Cry Me a River

Send us a textThe boys get back from campout cookout. CFP recap and why Notre Dame fans suck. Roundabout talk and Lutcher donut praise. 

Send us a textHead CheeseIts Sully's world we just living in it. The boys talk CFP results, Saints outlook, and 37U football leagues. 

Send us a textEpisode 3125 The guys talk all things Hwy 3125, Christmas gifts, NCAA playoff preview, and NFL MVP

Send us a textYour favorite podcast in the parish is back. Cry Me a River makes its return on the heels of its back-to back, Bonfire Festival Gumbo National Championship.The guys cover LSU sports, Saints, and the College Football Playoff while their guest speaker struggles to pronounce basic English words. Squatted trucks, New Jersey Drones, what happened to Olaf? Tune in to find out.

Holla me a river. Holla Atcha Bowl's Danny Murray co-hosts as we talk all things LSU, Saints, and the lost city of Atlantis. Do the Saints suck? Does Derek Carr suck? Why does LSU's secondary suck? All of it possibly linked to the existence of non-human intelligence? Join us in the Burger King ball-pit to find out.

CMR's Week 1 CFB Reactions. LSU and the search for serotonin. NFL Wk 1 predictions and a legendary report of the outdoors

College Football is all the way back. The guys talk week 1 games, Saints roster cuts, and rank top Alien mascots. 

Dan gets stranded alone with the company of LHS Hogwarts houses, the CMR College Football Pre-Season Top 25, and sweet, childhood nostalgia.

Are we alone? UAP's and the SEC. Do the aliens have insight on how LSU's season will play out? Are FAA Drone pilots real pilots and how to make a million dollars.

Harvey Rabbit, T-Boy or Cecil. Who you got? Coach O to Chicageaux? The guys dive into football locker room eroticism and the weekend's UFC bangers.

They boys are back just in time to recap the magical run of LSU baseball's 7th national championship. Which animals wouldn't survive on their own… Scott Woodward the GOAT???

We're back.LSU Super Regional Preview and the aliens are here. Just listen, don't read. PJ's Coffee.

Season 8 is here! Even though season 7 only has 1 episode.. The natural healing properties of crawfish are discussed to cope with a horrendous LSU Basketball squad. LSU Baseball off hot. The foundation of Trox's house is done.

Sean Payton's move to the Denver Broncos is official, and the guys imagine what his famous gum-chewing habits bring to the Mile High City. The prospect of A.I. enslaving mankind is approached, as the guys imagine robots taking over the world but still struggling to make a decent cup of coffee. Finally, the Super Bowl preview you've all been waiting for even though Joe Burrow isn't playing in it because the NFL is rigged.

The Pre-CMR Award Show Special. The guys recap the holiday season, the college football playoff, and the pathetic New Orleans Saints.

We're Back! Jordy Culotta of The Jordy Culotta Show joins the guys to talk all things LSU and the Tiger's monumental win over Alabama.CFP Predictions, do the Tigers have a shot at the playoffs? LSU basketball makes its return and the Saints straight up suck,

The Frank Monica Episode. The boys sit down with the legend for an all-time interview. Also, is LSU back? Saints making a run, and college football/NFL recaps and previews as we get into the thick of the season.

God Save the Queen. The guys reflect on LSU's heartbreaking loss to FSU. Georgia the machine and BYU Overs starting hot. Week 1 NFL Preview and a look into the 2nd week of CFB.

College Football is Officially Back! The guys preview Week 1 of the 2022 CFB season and give their thoughts of Week 0. ACC/PAC 12 Predictions and a look at the AFC/NFC West.Who would win in a Power 5 Mascot Battle Royale?  And the worst places to suffer public humiliation. 

Team Squat vs. Team Stock. The boys preview the BIG 12, NFC/AFC East and recap UCF 278. Most wanted SJP infrastructure project and the legend of the LSU Indian Mounds.

CMR previews the AFC and NFC North and analyzes the 2nd best conference in College Football, the BIG 10. The guys talk the St. James Parish Museum, best songs to use in an interrogation, and why the engineers at Marathon think they're better than everyone else. 

Boys are back! 'Ball is back! NFC/AFC North & SEC Preview. The beginning of Season 6, the guys talk all things 'ball and what's to come in the upcoming season...

The Snackwrap Representative, Donoven Rice, joins the show for an exclusive interview. The guys talk about all things Wrap. LSU baseball, and Dungeons & Dragons update.

The Legend, Coach Dwain Jenkins interview. We talk all things Lutcher football and more. Wrap up of the LSU baseball season.

Lutcher High School Baseball STATE CHAMP Ryan Jensen joins the guys to talk about his magical title winning season with the Bulldogs.

Cry Me a River interviews the real life Riddler of the Batman Universe. The guys talk the New Orleans Pelicans huge win over the Phoenix Suns to tie the series 2-2 and what to look forward to for Game 5.  LSU gets the weekend sweep over Missouri. World's number 1 Herb Jones stan podcast

Playoff Pelicans, the Cholesterol Bois, Russian Ping Pong, and Rooster for Sale

LSU Basketball is dead, Honey Badger the greatest Tiger of all time. Ranking the best Master's menus. Dan is moody and goes on a rant.

The Return of Trox (is he GOATED w/ tha sauce?), LSU Basketball sorrows, Jameis is our Savior, and the Ultimate Disney Guide.

General Wade gets defeated. Dan goes on multiple tirades including being deaf vs blind, terrible restaurant experiences, and daylight savings.  LSU Basketball's timeline of relevancy and more on the great farewell to Dan's solo endeavor.

Baseball Season is here! Dan advocates for the legality of steroids while calling local Chinese restaurants to find out why the food slaps.LSU basketball is a yo-yo.  Single lugs vs 5 lugs in NASCAR? You tell us. Russian Ping Pong is an international treasure.

Dan wishes everyone a happy late valentines day. Will attempt to call the infamous Jerry Zun. Post Super Bowl reaction. Coach O back to College? McDonalds playing games with our hearts.

Dan Goes Solo. Trox is AWOL following the Great Jackson Mahomes Debacle. LSU National Signing Day, Tiger Basketball in a freefall, and comets colliding with Earth.

Sean Payton quits on the city of New Orleans to promote with Kevin James. Eli Apple Day is born by the CMR Boys. Dan and Trox attempt to summon demons. Bearcat Baldy calls in to finally face the music,

Special guest Gage "The Gremlin" Gill joins the guys to talk about his latest MMA belt, fighting toddlers, and kicking trash cans. The guys read the Parish's list of most unacceptable on International Acceptance Day. NFL Playoff Divisional round discussion and LSU Basketball woes.

Season 4 is here! The guys kick off the new year with a College Football Natty recap of Alabama vs. Georgia, reflections on the Saints duct tape season, and answers all of your Facebook questions to kick off 2022.Rack 'em Willie smiling in crackhead heaven. 

The guys reflect on a year of CMR as the Cry Me a River Awards finally makes a comeback. listen to hear this years winners for prestigious awards such as Asshole of the year, CMR guest of the year, DoDo Rat, and more!

The Bonfire Fest is Rigged. Bearcat Baldy calls in to explain why Cincinnati will overcome Alabama in the College Football Playoff. P$ is depressed and cries live on air after the Saint's shutout of the Bucs.

The Boys will indeed be cooking. Facebook comments hit an all time high as the guys discuss the worst Christmas traditions, festival of the bonfires, and why Sandwich World is the best restaurant in the parish.

Cry Me a River's 25 Days of Christmas begins! The guys welcome in new LSU head coach Brian Kelly and Dan is more excited about it than Trox.LSU basketball is rolling, yet gets no respect. Saints still suck.

The guys give thanks on the big turkey Tuesday before Thanksgiving. Dan wakes up from the deepest of all slumbers and Trox makes his case for a bronze Britney Spears statue. LSU basketball gets a 20 min segment and the guys talk LSU football coaching rumors. Turkey sucks and so do the Saints. 

The guys recap the terrible weekend of Louisiana sports, as both the Saints and LSU lose in horrible fashion. Trox reads excerpts from the CMR DMs and how to deal with scammers. LSU is now a basketball school. Is Veron's sausage really all that great?

Straight up Monkey Business. The guys reflect on a heartbreak weekend featuring LSU and the Saints. UFC recap.Dan and Trox rage about littering, not putting your cart up, and dude feet. The worst technical abomination in the history of Cry Me a River.

Cry Me a River Presents: LADIES' NIGHT A night dedicated to all the Lady Listeners. The Guys and special guest P$ kick off November by respecting the hell out of women.College Football Playoff rankings are announced and the playoff committee was as cowardly as we all expected. Pole Assassin reigns terror on Halloween and gets a 5 year sentence of no monkey business.

The Halloween Special: Former LSU RB Nick Brossette joins the guys as the first live guest and talks his favorite Halloween candy, possible LSU head coaching hires, then sings Dan Happy Birthday on air. What's the deal with Catholic kids and worm rooms? Frank Monica of St. Charles  and River Parish legend officially gets hired as LSU OC.

The first Live Show in the history of Cry Me a River. An absolute banger. Fans sit in live and talk all things college football, NFL, and where they're catching. Scariest Halloween costumes of 2021 predictions. Dan channels his inner Einstein and has odds makers in shambles. Ed Orgeron horde of babies incoming.

Weekend full of NCAA Instant Classics, Coach Tim next up at LSU, Real Life Parish Squid Game, and WTF is a Marsupial

The Ultimate Squid Game Review. Quite possibly the worst day in Louisiana sports, maybe ever. Most likely candidates to replace Orgeron for the LSU job. College Football/NFL weekend recap and upcoming predictions. 

Next  President of the Parish. Unprecedented NFL experts. LSU good? Saints good? Don't ask us. College Football Week 5/NFL Week 4 predictions and best bets.

The Great Hester/Paulina vs Lutcher/Gramercy Debate. NFL week 3 and CFB week 4 predictions. St. James Parish as a monarchy and RIP Sugarmill. Y'all Catchin?

Ida couldn't stop us. We're Back for Season 3.