Cannabis School

Rotten Bananas, Cured Crumble, Beehive1 g Rotten Bananas cured crumble from Pure UT Processing, on the Beehive menuHydrocarbon extract, butane and propane, classic Utah medical dab setupCannabinoids, what is in the jarTHCA, 77.60 percentDelta 9 THC, 1.33 percentCBGA, 3.34 percentCBCA, 0.67 percentTHCVA, 0.52 percentCBG, 0.31 percentCBDA, 0.21 percentTotal THC listed, 69.38 percent, or 693.84 mg per gramTranslation, this thing has plenty of muscle, you do not need “show off” sized dabsTerpenes, straight off the labelD Limonene, 10.9 mg g, bright citrus, mood lift, gives it that lemony top noteBeta Caryophyllene, 9.7 mg g, spicy, earthy, little pepper kick, nice for body tensionAlpha Humulene, 3.7 mg g, woody, hoppy, adds depth to the funkLinalool, 3.5 mg g, floral and calming, part of why this can feel extra relaxingBeta Myrcene, 1.9 mg g, classic “sink into the couch” terp that rounds the whole profile outBig limonene and caryophyllene combo means fruity on the nose and still properly dankLooks and textureLight golden, slightly matte crumbleBreaks apart easy on the tool, think dry cookie dough crumbs, not sticky batterWorks great in an e rig, banger, or as a tiny topper on a bowl if you are trying to turn that bowl into a small missionSmell and flavorSmell, loud banana funk with a citrus twist, sweet at first hit, then the spice and earth from the caryophyllene and humulene creep inFlavor, creamy sweet inhale, hints of banana peel and lemon candy, exhale brings out the earthy, spicy side so it does not taste like pure dessertOverall, fruity, funky and a little dirty in the best way, like someone dropped banana runts in a jar of gashttps://shop.beehivefarmacy.com/stores/beehives-farmacy/product/rotten-bananas-cured-resin-crumble-56830Save on Dr Dabber with Code: Cannabisschool10Save on Storz & Bickel with Code : CannabisschoolSave on Santa Cruz Shredder with Code: CSP10Save on Bomb Erigs with Code: CSPScore 100 on your test

This Thanksgiving Sesh kicks off with solar storms, weird weather predictions, and Cybertruck slander, then slides into what most of us really care about this time of year, surviving family time, keeping our sanity, and making the food taste better with a little THC. You two riff on Friendsgiving, delinquent childhood experiments with fire and dry ice, and how cannabis turns awkward holidays into something you might actually look forward to.In this episode we get into:Thanksgiving, but make it weirdSolar flares, shifting currents, wild weather predictions, and how all that background chaos matches the vibe of the holidays when you are stuck around people you do not always like.  Rotten Bananas and holiday strainsThe Rotten Bananas strain holding down the sesh, plus what you are all smoking for Thanksgiving or Friendsgiving this year.Edibles as emotional armorHow a good edible or tincture can take the edge off forced family time, why dose control matters, and why 100 mg tincture droppers are for pain and sleep, not for casually dumping into scrambled eggs.  How to build a cannabis Friendsgiving without wrecking everyoneCanna butter as the MVP, using infused butter after the turkey comes out instead of roasting with it, dosing mashed potatoes person by person, and why tinctures and oils make it way easier to keep things predictable.  Infused dessert ideas that actually make senseInfused gravies, apple and pumpkin pies, canna sugar, homemade infused whipped cream, coconut oil tricks, and how to keep flavor good while sneaking cannabinoids into the holiday table.  Volcano bags, bongs, and shared ritualsTurning Thanksgiving into a mellow session instead of a stress test, from bringing the Volcano to hosting a proper Friendsgiving where everyone knows what they are getting into.Gratitude without the cheesy speech circleHow serving others, doing small good things without needing a “thank you,” and sharing flower becomes its own gratitude practice, especially when you do not vibe with everyone in the room.  If you are planning a cannabis Thanksgiving or Friendsgiving, this episode gives you a bunch of ways to infuse the meal, keep everyone safe, and still enjoy the chaos without white knuckling the whole day.Save on Dr Dabber with Code: Cannabisschool10Save on Storz & Bickel with Code : CannabisschoolSave on Santa Cruz Shredder with Code: CSP10Save on Bomb Erigs with Code: CSPScore 100 on your test

Federal hemp crackdown, gas station gummies, and THC alphabet soup, all rolled into one Sesh.In this episode, Brandon and Jesse spark up some loud Larry OG and unpack what the new federal move to pull “minor” cannabinoids off the shelves really means, not for lobbyists, but for the people actually eating these gummies and hitting these pens.You hear a lot about “Delta this, THC that,” but nobody explains who gets safer and who just gets pushed deeper into the shadows. So we do.What we get intoWhat the feds are trying to ban next year, including delta 8, THC O, HHC, THCP and other synthetic hemp cannabinoids that get you liftedWhy most of these lab-cooked cannabinoids feel nothing like whole plant cannabis, and why real consumers rarely touch gas station “hemp highs”The THCa loophole, how companies ship “legal weed” through the mail, and why the farm bill accidentally created a nationwide grey marketHow bans on flavored nicotine vapes, spice, kratom and now synthetic cannabinoids keep pushing people toward sketchier, unregulated productsWhy kids are not walking into Chevron to buy these products, and how lawmakers keep legislating optics instead of outcomesThe difference between regulation and prohibition, and how overtaxing and overregulating cannabis states like California actually feed the black marketA real talk side quest on psilocybin as a sacred tool, not a party favor, and what integration looks like after a heavy journeyNarcan vending machines, cough syrup highs, Sudafed IDs, and the weird lengths people go just to feel somethingQuestions we throw at each other, and at youDoes banning cannabinoids like HHC, THC O or THCP actually make anyone safer, or does it just crank up curiosity and push it undergroundShould ultra-potent cannabinoids ever be on gas station shelves, or only in tightly regulated medical settingsIs THCa really different from “normal” cannabis in any way that matters, or is it just a label game that lets some states pretend it is not weedWill this hemp crackdown empty shelves next year, or will we just see THC 10, THC 11 and THC “whatever is still legal” pop up insteadIf you live in a hemp only state, what does this change for you, and do you end up safer, screwed, or just more confusedIf you have ever grabbed a random “hemp gummy” from a smoke shop, live in a state with no legal cannabis, or know someone who thinks delta 8 is “diet weed,” this episode gives you the context nobody at the counter is telling you. We are not fearmongering, we are just tired of people getting wrecked by products that exist purely because our laws are written by people who do not understand the plant or the culture.This one is for anyone stuck in the loopholes.Save on Dr Dabber with Code: Cannabisschool10Save on Storz & Bickel with Code : CannabisschoolSave on Santa Cruz Shredder with Code: CSP10Save on Bomb Erigs with Code: CSPScore 100 on your test

Juicy citrus meets pepper snap. Orange Block Berry hits fast, bright, and happy, with a blood-orange flavor that sticks around while your cheeks and forehead warm up like sunrise. It's solventless, clean, and way tastier than it has any right to be.Form, look, smellLive rosin batter processed with ice water, glossy light-gold batter with a soft, micro-whipped texture that scoops clean.  Nose opens with sweet orange zest and berry candy, backed by black-pepper spice. On inhale you get blood-orange and Earl Grey vibes, on exhale a peppery tickle that can spark a cough.  TerpenesLimonene, the citrus driver, mood lift, bright focus.  Beta-caryophyllene, peppery grounding, body ease.  Myrcene, smooths edges and settles the body.  Humulene, light uplift, keeps things crisp.  Trace α-pinene possible from the profile and flavor, [Inference].CannabinoidsThe jar listed total THC around 622 mg per gram, think low-to-mid 60 percent potency for this batch, CBD negligible.  ExperienceOnset, fast. Head high blooms behind the eyes, wraps the temples, lifts mood without jitter. Feels sativa-leaning hybrid, caffeinated clarity with a calm undercurrent. Minimal cottonmouth, moderate pepper-spice cough from the caryophyllene.  Function, great daytime concentrate for focus, light pain relief, and creative flow, with mild munchies potential.  How we ran itPer the session, this shined in an e-rig at controlled temps for flavor first, potency second, which kept the citrus terps intact.  Pair it withEarl Grey or citrus-forward tea, the bergamot plays nice with the blood-orange terp profile.  Light snacks over sugar bombs to avoid chasing munchies, cold water helps if hunger spikes.  Bottom lineIf your lane is bright, flavorful solventless that actually wakes you up, this batch of Orange Block Berry from Out of State is a ringer. Clean lift, real citrus, pepper pop, and legs long enough to carry you through a work block without frying you.  ⁠Save on Bomb Erigs with Code:⁠ CSPSave on Dr Dabber with Code: Cannabisschool10Save on Storz & Bickel with Code : CannabisschoolSave on Santa Cruz Shredder with Code: CSP10Score 100 on your test

Smooth, sultry, and as its name promises, velvety. Red Velvet from Buzz Brand isn't just a pretty bud, it's a full sensory experience. From the moment you spark up, it coats your tongue with that signature creamy texture that feels almost like coconut oil, leaving behind a subtle sweetness and a soft, lingering calm that's hard to shake.Look & Smell:Dense and beautifully cured, the buds show deep emerald hues laced with rich amber hairs and a blanket of crystal trichomes. The aroma is balanced — slightly citrusy from its limonene punch, with gentle earthy undertones and just a whisper of floral sweetness. No overpowering funk, no candy overload, just smooth elegance in flower form.Cannabinoid Profile:THC: ~24%CBD: ~1.96 mg/gMinor Cannabinoids: Trace amounts of THCV, CBG, and others contribute to the balanced, full-spectrum buzz.This isn't a high-THC heavy hitter — it's a refined, functional high that feels clean, even at 24%.Terpene Breakdown:Limonene: Bright citrus energy that lifts mood and eases tension.Beta-Caryophyllene: Adds a grounding spice and mild body relief.Myrcene: Smooths the edges, deepens relaxation.Humulene & α-Pinene: Minor terps that bring clarity and focus.Experience:Red Velvet hits like its name, soft, smooth, and comforting. The inhale glides in easy, with zero harshness or throat bite, and the exhale leaves your mind steady while your body unwinds. Expect a clear-headed, easygoing high that lets you think, create, or just vibe without feeling foggy.Perfect for those slow, thoughtful evenings or creative sessions when you want to stay grounded but lifted. This hybrid leans slightly indica in feel, a gentle calm without the couchlock.Pair it with:A low light, your favorite vinyl, or that one friend who actually gets your jokes.Buzz nailed it again — quality craft flower with purpose and personality. Red Velvet is a reminder that cannabis doesn't have to knock you out to leave a lasting impression sometimes it's the smooth ones that stick with you.Save on Dr Dabber with Code: Cannabisschool10Save on Storz & Bickel with Code : CannabisschoolSave on Santa Cruz Shredder with Code: CSP10Save on Bomb Erigs with Code: CSPScore 100 on your test

Aging does not have to mean dimming the lights on your life, it can mean learning how to use the plant with intention so you stay sharp, mobile, and more you. Dr. Dana Lillestol joins us to translate stigma and science into simple steps families can actually use, from assisted living realities to one tiny experiment you can run this week. The honest state of senior wellness, why caregivers' attitudes make or break outcomes, and how families can advocate without the drama. How to introduce cannabis in elder communities where federal rules still block staff from administering it, plus practical workarounds that respect policy and dignity. CBG as a non-intoxicating entry point for anxiety, pain, eye pressure, and gut issues, including a real success story from Dana's community talks.Why joy matters, yes even bingo, bubbles, and art stations at elder-focused cannabis education events, because learning should feel good. The mindset shift, seniors are not done, and the plant can be one lever to improve sleep, mood, pain, and connection. Pick one target issue, anxiety, pain, sleep, gut discomfort. Try a single CBG product, keep the rest of your routine the same, track results for a week, keep or kill based on the data. Non-intoxicating, simple, measurable, reversible. Modern Elder, A Wellness Experience, elder-focused cannabis education in Arizona, details and RSVP.  Life Is Chill Education, outreach, tours, seminars for older adults.  News about the expo and mission, background and quotes from Dr. Lillestol.  “Let's engage one another in community and change the equation.” “If you don't like your current physical situation, you can change it.” Save on Dr Dabber with Code: Cannabisschool10Save on Storz & Bickel with Code : CannabisschoolSave on Santa Cruz Shredder with Code: CSP10Save on Bomb Erigs with Code: CSPScore 100 on your test

f you could grill a joint, it would taste like Hash Burger. This strain's got that funky diesel aroma that makes your nose perk up and your shoulders drop all at once, equal parts savory spice and earthy comfort.A cross between HanSoloHanPlant and Double Burger, this indica-dominant hybrid hits like the end of a long week, relaxing, grounding, and a little hypnotic. The buds are dense, olive green with orange hairs, and they glisten like someone dusted them with sugar crystals. Break it open and you'll catch that peppery diesel rush before it settles into a sweet, doughy finish.Terpenes:Myrcene, the mellow maker, full-body calmCaryophyllene, peppery bite, perfect for pain and stressLimonene, the citrus lift that keeps you from sinking too deepCannabinoids:THC: around 30 to 35 percentCBD: trace amounts, under 1 percentCBG: low but present, adding a smooth body feelThe Experience:The first few hits are smooth and flavorful, diesel up front, herbal and spicy on the back end. Within minutes, the high creeps down from your temples to your chest, wrapping you in that warm “I'm good right here” feeling. It's introspective without being sedating, the kind of calm that makes music sound deeper and food taste better.A few more hits, though, and Hash Burger stops asking questions and starts tucking you in. It's a strain built for slow nights, soft lighting, and long conversations that start with “You know what's crazy?”Best for:Pain relief, stress, insomnia, post-work decompression, creative nights inNot ideal for:Early mornings, high-focus work, or times you need to remember where your keys areFlavor and aroma:Diesel, pepper, earthy spice, and that faint char-grilled sweetness that makes you want to spark another bowl just to smell it againVibe:Think Sunday afternoon nap meets late-night philosophy, calm, introspective, with enough clarity to keep you engaged before the fade pulls you into full-body peaceHash Burger proves that not all heavy indicas need to flatten you, some just invite you to breathe, think, and maybe order takeout twice.Save on Dr Dabber with Code: Cannabisschool10Save on Storz & Bickel with Code : CannabisschoolSave on Santa Cruz Shredder with Code: CSP10Save on Bomb Erigs with Code: CSPScore 100 on your test

This one starts with chaos — a full lost recording, a blind eye, two broken cars, and a week that could've broken anyone. Instead, it turned into something deeper: perspective. Jesse opens up about nearly going blind, a cascade of bad luck, and the moment he stopped fighting what life was throwing at him. From stoic philosophy to the power of forgiveness, this episode hits like a therapy session you didn't know you needed.You'll laugh, cringe at the eyeball needle story, and probably rethink what you're holding onto that's poisoning your peace. The guys weave in Idiocracy, haunted house stories, and how not to let fear, religion, or your own ego drive the car.In this episode:• How losing your vision can open your eyes (literally and spiritually)• Why life's worst weeks can reset your mindset• Stoicism for stoners — letting go without going numb• What forgiveness actually does to your health• Why everything — good, bad, or holy — eventually turns to pooIt's part comedy, part confession, part cosmic realignment — a perfect Sesh mix.Save on Dr Dabber with Code: Cannabisschool10Save on Storz & Bickel with Code : CannabisschoolSave on Santa Cruz Shredder with Code: CSP10Save on Bomb Erigs with Code: CSPScore 100 on your test

This week, Brandon and Jesse go full Dab Science Mode, testing Utah-made concentrates against legacy market products to see why some turn dark after one session while others stay golden like fresh honey. The lab coats may be imaginary, but the smoke is very real.They crack open Hash Burger and Burger Poppy, talk shop about extraction methods, oxidation, and why your banger sometimes looks like it's been filled with used motor oil. Along the way, the conversation drifts into how quality, curing, and even local water systems might affect your dabs, plus why concentrates can be one of the cleanest, most efficient ways to enjoy cannabis when done right.In this episode:The real difference between solvent and solventless extractionsWhy some concentrates turn dark fast and what that might meanHow temperature and technique change your experienceWhy concentrates are like seven-course meals for your endocannabinoid systemA wild thought experiment on using cannabis for world peaceBy the end, they land on a simple truth, the best concentrate isn't just about color or THC percentage, it's about care, craftsmanship, and connection to the plant.Save on Dr Dabber with Code: Cannabisschool10Save on Storz & Bickel with Code : CannabisschoolSave on Santa Cruz Shredder with Code: CSP10Save on Bomb Erigs with Code: CSPScore 100 on your test

This week's Sesh drifts from Gran Turismo to growing up, gaming, and the weird balance between staying playful and becoming “an adult.” Brandon and Jesse light up some Hash Burger and Larry OG, dive into how cannabis keeps them connected to their inner kid, and unpack why life feels lighter when you stop taking yourself so seriously.From online gaming sexism to American History X, The Fifth Element, and AI ethics, this one swings from stoner philosophy to social commentary faster than a controller stick. Expect jokes, movie tangents, and real talk about how to keep curiosity alive when the world keeps telling you to “act your age.”In this episode:What Hash Burger + Larry OG feels like togetherThe lost art of gaming for fun (and why girls still get booted for talking)How cannabis helps us rediscover play, connection, and perspectiveWhy adulthood is mostly pretending we have it figured outFrom Terminator to 1984 – are we raising AI like bad parents?Light one up and laugh with us as we explore what it really means to “grow up” without growing old.Save on Dr Dabber with Code: Cannabisschool10Save on Storz & Bickel with Code : CannabisschoolSave on Santa Cruz Shredder with Code: CSP10Save on Bomb Erigs with Code: CSPScore 100 on your test

Two heavy-hitters walk into a dab rig. Buzz GMO and Red Velvet — Moxie's latest mash-up — and this one's a full-bodied experience. You get that funky garlic kick from GMO, smoothed out by the creamy, dessert-like feel of Red Velvet. It's the kind of strain that makes you forget your to-do list and remember your playlist.This live resin batter (sourced locally and crafted by Moxie) hits around 64% THC, with a chill 3% CBG and a full supporting cast of minor cannabinoids like CBC and CBD. That lower THC means it's not panic-inducing — it's peace-inducing. Expect a steady, balanced high that feels focused in the head but relaxed in the body.Terpene Profile:• Limonene – Uplifting citrus notes, mood boost.• Myrcene – Earthy calm, the couch-lock counterbalance.• Caryophyllene – That peppery, spicy body relief.• Linalool & Pinene – Light, floral, creative clarity.Flavor & Feel:Garlic on the inhale, silk on the exhale. There's this strange-but-sexy “velvety” coating on your tongue that fights off dry mouth — a rare win in the dab world. The high lands soft, creeping in about five minutes, leaving you clear enough to read a book or get lost in a good conversation.Perfect For:Saturday mornings with nowhere to be. Reading on the porch. Watching the sunset while you forget how time works.Final Thoughts:Moxie keeps proving consistency is king. This strain is the peanut butter and chocolate of cannabis collabs — bold, smooth, and just indulgent enough to feel special.Buzz GMOSave on Dr Dabber with Code: Cannabisschool10Save on Storz & Bickel with Code : CannabisschoolSave on Santa Cruz Shredder with Code: CSP10Save on Bomb Erigs with Code: CSPScore 100 on your test

This sesh hits deep. We sat down with Beau for one of those conversations that starts as a smoke and turns into therapy. From wild stories to raw reflections, this one's about growing through chaos, learning from pain, and finding peace in your own skin — all while passing the joint and laughing through it.In this episode:• How trauma shaped Beau's path — and how cannabis helped rewrite it• The difference between escaping your life and actually healing• Finding identity after everything falls apart• The power of honest conversations when you're high enough to actually listen• Why laughter might be the most underrated medicineIt's real, it's messy, it's The Sesh.Check out Beau's work at Pure PlanSave on Dr Dabber with Code: Cannabisschool10Save on Storz & Bickel with Code : CannabisschoolSave on Santa Cruz Shredder with Code: CSP10Save on Bomb Erigs with Code: CSPScore 100 on your test

This week we sparked up Salt Lake City Fumes by September Solventless, a cured rosin batter that came in smooth but left us wondering if the flavor took the day off. It's a sativa-leaning hybrid clocking around 63% THC, with top terps like Limonene, β-Caryophyllene, β-Pinene, and β-Myrcene. On paper, it sounds like a citrus-spiced dream. In practice? More like parsley met mint and decided to start a lawn-care business.The high hits fast and focused — pressure behind the eyes, light tension across the forehead — then mellows into an easy, functional calm. Not bad for a wake-and-bake or a mid-day creative boost, but it definitely lacks that terp-punch we expect from a solventless. We'd call it “fine, not fire.”While the strain didn't wow our taste buds, the episode did turn into an impromptu joint-rolling masterclass. Brandon dove into his tenth-joint learning curve, Jesse compared it to an art class, and somehow we ended up breaking down Amsterdam rolling techniques while trying not to tear the papers. By the end, we actually pulled off some decent Js — proof that persistence (and sticky fingers) pay off.Flavor aside, Salt Lake City Fumes did its job — chill enough to keep the vibes steady while we learned, talked technique, and philosophized about the art of the perfect roll.Overall vibe: calm, clear, slightly grassy.Flavor score: 4/10.High: 6.5/10.Joint-rolling experience: 10/10.How to roll a Joint?Save on Dr Dabber with Code: Cannabisschool10Save on Storz & Bickel with Code : CannabisschoolSave on Santa Cruz Shredder with Code: CSP10Save on Bomb Erigs with Code: CSPScore 100 on your test

This sesh starts mellow with Moxie's Buzz GMO x Red Velvet and quickly spins into a full-on philosophy jam. We talk rejection, self-help vs self-delusion, Dutch kickboxing pain tolerance, and why “next” might be the best motivational word ever written on an index card.From growing up in Utah Mormon culture to unlearning shame around swearing, this one hits every note — funny, deep, and way too real. Also, Brandon's homemade THC balm makes an appearance, because of course it does.What You'll Get Out of This Episode:• How cannabis can shift your mindset from fear to curiosity.• Why rejection sucks — and why it still shouldn't stop you.• The secret connection between martial arts and emotional growth.• How tone shapes relationships more than words ever will.• A brutally honest look at religion, culture, and learning to think for yourself.It's the high-meets-honest therapy session you didn't know you needed. Light one up and laugh your way into some self-awareness.

This week we cracked open Grape Voodoo — a live hash rosin from Moxie that smells like someone melted a grape Laffy Taffy inside a lemon grove. It's candy, citrus, and a little hoppy funk all rolled into one hit. The kind of strain that makes your nose high before your brain catches up.Right out of the jar it hits you with that nostalgic grape sweetness — think Laffy Taffy meets Jolly Rancher — backed by a bright citrus note and a soft earthy finish. The smoke's smooth, and the high comes on with a cerebral buzz that feels like focus with a soft edge. No jitters, no crash, just an alert calm that keeps you in the moment.If Super Lemon Haze is your loud friend who convinces you karaoke's a good idea, Grape Voodoo is the one next to them keeping your energy up and your anxiety down. It's upbeat without the chaos, creative without the scatter. Perfect for workouts, editing sessions, deep talks, or decompressing after Utah traffic.The effects hit mostly in the head — light pressure behind the eyes, that halo-around-your-skull feeling — and slowly ease into the body. It's a “let's get stuff done but also vibe” kind of high. The only catch? Cottonmouth. Keep a cold apple or sugar-free Jolly Rancher nearby.Now for the nerd stuff. This batch of Moxie's Grape Voodoo Live Hash Rosin tested at around 63 percent total THC, with THCa hitting 70.6 percent. Total CBG came in near 4 percent, with trace CBD at 0.14 percent. Dominant terpenes include limonene (15 mg/g), beta-caryophyllene (13 mg/g), humulene (4.5 mg/g), myrcene (3.6 mg/g), and beta-pinene (1.7 mg/g). It's solventless, ice-water-washed, and pressed into a golden, creamy badder that looks as good as it tastes. You get full terp flavor with no chemical residue, just pure plant energy.Grape Voodoo's that sweet spot strain — candy on the nose, clarity in the head, calm in the body. Whether you're chasing flow, focus, or just a smooth uplift, this one's a friendly spell worth casting.Get Grape VoodooSave on Dr Dabber with Code: Cannabisschool10Save on Storz & Bickel with Code : CannabisschoolSave on Santa Cruz Shredder with Code: CSP10Save on Bomb Erigs with Code: CSPScore 100 on your test

Today's Sesh kicks off with a blunt look at the business side of cannabis — how even the best growers are struggling to stay afloat while the black market keeps raking in billions. Brandon and Jesse dive into why legal weed can still cost more than your vacation dinner and why the real issue might not be taxes… it's access.Somewhere between a deep convo on market dynamics and Jesse's leg-day complaints, the guys light up Voodoo Burgerfrom San Juan Squish Co — a wild strain that tastes like melted crayons and hits straight to the face. It's equal parts brain fog and head lift, the kind of dab that makes a serious talk turn into gym-bro philosophy hour.From Utah's medical hurdles to California's oversupply chaos, this episode hits on what's broken in the cannabis system — and why the little craft growers are still the soul of the plant. Expect laughs, rants, and some solid gear talk (including the Puffco proxy debate and how not to get wax all over your lips).It's the kind of sesh that wanders — from $8 billion in illegal sales to non-alcoholic Heineken, from vaporizer talk to the myth of “cheap weed.” You'll walk away high-minded, a little foggy, and maybe ready to rethink where your money goes when you stock up next time.Save on Dr Dabber with Code: Cannabisschool10Save on Storz & Bickel with Code : CannabisschoolSave on Santa Cruz Shredder with Code: CSP10Save on Bomb Erigs with Code: CSPScore 100 on your test

Two forms, one flame. We dug deep into Moxie's Super Lemon OG / Super Lemon Haze — live resin diamonds and badder mixes — to see what's really going on with potency, flavor, and how they hit. By the end, you'll know what kind of experience you want to chase.What You'll Learn:Exact THC strengths for both badder (~ 57%) vs a live resin vape/diamond format (70-75%) — yes, there's a difference.Texture and flavor trade-offs: how a badder's softer consistency can release more aroma vs how diamonds deliver a different burst.How these concentrates feel in real life: onset, smoothness, intensity.Why “Live Resin” matters in preserving terpenes, and what the missing data suggests (or leaves to guess).Product Highlights:Live Resin Badder — ~ 57.09% THC, THCa ~ 63.06%, CBDa ~ 0.20%. Soft texture, strong citrus/“OG” vibes.Live Resin Vape / Diamonds — ~ 70-75% THC depending on format. More purified hit, likely less heavy on terpenes but more punch.Flavor / Aroma Impressions (from what we could confirm + what listeners tend to report):Lemon / citrus front-end (as the name suggests)Some herbal or OG Kush undertones in the vape / OG crossesBadder version likely feels richer in terpene flavor (by smell / aroma vs taste)Why It Matters:Because strength alone doesn't tell the whole story — texture, terpene content, and extraction method change how you experience the concentrate.For people using medically: effects, purity, how clean the smoke/vape/burn is can change side effects, comfort, and dosing.For enthusiasts: it's about chasing flavor, nuance, finish — not just chasing maximum THC.Super Lemon Haze DiamondsSuper Lemon Haze Live BadderSave on Storz & Bickel with Code : CannabisschoolSave on Santa Cruz Shredder with Code: CSP10Save 20% on Bomb Erigs with Code: CSPHow do I pass my Drug Test?  Save 25% with code cannabisschool25

Sometimes the best seshes are the ones that wander. This week it's just Brandon and Jesse at home, sparking up and letting the conversation roll from favorite devices to wild movies, politics, work stress, and gratitude. Think of it like hanging out with your funniest stoner friends—no script, just smoke and flow.What's inside this sesh:Our ride-or-die dab rigs and why they're game changersCougar Piss, OG Diesel, and other strains that set the moodHigh talk on Congress, cannabis stigma, and the “friendship economy”Movie tangents from The Running Man to Scarface to The Witcher dramaRolling joints like an art form (and Brandon's mouse-milking metaphor)Big thoughts on AI, power grids, PPP loan scams, and why gratitude still winsIt's equal parts smoke, laughter, and real talk—the kind of sesh you wish you could crash.Save on Dr Dabber with Code: Cannabisschool10Save on Storz & Bickel with Code : CannabisschoolSave on Santa Cruz Shredder with Code: CSP10Save on Bomb Erigs with Code: CSPHow do I pass my Drug Test?  Save 25% with code cannabisschool25

Today we crack open Slurty3, a cross of Slurricane x Gelato 33, grown by Buzz Premium Cannabis. Don't let the goofy name throw you—this strain brings some interesting flavor and effects to the table.First Impressions:Out of the bag, Slurty3 doesn't blow you away with smell. It's subtle, earthy, almost grassy until you grind it up—then the terps finally come alive. Think walking through a garden after the rain, with hints of soil, herbs, and just a touch of berry.Terpene Profile (2.46% total):Caryophyllene – spicy backbone, may help with pain + stressLimonene – citrus lift for moodHumulene – herbal, grounding vibesMyrcene – earthy, relaxing base notesCannabinoids:THC: ~19–20% (not a heavy hitter, but steady)Rounded out with minor cannabinoids like CBG + CBC for balanceEffects:Slurty3 is mellow but not flat. Expect a light body relaxation with a floaty head effect that settles in slowly. Great for:Stress + tension reliefMild pain managementA mood boost that's more “Sunday chill” than “Friday night blowout”Our Take:If you're an experienced smoker chasing knockout highs, Slurty3 might feel more like a gentle buzz. But for beginners—or anyone who just wants to vibe without getting wrecked—it's a perfect “entry strain.” We found ourselves laughing, storytelling, and drifting into some unexpectedly deep convos.Best Pairing:Comedy club or game night with friendsA slow sesh where flavor and vibe matter more than THC numbersTesting out that new vaporizer (the terps really shine low + slow)Slurty3 isn't the flashiest flower, but it's a reminder: cannabis isn't all about potency—it's about the ride.Save on Storz & Bickel with Code : CannabisschoolSave on Santa Cruz Shredder with Code: CSP10Save on Bomb Erigs with Code: CSPHow do I pass my Drug Test?  Save 25% with code cannabisschool25

What happens when you mix a passion for cannabis, Utah's evolving medical market, and a guy who treats every patient like family? You get Bijan Sakaki from Beehive Farmacy.In this sesh, we sit down with him to talk about what it really takes to run one of Utah's most respected dispensaries. From sourcing clean, consistent flower to walking first-time patients through the process, Bijan shares how Beehive is raising the standard for cannabis in the state.You'll hear:Why quality control isn't just a buzzword, it's their whole philosophyStories from patients that remind you why this plant mattersThe behind-the-scenes grind of running a medical cannabis pharmacy in UtahHow education and empathy build trust in a market still breaking through stigmaWhether you're a seasoned patient or just curious how Utah's cannabis scene actually works, this convo will give you a fresh look at what's happening on the ground.

Cougar Piss is as bold as its name. This BeeLine × Beehive Farmacy drop came in loud with citrus-skunk funk on the nose and a bright, energetic high that had us buzzing like we just downed an espresso shot. This isn't couch weed — it's daytime fuel.Lineage: Gelato 42 × Sunset Sherbet × LemonadeType: SativaTotal THC: 19.93%Cannabinoids (mg/g):• THCA-A: 216.07 | Δ9-THC: 9.86 | THCV-A: 0.82• CBGA: 10.73 | CBDA: 0.63 | CBG: 1.48 | CBCA: 2.01 | CBC: 0.13β-Caryophyllene: 5.95 mg/g (spicy, peppery kick)Limonene: 2.88 mg/g (zesty citrus pop)Humulene: 2.01 mg/g (earthy, herbal balance)Myrcene: 1.85 mg/g (mellow, grounding)Linalool: 0.89 mg/g (floral calm)Plus pinene, terpineol, α-bisabolol and more in the mixEnergetic, happy, creative, focused, inspired. This batch had us riffing hard, diving into flow states, and laughing at random tangents instead of sinking into the couch. A little body ease shows up, but the star here is the heady lift and focus. Perfect for cleaning up, making art, or knocking out a project you've been putting off.Citrus and sour tropicals up front, funky skunk underneath, with that sharp ammonia-like edge that gave Cougar Piss its name. Vaped low-temp, the lemon really shines; torched in a bowl, the funk takes over.What you'll hear in this episode:• Full breakdown of Cougar Piss from Beeline in Utah — cannabinoids, terps, and why this batch rips• How the citrus-skunk flavor shifts depending on temp• The difference between energized hyperfocus and just being “too high to sit still”• Why this strain sits at the top of our daytime arsenalCougar Piss proves that a wild name can still back it up with serious science — and one of the cleanest, most inspiring highs we've had in a while.Check out Cougar pissSave on Storz & Bickel with Code : CannabisschoolSave on Santa Cruz Shredder with Code: CSP10Save on Bomb Erigs with Code: CSPHow do I pass my Drug Test?  Save 25% with code cannabisschool25

Some episodes hit harder than others — this one is raw, real, and heavy. We light up and dive into Suicide Awareness Month, mixing conversations about strain effects, terpenes, and the strange turns of life with some of the most personal stories we've ever shared on mic.This isn't just cannabis talk — it's about pain, purpose, and the moments that keep us here.What you'll hear in this episode:• A breakdown of strains we tested (and why mixing them might not be the best move)• How temperature changes the whole dab experience — from flavor to coughing fits• Real talk on suicide awareness: spotting signs, breaking stigma, and sharing lived experiences• Reflections on time, regret, and why the present moment is what really matters• Why connection — with friends, family, community — is the most valuable highIf you've ever felt alone, know this: the world is better with you in it. Always.Check out Bomb Erigs and save with code CANNABISSCHOOL How do I pass my Drug Test?  Save 25% with code cannabisschool25

This week we're rolling into Papaya Cake, a Colorado-grown indica-leaning hybrid that blends Papaya x Wedding Cake x White OG genetics. This strain brings a sweet, tropical nose with smooth, floral undertones — one of the most fragrant jars we've cracked open in a while.Terpene ProfileLimonene – citrus brightness, calm clarity, helps with mood and focusβ-Caryophyllene – peppery spice, anti-anxiety potentialLinalool – subtle floral, relaxing body and mindCannabinoid ProfileTypically testing in the 20–25% THC range with trace CBD and CBG presentDelivers a balanced body calm without couch-lockEffectsRelaxed, aroused, sleepy (half-mast jokes included)Creeper onset — subtle at first, then a wave of calm focus settles inFeels like a mental “weighted blanket”: soothing without sedationChatty, introspective high great for creative work or conversationSmells & FlavorsSweet tropical fruit (mango, papaya, apricot)Floral finish without being perfumeyPeppery spice layered under the fruit notesGrow NotesPerforms best indoors, where dense buds and frosty trichomes thriveResponds well to controlled humidity to keep terps richTends to finish with compact, resin-heavy nugs ideal for concentratesMedical / Wellness UsesReported to help with anxiety, depression, insomniaSmooth onset makes it approachable for those sensitive to racier sativasPossible Side EffectsMild dry eyes and dry mouth at higher dosesOverconsumption may bring on drowsiness or head pressure, but most describe it as pleasant, not overwhelmingBottom LinePapaya Cake is a top-tier hybrid for people who want relaxation without losing focus. It's as good for unwinding after a stressful day as it is for a daytime study session. Sweet on the nose, smooth on the exhale, and powerful enough to earn a spot in our all-time favorites.How do I pass my Drug Test?  Save 25% with code cannabisschool25

Welcome back to The Sesh — where conversations go sideways, strains spark stories, and nothing is off-limits.This week, Brandon and Jesse light up some Papaya Cake (easily a top 5 strain in our book) and dive straight into one of those chatty highs where everything feels worth unpacking. From fake pee hacks for drug tests (yep, with a 25% off code just for our listeners) to run-ins with cops, car accidents mid-Zoom call, and why money doesn't define you — it's all on the table.We talk about the ego as armor, letting people cut in on the freeway as a metaphor for life, and why human connection is worth more than any shiny label or paycheck. It's raw, it's funny, and it gets unexpectedly deep in the way The Seshalways does.So spark up, lean back, and let's get into it.

This week we're cracking into Z-O-D, a powerful live resin sugar from Moxie. Built from the genetics of Viper City and Kryptonite, this indica-leaning concentrate delivers a clean, flavorful dab that shows why Moxie has earned its reputation for quality.Z-O-D hits with a skunky, berry-diesel aroma layered with sour undertones and a smooth finish that doesn't bring the harsh cough some concentrates do. The terpene profile is led by β-caryophyllene, with supporting notes of limonene and linalool, giving it that mix of earthy spice, citrus brightness, and a subtle floral calm. At around 82% THC with additional cannabinoids like CBG and CBD, it's a balanced heavy-hitter that leaves you relaxed yet mentally awake.We found Z-O-D to be surprisingly versatile: a “mental health day” kind of strain that can help you unwind without shutting you down. Great for creative work, a late-night hike under the moon, or even a focused gym session—it's fuel for both the body and the brain.You can find Z-O-D by Moxie at Beehive Farmacy in Utah.How do I pass my Drug Test?  Save 25% with code cannabisschool25

What happens when the edibles hit harder than expected? From mistaking a ceiling fan for a UFO to showing up at Home Depot just to get unsolicited grow advice, this Sesh is all about the hilarious (and sometimes horrifying) stories of being way too high. Brandon and Jesse trade Reddit tales and personal slip-ups that prove everyone's had that moment where reality gets a little… blurry.Takeaways:The edible delay is real — sometimes shower water feels like salvation until you remember why you're thirsty.Munchies can escalate quickly: one minute you're after a phone charger, the next you've got a full pizza and chocolate milk.Overdosing on a 1,000mg cookie? Not recommended. Ever.Pets, parents, and delivery guys all become part of the comedy when you're flying too close to the sun.Everyone's got a “too high” story — the real fun is swapping them.How do I pass my Drug Test?  Save 25% with code cannabisschool25

When a strain comes in hot from our friends at San Juan Squish Co., you know it's worth talking about. This week, we're cracking open some Voodoo Burger — a concentrate that's equal parts smooth, peppery, and sneaky in its effects.Strain Breakdown:Type: Hybrid concentrate (live rosin batter)THC: ~75%CBG: ~5% (rare and worth noting)Genetics: Lineage not disclosed by grower — crafted for concentrate form rather than classic flower breakdownTerpenes:Limonene (bright citrus uplift)β-Caryophyllene (peppery spice, body balance)α-Pinene & β-Myrcene (minor notes for focus and calm)Flavor & Effects:Flavor: Pepper-forward, with coffee-like undertones and a kick in the throat that makes you cough (in the best way).Effects: Calm, happy, and productive — hits the head first, then eases into a relaxed but clear state. A great starter concentrate for beginners thanks to its balance of CBG + THC.Onset: Slower than flower, builds gently like a tide instead of a knockout punch.Best For:Midday focus without fogCreative sessions or light productivity (even mowing the lawn feels good on this one)Microdosing before work or keeping the vibe steady without getting glued to the couch

Frank shows up for a raw, real, and unfiltered sesh — heavy on the laughs, heavy on the honesty. Dabbing live resin (Super Lemon Haze by Moxie) sets the tone for a conversation about addiction, recovery, and how the plant can walk you back home.Takeaways:Cannabis as a tool for clarity, healing, and reflectionHow mixing humor with honesty can ease the toughest talksWhy Super Lemon Haze hits like a sigh of relief after chaosFull Notes:We set the vibe with Moxie's Super Lemon Haze live resin badder — zesty citrus rip, high-THC punch (~57%), and the kind of energy you don't just talk through—you feel it. Live resin badder is sticky focus fuel at low temps. Then Frank — tosses out stories from addiction's edge, the sharp pivot to recovery, and how, in the quiet place between topics, the right dab can help you peel your walls back. It's manic, it's reflective, and it's exactly our lane. This isn't a lecture; it's a crank-up-the-volume healing—where gravity, green, and truth collide.

Why does one plant smell like citrus while another reeks of pine, spice, or straight-up funk? It's all thanks to terpenes— the aromatic compounds that don't just shape the smell and taste, but actually steer the whole experience.In this episode, Brandon and Jesse break down the most common terps you'll run into, what they do, and why chasing terps might be smarter than chasing THC:

Lori's lived the kind of life you usually only see on TV — except hers was real. Same town, same neighborhoods, same chaos that inspired Breaking Bad. Blue crystals, dangerous circles, and a lifestyle that doesn't leave many people standing.But Lori made it out. In this Sesh, she shares how she escaped addiction, why the green plant became her lifeline, and the moments that forced her to choose survival over self-destruction. It's raw, unfiltered, and proof that even in the messiest chapters, there's still a way forward.In this episode:What the “Breaking Bad” life actually looks like up closeThe turning point that made her walk away from the blueHow the plant helped her rebuild her mind, body, and lifeLessons from addiction recovery that apply to everyoneFinding peace after chaos

Meet Grapes n Cream — a balanced hybrid lovechild of Grape Pie (Grape Stomper × Cherry Pie) and Cookies & Cream (Girl Scout Cookies × Starfighter). This one's grown to impress: dense buds, gorgeous purple flecks, and an aroma that'll make you double-take the jar.Smell & TasteSweet grapes up front, creamy vanilla in the middle, and a soft berry finish. Earthiness is faint — just enough to ground it without tasting like you're hitting potting soil.Cannabinoids & PotencyTypically tests between 24–25% THC, but some batches (especially well-grown indoor flower) have been clocked at up to 35%. Trace CBD is rare here — this is a THC-forward strain made for those who want to feel it.Terpenes (dominant first)Caryophyllene – spicy/peppery notes, potential anti-inflammatoryLimonene – citrus lift, mood boostMyrcene – earthy/fruity, relaxationEffects & ExperienceFirst puff: a heady rush that sits right behind the eyes and along the jawline. The mental space? Clear but softened — perfect for conversation, creative work, or winding down without total couch lock. As it settles, the body relaxes while your mind stays present. Possible sidekick effects: cottonmouth and snack raids.Commonly Used ForStress and anxietyMild depressionNausea reliefLight inflammationSocial hangouts where you still want your words to come out in the right orderGrowing Grapes n CreamDifficulty: Moderate — thrives with some TLC and trainingIndoor flowering: ~8–9 weeksOutdoor harvest: Late September–early October in warm climatesYield: Medium–high with proper pruning and airflowLoves a controlled environment to really push terpene production and deepen those purple huesVibe CheckThis isn't a “hit it and disappear into the couch” strain — it's a “pass it around while the conversation keeps rolling” strain. Balanced enough for a creative afternoon or low-key evening, and tasty enough you'll keep going back for “just one more hit.

Delta-8's been sold as “legal THC” — a budget-friendly buzz you can snag at the gas station. But what's really in that gummy? And why does it feel so… off?In this episode, we break down:Why Delta-8 isn't the same as cannabis (and never will be)The sketchy extraction methods that leave behind chemical baggageHow the 2018 Farm Bill cracked the door for semi-synthetic cannabinoidsDirty highs, fake entourage effects, and the myth of a “clean” Delta-8Why prohibition 2.0 is looking a lot like the hemp loophole hustleThis one's part rant, part real talk — because access shouldn't come at the cost of quality. Especially when the cure feels worse than the condition.

Imagine going blind… and your doctor has no answers. That was Al's reality. Until he turned to a plant everyone warned him about.In this Sesh, we sit down with Al Morentin — founder of My Fit Life — to talk:How cannabis helped him recover his eyesight after years of vision lossWhy most people misunderstand the body's endocannabinoid systemFitness, healing, and reclaiming agency when the medical system fails youThe difference between plant wellness and playing whack-a-mole with symptomsReal talk about RSO, recovery, and Al's journey back from the edgehttps://myfitlife.netThis one's about more than cannabis. It's about reclaiming your health, your hope, and your power — without waiting for permission.

Unlock the chill:Banana Dulce #8 is an indica‑leaning hybrid from Dragonfly Wellness in Salt Lake City, bred by Skunkhouse Genetics from Gelato 25 × Modified Banana  .

What do you do when the life you built stops feeling like yours?In this episode of The Sesh, we're joined by tattoo artist and soul-searcher Spencer Rogich. From the ruins of an old life, he found a new path through art, honesty, and healing. No psychedelics, no preaching — just one human trying to live with intention after years of living for everyone else.

This week we cracked open some Red Pop. A sticky hybrid with a sweet skunky nose and a terp profile that reads like a botanical cocktail menu. Grown by Dragonfly Wellness, this flower had one of us ready to go chop wood… and the other questioning reality from the couch.What's Inside This Strain?Red Pop (this version) is a hybrid leaning indica, clocking in at a bold 28.4% THC with a wild mix of cannabinoids:• THC-A, Delta-9 THC, CBD-A, CBC, CBG-A• And a terpene list longer than your last text from mom:Limonene, Pinene, Beta-Caryophyllene, Linalool, Humulene, Terpinolene, Camphene, Eucalyptol, and more.Lineage:Strawberry x Cookies & Cream x Pave(Some genetics list Afghani instead. Which one's your Red Pop?)Flavor + Effects:• Sweet, creamy strawberry vibes with a skunky twist• Very cerebral for one of us, heavy and heady for the other• One co-host got chill and chatty. The other felt a creeping vortex in his chest• Could bring focus and mood elevation or anxiety and pressure if you're sensitive to pinenesNotable Use Cases:• Mood lift• Light body relaxation• Midday boost (for some)• Anxiety relief (or trigger — test your tolerance)Would We Smoke It Again?It's a maybe. This batch hit hard in very different ways. If you're terp-curious and love experimenting, this one's a trip. Just don't judge it on taste alone. The flavor didn't wow us, but the effects are worth exploring.Get the same Red Pop from Dragonfly WellnessOur go-to grinder for sticky buds is the Santa Cruz Shredder. Discount link in the episode description.Takeaways:• Terpene profiles matter more than THC percent• The same strain can hit very different depending on your body chemistry• Don't chase the highest high. Chase the best experienceHit play to hear us unpack the full ride. Grinder talk. Body feels. And a few stories about psychedelic side quests.

This week on The Sesh, things get personal — and a little wild. Brandon and Jesse wade into the chaotic pool of TikTok therapy, dissecting the difference between real help and algorithm-fed BS. From self-diagnosis spirals to the rise of “coaches” with zero credentials, we're talking about the mental health content boom, and whether it's helping… or hurting.And yes, somehow we end up talking about coffee enemas. Again.

This week, we're breaking down the true cost of cannabis—from the price per ounce to the price of setting up your own grow. Whether you're shopping at a dispensary, dealing with your plug, or thinking about opening a grow op, the numbers might shock you. We compare cannabis pricing across the U.S., discuss the impact of oversupply, dive into operating costs, and challenge whether lower prices really mean better value. Spoiler: that $600 pound might not be the deal you think it is.

You ever wonder who first looked at a sticky lump of trichomes and thought, “Yeah, I'm gonna smoke that”? Same. On this 7/10 special, we're getting our fingers dirty — diving into the origins of hash, how concentrates evolved, and why the modern dab scene is lightyears from hot knives on a stovetop.From temple balls to rosin tech, we break down how ancient traditions shaped today's heady culture — and why some of the best melts are still hand-crafted.In this episode:The OG hash-making methods (spoiler: it started with a lot of rubbing)Dry sift, bubble, BHO, rosin — what's what and why it mattersWhy “live” is the new gold standardSolventless vs solvent: does one really hit harder?Dab culture today vs early days of hot knives and torch playFlavor chasers, melt heads, and the evolution of hash snobberyAnd a brief appreciation of Rick Ross and bubble hash-induced stillnessVibe check: sticky, nerdy, and slightly nostalgicSave 10% on Dr Dabber with Code SCHOOL10

Tropical Runtz: Sweet, Sticky, and Just a Little UnpredictableThis week on The Sesh, we cracked open a fresh jar of Tropical Runtz — a sticky indoor-grown hybrid that's basically a fruity love child of Runts and Tropical Truffle. If that sounds delicious, it is. If it sounds like it hits hard, well… clear your afternoon.We didn't stop at flower. We gave it a proper test drive in the Verb dry herb vaporizer by Riot — shoutout to Riot and Santa Cruz Shredder for keeping our gear game strong. Smooth grinders, slick rolling trays, and joint tubes you'll actually want to show off? Yes please.Flavor & Smell:Think sweet citrus, dried fruit, and a deep, aromatic swirl that sits somewhere between tropical punch and fancy incense. Not skunky, not earthy — just bright, sticky, and surprisingly smooth.Terpenes:Myrcene: sets the mellow baselineLimonene: lifts you up with zesty citrus vibesLinalool: sneaks in a floral calmHow It Hits:The head high shows up early — you'll feel it tickle your forehead before sliding into a clear, talkative buzz. Expect random giggles, deep thoughts, and maybe a sudden interest in reorganizing your living room. Pro tip: hydrate before you hit it — trust us.The Gear:We tested the Verb by Riot and put it through its paces. Sleek rubberized body, wide bowl, and smart airflow design. A couple hiccups with missing filters (oops), but once dialed in, it hits like a dream. If you're hunting a pocket-friendly dry herb vape, give it a look.Final Word:Tropical Runtz is one of those strains that's equally chill and lively — fruity enough for flavor chasers, potent enough for seasoned stoners. Whether you roll it, vape it, or spark it up the old-school way, you're in for a bright, sticky ride.Light it. Vape it. Let it take you somewhere tropical — no passport required.

Ever feel like you're never doing enough? Like no matter how hard you push, it's still not quite right? In this raw, unfiltered episode of The Sesh, Brandon and Jesse open up about mental health, identity, and the pressure to “be a man” in a world where value is measured in dollars and hustle.From therapy trauma to motorcycle zen, from fear of failure to full-send purpose, this one's not just another feel-good chat — it's a reality check wrapped in laughs, weed, and real talk.In this episode:Why survival mode can be the most peaceful state of mindThe fear behind not going all inUnpacking conditional love and self-worthMasculinity, body image, and the unspoken pressure men faceTRT, gym culture, and doing “slightly gay shit” for male approvalThe Alchemist, purpose, and building something that actually mattersWhy your worth isn't tied to a paycheckVibe check: vulnerable, hilarious, and uncomfortably relatable

This week, we're riding the mellow wave with Animal Tsunami — an indica-dominant hybrid (about 70% indica) that hits your head quick and eases you straight into chill mode.GeneticsParents: Animal Cookies crossed with Caramel TsunamiBred by: Nami Seed CoFlavor and AromaSweet dessert vibes with hints of caramel and earthinessThink a candy shop wave crashing on your taste budsEffectsFast onset head buzz that settles into a relaxing body highEases stress and tension, may slide you into couch lock if you go too heavyExpect to feel relaxed, laid back, maybe a little sleepy but not knocked outCommon side effect: Cottonmouth — hydrate accordinglyTerpenesDominant: Limonene, Caryophyllene, MyrceneSometimes has Pinene and Humulene tooLimonene helps keep things light and anxiety-freePotencyHigh THC levels — usually around 25% but can creep into the 30s with flowerFor new consumers, consider it a one-hit wonder: less is more if you plan on staying awakeBest ForChilling by the pool or in the backyardCalming travel nervesEasing into therapy or deep talksLounging with zero plans and all the snacksPro TipTake it slow. This strain packs a punch, especially in carts or dabs. Small puffs = mellow bliss. Overdo it and you might wake up drooling on the couch.Tried Animal Tsunami?Let us know what you thought, where you grabbed it, and what snacks were mandatory. We love hearing your strain stories.Stay lifted and keep it classy.

This one got hot. Literally. We sat down with Narith from Dragonfly Wellness to talk all things 710 — the unofficial concentrate holiday that turned official real fast.From $1 concentrate deals to what makes Utah's cannabis scene actually unique, this episode brings the heat. We covered why Dragonfly is offering $1 dabs with a Puffco Pivot purchase for 7/10, and the moment Jesse flew a little too close to the rosin sun.

Everyone's heard it: “Weed was way weaker in the ‘70s.” But is that true — or just more media smoke? In this episode, we dig into the myth, the measurement methods, and the mistakes that have fueled decades of confusion around THC potency.Brandon and Jesse break down:Why today's flower isn't always “stronger”How old testing methods (like gas chromatography) skewed historical dataThe science behind why your dad's mellow joint isn't a myth — just misunderstoodWhat high THC actually means for your body and mindThe entourage effect and why you might want less THC, not more⚠️ Disclaimer: We reference some commonly quoted historical THC data that's now known to be inaccurate. Much of that old info came from degraded samples, poor storage, or outdated testing tech.

In this Sesh, we fired up the new Dr. Dabber XS and took it for a spin. Spoiler: this little pocket rig is a game changer for road trips, camping, and low-key backyard hangs. We broke down how it works, why it's surprisingly easy to clean, and why ceramic bangers still drive us nuts sometimes.Save 10% on Dr Dabber with Code SCHOOL10Highlights:Why the XS is our new go-to travel dab rigTips for getting the perfect hit and keeping your banger spotlessA quick rant about ceramic temps and easy Q-Tip cleaningOur thoughts on hitting dabs without water (shoutout to Alex for that tip)Candy Gas strain talk — why it's clear-headed but needs heavier hits for seasoned stonersBonus Rant:We got sidetracked (shocker) and ended up unpacking a CNN article about cannabis and heart health. We talked about real studies vs. scary headlines, hidden lifestyle factors, and why context is everything.Random Side Tangents:Fast food vs. cooking at homeThe doom scroll of Pinterest recipesWhy social media makes boredom feel impossibleHow mandatory community service could build national pride (and better cops)Try the XS for Yourself:If you wanna check out the Dr. Dabber XS, hit the link in our episode notes and save 10% with our code while it lasts. We don't know how long Dr. Dabber will keep giving us that code, so grab it now and elevate your next hike or camping trip.Got thoughts on tiny rigs, CNN headlines, or candy gas? Drop a comment, DM us, or just vibe along till next time. Stay lifted, friends.

Ever wonder if you might be a little too into your weed? This week, Jesse and Brandon take a chill, honest look at Cannabis Use Disorder (CUD) — what it is, how to recognize it, and how to find more balance with your bud.We break down the signs like:When “the munchies” turn into a full rotisserie chicken at 2 a.m.Bloodshot eyes and regretsNeeding weed just to feel normal (aka, not the vibe)We also chat:What the DSM-5 says about CUD (spoiler: it's a real thing, but not everyone who smokes has it)Why cannabis affects self-control, eating, and sleep differently in everyoneTips from experts (like Tim Pickett) to reduce dependency — including drinking ice water, choosing healthy snacks like Cosmic Crisp apples

Welcome back to The Sesh — your one-way ticket to cannabis-infused rabbit holes you didn't know you needed.This round, Brandon and Jesse crack open their shiny new stash of Doctor Dabber toys — including the Boost EVO, the XS, the Switch 2, and the slick ‘Drop' hot knife. Yes, they got spoiled. No, they're not sorry.

This week, we're lighting up the San Fernando Valley—no passport needed.We're talking about the citrus-kissed queen herself: SFV OG. She's a West Coast baddie with OG roots and a vibe that hits smoother than your ex's apologies.We take a sparkly stroll through piney forests and lemon drops, unpacking why this strain keeps your brain bright but your body blissed. You'll get all the juicy tea:Why it's not your sleepy-time OGThe terps that tickle your nose and the THC that actually shows upAnd how this girl stays glam with those trichome-heavy, rust-haired nugsWe also spill the dirt (literally) on grow tips if you're ready to put on your plant parent crown

After a deep dive into cannabis use disorder earlier this week, we're keeping it light — and hella weird — with today's Sesh episode.We're talkin' high thoughts. You know, those random, absurd, possibly brilliant ideas that only make sense after a solid sesh. Like… a PB&J banana hot dog. Yeah, you read that right.

This week on The Sesh, we dive mouth-first into Candy Gas (aka Gas Candy) — a hybrid that smells like a candy shop collided with a gas station… in the best way possible. This 50/50 strain comes loaded with flavor, terpenes, and that chill-but-not-couchlocked vibe we live for.We talk effects, flavor, and why this strain might just become your new daily driver. Plus, we break out a couple of our favorite sesh companions — one that rips (literally) and one that keeps your gear looking fancier than you.

This week on The Sesh, things get weird — in the best way possible. From edible-induced life reflections to that one story we probably shouldn't have told (but did anyway), this episode is one big hazy ride of laughs, WTF moments, and surprisingly deep thoughts.Whether you're cleaning your house, sparking a joint, or just trying to avoid your responsibilities — this one's got you. You'll laugh, you'll cringe, you'll relate. Maybe.Get the Bomb Sykloud and Save 10% use code - CANNABISSCHOOL