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  After months of drought, Josh smokes too much reefer and exposes how little he knows about life outside the US while talking to author and occultist Julian Vayne about drugs, being thankful, a new system for voting, and how to get high off a bottle of soda pop. STUFF WE TALK ABOUT: Psychoactive Substances Act, Miracle berries, Cake, Phil Hine digging for gold, Erik Davis' Techgnosis, astral projection, MAPS, UNM's psychedelic research, Francis Crick (debunked, like a boss), brain-to-brain interfacing. READ JULIAN: The Blog of Baphomet Chaos Streams 01 Books by.. WATCH JULIAN: Scroll of Thoth appearance Psychedelic Museum Project

Author, occultist, and NLP master Philip Farber talks about hypnosis, memetics, marijuana, and our weird brains. He also gets Josh to speak publicly about magic without groaning. STUFF WE TALKED ABOUT: Susan Blackmore explains Memes Neuro-Linguistic pogramming Mirror neurons Michael Persinger's God Helmet Amy Cuddy on body language Memory reconsolidation Enest Hilgard's questionable hypnosis experiments Ericksonian hypnosis Holographic principle Scythians' marijuana use Harry Anslinger and Billie Holliday FIND PHIL: meta-magick.com READ PHIL: On Amazon WATCH PHIL: On memetic entities On states of consciousness LISTEN TO PHIL: Appearance on THC 113 SEE PHIL: “Magick for Potheads” at Starwood Festival

WE RETURN FROM THE DEAD AGAIN!! Sorry this has taken so long, but we've all been super super busy with the 9-5. Normal service will resume shortly. This Week: Who hacked the TSA? Posture is for losers, Super horny robots, A new Roswell? And much more... Crew: Lil Ray, Raymond Wiley, and Ken Eakins Linkydinks: The TSA hacked? - Link Fuck Posture link I’m stuck in a WWII hole! - Link Touching Robots Makes You Randy Link The new Roswell? - Link Confederate “Heritage” Month - Link Missing Wright Brothers Patent Found Link The Devil Cometh to New York...eth - Link Segre-GAY-tion - Link Tune: øfdream - Thelema  

This Week: Venereal nastiness, Hypersexual Reptillian Martians, Rise of the robots, Corpse brides, and Nazi Hex rituals...it's good to be back. Crew: Lil Ray, Raymond Wiley, Roejen, and Ken Eakins Linkydinks: Bring me the head of ...ewwwww - Link Who is Kyle Odom? - Link The Robots Are Coming! Link Example source for progressive propaganda in the current cycle. - Link Tim Burton would be proud - Link Germany: Kinda Rapey Link Himmler’s Occult Stash - Link Colorado are super-high Link Kill Hitler with Black Magic! - Link   Musical Exit: YTCracker - Spacewalk

Comedian, spiritual seeker, and podcast OG Duncan Trussell tells us about Buddhism, reminds us to forgive ourselves, and teaches Josh how to quit smoking (he's working on it. Promise). STUFF WE TALK ABOUT: Roshi Joan Halifax Chögyam Trungpa's Cutting Through Spiritual Materialism Love Serve Remember Foundation Sri Neem Karoli Baba Maharajji Why Josh gets bummed about Carlos Castenada Hakim Bey's poor sexual choices FIND DUNCAN: Website Twitter WATCH DUNCAN: Drunk History – Nikola Tesla Kevin Nealon Show This Is Not Happening – Dying On Acid SEE DUNCAN LIVE

This week finds our humble host at the mercy of author, actor, archaeologist and Egyptologist Dr. Paul Harrison. Paul schools us on the subject of race in ancient Egypt, breaks down the Osiris/Isis/Horus/Set myth, and describes a world without Facebook. Horror! STUFF WE TALK ABOUT: Cleopatra's Needle Grant Morrison's Batman Gods of Egypt Cayce and the Egyptian Hall of Records Outside Color by M. Chirimuuta Time Worm FIND PAUL: Website Twitter WATCH PAUL: Total War: ATTILA : The Scourge of God Total War: ATTILA - Age Of Charlemagne Skin and Bones The Leap EYE ON THE NEEDLE DOC: Website Twitter

 This week: The American Revolution 2.0! But don't worry, after next week, the Brits are coming! Anyway, this week, Giant face-hugging sea-spider bastards, Star Wars gets panned by a kids cartoon, tin foil is the new black, and much more. Personnel – Frater Isla, and Joe Nolan Linkydinks: Gigantic Sea Spiders Link Star Wars Fail Link Tin Foil Fashionista Link AAS Tarot Cards  Link Affluenza Teen  Link Brion Gysin Link Musak: Weezer - The British are coming

This week: Get your dabs on, loads of film banter, predict your future with Dale Cooper, Ants are rad, killing Napoleon, the fake Jihad hotline, and much more. Personnel – Frater Isla, Joe Nolan, and Ken Eakins  Linkywinks: Shattering the po-po - Link New Island In the Distant Japan! Link Twin Peaks Tarot Link Scientology perma-banned from Russia - Link Ants Building Bridges Link The Chemist Who Killed Napoleon Link 1-800-Jihad - Link Sci-Fi Trip Link New LSD doc Link Aafat - Bollywood Bloodbath

We join writer-artist Ted Heistman as he tells us about his adventure in the Appalachians, his theory on the reality (or unreality) of the ISIS threat, the Reichian view of fascism, and a whole lot more. Get your tin-foil mortarboards on. It's the inaugural episode!   STUFF WE TALK ABOUT: The Mass Psychology of Fascism by Wilhelm Reich “Mammary Metaphysics” Book of the Breast by Robert Anton Wilson Stefan Molyneux Nelson Mandela timeslip John Titor – Joseph Matheny FIND TED: Twitter Facebook READ TED: Disinfo The Leading Fringe

This week: Japan: The new breeding ground for hipsterism, Betting on anything here in the UK, Hitler was a damn junkie!, Alan Moore's depatronisation continues, You WILL Praise the J!, Satan's coming out party, and much more. Personnel –  Frater Isla, Raymond WIley, and Ken Eakins Linktastics: Fax Machines in the Distant Japan Link LR Political bookies - Link RW Hitler the Meth-head - Link - KE Alan Moore: Historian Link LR You WILL praise the LORD! - Link RW Hail Satan! - Link KE Pop Art Aunties Link LR Scatalogical Warfare! Link RW Magicus Fighticus - Link - KE Musique: Tei Shi - Bassically

This week: The Americans take over!, Samy's worm, Florida goats know how to party, Avril is Leavinge ... see what I did there, and much more... Personnel – Joe Nolan, Frater Isla, and Raymond WIley  Linkywinks: Samy’s Worm Link Our New Relative Link Florida Party Goats Link When I was a boy...Link The Boner King of Cincinnati Turned Out to Be a Big Dick Link Avril Replaced by Doppleganger Live Choon: Die Antwoord - Baby's On Fire

  This week: Make your own comics you lazy ...., The stuff of nightmares, Philp K Dick: The barely tapped resource,  Animal magic, We'll never know what her log had to say, and much more. Personnel – Joe Nolan, Frater Isla, and Ken Eakins  Linkydonks: Mark Millar Wants YOU to Make Comics! Link Seriously...just no! - Link Minority Report - film, television, reality Link Live Migration Link RIP Catherine ‘The Log Lady’ Coulson - Link New Lou - Link I TOLD You Little Girls Can Be Funny Link Link YouTube Adfree subscription coming next month - Link Californium is Full of Schlocky Dick Link Choon: Kool Keith - 3000

This week: After a much needed holiday, we return. Hunter S Thompson's crazy antics, Abduction is real!, Disney tracking, Yesus for President, the Internet Hate Machine is sold, and much more.  Personnel – Joe Nolan, Frater Isla, and Ken Eakins Linkydonks: HST Mini-Doc Link Hill’s Abduction Proven by Stars and Stats Link Disney’s Mark of the Beast - Link Kanye in 2020 (Kanye in 20/20) Link 4 Chan Sold to Inspiration Link  The Drugs don’t work, they just make you...dead - Link Bring Tree-Sitting Back Link Choon: Woodkid - Iron

This week: The prophetic rhetoric of a dinner with Andre, Face-gratin'-fun, Killing Banksy dead with his own gun, interference from the Slender Man, Arm-ear-art, Punch dat Davinci, UK wrongness and loads more. Personnel – Joe Nolan, Frater Isla, and Ken Eakins Linkydoodas: Revisiting ‘My Dinner With Andre’ - Link Death Metal Cheese Link Everything that’s shit about Banksy in a themepark! - Link The Return of Slender Man Link Listen With Your Arm Link Art Puncher! - Link Eyes on Crime in the UK Link Bungle in the Jungle Link  Choon DyMe-A-DuZin - Triple Darkness

This week: Them crazy kids and their 3D printers, Romanian discounts get weird, Who killed Kurt?, Driving tourists round the bend, Sexy granddad alien forgot his medication, and much more. Personnel – Joe Nolan, Frater Isla, and Ken Eakins  Linkydoodas: 3D Printed Drugs Link They vant to suck your blood - Link Soaked in Bleach - Link Driverless Tourists Link Mexican Alien caught on camera - Link Bigfoot Baby-Daddy - Link Woman Marries Dog, Pretends She Doesn’t Have Sex With Him Link Tuba Trolling - Link One More Bigfoot Post - Link Choon Black Flag and Mike Patton - Six Pack

This Week: Rust makes a play for Second Life's girth economy?, The greatest Dwarf England has ever produced, Hunter S. Thompson's house: A Disneyland for Counterculturists?, Russians love a conspiracy theory, Mein Kunst!, and much more. Personnel – Raymond Wiley, Roejen Razorwire, Frater Isla, and Ken Eakins Links The Randomized Dicks of Rust Link Asbo Daleks - Link Hunter S. Thompson’s Home to Become a Museum - Link Dylan Storm Roof, the CoC and the Legacy of Segregation Link Russian doubt - Link South Carolina’s Governor on the Confederate Flag Link Mein Art - Link Supreme Court suspense Link   Musique Canibus - Channel Zero

This Week: Some manly pep talk from Jason, blurring the truth, a true shit artist, mysticism in the 21st century, Frater's latest summer collection, we're going to need a bigger boat, and much more. Personnel –  Joe Nolan, Frater Isla, and  Ken Eakins   Links Fox Hates Square Boobs Link Shit Artist! - Link Charlie Charlie No No  Link Robo Spider Dress Link LR anoukwipprecht.nl Jaws at 40 Link RIP section 215 of the Patriot Act - Link Pigeon Memes Conquer India Link Ecstasy is the new Xanax Link Chinese Dog Eating Festival Link What do Americans think of Russell Brand? - Link Musique Stathmau5 - Viagra's for pussies.

This Week: Lil Ray combats corporeal Internet lurgies and hates on carnies, Sex robots, the question is finally answered...or is it?, Lil Ray hates earthquakes, Joe Nolanawitz and the missing art, branded teeth implants, and much more. Personnel –  Joe Nolan, Frater Isla, and  Ken Eakins  Links F&*k Animals. F&*k Clowns. Link The future of sex tourism = Robots Link Where is Napoleon's penis? - Link F&*k Earthquakes Link Link Link Link What does this dying gangster know about world’s biggest art heist? Link The best tooth implant ever? - Link F&*k Bee Pollen Link Snowden, Assange, Manning statues unveiled in Berlin Link Being a hipster is shit - Link Musique Boots Electric - Complexity

**We got our candy asses hacked here at SittingNow, so it was all hands on deck sorting that, some chicken soup, and a hearty dose of anti-biotics, and we're back!** This week: Frater brings the mystery of alien radio signals to their knees, Florida + dinosaurs = win, The great American Insurance saga continues, There's gold in dem der hills, Killer robots, and much more. Personnel –  Raymond Wiley, Roejen Razorwire, Frater Isla, and  Ken Eakins  Links   Radio Signals Are Aliens! Link BREAKING NEWS: Radio Signals Are Not Aliens! Link Jurassic Florida Link Insurance Shenanigans Link Brown gold! - Link New Report Says No to Killer Robots Link Getting Stuffed - Link No rock! Bring the country! - Link First holographic protest - Link That’s some PKD shit right there! - Link Can’t Afford a Therapist? Link

This week: UFO Cultists are foodies!, WWI flying saucers: re-examined, CERN attempt to end us all again, Mars rover runs on Windows 95, Virtual conks, killer music, and much more. Personnel –  Joe  Nolan, Frater Isla, and  Ken Eakins   Links Heaven’s Gate Anti-Foodies Link WWI UFOs Link Parallel Universes ya’ll - Link Mars Rover Opportunity No Longer Amnesiac Link A Year in Space Link Virtual Nose Fixes VR Sickness Link Music the silent killer - Link Boeing Works On Force Fields Link Panning for gold - Link   Musick Die Antwoord - Baby's on fire

This week: Joe has been replaced by a Dalek! Don't judge me for watching porn, porn in space, Dick of the future, Stonehenge needs a new roof, those generous crows, Jodorowsky kickstartin', Clone your dog from the past, big brother is still watching you, whistleblowin', a great alternative to expensive flights, and london's been duped by fake drugs. Personnel –  Robo Nolan, Frater Isla, and  Ken Eakins  Porno justice! - Link Memoir of a Sci-Fi Pornographer Link Dick on the Future Link Sitting Now Phillip K Dick episode - LINK Stonehenge is missing its roof! - Link How to Get Free Stuff From Crows Link Link  Jodorowsky Kickstarter Link 8:58 - The Clock - Link Korean Dog Clone Link The police are tracking you...well, duh! - Link War on Whistleblowers Link Mail Me to Australia Link London’s Coke Problem: It’s Not Coke Link Music: Boots Electric - Complexity

This week: Charlie's hippy squeeze does a runner, Florida want their throne back, science proves the weirdest things, Return of a legend, Twitter: The US government's bitch, Ray dreams of Putin, Iceland: an awesome place, and much more. Personnel –  Joe Nolan, Frater Isla, Raymond Wiley and  Ken Eakins  Manson Wedding is OFF Link Oh Florida - Link Amazons! Link X-FILES!! Link Twitter’s redacted surveillance document - Link I Dream of Putin - Link Icelanders Go Pagan Link Anti-Satan Police Training Link This American Burroughs  Link E-Cigs, the backlash begins! - Link No More Mr Nice Guy! - Link

A while back in the New Year we recorded an episode of CCN that I thought was lost. Work commitments, and illness on all sides of the Atlantic got in the way, and then it vanished from the YouTube feed. Then, all of a sudden, like a Kim Monaghan at free-food fair, it appeared out of nowhere. I don't have any links for this show anymore, but I hope you enjoy it anyway. 

The belated pre-Xmas episode finally rears its beautiful head! Internet and holiday seasons don't mix well, apologies. This week: Happy birthday to the literary messiah!, Poo idols, Annoying those caarazy Christians, Skinny Puppy profit from pain, Magic mushrooms and the crown, and much more. Personnel –  Joe Nolan, Frater Isla, and  Ken Eakins Links of yore: Happy Birthday PKD Link Scatological Christmas Link The must have bling that Christians hate. - Link Skinny Puppy Torture Invoice Link Busted by Mom on CSPANLink On Her Majesty’s Secret Mushrooms - Link Marky Ramone Memoir Link ‘Merry Christmas’ is Back, Bitches Link Going Medieval with 3D printing - Link  

  We finally went and did it. The first video CCN! This week: Kim gives us the low down on an event in the US, Dino teeth...found!, About as useful as a chocolate teapot, Matheny's new online mag, Take a tour of evolution with this retard, Jesus in asia, Hitler's artistic chops, Fast crocodiles, landing robots on comets, Egyptian magick, and much more. Personnel –  Joe Nolan, Frater Isla, Kim Monaghan, and  Ken Eakins Links: Ferguson - Link Dino Dentistry! - Link Apocalypse News: Chocolate Shortage (Not) On the Way Link The new Remnants project with Joseph Matheny - Link Retard Christian woman is outraged at museum's evolution exhibition - Link Jesus in Japan Link Hitler - Artist - Link Galloping Crocodiles Link How did we not cover this Space News? Link Egyptian Grimoire Translated Link Brand and Grotesque Blood Sport - Link Jodorowsky’s Animated Dune Link

  This week: Kim and Joe have been sent to podcast bootcamp, UFO smoking gun...if only there was a gun, bum fights! yeah!, Florida shakes it weird booty back in our direction, Dragon Age too spicy for Indian tastes, music so bad it kills, Nazis raise cash for charity, and much more. Personnel –  Frater Isla, Roejen Razorwire and  Ken Eakins Linkydinkys: UFO ‘Smoking Gun’ Pile Gets Bigger Link Bum Fights and Body Parts Link Florida ups the Ante - Link New Dragon Age - Illegal in India Link Music Hatred the Next Generation Link German Neo-Nazis Accidentally Raise Money for Anti-Extremist Charity Link Lube 101 Link Lumbersexuality Link Texas Textbooks Suck Link Student Sheep Shaggers! -Link Energy drinks are the devils work - Link Dino Dentistry! - Link   Interlude: Bobby Con.

This week: CCN reaches an all time low: Using Robots to make ghosts, a new low in regular features, clowns are scary..the facts, China has a really big laser, a big snake eats a man, the pros and cons of space travel with Virgin, Bill's documentary about Napster, more religious hoaxary, and much more. Personnel –  Kim Monaghan, Ken Eakins, and Frater Isla Linkydinkys: Using Robots To Make Ghosts Link Vanessa Mae News - Link  French Fucking Clowns! - Link  China Builds a Laser Cannon to Emasculate the World Link Thank God someone finally did this - Link Still going ? - Link  Downloaded -Link Hoaxer Says Jesus Was Married Link The Big Bud - Link Occupy Democracy - Link  Interludes The Queens Empire.

Sorry for the delay this week kids. I (the all seeing Ken), have been stricken with evil germs. What are you going to do uh? This week: I actually don't know...it's all in American...But I think they talk about Black Eyed kids again...or was it the black eyed peas?, Something about Pigeons being terrorists?, How Twin Peaks is an all American cherry pie of a show?, Going to war again?...I dunno you listen. Personnel –  Joe Nolan, and Frater Isla  Ghost News: Black Eyed Child is back! - Link 10,000 Chinese Pigeons Subjected to Cavity SearchesLink The Return of Twin Peaks Link ‘The Art of Future War Project’: Washington Hires ‘Call of Duty’ Creator Link Spooktober - The Goatman of Pope Lick Link Antarctica’s Melting Ice Causing Gravity to Change Link The Medium is the Message at 50 - Link  

This image was straight up jacked from the amazing http://www.scifiairshow.com go check it out  This week: The great Idaho chicken heist of 2014, stoner mice, Boffins discuss aliens, Michael Bay's already done it, Titantastic titillation, Dracula News: The new craze sweeping the nation, Edgar Allen Poe's wet dream, Colombian cons his way into Isla's heart, and much more. Personnel –  Joe Nolan,  Frater Isla, Kim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins Links: Nice job - Link Marty The Marijuana Mouse Link NASA gets boffins into talk Aliens Link Diary date - Link What is this strange object in the ocean on Titan? - Link  Dracula News: Vlads prison discovered Link Some Lady Might Have Possibly Been Buried Alive Maybe Link Colombian Con Man is Isla’s Hero Link Missing the point - Link Ghost News: Black Eyed Child is back! - Link Music: Dan the Automator - Ganges A Go-Go

This week: Magick: The drug of the nation, bring back Satan's thuper dick,  Goats doing what they do best, Walmart gets a soakin', ISIS are thuper pithed at Twitter, oh mah gawwww, best suicide ever?, Nerd talk with Joe and Roejen, GTFO my iPhone US, theriouthly! Personnel –  Joe Nolan,  Frater Isla, Roejen Razorwire, and Ken Eakins Links: Witchcraft, Sorcery, and Magic on the Battlefield Link People demand the return of well endowed Satan - Link The Decaptitated Goats of NYC Link Bodily fluids News: Two twats sprayed Walmart stock with Doe piss - Link ISIS Tweets: Kill Twitter Link Man decapitates himself with a car - Link D&D at 40 Link U2 Unloaded Link Music: Cloroform - Hey You! Let's Kiss!

This week: Dem boffins are at it again and Kim is watchin' em, behold your new master: JIBO, Europe hates Google, Ebola and Roswell, Naked hijackers and much more! Personnel –  Joe Nolan,  Frater Isla, Kim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins  Higgs - Boson News - Link Google Glass no longer scares me; Jibo does - Link, Link Europe Hates Google Link Ebola: The Roswell Connection Link Elbow musical or musical elbow ? - Link Naked, Stick-Wielding Carjacker Gets Hogtied By Highway Drivers - Link Witchcraft, Sorcery, and Magic on the Battlefield Link The Decaptitated Goats of NYC Link How it starts - Link Two twats sprayed Walmart stock with Doe piss - Link ISIS Tweets: Kill Twitter Link D&D at 40 Link Joe Outro: Mike Patton and The Dillenger Escape Plan - When good dogs do bad things

This week: Gundam fans: size isn't everything, Don't cross the Dark Lord!, Glow in the dark Wild Boar, Net Neutrality, Ryan Gosling and incest, Don't be dissing my Montessori, Google Glass: The creepiness continues, and much more! Personnel –  Matt Staggs,  Frater Isla, Kim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins Links Anime Dweebs Plan Sixty-Foot Robot Link Dark Lord oppression - Link  More than one in three wild boar in Germany too radioactive to eat - LINK How will Kim get his unspeakable porn? - Link The Notebook Proven to Cause Incest Link Montessori Texas style - Link Creepy emotion-detecting Google Glass app - LINK Octopus-Inspired Cloak of Invisibility Link Beer Texas style - Link Drunk Seattle Man in Tuxedo Opens Fire on Couple Who Interrupts public oral sex -Link Double Space News (DSN) - Link, Link 2 Music: Estradasphere

This week: US Veterans are not fans of drugs, The great Washington body-double conspiracy, Germany does it analogue!, The cows come home, Archie takes a bullet...finally, and loads more great gumph in this return to CCN greatness! Personnel –  Raymond Wiley, Matt Staggs,  Frater Isla, and Ken Eakins [powerpress] Links US Veterans Stop Taking Their Meds Link Washington Body Doubles - Link Germany goes back to the future with typewriters - Link Freedom of choice...for cows - Link Archie Takes a Bullet Lin Robbie the Robot’s claws: Torah writing robot debuts - Link Money well spent - Link Russian scientists might be our saviours -Link GCHQ Can Manipulate Social Media Link Interlude: Sage Francis - Dance Monkey

This episode Kim the usurper takes the interview throne, and interviews our second female guest to date, the wonderful Annie Jacobsen. Annie has recently published a book called 'Operation Paperclip: The Secret Intelligence Program that Brought Nazi Scientists to America', says it all really. World War II, Secret Nazi Scientists, what more do you need? Enjoy! [powerpress] Ken's (yeah...KEN'S) musical slices this week come in the shape of: Romdraculas - Mockobckne Okha Eyvind Kang - Pure Nothing Miasma & The Carousel Of Headless Horses- Peacock the Heretic Annie Jacobsen Bio: Annie Jacobsen is an investigative journalist and author who writes about war, weapons, U.S. national security and government secrecy. Her newest book, “OPERATION PAPERCLIP: The Secret Intelligence Program That Brought Nazi Scientists to America,” published on February 11, 2014 and became an instant New York Times bestseller. Her 2011 non-fiction bestseller, ”AREA 51: An Uncensored History of America’s Top Secret Military Base,” has been published in five languages and is being made into an AMC scripted television series with Gale Anne Hurd (Walking Dead, Terminator), and Chris Carter (X-Files).  Annie Jacobsen graduated from St. Paul’s School and Princeton University where she wrote with Joyce Carol Oates and Paul Auster, studied Greek, and served as Captain of the Princeton Women’s Ice Hockey Team. She was a contributing editor for the Los Angeles Times Magazine from 2009 until it closed in 2013. She lives in Los Angeles with her husband Kevin and their two sons. (source: http://anniejacobsen.com)

WHAT IS THIS?? A CCN RELEASED IN A TIMELY FASHION? This week: We salute the changing of the guard at DisInfo, Bad vibes in Isla-Town, Vlad the Impaler found!, Washington hippy news, Ouija boards now on the NHS, Get that vag in shape!, Soooo Normcore, Spotty Mars logic, and get your folk on with shirley Collins. Personnel –  Kim Monaghan, Frater Isla, and Ken Eakins  Links Farewell, Matt Staggs - Link Bad Vibes in Texas Link Dracula is buried in Italy...apparently - Link Stoned State: Weed in Washington Link Diagnosis: Ouija Board LinkLink Vaginal fitness tracker - Link What’s a Normcore? Link Rover Spots Mars UFO? Link Shirley Collins Campaign - Link

Come and talk music with us on Facebook here.  Tracklist Nomeansno - Dance Of The Headless Bourgoisie Bohren & Der Club of Gore - Ber Rosarotem Licht Weave - Go Ni Father Murphy - Bones Got Dry John Carpenter - Assault on Precinct 13 Dead Rider - Of One Thousand The Advisory Circle - Mind How You Go Sandfingers - Concrete Rainbow Canibus - Channel Zero Sunn O))) & Ulver - Eternal Return Greguy - Temps The Unsemble - Neon Teeth of the Sea - Open Up and Let the Devil In If you want us to play your band/noise/whatever, drop us a line here. Peace. ***Signal Ends***

This week: HAARPing back to the old days, Dead or Alive...or meditating?, Slender goings on, Freeze creep!. Farewell Rick Mayall, The Revenge of the Russian Yeti!, and Football has a new enemy! Personnel –  Kim Monaghan, Frater Isla, and Ken Eakins Links: Farewell, Sweet HAARP. I Already Miss You Link Court to decide if guru is dead or just in deep meditation - Link Slender Man Stabbings LinkLinkLinkLink Human Suspended Animation Trials This Month Link RIP Rick Mayall - Link The Russian Yeti Kills Again Link Witch Doctor Responsible for Futbol Star’s Injury Link Pizza Drone - Link Slenderman - Link Interludes - Doctor Sex!

This week: California's mayor bullies bullies, That ain't no Yeti. Uri Geller...sigh, German Cat slinging, HR Dieder...too soon?, Florida: the endless story machine, plus much more. Personnel –  Kim Monaghan, Frater Isla, and Joe Nolan  Links CA Mayor to Bullying Victims: “Grow a Pair” Link Is Yeti a Bear? - Link Uri Geller’s Spoon Gorilla Link German Cat-Weapons of the Middle Ages - Link Goodbye HR Giger - Link FLORIDA WATCH: Representative Says Common Core Program Makes Kids Gay Link McScary - LinkLink The Case of the Parisian Penis Rooster - Link Best Speech Ever - Link Musick Serge Gainsbourg

Apologies for the lateness of this show, I (The Ken) have been ill. This week: The Big Dog is off the chain, yeah that's right, Ken's hosting again. That's really all you need to know....no?...ok, this week we discuss The latest activistprank from the Yes Men, New moons and hipsters, Hack your face!, Kim's analogue dream tape, Stuff, The weirdness of Mandella's interpreter, Brazilian football is Smash TV, Nintendo gayness, and Florida's cache of medieval weapons. Personnel –  Kim Monaghan, Frater Isla, and Ken Eakins Links to your soul The Yes Men Prank Homeland Security Link New moon rising - Link URME Prosthetic Surveilance Hacking! - Link Cassette Tapes are Back! Link I would. - Link Mandella interpreter is a fucking oddball - Link Brazilian Futbol Fan Killed by Toilet Link Gaytendo - Link Cache of Medieval weapons discovered in a coffin in Florida - Link Interlude: These disturbed wannabes - Link

   Tracklist 1. Time of the Night People - Melancholy 2. Anaesthesiologist - Dirty Hit 3. Sailplanes - Underneath A Northern Sky 4. Porvort & Klangchester - Dolores In Wonderland (Magic Potion) 5. Northville Tunnels - You Are My Density 6. WHAM BAM ! - High Days 7. Sun Inside - Five Steps 8. Joev.Noise - Siren 9. Jucumari - Blekt Blondin 10. Minced Beats - Printer Jam      

This week: Ken gets all nerdy about the Star Wars Episode VII cast announcement, The KKK gets all neighbourly and then sleeps with a gay black guy, Bees are little bastards!, Balls of purity, More fascism in the UK, Dem Vampire Ants be all up in my yard, E.T.'s sordid past, Locke and load, and Trippin' in Italy. Personnel –   Joe Nolan, Frater Isla, and Ken Eakins Links STAR WARS Ep VII CAST ANNOUNCED!!! - Link KKK Starts Neighborhood Watch Link Ken’s Fascist Corner: KKK Grand Dragon’s gay black man past. - Link Worst place to be stung by a bee Link Purity Balls Link Ken’s Fascist Corner: EDL march in Brighton turns ugly...who saw that one coming? - Link Dracula Ants Discovered in Madagascar Link Atari’s Shame Unearthed Link Locke film review Link The Trip is back Interlude Ugly Duckling - Left Behind

This episode we talk to a personal hero of mine, Crispin Hellion Glover. Although probably best known for his mainstream roles in films such as Back to the Future, Charlie's Angels, and Willard, Crispin has blazed his own trail via art-house cinema, underground book publishing, and relentless touring. Join us once again as we venture into the world of Crispin Hellion Glover. Daddytank's musical treats this episode:   Apostrophic - TXLS4  Dead Rider - Blank Screen Benjamin Shaw - Break The Kettles And Sink The Boats     Crispin Glover Biography  Both onscreen and off, Crispin Glover earned notoriety as one of the most infamous oddballs in Hollywood, garnering vast critical acclaim for his bizarre character turns and intense performances. Crispin Hellion Glover was born September 20, 1964, in New York City. After his family's late-'60s relocation to Los Angeles, he began acting while still in elementary school, and by the age of 13 had already secured professional representation. After winning a lead role in an L.A. production of {+The Sound of Music} starring Florence Henderson, Glover graduated high school and began working regularly in television, appearing in guest roles on series like Happy Days, Hill Street Blues, and Family Ties. In 1981, he made his feature debut in the teen sex rompPrivate Lessons, and in 1983 appeared in My Tutor as well as a pair of TV movies, High School U.S.A. and The Kid with the 200 I.Q. Supporting roles in projects like 1984's Teachers, Racing With the Moon, and the American Film Institute-produced The Orkly Kid followed, but a highly idiosyncratic performance as Michael J. Fox's father in the 1985 blockbuster Back to the Future was Glover's ticket to stardom. In 1986, he delivered a brilliant performance in the disturbing teen drama River's Edge, but in the wake of its release he began to earn a notorious reputation for eccentric behavior: A July 1987 appearance on NBC's Late Night with David Letterman in which Glover -- clad in a ratty wig and platform shoes -- attempted to kick the program host in the head was the stuff of tabloid headlines, and the concurrent publication of {-Rat Catching}, an antique Victorian children's book updated with gruesome cut-up text and new drawings distributed through his mother's Volcanic Eruptions press imprint, did little to dispel questions about his sanity. In 1989, Glover issued an LP, {^The Big Problem Does Not Equal the Solution. The Solution Equals Let It Be}, containing a bizarro-world cover of the Nancy Sinatra hit {&"These Boots Are Made for Walkin'."} A follow-up, {^The Big Love Album}, remains unreleased. That same year, he shocked onlookers by refusing to return for the inevitable Back to the Future sequel. When another actor was outfitted with prosthetics as a substitute, Glover successfully sued 20th Century Fox, a legal victory which forced the Screen Actor's Guild to create new rules on the issue of performance "sampling." He then turned his back on the Hollywood mainstream, accepting supporting roles in off-kilter films like David Lynch's Wild at Heart and Lasse Hallstrom's What's Eating Gilbert Grape? In 1991, he even appeared as Andy Warhol in Oliver Stone's The Doors. By the mid-'90s, Glover had settled rather comfortably into his role as Hollywood's eccentric-at-large, appearing with some of the American independent community's most notable filmmakers. In 1993, he appeared in Gus Van Sant's Even Cowgirls Get the Blues, and in 1996 he delivered a memorable cameo in the opening scenes of Jim Jarmusch's masterfulDead Man. In 1995, Glover began directing his own film, What Is It?, starring a cast made up entirely of victims of Down's Syndrome. He also mounted The Big Slide Show, a traveling one-man performance-art piece incorporating footage from What Is It?, music from his records, and images from his books, which additionally included 1990's {-Oak Mot} and 1992's {-Concrete Inspection}. Though still a mainstay of smaller-minded independent films in the year 2000, Glover made a dramatic return to the Hollywood cotton candy blockbuster that year by gleefully sinking his teeth into his role as the creepy Thin Man in Charlie's Angels. Boiling over with a silent psychotic glee and displaying remarkable heretofore unseen dexterity (save for the aforementioned Letterman fiasco), Glover's Thin Man was a highlight of the film's action sequences and took his patented dementia to new heights. The following year found Glover in a rare starring role in Bartleby, a surreal adaptation of Herman Melleville's {-Bartleby the Scrivener}. The same year also found the wide release of Glover's little-seen pre-Rubin and Ed collaboration with directorTrent Harris, The Orkley Kid, a short that was included in Harris' The Beaver Kid. When a remake of the 1971 horror classic Willard was announced in 2002 and Glover was tipped to star, few could deny that his casting in the role was a stroke of genius. In 2005 he directed, wrote, edited, produced, and starred in the avant-garde feature What Is It? He followed that up with the equally idiosyncratic It Is Fine! Everything Is Fine. He returned to more mainstream ventures with Alice In Wonderland and Hot Tub Time Machine as well as the Elmore Leonard adaptation Freaky Deaky. He's also contributed his voice to several animated projects including 9, Beowulf, and the two direct-to-video sequels of Open Season. ~ Jason Ankeny, Rovi  (Source: AllMovie)

This week: Our glorious leader Ken is once again unable to reach the epic levels of fitness, and mental agility needed to traverse the rocky rhetoric that is CCN, however, the others are...so, that's good I guess. Anyway, this week they discuss: Catzilla!,  Red Spain, Protestaganda, Lots of stuff about books to look intelligent, authors capitalising on our fascination with Florida, Magickal Magicky Magick, and the death of a legend! Personnel –   Joe Nolan, Frater Isla, and Kim Monaghan Links: Catzilla - Link Spanish Mayor’s Communist Utopia Link ABQ Mayor Bullshits About Protest Link   Isla Beaten to the Punch: Author Writes Florida Book Link Ewok Sex Den Link This year’s Oddest Book Title of the Year Award Link Jack Parson’s and Marjorie Cameron’s New Book Link RIP Oderus Ungerus - Link Musique Sospetto - Agente D'oriente

This week: Sans-Ken, our fearless heroes attempt (in vain) to push on through with a 'show' for you lucky listeners. Listen to them discuss: Baby Poop, Chef Liar, Pomegranate Batteries, Bangingbig with the Big Bang (yeah I went there), Solar Moon Energy...man, Growing vegetables in space ...maaaaaan, Noah: Action hero. and Courtney Love: Plane finder. Personnel –   Joe Nolan, Frater Isla, and Kim Monaghan Baby Poop Sausage... Link Chef Liar - Link , Link Hippy Watch: Pomegranate batteries - Link Big Bang Proven - Link Solar Energy From the Moon Link Hippy Watch: NASA trying to grow vegetables in space - Link Noah Kicked Ass - Link Courtney Love: Plane spotter - Link

Kim returns with his unsigned focussed show. Filled with the usual blend of weirdness and blathering from your host, and some great new choons. Yeah, really. Tracks. Blemishes - Outer Pluto Nebulae Apostrophic - SKE-3-RCV Sir Rocket Juice - The Toy Box Dino Felipe - Pea Cock Scandra - Steps Into Nowhere Fields of Ohio - A Satsung For Your Saturn Return Bit Cloudy - Washington Phillips Bouwakanja - Present Capitol K - GGiga Llamatron - Mirror Of War

This week: We doff our hats to the head Ghostbuster Harold Ramis, Indian big cats scare Isla and Kim, Kurt Cobain is immortalised in stone, 13 year old flipflop, South America and Europe don't know how the Internet works, and Ass robots! The future now! Personnel –   Joe Nolan, Frater Isla, and Ken Eakins   Linkydinks RIP Harold Ramis - Link Indian Leopard Strolls Through Hospital and Cinema Link Crying Cobain Statue Unveiled - Link Possibly the coolest 13 year old girl ever - Link Brazil and the E.U. Find a Creative Way Around the NSA Link Ass Robot Makes the Uncomfortable Unbelievably Weird - Link Edward Snowden Action Figure with Detachable Head Link Pennsylvania’s Swiss Cheese Pervert - Link OK Schools Teach Kids How Money Works. Bankers Weep. Link

Come and talk music with us on Facebook here. Tracklist OvO - Pandemonio Pierre Raph (Requiem for a Vampire) - Crotch Batterie Public Service Broadcasting - Night Mail Crowhurst - Time Lapse Lake Kawaguchi - Recess Herbert Eimert & Robert Beyer - Klangstudie 2 Ennio Morricone - Placcaggio Necro DeathMort - Titan Master Musicians of Bukkake - Arche Sospetto - Agente D'oriente The Hacker - Deterritorial Army Poppy Ackroyd - Mechanism Secret Chiefs 3 - La Chanson de Jacky If you want us to play your band/noise/whatever, drop us a line here. Peace. ***Signal Ends***

  This week: Isla promos the homo..wait, I fancy some human heads with my Ramen, Ken has that sinking feeling, The Bible: the gift that keeps giving, Isla's Florida report, Crowd-sourcing the cure for cancer, and those crazy Aztecs and their manuscripts. Personnel –   Frater Isla, Kim Monaghan, Roejen Razorwire and Ken Eakins Linkydinks 8 US States with “No Promo Homo” Policies Link Get some Human heads in your belly Link Fucking Sinkholes in the UK now! Link More Down Home Bible Based Madness - Link 55 Bodies Uncovered at Florida’s ‘School of Terror’ Link Another Zombie Attack in Florida Link Man Sets Apartment Fire after Being Told to Stop Masturbating Link Is There A Female Comms Expert ? - Link Voynich manuscript decoded Link

This week: Phillip Seymour Hoffman: Goodnight sweet prince, Isla's got his hands all over your Japanese bra, Go hack a fridge, Remove the pox of the Internet with one nifty plugin, Enigmatic Castaways, Git your Drones off my yard!, Cyberflora on MY Internet?, and Raymonds Oathorama! Personnel –   Frater Isla, Raymond Wiley, Roejen Razorwire and Ken Eakins  Linkydinks Japanese Invent ‘True Love Bra’ Link Now fridges are at it! Link De-bullshitter plugin Link Desert Island Depression Link Beer Drone Shot Down by FAA Link Cyberflora all over my Internets! Link Oath-keepers go operational Link

This week: Seperation between Church and...oh forget it, Pope blood is so hot right now, Himmler's does TMZ, Like shooting chickens in a barrel, County pot awards, Ex-pat pricks, and Obama-care breakdown. Personnel –   Kim Monaghan, Frater Isla, Raymond Wiley, and Ken Eakins Linkydinks: Louisiana Schools Enforce Christianity Link Rough Week For Popes - Link, Link Himmler’s the new Anne Frank - Link Hunt cows with a rocket launcher - Link Pot Awards at the County Fair! Link Porsche-Owning Ex-Pat; Pronounced Prick. - Link Heart-attack-ac-ac-ACA  Link

This week: Kanye West is a dick, The janitor that confused the Internet, Hitchcock's most miserable moments, Ahoy there and stuff; The Pirate Bay still afloat, Urban Freeclimbing makes me mouth-vomit, and Incest for the new generation. Personnel –   Joe Nolan, Kim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins Linkydinks: But he could have bought humility and talent - Link Janitor secretly worked on unsolvable puzzle! - Link Hitchcock’s Holocaust Link, Link The Pirate Bay: Still Afloat Link Altered:Urban Freeclimbing makes me feel ill/& why I am so shocked that C4 made a decent documentary! - Link Ewwwwfest - Link Interludes: KnifeHandChop & El Rey Y o