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The smelliest turds are battling each other in the fascist GOP cesspool including demon-bitten Tucker and friend-of-Kanye Nick Fuentes. Hate load Fuentes blathered the Groypers are coming for our Nazi VP Vance. Trump filled a diaper over his hatred for late night talk host Seth Meyers, who deserves props for his merciless mockery of President Diaper Rash. Dems are set dunk all over the GOP in the off year elections. Prince Andrew lost his title and royal digs due to his continued support of fellow child rapist Epstein. House GOP Slytherin are so scared of Zohran Mamdani winning in NYC, they're figuring ways to cheat. VP of Couches is probably hooking up with the widow of that deceased Nazi.

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"No more wars" Trump can't wait to invade Venezuela. Shitler's CIA was busted trying to launch a false flag in Venezuela according to the Maduro regime.  A CBS anchor jumped ship. Man-baby blathered something about getting a "routine MRI." Canada caught measles from the U.S. and President Diaper rash pitched a fit about Canadian political ad poking fun at his tariffs. GOP loads want to deport Democratic superstar Zohran Mamdani. New Yorkers have been giving ICE Nazis hell. Slate ripped John Robert's SCOTUS a new starfish. Rapist-in-Chief suggested Vance and Rubio run for on a 2028 ticket.  

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Americans don't want any kings and the Louvre needs to boeuf up security. Details from the recent heist at the Louvre ruined every heist movie. A vile, racist  Trumpkin nominee for special counsel sent a text saying Martin Luther King Day belongs in hell. China complained about cyber attacks from the US. Racist hate-preacher with a golden preacher, Shane Vaughn said the Constitution makes Shitler master of the universe. Steve Bannon put on his seven shirts and called for the registration of the CIA Director.

Mamdani wiped the debate stage floor with that creep Cuomo. Former GOP lawmaker, felon and webcam personality George Santos was freed from prison by Trump. Shitler continued to get outsmarted by Vlad as President Diaper Rash denied Ukraine long range missiles. Fox-bot Sec Def Pete Hegseth blathered something about fat guardsmen. A Christian nationalist, AKA Nazi, caterwauled slavery wasn't evil. The U.S. has Mpox plus there's a bigly outbreak of measles. Conservative sweater model Glenn Beck said the FBI asked his advice on capturing ANTIFA. Pedo Prince Andrew lost all royal titles and things of that nature due to Trump's appearances in the Epstein files. Golden voiced Jesus loon Shane Vaughn suggested God ordered Satan to clip former fascist Charlie Kirk before Turning Point Czar could go after Israel.

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Trump rage-squealed over Jimmy Kimmel going back on the air. Despite man-baby's blathering, Disney didn't want to lose their subscribers and sided with Kimmel. In a tribute to crooked Spiro Agnew, Nazi Tom Homan was busted on video taking a big bag money but the Trump's DOJ halted investigations into the corruption. An adult judge rejected Shitler's stupid lawsuit against the New York Times. Americans have fallen out of love with capitalism according to a Gallup Poll. The Supremes offered piggies legal clarity on the use of force against citizens.

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DNC Chair wants Democrats to fight back against Trump's GOP-backed authoritarianism. An obviously hobbled Shitler could barely walk during his latest golf outing. Governor Pritzker ripped man-baby a new one for illegally deploying the National Guard in a historic righteous tongue lashing. In the new authoritarian led economy, the government could take stakes in even more companies. Even conservatives didn't like sickly Trump's plan to jail folks who burn the flag. Lil Nas got in trouble in Los Angeles and of course the cops were up to no good. A memoir of the late Epstein victim, Virginia Giuffre chronicled horrors involving predator Prince Andrew. A gaggle of New York suits gave the famously bland restaurant Cracker Barrell a marketing makeover and scored a zero with the MAGATs. The Crabs discussed how the New York Times and other outlets ruthlessly covered Biden's health issues and wondered why those same outlets barely touch on the Felon-in-chief's alleged congestive heart failure.

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Applaud for the increasing public shaming of fascist Republicans. Fake human and VP Vance was heckled at a photo op with the illegal military in DC. Repub Nazi Elise Stefanik was booed offstage. State Rep. Nicole Collier from Texas has refused Nazi security escorts and has been forced to remain in the Capitol. Another loser Republican was booed from a stage in Wyoming. Obama said Newsom was doing a good job with redistricting efforts. Shitler has been justifying an invasion of Venezuela because his a bizarre drug addled autocrat. Neckless Nazi Alex Jones caterwauled Trump's health was bad. Non-news platform Newsmax settled with Dominion over man-baby election lies and pillow Czar Mike Lindell couldn't believe it! A court in Texas said you can't mandate the hanging of religious crap in classrooms.

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Fascist Trump wants a toady scumbag that will fudge the labor numbers because POTUS is a big fat liar. President Diaper Rash has ran the national debt up bigly. Alleged literal Trump-sucker Laura Loomer went into beast mode as she attacked fellow Nazi Marjorie Taylor Greene calling the rep a “lying fake Christian whore.” Trumpkin Loomer also informed the universe of Lindsay Graham's true sexuality. Shitler's approval ratings are in the dumpster. A GOP orc was thoroughly booed at a townhall where constituents demanded apologies. Anti-semitic troll, headquartered just outside of Chicago, Nick Fuentes made his case against tech thug Peter Theil, and former FOX hobgoblin Tucker Carlson. Xenophobe Nick also shot down MAGA claims that he's a CIA plant.  

Superman would super-teabag people like Dean Cain. Nazi President Trump blathered he might deploy the National Guard to New York and Chicago after doing stupid totalitarian crap to DC. Trump's friend rapist Ghislaine Maxwell apparently offered to give the Biden campaign dirt on Shitler. Mama Nazi, AKA Marjorie Taylor Greene, who squared off against right wing but Mark Levin was also attacked fascist loon Laura Loomer. Swamp creature Jeanine Pirro lied when she said crime was not down in the nation's capital. Jesus super fan Jack Hibbs accused White House god liaison Paul White of being a false teacher. Bravo star Jennifer Welch preached the truth about MAGATS. Evil Royal and rapist of children Prince Andrew complained he was scared to travel to America.

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Corrupt Texas GOP fascists want the absent Democratic reps arrested. A bomb threat was made at the hotel where the Texas Dems were staying. Bonuses were offered ICE Nazis for immigrant deportations. Dog killer Secretary Noem blathered there was no age limit for fascists who want to betray their country and join ICE. Hitler-like thugs in Florida are prepping another ICE concentration camp. A Nazi GOP congressperson was booed at a town hall in Nebraska. The Crabs reviewed a report about the submarine for ultra rich vacationers that imploded. The pigs in Florida are making it illegal to go one mile under the speed limit. MAGAT influencer Laura Loomer dumped former FOX-load Tucker Carlson. Supposedly, Big Balls, the DOGE Nazi who wanted to take your Mom's social security check, tried to stop a carjacking and was beaten.

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Nearly two-thirds of the US blames Trump for rising prices. While sporting what was surely a full diaper, Shitler fired the head of labor statistics. The boot lickers of the FBI redacted the name of our diddler POTUS from the Epstein files. Human cosplayer Todd Blanche struck a deal with child rapist Ghislaine Maxwell sending the molester of children to a country club prison. The fascists of TESLA were ordered by a court to pay 329 million for a deadly accident. Wee televangelist Kenneth Copeland summoned angels to defend the rapist-in-chief. An anti-choice mouth- breather is cool with a civil war over abortion. Just over half of our country believes in evolution.

Trump is considering pardoning Diddy out of predator professional courtesy. We no fanfare or zero energy, sloth like Senator Schumer floated an obscure law as a way to get the Epstein files released. The Fed hasn't changed interest rates. Shitler is bleeding MAGA support due to the whole Epstein deal. Former FoxBot and our current Secretary of Defense may quit to run for the governor of Tennessee. Democratic socialist Zohran Mamdani is beating creepy Cuomo and criminal Eric Adams in polls for mayoral race in NYC. The CEO busted for cheating via the jumbotron at a Cold Play concert was a toxic boss. Radioactive wasps have been trolling South Carolina. In other When Animals Get Pissed news, robot bunnies have been deployed to monitor invasive pythons. Cokey Smurk, AkA Don Jr., has been promoting a gun company and it's not going well.

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JD Vance's mysterious meeting with supervillian Rupert Murdoch and Trump's frivolous lawsuit against the WSJ were reviewed on this episode of the liberal podcast. Whiney little UK pigs might sue over security plans for President Rape Face's visit. Our Nazi tech bro VP is worried his vacation in the English countryside might be ruined by protestors. Meanwhile, the conditions at ICE concentrations camps are horrific. Italian citizens who overstayed their visa have been imprisoned at the concentrations in the Everglades. For reasons unknown, a FOX-bot wandered into honesty when he called out fascist Tulsi Gabbard's lies about Obama regarding the Russia investigation. PEDO POTUS released files regarding the assignation of Martin Luther King Jr. in an obvious attempt to distract from the Epstein scandal.

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We're all so shocked that Elon Musk's AI went full Fuhrer. An X user threatened to sue the social media platform after it's AI, Grok, told people how to break into his house. Linda Yaccarino, CEO X, resigned over Grok's praise of Hitler. Trump White House thugs sanctioned a UN official for making negative remarks about Israel. Podcast and scholar Scott Galloway perfectly summed up Elon Musk leaving verbose Piers Morgan speechless. Former second string FOX host and Sec Def, Pete Hegseth didn't tell President Diaper Rash he was halting defensive aid to Ukraine. MAGAT comic Roseanne Barr reminded the orange rapist how much his followers care about the Epstein files. In good news, USAID state department employees let go by Shitler are plotting against him. GOP load Steve Scalise actually did something good by demanding an Iranian's release from ICE.

MAGA's brain cell exploded after Trump's DOJ announced its Epstein cover-up. Trumpkin Nazi Laura Loomer blathered MAGAT AG Pam Bondi should resign over the Epstein cover-up non-scandal. A flashflood in Texas caught victims unaware since President Diaper Rash and DOGE slashed government programs and agencies like NOAA that monitor extreme weather. Survivors of the flood who voted for Trump will probably vote for the orange stain next time, if we even have elections. Flat Earther enthusiast and Georgia congressional candidate Kandiss Taylor caterwauled about the floods calling them fake. Pat employed his brilliant Elon Musk impersonation as the Crabs reviewed the Tesla's Czar's new Nazi friendly America Party.

People are getting sick of evil billionaires. As democracy necrotizes, P. Diddy was convicted of prostitution but not trafficking. U.S. Citizen Andrea Velez was kidnapped by masked ICE thugs. Paramount got on it's knees and settled with President Diaper Rash. Senator Warren said the Paramount settlement was pure corruption. Democratic socialist Zohran Mamdani said he wouldn't be intimidated by Shitler's deportation threat. A CNN data load was stunned by Democrats' 70 point shift on Israel. The Crabs reviewed a Freedom House study which scored countries by their freedom where America underperformed. Long Island announced an increase in shark surveillance followed a "suspected" shark bite. As evidence of humanity becoming even more crappy, instances of snakes-on-a-plane have increased.  

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Partisan SCOTUS is poisoning the country with their Project 2025 agenda. The supreme jerks went after adult videos in measles comeback state of Texas. Also, Alito and his vile company of Siths went after birthright citizenship via an attack on injunctions. The dunces of SCOTUS gave homophobic parents a win involving books with LGBTQ characters. The loads in robes did nothing about redistricting by racists in Louisiana. VIP bigot Nick Fuentes announced Laura Loomer as "the biggest whore in American politics." Governor Newsom has sued FOX News because "f" Rupert and his cronies. Oligarch and Trump-sucker Jeff Bezos was forced to change the venue of his stupid wedding thanks to the righteous protestors of Venice. Speaking of righteous, MSNBC host Lawrence O'Donnell dragged drunkard Sec-Def Pete Hegseth over lies and threats caterwauled at his presser at the Pentagon. The French Canadian newly in charge of the James Bond franchise floated Spider-person Tom Holland as a candidate.

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Iran and Israel are trading missile strikes while Trump waffles on intervening. Loon Loomer threatened to squeal on repubs criticizing the corpulent dear leader. Neckless Alex Jones caterwauled rebukes of Shitler amidst the MAGAT civil war. Evangelical Trump-suckers hope the conflict between Israel and Iran will usher in the apocalypse. Wacky Christian Shane Vaughn blathered missiles released on Friday the 13th were "spiritual projectiles." Somebody on CNN said POTUS was losing his marbles and it seems the rapist-in-chief belongs in the memory wing of a facility.  Democratic Senator Tammy Duckworth slammed the former FOX second string Saturday guy, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, over his obsession with slapping the names of loser confederate generals on military bases. Mahmoud Khalil was finally released after being kidnapped by ICE. Prophetess Kat kerr slithered from her hole letting us know World War III ain't happening. Trump's GOP orcs plan to slash SNAP benefits according to their big beautiful bill. Maybe man-baby will name alleged cocaine connoisseur Don Jr. to take over instead of J.D. Vance.

Trumped pooped the bed at the G7 then waddled away. The internet has theorized the weird bulges in Shitler's suit indicate catheters and leg braces, lol! The leader of Canada played the rambling man-baby offstage at the G7. The Trump administration probably blathered lies when they said he departed the G7 to deal with Israel/ Iran conflict but  some news orgs lapped it up like good little bootlickers. Americans were warned to leave Iran. The orange rapist in the White House ripped former Fox's second string anchor Hegseth for the tone of lame military parade. Possibly the worst cabinet member, Assad-sucking Tulsi Gabbard, may get booted. Comedian Dave Smith and former Trump fellator had a miraculous epiphany about Trump's Nazi regime and thinks we should be impressed. Former Fox lode Tucker Carlson took human cosplayer Ted Cruz to task over his ignorance of Iran. The Ambassador to Israel and Relaxium spokesperson Mike Huckabee penned a cringe worthy text to White House Daddy where the former Governor of Arkansas figuratively bent over and presented starfish. CEO of all prophets, MAGAT Hank Kunneman revises his visions. mid-spew.