Please Excuse My Dead Aunt Sally

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Suzy & Mike take you to the far back of the junk drawer with bad advice, listener Q&A, and conspiracy facts, in what has been described as the podcast equivalent of stepping into a photo booth with a group of strangers. Hold the cheese, add avocado. To have your question read on the show, write to p…

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  • Mar 16, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
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  • 63 EPISODES


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Latest episodes from Please Excuse My Dead Aunt Sally

This Time With Ceiling

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2020 18:22


Suzy & Mike tiptoe around the obvious. Nothing to see here... good thing it's a podcast. Send your listener questions to pleaseexcusemydeadauntsally@gmail.com

Extraordinary Terrestrial

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2020 21:44


Suzy & Mike are officially back and neither know why or where the other had been. We do to the darkweb to order GrubHub and try to figure out what we expected from Star Wars IX.

Series 2 - Teaser 5

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2020 11:11


Series 2 of Please Excuse My Dead Aunt Sally begins on March 2nd, 2020. To have your questions read on the show, write to pleaseexcusemydeadauntsally@gmail.com - Join us on Instagram at www.instagram.com/pleaseexcusemydeadauntsally

Series 2 - Teaser 4

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2020 1:11


Series 2 of Please Excuse My Dead Aunt Sally begins on March 2nd, 2020. To have your questions read on the show, write to pleaseexcusemydeadauntsally@gmail.com - Join us on Instagram at www.instagram.com/pleaseexcusemydeadauntsally

Series 2 - Teaser 3

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2020 1:59


Series 2 of Please Excuse My Dead Aunt Sally begins on March 2nd, 2020. To have your questions read on the show, write to pleaseexcusemydeadauntsally@gmail.com - Join us on Instagram at www.instagram.com/pleaseexcusemydeadauntsally

Rebroadcast - Episode 11 - F That S In The A

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2020 6:56


Any package in your home has a potential window to another world. Rebroadcast of our episode from March 2018 - Series 2 of Please Excuse My Dead Aunt Sally begins on March 2nd, 2020. To have your questions read on the show, write to pleaseexcusemydeadauntsally@gmail.com - Join us on Instagram at www.instagram.com/pleaseexcusemydeadauntsally

Series 2 - Teaser 2

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2020 2:08


Series 2 of Please Excuse My Dead Aunt Sally begins on March 2nd, 2020. To have your questions read on the show, write to pleaseexcusemydeadauntsally@gmail.com - Join us on Instagram at www.instagram.com/pleaseexcusemydeadauntsally

Groundhog Day Meatloaf Recipe - Episode 6 - (Rebroadcast)

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2020 5:31


Rebroadcast of one of our most popular episodes. Series 2 starts on March 2nd, 2020.  More Groundhog and Groundhog Day facts than you can shake a Groundhog at, plus an actual recipe and listener questions about Groundhogs. To have your questions answered on the show, write to pleaseexcusemydeadauntsally@gmail.com

Series 2 - Teaser 1

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2020 1:59


Series 2 of Please Excuse My Dead Aunt Sally begins on March 2nd, 2020. To have your questions read on the show, write to pleaseexcusemydeadauntsally@gmail.com - Join us on Instagram at www.instagram.com/pleaseexcusemydeadauntsally

Episode 54 - 17 Stitches

Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2019 7:59


Nothing can prepare you for the number of ways I can describe people who waste my time. 

Beware the Green Deer

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2019 7:21


Suzy says anagram when she really meant acronym, and we're all terrified of zombie deer socialists.

Episode 52 - Stupid Bus

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2019 7:01


Vaccines cause astronautism, baretraps as part of the solution, and victimless crimes are on the rise in my grocery store parking lot. All this and a cup of coffee on this week's episode of Please Excuse My Dead Aunt Sally. Thank you for listening!! 

Episode 51 - Dog-splaining

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2019 7:50


Did your degree in concert ticket scrapbooking let you down? We've got you covered. Laid-off opinion writers, vaccinated groundhogs, and talking down to dogs, all on this week's Please Excuse My Dead Aunt sally.

Episode 50 - Auld Le Sigh

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2018 3:38


Ready to make some promises that you are never going to keep? Have a Happy New Year from everyone at Please Excuse My Dead Aunt Sally!!

Happy Mall-a-days

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2018 18:30


Join us for a Please Excuse my Dead Aunt Sally Christmas Eve Extravaganza!  Charise guest hosts again, and Mike enjoys some eggnog somewhere far away.  Also, Suzy didn't have time to do artwork so please enjoy a stolen meme! Original artist...unknown. 

Episode 48 We Put a Meme on the Moon

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2018 9:38


Suzy's sister Charise guest hosts, and we celebrate the return of Crazy Conspiracy Corner. We also discuss modern memes with an expert, and everyone wishes codeine for the masses was a thing. 

Latter Day Sellout

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2018 13:05


Suzy's short on holiday moolah so she rounds up every LDS sponsor EVER. Mike wants no part of it and all Hell breaks loose. 

Episode 46 Decemberween

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2018 8:54


Carnage and Chaos from They Mostly Podcast at Night make a guest appearance to recommend a great backpacking film (ha!), Suzy finds creative new ways to terrify her nieces and nephews this Christmas, and we all feel the warm glow of the season in our lower backs. Or maybe that's sciatica. Who's to say?  

Episode 45 - Ahh Utah

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2018 23:14


Mike goes to Salt Lake City, Suzy goes on her honeymoon to a terrorist camp, and everyone learns how to avoid timeshare pitches without violence or profanity. All this and more on this week's episode of Please Excuse My Dead Aunt Sally.

Episode 44 - Choose Your Destroyer

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2018 5:38


Take Tuesday off of work and get a sticker to add to your collection. Post it on Facebook for an extra "Feel Like You Did Something" point. All this and more on a special Election Day episode of Please Excuse My Dead Aunt Sally. Write to us at pleaseexcusemydeadauntsally@gmail.com

Episode 43 The Unseen

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2018 31:58


Sink your teeth into this thick, juicy, double-stuffed episode. Mike snags a new sponsor that'll make your skin crawl, we say a bad M-word, and Suzy's best pal Mary joins us to talk about scary movies. Happy Halloween! 

Whose Hand Was I Holding?

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2018 6:13


We continue our Halloween countdown with creative costume ideas, and another Seven Deadly Films segment. Also, Suzy is home alone and regretting watching so many scary movies lately. What was that sound? Can I call 911 if I have a bad dream? 

Episode 41 - No Juggling

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2018 4:35


Driving on public roads just got even more dangerous, Apple products cause people to give too much money to other people, and The People Under The Stairs is Mike pick for Seven Deadly Films: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105121/  Write to pleaseexcusemydeadauntsally@gmail.com  

Episode 40 - Who Burnt the Offerings?

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2018 5:33


Radical Mormon weight loss techniques and Suzy reviews a movie that's way too scary to be rated PG. Also, something cooking at the neighbors house smells pretty good. 

Episode 39 - Suzy Scare Maker

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2018 21:03


Movies recorded from TV on old reused VHS tapes never sounded so edited for a primetime audience. Cheaters never recycle and movie recommendations that'll have you asking for leftovers. Plus listener questions and everyone is loving our new outro. pleaseexcusemydeadauntsally@gmail.com - Girls Night Out (The Scare Maker): https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087336/ 

Episode 38 - The Midnight Hour

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2018 7:38


Suzy is frustrated by rude travelers and chili beans who may or may not have tried to get lucky at a party ages ago, and a non-Neil Breen film is reviewed much to your chagrin. 

Episode 37 - Fuel From Dogs

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2018 20:18


Sunspot Solar Observatory in the Lincoln National Forest in New Mexico was evacuated was just the beginning. Could local pulsars be confusing the alien tech provided to us in the 1940? Plus, Mike recommends new viewing material at https://oatsstudios.com/ - Check out https://oatsstudios.com/projects/rakka/ to see the future of SciFi media. Send your listener questions to pleaseexcusemydeadauntsally@gmail.com

Episode 36 - Fotomat Boycott

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2018 4:27


Everyone is burning everything and it has Mike burning up inside. 

Episode 35

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2018 11:44


Suzy wishes it was the 90s again and Mike enjoys a clinic on the subtle art of miming. Special guests drop in and mayhem abounds.   

Episode 34 - Fake News, But Real This Time

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2018 3:43


Presenting the real fake news that the real news networks fake and the fake news site made real to sell expensive supplements... Brought to you by The Overload is My Shepherd Pet Food. Write to the show at pleaseexcusemydeadauntsally@gmail.com

Episode 33 - Latter Day Dates

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2018 32:29


Are you a young mormon looking for LDS appropriate date night idea? Join Suzy and Mike on a wholesome journey around youth group board games, hand holding, and a stop by the lemonade social. Just keep it over the clothes.

Episode 32 - Pyramid Head Scheme

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2018 13:04


Everyone you didn't like in high school suddenly wants to sell you disney leggings, diet powder, and life insurance. F That S In The A!!

Episode 31 - Plaid Sombrero

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2018 5:24


Moon landing staging updates, Patrick Stewart is back to Star Trek as Captain Picard, and there's something Scottish in my drink. Listener question and why Star Wars fans can no longer think for themselves. To have your question answered on the show, write to pleaseexcusemydeadauntsally@gmail.com 

Episode 30 - Doormat

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2018 6:48


“I don’t have a girlfriend. But I know a girl that would get really mad if she heard me say that.” - Mitch Hedberg

Episode 29 - Mystery of the Missing Mike

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2018 4:42


Missing for more than two weeks, what happened to Mike? Lengthy alien abduction? Demon summoned while making deviled eggs? Plus listener questions. To have your question read on the show, write to pleaseexcusemydeadauntsally@gmail.com or call 775-346-8682 to leave a classy voicemail. 

Episode 28 - Skurred

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2018 7:58


Suzy reviews a douchebag's museum, and provides a recipe for scalloped potatoes that is sure to give you gas. Mike calls for help from a distant closet and maybe we pretend we don't hear him. 

Episode 27 - Does This Kitchen Look Haunted

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2018 21:31


**WARNING** DO NOT LISTEN to the intro with children or on earbuds. It accidently came out as straight up horror. Also, Suzy's robot feet, why no one has cable tv, and ghost stories that'll freak your pets out.   Check Out Perhaps It's You, an Unsolved Mysteries Podcast https://perhapsitsyou.wordpress.com/  Music: Shadowlands 5, Lobby Time, Shadowlands 3, & George Street Shuffle by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)  Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Episode 26 - My Dog Is A Pervert

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2018 21:50


Father's Day gift ideas, the death of Godzilla, and a dog's love of undies. Don't overthink this; just let it happen. Special thanks to the entire state of Utah for not coming to pick up Suzy for her off-color antics.

Episode 25 - Desert Snow Day

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2018 6:41


Childish behaviors Mike hasn't quite gotten past. In this episode from the archives, hear Mike's first podcast demo, as well as original music that has been more or less lost to head trauma. 

Episode 24 - Chimera Me A River

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2018 9:00


Suzy takes over with new conspiracy facts and a conclusion to the Wilhelm Scream short story (Ep. 20). Plus listener questions and a rocking recipe for alcohol-free cocktail weenies. To have your question read on the show, write to pleaseexcusemydeadauntsally@gmail.com or call the listener line at (775) 346-8682

Episode 23 - Are Idioms A Thing of the Past?

Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2018 12:46


Are plastics straws, idioms, and bad neighbors on their way out of style? Plus an increase in extraterrestrial craft activity and left handed pots & pans. (Be sure to check out the outtakes added to the end) Amazing Plan, Lobo Loco, & Lobby Time by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)  Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Episode 22 - ChickenParmVille

Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2018 6:03


Suzy's wedding, hot summer bods, and practical uses for fire...    Check Out These Podcasts: After Dinner Mints https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/afterdinnermintspodcast/id1099617236?mt=2  The Reel Rant https://itunes.apple.com/ca/podcast/the-reel-rant/id1293042808?mt=2     Lobby Time & George Street Shuffle by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)  Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Episode 21 - Gradient Tiger

Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2018 4:58


"Once, when I coloured outside the lines, I was forced to stand in the playground with a sign around my neck that read 'non-conformist' while the other children pelted me with rubble from the recently torched school library." - David Thorn Check Out These Podcasts: After Dinner Mints https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/afterdinnermintspodcast/id1099617236?mt=2  The Reel Rant https://itunes.apple.com/ca/podcast/the-reel-rant/id1293042808?mt=2     Myst in the Moor, & Boss Antiqua by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)  Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Episode 20 - Virtue Signaling in the Time of Cholera

Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2018 10:26


Is Suzy too old for a babysitter? Mike leaves her alone for an episode and we find out what that was a terrible idea. Sharp objects will impale and wackiness will ensue! Stay tuned.   Lobo Loco, Novella Noel, Myst in the Moor, & Lost Time by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)  Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Episode 19 - Consult The Stars

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2018 5:00


What do the stars have to say about today? The future? That mold in your bathtub? Find out as Suzy and Mike reveal what the movement of gaseous bodies millions of miles away can tell us about your terrible decisions and lack of accountability. Lost Time by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)  Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Episode 18 - My Dog Is Not Dead

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2018 29:58


What happened to our dog? How old is too old to wear shorts? Also, a friendly e-mail is answered will details of plan for world domination. We get into the debate between umbrellas and hoodies, discuss a Firefly reboot, and people who think they are helpful, but are truly hated by all. Pint 'O Comics: http://pintocomics.com/  The Reel Rant: https://thereelrant.com/  Music for today's show was: George Street, Backbay Lounge, Lobo Loco, & Overridding Concern by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)  Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Episode 17 - Dull Things Considered

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2018 9:49


A Tribute to the late Art Bell, mysterious horns heard over Hawaii, and an appearance by Mr. Belvedere. Don't miss this week's special announcement and Suzy's melodica audition. To have your question answered on the show, write to pleaseexcusemydeadauntsally@gmail.comor visit our Instagram page https://www.instagram.com/pleaseexcusemydeadauntsally/ and click the new "CALL" button!!

Episode 16 - Ice Cube Shape Controversy

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2018 14:15


Suzy returns and she knows where you can buy a single strand of hair. Bread that makes Sailor sick, hardcore/thrash that everyone can enjoy, and a poem about cheese. To have your question answered on the show, write to pleaseexcusemydeadauntsally@gmail.com  Unfair Fight: unfairfight.bandcamp.com & https://www.instagram.com/unfairfight/  Metal, Rock & Whiskey Podcast: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/metal-rock-whiskey/id1334254948?mt=2 & https://www.instagram.com/metal_rock_whiskey/  Music for today's show was: Backbay Lounge, Lobo Loco, & Crinoline Dream by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)  Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Episode 15 - OOPS! All Questions

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2018 8:12


Offensive accents, graduated cylinders, and an update on the depth of my belly button; Possibly the best batch of listener questions yet. To have your question answered on the show, write to pleaseexcusemydeadauntsally@gmail.com  Go Bold - https://goboldgo.com/ - https://www.instagram.com/goboldband/    Quite The Afterglow Podcast - http://notquitetheafterglow.podbean.com/  In Odd We Trust - https://www.facebook.com/pageofodd/ Indie Beginnnig Podcast - https://acnbooks.com/category/indie-beginning-podcast/  Music:  In Your Arms & Crinoline Dreams Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)  Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ 

Episode 14 - Spoiler Alert! (Just Kidding... You Can Go Ahead And Be Surprised)

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2018 18:31


SPOILER ALERT! - Baby birth is a messy undertaking. Details inside! I've been busy with a new child, but I planned head. I have re-edited the best of episodes 1-3. Enjoy!! To have your question answered on the show, write to pleaseexcusemydeadauntsally@gmail.com - Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pleaseexcusemydeadauntsally/ 

Episode 13 - Bring Your Own Cellophane

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2018 9:48


Bring your own cellophane; it's going to be that kind of party! The Uranian Axis, My Dead Aunt Sally's secret identity, plus the "real" story behind the tooth fairy, leprechauns, and Santa Claus. Big thank you to Chaos and Carnage of They Mostly Podcast at Night: https://podcastatnight.podbean.com/  and Adam from Bespoken Podcasting: www.facebook.com/bespokenpodcasting "Nouvelle Noel" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Bossa Antigua" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Overriding Concern" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Sounds By:  http://freesound.org/people/klankbeeld/  and "Whoopee Cushion, Long, A.wav" by InspectorJ of Freesound.org

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