all. There were so many powerful take aways from this interview. Tune in and let us know what stood out for you!

Thank you for joining us for worship as Pastor Bob continues his look at chapter 2 in the book of Hebrews. We discuss the humanity of Jesus Christ.

Welcome back to Artbeat Radio!  Today, CECA's Star Club takes us through the holiday season. Listen in as they discuss holiday treats, movies, and Disneyland before sharing some of their favorite winter songs. At the end of this episode, you'll get a glimpse into the world of Neurologic Music Therapy, as some of our service users share what they've been working on in sessions.Thanks for listening and tune in next time! For more information about our organization, please visit our website www.ableartswork.org  Audio Transcription: (Please listen on Podomatic or Spotify to view the full transcript) *Intro music by Artbeat Radio staff*  Music, stories, and more! You're listening to Artbeat Radio, a program of Able ARTS Work. ALL: Welcome to CECA's Star Club. Jenny: With ArtBeat Radio. *Instrumental variation of Feliz Navidad plays in the background* Juliet: claps Mollie: Hey, Maria, Johnny, what are your favorite winter traditions? Maria: Vocalizes.  Mollie: Johnny, what's your favorite winter tradition? Juliet: claps Mollie: Juliet's sharing hers. Do you like baking? Johnny: vocalizes Mollie: And Maria, do you like eating during Christmas? Maria: vocalizes Mollie: Ah! Jesus: yawns Mollie: So, the other day we talked about what a perfect ice cream sandwich for the winter would be Michael: OO Johnny: vocalizes Mollie: Oh, I'm hearing some yeses.  Michael: vocalizes Mollie: What about a peppermint, date, and chocolate cookie for the base? Michael: Yeah! Mollie: Alright, I'm hearing some yeses. And for the ice cream, just plain vanilla? Maria: vocalizes Mollie: Yeah, Johnny? Michael: Chocolate. Mollie: Oh, or chocolate. Michael: Yeah.  Mollie: Yeah. So, you heard it here first, folks, Able Arts at CECA's star club recommends if you're making an ice cream sandwich this winter, that is going to have peppermint, date, and chocolate chip cookies and vanilla or chocolate ice cream based on your preference! Juliet: claps Mollie: That's something to clap about right, Juliet?  Juliet: claps Mollie: Wow, that sounds good. What is your favorite winter tradition, Jesus?  Jesus: squeals Mollie: What is it?  Jesus: vocalizes Mollie: Where do you go, Jesus? Jesus: Disneyland. Mollie: can you spell that for our audience? Jesus: D-I-S-N-E-L-A-N-D. Mollie: Disneyland! Wow, and what do you like about Disneyland during this time of the year? Jesus: S-T-A-R W-A-R-S Mollie: Star Wars? Jesus: Yeah.  Mollie: laughs Alright. What do you think about that Maria? Maria: vocalizes Mollie: Okay, and what is your favorite part about Disneyland during this time of the year?  Maria: vocalizes Mollie: Is it the rides? Ah, I see you nodding.  Maria: vocalizes Mollie: Is your favorite ride the Haunted Mansion ride? Maria: vocalizes Mollie: Yeah? During this time of year? Maria: vocalizes Mollie: And that's because you like the decorations and like all the different fun parts of it? Maria: vocalizes Mollie: Do you think it's fun? Maria: vocalizes Mollie: Cool. And I know you like something else about Disneyland-- Jesus: squeals Mollie: --all times of year but also this time of the year, and what is that? Maria: vocalizes Jesus: vocalizes Johnny: vocalizes Mollie: Does everyone want to say it at the same time? Would that be good? Okay—1, 2, 3! Michael, Maria, Jesus: Pizza! Johnny: squeals Mollie: Maria loves the pizza at Disneyland. Awesome! Thank you for sharing, Maria. Jesus: Me, me, yes.  Mollie: Oh, and Jesus likes it too. Kyuta: vocalizes Mollie: And Kyuta! So, I heard Michael say you like the movies like Christmas movies or holiday movies, so Michael what's your favorite holiday movie? Michael: I like Home Alone. Mollie: You like Home Alone? Michael: Yeah. Mollie: Cool. Home Alone! Does anyone else like home alone? Jesus: Home, home.  Mollie: Yeah.  Juliet: claps Mollie: Oh, and Juliet, very good. So, Johnny what is your favorite part about the holidays is it Disneyland as well? Yes or no. Johnny: gestures Mollie: Yes, and as we're talking to Johnny right now he's wearing a jumper with Mickey Mouse with a Santa hat on and snowflakes. Jesus: Oh no no, oh no.  Mollie: So, I would say that's confirmed. Okay, Kyuta, what is your favorite part about this time of year? Do you like the music? Kyuta: vocalizes Mollie: And right now he's signing music in American Sign Language. Do you like the music, Kyuta? Kyuta: vocalizes Mollie: For ‘yes' you can clap, for ‘no' you can put your hands down. Do you like the music? Kyuta: vocalizes and claps Mollie: Very good, Kyuta! Alright! Speaking of music let's play the people some of our winter holiday and Christmas recordings. *Instrumental variation of Feliz Navidad finished*  *Instrumental It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year original arrangement plays* PJ: DJ PJ! *All I Want for Christmas is You original arrangement plays in the background*  “All I Want for Christmas is You” lyrics I don't want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree I just want you for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true All I want for Christmas is you Yeah I don't want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need (and I) Don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree I don't need to hang my stocking there upon the fireplace Santa Claus won't make me happy with a toy on Christmas Day I just want you for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true All I want for Christmas is you You, baby  Mollie: And for our last winter holiday song, here is Santa Claus is Comin' to Town.  *Santa Claus is Comin' to Town original arrangement plays in the background* “Santa Claus is Comin' to Town” lyrics You better watch out You better not cry You better not pout I'm telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town He's making a list He's checking it twice He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice Santa Claus is coming to town He sees you when you're sleeping And he knows when you're awake He knows if you've been bad or good So be good for goodness sake You better watch out You better not cry You better not pout I'm telling you why 'Cause Santa Claus is coming to town 'Cause Santa Claus is coming to town  Mollie: Wow, incredible work! Thank you all for sharing your traditions! Another nice thing to do around this time of year is think of classic, beloved stories. We will be reading excerpts of “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” and an original Letter to Santa. Please enjoy the students' creativity and the speech group's hard work!  *Excerpts from “How the Grinch Stole Christmas”* *Instrumental You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch plays in the background on electric guitar* (Target words underlined) And then They'd do something He liked least of all! Every Who down in Who-ville, the tall and the small,  Would stand close together, with Christmas bells ringing. They'd stand hand-in-hand. And the Whos would start singing!  They'd sing! And they'd sing! AND they'd SING! SING! SING! SING! And the more the Grinch thought of this Who-Christmas-Sing,  The more the Grinch thought, “I must stop this whole thing! “Why for fifty-three years I've put up with it now! “I MUST stop this Christmas from coming! …But HOW?”  And the Grinch grabbed the tree, and he started to shove When he heard a small sound like the coo of a dove. He turned around fast, and he saw a small Who! Little Cindy-Lou Who, who not more than two.   The Grinch had been caught by this tiny Who daughter Who'd got out of bed for a cup of cold water. She stared at the Grinch and said, “Santy Claus, why, “Why are you taking our Christmas tree? WHY?”  And the Grinch, with his grinch-feet ice-cold in the snow,  Stood puzzling and puzzling: “How could it be so? “It came without packages, boxes or bags!” And he puzzled three hours, till his puzzler was sore.  Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before! “Maybe Christmas,” he thought, “doesn't come from a store. “Maybe Christmas…perhaps…means a little bit more!”  And what happened then…? Well…in Who-ville they say That the Girnch's small heart Grew three sizes that day! And the minute his heart didn't feel quite so tight,  He whizzed with his load through the bright morning light And he brought back the toys! And the food for the feast! And he… …HE HIMSELF…! The Grinch carved the roast beast!  *Instrumental You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch finishes*  Jenny: Here's our Letter to Santa. *Letter to Santa with background music featuring bells plays* (Target words underlined) Nanako: Dear Santa, Hey! My name is Michael Hinckley, and I am writing to you with my friends Chuy and PJ. Come to my house! It would make me happy. I know you, Mrs. Claus, and the elves work very hard. I will listen out for you when you say, “Ho ho ho” (three ho's). May I please have two shirts, an iPhone, and one DVD (choose between “Dumb and Dumber” and “South Park: The Movie”). Thank you and Happy Holidays! Love, Chuy, Michael, and PJ  Mollie: Thank you again for listening to CECA Star Club's episode of ArtBeat Radio. We hope you enjoyed and wish you joy and good health over the holidays and into the new year.  *Auld Lang Syne plays on piano*  *Outro music by Artbeat Radio staff*  We hope you enjoyed this episode of Artbeat Radio. For more information, please go to our website. Ableartswork.org. Thanks for listening and tune in next time! 

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Where Whitney, Keelea and Dave talk about the value of connecting with the body of Christ, the utter deception of baked beans, and the unbelievable reality of Christ's love. Like - seriously... have you thought about it? Jesus loves you, and that changes everything. 

Thanks, Jesus! Oh, yeah, and thanks, Dad! June 19, 2022 Mark 9:14-29 – English Standard Version 9:14 And when they came to the disciples, they saw a great crowd around them, and scribes arguing with them. 15 And immediately all the crowd, when they saw him, were greatly amazed and ran up to him and greeted him. 16 And he asked them, “What are you arguing about with them?” 17 And someone from the crowd answered him, “Teacher, I brought […]

Thanks, Jesus! Oh, yeah, and thanks, Dad! June 19, 2022 Mark 9:14-29 – English Standard Version 9:14 And when they came to the disciples, they saw a great crowd around them, and scribes arguing with them. 15 And immediately all the crowd, when they saw him, were greatly amazed and ran up to him and greeted him. 16 And he asked them, “What are you arguing about with them?” 17 And someone from the crowd answered him, “Teacher, I brought […]

Ever wondered about the intersections between Christian traditions, and the practices seen in spiritual, non-Christian communities? In this episode, Madi and Rebes talk about the parallels between spiritual practice and Christian tradition. Get Connected: https://www.ohgodpod.com/quick-links

Devotional Prayer by Be Inspired by His Word © Good Morning Song by Isarel Houghton Jesus at the center of it all Jesus at the center of it all From beginning to the end It will always be, it's always been You, Jesus Jesus Nothing else matters Nothing in this world will do Jesus You're the center And everything revolves around You Jesus, You Jesus be the center of my life Jesus be the center of my life From beginning to the end It will always be, it's always been You, Jesus Oh, Jesus Nothing else matters Nothing in this world will do Jesus You're the center And everything revolves around You Jesus, You From my heart to the Heavens Jesus be the center It's all about You Yes it's all about You In all your ways know and acknowledge and recognize Him, And He will make your paths straight and smooth [removing obstacles that block your way]. Proverbs 3:6 AMP Prayer Almighty God the only true God I worship you Mighty father thank you for this beautiful day and grace of life Eternal rock of ages thank you for the forgiveness of sin and your blood shed for my salvation Lord thank you for your word that daily directs my path in all that I do Father in all circumstances let me always acknowledge you Lord in all that I engage in let your will be prioritized above anything in my life Lord come and take the centre stage of my life and every situation that concerns me in Jesus name Holy one of Israel let your presence overwhelm and overshadow my life and entire existence Lord remove everything that has made me live in the distance away from your will and purpose for me Lord henceforth be at the centre of this nation negate the plans of the workers of darkness Holy spirit uproot every power that wants to thwart your presence in all that concerns me Lord concerning the vessel used for this daily prayer, all impacted by it and our household take charge of all we do and truncate the desires of the wicked over us in Jesus name *Personal Prayer* Thank you abba father for answered prayers in Jesus name *Confess Daily: Sin shall not have dominion over me, I am operating in the power of the word of God. I am the righteousness of God by faith as Jesus is so am I in this world. The lord is working in my life, His word is my daily manual. The will of the lord is above everything in my life. Jesus is at the centre of my life I will not be moved. His grace is making my race in life worth living. I am living in His power nothing can truncate His plans for me in Jesus name amen.* Today's Prayer by Be Inspired (by His Word)© 24th August 2021 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/be-inspired-by-his-word/message

Gretchen Keskeys' speaking and music ministry began with a prayer.   She was raising her young children and watching the show “Intervention.” As she was hurting for these people who were deep in addiction and self destruction, she noticed they all mostly had the same background: Abused, neglected and somehow abandoned (often through parental alcoholism and drug addiction.) All were looking for value, love, security, peace. She would cry out to Jesus: “Oh if only these people knew You.” One day this turned into an earnest prayer as she knew deep in her heart she could minister to hurting people through her testimony of healing through Jesus Christ.Gretchen asked for God's will and help and He helped her use all her gifts to share her testimony through music and appearances. Gretchen has recorded three full length Christian albums: “Walking in the Spirit,” “Pure Hope” and her latest, “Words of Truth.” God has opened up doors for her to share her testimony and music with the exact people she prayed about. She is a regular worship leader with Prison Fellowship at Folsom Women's Facility at Folsom Prison. She speaks and shares her music at churches, women's conferences and events. She has appeared on Christian TV and radio including: “Babbie's House,” CTN's “It's Time for Herman & Sharron,” Cornerstone Television Network's “Real Life,” CTN's “Bridges,” Dove Broadcasting's “Nite Line,” WATC-TV's “Magnify,” WREG-TV's “Live at 9,” Atlanta Live and “Christian Music Spotlight,” plus prominent radio programs such as “Game Changers with Lisa Faulkner,” “The Long Version with Fletcher Long,” “Kingdom News” and “Debra Evans in the Morning,” “Corner Café Radio,” “Pastor to Pastor” on KFIA AM and many others. Gretchen has a BA Journalism from California State University Sacramento and studied for four years at the Beverly Hills Playhouse. She has worked in television news as an associate producer, news writer and assignment editor at KOVR-TV and as a talk radio producer at KSTE-AM in Sacramento. She has had acting parts in television and commercials and is a member of the Screen Actors Guild and American Federation of Television and Radio Artists. Gretchen has been married 20 years to her husband Randy who she credits for encouraging and supporting her ministry. He is a lifelong devoted Christian who also serves in ministry. They are blessed by three wonderful children, Ian, Megan and Grace, who is now in college.  Gretchen is passionate about her relationship with Jesus. The gratitude she has for the great healing He has done in her life pours out in the songs she writes and the message she shares. Jesus has healed her mind which was once paralyzed in fear and depression. Since that time thirty years ago, she lives her life in a deep lasting peace and joy in all her circumstances. She sees Jesus continuing to mold her life and she remains humbly in awe of all He has done. –  These are a few of her songs:Don't You Know (who you are child of God,) Then I Met Jesus, The Hope of Heaven

She's trapped in a fat black trash can She makes friends at wasteland She takes tabs that taste bad DAMN. Half an acid after ASAP crapped on the map, Back to the BASSPOD for some awful crap She tried to dance to, She's trying—she's trying, but can't Thinks about camp, and the wristband she grabbed as a sample But the black man, her first fan, is holding her hand His first rave ever was at the promised land She left with a plan, panicked in Alaska, then ran Went manic with Uncle Sam, damaged; A sacrifice, like a lamb They call for Christ, and she wants to answer but hasn't; Advice from dad— “Humankind has gone mad.” The Day Met The Night She had to miss the man in the hat; but was glad The act she caught was by an artist that's also black Bass music lacks much, in fact; Every since Skrillex did it, Everyone else just does that Now they're programmed and mathematical, Dubstep is had, Everybody loves Excision and forgot how to dance; No offense to Jeff, It's just his fans are the worst— She was still in the hearse, but witness to the dress rehearsal. Till Death Do Us Part, So she did; but Rest In Peace, she didn't— She was almost asleep, then here comes The Nigga, Skrillex. The Aliens Did it. NO WE DIDNT. THE GODS DID. Call it Divine Intervention Right on Time for Dentention He wreaked of all the sadness and Liquor The Poor Thing, he needed attention she couldn't give it, just wished she didn't exist She was shook, and just booked it out of the Soul Kitchen The whole mission was meant to be a means of prevention; A rockstar musician and a mystic's intuition At Intermission, she interviews with Inside Edition— When he makes his entrance, She breaks away just to kiss him But Listen: In this dimension, the Media Captures the passion She had for the man on camera, a scandal happens! His girlfriend's mad, his fans all hate this random fat black actress, or rapper— whatever she is, she woke up famous, and the FanGirls attack They all love Sonny; Fight over him in forums like vultures; It's part of the culture, she knows because she studies producers— But this one is different, there's only one Skrillex— A loser; Money talks and bullshit walks, and that's an evil doer; She just calmly walked away, she couldn't do him the favor He just came into her life, and then he came back never; Now she just wonders what would have happened, had she acted on impulse; His hands were right between her thighs, but then he acted repulsed, as his fingertips brushed the skin of her belly— The Curse of her body: reality's depiction of gluttony; We all need love. Perhaps what Sonny needed was hugs, But Ugly she was, and had been cracked like a nut; A scar on her lip, A scar on her eye, The Sun God marked “Mine” Blinded by the light, polite tidings, moonlit nights fighting the right side— look at the bright side; We are alike, right? We like white. Fine. What is a pawn to a Knight? What's a King to a Queen? A Lion to a Lioness might seem to be priority; In reality it's just another misogyny She knows she needs; He needs nothing. Rafiki, believe me— I did see Simba under a Tree, With a Hog and a Meerkat, I think Take it easy on the DMT, Before Disney reads this catastrophe. Well, that's random. Well, so is Skrillex in your tent. Is he for sale, or for rent? Is she no more than a friend? I'm offended, but get it— That's just how it is, with a rich kid; I lost 200 pounds, but she's posing for “fitness”, Basic. Forget this shit. At the core, I resent it; I fell in a horrible instant Aplorable, isn't it? Now I just want to prevent; I saw through dimensions, Prayed for him, I went and I fasted Attracted spirits out of crypts with magic I flew the black flag, ship wrecked on an island and died again, All my friends and Family in heaven keep mentioning him I don't know what he did, But I'm just trying to save— Shh. What did Tim say? He tried to warn me about Garrett before I even knew his name; It's fucking crazy, But I lost it when he passed away— I remembered the day I called “A Long Drive, With You, Friends” Cause I was stuck in the Skrillex attemtpting to decipher the message; Ran down the mountain pouting about Dillon Francis, But when I got back to town, I found out what the past is; Los Angeles was smaller, but still back to back traffic— I looked down from Elysian Park at all of the Classics; It had to be about the 60's, it was a nightmare— Time Travel would be fun, if I had chosen to go there, But no! A flash went off as I was leaving the mountain, I didn't even feel the phototelepoertation, It was instant. I'm a crackhead, I'm a mental health case— Five years ago, I said I'd run for President someday I knew as the words came out; it was a fatal mistake I became #1 Enemy of the State The USA was under a brand new administration, We went Global, White Supremacy Funds Corporations Now it doesn't matter what I say or do; On paper, I've been documented as… Doesn't matter. The worst of it was, They gave me Sonny's head on a platter “Invest In Water” Telepathy is easy for me; But gnashing of teeth? I listen to Skrillex, the secrets I keep Now I'm starting to weep, Take it easy— He's probably busy. I'm standing in line at the showers, he's disappearing I can't believe it; His name wasn't on the roster An imposter, impossible; I already saw him His mom worries, a lot— But I don't know which one, She begged and pleaded for me to save her son And the West was won, Annie went and got her gun She's ugly, but she's skinny and she's also a slut; A DJs just a squirrel with a nut— Always looking for another with some tits and a butt Looks young? So what? ID says Connecticut, just turned 21 But she's sucking her thumb Dumb DJ wants to have fun Now thunder has struck; At least this time I'm in luck— I don't know what he's done, But Space Jesus is giving everyone a good in for their money, Here bassnectar comes; My assumption was—you've seen one, it applies to all of them. Apparently not, my previous favorite Previous, I say, because I think someone paid him As years pass by, I see what I've written—it's clearly a given, perhaps this is the reason I've risen; This is a prison. I don't want to listen to Skrillex. I'm so sick of Dillon Francis, And being a black chick I'm so sick of fitness models And Instagram fitness I'm so sick of Sonny Moore and this aryan woman. According to the Book or Mormon, I'm rather important, But neither myself or they would admit it— Untraceably ancient, they have questions of our Family's origins I'm like, Just ask Skrillex. That dudes way more a force than I—not adopted, but unwanted, and unaborted. Now I'm imported, an immortal now with African heritage— Not African, but they have to call me African American or black like, statistically— Thats seeming racist again, I think., I'm also indigenous—but white people see me as black; Blacks know that I'm half, they laugh and turn their back, As if. The Black Cat in the hat sat and splashed blood on his mask; he had to attack the bampheramph master, acting as captain He can't stand him, now he's trapped in a mansion with Dillon Francis and a Masked Banana, Happy with Hammocks for batting practice. [Skrillex is resting in a hammock. The masked banana Approaches.] WHAT THE FUCK. CUT TO: Here he is. is he dead? No, he's Skrillex. Don't be stupid. That's a shiner. It's a doozy… ...This Nigga. This Nigga. This NIGGA. Uh oh. Where is Skrillex? I found him. He's over there. He's over WHERE? You should go. [shrugs] I should stay. Now you're playing. It's your game. I'll kill you. I doubt that. Don't tempt me. Or you'll what? No, no, no! Dillon Francis?!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. < GO AWAY DUDE, I GOT THIS. NO, OKAY?! NO. Ay, no! Vamos! JUST STOP IT. What is he doing here? What are you doing here? I'm on the lineup. (Like, 6 people) HOW? Ask My Management. >< Man, fuck your management. GERALD: Hey, fuck you! Gerald?! S'that you? GERALD: Yes, ‘tis I! You look good! Back at cha! ...is that your piñata? Previously, kind of. What the fuck. Dillon. Heh. Oh, what—he's “Dillon” now? I've always been “Dillon” that's my name You're “Dillon Francis” DJ Dillon Francis. You wish you were a DJ. Why would I waste a wish—? [they bicker, as S Ū P A C R E E silently prepares for battle. As she sharpens The Battle Axe, Skrillex takes notice and moves quickly towards her.] Hey—where'd you get that?! Oh, what, this? The Battle Axe? Yeah, it is! What the fuck! I thought you had that. [Skrillex, startled, checks his pockets; which is ridiculous, because he's wearing Skinny jeans.] I thought he was wearing shorts. We like shorts. The Skrillex Shorts (Angrily) What did you DO? What did YOU do? Satan won't tell me unless I give him my sOuL Oh, goodness… Jesus Christ! What? Don't. ((Jesus: GODDAMMIT I TOLD YOU, I'M ON VACATION.)) Why with Satan? I am Satan. What the fuck! He's just kidding. Oh, Jesus Christ. Stop calling on Jesus, he's not coming. ((I ALREADY TOLD YOU, CALL CREE)) [Up, at Jesus] DONT CALL ME BY MY SLAVE NAME, JESUS—I FUCKING TOLD YOU. You know what—? [Jesus Appears.] Dillon Francis: *gasps* JESUS. What, Dillon Francis? What? Do we not spend enough time talking? What? Dillon Francis: Jesus: Just—practice patience, you'll get your fuckin shit—just. Ugh. And, YOU! Skrillex: Me? Jesus: Nah, dog. You're straight. Skrillex: Nice. Dillon Francis: WHAT? The FUCK. Jesus: hey—out of sight, out of mind; unlike your dumb ass—am I right? Dillon Francis: You know him? Jesus: We're booed up. Wait, you're fuckin' Jesus? Not with that inflection. Jesus: Oh what, jealous? Dillon Francis: This is awful. Jesus: It's God Awful. Dillon Francis: That's not punny. Jesus, Skrillex, and SupaCree: YES IT IS. Dillon Francis: Oh, My God. Jesus: Dont call God— SupaCree: No, she is not— —she's probably busy— —she's not available— Dillon Francis: What is happening. Gerald: How do you know Jesus? He's a Distant relative—Look. I don't have time for this; I'm on vacation. You've been on vacation since The Bush Administration! Wait, Which One? Dude, why bother? It's current events! This entire existence is a current event! Would you just forget about Heaven? Look, you're not getting back in again until you finish this—not without your little friends. Skrillex: I'm not her friend. Supacree: Skrillex isn't my friend. Dillon Francis: She's not my friend. GERALD: I'm your friend. Yeah you are! Yeah I am! Love You Gerald! ...Did you fuck? What's with you!? Jesus: She's not your friend. Skrillex: Hell nah! Jesus: I'm not talking to you, I know she's not your friend— Skrillex: Damn straight. Jesus: —You have no friends. Oooh. Goddamn. Christ's Sake. Jesus: Money is the root of all evil. Dillon Francis: Hey— I said that; I said Money Sucks, Friends Rule! [super serious] Jesus: No. Dillon Francis: ...No? Jesus: You—asked for a friend. I sent you a friend! Why isn't she your friend?! Dillon Francis: [makes a face] ...that was the friend you sent? Jesus: YES. Dillon Francis: ...that I asked for? Jesus: YES. What's wrong? Dillon Francis : I just… Adjust. [Jesus receives the Alien communication signal telepathically.] Jesus: Adjust? Fuck me. Supacree: Is that them? Skrillex: Mmmmm…. Dillon Francis: Oh, my God! Jesus: Oh, guess what? Now she's coming. Are they close? Seems like it. Dillon Francis: What the fuck! Fuck, alright then. “Fuck, alright then.” Shutthefuckup— Why don't you shutthefuckup— Jesus: Both of you shutthefuckup. Shut The Fuck Up, And Listen Oh, shit—fuck—there's still a battle? Uh, yeah, there's still a battle; God loves these things. Dillon Francis: Wait, wait, wait— Jesus: wait, wait what? Dude, just shut up go get your...what's your rave weapon again? Supacree: white privilege? Dillon: (at Skrillex) no, that's his. Jesus: oh please, it's basically everyone's—except hers. Yikes. Skrillex: [squints] Jesus: yeah, yikes. Now take a hike so I can talk with these two immortal morons without your face in my face. My face isn't in your face… Your face is in my face! Now get lost! Prepare to Save The Rave! ...this is strange. [to side, cut scene Gerald: what is your rave weapon, anyway? Dillon Francis: it's a secret. Jesus: Alright— [as they prepare, she each scan the skyline for a sign of advanced life.] Skrillex: not another flyby. Supacree: Jesus fucking Christ. Jesus: Where is it? Supacree: He has it. Skrillex: She has it. Both: no, I don't. Both: yes, you do! Jesus: Are you serious? Skrillex: What is your life? Supacree: I'm not alive, I just died! Skrillex: Oh yeah, right? Jesus: oh yeah, right. Skrillex: psh. That's bullshit. Jesus: you don't have to believe it. Skrillex: I don't, that's— Supacree: We get it, you're a satanist. Jesus l: why! Satan can't do shit. Supacree: I know, right? Skrillex: I'm not “Satanist” Skrillex: We're just binded. Supacree: Stupid Ass Skrillex. Skrillex: Nobody called you! Supacree: My phone died! That's how I got stuck with you on the last flyby! Skrillex: It wasn't me! Jesus: Yes it was. Supacree: I don't care. Jesus. You do care. Skrillex: more than cares! Supacree: less. Way less. Skrillex: she's obsessed— Supacree: I am obsessive. Jesus: this is impressive. Skrillex: Gee, thanks ref. Supacree: save your breath— Jesus: You're both miserable. Skrillex: I'm not miserable, I'm rich, Supacree: he's not miserable, he's rich. See? Okay—first of all— you're both rich. SupaCree: wait, I am? Skrillex: wait, she is? Jesus: YES. Supacree: when is this? Jesus: that's on you. And him. Supacree and Skrillex: what? How?! Jesus: Well, do you Wield the Sword of Skrillex? Skrillex: ...The What? Supacree: …oh yeah, huh. Jesus: there you go. Supacree: Huh. Skrillex: what the fuck!? Jesus: Yeaaah...anyway, we're way off subject, and we're arguably moments away from this dimension being ripped open; Half the family's in transit— Half? Oh, Goddamn. This is bad. Gimmie my sword. It's my sword! Technically, it's his. But it isn't. I mean, just because you Weilded it in Skrillex— When was this?! DUDE, QUIT DRINKING. Finally someone said it. Someone had to. *gasp* SUPER WHITE GURL: SKRILLEX HAS A DRINKING PROBLEM? No. What? You just said— This is fictional, Becky—a total-what if. My name Rebecca. My Name is Skrillex. No it isn't— —what is it—-? It's— —What's My Name? —its— —-?!?! ——?????!!! —it's Skrillex, Becky— —rebbeca— —SIT DOWN BECKY. (She sits.) Goddamn. Oh, she will. She's nothing like Rebbeka, Rebekah was beautiful. So you do have my memory. Nails in hands. You felt that? Shove it, Boomer! What are you? I TOLD you already. Jesus: She told you. Are you eating? I get hungry. Skrillex: UGHHHHGGGHHH. Supacree: AGGGHGHGHGH!!!! This is intense. Oh, like camping! It wasn't me!!! (Like, Everyone) Yes it was. This nigga doe. I know, huh. This nigga serious. He hella serious. He aint remember— —he ain't remember— —Nothin! Who the fuck are you? Creative Affirmative Action. What? There's not enough black people in this movie, so. What you mean? Skrillex is black. [Skrillex] No— Sure he is— —look at him— [Skrillex] Ugh, he's gonna sue me. For what?! Ridiculous. Exactly, yeah that. Skrillex is ridiculous. Yes, but si is this: The Nigga, Skrillex As not to be confused with Skrillex, The Nigga (He's a Rapper!) Of course he is. And, while we're at it—might as well go ahead and introduce— The Nigga Skrillex Not a rapper? Oh no, he does rap. It just doesn't matter. Because he's black. *gasp* Black Skrillex?! No, The Nigga Skrillex. What's the difference?! Well… Black Skrillex: Yes, Good afternoon—could I please get, $20 on pump 8 please? Thank you. Okay, so whats the— [As Black Skrillex exits, The Nigga Skrillex enters the same inconvinece store, looking shady.] [Actual Skrillex Makes a Face] Mmm—just wait, it gets better. Cut Back To: The Nigga Skrillex makes a menacing face at the cashier, whose hand hovers over the panic button. Its hella shady. cashier: can I help you? The Nigga Skrillex: Nah, prolly not. [beat] he turns towards the cooler and palms a 40 oz. the tension rises. he plops it on the counter and stares coldly at the attendant. you know what? …? Let me get a….$20 on the lotto, and some berry backwoods. okay. wait—how much is that? …$1.99 a pack. Goddam!... can i just get one? ...yeah. LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE.

Join us for a continued discussion on the hope and freedom we have in Jesus.We will also have a roundtable discussion on world events, end time bible prophecy and the glorious appearing of our Lord and Savior, Yeshua (Jesus) the Messiah.When Christ, who is our life, shall appear, then shall ye also appear with Him in glory.-Colossians 3:4UpTime Community is a webcast that covers teachings and unique perspectives on end time events.Sign-up for updates and extra content that won't be posted on social media: https://forms.gle/vQTPMs3kCt5X5Za88Unsure about what it means to be a follower of Jesus Christ? Go HERE: https://hopebiblechurchga.com/your-salvation/If you would like prayer or need to know more about making Jesus your Lord and Savior, call 888-633-3446, or text "I need prayer" to (320) 345-3455.

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Joy should happen to each and everyone of us going through tough and difficult times. But for me my greatest Joy will be to look around on that day and see all my family members, all my friends, all my acquaintances, all my loved ones, all my exes and most importantly, all my enemies in Heaven. Oh what a day that'll be and what a scenario that'll pose. Take the money and give me the Souls any day and I'll call it a fair trade. Disclaimer: the Souls are for Jesus Oh, not me per say Oh.

30 anos de Jesus , Oh Glória

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Hattie and Matt tune in to the first episode of Floor is Lava, a televised version of your favorite at-home obstacle course. Level One is the basement, which contains a set of twins, a set of triplets, three youth pastors, one very dedicated mother, and an alien sarcophagus, for some reason.

In this exclusive interview, Gretchen Keskeys’ shares how her music ministry began with a prayer. She was raising her young children and watching the show “Intervention.” As she was hurting for these people who were deep in addiction and self destruction, she noticed they all mostly had the same background: Abused, neglected and somehow abandoned (often through parental alcoholism and drug addiction.) All were looking for value, love, security, peace. She would cry out to Jesus: “Oh if only these people knew You.” One day this turned into an earnest prayer as she knew deep in her heart she could minister to hurting people through her testimony of healing through Jesus Christ. Gretchen asked for God’s will & help and He helped her use all her gifts to share her testimony through music and appearances. Gretchen has recorded three full length Christian albums: “Walking in the Spirit,” “Pure Hope” and her latest, “Words of Truth.” God has opened up doors for her to share her testimony and music with the exact people she prayed about. She is a regular worship leader with Prison Fellowship at Folsom Women’s Facility at Folsom Prison. She speaks and shares her music at churches, women’s conferences and events. She has appeared on Christian TV and radio including: “Babbie’s House,” CTN’s “It’s Time for Herman & Sharron,” Cornerstone Television Network’s “Real Life,” CTN’s “Bridges,” Dove Broadcasting’s “Nite Line,” WATC-TV’s “Magnify,” WREG-TV’s “Live at 9,” Atlanta Live and “Christian Music Spotlight,” plus prominent radio programs such as “Game Changers with Lisa Faulkner,” “The Long Version with Fletcher Long,” “Kingdom News” and “Debra Evans in the Morning,” “Corner Café Radio,” “Pastor to Pastor” on KFIA AM and many others. Gretchen has a BA in Journalism from California State University Sacramento and studied for four years at the Beverly Hills Playhouse. She has worked in television news as an associate producer, news writer and assignment editor at KOVR-TV and as a talk radio producer at KSTE-AM in Sacramento. She has had acting parts in television and commercials and is a member of the Screen Actors Guild and American Federation of Television and Radio Artists. Gretchen has been married 20 years to her husband Randy who she credits for encouraging and supporting her ministry. He is a lifelong devoted Christian who also serves in ministry. Together they homeschool their teenagers Ian and Megan and also their daughter Grace who is now in college. Gretchen is passionate about her relationship with Jesus. The gratitude she has for the great healing He has done in her life pours out in the songs she writes and the message she shares. Jesus has healed her mind which was once paralyzed in fear and depression. Since that time thirty years ago, she lives her life in a deep lasting peace and joy in all her circumstances. She sees Jesus continuing to mold her life and she remains humbly in awe of all He has done.

Quarta parte da explicação do trecho do Evangelho de Jesus (segundo Mateus, capítulo 17, versículos 14 a 21; segundo Marcos, capítulo 9, versículos 14 a 29; segundo Lucas, capítulo 9, versículos 37 a 43; e capítulo 17, versículos 5 e 6). A cura de um jovem possesso. Destaque para: Causa dos gritos que o menino soltava. Como se explica a exclamação de Jesus: “Oh! geração incrédula e perversa!”. “De nenhum modo pretendemos realçar aqui o valor e a importância verdadeiramente extraordinários desta obra incomparável, única até hoje no mundo, onde, dia a dia, à medida que for sendo calmamente estudada e meditada, avultarão a sua grandiosidade e a sua profundeza. “Nela se encerra toda uma revelação de verdades divinas que ainda em nenhuma outra fora dado ao homem entrever. Ela nos põe sob as vistas, banhados numa claridade intensíssima, que por vezes ainda nos ofusca os olhos tão pouco acostumados à luminosidade das coisas espirituais, esse código de sabedoria infinita que se há de tornar o código único dos homens – o Evangelho de Jesus.” Tomamos essas palavras do tradutor de OS QUATRO EVANGELHOS, Guillon Ribeiro, para marcar a nossa passagem pelo segundo volume da obra, que nos leva a iluminar, cada vez mais, nossas mentes banhadas pela luz daquele que afirmou “Eu sou a luz do mundo” – Jesus Cristo.

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"How was your day, Jesus?" "Oh, it was alright. Cried a lot. Tore up a church. Bunch of God's people want to kill me. But, I got to ride a donkey, so, you know: the glass is half full. #Blessed."  This part of the story is getting really good, join us as we look at the rest of Luke 19. Join the conversation on Facebook @ "Lo-Fi Lectionary" Email us at LoFi@kevinlester.net  Please rate and review us on Facebook, iTunes, and Google Play! Lo-Fi Lectionary: A Bible story podcast for the Religiously Burned-Out and the Spiritually Curious! kevinlester.net

Christmas Dec 25 A Savior Jesus Is Born Dec 26 The Day After The Savior is Born "Love"  There was no place for them Mary and her husband At The Hotel! Is There a Place for them In Your Heart? Jesus Oh what a wonderful child! The New Born Kind Oh What a Winderful Child! Listen to the angels Sing! It Happen a Long Time ago! Our Next Radio Broadcast January 7th  7Pm CST Subject http://www.blogtalkradio.com/howcee-productions-gospel/2019/01/08/your-mind-set-about-black-folks-in-america    Your Mind Set About Black Folks In America   Call in to speak with the host # (713) 955-0464 Black and African Americans make up the second largest group in the United States, but the third largest group after White Americans and Hispanic or Latino Americans (of any race). The majority of the population (55%) lives in the South ; compared to the 2000 Census, there has also been a decrease of African Americans in the Northeast and Midwest . We clearly have a problem in America. When almost 90 percent of white people in America who take the Implicit Association Test show an inherent racial bias for white people versus black people ...  

When you stand back and look at American Christianity as it stands today, it's not hard to see the cracks. There are fundamental flaws that plague American Christianity. We'll journey through the week's news to see how Christianity is missing the point. Not only are they missing the point, they may not even be on the same page with Jesus anymore. Christendom is broken in America. Can we fix it? Of course, we can fix it. The bigger question is, do we want to fix it? Just because something is broken, it doesn't mean that the owners are willing to do the work to fix it. That's a problem. Who really owns Christianity anymore? Jesus? Oh, hell no. As the faith marches forward, it looks less and less like its founder and God. Again, I'll say it. This is a big problem. WTF church? This week, we look through the lens of faith and culture to point out some of the major cracks. We'll go through the Bill Hybels scandal, Greg Laurie, and the SoCal Harvest Festival. We'll even look into the pedo that founded the Christian "rock festival" Creationfest. A show about why Christian rock is not really rock will possibly happen in the future but not today. That's not the point. We'll talk through our issues with pastor worship and commercialization of the church in general. WTF church? The church is fundamentally broken. The problem is fixable, but those in power are unwilling to right the ship. The ship looks nothing like Jesus and neither do the Christian leaders navigating it, so why is the Church in America messed up? Well, for starters, it looks more like a business model and less like a movement. The church has learned over decades to care more about itself than about those in our communities that are hurting and in need of help, compassion, and grace. Seriously, WTF church?!? If Jesus left the church, would you leave as well? Come along for the ride as we skewer through life, culture, and spirituality in the face of a changing world. www.SnarkyFaith.com

Richard is joined by Tommy Dean, Shannon Byrne and Subby Valentine where special musical guest Aled Jones explains what it's like to sing a duet with your 15-year-old self. Also, Jesus and Houdini are compared and some cruel fun is had at the expense of criminals, gas exporters and politicians.

Richard is joined by Tommy Dean, Shannon Byrne and Subby Valentine where special musical guest Aled Jones explains what it’s like to sing a duet with your 15-year-old self. Also, Jesus and Houdini are compared and some cruel fun is had at the expense of criminals, gas exporters and politicians.

Richard is joined by Tommy Dean, Shannon Byrne and Subby Valentine where special musical guest Aled Jones explains what it’s like to sing a duet with your 15-year-old self. Also, Jesus and Houdini are compared and some cruel fun is had at the expense of criminals, gas exporters and politicians.

Richard is joined by Tommy Dean, Shannon Byrne and Subby Valentine where special musical guest Aled Jones explains what it's like to sing a duet with your 15-year-old self. Also, Jesus and Houdini are compared and some cruel fun is had at the expense of criminals, gas exporters and politicians.

The Season 1 finale!

This was a particularly painful round of people asking Jesus “How do we know you’re the song of god?” Jesus: “Oh because my dad said so!”

Jesus (Jesus) Oh Jesus (Jesus) Oh how I love Calling your name Oooh Jesus (Jesus) Oh sweet Jesus Everyday your name is the same When my troubles surround me And I didn't have to dispare Lord you told me That you'll be right there It seems like all my problems Had just begun I didn't have to worry no more They were already won. Ooh Jesus (Jesus) Oh Jesus Oh how I love Calling your name Ooh Jesus Oh sweet Jesus Oh every day Your name is the same Yeah I remember the time When I felt so all alone When I needed you Jesus All I had to do was call Sometimes in the morning Sometimes late at night But when I got off my knees Jesus Everything was alright Oooo oh Jesus My rose of Sharon My lily of the valley Calling your name Oooh Jesus Jesus my mountain mover Everyday Your name is the same Ooh Jesus nobody but Jesus Oh how I love I love I love To call on your holy name Jesus nobody but Jesus Everyday hallalujea your name is the same My mother Jesus my fathers Jesus I love calling your name Ooh come on Jesus Ooh come on Jesus Ooh come on Jesus Nobody but Jesus