To Hell with this Podcast

Today's movies are:Mother's Day, Pig Killer, Jaws the Revenge

Producer's Note: please forgive the echo in this episode. We recorded by candle light in an ancient cathedral in the mountains.Join Dave and Tom as they slip into some leather chaps, pick out their favorite colored hanky and take a sweaty (and judgy) tour of some gay themed horror movies! First off is an incestuous little film about a boy, his deranged mother and lots of milk! Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker (1981) aka Night Warning. Starring Susan Tyrrell, Jimmy McNichol, Bo Svenson and an early appearance from Bill Paxton! Next up is a sneaky little release from Vinegar Syndrome called Hanging Heart (1989) which has gay themes ✅ camp appeal ✅ and loads of head scratching ✅.Finally it's a detour to the meat packing district with the legendary Cruising by Exorcist director (not Exorcist 3!) William Friedkin and starring Al Pacino as the very scared looking undercover cop / real actor who doesn't quite know which movie he signed up for. This is the roughest of all trades, folks! Enjoy!

It's a day of Dave's picks ya'll and Tom ain't having it!The bros dive into three distinct films: Heart Eyes, a recent indie romance / slasher perfect for Valentine's Day complete with smooching, hand holding and eye gouging. Nightmare (1981), a twisted slasher where the killer has a “Blacula” mask. Also it's made by an Italian so you know it's messed up! And finally Kalifornia (1993), a gritty road thriller starring Brad Pitt, David Duchovny and Tom's favorite other sister - Juliette Lewis! There is much to discuss in this episode but the only thing worth mentioning is Tom's revelation of “quick swirl”.Enjoy!!

Hello THWTP fans! This week life-partners Dave and Tom go on a poopie flinging adventure with a trio of the good, the bad and the fugly.Dave goes on the attack as these were mostly Tom's suggestions, with our first fan request! First off is the lowest ranking A24 film of all time, woah! It's the return of Brandy baby! The Front Room (2024), directed by the brothers Eggers, Max and Sam. Next is a fan requested regional horror thing called Bring Me a Skin for Dancing In (2024), directed by Randy Kent. And finally it's a modern French take on the Rape / Revenge genre with Revenge (2017) directed by Coralie Fargeat of The Substance fame. Enjoy!

Yama Hama it's Fright Night! Thanks for joining us for another episode of THWTP! Today Dave and Tom are bitten with the Vampire bug once again thanks to the Nosferatu hype machine! First off the gang watch the 1986 Grace Jones vehicle VAMP directed by Richard Wenk and starring Chris Makepeace, Billy Drago and Long Duck Dong himself, Gedde Watanabe! Next up a sequel to a classic, Fright Night 2 from 1988. Dave covers some very interesting history of this odd flick. Directed by Tommy Lee Wallace and returning from part 1 are Roddy McDowall and William Ragsdale plus you get Brian Thompson of Cobra fame! Rough trade anyone? And finally we get the long anticipated new film from Robert Eggers, Nosferatu! Starring Lily-Rose Depp, Nicholas Hoult, Bill Skarsgård and of course Willem Dafoe! Lastly, would you do us a kindness and please leave a review (good or bad) on Apple Podcast app? It really helps us! Thanks and enjoy!

Join us for a very special Holiday episode!  Tom and Dave cuddle up next to the fire and unwrap some very special Christmas horror!  Starting with John Waters' all-time favorite Christmas movie, the 1980 slasher Christmas Evil directed by Lewis Jackson. Followed by the big budget holiday monster mayhem of Krampus from 2015 directed by Michael Dougherty of Trick ‘r Treat fame and starring Adam Scott and Toni Collette. Finally the gang dive into a lesser known but just as twisted Better Watch Out from 2016 starring Olivia DeJonge, Levi Miller and directed by (Tom's new obsession) Chris Peckover. Enjoy and Merry Christmas! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tohellwiththispodcast/support

Happy Thanksgiving! We're serving up a side of Sasquatch with our candied yams! Today's episode is ALL BIGFOOT movies - Roar! Dave and Tom are joined by THWTP super fan Sean Holt. The trio review a grimy video nasty called Night of the Demon (1980). Followed by another shaky-cam entry from one half of the Blair Witch team, Exists (2014). Finally something called Primal Rage (2018), which stars a man who is not rough trade but smooth trade??? Hmmm… give it a listen to help translate this strange language.

Happy Halloween! It's a day of hospital horror starting with Hospital Massacre (aka X-Ray) from 1981 starring Barbi Benton. Next is the Canadian psychological slasher Visiting Hours (1982). And perfect for the holiday the gang finish up with Halloween 2 (1981) starring Jamie Lee's bad wig! It's a lively discussion and a packed house with special guest Dan! Dan runs 2 podcasts which can be found here: https://open.spotify.com/show/0G5TWlKEppleoo8exCBqdy?si=17223323507c4a02 https://www.youtube.com/@Danthecameraman_ Enjoy!

The Gentlemen of Horror are back for a new season! It's autumn so of course that means disturbing jungle cannibal stuff! Dave and Tom watch Make Them Die Slowly aka Cannibal Ferox (or Cannibal Ferrar if you're Tom), Cannibal Holocaust and The Green Inferno. Also Mustache Dan! Tom watches porn while cleaning the floor! Dave sends money to Donald Farmer! And Tom has a tube in his pee hole! Enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tohellwiththispodcast/support

The guys are back with a special episode! Dave dragged Tom to the movies and they check out some recent summer slashers! In a Violent Nature, MaXXXine, Longlegs. Enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tohellwiththispodcast/support

It's the season (series?) finale!! Thanks for all the laughs, folks! Dave and Tom present a forgettable 80s horror movie, a classic slasher in the woods and (finally) a new movie! Hide and Go Shriek, Just Before Dawn and Late Night with the Devil .. Enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tohellwiththispodcast/support

Bonjour! Grab your baguettes and start your accordion music because it's a week of brutal French horror! Here's some highlights from the early 2000s: High Tension, Inside, Martyrs! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tohellwiththispodcast/support

Tom and Dave go for another random picks from their shelf episode. This week Dave is meh for one of Tom's favorite ABC movies of the week: Bad Ronald. Ohhh he's so badddddd! Next Dave drums up the perfect Tom rape / revenge flick, but a curveball.. Tom's not into it! Lastly.. it's got skiing, it's got snowboarding! Babes and gore galore! It's a 2001 horror flick called Shredder! Hang ten Broseph!

S3, Ep 7 - Women in Prison films!! This week you get 4 for the price of 3! That's 4 times the naked showering! 4 times the sleazy prison wardens! 4 times the naked fighting! Also you get two Linda Blairs! Enjoy it folks! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tohellwiththispodcast/support

This week's movies!! -Nekromantik (1988, director Jörg Buttgereit) -Thanksgiving (2023, director Eli Roth) -Cemetery Man (1994, director Michele Soavi) --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tohellwiththispodcast/support

Oops all remakes! Black Xmas, The Hills Have Eyes, My Bloody Valentine! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tohellwiththispodcast/support

S3, E4 - Graduation Day, Totally Killer, Psycho 2 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tohellwiththispodcast/support

It's a week of horror movies that only a Tom could love! Humongous, The Grim Reaper, Don't Go in the Woods. Enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tohellwiththispodcast/support

All monsters episode!! Blood Beach, Humanoids from the Deep, The Boogens. N'joy! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tohellwiththispodcast/support

Season 3 begins! It's home invasion time! Straw Dogs, Fight for Your Life, The Strangers. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tohellwiththispodcast/support

Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah everybody! What better way to celebrate the holidays and ring in the New Year than unwrapping a little Dave and Tom. In this special holiday episode the gang discuss some Christmas slashers! Ranging from the good to the bad to the legendary! The Dorm that Dripped Blood, Silent Night, Deadly Night and Black Christmas!! Enjoy and have a great new year everybody! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tohellwiththispodcast/support

Tom and Dave have unearthed a lost episode from way back in early 2023! No one knows the true story of how it came to be lost, but all that survives is one review and it's very fitting for the holiday season - Don't Open Till Christmas! Enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tohellwiththispodcast/support

Happy Halloween! For our season finale the gang discuss all clown and funhouse movies! Tobe Hooper's The Funhouse, Victor Salva's Clownhouse and Rob Zombie's House of 1,000 Corpses. Enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tohellwiththispodcast/support

On today's episode: What's on Dave and Tom's rack that they've never seen! They chose Pigs, Massacre at Central High, Death Valley. Enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tohellwiththispodcast/support

On today's episode! Sequels that are better than the originals! Friday the 13th part 2, Amityville 2: The Possession, Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night 2 Enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tohellwiththispodcast/support

Happy Friday the 13th!! Today is Western Mass horror day! Enjoy these fine films made in the 413! The Reincarnation of Peter Proud, The Children, Winter Beast!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tohellwiththispodcast/support

S2, Ep 6 - Pope's Exorcist, Naked Vengeance, Hell Night - It's officially spooky season folks, that means it's time for Tom's favorite movie ever: HELL NIGHT! He's only been talking about it for 16 episodes! Tom and Dave have also been corresponding with director Tom DiSimone about Hell Night and will bring you all the juicy details of the movie as well as Tom's sheer unbridled love for the 1981 Linda Blair classic. In addition to Hell Night, the gang cover the new Russell Crowe exorcism flick The Pope's Exorcist. Based loosely on the William Friedkin documentary The Devil and Father Amorth. Also in discussion is the nasty Filipino shot, rape / revenge movie Naked Vengeance from 1985. It's a doozy! Finally it's time to call OSHA as we had a work-place accident heard live during taping. It's a wild episode, peeps! Enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tohellwiththispodcast/support

On today's episode! Dave forces Tom to read subtitles! It's 3 movies in the mock documentary genre! Man Bites Dog, The Taking of Deborah Logan, Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon. Enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tohellwiththispodcast/support

Season 2, Episode 4, folks! The theme for today is: you're being stalked in a house while being alone and there's a guy who is aware that you are alone and he's calling and hanging up or he's making gross sounds or he's outside your home peeking out from behind a tree and Tom thinks that's really hot! He Knows You're Alone, Are You in the House Alone, When a Stranger Calls --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tohellwiththispodcast/support

Season 2, Episode 3! All 80s horror mayhem! The Unseen, The Mutilator and The Final Terror! Special bonus.... HOLE PATROL! Enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tohellwiththispodcast/support

It's an all Stephen King episode! The gang discuss Salem's Lot, Cujo and Carrie! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tohellwiththispodcast/support

Welcome back fellow horror hounds! Dave and Tom are back after a relaxing summer sipping drinks by the Poltergeist pool. For our inaugural episode the gang bring serious average dick energy with the movie Fear No Evil (1981). Next up is the classic haunted house film Burnt Offerings (1976), directed by TV-movie-of-the-week legend Dan Curtis (cue the Zuni Fetish Doll). Burnt Offerings is a star studded affair with Karen Black, Bette Davis, Burgess Meredith and the notorious drunkard and Hammer Horror star Oliver Reed. Finally rounding out the episode is a continuation of the Necronomicon mythology, Evil Dead Rise (2023). Also! We got 88 cents! Tom brings the episode to a full stop by going on a rant about sloppy head (the wetter, the better). Dave is still talking about Chaos! Tom wants to make you a shirt! Androgynous Satan spawn! Tom reads off the punani box! Dave hates ASMR! Plus a million undertones of Gay! Enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tohellwiththispodcast/support

It's our season finale! What better way to celebrate than with Tom's favorite genre: the Rape-Revenge film! Starting off… Everyone knows the name! Everyone's afraid of it!  Buster Keaton's granddaughter gets attacked by a gang o' long pubes in director Zierig Zurry Zoo-Zoo's I Spit on Your Grave. Next, things get heated when Dave and Tom throw down with their very different opinions on the controversial micro budget nasty Chaos (aka The Deadly Hostage) directed by David Defalco. Finally the cat fight carries over for some straight man realness in Blood Games by Tanya Rosenberg! A movie about tiddies, baseball and REVENGE! Also: Dave thinks it's 2002! Tom turns on his google machine! A bad grinder hook up! Too old for these movies! Camille Keaton gives great revenge! Tom declares legendary status! Dave has a helpful suggestion for the rapists! Tom thinks the nipples are on point! And titties, titties, titties, titties, titties, titties! Thank you to our loyal fans for 10 great episodes! We'll see you soon for season 2 - just in time for Halloween! Please help support the podcast! It helps to keep the lights on and to maintain that THWTP quality you've come to expect! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tohellwiththispodcast/support

Warning! This is a spoiler episode for a legendary shocker ending! It's the Citizen Kane of transgender horror! Sleepaway Camp (plus allll the sequels)! The gang throw on their short-shorts for this “very relatable” slasher that has enough mean girls, nudity, oddball killings and questionable sexuality for a hundred movies! Featuring: Cinema's most awkward oral sex! The guy with a sharpie mustache! Teen girl has the hots for elderly camp director! Tom's crusade against dry holes! Pamela Springsteen won't do a convention! 80s boobies make Dave a happy camper! Who's Siskel and who's Ebert? Heavy metal band ANVIL! Whisker biscuits and watching movies from the toilet! Also! Tom and Dave get colonoscopies (part 1). --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tohellwiththispodcast/support

Oops, all Vampires!

On today's episode it's serial killers, pimps and underage hookers!  The gang “gets into it” with the one of the many Ted Bundy biopics, this time it's the 2002 film by Matthew Bright. Then they rock out to the killer vocals of Wings Hauser as Ramrod with Vice Squad (1982). And finally they hit the mean streets of Hollywood Boulevard in Angel (1984). Also! Everybody's cute in Tom's world! Who's allowed to say the word “Tranny”? Dave is head over heels for Donna Wilkes! Tom Facebook-stalks celebrities. Stealing shots on the Sunset Strip! Dave's pet peeve about underwear in sex scenes! Is there a Vinegar Syndrome / Matthew Bright connection? Plus Rory Calhoun, Michael Reilly Burke! Nina Blackwood! Season Hubley! Tom Savini! Enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tohellwiththispodcast/support

Episode 6 - Cocaine Bear, The Amityville Horror, Sorority House Massacre **Now with enhanced sounds!** Dave and Tom start off with the new release Cocaine Bear, directed by Massachusetts native Elizabeth Banks! Then the 1979 haunted house classic The Amityville Horror. And finally the 80s boob-fest slasher and female directed Sorority House Massacre. Also! Some heated discussion on remakes! Bodily functions interrupt Tom's train of thought! The sanitarium style haircut! A lack of balls in horror today (not that kind you dirty devil). Tom wonders if Sorority House Massacre makes guys want to take out their lube. Some hate on the Mint Mobile guy. James Brolin is old school hot, Christina Ricci gets very naked, more Jenny Ortega and The Mutilator tag line! Enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tohellwiththispodcast/support

On today's episode the gang throw on the new Vinegar Syndrome disc Freeway, a 1996 Reese Witherspoon sleaze-fest. Next up is the 1980 Harry Reems rape / revenge film Demented, which Tom gives a rating of 5 bulges. Finally they tear into the most recent M. Night Shyamalan flick Knock at the Cabin. Also! Tom gets labiaplasty of the eyes and enjoys seeing a boom mic or two in the shot. Why did killers always don pantyhose in the 80s? Tom wants to bring back the porn mustache. A battle over Harry Potter! Tom gets lost in Dave's eyes. And of course more Tubi debate! Enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tohellwiththispodcast/support

In this episode: Tom only wants to order one thing off The Menu! The gang clash over the talky Death Proof. And discussion of Fade to Black leads Dave to admit his favorite movie and Tom cannot believe his ears. Also! Tom refuses to open his blu-rays! The state of physical media! Tom gets “ready” for Dracula Sucks! Vinegar Syndrome vs Scream Factory. John Holmes never got hard? The word “Salacious”. Tom reminisces about the glory days of cruising! Reasons for not buying the Road House deluxe edition. Breaking Away, Ted Bundy, Juliette Lewis' music career and more! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tohellwiththispodcast/support

It's a Mia Goth extravaganza! With so much Mia Goth going around, the boys dedicate a whole episode to her. 3 Films including X, Pearl and Infinity Pool. Also! Tom has an epiphany when he realizes he loves "paycheck movies". Bill Murray gets handsy. More time is dedicated to Jenny Ortega's agent than on any other podcast. Bella Thorne becomes Thora Birch. Tom unleashes his wrath on Tom Hanks. Tons of Ti West discussion. And because Tom is a gay man, the conversation descends into Cher, Meryl Streep and Sally Field. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tohellwiththispodcast/support

Tom and Dave turn on their dirty little cable boxes to do a deep dive into Linda Blair! First the gang clash over Roller Boogie (1979), which for Tom defines his adolescence and according to Dave is a movie about... roller skating. Then they watch the brutal rape and revenge flick Savage Streets (1984) where LB lets the world know she's not the little exorcist girl anymore, and finally they dig up the truly obscure, camp-fest Grotesque (1988). Also... Tom wants a 30 minute movie of Linda Blair farts! Dave doesn't understand the appeal of old Tab Hunter. Tom somehow compares John Vernon to Samuel L Jackson. David Hess demands you send payment! See Patrick Wilson's tip! Also MANY tangents covering the talents of Linnea Quigley, Donna Wilkes and Paul Rudd. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tohellwiththispodcast/support

In this episode Tom and Dave disagree on the value of One Dark Night and how you have to be a 50 year old man who misses Cinemax to enjoy it. They also discuss the creepiness of M3gan and wonder if she is a "real doll". Finally in a clash for the ages, Tom and Dave almost come to blows over Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2. Tom thinks there's too much DJ booth while Dave claims it as the greatest sequel of all time. Also the boys discuss Allison Williams' previous roles, the value of Tubi and Dave's "daddy" vibes. Enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tohellwiththispodcast/support