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Hilarious daily, progressive, internet radio show about politics, news, pop culture, atheism and life in general. WARNING: Sometimes brutal liberal atheist humor. Not for fragile flowers. CrabDiving are comedian/actor/writer Ryan Pfeiffer, and actor/writer Patrick Viall, who live and work in Flor…

Ryan Pfeiffer & Patrick Viall

Florida, USA


    • Sep 29, 2026 LATEST EPISODE
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    CrabDiving – Mon 092826 – People Support Democrats But Hate The Leadership

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2026 102:52


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    CrabDiving – Fri 092526 – GOP Senator Is Outraged About All The Furry Pilots

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2026 117:30


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    CrabDiving – Wed 092326 – Forget War, Inflation and Stuff Because Trump’s Busy Kissing Xi’s Booty

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2026 113:26


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    CrabDiving – Mon 092126 – Networks Circled The Wagons After The Orange Dear Leader’s Ban of Outlets

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2026 113:27


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    CrabDiving – Fri 091826 -Animal Lovers Are Welcome In Kash Patel’s FBI

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2026 116:58


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    CrabDiving – Wed 091626 – The Fed Defied The Orange Felon and Score One For Team Elephant

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2026 115:43


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    CrabDiving – Mon 091426 – Don The Con Jr.’s Island Wedding Was Funded With Rubles

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2026 114:51


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    CrabDiving – Fri 091126 – Trump Told His Minions To Cheat

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2026 116:25


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    CrabDiving – Wed 090926 – GOP Candidates Are Avoiding Trump’s Pathetic Fascist-palooza

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2026 116:42


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    CrabDiving – Fri 090426 – GOP Candidates Don’t Want The Felon-In-Chief To Campaign With Them

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2026 122:06


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    CrabDiving – Wed 090226 – 89% Polled Say Corruption In The US Is Widespread So WTF Are We Doing?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2026 118:12


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    CrabDiving – Mon 083126 – Wars Rage & Americans Are Broke But Trump Just Wants His Name On Gaudy Buildings

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2026 112:40


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    CrabDiving – Fri 082826 – Milo Yiannopoulos Getting Bagged By ICE Is [Chef’s Kiss]

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2026 117:57


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    CrabDiving – Wed 082626 – Thanks For The Measles Deaths, Republicans

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2026 117:00


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    CrabDiving – Mon 082426 – Canada Told Corrupt Moron Trump To GFY

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2026 115:20


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    CrabDiving – Fri 082126 – Natalie Harp’s Insane Letters To Felon Trump

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2026 117:22


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    CrabDiving – Wed 081926 – DSA Candidates Keep Winning and Corporate Democrats Keep Whining

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2026 116:22


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    CrabDiving – Mon 081726 – Whining Snowflake Trump Can Dish It Out But Can’t Take It

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2026 115:59


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    CrabDiving – Fri 081426 – Luigi Pleaded Guilty and Crappy Conditions Aboard Our Aircraft Carrier

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2026 117:05


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    CrabDiving – Wed 081226 – Trump Let Press and Some Cabinet Members Act As Unwitting Decoys

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2026 114:17


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    CrabDiving – Fri 080726 – Trump’s Only Priorities Are A Ballroom, A Pool, A Ridiculous Arch, and Grift

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2026 116:17


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    CrabDiving – Wed 080526 – GOP and Corporate Democrats’ Sphincters Spasm As Abdul El Sayed Wins His MI Primary

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2026 118:20


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    CrabDiving – Mon 080326 – Trump’s Furious With Jeanine Pirro Because She Followed The Law

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2026 114:08


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    CrabDiving – Fri 073126 – A Spain Border Issue, Sharkzilla, and Vivek Gets Booed

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2026 117:45


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    CrabDiving – Wed 072926 – Even Alex Jones Is Ready For The 25th Amendment

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2026 118:12


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    CrabDiving – Mon 072726 – With Such A Virtuous Father, There’s No Way Barron Trump Likes Andrew Tate

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2026 113:23


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    CrabDiving – Fri 072426 – Fickle MAGA May Be Turning on JD Vance

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2026 116:27


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    CrabDiving – Wed 072226 – Elon Is Way Butthurt Over Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2026 119:13


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    CrabDiving – Mon 072026 – Everyone Edited Our Idiot President Out of World Cup Award Ceremony Pics

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2026 116:30


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    CrabDiving – Fri 071726 – Even Trump’s Teleprompter Guy Is Crooked AF

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2026 117:30


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    CrabDiving – Wed 071526 – Paranoid Trump Officials Are Searching Staff Phones For Leakers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2026 117:41


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    CrabDiving – Mon 071326 – Mitch’s Proof of Life Is Being Questioned

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2026 117:14


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    CrabDiving – Fri 071026 – Weekend at Mitchie’s?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2026 117:47


    Loads of laughs and cussing on Friday’s CrabDiving radio podcast!

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    CrabDiving – Wed 070826 – Trump at NATO Was Like A Fart In An Elevator

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2026 117:51


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    CrabDiving – Mon 070626 – Trump Managed To Befoul The Reputation Of The US World Cup Soccer Team

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2026 117:31


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    CrabDiving – Wed 070126 – Trump Called Crypto A Scam, So Of Course He Got Into Crypto

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2026 114:37


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    CrabDiving – Mon 062926 – Conservative SCOTUS Judges Want A King Without Checks and Balances

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2026 116:08


    Conservative SCOTUS judges want a king without checks and balances. Trump’s “bribe plane” from Qatar had to be sidelined. Spreader SCOTUS, Amy Coney Barrett voted like an adult regarding birthright citizenship. Former Speaker and speaker, Moscow Mitch McConnell was discovered in a nearly un-life state in his DC home. Shitler is a Daddy to his assistant/ playmate Natalie Harp. Man-baby got stellar advice from an AI powered Teddy Roosevelt at the unveiling of the former President’s library. Prince of Swanson, Tucker Carlson may start his own political party. Nazi dandy Joel Webbon campaigned for one of his own in Florida.

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    CrabDiving – Fri 062626 – Public Schools In Texas Will Indoctrinate Kids Into Christianity

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2026 117:41


    Public schools in Texas will indoctrinate kids into Christianity. Rock-throated RFK Jr. offered a post in the administrated to a congressional candidate in exchange for favors. Sickly Trump launched a strike against Iran despite that memo thingy. Human cosplayer JD Vance blathered something stupid about the Watergate scandal. Mayor Pete was the victim of an evil attack from Trump’s DOJ. Albania is super ticked off at Jarvanka over that island. Shitler’s fair in the national mall is craptastic. The prosecutor in the Charlie Kirk murder trial was held in contempt for blabbing. Our billionaire Italian Ambassador is hated bigly for cruising his 6 story barge in Venice.

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    CrabDiving – Wed 062426 – Corporatist Democrats Squeal Over Mamdani-Endorsed Candidates’ Victories

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2026 114:19


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    CrabDiving – Fri 061926 – Italy’s Giorgia Meloni Spoke For The World By Trashing Trump

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2026 116:44


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    CrabDiving – Wed 061726 – The Orange, Doddering Dictator-Wannabe Gives Iran Better Terms Than The JCPOA

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2026 116:19


    Lot of mellifluous profanity on Wednesday’s CrabDiving radio podcast!

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    CrabDiving – Mon 061526 – MAGA Squeals As They Find Out Trump’s Iran Deal Details

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2026 114:07


    MAGA squeals as they find out Trump’s Iran deal details which includes a 300 billion dollar payout, lol. Shitler can barely walk, evidenced by his unsteady gate at the NBA championship game. The DOJ weaponized by the rapist-in-chief launched a baseless investigation against Governor Newsom. SCOTUS ruled prosecutors can’t shop for venues. The Kennedy Center exterior remained covered as man-baby begs the courts to allow his dumb name on the building. Stephen Miller and other Nazis in The White House seriously considered suspended habeas corpus. George Conway’s latest campaign ad included a vow to lock up Diaper Don. The UFC fight at The White was pure trash. One of the fighters screamed a trope about Michelle Obama. Madam Ambassador Guilfoyle teamed up with Don Jr’s wife’s ex in an attempt to sabotage their relationship.  

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    CrabDiving – Fri 061226 – Billionaires Shouldn’t Even Exist and Now There’s A Trillionaire

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2026 118:17


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    CrabDiving – Wed 061026 – Trump Loves Inflation (and Allegedly Nipple Abuse)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2026 116:47


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    CrabDiving – Mon 060826 – Kennedy Center Site Scrubbed The Filth From Its Name

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2026 117:25


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    CrabDiving – Fri 060526 – Trump’s Staff Leaks More Than The International Space Station

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2026 118:32


    Trump’s staff leaks more than the International Space station. Key anchors stay with 60 Minutes despite the far right loons running the program. Man-baby wants to bulldoze Lady Liberty. Shitler lied about African American unemployment numbers. The techno-bro running Anthropic said they might lose control of their AI and called for a freeze in the space. Tax dollars are paying for Trump’s Christian persecution propaganda film. Religious freak show Michele Bachman blathered god would deliver GOP wins in the midterms if we could . Mehdi Hasan destroyed Patrick Bet David with words. Trumpian headline grabber-creep George Santos is back in the news. Listen to the Crabs for the details.

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    CrabDiving – Mon 060126 – Trump’s Insane Slush Fund For Insurrectionists Might Be Kaput

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2026 115:38


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    CrabDiving – Fri 052926 – Wails From The White House As Judge Rules Kennedy Center Name Will Be Trump-Free

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2026 116:02


    Wails from the White House as judge rules Kennedy Center name will be Trump-free. Shitler has been ruining the White House by perverting the structures into his gross likeness. Speaker of the House Mike Johnson used the prayer rally to mobilize MAGAT preachers. My Pillow Czar Mike Lindell was hacked. Stephen Miller and his Nazi wife are worthless. Sith Lord Peter Thiel slithered to Argentina and launched some weird cult movement. Shark attack alerts might be sent to smart phones.

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    CrabDiving – Wed 052726 – Democrats Celebrate Texas Republicans Electing Cartoonishly Corrupt Ken Paxton

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2026 116:02


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    CrabDiving – Fri 052226 – Tulsi Gabbard Is Slithering Away and Trump Is Bailing On Junior’s Wedding

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2026 117:55


    Tulsi Gabbard is slithering away and Trump away and Trump is bailing on Junior’s wedding. Shitler skipped Don Jr.’s wedding. A Repub Senator dissed Man-baby’s compensation of January 6th rioters. Human cosplayer Ted Cruz blathered colleagues were big mad over the slush fund to pay insurrectionists. A leak from the Pentagon showed a degradation of US defenses. Former Prince Andrew might not be investigation for sexual misconduct. Raul Castro has been indicted in the US for murder. The DOJ’s case against Abrego Garcia was dismissed.  

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    CrabDiving – Wed 052026 – Trump Is Looting the Treasury While The GOP Pretends Not To Notice

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2026 117:31


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