Not Clickbabes Podcast

The Clickbabes are BACK with another episode. The discussion this week; wedding bells, Catfishing, health scares and of course, the weekly vibe check.

The Clickbabes are BACK (again) for their annual vibe check. Val and Mercedes dish the hot goss on their jobs, turning 25 and what it means to be a young, hot, sexy adult. Also, they spill if they're Team Selena or Team Hailey

Mercedes and Val have a big announcement to make... it's time for the truth. A long awaited and requested episode. The Clickbabes discuss the future of their podcast/the world/their friendship.

The Clickbabes are expecting... the worst! Listen to them discuss the ethics of childbirth, billionaires in space and the most embarrassing moments of their sexy lives. 

The Clickbabes can't get away from a life of excitement. Explore the highs and lows of bikini season, birthdays, robbery, and literature. 

Val and Mercedes start this week off with new introductions and a wild new vibe check. Val was stalked, Mercedes was enlightened and the Clickbabes start a new business called TwinThin. 

The baddies talk about capitalism, school bullies, and Mercedes' $50,000 hospital vacay. Will the Clickbabes be able to dismantle capitalism? Listen to find out!

The Clickbabes have their briefcase ready and court is now in session. Val's enemy returns and Mercedes gains a new foe. We talk about the nitty gritty details of being scammed by Jerry and how we can never again trust a manager from a national ice cream chain. 

The Clickbabes dive into the art of gaslighting, manipulating and manifesting. Val reads Mercedes to filth about her horrible dating habits and we got scammed LIVE ON AIR. 

The Clickbabes discuss going under the knife and the meaning of life. Mercedes finally has something worth talking about happen to her and do men deserve the right to speak? They get into it!

Val and Mercedes talk about the most devastating, traumatic experience they have ever had... roommates. The Clickbabes tried to live, laugh, love but all they did was die, cry, loathe. Don't sign that lease yet with your bestie!

The Clickbabes are BACK and more sorry than ever! Val and Mercedes give you the weekly (or monthly) vibe check which includes a dead coyote, found love and a late ADHD diagnosis. 

Val and Mercedes take on 2021 with real hot girl shit. As always, they discuss their love lifes, careers and how they would handle being famous.

Your favorite Clickbabes made it to one year! Val and Mercedes discuss their hiatus, and what they have been up to for the past couple of months. They also talk about the highs and lows of the podcast. Can you believe their mothers of a 1 year old podcast?! They can't!

Val and Mercedes give the world an update on their plans to find husbands via dating apps. The ladies admit they lack empathy and how they navigate this nasty world without it. The Clickbabes discuss how far they have come, year anniversaries, and the future of "Not Clickbabes" in this season finale.

Mercedes and Val welcome their Clickbabes back with another episode about the misadventures of their lives. Val stole $4,000, Mercedes is still single and the Clickbabes talk about the crazy world we live in (as they always do). P.S Val gets a little too heated in this one.

The Clickbabes discuss the validation they receive from dating apps as well as the lack of "husband" material they run into. Also, Val is a homewrecker?!*Disclaimer: Mercedes' mic stopped working and so she sounds like she's at the bottom of a well for 98% of the episode so please disregard that.

The Clickbabes give a heartfelt apology for taking an unplanned month hiatus... but for real this time. Catch up with Val and Mercedes as they discuss their month hiatus, what they're watching, intellectual growth and of course... other shenanigans.

Val and Mercedes share their thoughts, radical opinions, and fears about the world. Also, Val was caught slippin and this episode is her confessional. The girls know their uploading schedule is bad-- so don't talk about it!

Val and Mercedes publicly apologize, again, for their terrible job at time management for a podcast that no one listens to. They play catch and emphasize the importance of selling your virginity as well as highlighting some sexy songs they have on their Spotifys.

The Clickbabes describe their highs and lows of their college experience. Their sorority scammed them, they got heartbroken beyond repair and they got called out on Twitter. Buckle up and get comfy for this messy ride.

Long time no talk. The Clickbabes are doing their podcast of shame. They left you in the dark with no text or callback. Val and Mercedes had to test their friendship when their beloved podcast was put on hold. But-- they're back so it's okay!

Val and Mercedes talk more about their future. The vibe checks start to blend together. They also test their knowledge of common 5th grade knowledge and the results are not pretty.

Val and Mercedes have not always been the baddest bitches they claim to be. They talk about how their fucked up childhoods created the unfunny, talentless women you listeners love to hate.

Val and Mercedes deep dive into the world of government secrets, paranormal activity, and the shape of their vaginas. Listen as Val is given a history lesson and Mercedes gets a reality check when it comes to ghosts.

Val and Mercedes dive in to their psyche or some shit. They discuss the intricacies of a woman's brain and why Mercedes feels the need to be the baddest bitch in the room. Also, Val is finally gonna lose her virginity... her concert virginity at least.

On the season finale of "Not Clickbabes" season 1, Val and Mercedes reminisce on their journey of podcasting. They are still single and have made no progress in their dating lives, but at least they have each other to keep the vibes going. Join these baddies in discussing their dating profiles. celebrities crushes and Superbowl picks.

Mercedes and Val are still recovering from the off vibes of last week. They want to bring back the jokes but life keeps bringing them down. Overall-- they're on the right path to *~*~*~good vibes only. Please support them in these trying times. xoxo

Val and Mercedes had an interesting week. They go into detail about their terrible chance with timing, roommates and more about their love lives. Also- this is actually episode 10, they just don't know how to count.

Val and Mercedes decided to admit the truth to you guys. 2020 is the year of realization, honesty and airing out our dirty little secrets. Come along with us on our podcast back from break to catch up on all the hot (messy) gossip.

Mercedes and Val are still shocked that time moves. We hope to have a new year of money, love, but most importantly... real hoes. Thanks for ringing in the new year with your fave baddies.

Listen as Val and Mercedes talk about the hype of New Year's resolutions. They hope to keep good vibes only in 2020. They also discuss their relationships with their siblings, being certified by Broadway and the Pope and the fact that they can read!

Val and Mercedes dive into their Mexican holiday traditions while also dishing the tea on who they buy presents for. The clock is ticking down to the big day and they're not sure if there is enough time to prepare! Tune in to find out what they want for Christmas... or who they want...

Mercedes and Val talk about the point of holiday break, procrastination and their young childhood dreams. They're five episodes deep and didn't think it would mean this much to them.

Val and Mercedes talk about the troubles of being too famous as well as the types of "fakes" in their lives. They mention their gratitude to their listeners and how fun it is to be thotties with a podcast.

Val and Mercedes talk about their extraordinary holiday weekend and dive into what they really look for in a partner. Val is sick with the flu of string beans and Mercedes is sick (but not physically- just in a figurative way)

Val and Mercedes address the tea of the name change, share times of when they were both almost murdered, and they discuss their upcoming holiday shenanigans! Buckle in for this wild ride with your two favorite baddies.

Here is our first ever episode of "Not Clickbabes". We are very excited to finally be doing this after a long awaited arrival. Here is just a quick introduction for you to get to know us! We also discuss some "Newzies", Hot topics, and How we met. Enjoy!