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Hilarious daily, progressive, internet radio show about politics, news, pop culture, atheism and life in general. WARNING: Sometimes brutal liberal atheist humor. Not for fragile flowers. CrabDiving are comedian/actor/writer Ryan Pfeiffer, and actor/writer Patrick Viall, who live and work in Flor…

Ryan Pfeiffer & Patrick Viall

Florida, USA


    • Mar 26, 2026 LATEST EPISODE
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    CrabDiving – Wed 032526 – Melania Wants A Robot To Teach Your Kids

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2026 116:17


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    CrabDiving – Mon 032326 – Coked-Up Sharks Are Not Only In Congress, But In The Oceans

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2026 113:52


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    CrabDiving – Fri 032026 – In The Deepest Part of the GOP Cesspool, The MAGA Civil War Continues

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2026 115:28


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    CrabDiving – Wed 031826 – Just A Small, Mid-Show Fire

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2026 115:05


    It was just a small, mid-show fire that caused us to play several minutes of Nick Fuentes spewing his usual crap. No injuries or significant damage. Other than that, we talked about probable foreign asset Tulsi Gabbard dodging Senate questions about the reasons for attacking Iran. Trump may not have been told JD Vance met with Joe Kent before Kent quit over the baseless war on Iran. Mango Mussolini is losing some of his hardcore MAGA support — including pirate LARPer/Oath Keepers founder Stewart Rhodes — over what they see as him taking marching orders from Israel. A judge may pull the plug on Trump’s outlandish White House ballroom. Perennial scumbag Corey Lewandowski told people he could do whatever he wants and Trump would just pardon him. And more!

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    CrabDiving – Mon 031626 – Trump’s Thuggish Diplomacy Is Biting Him In His Giant Butt

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2026 115:46


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    CrabDiving – Fri 031326 – Cabinet Members Are Wearing Wrong-Sized Shoes

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2026 117:12


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    CrabDiving – Mon 030926 – Trump Declared Victory In Iran While Experts Still Predict Months of Conflict

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2026 117:18


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    CrabDiving – Fri 030626 – Kristi Noem May Be Upset About Getting Canned, But Who Can Tell?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2026 115:16


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    CrabDiving – Wed 030426 – Trump Has Even Lost Alex Jones and Nick Fuentes With His New War

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2026 116:37


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    CrabDiving – Mon 030226 – Wow, We’re All So Shocked Trump Lied About No More Wars

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2026 115:06


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    CrabDiving – Fri 022726 – RFK Jr. Says “Let Them Eat Liver”

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2026 116:31


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    CrabDiving – Wed 022526 – We Need A Couple Hundred Reps Like Al Green

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2026 114:55


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    CrabDiving – Mon 022326 – FBI Director Keystone Kash’s Boozy Olympics Trip On Taxpayer Dollars

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2026 116:14


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    CrabDiving – Fri 022026 – Trump Raged After SCOTUS Told The Orange Toddler “No Tariffs”

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2026 114:37


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    CrabDiving – Wed 021826 – RFK Jr. and Kid Rock’s Bizarre Workout Video

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2026 118:18


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    CrabDiving – Mon 021626 – Trump Is Only Slightly More Popular Than Pediatric Cancer

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2026 117:27


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    CrabDiving – Fri 021326 – DHS Revelations Are Just More Proof Trump Hires Scumbags

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2026 119:32


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    CrabDiving – Mon 020926 – Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl Show Is The Most-Watched Halftime Ever

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2026 114:37


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    CrabDiving – Fri 020626 – MAGA Stopped Pretending They’re Not Racists

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2026 116:19


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    CrabDiving – Wed 020426 – Evil Billionaires Are Killing Off Journalism

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2026 116:18


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    CrabDiving – Mon 020226 – Trump and MAGA Diapers Are Overflowing After A Texas Election Drubbing

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2026 113:33


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    CrabDiving – Fri 013026 – Corrupt, Incompetent DOJ Published – Then Deleted – Epstein Files About Trump

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2026 114:38


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    CrabDiving – Wed 012826 – Plenty Of Empty Seats Available For The Melania Movie

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2026 116:08


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    CrabDiving – Mon 012626 – Suddenly Some In The GOP Want A “Recalibration” On Immigration Enforcement

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2026 116:36


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    CrabDiving – Fri 012326 – Kavanaugh Hates People Calling ICE’s Racist Detainments “Kavanaugh Stops”

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2026 122:37


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    CrabDiving – Wed 012126 – Our Demented, Orange President May Be The Worst Person At Davos

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2026 118:54


    Our demented, orange President may be the worst person at Davos. Also, at the party for rich oligarchs, former VP Al Gore heckled swamp creature Howard Lutnick. GOP legislator Thomas Massie slammed Trump for selling Venezuelan oil and pocketing the profits. Shitler’s DOJ was blocked from searching the devices of a WAPO reporter. A doctor presented evidence Trump is messed up medically. Fascist face Elon Musk feuded with a budget airline mogul. Moron James Comer complained no GOP loads were not defending AG Bondi from a contempt charge. Repub load Rick Green claimed January 6th wasn’t an insurrection. The Crabs covered the furry event at Mara Lago. The economy is in the crapper.

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    CrabDiving – Fri 011626 – Americans Are Fed Up With ICE

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2026 117:07


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    CrabDiving – Mon 011226 – Tinpot Dictator Trump Is Siccing The Corrupt DOJ On Fed Chair Jerome Powell

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2026 116:08


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    CrabDiving – Fri 010926 – Fewer GOP House Goosesteppers Are Falling In Line

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2026 119:47


    Fewer GOP House goosesteppers are falling in line possibly due to Trump’s rapidly detreating health evidenced by his tiny gross discolored hands. The vile Nazi ICE thug who murdered Renee Good has been named. The dumbest and most hideous of all Vice Presidents channeled his inner and outer Hitler when he blathered crap about the ICE murder in the Twin Cities. Shitler ordered his Secret Service to look into a security breach involving Mama Nazi, AKA Bleach Blonde Butch Body. When laws start mattering again, the fascist minions surrounding President Diaper Rash could be in big trouble regarding the Epstein files cover up. Man-baby complained his morality was the only keeping him from raping and or dominating the planet. The Crabs reviewed unsurprising headlines regarding the Pentecostal version of the Boy Scouts, which seems to be even creepier. .

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    CrabDiving – Wed 010726 – Minneapolis Mayor Tells ICE Thugs To GTFO

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2026


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    CrabDiving – Mon 010526 – Less Than A Third Of US Citizens Approve Of Trump’s Venezuelan Money Grab

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2026 115:42


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    CrabDiving – Fri 010226 – MAGA’s Latest Meltdown Over Fake News About Somali-Run Daycare Centers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2026 117:07


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    CrabDiving – Mon 122925 – Trump Rocked Crap Makeup On BOTH Hands In His Zelenskyy Meeting

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2025 116:26


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    CrabDiving – Mon 122225 – CBS “News” Now Lets Trump Control Its Journalism

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2025 116:07


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    CrabDiving – Fri 121925 – Greedsters Like Mitt Romney Suddenly Think It Might Be Time To Tax The Rich

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2025 116:51


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    CrabDiving – Wed 121725 – GOP Internal Memo On How To Defend Trump When The Epstein Files Reveal The Truth

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2025 116:20


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    CrabDiving – Mon 121525 – Trump’s Response To The Reiner Murders Is Disgusting Even For Him

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2025 114:11


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    CrabDiving – Fri 121225 – Lots Of Trump In Lots More Epstein Photos

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2025


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    CrabDiving – Wed 121025 – Trump Needs Bandages On His Tiny Hand From Too Much Handshaking…?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2025 116:08


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    CrabDiving – Fri 120525 – Satire Can’t Surpass Trump’s Actual FIFA Fake Peace Prize Ceremony

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2025 116:18


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    CrabDiving – Wed 120325 – Addled Old Criminal Trump’s Insanely Racist Tirade

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2025 115:28


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    CrabDiving – Mon 120125 – The Hague May Have To Build More Cells For The Trump Administration

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2025 116:52


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    CrabDiving – Wed 112625 – Looks Like The Trump Administration Takes Orders From Russia

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2025 116:42


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    CrabDiving – Fri 112125 – Anti-Vaxx Clown RFK Jr. Will Be Responsible For Deaths and Suffering

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2025 115:47


    Anti-vaxx clown RFK Jr. will be responsible for deaths and suffering. Democratic socialist mayor-elect of NYC met with our dumb POTUS in The White House and Trump seemed high as he praised Mamdani. Man-baby called for the death of the Democrats who reminded the military to refuse illegal orders. J.D. and Usha Vance ditched their wedding rings which could signal a turning point in their marriage. Speaking of the late Charlie Kirk’s cult, a Turning Point leader pled guilty to attempted election fraud. CrabDiving hater and gun nut Dana Loesch blathered critiques of Nazi pastor Joel Webbon. Evangelicals loon Shane Vaughn caterwauled praise for President Diaper Rash for calling a reporter a piggy. There was more bizarre drama surrounding demon attack survivor Tucker Carlson and the Heritage Foundation coven.

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    CrabDiving – Wed 111925 – MAGA Screeches Rise As The Leopards Eat Their Faces

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2025 116:32


    MAGA screeches rise as the leopards eat their faces. Mama Nazi continued her feud with fellow GOP loads before the midterms. US attorney Lindsey Halligan has screwed the pooch with the Comey and Letitia James cases. Repubs of Texas got an “L” from a judge for their redistricting plan. A case Shilter brought against CNN over their use of “the big lie” was tossed. Man-baby blathered crap about tariff dividend checks and the Epstein files. Bodycam footage revealed embarrassing footage of a Border Patrol agent behaving badly in Long Beach. Congress might pass a ban on legislators playing the stock market. The BBC bent over and apologized for their edit of Diaper Don’s speech before the tourists rioted in the Capitol. McDonalds gives customers a big smack with a more expensive menu.

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    CrabDiving – Mon 111725 – Crooked Trump’s Vindictive Prosecutions Are Falling Apart

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2025 117:36


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    CrabDiving – Fri 111425 – Trump’s Pathetic Attempts To Divert Attention From Epstein

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2025 120:34


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    CrabDiving – Wed 111225 – Even The MAGA Cult Is Bothered By Newly-Released Epstein Emails

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2025 115:11


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    CrabDiving – Mon 111025 – Democrats Are Raging After Eight Feckless Senators Bent Over For The GOP

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2025 115:38


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    CrabDiving – Fri 110725 – The GOP Wants People To Starve and Lose Their Healthcare

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2025 115:23


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    CrabDiving – Wed 110525 – MAGA Diapers Are Exploding After The Blue Wave Election

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2025 117:12


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