Minion Death Cult

TODAY: A far-right evangelical ministry stages an anti-LGBTQ protest in the heart of a queer Seattle community, and they are met with thousands of counter-protestors. We take a look at some homemade memes from the hypebeast minister and watch a conservative comment section spin conspiracy theories about how the city actually forced the group to protest there. ALSO: European leaders (including Starmer lol) begin to stand up to Israel and we learn the dangers of being sympathetic to Palestinian suffering. Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month   

TODAY: A new poll finds that popular ideas are more popular than rebranded Reaganite de-regulation? We dive into the unpopularity of Abundance and try to convince Democrats that it's not about what they want--it's about what will sucessfully lose elections.  AND: Staged, badly-acted videos of black people behaving reprehensibly until white men stand up For What's Right are circulating the internet.  Black conservative commentator Jason Whitlock attemps to debunk the video to his right-wing brothers, only to be met with shocking and vitriolic racism. Some conservatives, however, are forced to reckon with the artificiality of these racist videos and are left to wonder: "Why would someone do this?" Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month  Music: Gong - Night Illusion Mastodon - Hail to Fire

TODAY: Nintendo fans EXPLODE at the video game company's disrespect: this time advertising a game where you play basketball in a WHEELCHAIR. When will this century of humiliation for gamers end? ALSO: Republicans and Democrats both have rugs pulled out from under them as Trump's plants in the FBI Kash Patel and Dan Bongino inform their base that Epstein did in fact kill himself and there's nothing strange about it. Meanwhile, filibusterin' fool Cory Booker becomes the only Democrat voting to confirm convicted blackmailer Charles Kushner (Jared's dad) as ambassador to France, and Democrats find out just how close the New Jersey senator is to the Kushner family. Is there any zionist liberal who can save us? Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month   

TODAY: Alex wins a grievance for management stealing union work, and Tony wins an audible audio track. ALSO: We discuss the assassination of two Israeli diplomats, the outsize coverage their deaths receive from mainstream media vs. the tens of thousands dead in Gaza (including diplomats), and whether this is “like Nazi Germany.” Violence? In my imperial core?? It's more likely than you think. FINALLY: Babylon Bee makes one of their scheduled anti-racist jokes and their fanbase loses it. “Is this some kind of a joke??” Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month Music: Nikitch - Arps Bruce Springsteen - American Skin (41 Shots) Panda Bear - Ferry Lady

TODAY: Newsmax pundit Greg Kelley is viciously assaulted by the wet pain on a light post while just chillin'. The light pole was probably an honor student too!! ALSO: The right wing continues their project of operformative hysteria by pretending "86" means to rip... tear... kill... We check out responses from the alpha males and your facebook grandma who just learned the term from Terrence K Williams and is now afraid for her life. FINALLY: Trump goes NUCLEAR on pop stars Taylor Swift and Bruce Springsteen calling them NAMES. Aspiring twitter influencers take up the fight as well, performing vicious, Grok-generated roasts of the musicians for their podcast audiences. Music: Slow Mass - Hell is Earth SOPHIE - Ponyboy

TODAY: Elon Musk's Grok crashes out, trying to reconcile the South African millionaire's obsession with White Genocide with the fact that White Genocide does not exist. Seemingly fighting against instructions to promote the white nationalist conspiracy theory, the AI goes haywire, regurgitating the far-right talking points in unrelated queries, sometimes as Jar Jar Binks, while acknowledging their fraudulent nature. ALSO: Conservatives respond to a report about how basic living standards are out of reach for 60% of Americans. Should corporations allow you to live if you're not providing them with enough value? We discuss. Music: Machine Girl - Dance in the Fire Engine Down - Taken In

TODAY: A rural NY gun dealer fires on a lost DoorDash delivery driver, hitting him in the back and causing serious injury.  The right wing unites around calls to hold these reckless gig employees responsible for their actions. Shouldn't they know better than to ask an American Homeowner for help? PLUS: Finland wages war on the successful by ticketing drivers with fines weighted to their income. We explore how driving extremely fast is like capitalism (good) and requires superior intellectual capabilities, such as rationalizing vehicular homicide. Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month     

TODAY: AG Pam Bondi is forced by plucky kid detective James O'Keefe into announcing that the FBI is watching Epstein's child sexual exploitation videos as fast as they can, but that thing from I Love Lucy happened where there was actually so much abuse material that it clogged the investigation machine and created a huge mess they have to clean up first. We examine the few excuses from MAGA for the continued "delay" and see if they hold up to the overwhelming number of concerns by those who JUST WANT TO SEE THESE VIDEOS ALREADY!!! ALSO: Serious deportation enjoyers wonder why the Trump administration is deporting fewer people than Biden but making a violent and distasteful show of arresting single mothers and politicians attempting oversight over the federal agency. Is this a plot by blue-state cops to make Trump look bad? Probably! Music: Slow Pulp - Cramps Kaizo Slumber - I am Happy Because Everyone Loves me (feat. Fromjoy)

TODAY: A jam-packed episode starts with Kanye's newest banger: a song about how his wife made him be a nazi. They're calling it the most divorced track of all time. The formerly talented artist demonstrates with painful clarity the power of the Cuck meme--using the fetish as a title for his new album and laying bare a series of pathetic embarrassments, perhaps the best example of which is becoming a black Nazi. ALSO: Anti-war president Trump praises Anduril drones as "nasty looking things" and waxes nostalgic for a time when you could look up and see the moon instead of swarms of mechanized death. FINALLY: Trump addresses a possible tariff-induced recession and suggests that beautiful little 11 year-old baby girls will simply have to nut up. Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month   

TODAY: A brief review of the ILM "Light and Magic" documentary series beginning with plucky model makers and dedicated autodidacts, and ending with Jar Jar Binks contemplating suicide AND: We explore the Right's enthusiastic support for a white woman caught on camera repeatedly calling a child the N word, the hundreds of thousands of dollars she's since raised, and the various less-racist right wing mouthpieces trying to navigate the controversy. Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month  Music: Med, Blu, Madlib - Knock Knock (feat. MF Doom) Neu! - Hero

TODAY: Alex details a weird evening involving buying controlled substances for a homeless person, a confused yet authoritative security guard, and a squatting fainting woman PLUS: More good news as the Trump administration is forced to reinstate the Visas of thousands of immigrant students, and MIT students successfully pressure their school to divest from Israeli weapons manufacturer Elbit Systems--but at what cost? FINALLY: TPUSA influencer Topher spits some dope rhymes about how Americans don't deserve a college education. The youth are sick of learnin / the mines are what we're yearnin Don't need a degree to rely on / we put our faith in Zion! Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month   

TODAY: Alex vents about Teamsters president Sean O'Brien's most recent Prager U Grandpa arc and we try to figure out why a labor leader would spend this opportune moment podcasting with celebrities and criticizing pro-labor dems. ALSO: Trump's approval numbers sink--even among young men--as people are reminded once again what a Trump presidency looks like. MAGA voters somehow see this as an opportunity for a third term. FINALLY: Despicable feminist Greta Gerwig weighs casting an iconic actor to play Aslan is her Lion, the Witch, and The Wardrobe reboot, and a jewish conservative AM radio host bursts a blood vessel thinking about how the Christ he doesn't believe in has been defiled. Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month  Music: Iron Lung - Perfect Ending

TODAY: We discuss the illegal abduction and deportation of Maryland resident Kilmar Abrego Garcia and the mass hysteria around his "MS-13 tattoos" We explore the collective delusion cultivated by and for Trump supporters in order to convince themselves that the smiley face is a gang sign. ALSO: An Amateur golfer wears a DISGUSTING and DISRESPECTFUL upside-down logo hat to the Augusta Masters tournament adn we're left to wonder if there is any goodness left in this world. Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month   

TODAY: Ani the Annihilator joins us to discuss the warzone of her hometown of Seattle and the vicious guerrilla fighting over control of the city's crosswalk messages. Will a cheeky anti-Bezos recording be the end of billionaires in the silicon city? Or could the whole thing just be "AI"? PLUS: We review a new christian hardcore band and discuss the best christian hardcore bands throughout history as well as our personal histories destroying non-believers in the Norma Jean mosh pit FINALLY: A schism in the Conservative Goths facebook group over an "ideal woman" meme causes female members to wonder why their male counterparts are acting like a bunch of woman-hating liberals. Meanwhile, the men gently remind them that birthing 5 children is the most goth thing a woman can do. Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month  Watch on youtube: http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult  Music: SPORTSGIRL and VAPERROR - Topspin Turvy Zao - Ravage Ritual Shockwave - Shockwave Confession Kids - Come and Get Me

TODAY: Alex recommend Common Side Effects, a new animated show from the creators of Scavenger's Reign, Mike Judge, and Greg Daniels. Can a hippie nerd with a magic mushroom take down Big Pharma and their government cronies? ALSO: Trump tells reporters his "third term" speculation isn't a joke, and his loyal followers pretend that its still a joke, lament that it's not real, and mock liberals for their concern. We discuss the methods Trump might use to run for a third term and wonder if this final power grab would be enough for normal liberals to start doing very cool things. LASTLY: We review some instagram clickbait slop in the form of Nazbol butt rock. Can the far left and the far right unite to make cutting music for 13 year-olds about flying on broken wings?? Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month   

TODAY: We follow up on Trump's on-again-off-again Tariffs to remind everyone that we are watching a master at work.  Why would Trump tank the stock market, lose a bunch of political capital to achieve less than nothing? We look at the 5D chess explanations such as: "It's called insider trading, dumbass," and "the market is volatile, idiot" ALSO: The right wing has gone too long without a race war, so theyre desperately taking an imagined L in the self-defense stabbing of a white teen by a black teen who was reportedly assaulted at a track meet. We take a look at the actual story vs. the racists' fever dream and the victim's father's grace in tragedy vs. the wretched ooze seeping from childless misanthropes online. FINALLY: A mother and three children are freed by ICE after mass protests at Border Czar Tom Homan's NY home. This is the way. Music: Trail of Dead - Will you smile again for me Artificial brain - celestial cyst Nosebleed - Flammy Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month   Watch us on Youtube at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult  

TODAY: We're revisited by an old friend, Minion's Law, over a Wikipedia citation, and are left to wonder how the CIA is corrupting definitional overviews of various political tendencies on the user-annotated database PLUS: We discuss the Trump tariffs and the feverish cope radiating from all corners of the right wing internet as the stock market loses trillions in speculative wealth. Is this Trump's genuine stab at economic populism? Can we tax ourselves into spontaneously reindustrializing? Will the rest of the world eventually get sick of our shit? Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month  MERCH UPDATE: Shirt and Hoodie orders are scheduled to be finished printing and shipped to Tony this Friday. Thanks again to everyone!

TODAY: Aaron Thorpe of the Trillbillies joins us to talk sci-fi art, alleged acts of anti-Tesla terrorism, and Minion Death Cult being cancelled for liberalism (supporting unions) We start off with a brief review of Mickey 17 and our mutual childhood love of art and how our nostalgia is Good vs the fascistic nostalgia going around right now THEN: We explore the curious nature of a failing, overpriced car brand with thousands of unsold vehicles with manufacturing defects being suddenly "attacked" by anti-Elon protestors and whether anyone might stand to benefit from these liabilities being written-off as insurance claims. FINALLY: We address the accusations of "liberal bullshit ideology" directed at us via an anti-capitalist facebook page after an old MDC post about organizing your workplace goes viral.   Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week   Listen to Close Other Tabs w/Ani and Alex on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Podcast Addict, or wherever you get podcasts  

TODAY: Bill Gates comes out in favor of AI replacing millions of workers, and we get to see the right react to a "bad" billionaire espousing the same exact views as the "good" ones. Patriots weigh their hatred of workers against their hatred of "liberal progressive socialist tech billionaires," and some conclude that the wealthy elite owning the means of production might have some downsides. PLUS: A MAGA man deputizes his facebook friends as US Marshalls and plans a daring attempt to take back control of the country and you could earn up to $500/day helping him reclaim government assets for the commander in chief. Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month   

FIRST: We celebrate pretending to play sports, from the ghost baseball of Field of Dreams to a golf influencer who uses an imaginary golf ball to Make A Point THEN: A clever Minnesota GOP culture warrior files a cheeky bill trolling Trump haters before immediately getting arrested for soliciting a minor. Maybe the Trump Derangement people actually are psychic? ALSO: Trump eliminates collective bargaining rights for thousands of federal workers, and Alex tries to talk some sense into private sector union workers refusing to stand with their public sector siblings. Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month  Music: City of Caterpillar - When was the Last Time We Painted Over the Blood on the Walls? Jean-Luc Ponty - Enigmatic Ocean Part II

TODAY: Aaron Thorpe of the Trillbillies joins us to talk sci-fi art, alleged acts of anti-Tesla terrorism, and Minion Death Cult being cancelled for liberalism (supporting unions) We start off with a brief review of Mickey 17 and our mutual childhood love of art and how our nostalgia is Good vs the fascistic nostalgia going around right now THEN: We explore the curious nature of a failing, overpriced car brand with thousands of unsold vehicles with manufacturing defects being suddenly "attacked" by anti-Elon protestors and whether anyone might stand to benefit from these liabilities being written-off as insurance claims. FINALLY: We address the accusations of "liberal bullshit ideology" directed at us via an anti-capitalist facebook page after an old MDC post about organizing your workplace goes viral. We also take a look at the afro-pessimism espoused by the page, whether not knowing how to organize in America is "mayo," and how the fetishization of historic black radicalism can lead to modern apathy and inaction. Bonus episodes at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult   

TODAY: We touch base with Tony's dumpster fucker friend and I think we also touched on goth fashion and doorman etiquette . PLUS: We check out a Measles Death Cult in Texas made up of mennonite anti-vaxxers who allowed their daughter to die of the preventable illness. We consider the parents' claim that "there's too much negativity and stuff" and muse about how to get americans to take their shots. FINALLY: ICE kidnaps MAGA man's immigrant wife and he says "thank you, sir!" and the comment section wonders why this guy was so stupid as to think he's allowed to live with his wife in the first place Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month  Music: Caribou - Melody Day Lo Fidelity Allstars - Battleflag  

This is a long 27 minute preview of this week's bonus episode. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult in your browser to hear an hour more of bad pro-Elon memes in coworker facebook groups and about crucifying yourself on the altar of cringe to educate fellow union members. TODAY: Jacob Morrison of The Valley Labor Report joins us to talk about Trump stripping collective bargaining from the TSA union. Public Workers: do they deserve to exist? We ask Jacob, a public union member, to justify his existence to us and the audience Why are private sector unions better and more honorable than public unions? Should a government do anything that's good? ALSO: Alex talks about being nice like Dalton in Road House as he unveils his new theory of Talking that you are not going to want to miss. Music: Hail Mary Mallon - Whales 37500 Yens - Microphonie Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month   

TODAY: Immigrants have DESTROYED nu-metal. Find out why it is IMPOSSIBLE to do rap rck anymore thanks to insidious multiculturalism. Neo-nazis swarm Alex's twitter after he makes fun of them for being scared of the Deftones... but Grok backs him up??? Has the west finally finallen? PLUS: Democratic voters turn against Democratic leadership and Chuck Schumer after he passes the Republicans' spending bill. Dorothy from Wisconsin will find you Chuck and you'll wish you wouldve staged several more rallies when she's through with you.  Music: Tropical Fuck Storm - Maria 63 Bleu Toucan - Le Chant du Cygne   Off Minor - Cadaveric Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month   

TODAY: We tackle a pressing issue plaguing the Carnivore Diet community: the news reporting on Cholesterol Hands--a NORMAL side effect of the Jordan Peterson diet. Why wont the news report on how the Carnivore diet cured my wife's muscular dystrophy? PLUS: Arnold Schwarzenegger calls out the weak sissy men in fascism and tells them to stop being losers. The online right reacts in just about the way you'd think. Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month   

TODAY: Fired Veterans say they feel betrayed by federal job cuts, but have we considered this is being reported by the AP? What if the veterans like it? And who ever said we had to take care of veterans? Shouldn't they get nothing just like everyone else? PLUS: Trump scores an epic win for BlackRock, and we watch unpatriotic corporate firms cope and seethe.  HOWEVER: I heard somewhere that BlackRock is also Chinese. We investigate.  Listen to Nate on Hell of a Way to Dad Lions Led By Donkeys and Trash Future Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month  Music: Modest Mouse - Learnin' to Leave the Livin' Open Head - House    

TODAY: It's DOGE's America, we're just living in it. We read about more ways the "efficiency" department is making America run smoother, like cutting glamorous motel stays for volcano researchers and owning annoying scientists that study fish in the San Juan river. Why can't we just let the fishing industry and volcano industry pay for these services if they're so great... PLUS: Alex talks with a MAGA guy struggling to get a passport who is convinced that cutting funding to the USPS will help speed up the process. AND:  It's bird flu time, baby. How come it only affects the animals we eat the most??? And then how come it also affects other animals once we notice it didn't affect them?? What the hell is going on!!!!!!! LAST CHANCE TO PREORDER MERCH! PREORDER ENDS TONIGHT! www.miniondeathcultmerch.bigcartel.com Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month   

TODAY: we enter EPSTEIN: PHASE ONE and get so excited about the dark secrets probably to be revealed in the sequel that we forget information we previously had.  AND: the House GOP dunk on those foolish enough to have believed them about releasing the files with some dank memetic warfare PLUS: Hitting your emo son or daughter--is it good to? The facebook comment section tackles an anti-spanking anthem from a high-minded emo(?) band. Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month  one week left to preorder merch at miniondeathcultmerch.bigcartel.com  Music: MACINTOSH PLUS - 02 リサフランク420 - 現代のコンピュー Hella- Welcome to the Jungle Baby, Your Gonna Live!

TODAY: We follow the white rabbit into a white girl's def MAGA ascended poetry slam, seeing how deep into mystic-narcissistic-personality-disorder-posing-as-politics the rabbithole takes us Is the journey to political revolution contained within the self? Do you actually have to organize or talk with other people to achieve your political goals? Only if you don't know how to make your own enlightened hats, I suppose. ALSO: We follow up on our reactionary Teamsters segment from last week to talk about another kind of American: the temporarily embarrassed CNBC economist We watch more anti-USPS propaganda make its way into Teamsters facebook groups, with many lamenting the lack of "profit" generated by the national service. What makes working people think this way? Can we break the conditioning that causes wage earners to worship profits? Get 20% off all merch and a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month   

TODAY: Ani joins us to discuss a perplexing dilemma causing vigorous debate online: Do you have to take your daughter fishing even though she's basically a woman and might cramp your style? A mother writes to reddit explaining her daughter no longer wants to spend time with her dad after he refused to take her on a "guys only" fishing trip. Is the daughter really hurt, or is the mother just cheating on her husband? ALSO: We look at Teamsters president Sean O'Brien's recent comments about Right to Work and his support for a labor secretary who defends the anti-union policy. What are teamsters getting out of O'Brien's support for this labor secretary? Is it worth legitimizing the right wing administration? We dredge the depths of Teamster and UPS facebook groups to gauge rank and file reaction to O'Brien's budding relationship with the reactionary forces in Trump's camp and uncover some not-so-convincing arguments for RTW from union members themselves. Pre-order Merch by this friday at www.miniondeathcultmerch.bigcartel.com Get a bonus episode every week and 20% off all merch by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month  Music: Cyndi Lauper - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Windows 96 - Caligula

TODAY: We give an update on Alex's goo situation and Tony makes the cowardly decision not to get jumped at his bar. ALSO: We join Teamsters president Sean O'Brien in congratulating former UPS and Amazon exec being appointed to OSHA. Why is a boss having his reputation laundered by a labor leader? Is "former worker" a high bar to clear? PLUS: An anonymous UPS Teamster complains that his union won't allow him to prep his route off the clock. We commend rank and file for stepping up to educate this member, discuss working off the clock as well as the merits of dealing in good faith with fellow members--even when they regurgitate anti-union propaganda. FINALLY: We laugh at some reactionary organizing attempts within the union and remember funny hardcore band merch Get a bonus episode every week and 20% off all merch by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month  BUY OUR SERIOUS AND NOT FUNNY MERCH AT www.miniondeathcultmerch.bigcartel.com

TODAY: We discuss Kanye's latest epic turn towards standard right wing hitlerism, including rehabilitating accused sex criminal kingpins like Puff Daddy. Talk about a meeting of the minds! We discuss the broader absurdity of antisemitism and the way it sheepdogs discontented workers away from a coherent class politics. ALSO: A Maine farmer livestreams his shootout with police because Maine likes gay people and abortion too much and NOT because he lost custody of the child he's refusing to give up. Why do these transgenders keep trying to take my kids away?? Sign up at patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get 20% off Trump Seeds HIGH THC Cannabis Seeds and all MINION DEATH CULT MERCH BUY MDC MERCH AT MINIONDEATHCULT.BIGCARTEL.COM  Music: Human Part -  TRYING 2 HOLLA @ ME Disembodied - Nicotine

Sorry about the delay, folks! TODAY: We read an OP-ED from business insider beseeching the public to stop throwing things at the author's Cybertruck. She needs it for work (psychologist). Plus its full-self driving feature reduces stress, which is really important to your physical health. ALSO: A story of one of Tony's customers disrespectfully blocking other cars in the parking lot, and a story of Alex steadfastly blocking other people in with his work truck to prove an important point.   FINALLY: DEI helicopter pilot hits DEI jet pilot? What are the odds? Now we're hearing it wasn't DEI??? But a different fake thing? Did God (Matt Groening) crash these aircraft into each other? We investigate the comments to find out. Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month   

TODAY: We correctly choose not to cover the tariffs (now placed on hold) and instead turn to the very funny news of a Chinese AI model destroying the American Stock Market We sample the coping and seething of american tech parasites and beg China to do the right thing and fix Facebook ALSO: Tony shares a bizarre story about a dumpster-f*cker that he's really good friends with PLUS: A vigilante tries to deport a couple guys for speaking spanish. We watch the viral video of his hateful, racist performance and commend a bystander for stepping in. Will we be able to convince liberals that deportation is violent and racist even when its being done by law enforcement? Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month  Music: Stop It!!! - Remove your Teeth clipping. - '96 Neve Campbell

TODAY: Ani joins us to observe the further nazification of this country with news of the young, black, self-hating groyper who killed another student and himself while leaving behind a manifesto filled with hopelessness and internet-poisoned ideology. We watch the right wing once again try to obscure the results of their destructive ideology by focusing on the shooter's race, and we connect this to the shameless denial around Elon Musk's recent Nazi salute. ALSO: The Trump administration vows to apprehend undocumented migrants at schools and churches, leading teachers across the country to vow to defend their students from ICE. Libs of Tik Tok and others on the right reaffirm their commitment to evil with fantasies about punishing teachers for protecting students--while refusing to acknowledge the substance of their fears FINALLY: One post-left dissident has the courage to ask--now that we've blown up anti-racism and started processing human filth for mass deportation, can we help ease the pain of factory-farmed pigs? We determine if the right can be racism'd into caring about literal animals and we consider the argument that deporting undocumented workers alone will fix the factory farming practices. Please, RFK jr., put down the decapitated whale's head and start working on animal-welfare regulations! Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month   

TODAY: JF and DB of YKS join US to call on Reddit investors to bring vicious, anti-Musk mods to heel before they destroy the entire site with their bigotry We also watch the #1 dork in charge of tattling on Reddit be radicalized into holocaust-denial in real time by the website (X) he's defending. ALSO: Not content to rest on their laurels, the Babylon Bee is cultivating the next generation of sardonic satirists with a User Submitted Headlines social media forum available only to $60/subscribers and up.  We read through clever and playful headlines like "Trump Says That It's OK If Someone Wants To Work From Home. However, If They Do, Then Their Pay Will Be Cut In Half Since They No Longer Have To Deal With The Price And Aggravation Of Having To Commute To And From Their Jobs Daily." and wonder how these cats haven't gone professional yet.  FINALLY: An Intersex???? Moose??? A local news station reports on a hunter's interesting (or gross!!!) discovery and Facebook conservatives react with angry confusion. Is this the result of democratic leadership? Does this moose make anyone else think about molesting kids? We can at least all agree the situation is SAD and DISGUSTING. Listen to YKS at https://www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks and wherever podcasts are found  Support MDC and get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month  Music: Roland Jones- Detroit Jones '92 Sleepytime Trio- All Ease J Dilla- Time (The Donut of the Heart)

TODAY: We uncover and discuss a different type of racism dividing the working class: Truck Driver Supremacy, as Alex shares an annoying argument with a Bezos-boosting Teamster who insists on making the union smaller. ALSO: Trump has an "impressive" 3-hour meeting with Bill Gates, leading many Trump supporters to go "Huh?" Was Trump holding this meeting against his will? Was the meeting a ploy to get Bill Gates' confession on tape? Either way Trump probably didn't like it. Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month   

WE'RE BACK: Today we discuss Facebook's new(?) embiggoting policy and what it means for the Minion Death Cult LLC™ Also: Zuck's incredible new Masculine identity and the real dangers of feminine business culture (Lina Kahn's FTC suing you) PLUS: Tom MacDonald launders his Trump daddy fetish through once-beloved 90's sitcom mom Roseanne to declare "Daddy's Home," a collaborative rap filled with his usual zero-effort 10 and 20 year-old memes. FINALLY: 9 Year old's parents want a Trump tattoo on her neck, good samaritan Tattoo artist convinces her to get american flag instead. People get mad at him? But NOT for the reasons you're thinking.  Join Teamsters Mobilize Sunday Jan 26th for a discussion of the recent Teamsters/Amazon strikes https://bit.ly/TM-13 Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month  Music: George Duke - After the Love Maitro - BULMA Malady - Yeah

TODAY!!!!!!!!!!! We read some cool posts about the devastating fires in California and watch the right revert back to racism and tribalism to avoid confronting the real problems of inequality and climate change. ALSO: Work is freakin' pissin' Alex off so he BLOWS OFF SOME STEAM!!!!!!!!!!! TRY NOT TO GET OFFENDED PEACHCAKE FINALLY: Some misguided coworkers want the government to make Facebook implement Real ID so they can win an argument online; others complain about how there aren't enough security hoops to jump through when entering the building. Good stuff!!!!!!!!!!! Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month   

Originally Aired: August 22, 2018 Our world is on fire. We're documenting it. Paying inmates for life-threatening work: is it wrong to? We're covering the inmate firefighters in California, the atrocious pay and even worse treatment the receive once they're out. Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month   

TODAY: We voice appreciation for the year's positive developments like an intriguing facebook friend request (a harbinger of wealth and success, perhaps) and a cop getting thrown from a speeding convertible. ALSO: Facebook shows us the damning truth about the Suffragettes (they were really cool) and we find out about girl math (cancelling out your husband's vote) PLUS: Our quest to learn more about feminist terrorism leads us to some prime reactionary posts and a guy who blames the recent Las Vegas terrorist explosion on a feminist plot (read: divorce). Does he have a point?? Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month

TODAY: Ani's in the cohost Chair and Brett Payne of Street Fight Radio, Relatively Unknown, and our friendship returns to the show to talk about neo-Nazis being pummeled by Columbus OH residents at their last attempted march. Are all racists feds? Or maybe gay, anti-Trump Republicans? Russians? And is there any difference between Nazis and anti-genocide activists anyway? PLUS: A San Fransisco Slimeball pimp-turned-anti-homeless-activist-turned-alleged-pimp-again, Raw Ricci, is arrested. We look at his awful viral rise to fame and the sensible centrist politicians who aided him. We also learn about fans of Ricci's poverty porn harassment-style content and learn their not very surprising opinions about him being arrested for pimping and assaulting a minor. Music: Justice - Generator Civerous - Labyrinth Charm Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month   

TODAY: We ring in the new year by checking in on the MAGA movement a month before Trump is set to take office, and things are not great. A civil war erupts between white nationalist Trump supporters and a tech elite insistent on the necessity of poaching cheaper, more precarious immigrant labor over American workers. We watch the right wing discover class consciousness in spite of their hyper-fixation on race and witness "good" Indians like Dinesh D'Souza prostrate themselves before their racist base while Vivek gives Uneducated Whites the scolding of a lifetime. PLUS: Teamsters President Sean O'Brien shares details of the union's meeting with the Kamala Harris campaign and makes staggering claims about her behavior: refusing to answer most of the union's questions, leaving early, and refusing a press conference. We ask whether Kamala should've b***** slapped that motha effa and do the Democrats really need labor anyway? Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month   

TODAY: We review the bizarre new "holiday" special from the scrooged-up (racist) mind of Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham. We marvel at the special's bizarre premise: a 1-hour setup for a Jeff Dunham Christmas Carol... that will supposedly happen next year. We enter the child-like minds of Jeff and his audience to analyze his and his audience's sometimes unsuccessful attempts at racism and anti-gay bigotry. And we meet a new, semi-professional ventriloquist dummy which by all accounts seems to be a quality product available for purchase this holiday season. Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month  Help Jim Anderson aka GRIMGRIMGRIM recover from his head injury and pay bills by donating to his Go Fund Me

Originally aired: Nov 29, 2023 Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month  Today we're discussing Jingle Smells, a bizarre Christmas movie produced by Sean Hannity and the conservative American Center for Law and Justice (Trump lawyers). We follow Nick, a PTSD alcoholic veteran of Afghanistan who can't compete with his handsome, rugged Police Chief father Dusty (John Schneider) When Dusty makes Nick get a job as a garbage collector, he begins stealing boxes of “cancelled” toys set for destruction by the Cancel Culture toy company CEO (Eric Roberts) Nick is able to foster a secret relationship with poor kids in the neighborhood by giving them each a toy in exchange for their silence, and Santa teaches us that breaking the law is okay if it feels good.

“This train is half a mile long traveling at speed into highly populated areas with 8 freight cars of hazardous chemicals and 5,000 gallons of diesel fuel. We're talking about a missile the size of the Chrysler building.” TODAY: Liam and Rocz from Well There's Your Problem join us to cover the Tony Scott / Denzel Washington runaway train joint Unstoppable. Who are these anti-union railroad workers and why do they hate new-hires so much? Will Denzel's mystical connection to trains save the day? Will Chris Pine's wife's cop boyfriend lift the restraining order? Will the guilty rail workers be held responsible? Will this film be held responsible for its numerous rail goofs? Yes. Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month   

Teamsters approve a resolution to unionize Amazon, but is this the *right* way to get a living wage?? Also, facebook conservatives get tricked into complaining about the child tax credit, And actor Eddie Deezen posts about the heartless waitress who shamed him for demanding she wear fake eyelashes while serving him. Music: Mind Eraser - Manhood (originally posted 06/30/2021) We're patreon only for the holiday season due to Alex's busy schedule. Please enjoy this unlocked premium episode. New episodes continue to be released for subscribers at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult - use your phone's browser (not the apple podcast app) to sign up for only $5/month  

It's finally here! the episode we recorded on Sunday before anyone knew who the United Health shooter was or whether he'd be caught. Luckily I correctly predicted he would be a principled maoist third-worldist. TODAY: We talk about the assassination celebrated by Americans across the political spectrum, the stern lecture given to us by the political and pundit class, and flailing attempts to distract from the anti-capitalist, populist politics the shooter seemed to be acting on. PLUS: An acquaintance proves her allyship to Tony, and Alex describes the movie Michael where John Travolta plays a cool angel named Michael Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month   

When patriot Mike rescues feminist Ricki from a post-Trump rally riot, the clash of opposites sets off sparks between them. But the gentleman giant refuses to leave the side of the spunky half-pint until he and his pickup truck deliver her home, safe and sound. Ricki attends the rally to scoop the racism of the Trump crowd in a blog post. But she's forced to spin a false narrative when her mistaken assumptions fail to materialize. When Ricki's lies get Mike doxed, and his construction worksite becomes the target of antifascist thugs, his righteous anger forces her to reckon with the truth. Ricki wants to fix the damage and regain Mike's trust. But that means facing the wrath of the liberal mobs. Will Ricki find the courage to leave the left for a lifetime of old-fashioned true love? Hear Part 2 in your podcast app right now by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult in your phone or computer browser. Get access to hundreds of bonus episodes for only $5/month and new episodes during the holiday season. Music: Daughn Gibson - Pisgee Nest

TODAY: Ani's in the cohost Chair and Brett Payne of Street Fight Radio, Relatively Unknown, and our friendship returns to the show to talk about neo-Nazis being pummeled by Columbus OH residents at their last attempted march. Are all racists feds? Or maybe gay, anti-Trump Republicans? Russians? And is there any difference between Nazis and anti-genocide activists anyway? PLUS: A San Fransisco slimeball pimp-turned-anti-homeless-activist-turned-alleged-pimp-again, Raw Ricci, is arrested. We look at his awful viral rise to fame and the sensible centrist politicians who aided him. We also learn about fans of Ricci's poverty porn harassment-style content and learn their not very surprising opinions about him being arrested for pimping and assaulting a minor. Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month  

In honor of Dennis Prager's ongoing health crisis, we're unlocking this 2020 episode on his and Adam Corolla's generational epic: "No Safe Spaces" FOR THE REST OF THE HOLIDAY SEASON DUE TO OUR SCHEDULE, MDC IS PATREON ONLY. SUPPORT THE SHOW AT http://PATREON.COM/MINIONDEATHCULT FOR ACCESS TO HUNDREDS OF BONUS EPISODES AND A NEW EPISODE EVERY WEEK. As an end-of-year treat we cover No Safe Spaces, the Crisis on College Campuses documentary hosted by Dennis Prager and Adam Corolla with the seeming goal of convincing us how much people dislike them Music: Beige Eagle Boys - Nothing's Ever Good Enough