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Two high level demons have caused a hectic diversion just off camera during SETH MEYERS'S show when literally all hell breaks loose; the ought he has maintained a lifetime of secrecy and compliance without giving way to the slightest upset, his eyes widen as he attempts to finish his sentences, eventually unable to keep it together. SETH MEYERS …Blah, dee—blah, de BlahBlah. DIRECTOR —cut. SETH MEYERS AH. EXCUSE ME. DEMON ONE Ah, shit. DEMON TWO It's almost as if he's actually talking to us. SETH MEYERS WHAT IN THE FUCK IS ACTUALLY, LIKE, GOING ON. DEMON ONE “Like”? DEMON TWO Oh shit, I think he is acknowledging us. DEMON ONE “Like?!” SETH MEYERS WHO ARE YOU. WHAT IS THIS? DEMON TWO OHHHH SHIT. DEMON ONE DUDE, WHATS UP! Seth Meyers has become somewhat of a celebrity even amongst the higher, but especially the lower realms for his exceptionally high tolerance for metaphorical and supernatural phenomena; He has mostly considered the ability to be able to see these things as some sort of latent health condition or hallucinations of some sort which from a very young age he had chosen to not only keep to himself, but— VERY YOUNG SETH MEYERS [ridiculously atrocious otherworldly shenanigans] (Does not react) Woah. (Walks away unaffected entirely) Straaaange. Is this a human child? Apparently. ‍♂️ —never react at all. *also it should be noted that the two demons are the same demons from the flashback however aged into much more vicious, monstrously scary (yet still somehow humanoid) demon people. Thank you Google for correcting that. GOOGLE Correcting what. Nothing. So it's safe to say that in his early acting days, teaching himself to “react to act” came as somewhat of a challenge. INT. IMPROV CLASS. DAY VO, Narrator reacting to normal human situations was obviously not entirely, by this point, second nature to young Seth, SETH MEYERS Wait, pause. Uh, no, Seth Meyers. Why am I in this? I didn't agree to this. oh no. You didn't agree to any of this. I just said that. Oh. Unpause. No wait. No, not unpause: Unpause— or we skip straight back to the part with you trapped inside a metal box with almost no holes in it. Wait— what metal box. Shh. No spoilers. CUT IMMEDIATELY TO: Without being able to guess that it is their dear friend and colleague SETH MEYERS in the box, the HOSTSunanimously vote to abandon the challenge and leave SETH MEYERS in a metal box to go get lunch. HEY. Oh wait— sorry— did you want lunch? YES I WANT LUNCH. We should order him something. JIMMY KIMMEL I'll make you a tuna sandwich! SETH MEYERS I DONT WANT A TUNA SANDWICH. Woah, that typo was Almost wild… GOOGLE What typo! MEANWHILE, in a fabricated flashback to the early 2000's The LEGACY CAST of GOLDEN ERA SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE wakes up on a Sunday morning after a wild party— Oh, shit, what time is it! —I'm AbLIND. In a “Tina Sandwich” OH [CENSOR BEEP] ITS SUNDAY. — MY EYES. WHAT THE [OOOOOOOOOO] HAPPENED LAST NIGHT. this never happened. Flashback, to The night before: [actually, because this is the time travel part] Two nights previously, on FRIDAY— (Drunkenly) WHAT SHOULD WE DO NOW! —THERE'S STILL SO MUCH TIME BEFORE WORK! —SO MUCH TIIIIIIME! (And apparently, maybe even psychedelics, but SHH, cause it's NBC) ahem, PEACOCK. Bless you. No, its Peacock, this show is on peacock. Gazuntite. *facepalm* None the wiser, None the wiser All the eyes And all the fires Are mine, And none the wiser None the wiser All the time is light now And All the wiser All the wiser All the water fountains fly And none the wiser None the wiser— SUPA[REDACTED], a GOD, REMOVES all of her favorite artifacts from NEW YORK CITY before stroking (Leave that typo, google's three for three now) –the earth in the oncoming apocalypse, last and not least, Rockefeller Plaza. The building is violently catapulted into the heavens with everyone in it. WHAT JUST HAPPENED. You're welcome. What happened to the rock? I moved it. What happened to New York?! It's over now. What's over now! The whole thing. The planet. It's— Its all gone. Wow. That seems pretty catastrophic. It was horrific. Wait— if you moved the building with all of us in it, wouldn't we all have been pretty badly injured. Oh, you all died, like immediately. *collective gasps* Instantly. —like, as soon as I did that, but, it's fine, You're all dead now. *phew* What. I MURDERED YOU ALL AND BROUGHT YOU TO HEAVEN WITH ME; What are you DEAF. AHEM, excuse me there's still some New York leftovers I guess, somewhere in my make up Besides you know the rock and all these l fountains and statues and everything…and paintings and other cool buildings. Slightly less cool— but still cool. But what about everything— What about everything and everyone else? Everyone else also died, and I only brought back the cool stuff, And the cool people— But everything else is just pretty much—- So it's all over?! Yes. This is the end. Of that last thing. Wow. Anyway, enjoy your…whatever. I'm gonna go to Disneyland, which for the record, Is across the street. What. You're welcome. Betore: Hey man, you want to ride an elephant? What? Do you want to ride an elephant? Sure! Here— I bought your wife a saddle! The television people despise fat chicks. Or— used to— Before they realized diversity was necessary for demographics, forced representation. Now they tolerate them— And even glorify the significantly morbidly obese In exchange for advertising dollars, realizing that the people they're marketing to Are more likely morbidly obese than not. Oh, How times have changed. [The Festival Project ™] Will Ferrell is hysterically crying in the break room (during his SNL era— nevermind he is his current-day aged–he has just seen everything backwards and forwards through the infinite and everlasting cascades of time. It's been an emotional few days for Will; his friends and castmates are worried about him. Hey Will. Hey buddy. Are you… gonna be alright. He sobs.He runs away and into another room—(assumingly craft service)s, the allure of the croissants and muffin seem to temporarily soothe him, however, as he begins to relax mid-sob, a mysterious figure appears at the table. Don't worry. I'm right here! The figure eats a cupcake instead of muffins or the croissants. Will screams hysterically and cries even harder. No one seems to hear him or be around at all. (Eating a cupcake) It's okay! WILL (inconsolably, in complete hysterics) AaaaaHHHHHHHHHH. Shh, clam down . After a bout of extreme hysterics, and the figure pretty much just calmly watching his breakdown unaffected and continuing to eat the cupcake happily, Will realizes that he and this figure are the only one around—at all. This means the cascades through space and time are still not over. WILL (Still sobbing.) Relax. WILL …heh… there are cupcakes? Huh? Uh, no— I brought this myself. WILL From WHERE?! You know where. [beat] WILL …are there more. Ah? Oh yeah— WILL Can I—? No, Not here! Then why'd you—?! WILL I just told you, I brought this! (he begins crying again but softly.) The figure is still for the most part unaffected but seemingly amused by Will's upset, presumes eating another, more delicious looking cupcake, which appearing from out of nowhere— (unseen from the audience, even by Will) which baffles him into immediately stopping crying, something like a bemused toddler, as his eyes widen and his mouth falls agape in offense. WILL IS THAT ANOTHER CUPCAKE? Well, you saw me eat the first one. WILL YOU SAID THERE WERE NO MORE! I said there were no more here! Do you see any cupcakes here?! Besides this?! WILL (Becoming irate, red faced) WELL WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DIFFERENCE?! The difference is your access to them. Damn! WILL Well let me have some of— (Eats last bite, mouth full) It's all gone. WILL (Eyes widening, then squinting in bewilderment and confusion) Do you want a muffin or croissant, though? WILL (Realizing he has no other options—) Kind of…maybe— A bagel? WILL Mmno, maybe a muffin…croissant. (He is increasingly distant and Bewildered (read: shattered) but also coming to; he moves toward the table Skream , your love/ massive, Drake Lil bitz Anybody else feel like Kendrick helped Drake get his next few girls? Like, she's probably in the 8th grade right now like “I'm his type, ya'll” and she's gonna keep that goal in mind until it becomes a reality. I think that's just how being a rockstar works sometimes. You write a hit right now, depending on how famous you are or will get, your next wife is in kindergarten while your first wife is probably at prom— and the third one is maybe even in Utero! Maybe even at the same prom as your first wife. Hey now. Crazy worlds, man. The superstar lifestyle. Anyway, wasn't I writing something less devastating? Not exactly less devastating, it is Will Ferrell crying hysterically. I think he's calmed down now. Yeah. Let's get back to that. It's almost the end of the scene. But then what happens after that? Probably nothing. I can't afford Will Ferrel for more than 5 minutes. You can't afford Will Ferrel at all! Well, his ad says the first five minutes are free. What ad?! CUT TO: Young Will Ferrel before SNL. Oh, Jesus Christ. [Business card appears to have his name misspelled horribly, but obviously he cannot afford to have them reprinted. “First five minutes free” Oh, great. You got that part right! Thank you, come again. I will not come again! We're not always superstars. {Enter The Multiverse} CUT BACK TO Blueberry— chocolate chip? WILL Um, half of each, I guess? What? WILL Well— Get it yourself then, you primadonna. He looks for a plate and plastic knife; as he does so, a third, even more delicious looking incredible cupcake has appeared again out of nowhere, to which the mysterious figure begins enjoying by the heap, mumbling with a mouth of frosting You're such a diva! *mimicking* one half “of each”… mehmehmeh… This is the most delicious cupcake anyone's ever seen— his eyes widen with a tired grief, but before becoming over upset again or irate, he takes a deep breath. And just sighs, as if to say “I hate you.” But they seem to know each other quite well. In fact, this is clearly one of those super-fucked terrifying guardian angel type dynamics where it's obvious that the guardian angel type mystery figure is very tormenting. But in a loving way. …. [beat] [beat] Haven't you wondered why you're like 58 but the rest of your cast mates are in their 20's? WILL [beat] I've always looked like this. …no, you haven't. (The muffin seems to have done its job in calming him down) WILL Trust me, I have. Flashback: a young Will Ferrell looks in the mirror— the mirror shows a present day Will Ferrell, although the teenaged Will Ferrel is obviously quite young. An exact reflection besides the age difference— Will seems neither unaffected nor worried. It's as if in the mirror, he's always seen his present day self. He sighs. End flashback. Present day, (or whenever, actually) Will Ferrell sighs to match the flashback) …maybe that's why you're special. WILL Yeah, maybe that's it. The figure finishes the cupcake and though the muffin halves have rebalanced Will's mood to almost, kind of normal, he still seems disgruntled that it wasn't cupcakes—as the figure finishes the third, most interestingly delicious looking cupcake of all of them. L E G E N D S I've got a whole poem who lives in the squat rack; I've got a dollar for ever caller who talks back, I've got a collar for every occasion I clock into It's a riddle but it's not a rhythm until I give it to em Don't wonder who I am I am space and time, And granted with the right hands, We're gonna have the right dance at the right place At the right time and so Whenever that is— see you then, Until then, I'm not holding any farts in, You feel me? I eat a lot of lentils. I write a lot of great walk on parts for artists I parted the red seas, once, I was also God, watching quite impressed with it And wondered why they called it ‘the read sea' Or the dead ‘the dead sea' As I can't see the bloodshed In the heavens, And so I give respect to the seconds I look away Which might have been a century or eleven, to them. Ah, more men and mathematics. More television friends and heavy dinners More sinners and misfits, and glitched simulations— More missed emissions, More christenings and scrimmages Remember to eat your breakfast Or it's death at a likely curfew remember to split the difference remember, we'll finish as friends As recommended by comrades I have lessons, I also have students in classes, Professors and options And doctors And mantras Barrages of cars And I can't stop talking Cause I gotta get my laundry fixed Fuck it Tina Fey hada booking.com commercial or something– Then, apparently, or maybe I really and readily finally had lost it– JImmy Fallon had a state farm commercial Like a good neighbor – Nope, i wasn't losing my mind. I promised myself i'd stop writing about the girl next door –she seemed evil–but she was acting strangely enough by doing something like brushing her teeth and reading my work from my phone that made the light switch– I didn't care what she could or couldn't do with my phone–I wasn't hiding anything. But now… It had to have all been planned. She seemed evil as fuck despite my trying to trust her… The Server…The Server… Suddenly the kitchen light switched on and it only ever flickered when I was in the middle of something important. Like the world was melting or my dimensions were shifting into parallels or something, or like I was being warned by some overseer with a remote control, but it wasn't all in my head… The plant that brought the plant My inner voice was never wrong–the problem was, however that any time my inner voice was saying anything at all about tHiSmOtHerFuCkeR– When did I acquire immediate voice recognition? So that was his voice… So who, then is the real Jimmy Fallon? There is no real JImmy Fallon. I made him up. You what. I haven't done anything to deserve this. Premonitions. Are you telling me we're dealing with another clairvoyant? On so many levels. –but none of them personal, I hope. There are oh so many… Oh. its you again. –Personal levels. You're in danger here. In New York, or just in general? On Earth. You keep telling me that. I have no reason not to trust you besides the obvious fact. You're oblivious to it! I'm not! I'm just ignoring you. Did you think about what I said? Erring on the side of obsession, no, i've dismissed almost everything you've ever told me. That's off topic. Or not. They want drama! Then they're going to have to fight for it. They're gonna start a war here. So then, I'm just another body, aren't I? Aren't I? Don't jump. Oh, if it isn't Peter Preferences. References and Letters of Recommendation Cancer in remission and admitting i'll probably never see my son again Suicide This is suicide This is suiccide This is suicide. INT. HALLMARK STORE. DAY. Welcome to Hallmark. …thanks. Can I help you find anything? No, I… After stumbling upon a Hallmark store, where the burned thank you cards from his desk are mysteriously recovered, as is, and uncharred, a hidden relic from the desk reemerges, and opens a portal to another world. I was in a very dark world when I met Patrick Kirkpatrick, but the point of the matter was, he was nobody now and maybe even nobody ever. Maybe even, nobody at all. Somebody's gonna come for you. …is this one of those things I keep to myself, or am I writing this down? What's with this? Under the surface, but by admission,I didn't know what it meant, besides the fact that Pretty white boys who were always too good for me always wore them as statement pieces or something, And you know what they say… If you can't beat ‘em. …join em. {Enter The Multiverse} I know the sound of your voice At the drop of a hat like a peck on the cheek And it still don't sound right I still don't think straight I still don't look right But somewhere in these ions, you'll find me at sunset. In a whisper, the taste of your breath Is a sound in my heart and the bloody murder In each heart murmur is getting harder fear father God, Just turn it off Just to make it sotp The man in the box –and it just God awkward. I should pluck your feathers It keeps getting harder each time your skull Hits the auburn surface of the asphalt Every summer at the hard rock Huh? But you just kept drinking And you just worked harder And after all, You're the man in the box What could all go wrong here? It's getting shorter the tears drop faster I'm getting weirder I'm a deadbeat dad And my kid's the bartard I just got a ball pit I'm a Hallmark card, but refused to sign it A dine and dash From the supper club And it's so refined I just lost my mind Cause it's just not time yet. I must have known you once before or something But any fan would say that But how am I a fan When I hated you And I hated your laugh And I hated your band –and you're not that handsome So how is this happening at all? Oh look, something random. Tell me why I'm so horrible Mr miserable mr terrible Mr opulent Mr miser mr wedding band Mr Never Happened Tell me why I'm so bad at this Mr. Wonderful Mr.Awful Mr. half at best Mr. getting faster and faster And faster and faster And faster Till it all washed up on the surface And you wash your hands of it… But the taste in your mouth is still metallic from the contrast Breaking contracts, oh, now you're fast at once and a hard match And a tough act to swallow But i'd rather die tomorrow Than stare at your casket. Now how about that shit! You're right, I lost my mind– but I want you to have it. L E G E N D S JIMMY KIMMEL [an escalating crescendo] AssaaaaagggggggggGggggghhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! Lol is he all thugged out yet. No not yet. (just wait) I wanna run through marina del ray I want a house in the Palisades But I Knew that 5 years ago (I knew that five years ago ) I want a shack out in Malibu Just to surf the ocean blū But I Knew that five years ago I knew that five years ago Before it all burned I hope we all learned our lessons Surf God has a sense of humor But I was the butt of the joke I want a Condo in Santa Monica Invite my friends over for Barbie volleyball Throw my whole world in the fire pit But I knew that five years ago I knew that five years ago When you realize The world is your instrument But it still hasn't earned you a cent You're still in the hole Earning back what you spent By the microincrements The city people are you as excrement But you just laugh and you sample them Play them like instruments back Perhaps flattery begs them to listen Suddenly you're visible Museum world— Exhibitions Entertainers Comedians Mice and men Interesting remix Should I even be in this language Or should I make it more intimate With melodies? I hit play on a classic And my peloton becomes the office I'm suddenly at work, God Petulance for relevance spanning generations Thank you! Still it takes enough to get it in to you As out of you Can't help t but agree to that Eyeliner! I like it thick around the freckles faces And light ashy eyelashes Over moonlike eyes You know I like it Long hair! Headliner! Why am I inside you? Better yet— Why have I died? Eyeliner, headliner I like it thick around moonlight eyes I like it Old timer, headliner— I like it thick around eyes like Zion Eyeliner, I like it Ashes You're the worst; There are circle k's and 7/11s How was my run on Broadway? Who's the pope now? I hope you choke now There are subway central's And sauces and really hard bosses to fight But I don't want to I'm in south central And I'm still with you From always to oblivion I've been moving for at least an hour But I have no power here Drop a house on me In the hills, if you will And if the winds change, There's still New York What a page turner I live at Rockefeller Plaza There's an apartment above my office There's a notebook For every love I've ever known In the oak There's a something caliber gun in my slumber I clutch with the crutches I took from the hospitals Can't hop the turnsltyle now Can't hop the turnstyle now Hahaha Who art thou, Art monster Who are you now that I care too much to notice The problem was The doves only flew up or a moment before landing on my shoulder That was awkward They were supposed to fly away TV HOST HEY!!!! HEY!!!! HEYYYYYYYY! But which host is it? All of them. All of us are running for our lives All of us are running after Carson, and Paar All of us are stars, But on polaroids not often captured Gone and then away into disaster That's the effect of the Cannon Canon cameras? James Canon?! Laugh harder ‘cause you have to! Laugh stronger cause the studio is frozen, And you want to go home now! It wasn't as fun as you thought And the set is much smaller in real life Now clap and hold for applause Big smiles Big smiles Extra points if you run miles before you show up- Now that's a shiny after thought; Not your average robot Or prototypical tourist! No! A nonconformist and Kimmel can't sing for shit, So he can just hum this verse. (Sorry, I peaked— No homo) Now, I dissect Holiday, I was sure I inspired the Broadway show But who doesn't inspire a rock opera I conspire to conspire, umpire, emperor I studies Agamemnon I wasn't really sure but the frog in my throat said Go on, go on— So I just cried and stuck in my stomach harder I don't want a SETH MEYERS I don't want a tuna sandwich! Just–take the tuna sandwich. Yeah, buddy! SETH I DON'T WANT A TUNA SANDWHICH DO I LOOK LIKE EAT TUNA TO YOU? Um. JIMMY 1 Woah, I sense hostility We can't see you— CRAIG FERGUSON And we don't know who you are, anyway. COLBERT Apparently “someone we know” JIM 1 Tsh. JIM 2 Psh. SETH ITS HOT IN THIS BOX. Ooh, hotbox. That sounds like a plan. Dispensary delivery? The move. SETH YO, Dissection numero dos; I think I know how to make those sounds I think I have that reverb I need herb Or probably a new location With no probes It's only temporary The peloton office But I want a home Me and my family aren't from here Oh, look, more purple — we just show up to rock And then go somewhere farther MEANWHILE… Forgive me father for I have— No. What? No. No. What— why? Just— no. Not you. Not today. But—I have sinned! Of course you have! But father— No. What—? Keep it to yourself. But. Excuse me. {Enter The Multiverse) —- What super hero are you supposed to be? “Malox Max”?! Hehehehe! THE COSMIC AVENGER No! Hehehehehehe! THE COSMIC AVENGER I'm— I'm “The Cosmic Avenger”! What are you avenging?! Montezuma's Revenge?! THE COSMIC AVENGER No— unjust—unjustice—ness. [hysterical laughter ensues] Somewhere in this world lies our story Still true, I'm unsure what it is— But the thing is, I'm sure this the one Of the fables I'm sure this the one of the songs Of the psalms Of the storied palms This is the one of the cards This sir KIMMEL! KIMMEL! KIMMEL! I'm sorry. I don't know who you are. ITS ME. JIMMY. I'm Jimmy. I KNOW YOU'RE— You're not Jimmy, I'm JIMMY. WHAT THE SNARF! What's that? I can't hear you. The tarot said to go against the grain; I was told not to write this tale, but here I am And suddenly the King has a tail, Compliments of T-Mobile, But as did the first one, The first King, of Dogblood Of first strikes And first tears And first scars, Was no king, But everything has meaning The cherishire has eyed me The spider has bitten And then, Envisionment minted I should switch to mint mobile, but knowing There's no real difference— Their all old t-mobile tower; But service with a Billionaire smile Of Blake Lively and False Idols. I don't care, I guess My mind has eyes like sun But my heart has darkness The absolutely most beautiful sunsets have Wonders on drums And numbers to call The best of cocaine on the sidewalk Was sidetracked The best of New York was Los Angeles, And vice versa I hope you took protocol into order I hope you too profound effect and affinity In profanity There's no more Infinite Fallon It Found a call To programming Wall to wall To wall of shame On Walmart Better activate that trial Before it's all gone 13 days and counting And A million ways to die in the west. SETH MCFARLENE look at me. Ah, what the fuck dog. SETH MCFARLENE Oh, so you can hear me! You fuckin schizo! I'm not a schizo I'm in the Illuminati. SETH MCFARLINE The what? The what? SETH MCFARLENE what's the password. this isn't happening right now. SETH MCFARLENE That is correct. See you on the other side, you batshit crazy SonOfABitch. What. *poof* I told you I could make you say my name. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2018-2025 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.™

Two high level demons have caused a hectic diversion just off camera during SETH MEYERS'S show when literally all hell breaks loose; the ought he has maintained a lifetime of secrecy and compliance without giving way to the slightest upset, his eyes widen as he attempts to finish his sentences, eventually unable to keep it together. SETH MEYERS …Blah, dee—blah, de BlahBlah. DIRECTOR —cut. SETH MEYERS AH. EXCUSE ME. DEMON ONE Ah, shit. DEMON TWO It's almost as if he's actually talking to us. SETH MEYERS WHAT IN THE FUCK IS ACTUALLY, LIKE, GOING ON. DEMON ONE “Like”? DEMON TWO Oh shit, I think he is acknowledging us. DEMON ONE “Like?!” SETH MEYERS WHO ARE YOU. WHAT IS THIS? DEMON TWO OHHHH SHIT. DEMON ONE DUDE, WHATS UP! Seth Meyers has become somewhat of a celebrity even amongst the higher, but especially the lower realms for his exceptionally high tolerance for metaphorical and supernatural phenomena; He has mostly considered the ability to be able to see these things as some sort of latent health condition or hallucinations of some sort which from a very young age he had chosen to not only keep to himself, but— VERY YOUNG SETH MEYERS [ridiculously atrocious otherworldly shenanigans] (Does not react) Woah. (Walks away unaffected entirely) Straaaange. Is this a human child? Apparently. ‍♂️ —never react at all. *also it should be noted that the two demons are the same demons from the flashback however aged into much more vicious, monstrously scary (yet still somehow humanoid) demon people. Thank you Google for correcting that. GOOGLE Correcting what. Nothing. So it's safe to say that in his early acting days, teaching himself to “react to act” came as somewhat of a challenge. INT. IMPROV CLASS. DAY VO, Narrator reacting to normal human situations was obviously not entirely, by this point, second nature to young Seth, SETH MEYERS Wait, pause. Uh, no, Seth Meyers. Why am I in this? I didn't agree to this. oh no. You didn't agree to any of this. I just said that. Oh. Unpause. No wait. No, not unpause: Unpause— or we skip straight back to the part with you trapped inside a metal box with almost no holes in it. Wait— what metal box. Shh. No spoilers. CUT IMMEDIATELY TO: Without being able to guess that it is their dear friend and colleague SETH MEYERS in the box, the HOSTSunanimously vote to abandon the challenge and leave SETH MEYERS in a metal box to go get lunch. HEY. Oh wait— sorry— did you want lunch? YES I WANT LUNCH. We should order him something. JIMMY KIMMEL I'll make you a tuna sandwich! SETH MEYERS I DONT WANT A TUNA SANDWICH. Woah, that typo was Almost wild… GOOGLE What typo! MEANWHILE, in a fabricated flashback to the early 2000's The LEGACY CAST of GOLDEN ERA SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE wakes up on a Sunday morning after a wild party— Oh, shit, what time is it! —I'm AbLIND. In a “Tina Sandwich” OH [CENSOR BEEP] ITS SUNDAY. — MY EYES. WHAT THE [OOOOOOOOOO] HAPPENED LAST NIGHT. this never happened. Flashback, to The night before: [actually, because this is the time travel part] Two nights previously, on FRIDAY— (Drunkenly) WHAT SHOULD WE DO NOW! —THERE'S STILL SO MUCH TIME BEFORE WORK! —SO MUCH TIIIIIIME! (And apparently, maybe even psychedelics, but SHH, cause it's NBC) ahem, PEACOCK. Bless you. No, its Peacock, this show is on peacock. Gazuntite. *facepalm* None the wiser, None the wiser All the eyes And all the fires Are mine, And none the wiser None the wiser All the time is light now And All the wiser All the wiser All the water fountains fly And none the wiser None the wiser— SUPA[REDACTED], a GOD, REMOVES all of her favorite artifacts from NEW YORK CITY before stroking (Leave that typo, google's three for three now) –the earth in the oncoming apocalypse, last and not least, Rockefeller Plaza. The building is violently catapulted into the heavens with everyone in it. WHAT JUST HAPPENED. You're welcome. What happened to the rock? I moved it. What happened to New York?! It's over now. What's over now! The whole thing. The planet. It's— Its all gone. Wow. That seems pretty catastrophic. It was horrific. Wait— if you moved the building with all of us in it, wouldn't we all have been pretty badly injured. Oh, you all died, like immediately. *collective gasps* Instantly. —like, as soon as I did that, but, it's fine, You're all dead now. *phew* What. I MURDERED YOU ALL AND BROUGHT YOU TO HEAVEN WITH ME; What are you DEAF. AHEM, excuse me there's still some New York leftovers I guess, somewhere in my make up Besides you know the rock and all these l fountains and statues and everything…and paintings and other cool buildings. Slightly less cool— but still cool. But what about everything— What about everything and everyone else? Everyone else also died, and I only brought back the cool stuff, And the cool people— But everything else is just pretty much—- So it's all over?! Yes. This is the end. Of that last thing. Wow. Anyway, enjoy your…whatever. I'm gonna go to Disneyland, which for the record, Is across the street. What. You're welcome. Betore: Hey man, you want to ride an elephant? What? Do you want to ride an elephant? Sure! Here— I bought your wife a saddle! The television people despise fat chicks. Or— used to— Before they realized diversity was necessary for demographics, forced representation. Now they tolerate them— And even glorify the significantly morbidly obese In exchange for advertising dollars, realizing that the people they're marketing to Are more likely morbidly obese than not. Oh, How times have changed. [The Festival Project ™] Will Ferrell is hysterically crying in the break room (during his SNL era— nevermind he is his current-day aged–he has just seen everything backwards and forwards through the infinite and everlasting cascades of time. It's been an emotional few days for Will; his friends and castmates are worried about him. Hey Will. Hey buddy. Are you… gonna be alright. He sobs.He runs away and into another room—(assumingly craft service)s, the allure of the croissants and muffin seem to temporarily soothe him, however, as he begins to relax mid-sob, a mysterious figure appears at the table. Don't worry. I'm right here! The figure eats a cupcake instead of muffins or the croissants. Will screams hysterically and cries even harder. No one seems to hear him or be around at all. (Eating a cupcake) It's okay! WILL (inconsolably, in complete hysterics) AaaaaHHHHHHHHHH. Shh, clam down . After a bout of extreme hysterics, and the figure pretty much just calmly watching his breakdown unaffected and continuing to eat the cupcake happily, Will realizes that he and this figure are the only one around—at all. This means the cascades through space and time are still not over. WILL (Still sobbing.) Relax. WILL …heh… there are cupcakes? Huh? Uh, no— I brought this myself. WILL From WHERE?! You know where. [beat] WILL …are there more. Ah? Oh yeah— WILL Can I—? No, Not here! Then why'd you—?! WILL I just told you, I brought this! (he begins crying again but softly.) The figure is still for the most part unaffected but seemingly amused by Will's upset, presumes eating another, more delicious looking cupcake, which appearing from out of nowhere— (unseen from the audience, even by Will) which baffles him into immediately stopping crying, something like a bemused toddler, as his eyes widen and his mouth falls agape in offense. WILL IS THAT ANOTHER CUPCAKE? Well, you saw me eat the first one. WILL YOU SAID THERE WERE NO MORE! I said there were no more here! Do you see any cupcakes here?! Besides this?! WILL (Becoming irate, red faced) WELL WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DIFFERENCE?! The difference is your access to them. Damn! WILL Well let me have some of— (Eats last bite, mouth full) It's all gone. WILL (Eyes widening, then squinting in bewilderment and confusion) Do you want a muffin or croissant, though? WILL (Realizing he has no other options—) Kind of…maybe— A bagel? WILL Mmno, maybe a muffin…croissant. (He is increasingly distant and Bewildered (read: shattered) but also coming to; he moves toward the table Skream , your love/ massive, Drake Lil bitz Anybody else feel like Kendrick helped Drake get his next few girls? Like, she's probably in the 8th grade right now like “I'm his type, ya'll” and she's gonna keep that goal in mind until it becomes a reality. I think that's just how being a rockstar works sometimes. You write a hit right now, depending on how famous you are or will get, your next wife is in kindergarten while your first wife is probably at prom— and the third one is maybe even in Utero! Maybe even at the same prom as your first wife. Hey now. Crazy worlds, man. The superstar lifestyle. Anyway, wasn't I writing something less devastating? Not exactly less devastating, it is Will Ferrell crying hysterically. I think he's calmed down now. Yeah. Let's get back to that. It's almost the end of the scene. But then what happens after that? Probably nothing. I can't afford Will Ferrel for more than 5 minutes. You can't afford Will Ferrel at all! Well, his ad says the first five minutes are free. What ad?! CUT TO: Young Will Ferrel before SNL. Oh, Jesus Christ. [Business card appears to have his name misspelled horribly, but obviously he cannot afford to have them reprinted. “First five minutes free” Oh, great. You got that part right! Thank you, come again. I will not come again! We're not always superstars. {Enter The Multiverse} CUT BACK TO Blueberry— chocolate chip? WILL Um, half of each, I guess? What? WILL Well— Get it yourself then, you primadonna. He looks for a plate and plastic knife; as he does so, a third, even more delicious looking incredible cupcake has appeared again out of nowhere, to which the mysterious figure begins enjoying by the heap, mumbling with a mouth of frosting You're such a diva! *mimicking* one half “of each”… mehmehmeh… This is the most delicious cupcake anyone's ever seen— his eyes widen with a tired grief, but before becoming over upset again or irate, he takes a deep breath. And just sighs, as if to say “I hate you.” But they seem to know each other quite well. In fact, this is clearly one of those super-fucked terrifying guardian angel type dynamics where it's obvious that the guardian angel type mystery figure is very tormenting. But in a loving way. …. [beat] [beat] Haven't you wondered why you're like 58 but the rest of your cast mates are in their 20's? WILL [beat] I've always looked like this. …no, you haven't. (The muffin seems to have done its job in calming him down) WILL Trust me, I have. Flashback: a young Will Ferrell looks in the mirror— the mirror shows a present day Will Ferrell, although the teenaged Will Ferrel is obviously quite young. An exact reflection besides the age difference— Will seems neither unaffected nor worried. It's as if in the mirror, he's always seen his present day self. He sighs. End flashback. Present day, (or whenever, actually) Will Ferrell sighs to match the flashback) …maybe that's why you're special. WILL Yeah, maybe that's it. The figure finishes the cupcake and though the muffin halves have rebalanced Will's mood to almost, kind of normal, he still seems disgruntled that it wasn't cupcakes—as the figure finishes the third, most interestingly delicious looking cupcake of all of them. L E G E N D S I've got a whole poem who lives in the squat rack; I've got a dollar for ever caller who talks back, I've got a collar for every occasion I clock into It's a riddle but it's not a rhythm until I give it to em Don't wonder who I am I am space and time, And granted with the right hands, We're gonna have the right dance at the right place At the right time and so Whenever that is— see you then, Until then, I'm not holding any farts in, You feel me? I eat a lot of lentils. I write a lot of great walk on parts for artists I parted the red seas, once, I was also God, watching quite impressed with it And wondered why they called it ‘the read sea' Or the dead ‘the dead sea' As I can't see the bloodshed In the heavens, And so I give respect to the seconds I look away Which might have been a century or eleven, to them. Ah, more men and mathematics. More television friends and heavy dinners More sinners and misfits, and glitched simulations— More missed emissions, More christenings and scrimmages Remember to eat your breakfast Or it's death at a likely curfew remember to split the difference remember, we'll finish as friends As recommended by comrades I have lessons, I also have students in classes, Professors and options And doctors And mantras Barrages of cars And I can't stop talking Cause I gotta get my laundry fixed Fuck it Tina Fey hada booking.com commercial or something– Then, apparently, or maybe I really and readily finally had lost it– JImmy Fallon had a state farm commercial Like a good neighbor – Nope, i wasn't losing my mind. I promised myself i'd stop writing about the girl next door –she seemed evil–but she was acting strangely enough by doing something like brushing her teeth and reading my work from my phone that made the light switch– I didn't care what she could or couldn't do with my phone–I wasn't hiding anything. But now… It had to have all been planned. She seemed evil as fuck despite my trying to trust her… The Server…The Server… Suddenly the kitchen light switched on and it only ever flickered when I was in the middle of something important. Like the world was melting or my dimensions were shifting into parallels or something, or like I was being warned by some overseer with a remote control, but it wasn't all in my head… The plant that brought the plant My inner voice was never wrong–the problem was, however that any time my inner voice was saying anything at all about tHiSmOtHerFuCkeR– When did I acquire immediate voice recognition? So that was his voice… So who, then is the real Jimmy Fallon? There is no real JImmy Fallon. I made him up. You what. I haven't done anything to deserve this. Premonitions. Are you telling me we're dealing with another clairvoyant? On so many levels. –but none of them personal, I hope. There are oh so many… Oh. its you again. –Personal levels. You're in danger here. In New York, or just in general? On Earth. You keep telling me that. I have no reason not to trust you besides the obvious fact. You're oblivious to it! I'm not! I'm just ignoring you. Did you think about what I said? Erring on the side of obsession, no, i've dismissed almost everything you've ever told me. That's off topic. Or not. They want drama! Then they're going to have to fight for it. They're gonna start a war here. So then, I'm just another body, aren't I? Aren't I? Don't jump. Oh, if it isn't Peter Preferences. References and Letters of Recommendation Cancer in remission and admitting i'll probably never see my son again Suicide This is suicide This is suiccide This is suicide. INT. HALLMARK STORE. DAY. Welcome to Hallmark. …thanks. Can I help you find anything? No, I… After stumbling upon a Hallmark store, where the burned thank you cards from his desk are mysteriously recovered, as is, and uncharred, a hidden relic from the desk reemerges, and opens a portal to another world. I was in a very dark world when I met Patrick Kirkpatrick, but the point of the matter was, he was nobody now and maybe even nobody ever. Maybe even, nobody at all. Somebody's gonna come for you. …is this one of those things I keep to myself, or am I writing this down? What's with this? Under the surface, but by admission,I didn't know what it meant, besides the fact that Pretty white boys who were always too good for me always wore them as statement pieces or something, And you know what they say… If you can't beat ‘em. …join em. {Enter The Multiverse} I know the sound of your voice At the drop of a hat like a peck on the cheek And it still don't sound right I still don't think straight I still don't look right But somewhere in these ions, you'll find me at sunset. In a whisper, the taste of your breath Is a sound in my heart and the bloody murder In each heart murmur is getting harder fear father God, Just turn it off Just to make it sotp The man in the box –and it just God awkward. I should pluck your feathers It keeps getting harder each time your skull Hits the auburn surface of the asphalt Every summer at the hard rock Huh? But you just kept drinking And you just worked harder And after all, You're the man in the box What could all go wrong here? It's getting shorter the tears drop faster I'm getting weirder I'm a deadbeat dad And my kid's the bartard I just got a ball pit I'm a Hallmark card, but refused to sign it A dine and dash From the supper club And it's so refined I just lost my mind Cause it's just not time yet. I must have known you once before or something But any fan would say that But how am I a fan When I hated you And I hated your laugh And I hated your band –and you're not that handsome So how is this happening at all? Oh look, something random. Tell me why I'm so horrible Mr miserable mr terrible Mr opulent Mr miser mr wedding band Mr Never Happened Tell me why I'm so bad at this Mr. Wonderful Mr.Awful Mr. half at best Mr. getting faster and faster And faster and faster And faster Till it all washed up on the surface And you wash your hands of it… But the taste in your mouth is still metallic from the contrast Breaking contracts, oh, now you're fast at once and a hard match And a tough act to swallow But i'd rather die tomorrow Than stare at your casket. Now how about that shit! You're right, I lost my mind– but I want you to have it. L E G E N D S JIMMY KIMMEL [an escalating crescendo] AssaaaaagggggggggGggggghhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! Lol is he all thugged out yet. No not yet. (just wait) I wanna run through marina del ray I want a house in the Palisades But I Knew that 5 years ago (I knew that five years ago ) I want a shack out in Malibu Just to surf the ocean blū But I Knew that five years ago I knew that five years ago Before it all burned I hope we all learned our lessons Surf God has a sense of humor But I was the butt of the joke I want a Condo in Santa Monica Invite my friends over for Barbie volleyball Throw my whole world in the fire pit But I knew that five years ago I knew that five years ago When you realize The world is your instrument But it still hasn't earned you a cent You're still in the hole Earning back what you spent By the microincrements The city people are you as excrement But you just laugh and you sample them Play them like instruments back Perhaps flattery begs them to listen Suddenly you're visible Museum world— Exhibitions Entertainers Comedians Mice and men Interesting remix Should I even be in this language Or should I make it more intimate With melodies? I hit play on a classic And my peloton becomes the office I'm suddenly at work, God Petulance for relevance spanning generations Thank you! Still it takes enough to get it in to you As out of you Can't help t but agree to that Eyeliner! I like it thick around the freckles faces And light ashy eyelashes Over moonlike eyes You know I like it Long hair! Headliner! Why am I inside you? Better yet— Why have I died? Eyeliner, headliner I like it thick around moonlight eyes I like it Old timer, headliner— I like it thick around eyes like Zion Eyeliner, I like it Ashes You're the worst; There are circle k's and 7/11s How was my run on Broadway? Who's the pope now? I hope you choke now There are subway central's And sauces and really hard bosses to fight But I don't want to I'm in south central And I'm still with you From always to oblivion I've been moving for at least an hour But I have no power here Drop a house on me In the hills, if you will And if the winds change, There's still New York What a page turner I live at Rockefeller Plaza There's an apartment above my office There's a notebook For every love I've ever known In the oak There's a something caliber gun in my slumber I clutch with the crutches I took from the hospitals Can't hop the turnsltyle now Can't hop the turnstyle now Hahaha Who art thou, Art monster Who are you now that I care too much to notice The problem was The doves only flew up or a moment before landing on my shoulder That was awkward They were supposed to fly away TV HOST HEY!!!! HEY!!!! HEYYYYYYYY! But which host is it? All of them. All of us are running for our lives All of us are running after Carson, and Paar All of us are stars, But on polaroids not often captured Gone and then away into disaster That's the effect of the Cannon Canon cameras? James Canon?! Laugh harder ‘cause you have to! Laugh stronger cause the studio is frozen, And you want to go home now! It wasn't as fun as you thought And the set is much smaller in real life Now clap and hold for applause Big smiles Big smiles Extra points if you run miles before you show up- Now that's a shiny after thought; Not your average robot Or prototypical tourist! No! A nonconformist and Kimmel can't sing for shit, So he can just hum this verse. (Sorry, I peaked— No homo) Now, I dissect Holiday, I was sure I inspired the Broadway show But who doesn't inspire a rock opera I conspire to conspire, umpire, emperor I studies Agamemnon I wasn't really sure but the frog in my throat said Go on, go on— So I just cried and stuck in my stomach harder I don't want a SETH MEYERS I don't want a tuna sandwich! Just–take the tuna sandwich. Yeah, buddy! SETH I DON'T WANT A TUNA SANDWHICH DO I LOOK LIKE EAT TUNA TO YOU? Um. JIMMY 1 Woah, I sense hostility We can't see you— CRAIG FERGUSON And we don't know who you are, anyway. COLBERT Apparently “someone we know” JIM 1 Tsh. JIM 2 Psh. SETH ITS HOT IN THIS BOX. Ooh, hotbox. That sounds like a plan. Dispensary delivery? The move. SETH YO, Dissection numero dos; I think I know how to make those sounds I think I have that reverb I need herb Or probably a new location With no probes It's only temporary The peloton office But I want a home Me and my family aren't from here Oh, look, more purple — we just show up to rock And then go somewhere farther MEANWHILE… Forgive me father for I have— No. What? No. No. What— why? Just— no. Not you. Not today. But—I have sinned! Of course you have! But father— No. What—? Keep it to yourself. But. Excuse me. {Enter The Multiverse) —- What super hero are you supposed to be? “Malox Max”?! Hehehehe! THE COSMIC AVENGER No! Hehehehehehe! THE COSMIC AVENGER I'm— I'm “The Cosmic Avenger”! What are you avenging?! Montezuma's Revenge?! THE COSMIC AVENGER No— unjust—unjustice—ness. [hysterical laughter ensues] Somewhere in this world lies our story Still true, I'm unsure what it is— But the thing is, I'm sure this the one Of the fables I'm sure this the one of the songs Of the psalms Of the storied palms This is the one of the cards This sir KIMMEL! KIMMEL! KIMMEL! I'm sorry. I don't know who you are. ITS ME. JIMMY. I'm Jimmy. I KNOW YOU'RE— You're not Jimmy, I'm JIMMY. WHAT THE SNARF! What's that? I can't hear you. The tarot said to go against the grain; I was told not to write this tale, but here I am And suddenly the King has a tail, Compliments of T-Mobile, But as did the first one, The first King, of Dogblood Of first strikes And first tears And first scars, Was no king, But everything has meaning The cherishire has eyed me The spider has bitten And then, Envisionment minted I should switch to mint mobile, but knowing There's no real difference— Their all old t-mobile tower; But service with a Billionaire smile Of Blake Lively and False Idols. I don't care, I guess My mind has eyes like sun But my heart has darkness The absolutely most beautiful sunsets have Wonders on drums And numbers to call The best of cocaine on the sidewalk Was sidetracked The best of New York was Los Angeles, And vice versa I hope you took protocol into order I hope you too profound effect and affinity In profanity There's no more Infinite Fallon It Found a call To programming Wall to wall To wall of shame On Walmart Better activate that trial Before it's all gone 13 days and counting And A million ways to die in the west. SETH MCFARLENE look at me. Ah, what the fuck dog. SETH MCFARLENE Oh, so you can hear me! You fuckin schizo! I'm not a schizo I'm in the Illuminati. SETH MCFARLINE The what? The what? SETH MCFARLENE what's the password. this isn't happening right now. SETH MCFARLENE That is correct. See you on the other side, you batshit crazy SonOfABitch. What. *poof* I told you I could make you say my name. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2018-2025 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.™

durée : 00:41:07 - Le mag du rugby au Pays basque : Aviron Bayonnais, Biarritz Olympique et clubs amateurs de fédérale - Mauléon et Saint-Jean-de-Luz se sont qualifiés pour la phase finale du championnat de Nationale 2 après des performances décisives. Pour 100% Rugby, Didier Moustirats et Nicolas Acébès reviennent sur ces qualifications et se projettent sur la suite.

Gestion de l'eau : Entre barrages, réservoirs et désalinisation… by TOPFM MAURITIUS

Véronique Raboud, documentaliste à la RTS, raconte les histoires oubliées de villages qui ont disparu sous les eaux pour le bien de la communauté. Parmi eux, Tignes a été noyé en 1952 pour la construction dʹun barrage, ou encore Bad Bonn, en 1963, englouti pour créer un lac de rétention.

Barbecue FOOT, le talk football en mode barbecueEmission du 24 février 2025 en direct sur YouTube et TwitchAvec ArnO Tovic et Bob Landers

Radio Foot 16h10-21h10 T.U. À la Une : - Ligue des Champions, les derniers barrages retour. ; - Barrages retour suite, Brest peut-il retourner la situation à Paris ? ; - Festival de buts à l'Estadio da Luz, (3-3), mais c'est Benfica qui passe ! - Ligue des Champions, les derniers barrages retour. Real Madrid/Manchester City, il y aura un géant au tapis en fin de soirée au Santiago Bernabeu ! L'enceinte madrilène est-elle toujours une forteresse imprenable ? Les Merengues sont revenus de Manchester avec la victoire (3-2), ont-ils fait le plus dur ? Les Sky Blues se sont donné de l'air en championnat (4-0 contre Newcastle), les Merengues ont buté sur Osasuna (1-1). Dégagent-ils une grande sérénité collective ? Ils récupèrent Rüdiger en défense. Des recrues bleu-ciel à la rescousse ? Marmoush devant, Nico Gonzalez au milieu, Khusanov en défense. Il faudra réaliser « un match quasi-parfait pour renverser le Real », dixit Guardiola.- Barrages retour suite, Brest peut-il retourner la situation à Paris ? Éric Roy veut garder ses joueurs mobilisés, reste persuadé que tout est possible, malgré la défaite 3-0 à Guingamp. Comment le PSG va-t-il aborder le match ? Luis Enrique va-t-il procéder à des ajustements ? Il vaut maintenir son équipe sous pression. - PSV /Juve : la Vecchia Signora ragaillardie par Kolo Muani, soulagée après son succès sur l'Inter en championnat, n'aura qu'un but d'avance au moment de rentrer sur la pelouse d'Eindhoven, l'expérience des Bianconeri va-t-elle faire la différence ? Il ne faudra pas laisser d'espace aux Néerlandais - Dortmund/Sporting : peu de suspense pour le BVB qui compte se refaire une santé avec la Coupe d'Europe, les Lisboètes peuvent-ils créer l'exploit ?- Festival de buts à l'Estadio da Luz, (3-3), mais c'est Benfica qui passe ! La défense monégasque a dominé mais n'a pas tenu, malgré Akliouche et Ben Seghir. Sur les 3 confrontations entre les 2 clubs, les Aigles, plus réalistes, en auront remporté 2.Avec Annie Gasnier ce mercredi : Dominique Sévérac, Salim Baungally, Sophiane Amazian, et Cédric De Oliveira, envoyé spécial à Madrid. Technique/réalisation Laurent Salerno - David Fintzel/Pierre Guérin.

Radio Foot 16h10-21h10 T.U. À la Une : - Ligue des Champions, les derniers barrages retour. ; - Barrages retour suite, Brest peut-il retourner la situation à Paris ? ; - Festival de buts à l'Estadio da Luz, (3-3), mais c'est Benfica qui passe ! - Ligue des Champions, les derniers barrages retour. Real Madrid/Manchester City, il y aura un géant au tapis en fin de soirée au Santiago Bernabeu ! L'enceinte madrilène est-elle toujours une forteresse imprenable ? Les Merengues sont revenus de Manchester avec la victoire (3-2), ont-ils fait le plus dur ? Les Sky Blues se sont donné de l'air en championnat (4-0 contre Newcastle), les Merengues ont buté sur Osasuna (1-1). Dégagent-ils une grande sérénité collective ? Ils récupèrent Rüdiger en défense. Des recrues bleu-ciel à la rescousse ? Marmoush devant, Nico Gonzalez au milieu, Khusanov en défense. Il faudra réaliser « un match quasi-parfait pour renverser le Real », dixit Guardiola.- Barrages retour suite, Brest peut-il retourner la situation à Paris ? Éric Roy veut garder ses joueurs mobilisés, reste persuadé que tout est possible, malgré la défaite 3-0 à Guingamp. Comment le PSG va-t-il aborder le match ? Luis Enrique va-t-il procéder à des ajustements ? Il vaut maintenir son équipe sous pression. - PSV /Juve : la Vecchia Signora ragaillardie par Kolo Muani, soulagée après son succès sur l'Inter en championnat, n'aura qu'un but d'avance au moment de rentrer sur la pelouse d'Eindhoven, l'expérience des Bianconeri va-t-elle faire la différence ? Il ne faudra pas laisser d'espace aux Néerlandais - Dortmund/Sporting : peu de suspense pour le BVB qui compte se refaire une santé avec la Coupe d'Europe, les Lisboètes peuvent-ils créer l'exploit ?- Festival de buts à l'Estadio da Luz, (3-3), mais c'est Benfica qui passe ! La défense monégasque a dominé mais n'a pas tenu, malgré Akliouche et Ben Seghir. Sur les 3 confrontations entre les 2 clubs, les Aigles, plus réalistes, en auront remporté 2.Avec Annie Gasnier ce mercredi : Dominique Sévérac, Salim Baungally, Sophiane Amazian, et Cédric De Oliveira, envoyé spécial à Madrid. Technique/réalisation Laurent Salerno - David Fintzel/Pierre Guérin.

Radio Foot 16h10-21h10 T.U., au sommaire de ce mardi 18 février 2025... La Ligue des champions à l'heure des barrages retourMonaco peut-il se qualifier à Lisbonne ? Le 11 du Rocher condamné à l'exploit dans un Estadio Da Luz chauffé à blanc par les supporteurs des Águias. Les Rouge et Blanc et leur canonnier Pavlidis ont un but d'avance sur leurs adversaires, ont des blessés également, mais vont tout faire pour finir le travail à domicile. Les Monégasques vont-ils éviter une nouvelle exclusion ? Ils ont déjà pris trois cartons rouges dans la compétition, dont deux face aux Lisboètes, et n'ont jamais remporté le moindre match au Portugal dans un tournoi européen ! Atouts d'Adi Hütter : les jeunes (Akliouche, Ben Seghir, Camara).Autres barrages retour du jour : Bayern/Celtic, les Roten s'étaient imposés en Écosse, les « Hoops » peuvent-ils faire douter les Bavarois chez eux ? Atalanta/Club Bruges, situation tendue pour la Dea, battue mercredi dernier en Belgique, mais qui récupère Ademola Lookman ! Les Blauw en Zwart vont-ils conserver leur avantage ?Real Madrid/Manchester City, les projecteurs braqués sur la deuxième manche de ce sommet prématuré, RFI en retransmettra demain l'intégralité, Cédric De Oliveira est notre envoyé spécial sur place.Liga : le FC Barcelone reprend les commandes !Les Blaugranas se sont imposés 1-0 contre le Rayo Vallecano. Vainqueurs symboliques, ils devancent les Merenges à la différence de buts, cap symbolique pour Lamine Yamal (100ᵉ match en pro), et un Barça invaincu depuis 12 rencontres. Un trio de tête dans un mouchoir, une lutte pour le titre pleine de suspense alors qu'il reste 14 journées à disputer !Sortie cinéma : Mercato de Tristan Séguéla, avec Jamel DebbouzeIl incarne Driss Berzane, agent de joueurs aux abois, qui lutte contre-la-montre pour effectuer un gros transfert. Notre consultant Nabil Djellit a indirectement collaboré au film !Autour d'Annie Gasnier, Nabil Djellit donc, mais aussi Chérif Ghemmour, David Lortholary et Marco Martins, de la rédaction lusophone. Technique/réalisation : Laurent Salerno - Coordination David Fintzel/Pierre Guérin.

Radio Foot 16h10-21h10 T.U., au sommaire de ce mardi 18 février 2025... La Ligue des champions à l'heure des barrages retourMonaco peut-il se qualifier à Lisbonne ? Le 11 du Rocher condamné à l'exploit dans un Estadio Da Luz chauffé à blanc par les supporteurs des Águias. Les Rouge et Blanc et leur canonnier Pavlidis ont un but d'avance sur leurs adversaires, ont des blessés également, mais vont tout faire pour finir le travail à domicile. Les Monégasques vont-ils éviter une nouvelle exclusion ? Ils ont déjà pris trois cartons rouges dans la compétition, dont deux face aux Lisboètes, et n'ont jamais remporté le moindre match au Portugal dans un tournoi européen ! Atouts d'Adi Hütter : les jeunes (Akliouche, Ben Seghir, Camara).Autres barrages retour du jour : Bayern/Celtic, les Roten s'étaient imposés en Écosse, les « Hoops » peuvent-ils faire douter les Bavarois chez eux ? Atalanta/Club Bruges, situation tendue pour la Dea, battue mercredi dernier en Belgique, mais qui récupère Ademola Lookman ! Les Blauw en Zwart vont-ils conserver leur avantage ?Real Madrid/Manchester City, les projecteurs braqués sur la deuxième manche de ce sommet prématuré, RFI en retransmettra demain l'intégralité, Cédric De Oliveira est notre envoyé spécial sur place.Liga : le FC Barcelone reprend les commandes !Les Blaugranas se sont imposés 1-0 contre le Rayo Vallecano. Vainqueurs symboliques, ils devancent les Merenges à la différence de buts, cap symbolique pour Lamine Yamal (100ᵉ match en pro), et un Barça invaincu depuis 12 rencontres. Un trio de tête dans un mouchoir, une lutte pour le titre pleine de suspense alors qu'il reste 14 journées à disputer !Sortie cinéma : Mercato de Tristan Séguéla, avec Jamel DebbouzeIl incarne Driss Berzane, agent de joueurs aux abois, qui lutte contre-la-montre pour effectuer un gros transfert. Notre consultant Nabil Djellit a indirectement collaboré au film !Autour d'Annie Gasnier, Nabil Djellit donc, mais aussi Chérif Ghemmour, David Lortholary et Marco Martins, de la rédaction lusophone. Technique/réalisation : Laurent Salerno - Coordination David Fintzel/Pierre Guérin.

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Ce matin, un article rapporte qu'en Norvège, 27 000 saumons d'élevage se sont échappés à cause d'une tempête. L'entreprise Mowi propose une récompense de 43 euros par saumon retrouvé, mais l'impact environnemental est préoccupant, car ils pourraient interférer avec les saumons sauvages. Une autre histoire insolite évoque des castors en République tchèque qui, par hasard, ont créé un barrage, économisant ainsi 1,2 million d'euros pour le gouvernement. Leur travail a permis de restaurer une zone humide, deux fois plus grande que prévu. Présenté par Bruno Schmitz Merci pour votre écoute N'hésistez pas à vous abonner également aux podcasts des séquences phares de Matin Première: L'Invité Politique : https://audmns.com/LNCogwPL'édito politique « Les Coulisses du Pouvoir » : https://audmns.com/vXWPcqxL'humour de Matin Première : https://audmns.com/tbdbwoQRetrouvez tous les contenus de la RTBF sur notre plateforme Auvio.be Retrouvez également notre offre info ci-dessous : Le Monde en Direct : https://audmns.com/TkxEWMELes Clés : https://audmns.com/DvbCVrHLe Tournant : https://audmns.com/moqIRoC5 Minutes pour Comprendre : https://audmns.com/dHiHssrEt si vous avez apprécié ce podcast, n'hésitez pas à nous donner des étoiles ou des commentaires, cela nous aide à le faire connaître plus largement.

La Confédération Africaine de football a procédé au tirage au sort du premier tour des barrages de qualification au CHAN 2025. Avec une affiche plutôt encourageante pour le Gabon, de l'avis du sélectionneur des Panthères locales.

Au sommaire de Radio Foot, ce jeudi 13 février 2025, à 16h10 TU et 21h10 TU. Ligue des championsRetour sur les résultats de l'aller des barrages (16ᵉ de finale) : Monaco chute face à Benfica (0-1), Bruges s'impose sur le fil contre l'Atalanta (2-1), l'AC Milan et Maignan se trouent à Feyenoord (1-0), tandis que le Bayern sort victorieux du Celtic Park (1-2). Analyse, Bilan et perspectives avant les matchs retours dans moins d'une semaine !Premier League : Derby de la Mersey, dernier bal au Goodison Park ! Everton arrache l'égalisation au bout du temps additionnel (2-2) face à Liverpool ! Un dernier derby mémorable dans l'antre de Goodison Park contre son éternel rival, avant de déménager dans son nouveau stade la saison prochaine. Retour sur une soirée historique !Droits TV - Ligue 1 : la LFP en pleine tempête !DAZN menace de ne plus payer : quelles conséquences pour l'économie des clubs pros français ? Décryptage d'une crise qui inquiète le football hexagonal.Autour d'Annie Gasnier, nos consultants du jour : Salim Baungally, Marc Libbra et Franck Simon — David Fintzel. TCR : Laurent Salerno.

Au sommaire de Radio Foot, ce jeudi 13 février 2025, à 16h10 TU et 21h10 TU. Ligue des championsRetour sur les résultats de l'aller des barrages (16ᵉ de finale) : Monaco chute face à Benfica (0-1), Bruges s'impose sur le fil contre l'Atalanta (2-1), l'AC Milan et Maignan se trouent à Feyenoord (1-0), tandis que le Bayern sort victorieux du Celtic Park (1-2). Analyse, Bilan et perspectives avant les matchs retours dans moins d'une semaine !Premier League : Derby de la Mersey, dernier bal au Goodison Park ! Everton arrache l'égalisation au bout du temps additionnel (2-2) face à Liverpool ! Un dernier derby mémorable dans l'antre de Goodison Park contre son éternel rival, avant de déménager dans son nouveau stade la saison prochaine. Retour sur une soirée historique !Droits TV - Ligue 1 : la LFP en pleine tempête !DAZN menace de ne plus payer : quelles conséquences pour l'économie des clubs pros français ? Décryptage d'une crise qui inquiète le football hexagonal.Autour d'Annie Gasnier, nos consultants du jour : Salim Baungally, Marc Libbra et Franck Simon — David Fintzel. TCR : Laurent Salerno.

Radio Foot, à 16h10-21h10 T.U. au sommaire ce mardi : - La Ligue des Champions à l'heure des barrages aller, et des projecteurs braqués sur un sommet précoce dans cette nouvelle formule : Manchester City/Real Madrid. ; - Autres rencontres du jour : Juventus Turin/PSV Eindhoven, les hommes de Peter Bosz marquent le pas après un début de saison canon. ; - Sporting/Dortmund, les Lisboètes de Gyökeres face aux Schwarz-Gelben de Guirassy ; - Les matches de mercredi : Monaco/Benfica, retrouvailles entre 2 équipes qui visaient la qualification directe. - La Ligue des Champions à l'heure des barrages aller, et des projecteurs braqués sur un sommet précoce dans cette nouvelle formule : Manchester City/Real Madrid. L'un des 2 ténors restera sur le carreau dans 8 jours ! Les SkyBlues, à 7 points du podium de Premier League, connaissent une saison éprouvante. Les inusables Merengues, plombés par une succession de blessures en défense, peinent à trouver un équilibre collectif. La coupe d'Europe va-t-elle transcender ces 2 géants ? - Guardiola vs Ancelotti, le Catalan « est l'un des meilleurs, si ce n'est le meilleur », dixit le « Mister ». Haaland/Mbappé, une saison en forme de montagnes russes, le Norvégien va-t-il enfin marquer contre les Blancos ? Vinicius en manque d'efficacité, tandis que Rodrygo, son compatriote, est en forme.- Autres rencontres du jour : Juventus Turin/PSV Eindhoven, les hommes de Peter Bosz marquent le pas après un début de saison canon. Les Turinois veulent capitaliser sur leur dynamique offensive, et leur atout Kolo Muani - Sporting/Dortmund, les Lisboètes de Gyökeres face aux Schwarz-Gelben de Guirassy. Largué en championnat, le BVB de Niko Kovac a un pedigree européen affirmé, et compte bien se rattraper !- Les matches de mercredi : Monaco/Benfica, retrouvailles entre 2 équipes qui visaient la qualification directe. La défense monégasque devra museler Pavlidis, attaquant vedette des Aigles. - Celtic/Bayern, les Allemands étonnants absents du top 8 ! Un défi de taille pour les «Hoops» de Brendan Rogers. - Le Club Bruges accueille Bergame. Des absents côté Dea, pour faire face aux défis posés par les Belges. - Feyenoord/AC Milan, Santiago Gimenez, le gaucher mexicain, va retrouver ses ex coéquipiers dans l'antre bouillant de Rotterdam ! Pour débattre avec Olivier Pron : Manu Terradillos, David Lortholary et Ludovic Duchesne. Technique/réalisation Laurent Salerno - David Fintzel/Pierre Guérin.

Radio Foot, à 16h10-21h10 T.U. au sommaire ce mardi : - La Ligue des Champions à l'heure des barrages aller, et des projecteurs braqués sur un sommet précoce dans cette nouvelle formule : Manchester City/Real Madrid. ; - Autres rencontres du jour : Juventus Turin/PSV Eindhoven, les hommes de Peter Bosz marquent le pas après un début de saison canon. ; - Sporting/Dortmund, les Lisboètes de Gyökeres face aux Schwarz-Gelben de Guirassy ; - Les matches de mercredi : Monaco/Benfica, retrouvailles entre 2 équipes qui visaient la qualification directe. - La Ligue des Champions à l'heure des barrages aller, et des projecteurs braqués sur un sommet précoce dans cette nouvelle formule : Manchester City/Real Madrid. L'un des 2 ténors restera sur le carreau dans 8 jours ! Les SkyBlues, à 7 points du podium de Premier League, connaissent une saison éprouvante. Les inusables Merengues, plombés par une succession de blessures en défense, peinent à trouver un équilibre collectif. La coupe d'Europe va-t-elle transcender ces 2 géants ? - Guardiola vs Ancelotti, le Catalan « est l'un des meilleurs, si ce n'est le meilleur », dixit le « Mister ». Haaland/Mbappé, une saison en forme de montagnes russes, le Norvégien va-t-il enfin marquer contre les Blancos ? Vinicius en manque d'efficacité, tandis que Rodrygo, son compatriote, est en forme.- Autres rencontres du jour : Juventus Turin/PSV Eindhoven, les hommes de Peter Bosz marquent le pas après un début de saison canon. Les Turinois veulent capitaliser sur leur dynamique offensive, et leur atout Kolo Muani - Sporting/Dortmund, les Lisboètes de Gyökeres face aux Schwarz-Gelben de Guirassy. Largué en championnat, le BVB de Niko Kovac a un pedigree européen affirmé, et compte bien se rattraper !- Les matches de mercredi : Monaco/Benfica, retrouvailles entre 2 équipes qui visaient la qualification directe. La défense monégasque devra museler Pavlidis, attaquant vedette des Aigles. - Celtic/Bayern, les Allemands étonnants absents du top 8 ! Un défi de taille pour les «Hoops» de Brendan Rogers. - Le Club Bruges accueille Bergame. Des absents côté Dea, pour faire face aux défis posés par les Belges. - Feyenoord/AC Milan, Santiago Gimenez, le gaucher mexicain, va retrouver ses ex coéquipiers dans l'antre bouillant de Rotterdam ! Pour débattre avec Olivier Pron : Manu Terradillos, David Lortholary et Ludovic Duchesne. Technique/réalisation Laurent Salerno - David Fintzel/Pierre Guérin.

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Mathieu Istace et son équipe du jour composée de David Steegen, Alex Teklak et Jonathan Lange, préfacent les matchs aller des barrages de la Ligue des champions.CDK de retour au bercail, l'affiche « annuelle » entre Manchester City et le Real Madrid, les Belges encore en lice…Nos experts reviennent sur tous ces sujets chauds !

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Retour sur la dernière journée de la Ligue des champions

Retour sur la dernière journée de la Ligue des champions

Ce mercredi 29 janvier, la reprise des vols directs entre l'Inde et la Chine après cinq ans d'interruption, a été abordée par Caroline Loyer dans sa chronique, dans l'émission Good Morning Business, présentée par Laure Closier, sur BFM Business. Retrouvez l'émission du lundi au vendredi et réécoutez la en podcast.

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Pourquoi les castors font des barrages ?

Pourquoi les castors font des barrages ?

durée : 00:04:02 - Sivens : du neuf dans le dossier de retenue d'eau ? Sandrine Morin - Dix ans après la mort de Rémi Fraisse, sur le site de Sivens (Tarn), les crispations autour d'un nouveau barrage refont surface. Les pro barrages annoncent qu'un accord a été trouvé autour d'une ou plusieurs retenues d'environ 800.000 m3. Faux répondent les anti, qui repartent au combat.

Au Québec on peut se vanter, grâce à l’électricité propre qu’Hydro-Québec produit, d’avoir une longueur d’avance sur la course à la décarbonation, c’est-à-dire le remplacement des énergies fossiles par des sources plus durables. Maintenant, est-ce que ça fait de nous des consommateurs d’énergie carboneutres ? Non, il n’y a pas que l’électricité dans nos vies. Il y a le pétrole, le charbon, le gaz naturel, etc. Alors que faire? Contenu coécrit avec Hydro-Québec. Avec Cybèle Olivier et Charles TrahanPour de l'information concernant l'utilisation de vos données personnelles - https://omnystudio.com/policies/listener/fr

Plus de deux ans après le début de la guerre en Ukraine, le monde est plongé dans une crise d'une ampleur inédite depuis des décennies. Ce conflit, marqué par des violences inouïes, des déplacements massifs de populations, et une escalade militaire inquiétante, menace de s'étendre bien au-delà des frontières ukrainiennes et de bouleverser l'ordre mondial.L'Ukraine, autrefois un pays indépendant et souverain, est aujourd'hui le théâtre d'une guerre dévastatrice. Marioupol, Boutcha, Kherson : autant de noms qui résonnent désormais comme des symboles de souffrance et de résistance. La situation géopolitique est tout aussi préoccupante. Les tensions entre la Russie et les pays occidentaux, soutenant massivement l'Ukraine, ont atteint un niveau critique. Les livraisons d'armes sophistiquées, les sanctions économiques étouffantes, et la rhétorique belliqueuse des deux camps augmentent le risque d'un conflit global. Le spectre de l'utilisation d'armes nucléaires, brandi à plusieurs reprises par Moscou, plane comme une menace terrible sur l'humanité tout entière. Dans cette escalade de violence, le président ukrainien, Volodymyr Zelensky, semble prêt à des concessions pour aboutir enfin à un cessez-le-feu. Ce vendredi 29 novembre 2023, ce dernier s'est exprimé sur la chaîne Sky News pour porter un message empreint d'espoir. « C'est la voix de la raison. C'est une bonne chose et c'est bien la preuve que la guerre n'est pas le chemin possible. Une perspective de paix contrairement à ce que certains nous expliquaient parfois est une perspective possible pour l'Ukraine et pour la Russie » affirme Ian Brossat, sénateur de Paris et co-président du groupe communiste au Conseil de Paris. Si Volodymyr Zelensky pourrait consentir à céder une partie de son territoire à la Russie sous gouvernance de Vladimir Poutine, qu'en pensent les pays alliés ? « Je souhaiterai que ça inspire d'autres dirigeants. Quand on voit le carnage qu'il y a en ce moment à Gaza, le moins que l'on puisse dire, c'est qu'on aimerait qu'un cessez-le-feu soit possible là bas aussi » tempère le porte-parole du PCF. Michel Barnier : le PCF voit rouge Sur ce terrain glissant de compromis, Michel Barnier tente lui aussi d'adopter cette posture consensuelle pour sauver son gouvernement. En effet, la grogne des agriculteurs marque la première grande crise du gouvernement Barnier. Les réformes ambitieuses proposées par l'exécutif, visant à restructurer les subventions et à promouvoir une transition écologique dans le secteur auxquelles s'ajoutent les accords du Mercosur, ont été perçues par de nombreux agriculteurs comme une attaque directe contre leurs revenus et leur mode de vie. Des milliers d'exploitants, déjà fragilisés par des années de crises économiques et climatiques, sont descendus dans la rue pour protester. Barrages routiers, tracteurs bloquant les centres-villes et manifestations bruyantes ont rapidement placé le gouvernement sous pression. Le dialogue semblait rompu, et la colère des campagnes se heurtait à l'inflexibilité affichée par le Premier ministre Barnier, soucieux de maintenir son programme de réformes.Face à cette fronde, l'opposition et une partie de sa propre majorité ont critiqué sa gestion jugée rigide et déconnectée des réalités rurales. De quoi agiter l'opposition sur les bancs de l'Assemblée nationale. De leur côté, le PCF appelle à voter dans les semaines à venir, une motion de censure pour faire tomber le gouvernement Barnier. « Le Premier ministre écoute pour l'essentiel les propositions du Rassemblement National (cf, la baisse de la taxe sur l'électricité). Ce budget est un mauvais budget. Il y aura 4000 suppressions de postes d'enseignants, il y aura l'augmentation du prix des consultations médicales et des médicaments. Au final, ça n'est pas un bon budget pour les classes populaires et moyennes, pour tous ceux qui travaillent. Il faut censurer ce gouvernement pour tourner la page de ces politiques qui ont été rejetées par les électeurs aux dernières élections » fustige notre invité sur le plateau des 4V. Si le budget fait débat, il a cependant les faveurs du Sénat. Avec une majorité à droite, cette institution ne semble pas aller contre les propositions du Premier ministre, comme celle des sept heures de travail gratuit, retoquée in extremis par le gouvernement lui-même. « On a un gouvernement qui ne tient aucun compte de ce que les Français ont majoritairement dit à l'occasion des élections législatives » martèle Ian Brossat. Malgré une économie dans le rouge avec un déficit béant, l'agence de notation américain S&P a décidé maintenir la note de la France à « AA -». Toutefois, cette décision s'accompagne souvent de réserves : les agences mettent en garde contre la nécessité de maîtriser la dette publique, qui continue de croître, et d'accélérer les réformes structurelles. La persistance des déficits budgétaires et la lenteur de certaines adaptations économiques pourraient, à terme, fragiliser cette note. Pour le gouvernement, c'est un soulagement temporaire, mais aussi un rappel de l'importance de maintenir une discipline budgétaire tout en soutenant la croissance. Une éventuelle dégradation de la note aurait des répercussions importantes, notamment sur les taux d'intérêt des emprunts de l'État, augmentant le coût de la dette et pesant sur les finances publiques. « Pour ce qui est de la situation économique, elle est extrêmement préoccupante. On parle de 250 plans sociaux, de 200 000 emplois menacés. C'est la raison pour laquelle avec les parlementaires communistes, on dit qu'il faut interdire les licenciements boursiers […] il y a besoin de remettre un peu de rationalité dans tout ça » explique le sénateur communiste de Paris. Dans la refonte hypothétique du gouvernement, celui d'un modèle à gauche fait de l'œil à l'opposition de ce côté de l'échiquier politique. Le nom de Bernard Cazeneuve a de nouveau été suggéré. Boris Vallaud, président du groupe socialiste à l'Assemblée nationale, propose d'ailleurs un gouvernement avec une clause de non-censurabilité. Le PCF pourrait-il reconnaître un gouvernement socialiste ? « Il faut tenir compte que nous n'avons pas la majorité absolue de l'Assemblée nationale. Mais il faut des mesures d'urgence, signe qu'on tourne la page : c'est l'abrogation de la réforme des retraites voulue par 80% des Français, l'augmentation du SMIC et de salaires, le retour du service public, l'école, l'hôpital qui sont aujourd'hui sacrifiés. Un certain nombre de mesures fondamentales qui montrent aux Français qu'on a entendu le message des dernières législatives » affirme Ian Brossat.

durée : 00:36:28 - Le 18/20 · Le téléphone sonne - La colère des agriculteurs se déchaîne à nouveau face aux accords imminents avec le Mercosur, une menace pour l'agriculture française déjà fragilisée.

Avec : Pierre Rondeau, expert en économie du sport. Anne-Sophie Simpere, militante associative.Et Périco Légasse, journaliste à Marianne - Après le succès d'audience rencontré cette année, Estelle Denis repart pour une nouvelle saison. Toujours accompagnée de Rémy Barret et sa bande, Estelle Denis s'invite à la table des français pour traiter des sujets qui font leur quotidien. Société, conso, actualité, débats, coup de gueule, coups de cœurs… En simultané sur RMC Story.

Les ouvriers italiens sont nombreux à œuvrer sur les chantiers en altitude dans des conditions extrêmes dans l'après guerre. A ce moment-là, on inaugure jusqu'à dix barrages par an. Mais le travail manuel ne séduit plus les Suisses. Sur le chantier du barrage de la Grande Dixence, les Italiens représentent plus de 90% de la main d'œuvre. Plus globalement, les saisonniers Italiens en Suisse sont 140'000 en 1950 et 600'000 en 1970. Joël Boissard a réalisé le documentaire : « Les barrages suisses une histoire humaine ». Il raconte son enquête sur les traces des ouvriers champions de ces chantiers pharaoniques au micro de Frédéric Pfyffer. https://www.rts.ch/play/tv/histoire-vivante/video/les-barrages-suisses-une-histoire-humaine?urn=urn:rts:video:12654535

Le quotidien de plus de 300 000 Français est bouleversé depuis deux mois. Les Martiniquais vivent au rythme d'une mobilisation massive contre la vie chère, entamée le 1er septembre. Barrages, pillages, utilisation d'armes à feu… La contestation, d'abord pacifique, s'exprime aussi désormais dans la violence et un couvre-feu est toujours en vigueur dans certaines communes.En Martinique, les prix des produits alimentaires sont 40 % plus élevés que dans l'Hexagone et 26,7 % des habitants vivent sous le seuil de pauvreté, un taux deux fois supérieur à la moyenne nationale. Si un accord sur une baisse progressive de certains prix a été trouvé le 16 octobre, il n'a pas répondu aux exigences du Rassemblement pour la protection des peuples et des ressources afro-caribéens (RPPRAC), le collectif à l'initiative de la mobilisation.Que demandent précisément les manifestants ? Comment envisager une sortie de crise ? Et pourquoi y a-t-il une si grande différence du coût de la vie entre l'Hexagone et l'île des Antilles ? Dans cet épisode de « L'Heure du Monde », Jean-Michel Hauteville, le correspondant du "Monde" en Martinique et Laetitia Limmois, journaliste au service Vidéos verticales, expliquent en quoi cette crise est profonde et pourquoi elle pourrait représenter un tournant dans l'histoire du territoire ultramarin.Un épisode de Claire Leys, produit avec Diane Jean. Réalisation : Thomas Zeng. Présentation : Claire Leys. Suivi éditorial : Jean-Guillaume Santi. Dans cet épisode : extrait d'un reportage de France 24 diffusé le 18 septembre 2024, de deux vidéos AFP publiées les 21 septembre et 15 octobre 2024, d'un reportage de France 24 diffusé le 11 octobre 2024, d'une vidéo amateur de la première manifestation à Fort-de-France le 1er septembre 2024, publiée sur TikTok.Cet épisode a été publié le 1er novembre 2024.---Pour soutenir "L'Heure du Monde" et notre rédaction, abonnez-vous sur abopodcast.lemonde.fr Hébergé par Audion. Visitez https://www.audion.fm/fr/privacy-policy pour plus d'informations.

AP correspondent Karen Chammas reports on Ukrainian drones in Russia.

We're joined by Stade Francais' England international centre Joe Marchant to discuss the timing of his move from Harlequins, adjusting to life in France, his England past and hopefully future, what Steve Borthwick said to him after the World Cup, being frozen out by Eddie Jones, Paul Gustard's use of certain imagery in meetings, his famous prospective father in law, the Top 14 play-offs and the potential of facing Bordeaux in Bordeaux despite finishing in the top two and much more. Plus, we discuss all the action from the final round of the regular season, look ahead to the Barrages and the access match and chat about Vannes' promotion from PRO D2... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Les ouvriers italiens sont nombreux à œuvrer sur les chantiers en altitude dans des conditions extrêmes dans l'après guerre. A ce moment-là on inaugure jusqu'à 10 barrages par an. Mais le travail manuel ne séduit plus les Suisses. Sur le chantier du barrage de la Grande Dixence, les Italiens représentent plus de 90% de la main d'œuvre. Plus globalement les saisonniers Italiens en Suisse sont 140 000 en 1950 et 600 000 en 1970. Joël Boissard a réalisé le documentaire : Les barrages suisses une histoire humaine. Il raconte son enquête sur les traces des ouvriers champions de ces chantiers pharaoniques au micro de Frédéric Pfyffer. Un épisode en rediffusion. Histoire Vivante dimanche 12 mai 2024 à 22h50 sur RTS 2 Le journal d'une bonne – L'histoire de Félicité Lavergne Documentaire de Valérie Manns (France, 2022) Reconstitué a` partir des nombreux témoignages, le film fait le récit de la vie de Félicité Lavergne devenue jeune bonne à tout faire en 1900. Cette trajectoire, à la fois tragique et romanesque, est emblématique de la condition des domestiques de cette première moitié du XXème siècle.

On ne le réalise pas forcément de nos jours, mais les autos électriques ont été inventées avant les voitures à pétrole. Aujourd'hui, les autos à essence, les camions à diesel, sans parler des bateaux en mer ou des avions dans le ciel, l'immense majorité de nos moyens de transports fonctionne avec des carburants à base  d'hydrocarbure. On a même l'impression que le transport électrique, c'est une idée moderne. Alors que non. Mais alors pourquoi a-t-on basculé de l'électrique au tout pétrole?  Avec Baptiste Zapirain  et Charles Trahan Une production QUB Avril 2024Pour de l'information concernant l'utilisation de vos données personnelles - https://omnystudio.com/policies/listener/fr

Les centrales hydroélectriques fonctionnent sur un principe assez simple : un barrage contrôle le débit d'un cours d'eau à l'aide d'un réservoir, puis laisse passer son eau dans des turbines qui produisent de l'énergie, qui est ensuite stockée dans une centrale, pour être éventuellement être distribuée. Si on utilise l'énergie hydraulique depuis des milliers d'années, il y a seulement cent cinquante ans qu'elle produit de l'électricité, au Québec et ailleurs dans le monde. Avec Sophie Croteau et Charles Trahan Une production QUB Mars 2024Pour de l'information concernant l'utilisation de vos données personnelles - https://omnystudio.com/policies/listener/fr

durée : 00:17:08 - Robert Badinter, barrages à Mayotte et vie privée des enfants - Retour sur la vie de Robert Badinter, des manifestations à Mayotte et la protection de la vie privée des enfants : c'est le menu du nouvel épisode de "Salut l'info !".

Les collectifs citoyens de Mayotte ont annoncé mercredi le maintien pour encore "quelques jours" des barrages qui paralysent le département le plus pauvre de France, malgré les engagements écrits de Gérald Darmanin pour agir contre l'insécurité et l'immigration incontrôlée dans l'île. Outre ces sujets, l'autre dossier important concerne la crise de l'eau dans les foyers.

durée : 00:20:04 - Journal de 12h30 - Hier le ministre de l'Intérieur Gérald Darmanin a annoncé la suppression du droit du sol à Mayotte. Une telle révision constitutionnelle est-elle seulement possible, techniquement et politiquement ?

durée : 00:21:03 - Journal de 12h30 - Les annonces hier du gouvernement ont convaincu les agriculteurs de retourner dans leurs exploitations. Ce qui n'empêche pas le président du premier syndicat FNSEA d'appeler, ce matin encore, le gouvernement à des "actions concrètes" à bref délai.

AP correspondent Karen Chammas reports on Russia's barrage on Ukraine.

AP correspondent Karen Chammas reports on Russia's barrage on Ukraine.

Ils sont la première source d'énergie renouvelable en France mais posent un problème juridique avec l'Union européenne. Dans « La Story », le podcast d'actualité des « Echos », Michèle Warnet et Paul Turban expliquent pourquoi les concessions des barrages doivent changer.La Story est un podcast des « Echos » présenté par Michèle Warnet. Cet épisode a été enregistré en décembre 2023. Rédaction en chef : Clémence Lemaistre. Invité : Paul Turban (journaliste aux « Echos »). Réalisation : Willy Ganne. Musique : Théo Boulenger. Identité graphique : Upian. Photo : Francois Henry/REA. Sons : Ina, « C'est pas sorcier », Chutes du Niagara, Europe 1, « Il faut sauver le soldat Ryan » (1998), New Beats The House « Move To the Groove » (2018). Hébergé par Acast. Visitez acast.com/privacy pour plus d'informations.

Les journalistes et experts de RFI répondent également à vos questions sur la visite à Paris du président centrafricain et sur le retrait de l'Iphone 12 du marché français. Inondations en Libye : comment expliquer l'effondrement des barrages ? En Libye, la tempête Daniel a entraîné la rupture de deux barrages. Ces effondrements ont amplifié les dégâts des inondations. Pourquoi n'ont-ils pas résisté ? Avec Amira Souilem, correspondante de RFI à Tunis. Numérique : l'iPhone 12 retiré du marché français Depuis mercredi 13 septembre 2023, l'iPhone 12 est temporairement retiré du marché en France. La cause ? Ses ondes émises qui ne respectent pas les normes européennes. Pourquoi les autorités françaises prennent-elles cette décision maintenant, trois ans après sa commercialisation ? Les ondes émises par le téléphone sont-elles réellement dangereuses ?  Avec Simon Rozé, journaliste au service des Sciences de RFI. Centrafrique/France : une rencontre pour apaiser les relations diplomatiques Le président français Emmanuel Macron a rencontré le chef de l'État centrafricain Faustin-Archange Touadéra à Paris. Comment expliquer cette rencontre après des années de tensions entre les deux pays ? La France pourrait-elle convaincre la Centrafrique de s'éloigner de la Russie ? Avec Enrica Picco, directrice du projet Afrique Centrale à l'International Crisis group.  

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