Conversations for our Grandkids

KEVIN FART, DICK SIZE, SEAMUS GETS MAD, GETS HIGH, HOLY HELL, ONE PUNCH MAN, YUGIOH, HOT RITA, LET ME SEE YOUR DECK, JAPANESE CARDS

Millenial Stairway to Heaven, Arguing with Flat-Earthers, Approaching the Self

Taking the loway, Seamus's show at a singles' mixer, Jazmine walks out of the pizza place, Can't trust my livelihood to the Bad News Bears, Don't Find Dory, Bootleg CD's and DVD's, Constant strangers of Philly, Trolley Troubles, Cringe-worthy Facebook memories, If home is where the heart is--I'm homeless and heartless, The Museum of Circumcised Penises, Does aluminum foil set off metal detectors?, Lil Ramsey's Self-Control Corner, Seamus calls in to Mysterious Universe, Enter Clayman, Sleep paralysis, Making strangers spin, AUMing out of spite, We will send your enemies a bag of dicks.

The smell of dead bodies in your mouth, Taco Bell: made of dead children, Adam only kills mice for fun now (work rant), SPLIT in RPX, Intrusive thoughts, M. Night Shyamalan is back, Get healthy to be happy, Our bodies generate thots, God is what's "out there", You've never had an experience outside of your Self, Crazy on the outside--Sane on the inside, It only takes one time to end up in jail for life.

Credit card chip shit, Robotcar insurance, Sensitivity Training, Homeless Homies, Peacocking on a tightrope, Assassin's Creed, The Plot Queen tackles the OA, The Ajin (Jazmine won't say how), Some Adjective dyke can't ruin A Series of Unfortunate events, Babies chewing on dicks

Airing out dirty logic, First Amendment Defense Act: being free to discriminate against unmarried people boning, Disastrous viewpoints, The world has a fever, Nice is not enough, WWSHD (What Would Sam Harris Do?), Love is Out There; Search On, If you want to know death don't commit suicide,

Alone inside my mind, Drinking as a job, Escaping reality via twerk, #LeaveTrumpsTwitterAlone, Cool clock Ahmed, America is not a demon - just going through dark times, All Americans donate $1 to buy William Shatner's hair, Why the woods feel good, Bear alert in the gayborhood, play battlefield with Seamus - PS4 gamertag: normalguy417

Adam records through his shitty laptop mic, He's also a triggered mouse Nazi, Weedless dreams, Inter-generational sick dreams, -32 points for laying on your side, Green Beedrills, Westworld, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, "I'm gonna take you to Johnny Depp Town", "This Song is 15 years old", Shows to Watch, In the Dark Podcast

Bones popping out, President-Elect Trump, Hillary sucks, The Left made Trump, Trumps first 100 Days, #NoHitlersPlease

Criss Angel sucks, Adam's School of Magical Purity, Back to the Future, Kevin Spacey is a cat, Powerpoint Rangers, Street Sharks: Freaks for Life, Busy World of Richard Scarry, Adam's false memory, the value of secrets, Vote #NoneOfTheAbove

HURRICANE MATTHEW, SEAMUS GRIEVES, #WOKENOMORE, SKINNY FAT, PHASES OF SMOKING, CHILD MIND, THE "SUCK IT" THING

BIG IZZY PROTECTS OUR HONOR, RAPPING WITH SUBURBAN WHITE KIDS, THE BOYZ ANALYZE THEIR KARMIC PREDICAMENT, THE YOGA OF RELATIONSHIP, FART HUMOR, ADAM RECOVERS FROM SCHIZOPHRENIA, SEAMUS LEARNS TO LET GO OF HIS WALLET, OUR OLD FRIEND ADD IS BACK, PODCASTING IS FUN AGAIN.

KURT METZGER, RAPE DISCUSSION, "KURT METZGER NEEDS TO SHUT UP", THE POLICE, AMY SCHUMER, KEVIN DUNN,SEAMUS IS MAD AND NOT SMART, ADAM'S 4TH GRADE TEACHER, WARMONGERS, SEAMUS' ATTENTION SPAN, NO MANS SKY, VIDEO GAMES, POKEMON, COMPUTER ANIMATION VS TRADITIONAL ANIMATION,

HIJAB PORN, DRUNKS AGAIN, OLYMPICS VS PORN, BASEBALL, AMERICAN PIE, HARDCORE HENRY, PAT'S CHEESESTEAKS, CUBAN SANDWICHES, ARBYS, SUBWAY, MIA KHALIFA, BULLET ANTS, AUNT GLOVES, GHOST ADVENTURES, JOHN EDWARDS, UNREAL,TOWER OF TERROR,

BREAK UP SONGS, NOSTALGIA, CALL ME MAYBE, PRE AND POST 9/11, BUSH, PRESIDENT GARY JOHNSON, HILLARY DEAD EYES, STRANGER THINGS, DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS, GAMES

NICE ATTACKS, VIOLENCE, POLICE BRUTALITY, RACISM, POKEMON GO, POKEMON VR, MAD MEN, ADAM SINGS THE 90S, MISSING BIGGIE, METH FOR PRESIDENT

OLD RICE, ADAM'S THESIS, EUROPE, BARFING, BREXIT, IMMIGRATION, TRUMP, HILLARY, OBAMA, REGRESSIVE LEFT, ORLANDO SHOOTING, RADICAL ISLAM, SAM HARRIS, PRE-SOMETHING, HOLE'S BIRTHDAY, ISIS, SHEEPBA, THIRD EYE, JUNK DNA, CHILDREN OF AIDS, INDIGO CHILDREN

MINNESOTA, EXERCISE, ADAMS IN TOWN, JOB, MEDITATION, DYING, EVOLUTION, OBJECTIVE REALITY, TACO BELL, HESS TRUCKS, LAUGHING AT 9/11, ORLANDO SHOOTING, COLUMBINE, CHOPPY CHOPPY PEE PEE

PEACHES, JAMES AND THE GIANT PEACH, LION KING, GREAT GATSBY, 3D MOVIES, LITERALLY DISGUSTING, BREAKING UP BEFORE PROM, VR PORN, THE WEIGHT OF YOUR KNOCKERS, GETTING KICKED IN THE COOCH, PLASTIC SURGERY, WALMART, PRISON, MANAYUNK BIKE RACE, SCOOBY DOO, JAZMINES FACEBOOK, HORROR MOVIES, JAZMINES DOORBELL, ORANGE IS THE NEW BLECH, THREE BASIC COLORS

DRUGS, MEMORIAL DAY DRINKING, GARY JOHNSON, METH, MEDITATION, MYSTERIOUS UNIVERSE, PAPER MACHE VAGINA, STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKES, SUPERMAN THAT HO, IGGY AZALIA, CHAPPELLE SHOW, COMEDY, GEORGE CARLIN, SIDEWALKS ARE AWESOME, HARAMBE, BLACKFISH

THE CHASER, STRUGGLES, SAHDHGURU, STAND UP, JESELNIK, COLDPLAY, BLACK KEYS, DRUGS, MAJOR DEPRESSION, YOGA

DRINKING AGAIN, THINK LIKE A MAN, WASHING FEET IN THE SINK, THE GAME, PUA, MOUNT OLMYPUS GROS STRONG, TIME TRAVELING WASTED, JOEL OLSTEEN, DEVIL JAZMINE, QUIT THE LAB, I SECOND THAT, BLACK GIRL MAGIC PARTY, WOMENS BATHROOMS, LUCY LUI, EXCHANGE PROGRAM, ADAM'S CDS, 14 SHOTS DEEP, JAZMINE EATS RAW MEAT, HELL EARTH HEAVEN

ASTRAL BODIES, BABAJI, LOONEY TOON WORLD, FREE WILL, MICRODOSING, GREAT AUNT, GRANDKIDS, HYPERBOLIC, SEAMUS' BUS STORY, FUN DIP, BIG DIPPER, HEROIN , JAZMINE THE PLOT QUEEN

THE SELF, MILLIONAIRE BOY, MEXICAN BILLIONAIRE, NIAGRA FALLS, CHYNA, ONE NIGHT IN CHYNA, WAGE GAP, STANDARDS OF BEAUTY, YOU BLACK?, THE TRUTH, ANXIETY, 124, KABBALAH, CLEAR THE AIR, INDENTIFYING WITH THE BODY, INTERVIEW SEAMUS TIME, TEACHER'S PREDICTION

Intro: "Sunny" by Stevie WonderOutro: "Acid Rain" by Chance the RapperMICRODOSING, ALLEDGEDLY, STEVIE WONDER, ASTRAL DICKS, BEING TALL, OJ SIMPSON, DOING FIGURE 8'S, ADAM'S AMNESIA, IDLE HANDS, BRAOD CITY, GOD N SHIT

RAPPING,#RESISTCAPITALISM, GOVERNMENT, BILL CLINTON, POLITICS IN VR, VERTIGO, IMAX THEATER, GRATEFUL DEAD MUSEUM, BATH OF WINE, DR WHO CONDOMS, SHERLOCK HOLMES IN THE 22ND CENTURY, WHEN THAT SHIT COMES BACK?, CATDOG, CRYING AT MOVIES, SPOTLIGHT BLOOPERS, SCHOOL OF ROCK TV SHOW, CLOVERFIELD, KIDZ BOPS, DEADS ON FACEBOOK, DEAD DAUGHTER PHOTOSHOPS

Intro: "Virtual Insanity" by JamiroquaiOutro: "10 Feet Tall" by Fat Freddy's DropGOOGLE CARDBOARD, VIRTUAL REALITY, EXPLORER, URBAN HIKE, GYPSIES, DRONES, ENLIGHTENED SOCIETY, WORLD WIDE ORGY, FURRIES, OPEN MIC, COLLEGE CHILDREN, OFFENDED, GENERATIONS, PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES, HILLARY VS BERNIE, JFK, FDR, THE DUSTBOWL, DAVID MACKAY, FUCKING ALIENS, MR. ROGERS, THE ROCK, WRESTLEMANIA, BACON POPTARTS, KIM GOLDMAN 

WEED TALKING, FEEL THE BURN, TRUMP ON TORTURE, THE PEOPLE VS OJ SIMPSON, GUILTY, BEYONCE RACE BAITING, FORMATION, COPS, JOSEPHINE BAKER, BANANA SKIRT, TRAYVON MARTIN, BREAKING AND ENTERING, DNA, ADAM'S BOMB, BEEFIN, WAGE GAP, INEQUALITY, DRUGS

RACIAL SLURS, WAP, BOONGA, NEVER EAT OF A PIG, HALAL TRUCK, CHICKENSTEAKSTEAK, TRANSGENDER ISSUES, JAZZ, JAZMINE'S FACEBOOK DRAMA, TEN TOES DOWN, INSANITY, URBAN DICTIONARY, FAMILY, C-SECTION, RELAXED SUICIDE, DOWN SYNDROME, MUSCULAR DISTROPHY BAE, BEYONCE, WE OFFENSIVE?

STONE COLD, EARTH FAIR, REBOOTS, UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, GHOSTBUSTERS TRAILER, PEOPLE OF SOCIAL MEDIA, POLITICS, JOBS, MED STUDENTS, HIJAB, ESL, MOUSEMAN, CURTIS COOPER, UBER, MARKET PRICE PUSS, CONSENT IS BAE

THE LIPS, THE WARRIORS, 3 O'CLOCK HIGH, VIOLENCE, WORLDSTAR FIGHT COMPS, CONOR MCGREGOR, UFC, RV CONVENTION, EMPTY THE SHITTER, SOBER SEAMUS, SUBSTANCES, CONVERSATION 9, CHINESE FINGER TRAP, GOD PROVIDES, DRUNK ON THE EL, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE, ADAM'S OLD APARTMENT, ALAN WATTS, SHROOMS, PRAYING, NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCES, DIFFERENT TYPES OF YOGA

NUDECAST, DOPE UBER, EMPATHY WITHOUT A PLAN, THE KKK, MLK, NONVIOLENCE, FREEDOM RIDERS, OCCUPY WALLSTREET, FACEBOOK, ANGER, PORN, THE DESIRE SYSTEM, THE MIDDLE PATH

ADAM AND HIS FORTY ASS, MAD MEN, DRUNK DRIVING, KENSINGTON, FUCK SCHOOL, PREDICTIONS, RAY KURZWEIL, THE SINGULARITY IS NEAR, AIMBOT, ROBOT JESUS, OLDS VS TECH, STOCK BOTS, GAME THEORY, 2021, THE PRINTING PRESS, PRESIDENTIAL PREDICTIONS, HILLARY CLINTON, AUTOMATONJON, AUTOMATOM

THE POLITICS OF PUTTING OUT, DANIELLE'S COMMENTS, CONVERSATIONS FOR OUR GRANDKIDS, KANYE BUTT FINGERS, AMBER ROSE, GOLDFINGER, WHO AM I, MICHAEL JACKSON, FREE SHIT, CHICKEN CHEESESTEAK, EVER HEARD OF IT?, MICE MAN, BUTTER, HALL OF INFAMY, GOING HAM ON THE JEWS, PIZZA BUBBLES, WEDDINGS, GRILLZ, JAZMINE'S WRESTLING CORNER

BACKWASH, GROSS THINGS, CUNTRY CUNT, THE REVENANT, JAZZ HANDS, FACTUAL FEMINIST, SAFE ROOM, RACE STUFF, ADAM'S BLACK DAD, LGBTQ, THE DOGS, MY FAG WIFE, SEXUAL ASSAULT, CUTEST 911 CALL, COMEDY KIDS, WORMAGEDDON

#OSCARSSOWHITE, AFFIRMITIVE ACTION, NATIVE AMERICAN JEWISH LESBIAN, DONALD TRUMP, DAVID BOWIE, HOMELESS STORIES, GENDER NEUTRAL, THE BIBLE, THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF A YOGI, YOGANANDA, MARTIN LUTHER KING, DRUG LAWS, SENDING INMATES TO WAR, GAY MARRIAGE, FOOD STAMPS, HEALTHY FOOD, HECKLING

DOLLAR STORE BEER, CONNOISSEUR, SHADOW PEOPLE, PARANORMAL ACTIVITY: GHOST DIMENSION, SHIT TALKING, PHILADELPHIA, THE GRID SYSTEM, JAPAN, TOTAL DIVAS,SEAMUS' WRESTLING CORNER, ROYAL RUMBLE PORN, NEVILLE, MASCOT FIGHTING, MARIO THE DRAGON, CENTRAL MIRRORS, MIDGETS, BECKY THE LUMP, ZIKA VIRUS, UFO, MYSTICS, TULPA

DRUNK ADAM, MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY JR, WHITE FLIGHT, GRAND THEFT AUTO, BOYHOOD, INSTRUCTION SONGS, PLAY DAY, CURTIS COOPER, SESAME STREET, READING RAINBOW, MORALITY, SPONGEBOB, SELF REALIZATION

CFOG ALBUM, JUSTIN BIEBER, FRANK & OAK, KEVIN FEDERLINE, HOOBASTANK, CONFESSIONS PART 3, REPOPULATION, BIG KID, ANIME, DRAGONBALL Z, SOCIAL JUSTICE, FACEBOOK, VIDEO GAMES, FINAL FANTASY SUCKS, FALLOUT 4, STAR WARS BATTLEFRONT, POWERBALL, THE HOMELESS, SCIENTOLOGY, THE SELF, OPEN MICS, WHO AM I?

SHOOTING THE SHIT, MORE STAR WARS, GAY IN THE FAGGOT SENSE, NOISEY JAZMINE, THE GAY TWIN, MOST EVIL THING, ADAM'S GRAND LIE, RICH GEORGE: A HERO, VALIDATION, SEAMUS' FAMILY HISTORY, SIBLING, GARGOYLES, SHORE STORY, LEMON BAR HIGH, THE SWINGS, GRAVITRON, HULKY, STONER MEETUPS, JAZMINE'S FREESTYLE, DREAM PEOPLE, CASINO, THE NEW JERSEY CREEP, GRAVEYARD

MONEY, POWER, RESPECT, FAMILY, FAT BONG RIPS, ADAM AND JAZMINE, THE FIRE, WEED, MEDITATION, HEALTH TIP FOR YOUR COOKIES, TURMINI BROTHERS BAKERY, KROONIES, STAR WARS, KYLO REN, PLOTS, MEME MUGGIN

CYBORG TITS, LUCKY THE LEPRECHAUN, T-SHIRTS WITH WORDS, AM I YOUR FETISH?, MAN CRATES, TURBO, BLACK HERMIONE, STEVE HARVEY, MISS UNIVERSE, DIRTY STINKY PUSS, PUMPKINCAST, VEGAN BULLSHIT, NATIVE AMERICANS, WHITE JEW FUCK, FUCK PAPA JOHNS, BIGGIE SMALLS, MAD MEN, JAZMINE FAMILY, LUCIFER, DARK SIDE

#DEADSON, JOE ROGAN, STAND UP, COMEDY UNDERDOGS, BILL COSBY, TWEENING IT UP, SENSORY DEPRIVATION, TRIPPY SHIT, SANTA CLAUS, DOUBLE ANAL, SANTA STING, DELIVERING HOLIDAY MEALS, EVERYTHING WAS SO JEWY, TWO OREOS, THE HATEFUL 8, PETEY THE PEDOPHILE, FUCK THE GREEKS, CAN WE BE THE BIGGER PERSON, I.Q. TESTS, LIGHTING THEM UP, 7/10

ANGER, MIDDLESCHOOL STORIES, STAR WARS, ANAKIN, JAR JAR BINKS: AUTISTIC SAVAANT, REDLETTERMEDIA, YODA, ISIS STAR WARS, MORGAN FREEMAN, ADAM'S ANGER, HE-MAN, KARAN'S QUOTES, ISIS MEMES, TRUMP, DEMOCRACY, CORPORATE FACISM, OLIGARCHY, LET US KNOW

JUST ENOUGH COLOR, WHITE PEOPLE COOKING, WHITE PEPPER, PAPER PLATES, STRAIGHT GOOFIN GRANDMA, FRIDGE FACTS, EATING A BAG OF SALT, BRENDAN'S REVIEW, JAZMINE'S POPS, I HAVE MY OWN AGENDA, "DON'T BE A PUSSY, TELL THE TRUTH," WIM HOF METHOD, CAR ACCIDENT, ANGRY SEAMUS, COLORADO TRIP, KICK TITS, FIND ADAM AND JAZMINE, CD SCHULTZ WINS

PARTY CITY, FACIAL HAIR, CLOGGED NOSES, MY SISTER, MOVIE TAVERN, JAMES BOND, MOVIES, IDRIS ELBA, HAIR CUTTERY, SMALLTALK, JAZMINE'S DAD, COME ON

ANONYMOUS SENDING RICK ROLLS, RADICAL ISLAM, GRAHAM HANCOCK, PREDICTIONS, ASTROLOGY, OBAMA'S REPTILIAN SKIN SUIT, REAL GHOST PLAYING WITH KIDS!!!, SCOOBY DOOBIES, THE SYSTEM OF BIRTH AND REBIRTH, FEAR, PSIONIC BETAZOIDS, ALIENS, SPACE HITLER, BILLY THE SPACE ASSHOLE, ADAM'S GHOST BOUNTY

IRELAND, BULMERS, RING OF KERRY, NO-GO ZONES, PARIS SHOOTINGS, LAYING IT ON THICK, REFUGEE CRISIS, IMMIGRATION WORLD POVERTY AND GUMBALLS, ADAM IS A FAN OF DRONES, ANONYMOUS, RONDA ROUSEY, OVER 9000, AMY, HEROIN, K-HOLES, YOGA, ADAM'S DRUG LIST, THIS HAND GESTURE, ACID

SEAMUS' DAD, FAKE LAUGH, GREAT GRANDKIDS, IRELAND, VOLVIC, ALZHEIMERS, EXPAND ON REALITY, A FUCKING ACCIDENT, CLIFF, KILKENNY CASTLE, SEEING AMERICANS OUTSIDE OF AMERICA, ACID, RACIST GREAT GRANDFATHER, IT'S AN N WORD MAYDAY, GRANDPA, BABY-BOOMERS, DAD GRILLS ME, COMPUTER CODE, FREE WILL, EXISTENTIAL KID

SPOOKY SOUNDS, SLEEP PARALYSIS, NIGHT TREMORS, JAZMINE'S BANGIN ASS GHOST STORY, DEATH NEVER TELLS YOU WHEN IT'S HAPPENING, TULPA, SEAMUS' MOM'S STORY, DEAD NAZIS, BLACK BABY STORY, GHOST SHIP, BABADOOK, BIRTH DEFECTS

SNUFF PUPPETS, WORLDS UGLIEST WOMAN, DOGFIGHT, ANTI-BULLYING, THERAPY, THE TRUTH, BIGGEST LOSER SCAM, WALING DEAD BRO, WALKING THE LINE, TRAINED FAT ACTORS, HOMELESS WEDDING, KISS LESS VIRGINS, RAPE REVENGE, DICK CUTTING, ICE MAN, SEAMUS' WRESTLING CORNER, POLICE BRUTALITY, TARANTINO, KEVIN HART, MEME MAKER, AGGRESSIVE ATHEIST, RULE BREAKERS