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Sponsored by Factor. Head to https://www.factormeals.com/diys50off and use code diys50off to get 50 percent off and 1 free breakfast item per box for 1 year, while supplies last until 10/31/2026.Sponsored by Mint Mobile. To get your new wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to https://www.mintmobile.com/diys.Sponsored by IndaCloud If you're 21 or older, get 30% OFF your first order @IndaCloud with code DIYS at https://inda.shop/DIYS! #indacloudpodTahir Moore and Patrick Cloud get into the strange new rules of going viral: hecklers trying to become part of the show, comedians manufacturing audience moments, podcasts staging drama, and the uncomfortable question of whether simply making good content is still enough.They even put the theory to the test with their own intentionally staged podcast confrontation.Elsewhere, the guys react to a jet ski crash at Lake Lanier, a man surviving a jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, two Forest Service employees being taken hostage, a rare shrimp-virus story, Switzerland's surprisingly strict guinea pig rules, and the never-ending battle between frightening headlines and common sense.Tahir also looks back on sleeping in a running car during an early comedy audition trip, appearing on MTV's Yo Momma, and the roasting culture surrounding the early All Def days.Subscribe for more Dam Internet, You Scary! with Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud.00:00 Phoenix Heat and Sleeping in a Car for Comedy02:24 MTV Yo Momma and the Reality of Reality TV04:12 How Roasting Changed the All Def Culture05:48 Kids, Parenting and Seventh Grade Chaos10:02 Looking Back at the DIYS Backlog12:06 Factor15:02 The Lake Lanier Jet Ski Crash20:24 A Brooklyn Bridge Jump With a Trash Bag22:48 A Heckler Gets Removed From Tahir's Show24:30 Are Viral Crowd Clips Creating More Hecklers?28:38 Scripted Drama and Manufactured Viral Moments30:08 Tahir and Patrick Stage Their Own Fake Podcast Drama32:30 Mint Mobile35:46 Forest Service Employees Taken Hostage40:27 The Shrimp Virus Story41:59 Tahir Refuses to Give Up Taco Bell44:07 In The Cloud47:11 Switzerland's Guinea Pig Rule50:26 Can Domesticated Animals Become Depressed?52:32 Pet Laws and a Government-Control Detour54:34 Politics, Protest and America's Relationship With Conflict57:16 Why Negativity Beats Positive Content Online59:07 Tahir and Patrick's Upcoming Projects01:00:33 Outro#DamInternetYouScary #DIYS #TahirMoore #PatrickCloud #Podcast #LivePodcast #ComedyPodcast
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This week, the Good Moms are joined by comedians, creators, and Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore for one of the funniest episodes of the season. The four dive into internet culture, conspiracy theories, dating, polyamory, strip clubs, masturbation, marriage, fatherhood, and the wild rabbit holes that somehow become everyday conversations. What starts as a conversation about building a podcast from two iPhones quickly spirals into hilarious debates about aliens, OnlyFans, red flags, church's chicken, and why the internet has everyone questioning reality. In this episode, you can expect to hear: How Patrick & Tahir built Dam Internet, You Scary! from scratch The craziest internet rabbit holes they've fallen into Aliens, conspiracy theories & the Mandela Effect Polyamory, open relationships & modern dating Honest conversations about marriage and commitment The funniest strip club stories you've ever heard Masturbation, sex toys & guilty pleasures Trigger Roulette: rapid-fire takes on feminism, patriarchy, fatherhood, cannabis & more Why the internet is both entertaining and absolutely exhausting Horror stories that prove truth is stranger than fiction See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud sit down with Big Irish Jay for a wild ride through zombie squirrels (squirrel fibromatosis), cocaine-laced shrimp, an FDA warning on radioactive shrimp, and the long-running Denver International Airport conspiracy—plus Alaska Triangle vanishings and the first attempted homicide in Antarctica. It's equal parts creepy, hilarious, and “why is this happening?” Tap in, laugh with us, and drop your favorite conspiracy in the comments
Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by Better Help. Summer nostalgia fades, animal parts get weird, and cinnamon shocks us all. In this hilarious Dam Internet, You Scary! episode, we debate the BEST and WORST seasons, try to survive an “animal body part” challenge, get grossed out by fertilized eggs, and salute beavers who saved $1.2 million. We also dive into:
Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by Better Help
Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary Racism has a uniform?! The guys break down the unofficial fashion guide of the most hateful folks, dive into the cursed Annabelle doll shutting down 911 in Pennsylvania, and Tahir shares the insane story of getting tatted by a possibly high-on-meth tattoo artist. From Roommate/Neighbor/Landlord games with Kanye & Elon to dissecting the dumbest moments in Fast & Furious, this episode is comedy chaos.
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In this week's Fraud Friday, Laci is joined by Tahir Moore (The Unhitch King, Insecure) to discuss John Darwin, a British man who faked his death and disappearance to avoid a mountain of debt. Plus, a home in Virginia was put on the market with an occupant still living in the basement. Stay Schemin'! (Originally Released 05/30/2022) CON-gregation, catch Laci's TV Show, Scam Goddess, now on Freeform and Hulu!Did you miss out on a custom signed Scam Goddess: Lessons from a Life of Cons, Grifts and Schemes book? Look no more, nab your copy here on PODSWAG Follow on Instagram:Scam Goddess Pod: @scamgoddesspodLaci Mosley: @divalaciTahir Moore: @tahirmoore Research by Kaelyn Brandt SOURCES:https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/how-i-exposed-the-curious-case-of-canoe-man-john-darwin-0krwmnlkwhttps://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-tyne-37551735https://www.axios.com/local/washington-dc/2022/04/13/fairfax-squatter-house-under-contracthttps://www.fox5dc.com/news/fairfax-home-sells-for-more-than-800k-despite-occupant-living-in-basementhttps://www.vice.com/en/article/bvn4zd/john-darwin-canoe-man-true-story Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Scam Goddess ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.
Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp.
Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by Better Help.,
From terrifying Final Destination screenings to AI destroying the planet
This episode of Damn Internet, You Scary! is a full-blown ride. Guest: Devonte West https://www.instagram.com/_devontewest/ Devonte West joins Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud for an unhinged convo that covers: Snail trail face masks