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Our demented, orange President may be the worst person at Davos. Also, at the party for rich oligarchs, former VP Al Gore heckled swamp creature Howard Lutnick. GOP legislator Thomas Massie slammed Trump for selling Venezuelan oil and pocketing the profits. Shitler’s DOJ was blocked from searching the devices of a WAPO reporter. A doctor presented evidence Trump is messed up medically. Fascist face Elon Musk feuded with a budget airline mogul. Moron James Comer complained no GOP loads were not defending AG Bondi from a contempt charge. Repub load Rick Green claimed January 6th wasn’t an insurrection. The Crabs covered the furry event at Mara Lago. The economy is in the crapper.

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Fewer GOP House goosesteppers are falling in line possibly due to Trump’s rapidly detreating health evidenced by his tiny gross discolored hands. The vile Nazi ICE thug who murdered Renee Good has been named. The dumbest and most hideous of all Vice Presidents channeled his inner and outer Hitler when he blathered crap about the ICE murder in the Twin Cities. Shitler ordered his Secret Service to look into a security breach involving Mama Nazi, AKA Bleach Blonde Butch Body. When laws start mattering again, the fascist minions surrounding President Diaper Rash could be in big trouble regarding the Epstein files cover up. Man-baby complained his morality was the only keeping him from raping and or dominating the planet. The Crabs reviewed unsurprising headlines regarding the Pentecostal version of the Boy Scouts, which seems to be even creepier. .

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Anti-vaxx clown RFK Jr. will be responsible for deaths and suffering. Democratic socialist mayor-elect of NYC met with our dumb POTUS in The White House and Trump seemed high as he praised Mamdani. Man-baby called for the death of the Democrats who reminded the military to refuse illegal orders. J.D. and Usha Vance ditched their wedding rings which could signal a turning point in their marriage. Speaking of the late Charlie Kirk’s cult, a Turning Point leader pled guilty to attempted election fraud. CrabDiving hater and gun nut Dana Loesch blathered critiques of Nazi pastor Joel Webbon. Evangelicals loon Shane Vaughn caterwauled praise for President Diaper Rash for calling a reporter a piggy. There was more bizarre drama surrounding demon attack survivor Tucker Carlson and the Heritage Foundation coven.

MAGA screeches rise as the leopards eat their faces. Mama Nazi continued her feud with fellow GOP loads before the midterms. US attorney Lindsey Halligan has screwed the pooch with the Comey and Letitia James cases. Repubs of Texas got an “L” from a judge for their redistricting plan. A case Shilter brought against CNN over their use of “the big lie” was tossed. Man-baby blathered crap about tariff dividend checks and the Epstein files. Bodycam footage revealed embarrassing footage of a Border Patrol agent behaving badly in Long Beach. Congress might pass a ban on legislators playing the stock market. The BBC bent over and apologized for their edit of Diaper Don’s speech before the tourists rioted in the Capitol. McDonalds gives customers a big smack with a more expensive menu.

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The smelliest turds are battling each other in the fascist GOP cesspool including demon-bitten Tucker and friend-of-Kanye Nick Fuentes. Hate load Fuentes blathered the Groypers are coming for our Nazi VP Vance. Trump filled a diaper over his hatred for late night talk host Seth Meyers, who deserves props for his merciless mockery of President Diaper Rash. Dems are set dunk all over the GOP in the off year elections. Prince Andrew lost his title and royal digs due to his continued support of fellow child rapist Epstein. House GOP Slytherin are so scared of Zohran Mamdani winning in NYC, they're figuring ways to cheat. VP of Couches is probably hooking up with the widow of that deceased Nazi.

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"No more wars" Trump can't wait to invade Venezuela. Shitler's CIA was busted trying to launch a false flag in Venezuela according to the Maduro regime.  A CBS anchor jumped ship. Man-baby blathered something about getting a "routine MRI." Canada caught measles from the U.S. and President Diaper rash pitched a fit about Canadian political ad poking fun at his tariffs. GOP loads want to deport Democratic superstar Zohran Mamdani. New Yorkers have been giving ICE Nazis hell. Slate ripped John Robert's SCOTUS a new starfish. Rapist-in-Chief suggested Vance and Rubio run for on a 2028 ticket.  

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Americans don't want any kings and the Louvre needs to boeuf up security. Details from the recent heist at the Louvre ruined every heist movie. A vile, racist  Trumpkin nominee for special counsel sent a text saying Martin Luther King Day belongs in hell. China complained about cyber attacks from the US. Racist hate-preacher with a golden preacher, Shane Vaughn said the Constitution makes Shitler master of the universe. Steve Bannon put on his seven shirts and called for the registration of the CIA Director.

Mamdani wiped the debate stage floor with that creep Cuomo. Former GOP lawmaker, felon and webcam personality George Santos was freed from prison by Trump. Shitler continued to get outsmarted by Vlad as President Diaper Rash denied Ukraine long range missiles. Fox-bot Sec Def Pete Hegseth blathered something about fat guardsmen. A Christian nationalist, AKA Nazi, caterwauled slavery wasn't evil. The U.S. has Mpox plus there's a bigly outbreak of measles. Conservative sweater model Glenn Beck said the FBI asked his advice on capturing ANTIFA. Pedo Prince Andrew lost all royal titles and things of that nature due to Trump's appearances in the Epstein files. Golden voiced Jesus loon Shane Vaughn suggested God ordered Satan to clip former fascist Charlie Kirk before Turning Point Czar could go after Israel.

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Trump rage-squealed over Jimmy Kimmel going back on the air. Despite man-baby's blathering, Disney didn't want to lose their subscribers and sided with Kimmel. In a tribute to crooked Spiro Agnew, Nazi Tom Homan was busted on video taking a big bag money but the Trump's DOJ halted investigations into the corruption. An adult judge rejected Shitler's stupid lawsuit against the New York Times. Americans have fallen out of love with capitalism according to a Gallup Poll. The Supremes offered piggies legal clarity on the use of force against citizens.

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DNC Chair wants Democrats to fight back against Trump's GOP-backed authoritarianism. An obviously hobbled Shitler could barely walk during his latest golf outing. Governor Pritzker ripped man-baby a new one for illegally deploying the National Guard in a historic righteous tongue lashing. In the new authoritarian led economy, the government could take stakes in even more companies. Even conservatives didn't like sickly Trump's plan to jail folks who burn the flag. Lil Nas got in trouble in Los Angeles and of course the cops were up to no good. A memoir of the late Epstein victim, Virginia Giuffre chronicled horrors involving predator Prince Andrew. A gaggle of New York suits gave the famously bland restaurant Cracker Barrell a marketing makeover and scored a zero with the MAGATs. The Crabs discussed how the New York Times and other outlets ruthlessly covered Biden's health issues and wondered why those same outlets barely touch on the Felon-in-chief's alleged congestive heart failure.