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MAGA squeals as they find out Trump’s Iran deal details which includes a 300 billion dollar payout, lol. Shitler can barely walk, evidenced by his unsteady gate at the NBA championship game. The DOJ weaponized by the rapist-in-chief launched a baseless investigation against Governor Newsom. SCOTUS ruled prosecutors can’t shop for venues. The Kennedy Center exterior remained covered as man-baby begs the courts to allow his dumb name on the building. Stephen Miller and other Nazis in The White House seriously considered suspended habeas corpus. George Conway’s latest campaign ad included a vow to lock up Diaper Don. The UFC fight at The White was pure trash. One of the fighters screamed a trope about Michelle Obama. Madam Ambassador Guilfoyle teamed up with Don Jr’s wife’s ex in an attempt to sabotage their relationship.  

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Trump’s staff leaks more than the International Space station. Key anchors stay with 60 Minutes despite the far right loons running the program. Man-baby wants to bulldoze Lady Liberty. Shitler lied about African American unemployment numbers. The techno-bro running Anthropic said they might lose control of their AI and called for a freeze in the space. Tax dollars are paying for Trump’s Christian persecution propaganda film. Religious freak show Michele Bachman blathered god would deliver GOP wins in the midterms if we could . Mehdi Hasan destroyed Patrick Bet David with words. Trumpian headline grabber-creep George Santos is back in the news. Listen to the Crabs for the details.

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Wails from the White House as judge rules Kennedy Center name will be Trump-free. Shitler has been ruining the White House by perverting the structures into his gross likeness. Speaker of the House Mike Johnson used the prayer rally to mobilize MAGAT preachers. My Pillow Czar Mike Lindell was hacked. Stephen Miller and his Nazi wife are worthless. Sith Lord Peter Thiel slithered to Argentina and launched some weird cult movement. Shark attack alerts might be sent to smart phones.

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Tulsi Gabbard is slithering away and Trump away and Trump is bailing on Junior’s wedding. Shitler skipped Don Jr.’s wedding. A Repub Senator dissed Man-baby’s compensation of January 6th rioters. Human cosplayer Ted Cruz blathered colleagues were big mad over the slush fund to pay insurrectionists. A leak from the Pentagon showed a degradation of US defenses. Former Prince Andrew might not be investigation for sexual misconduct. Raul Castro has been indicted in the US for murder. The DOJ’s case against Abrego Garcia was dismissed.  

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Trump “settled” with his own DOJ to create a slush fund for his cronies. In AI news, Shitler shared a pic of himself strolling with a space alien and Nazi man-child of apartheid, Elon Musk lost his suit against Open AI. The piggies messed up the chain of evidence when they nabbed Luigi. Scumbag DINO Governor, Jared Polis commuted the sentence of Tina Peters saying, “ She did not commit any crimes regarding the 2020 elections.” But she did. FBI folks said Kash-App Patel lied about crime stats to boost an arrest records report. A Chicago Cubs outfielder misplayed a ball shot to right-center and took his anger out on a fan. Trump’s Border Patrol boss quit after being outed as a sex tourist. A 16 foot shark in Australia murder a surfer and a rabid beaver attacked a kid in Jersey.

Totally coincidence that Trump keeps making great stock buys based on his own political decisions? Shitler says he wants Iran’s “nuclear dust” for PR. The illegal war with Iran is effing up our military. A racist influencer was arrested for attempted murder and his bail was north of a million. VIP Nazi within the Trump administration, Sebastion Gorka equivocated right vs. left political violence with shade tossed at Tucker Carlson and Nick Fuentes. Sandy Hook defamer and former Infowars Czar Alex Jones performed a spot-on impression of Gorka. SCOTUS said mifepristone could be mailed, for now.

Trump said he doesn’t think about American’s financial situation. In between diaper changes, man-baby blathered something about China, Iran and the Strait of Hormuz. DINO traitor Fetterman bent over for the orange daddy with no-vote on restricting presidential war powers. Turncoat Fetterman moaned the Dems were becoming anti-American. A Trump tower in Australia was 86’d. Nazi walrus Elon Musk reminded the world of his bigotry with his vapid ramblings about Christopher Nolan’s “Odyssey.” Paranoid Putin has banned the wearing of watches in his prescience. Nazi evangelist Joel Webbon called for the destruction of fellow loon Vivek Ramaswamy. Shots were fired in the Philippine Senate when the ICC tried to nab a war criminal. Trump looks like crap bigly, especially his nose.

GOP kicked people off Medicaid but can find $1 billion for Trump’s ballroom. An infected passenger from the hantavirus cruise hopped on a plane. The Brit PM was encouraged to resign after turning in a massive electoral “L.” Golfers from the defunct Saudi-sucking LIV tour crawled back to the PGA for work. Shitler’s wee hands actually got bigger with swelling. Also, Trump looks like dog crap, lol. Czar of Florida said he was going to close the concentration camps, AKA “Alligator Auschwitz.” Junky golfer Tiger Woods scored a DUI rather than a birdy in Florida.

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GOP SCOTUS shank the Voting Rights Act, what a shock… Futon fetishist J.D. Vance crapped out another book and hopefully, Ron Howard won’t adapt for the silver screen. King Charles visited and bust out a little stand-up at a banquet. According to a poll most Americans hate President Diaper Rash. Main player in the Epstien Files, Don-the-con, put his face on passports. One-percenter Sith Lord Jamie Dimon said the upcoming recession will be worse than imagined. A drone hit a plane in California. Kid Rock and alleged sexual assaulter Pete Hegseth went for a joy ride in Helicopter owned by our military. A golden helmet was nicked from a Dutch Museum but was recovered.  

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Alex Jones is taking the demise of InfoWars well but not really. The Democrats won a redistricting vote but a Trumpist judge c-blocked it. Spirit Airlines got a bailout. United Airlines pushed the rise in oil prices onto their customers. The Young Turks were late to the party when they suggested there’s something fishy about the supposed Shitler “shooting” in Butler. Ships have been getting through man-baby’s blockade of Iran. A Trump appointee in DHS was saddled with a cheap benefactor who she met on a sugar-daddy dating site. RFK, Jr., the gravely voiced HHS czar and husband of actor Cheryl Hines, caught so much deserved shade during a congressional hearing. The Secretary of the Navy was sacked by Kegs-breath.

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Why TF did Melania make that strange statement about Epstein? With his wee hands, Man-baby clapped back at critics particularly former FOXBOT Megan Kelly and demon attack victim Tucker Carlson. The one-man Cardi B cover band Ben Shapiro gave Alex Jones a tongue lashing for going after strokey-POTUS.  Kamala Harris may dust off the “joyful warrior” act for another presidential run. Third Way, AKA “DINOs” want Dems to drop small donors and gobble corporate fun parts. A snake took another life in America. Killer Bees unleashed shock and awe upon many humans sending many to hospital.

The GOP and mad king Trump are succeeding at destroying the US. President Pampers blathered a war crime on “Truth” threatening the destruction of Iran’s civilization. Iran closed the Strait of Hormuz during the doubled-sided ceasefire. Adults in Cali blocked a baseless voter fraud investigation. A MAGAT influencer wanted Lindsey to be thrown from a building in Iran. The Dems scored another win with the Wisconsin’s Supremes. Man-baby and GOP are set to crap their diapers in the midterms. The worst FLOTUS ever brought the Epstein files back. DJT had to hold onto his Nazi wife so he wouldn’t tumble down the stairs. Fascist Vance said he didn’t know anything about the Pentagon threats against the Vatican. Allegedly, there are generals refusing crazy orders from rapist-in-chief.

Some MAGA humans are starting to talk about the 25th Amendment. In obvious news, experts accuse Trump of prosecuting his illegal war with Iran like a madman. Mama Nazi of space-laser-fame blathered man-baby needs to get on his knees and ask sky-god for forgiveness. Flanked by the Easter Bunny and crappy FLOTUS, the Rapist-In-Chief hosted the White House egg roll and during open remarks mused about obliterating Iran. Diddler, trafficker and former lawmaker, Matt Gaetz suggested during an interview, space alien/ human breeding programs were in effect. A former FoxBot running for the governorship of Cali was endorsed by Diaper Don. The felon on Pennsylvania Ave could have dementia according to a medical analyst. Blowhard Sandy Hook truther Alex Jones caterwauled about the former Apprentice host’s foreign policies. NASA did a drive-by of the dark side of the moon and saw cool things.

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Grindr servers survived this year’s low attendance CPAC. SCOTUS will entertain a MAGAT challenge to birthright citizenship. Nobody likes Trump according to polls. Shitler’s Nazi religious liberty commission, which only caters to “Christians,” is getting sued by good people. Spain said nope to US warplanes bound for Iran using their airspace. Trump-sucking Senator Lindsey Graham was photographed at Disney World fiddling with a Queen-scepter. President Diaper’s bff Hungarian thug Orban might lose in the next election. Pillow Czar Mike Lindell was brilliantly served during an interview at CPAC. BTW, of the few humans attending CPAC, many are sleeping in their chairs during events.  The rapist in chief is filling his Pampers over Eric Swalwell’s gubernatorial campaign.  

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It was just a small, mid-show fire that caused us to play several minutes of Nick Fuentes spewing his usual crap. No injuries or significant damage. Other than that, we talked about probable foreign asset Tulsi Gabbard dodging Senate questions about the reasons for attacking Iran. Trump may not have been told JD Vance met with Joe Kent before Kent quit over the baseless war on Iran. Mango Mussolini is losing some of his hardcore MAGA support — including pirate LARPer/Oath Keepers founder Stewart Rhodes — over what they see as him taking marching orders from Israel. A judge may pull the plug on Trump’s outlandish White House ballroom. Perennial scumbag Corey Lewandowski told people he could do whatever he wants and Trump would just pardon him. And more!

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