My Momma Told Me with Langston Kerman

Langston and David dedicate an episode to answering a listener's email with their version of Quid Pro Quo Ho, a popular game from our live shows. The game presents hopeful possibilities for the world, but each possibility comes with very specific conditions. Think of it as a Black Saw scenario and Langston being Jigsaw, which weirdly seems to track. The conversation leads to beautiful chaos and David still defends himself as a lover of all animals.  SEND YOUR DROPS & BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES: mymommapod@gmail.com FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

David, Olivia, and editor Justin hold down the fort on this week's Motherf*ckin Mini Episode and discuss the newest ambassador request for My Momma Told Me: Temu.  EMAIL YOUR CONSPIRACY THEORIES & DROPS TO mymommapod@gmail.com FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey Lil' Mommas! We will be back next week with new episodes and more Black conspiracy theories to wrap our lil' heads around. Enjoy this episode with Keith Johnson. Be sure to rate and review the podcast here.  -- Is Ray J the "Godfather of Culture"? Langston and David get into a deep conversation with comedian Keith Johnson (This Fool, Comedy Central) about how Ray J has been at every pivotal point in cultural moments. We may even say that he's the Black Forrest Gump. Does he truly take any losses? Was Kanye sacrificed for Ray J? We go from Kardashians to playing the piano in front of Mayweather, and much more. Also, we start the episode with a deep dive into Black fallen heroes: Will Smith and Michael Jorden. Heavy emphasis on "fallen." Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and more to mymommapod@gmail.com FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

David holds the fort down while Langston is out, but producer Olivia makes her debut cameo on this week's Motherf*ckin Mini Episode. They answer an email about celebrities dying in threes.  EMAIL YOUR CONSPIRACY THEORIES & DROPS TO mymommapod@gmail.com FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week Langston and David present My Momma Told Me Live at The Comedy Store in Los Angeles, California for Netflix Is A Joke Festival. They invite returning guests Jay Jurden and Steelo Brim to partake in crazy and hilariously controversial conversations surrounding Black conspiracy theories. From Kendrick and Drake beef to big booties, we know you Lil' Mommas will like this episode.  FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David talk about Kendrick Lamar's diss track to Drake and answer a listener's emails about an urban legend figure: The Bunny Man.  **FEW TICKETS LEFT** MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did 8ft aliens take over a Miami mall? Langston and David talk with returning guest, Dulcé Sloan (Hello, Friends! Stories of Dating, Destiny, & Day Jobs), about this phenomenon that happened a few months ago. This was reported all over the local news as well as TikTok. The three get down to business asking questions about the existence of aliens, how tall aliens are, and would aliens even want to hang out with earthlings. Also, we learn Langston and David's REAL heights.  MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

My Momma Told Me presents the first act of the Chicago Live show. Just to give you Lil' Mommas a taste of what to expect at our live show on SUN 5/5 at The Comedy Store. If you haven't gotten tickets go to NetflixIsAJoke.com and search "My Momma Told Me". Get your today! FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David reflect on the life and death of O.J. Simpson. A complicated figure in the culture and a frequently brought up person on this podcast. His comedy, Twitter antics, and headlines supplied so much material to daily conversations, plus they discuss past topics like O.J.'s son doing the murder and the strange videos O.J. posted leading up to his death. We all agree murder isn't funny, but O.J. may be the funniest acquitted murderer ever.  MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the infamous Hag that suffocates you while you're sleeping. MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are dark n*ggas having a moment? Langston and David talk to Reggie Conquest (Abbott Elementary) about the dark kings who are shining bright. This can be traced back to everyone wanting to be Wesley Snipes in the 90s as well as J.Cole apologizing to Kendrick Lamar two weeks ago. We also address the craziness of Meek Mill and Draymond Green. Plus, the latest from Terrence Howard. Fire alarms are constantly being pulled during this episode. This is the rampant colorism we promise to deliver each week.  MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David answer a listener's email about a Jamaican folk remedy that cures asthma: rat soup. MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you wear red nail polish, does that mean you're a floozy? Langston and David get in the chair with Kristen Sivills & J-Rod (And Then We... Podcast) about the ultra-popular nail polish color of choice. When is the appropriate age to wear red nail polish? What does the color red do to the opposite sex? Also, they discuss where nail polish originated and how it came to popularity for all kinds of people. This is a hoe-positive episode and we even dare to say a hoe-positive podcast. Live your true colors!  Check out "And Then We..." on Tour! https://andthenwehadsex.com/pages/events MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David answer a listener's email that delves into the concept of "The darker the skin, the easier they are to deal with in business." Plus, they revisit a racist nursery rhyme.  MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you tickle a baby will it develop a stutter? Langston and David discuss this conspiracy at length. How does this impact speech patterns? Is it possible to tickle a baby TOO much? What is tickle torture? David unwillingly shares his story with Langston about "fighting like a giraffe". Plus, they reminisce about intellectual rappers who turned out not to be smart.  MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David discuss the myth, the legend of Jamaica's own, Sean Paul. Plus, they have a lot to say about '00 ringtones. MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did escaped slaves throw hush puppies out to distract the hounds from tracking them? Langston and David gather with ATL's own Mandal (Don't Tell Comedy) about this Facebook conspiracy theory. They go into tangents about Captain D's fish shack, tilapia being printed on 3D printers, and cod being the hotdog version of fish. Questions arise throughout the episode. Who originated Hush Puppies? How did this rumor spread so fast? Who else fries bread? Also, we learn Langston doesn't like chicken livers.  MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ Bye, bitch!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Karate being originally from Africa.  MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ Bye, bitch!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do Black men in Hollywood have to put on a dress to succeed in Hollywood? Langston and David try on different ideas with Devon Walker (Saturday Night Live) about this popular barbershop conspiracy. They name the Mount Rushmore of Black men in dresses and what does it mean to be masculine. Musicians take a swing at putting on dresses, but are they really contributing to the conversation. Two words: Sylvia Plath  MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ Bye, bitch!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David answer a listener's email about finding a woman with no teeth. MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ Bye, bitch!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David open up the numerous emails we received about S Curl models and whether or not they exist. Some listeners share personal stories of knowing someone who did model and some just want to note that they met B2K in the process. If you believe you have additional information about S Curl models OR were one, reach out to us! Who knows, you could be a future guest on the pod. But that's it, if we give you all too much power it's gonna be a goddamn mess, and not the good kind!  MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David discuss last week's argument David had with his girlfriend. They both take a deep dive into The Jungle Book and who Baloo represents. Also, Langston is a Shere Khan stan. MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are aliens actually living in the deep sea? Langston and David dive with Jeff Wright (Late Night with Seth Meyers) into this conspiracy theory. Why have we spent so much money on NASA and not as much on ocean exploration? Are the fish we're eating the "dumb" aliens? Why is the Little Mermaid a sell-out? More questions ahead of this episode, plus what areas of Denver have Black people? All we know is it's not the mountain areas. MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

David holds down this week's mini episode and answers a listener's email about semen backing up shower pipes. Plus, he shares his latest argument with his girlfriend. MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David are visited by Big Money Players head honcho, Will Ferrell, on this week's episode. Questions arise: will this guest alienate our listeners? Who is "Pappa"? Why does he want to drink pee so badly? He shares personal conspiracies regarding the cure for athlete's foot and more Stevie Wonder stories. Plus, a round of quid pro quo hoe gets him to answer the hard-hitting questions. There's no escaping this one, white devil! MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David answer a listener's email about yoga being a way to let Satan into your mind. MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can a snake come up the toilet and bite you? Langston and David discuss this disturbing conspiracy theory from a listener's emails. Why do snakes want to bite your genitals? Is this a common incident? Why are Lil' Mommas hitting on David thru DMs? They discuss Paul Pierce's rock bottom and accidentally sh*tting their pants at a Safeway. This might be the grossest episode to date on MMTM, but we already know you're listening to this podcast in the bathroom. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David answer a listener's email about cis males loving Usher, plus conversation of Ne-Yo occurs. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is the infamous Willie Lynch speech real? Langston and David talk it out with Rochée Jeffrey (Yes, We Cannabis from Audible) about this legendary conspiracy theory. What are the implications of this letter? Was it meant to control the Black community or just pit us against each other? Ultimately, the letter is a hoax but we explore the emotional truth to it and what it means to the community who is under constant scrutiny. Plus, the three pick their favorite stereotypes of Black people and briefly talk about Langston's Cam'ron inspired hoodie and David's barbershop visit. Vote "Yes, We Cannabis" for the NAACP Image Awards! FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey Lil' Mommas! We will be back next week with new Motherf*ckin Mini Episodes. Until then, enjoy this throwback mini about Bobby Hemmit.  -- Langston and David take a deep dive into the most hotep person on the Internet: Bobby Hemmit. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are white people getting worse at making food on purpose? Langston and David cook this conspiracy theory in the studio. Does this come from white people's reaction to Black people getting more rights? Is this some sort of sick empowerment? How are bad meals going viral? They dissect regional food conversations and even rank which US region is the best. Also, is there a tendency for people to like everyone else's food, but not their own? We just want white people to know they have potential in the kitchen, but when they don't apply themselves, we're heading to Golden Corral.  FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David answer a listener's email about prison bed count based on third grade test scores. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are all child stars victims? Langston and David talk with Kid Fury (The Read) about this tragic conspiracy theory. They talk about the infamous sexual assault rumor that roamed the hallways of every middle school about Li'l Bow Wow. How could something so heinous spread so fast and make this rapper call a radio station from Paris? Is this just jealousy and emotional manipulation? Plus, the guys discuss Lil Wayne's virginity story and a disturbing list of other stars who have been exploited by the entertainment industry. You probably won't feel great after this episode, but go find Ginuwine's 106th and Park clip for a good time. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey Lil Mommas! If you are a BMP Diamond member you can listen to live from Pittsburgh today. This episode will be released to the public in two weeks.  Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and more to mymommapod@gmail.com FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Get your items before the busy holiday season. Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David answer a listener's email about S-Curl and Bigen models and if they exist or not. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you play with silver toys during a lightning storm, will you be struck down? Langston and David chat with Kevin "KevOnStage" Fredericks (Here's The Thing Podcast) about this electrifying conspiracy theory. The guys trace things back to their "playing with action figures" days and wonder what toys were made of and how our curiosity got the best of us when learning about electricity. Whether you stick a fork in a socket or put a metal tuna can in the microwave, we were determined to get superpowers! Talks of ESP and Lou Rawls occur, but that's nothing really new to this podcast. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David catch up with all of the 2024 talks about Shannon Sharpe, Katt Williams, and a new conspiracy layer to "Black man in a dress". Plus, they open a listener's email about voodoo spaghetti. Zendaya, are you listening? FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Were AriZona Iced Teas created to hold back the Black Community? Langston and David take a long sip of this conspiracy with Kofi Thomas (HBO, YouTube). They discuss the relationship between AriZona Iced Tea and malt liquor companies. Plus, a long history involving families who want control of distribution. Who wants to get their hands on that Mucho Mango? There were no bodegas harmed in the making of this episode. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David answer an email from one of our most infamous listeners. X-Pats, get ready. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE. Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Was Teresa Graves the biological mother of Whitney Houston? Langston and David dance with this TikTok conspiracy from the very funny Mel Mitchell (Jokes on You Podcast). They go over the history of this R&B diva (the highs and lows) and whether this rumor has legs. Who is Teresa Graves? Was Whitney's father a cheater? Let's just say, if we were Cissy Houston, we would be pissed. Speculations keep conspiracies alive and we are here for it. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey Lil' Mommas! New Mini Episodes will be available starting next week. Until then, enjoy this classic... Langston and David answer a listener's email about baby formula companies purposefully tricking African women not to breastfeed, so they could sell them baby formula. -- FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE TO PRE-ORDER (DELIVERS DEC. 10th)! Get your items before the busy holiday season. Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey Lil' Mommas! Happy 2024! MMTM is off on hiatus, but enjoy this supercut of the best episodes of the year. Part 2 features Punkie Johnson, Skye Townsend, and Jordan Temple. Rate and review the podcast here. Bye, bitch! FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Get your items now at mymommatoldme.merchcentral.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey Lil Mommas! Looking for a new show to add to your podcast rotation? Check out StraightioLab with George Civeris and Sam Taggart. This episode features My Momma Told Me host, Langston Kerman. In the meantime, be sure to rate and review My Momma Told Me here. Bye, bitch! FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Get your items now at mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com --- Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Not so fast, sicko. This week we have poet laureate Langston Kerman on to debunk the disgusting and hurtful rumor that poetry is gay. In addition to taking town the toxic poetry industry, we also discuss whether or not David Sedaris is mother, how straight men suffer when they play gay or even bi on TV, and how weddings are the new Coachella (drug-use wise). So free yourself from form, thank ee cummings for inspiring Ariana Grande, and listen to this ep!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey Lil' Mommas! MMTM is off on hiatus for the next two weeks, but enjoy this supercut of the best episodes of the year. Part 1 features Tristen Winger, Jay Jurden, and Marilee Williams. Rate and review the podcast here. Bye, bitch! FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Get your items now at mymommatoldme.merchcentral.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is there a war on Christmas? Langston and David slide down the chimney with no care on this conspiracy theory. Tangents arise when discussing why people are so angry. Is it the language? Is it our current world? Who knows, but talks of IG baddies and multiracial Albinos are discussed. Also, they talk about how far to lean into the Christmas spirit. Since this is the last episode of the year, we here at MMTM want to wish you Lil' Mommas a Happy Holidays (Kwanzaa, if you're nasty) and stay tuned for the next two weeks showcasing The Best of My Momma Told Me Pt. 1 and Pt. 2. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE TO PRE-ORDER (DELIVERS DEC. 10th)! Get your items before the busy holiday season. Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey Lil Mommas! Instead of Thursday's Motherf*ckin Mini Episode, we will be releasing the My Momma Told Me Live in LA early. Enjoy!  Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and more to mymommapod@gmail.com FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Get your items before the busy holiday season. Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Does "freaking" a Black & Mild make it healthier? Langston and David sit down with returning MMTM guest, Rob Haze (The Inconsistent Podcast) about this conspiracy theory. Questions arise around the process and whether or not these are allowed to be brought on airplanes. Plus, they touch lightly on dressing up like business professionals for the club back in 2010. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE TO PRE-ORDER (DELIVERS DEC. 10th)! Get your items before the busy holiday season. Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David answer an email from someone speculating the link of CTE to R&B artists. Plus, Langston and David exchange K-Ci & Jojo videos. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE TO PRE-ORDER (DELIVERS DEC. 10th)! Get your items before the busy holiday season. Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you mention you're an "organ donor" on your driver's license, does that mean doctors won't save you? Langston and David dissect this conspiracy theory with Carl Foreman, Jr. (Search Party). Conversations about who is and who isn't an organ donor arise. Does it matter what type of organs go into certain bodies? They also talk about what recipients they would refuse to donate to (we're looking at you, Kid Rock). Plus, gruesome realizations happen along the way. Thanks, research! FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE TO PRE-ORDER (DELIVERS DEC. 10th)! Get your items before the busy holiday season. Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David respond to MMTM's most infamous listener in the latest installment of their email series.  FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE TO PRE-ORDER (DELIVERS DEC. 10th)! Get your items before the busy holiday season. Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are carrots genetically modified in order to help the optometry industry? Langston and David take a look at this conspiracy theory with comedian Tahir Moore (Damn Internet You're Scary Podcast). They discuss the history of carrots, The Griffin Brothers, and being in denial when it comes to needing glasses. Tahir and David confirm that Langston is a villain throughout this episode. Truly, making Langston the ultimate "very good, bad boy". FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE TO PRE-ORDER (DELIVERS DEC. 10th)! Get your items before the busy holiday season. Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.