halfwayokay: Weird-Rad Comedy Talk

(Recorded 10/27/2021) The Three from Heck are BACK! / Shawn learns what a bussy is / Danny doesn't eat gravy / Shawn is selling everything he owns / halfwayokay now deals in stolen mp3 music files / Danny keeps playing copyrighted music so this episode will probably be scrubbed from whatever service you use to listen to halfwayokay / Danny loves TubiTV / Mark Holton AKA Francis Buxton! / Danny bullies Shawn into letting Danny bully listeners / Shawn reconnects with an old friend / Double down on toad / This is also a half Friendship Clubisode! / Oodles of spooky scary voice mails!! / Danny gives Shawn guff / Jarrod shares some spooky spooker stories / Fave conspiracy theories / Tailypo / Way to long Spirit Box session! HWOK Spiderweb Store: https://halfwayokay.threadless.com/ Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

(Recorded 07/29/2021) Toy Daddy Casey Roberson joins the fight! / COVID is real STILL but we're in person! / Danny's Soundboard is BACK! / Lost of life pupdates / Shawn just wants to rap / 1980s Gross Out Toys / Near elevator deaths / Danny's takin back the B word! / Power moves / Danny frustrates Casey with his interrupting / Shawn is the fattest he's ever been! / Sleepaway Camp / Didjanu / Casey's great and real aquarium story / Viv sweetly sings a sill sea shanty song! / Conductor Casey's Toy Tub Train / Cartoon Library treasures! / Hulk Hogan's Pastamania / Li'l Shermie's / Shawn introduces a new original character / Casey had breadsticks Splatter Academy: https://www.splatteracademy.com/ HWOK Spiderweb Store: https://halfwayokay.threadless.com/ HWOK YouTube: youtube.com/halfwayokay HWOK Twitch: twitch.com/halfwayokay Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

(Recorded 03/23/2021) Lootbox and Danny are back! / Shawn knows car types / We lost an episode! / Shawn's no longer on Facebook / Shawn misses the Friendship Club ☹ / Danny's been doing stand up comedy and it is FANTASTIC / 100th Anniversary of Dayton Ohio's own Cheez-It snack cracker! / More Danny politics hot takes / Move talk! / Danny needs a gorilla suit please / SG Hip Tip – Get rid of streaks on your surfaces! / Shawn celebrates holograms by attempting to win an eBay auction of a Star Trek card! / Shawn gets in trouble with the Star Trek Reddit community / Danny had COVID! / Shawn is no longer a Hufflepuff / Shawn dresses poorly at weddings / Shawn interacts with famous fashion designer Mondo Guerra / Shawn introduces a new character and it's a HIT! / Prank Emails!! HWOK Spiderweb Store: https://halfwayokay.threadless.com/ HWOK YouTube: youtube.com/halfwayokay HWOK Twitch: twitch.com/halfwayokay Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

(Recorded 12/15/2020) “…the worst episode we've ever done.” – Danny R.O. / This is NOT the Christmas episode / Danny is in a sour mood / Shawn still hates the South / Shawn is off the sauce for two weeks! Wow! / Danny calls out every listener by name / Listen for the cool keyword, Imps! / Shawn was on a sitcom podcast! / Dave Coulier is a great actor / Shawn and Danny want to get into skateboarding / Danny shames Shawn and Julie for watching and enjoying Hubie Halloween / Danny and Shawn deep dive into what motivates Adam Sandler as an artist / Game Gorner: Cyberpunk 2077, Shadowlands, WoW Classic / Why do people like celebs wrong?? / Shawn serves up the bits!! / Shawn's Li'l Character Corner Playdate / The New York Minute! / Grave Roasterz / TMNT mutations! HWOK Spiderweb Store: https://halfwayokay.threadless.com/ HWOK YouTube: youtube.com/halfwayokay HWOK Twitch: twitch.com/halfwayokay Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

(Recorded 11/24/2020) It's November, so it's time for the Ugly Sweater HWOK Crazy Christmas Nintendo GameCube Giveaway + Women's Equality Awareness Episode! / Shawn was exposed to COVID-19 does he gots it?? / Isotoner gloves / The New Jersey Greg Brady / Trump lost lol / Danny ain't sold on Biden / Shawn tells jokes flawlessly / Shawn has given up on his Animal Crossing Twitch stream / Shawn compulsively tries to pass loose word association off as comedy / Shawn Anthony makes an appearance / Danny has a drinking problem / Danny says “zero” weird / Alcohol is classy meth / Shawn is quizzed on dames / Looking up prices of old video game consoles / Dog Dish deep dive / That Big Ol' Country of Dog Dish / Game Gorner: Yakuza and WoW / More Shawn fam dram! / Shawn's COVID-19 test results! / Kamala Harris breakthrough! HWOK Spiderweb Store: https://halfwayokay.threadless.com/ HWOK YouTube: youtube.com/halfwayokay HWOK Twitch: twitch.com/halfwayokay Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

(Recorded 10/26/2020) Count Jack-o-Lantern and The Headless Grocery Store are here! / Wooky wooky, let's get spooky!! / Hard-hitting Borat 2 talk! / Hugo is a good movie / New shirt!! / Shawn's Animal Crossing stream / Ellen's new hairdo! / Shawn's been watching scaries / Friday the Thirteenth the first one / Call it X, not X / Danny gives Shawn a rough time about his Halloween Spooktacular performance / Ghostbusters Fan Films / Shawn's haunted footprint! / Cold or COVID / Halloween Crank-A-Yanker! / Is Eugene Levy just the new Betty White? / Watcher House update! / Circleville Writer / Shawn learns about gun bullets / The Internet is creepy / The Erratas / Richlife of Roadtrips update / Spooky Wishes everyone!! HWOK Spiderweb Store: https://halfwayokay.threadless.com/ HWOK YouTube: youtube.com/halfwayokay HWOK Twitch: twitch.com/halfwayokay MVCC Halloween Spooktacular: http://vod.mvcc.video:8080/CablecastPublicSite/show/7997?channel=4 Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

(Recorded 09/30/2020) 2 WACKIE D00DZ here! / Danny has been done wrong causing him to seek revenge / Debate talk! / Shawn is drinking his fears away – It's a problem! / Harrison Ford's Air Force One / 10 Best Rhoda Morgenstern Quotes / Shawn is afraid all the time! / Shawn loves Blaseball!!!! / The halfwayokay Mystery Solving Society (HMSS) cracks open their biggest case yet!! / Sponge baths ain't sexy / Weird dream!! / Ripping a woman apart with ones hands / Does Does Do / Rethinking gender reveals HWOK Spiderweb Store: https://halfwayokay.threadless.com/ Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

(Recorded 08/20/2020) Shawn and Goth Frasier are here to give you a great time! / Shawn knows his bags / Exercise talk / Delightful Danny Declarations / Shawn teases something / Shawn's going crazy / Ramblings / Saved by the Bell is BACK / The Big Show Show is very very bad / Ellen DeGeneres is FINISHED / Shawn and Danny might get Blained / Danny's got questions. He needs answers! / TV and movie talk / Elon Musk's favorite song / Shawn and Danny review an original David D. Ford movie script: Bigfoot Must Die / Shawn challenges Danny to a challenge! / Danny wants to see 'sup? / Danny's top lines from True Lies / Danny tries to get Shawn into Magnet Fishing HWOK Spiderweb Store: https://halfwayokay.threadless.com/ Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

(Recorded 07/15/2020) Shawn Gree and Danny are back at it, babies! / Wishing to like wrestling / The Washington Animal Crossings / Flag talk / Shawn hate his neighbors / KORN Flag / Stolen totes! / Danny's cool guy expensive purchase / Table top miniature games / Necromunda / Frankenstein's Army / Griping about ex friends / Mascot outrage / Sharebaby Express: Pyramid Scheme Cosmetics / AIM Away Messages / Bad usernames / Shawn's got that Twitch Itch / Top Ape / Shawn gives back / Tom Bombadil fuckin' rulez / Shawn broke up with his parents / MLK's Wood Elves Pyramid Scheme Cosmetics: www.pyramidschemecosmetics.com HWOK Spiderweb Store: https://halfwayokay.threadless.com/ Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

(Recorded 06/10/2020) Shawn Anthony and Joey Trashcan are back, can ya believe it!? / Danny has a rebranding / Cyberbully victim, Owl Expert, and writer Philip J. Reed is here!! / Bronsons origin recap / Owl facts / USA Unemployment doesn't recognize fear / Just a LITTLE bit of political talk / RIP Fred / Kelsey Grammer: Fanciest American / 2019 Adam Sandler killed the world / Shawn read some of book / hashtag DIDJANU / Prison breakouts / Shawn is losing his mind / Ask A Boglin / Shawn and Danny play “Bunker? I Hardly Know Who to Let Into This Bunker” / Exposing Philip and fulfilling his dreams Philip J. Reed - Website: http://noiselesschatter.com/ Twitter: @NoNoiseChitChat Instagram: @noiselesschatter OFFICIAL halfwayokay subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/halfwayokay/ HWOK Spiderweb Store: https://halfwayokay.threadless.com/ Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

(Recorded 05/29/2020) Shawn and Danny have a timely, mature, and well informed discussion about the escalating civil unrest caused by cops murdering George Floyd / Spring-heeled Jack summoning / Quantum Mechanics / Danny helps Shawn refine his stand-up comedy routine / haflway-o-covid video chat! / Shawn talks about how hurtful some people's jokes can be / There's a halfwayokay subreddit now for some reason! / Danny public apologizes to Jason Bateman / Nick Frost and pro wrestling talk / Danny gets DIDJANU'd / Shawn is put to “The Test”! / Text Roulette! OFFICIAL halfwayokay subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/halfwayokay/ HWOK Spiderweb Store: https://halfwayokay.threadless.com/ Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Shawn and Danny are back for right this second! / Shawn and Danny talk ol' Covid-19 and quarantine and everything in between / Shawn is very honest / Shawn talks dumb-dumbs / Danny finds dirt on Shawn / Shawn self-loathes / R.I.P. Dead Journal / Remember when Shawn was in the newspaper because he saw Star Wars: Episode I? / Shawn and Danny talk about a photo that you can't see because it's a podcast / Poison tips! / Uncle Lou health scare / Danny's public apology / halfwayokay is possibly doing a t-shirt charity thing!! (details later) / Gilmore Girls talk / Shawn meant season 4 Lorelai is annoying, not season 3 / #TeamDean #TeamJess / Shawn talks about Animal Crossing and Fortnite Philip's Book: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/gabedurham/boss-fight-books-season-5-into-the-darkness Reka's Podcast: https://linktr.ee/thecreativecocktailpodcast Tony's Podcast: http://www.oceanicairwaves.com/ HWOK Spiderweb Store: https://halfwayokay.threadless.com/ Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

The FINAL episode with lots of guests that don't know how to talk into a microphone!! / TONS of wonderful and kind Imp voicemails / Viv's Daniel Johnston HWOK Voicemail Songs! / Tony Wartinger is here and won't stop talking about that old show Lost / It's A Minecraft Thing, You Wouldn't Understand / Danny's making music again / R.I.P. Phil Buzzard / Microsoft Windows startup and shutdown sounds / Shawn Gree's Toy Tub! / Show favorite Greg Nichols is here now! / Facebook / Horny Cave / TV Talk / Greg has something to say / Greg doesn't have anything to say / Laser Disc / Happy Birthday, Toke!! / Killer cereal pranks / Julie's here!! / House II: The Second Sorty / Choose Video Showcase / 100 Ways To Love A Cat / Matt Miller spooky story follow up / halfwayokay Mystery Solving Soceity (HMSS) / HWOK memories / Gilmore Girls Cookbook follow up / More HWOK memories / Love ya, bitch! Video(s) we watched: “100 Ways To Love A Cat: Ways 1-100” https://youtu.be/87p53rAD7Sk Tony's LOST Rewatch Podcast! - Website: http://oceanicairwaves.com - Instagram: @oceanicairwaves Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Friend of the show Caddy joins Shawn Gree and Danny Faux Pas for the penultimate episode of HWOK! / Halloween abounds! / 2 Broke Girls / Kidz talk / Monster Squad / Danny is the Costume Police / Cubby brought dirt cake / Scary Stories to Tell in the Pod / Zak Bagans (the Ghost Adventures guy) apparently makes awful music that Danny keep playing over and over and over / The Ocean and Jupiter and Europa / The Watcher Update / Blood Newz/ Starbucks Frappuccino OF BLOOD / Frisch's Big Boy OF BLOOD! / Arby's OF BLOOD / Dolls OF BLOOD / Basement OF BLOOD / Caddy's Lightening Round Segments / Call Center Secrets / Difficult Coworker Tips / Hip Hop's Influence on Culture / Halloween presents! / Spooky van stories / The Toxic Lady / 20 minutes of Danny's Spirit Box with FREAKY results! / SPOILER ALERT: “Possum” / 10 More Minutes of Spirit Box!! Videos we watched: “California family claims Starbucks served blood-tainted drink” https://youtu.be/fvbxKgvIa9U “Creepy dolls leave missouri cities on edge" https://youtu.be/_0x8WzwFKO0 “Scene from horror film plays out in family's basement as it floods with blood” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiwTxmTaoPU “Mysterious Body Fumes cause ER illness“ https://youtu.be/avCaAMxNRdc Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Shawn and Danny are in a funk! / Show's over soon! / You've Got Mail / Toxic masculinity in the 90s / Toxic masculinity in the nows / Free Parking: A Parker Posey Filmography Deep Dive / Tom Hank's is a fat shamer / Shawn has been watching 2 Broke Girls and hate/loves it! / Witney Cummings is not good at being funny / The Pope is not cool / The Shawn Gree Song / Impressionist Erectionist / Sanny and the Boys / Shawn finally saw the Shining / A voicemail from a bee / Listening to Songs and Judging Songs Videos we watched: “Linda Finkle - For L.F. (Official Music Video)” https://youtu.be/RsXY_6xoWMo “Peppermint Park" - Ernie: "The Letter M Song" https://youtu.be/MbBNGyk30Yk “emodoglove” https://youtu.be/tI70rqJoHPA NEW SHIRT!! https://halfwayokay.threadless.com/designs/vaporwayokay Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Shawn and Danny didn't wanna do an episode this week! So here's something old they did! Be back next week with a fresh and creamy episode for you!! Check out Izzy and the Gem City Podcast!! - Website: gemcitypodcast.com - Facebook: facebook.com/GemCityPodcast - Instagram: @theizzyrock - Twitter: @TheIzzyRock @GemCityPodcast Follow halfwayokay! Instagram / Twitter / Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Shawn and Danny couldn't be MORE into bringing you another smash hit pod ep! / HWOK is on Spotify now!! / Lotta behind the seams podcasting talk (sorry) / Shawn just got back from a graphic design convention which left him feeling depressed, inadequate, and unfulfilled / Shawn was undermined by a deaf girl / A different girl wouldn't empty Shawn of his bloods / Shawn loves women in business / Danny Fastpaws gets political! / Clara's Question Korner!! / Video Roulette! / Green Laugh / Hating ham sandwiches / We always thank the family at the lake / Movie talk! “Joker” beware of spoilers!! Videos we watched: “Green Laugh” https://youtu.be/Dqu51fEmYEA “Fuck you you little punk” https://youtu.be/zlfanG4kfh0 “I Hate Ham Sandwiches” https://youtu.be/ahoYXea0x-c “Trying To Sneak Up On You With A Knife But I Get Shot” https://youtu.be/nM7w51sgVlM “A Thing That This World Could Not Give (Official Music Video)” https://youtu.be/tvBrgScfvP8 NEW SHIRT!! https://halfwayokay.threadless.com/designs/vaporwayokay Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Episode 119: City Skittles It's not a regular episode! / Shawn and Danny return to February 13, 2018 to explore an ancient and unaired episode of HWOK! / Smittle Victuals / Valentines Day! / Shawn used to drink during shows / Past Shawn felt like a Jerry Gergich just like present day Shawn / “Most Triumphant” VS “Far Out” / Griping about doing a podcast / Past Shawn and Danny talk mad shit about the now dead podcast “Coffee With Idiots” out of pettiness and jealousy / Custom Magic the Gathering decks / Past Shawn looses his mind / Bronsons memories / Movie Pass has been over for a while / It's a disappointing ending! NEW SHIRT!! https://halfwayokay.threadless.com/designs/vaporwayokay Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Shawn and Danny are havin' a good li'l time! / Danny has a run-in with an officer of the law / Shawn lands a KILLER series of Ford Motors jokes / Game Gorner: Death Stranding... NO THANX / Celebs in video games is lame / Shawn takes issue with an Archie comic / The Friendship Club chooses Shawn's punishment cover photo for Autumn / Shawn was fat shamed at work / Which Podcaster From the Oceanic Airwaves Podcast Are You Quiz! / halfway-o-haha: Jay Mohr /Shawn does not like Penn Jillette, but Danny DOES like Penn Jillette / Jay Mohr sucks so so so bad / Teen Shawn was an AOHellion / Shawn does not like The Rolling Stones, but Danny DOES like the Rolling Stones / Danny watched some movies: Knock Out A.K.A. Born to Fight and Annihilation / Voicemails! Today's Video(s) “My Son Might Be A Quarter Gay - Jay Mohr” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onmgy9QPCxc NEW SHIRT!! https://halfwayokay.threadless.com/designs/vaporwayokay Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Wake Up With halfwayokay / Autumn is here—Time to change those cove photos! / Shawn chooses between knowledge and mystery / Shawn has a cautionary tale of woe / BEWARE OF DIGGERVILLE!! / Mobile games are bad / Shawn has opinions on David Cross / Shawn pretending to use weapons while driving a car as an adult / Draco Malfoy: The D.C. Sniper / Harry Potter is about racism / Danny bums everyone out with his recap of “Unbelievable” on Netflix / Rocky talk / R.I.P. Daniel Johnston and Charlie Manson / Shawn's Combo Carnival / Shawn and some Imps played a board game called “Betrayal at House on the Hill” / Breaking Football New: Antonio Brown #FartGate / CriticalRay teams up with HWOK to review The Ranch: Party 7 AKA A Faux Redneck Penny Dreadful Today's Video(s) CriticalRay's The Ranch part 7 Review: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTYyD7fEiEM NEW SHIRT!! https://halfwayokay.threadless.com/designs/vaporwayokay Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Get ready for some tough love! / Shawn and Danny revisit how men wear pants (Danny doesn't understand) / James Franco is bad / Lego MMORPG / World of Warcraft Classic / Shawn's Shame: “Sharny VS Night Elves” / Shawn's a fantasy racist / MySpace pages are still kinda out there? / Action Vacation! / “The Ranch” is coming back!? / Shawn workshops some more stand up comedy jokes / Danny's bits flop all the time / Voicemail show suggestions from Dr. Prof. James Brubaker / Listening to Songs and Judging Songs NEW SHIRT!! https://halfwayokay.threadless.com/designs/vaporwayokay Follow HWOK on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Shawn and Danny are respecting the dead! / Mario Lopez's waxy stage / Shawn's pants discovery / Football Newz: Bye Footballman Andrew Lucks / Listener Checkup / Girlfriend Gripes! / R.I.P. Blues Traveler's Fake Paul Reiser / Danny DeVito shoulda been in Mad About You / B.U.Z.Z. Cord Hijinx / Cincinnati Brew Ha-Ha / Dave Chappelle's fantastic show that Shawn didn't go to / halfwayokay doesn't stand for posers / Kanye West VS Jay-Z VS The Fat Boys / Shawn tries to get through a simple story but Danny does his interrupting thing, frustrating poor Shawn so Shawn demands a Seven Minutes in Terrible Heaven / Jay Mohr sucks so bad / Danny brings up Titus again / Shawn Gree's Video Showcase: “Where's Rodney?” / What's the deal with Dick Tracy?? / David Berkowitz gets no respect! / Shawn remembers “Piggsburg Pigs” / It's not a Harry Potter shirt NEW SHIRT!! https://halfwayokay.threadless.com/designs/vaporwayokay Follow HWOK on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

The lovely Julie Metz AKA Mrs Mean is here! / Danny is in fantasy times / Danny is listening to hard rock Satan music! / Cracker dinners / Shawn recalls a TNMT story from his youth / TMNT glove hacks / Julie recalls a weird childhood game called “Poop” / Clara's Question Korner / Pikachu info dumps / “Name Your Tune With A TV Theme, Bitch” / halfwayokay Mystery Solving Society (HMSS): "The Fraternal Order of Shawn Greens" / Marmalade: Jazz Nightz / Video Showcase: “Piracy an offence” / Scary Stories to Tell in the Pod: Julie and the Other Man / Drac Pack Movie Review NEW SHIRT!! https://halfwayokay.threadless.com/designs/vaporwayokay Follow HWOK on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

The bombastic Eric Ditmer is here! / Beef and Chedders are different now / Space Cadet Danny Fastpaws / Mild flooding / 90s Music Scottish Invasion! / Danny is a MCU Super Fan / Pandering / Movie talk! / Introducing “halfway-o-haha!” AKA “ROFL or AWFUL” / Possibly racist jokes?? We're sorry though! / Evan Explains Basic Information That Somehow Shawn and Danny Don't Know / New voicemail rating system / Big Gamer Eric talks GAMEZ / “Acronym or Initialism or Not!” / Video Roulette / Return of comedian and entertainer David Songer / Ruby Wax confronts O.J. Simpson / Applebee's Music Video / Sarah Movie Reviewer / Black-eyed children scam artists! NEW SHIRT!! https://halfwayokay.threadless.com/designs/vaporwayokay Follow HWOK on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

The ACER is jacked in and ready to go! / Shawn and Danny make some art! / It's SWEEPS! / Gateway Computers are basically free CDs / News Paper Party: TV Man!! / Anti-Trump boycott list! / Bob Evans merch / halfwayokay Mystery Solving Society (HMSS) solves another mystery! / Shawn tells the story about how he catfished a bunch of dudes on MySpace / Computer family / Custom HWOK Winamp skins / Scary Stories to Tell in the Pod / “Champ” the Lake Monster and other cryptids / Todd Faucet please call us / Weird childhood stories / High school Shawn's hit list / Monster Energy Drink harmlesss? Or a tool for Satan's witchcraft?! / Just A Giggle-O ROUND 2!! / Instagram rando leaves us a voicemail! / Danny wants a God Helmet NEW SHIRT!! https://halfwayokay.threadless.com/designs/vaporwayokay Follow HWOK on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Shawn and Danny get into the Dayton Ohio mass shooting / Cable access “Halloween Spooktacular” preparations are underway! / Tweet Text: Neil deGrasse Tyson super sucks / Shawn fights people on Facebook / Shawn is a poor communicator :( / Shawn is okay mentally / Danny cracked the code of rebellion / Mom call / Shawn gets a nice gift from listener Cubby! / Night time sky fires / Silly Storiez / Shawn got scammed by a Worm Witch / Urinal troublez / Shawn goes downtown / Spooky Stories to Tell in the Pod / James Barbuchie's Fact Check! / Clearing up Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake / The Riddle Master challenges the halfwayokay Mystery Solving Society (HMSS) NEW SHIRT!! https://halfwayokay.threadless.com/designs/vaporwayokay Follow HWOK on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Get ready for a weird and stilted episode, Imps! / Long-haired man Zac Reed joins the fray! / Shawn did NOT masturbate in front of anyone / Mead gifts / Shawn's jokes are ON POINT / Stranger Things 3 / Penis Jokes for Ian & Old Matt Mill / More Queer Eye talk / Shawn Gree's Greenbean Adventure: DK Effect Barcade Revisited / Danny is so anti going to bars that he dominates the conversation about it how much he's not into bars (very cool) / Pinball sucks / Answering weird messages / Zac has a master plan to take over halfwayokay / R.I.P. in advance for Valerie Harper :( / Shawn acts out to impress Zac (and it works) / They changed the disabled person symbol / Nice lady jailed for feeding stray cats?! / Shawn critiques peoples outfits they picked out to be on the TV news / More advice gets advised! / Danny's new game: “Off With Their Heads OR Right on Your Arm / A real life Richlife of Roadtrips fan caught in the wild!! / We lost the magic NEW SHIRT!! https://halfwayokay.threadless.com/designs/vaporwayokay Follow HWOK on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

The pod fade is REAL, folks! / Pool Nachos / Danny thinks beers are cool now JK / Shawn's cool vacation recap / Shawn has a fantastic new character based on putting shells in his mouth / Shawn shares some of his musical art / Danny's dental experience / Shawn takes HIMSELF to Clown Court / FaceApp / Russians / Shawn has to make calls / Shawn ends up pranking Domino's / Dead body donation company sells body parts on the black market!! / James “Butter Pecan” Brubaker calls in to tell us 'bout our generations / Listener Chelsea is seeking some life advice / Being a good neighbor / Shawn tries very hard to tell you about Paul Bellini's old comedy punk band but Danny keeps being awful / Queer Eye season 4 talk Mouth Congress: https://mouthcongress.bandcamp.com/ “Mouth Congress” Documentry: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mouthcongress/mouth-congress Paul Bellini's Twitter: @pbellini2 NEW SHIRT!! https://halfwayokay.threadless.com/designs/vaporwayokay Follow HWOK on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

SGX and Bloody Holly are back atcha spittin' the TRUTH / Good Vibes Only / Is Shawn Gree officially a Gen Xer?? / Exploring 90s fashion / “Football News” – but it's scary! / Shawn talks about handheld video games / King of fantasy monsters / “What's that Ol' Website Up To?” - DeviantArt / A lot of visual bits that aren't the best for an audio format / “Who Do You Think You Are!?” / Does Shawn have ADD?? / Ian's Hinden's Pick Your Own Adventure Voicemail RETURNS! / Comedy Writer (Kids in the Hall) Paul Bellini calls in for a well-wish! / PlayOnline - Dolphin ♥ Paul Bellini's latest project: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mouthcongress/mouth-congress Paul's Twitter: @pbellini2 NEW SHIRT!! https://halfwayokay.threadless.com/designs/vaporwayokay Follow HWOK on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Shawn and Dan-Dan talk about EVERYTHING! / Women's sports / New “Gio Wave” shirts are in the store! / Bill Nye is a lamewad / Sheep are melephlapods / Podcast gripes / HWOK Book Club: Animal Farm / Dustin Diamond = David Berkowitz / Mutant Roundup: Gail Chord Schuler (holy shit, guyz) / Professor Slopes says Danny isn't a republican / Danny REALLY doesn't like Fred Armisen / Zac is collectin' dry cleaning money! / Just A Giggle-O NEW SHIRT!! https://halfwayokay.threadless.com/designs/vaporwayokay Give us your mysteries!! We'll solve 'em! Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Shawn seeks the man with sapphire eyes / More flat tires!? / Shawn has a TRUE Tale or Horror: Curse of the Jiggle Mower / CRISIS ALERT: The Office will be leaving Netflips / Giovanni Ribisi Day is a-comin'! / Danny may have to become a Republican against his will / “Diamond” David Lee Roth offensive?? / R.I.P. Max Wright / GAME GORNER / Harry Potter: Wizards Unite! / Super Mario Maker 2 / The halfwayokay Mystery Solving Society (HMSS) solves it's first case AKA The Plot Thickens / A nice listener leaves a kind voicemail / Hartley Hare calls in with a Scary Story to Tell in the Pod / Video Showcase/ 1966 on 2000 / Shawn explains the Cold War / The Future of Real Estate: The Secret Origins of Shawn Green Give us your mysteries!! We'll solve 'em! Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Tony Wartinger is here again and NOT a victim anymore!! / Right Off the Bat / Shawn did NOT masturbate in public / Tony gets pampered / Introducing the halfwayokay Mystery Solving Society (HMSS) / halfwayokay At the Movies: The Dead Don't Die (skip to the break to avoid spoilers!) / Tony and Shawn play “Yesses or Noses“ / Danny and Tony trash talk Shawn behind his back / Dr. Brubaker treats us to three “Scary Stories to Tell in the Pod” / How To Draw Beasties and Yuglies / Shawn and Tony share spookies Send us a pic of your bod wearing a HWOK shirt to use on our social media! Other shows do it!! Give us your mysteries!! We'll solve 'em! Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

It's been an off week! / Tire trouble / Shawn and Danny figure out what happens to the show when one of us dies / Danny old man gripes about how many letters are in “LGBTQA” / Shawn's punishment cover photo is finally chosen (thanks Imps!!♥) / Danny's feelin' the “podfade” and did not prepare anything for the show so he gathered a bunch of our old show notes and keeps reading from them / Somebody Quiz Me: What's Your Disney Spirit Animal? - but Danny's foul mood ruins the whole bit and upsets poor Shawn / Shawn's Green Hot Cake: Enough with the Keanu Reeves fanfare, sheeple! / Danny hated Shawn's new jacket that he was so excited about / The new Pokémon, Impidimp, is the official HWOK PKMN! / Scary Stories to Tell in the Pod / Shawn watches some scary videos AKA great audio!! / JUMP SCARE!!!! / Evan/Ethan calls in with a true life scary story!! / Shawn and Danny share our “Shadow People” stories again / Creepy voicemails / Heathcliff Cartoonist Peter Gallagher calls in! Peter Gallagher & Heathcliff - Facebook: facebook.com/heathcliff - Twitter: @its_heathcliff - heathcliff.com Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Danny Fastpaws' cousin Buddy Fastpaws comes by the show and Shawn learns a lot about himself! / Danny and Shawn play “Podcast!? I Thought You Said BODcast: The Return” / Shawn thinks his Facebook friends are very stupid people / Shawn finally saw The Blair Witch Project / Lotta video game talk E3's Game Gorner XL!! / Shawn is kinda over Pokémon!? / Shawn started sculpting and it was a fantastic experience but Danny doesn't like what Shawn made so fuck Shawn I guess / Shawn lends his fantastic voice acting skills to anyone who is making a video game / Video Roulette / A woman who hates farters FARTS!? / Big Man From Brooklyn: The Voice of the People / Monster Trucks / Sgt. Slaughter / Sgt. Dave / Polos is Life Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Shawny is feelin' sicky so we're skipping the regular show this week. BUT if you haven't had a chance to listen to Shawn and Danny's first appearance on the Gem City Podcast from back in September 2018 you're in for a treat! See ya next week! Check out Izzy and the Gem City Podcast!! - Website: gemcitypodcast.com - Facebook: facebook.com/GemCityPodcast - Instagram: @theizzyrock - Twitter: @TheIzzyRock @GemCityPodcast Follow halfwayokay! Instagram / Twitter / Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Gem City Podcast's Terry “IzzyRock” Martin AKA Bandit is here for some fun! We had to deal with a KKK rally and a bunch of tornadoes recently so this episode gets pretty weird / WARNING: Danny is the ultimate edgelord and contrarian in this episode / Shawn gets called out on his privilege / Shawn was accidentally nice to a racist / Danny gets called out for making an insensitive Facebook post / Danny wants to confront a tornado / ObamaCare Tornado Domes / Local weatherman Jamie Simpson goes off ON AIR! / Didjanu / Shawn locked himself in his bedroom / Underwear preferences / Gun talk for some reason / Shawn HATES guns / Extroverts VS Introverts / Shawn defends his stance on Game of Throes / Shawn is a Gatekeeper / Danny STILL hasn't seen Avengers: End Game / Nightmare the VHS board game / Cubby's Time Warp Weekend / Nobody likes Mandy but Shawn! / Miley Cyrus' new song /Catitude' / Blood Court: The People VS Shawn Groan II / Punk rock talk / Shawn Green's Hot Cake: Shawn can't stand the nickname “D”, “T”, or “B” / Shawn and Izzy's PC Update / The Buck Cherry Happy Hour / Danny and Shawn's wonderful friendship Check out Izzy and the Gem City Podcast!! - Website: gemcitypodcast.com - Facebook: facebook.com/GemCityPodcast - Instagram: @theizzyrock - Twitter: @TheIzzyRock @GemCityPodcast Follow halfwayokay! Instagram / Twitter / Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

This is our BEST episode / Danny has trouble taking a nap / Deer troubles / Shawn and Danny take joy in the awful the final season of Game of Thrones was (we didn't watch it) / Bran didn't wear shoes / Shawn is ON IT with the word association / Shawn recalls a comedic scene / Birds update! / Why aren't there any documentaries about birds or squirrels!? / Local slime news / Shawn Gree's Greenbeanz Adventurez / Shawn backed into some guy's parked car / Jamez Brubaker Adventurez / Cubby's Retro HWOK Corner / Why are people so fascinating by Horror? / A spoiler-free review of Detective Pikachu / Danny didn't like the 2018 film 'Mandy' for some reason / Danny's into bad reality ghost shows / A barn band or something IDK / Danny and Shawn play “Podcast!? I Thought You Said BODcast!” / Last Minute Game Gorner! / Final Fantasy 11 / Final Fantasy 14 / MASKULL again! Check out Dr. Airline's (Viv's) new record! deirdre-airlines.bandcamp.com/album/gaslighter Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Our 100th episode AND the Third First Ever Friendship Clubisode - where the listeners write the show! / Crazy outsider weirdo music / Live poetry readings / Michael Caine impressions I guess / Flyin' Ryan sequel pitch / Danny tries to impress people with his musical taste / We're the MOST special podcast! / Spider-man Loves Banana's / TONS of voicemails from friends old and new and CELEBS! / Shawn and Danny punch each other as hard as they can / Shawn and Danny arm wrestle / Danny's Handy Candy Challenge-a-roony / Mutant Kroger / JUMP SCARE!! / ASMR chewing (sorry) / THE Bean Shooter Man / Scary stories! / Everybody Loves Raystone / Sherry Hursey / The Bruniverse / George Lopez Show / Gritty Perfect Strangers Plus ALF remake! / The Secret Origin of The Ghouls / Time To Disappear From YouTube / Litch Life or Road Crypts / Stories about our cats / Mayonnaise Snack Test! / Mad Libs / Adverbs / Murky Water / Behind the Seams talk / Blind Contour Drawings / Little Peanut / Len Cella of Moron Movies!! / AND DAVID FUCKING FOLEY / Taunting other rival podcasts / 20 Minutes Talk About A Beet SPECIAL THANKS TO: Adam Carl: - Instagram: @adamcarlsghost - Twitter: @AdamCarlsGhost Sherry Hursey - Twitter: @sherryhursey - lillysfosteringhearts.org Len Cella - YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3R8wPMKt6ZzOfKeiFF9dvQ - Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/len.cella.3 Dave Foley: - Instagram: @davefoley / @dontsaypauldave - Twitter: @dontsaypauldave / @DaveSFoley - Podcast: Don't Say... with Paul & Dave dontsaywithpaanddave.com Chrissy Guerrero - Instagram: @crissyg1 / @soldaderax / @cncvarietyhour - Twitter: @crissyg Official Erik - Instagram: @alllstaticmist AND ALL OF OUR IMPS! We love you very much! Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

R U in the ZONE?? / First episode with a live/silent studio audience / Danny talk about smoochin' his new GF / Danny is very disappointed in our listeners :( / Coyote charity / Quit DMing Shawn / HWOK moving to Thursday!? / Stalingrad is NOT in Germany / Shawn really doubles down on saying names wrong and it's a bit too much / halfwayokay loves Chris Lilley / Shawn is sick and STILL has a hurt ankle and he's chemically angry / Shawn want's the be a sorcerer / Shawn Gree'z Greenbeanz Adventure / Shawn casts judgment stones at an idiot fuckface old baby boomer man / Man, Shawn is pretty annoying in this one. We're sorry about that. / halfwayokay Tech Newz or Tech Bluez / For some reason Danny defends Alex Jones!?? / Seriously, it's upsetting to listen to WTF!? / Really messed up, man. / Facebook throws its hat into the dating app arena! / Instagram getting rid of likes?? / The Hive laptop stopped charging!! / DON'T kill for us / “Scary Stories to the in the Pod” / The following is some of the most upsetting HWOK stuff you'll hear / “My Dead Great Grandma's Coffin in My Own Backyard!” / Girls hiding in crawlspaces / Danny defends Pewdiepie for some reason / “Real” ghosts captured on video tape! / JUMP SCARE!! Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Welcome to level 98! / A magic wizard Freaky Fridays Shawn and Danny!? / Door Dash stories / Is is is is is / Shawn Gree'z Greenbeanz Adventurez / Real NFL tolk / Juicy Knocks / Didjinu / Gettin' Dark / The Freaky Friday bit lasts 17 minutes / Shawn tries out white slang / Giving up social media for lent / Shawn's tax update / Another five star iTombs review! / #PleaseFindIan / Big Danny's VHS Hauls / Danny's datin' / Are the California Raisins racist? / More Shawn's open mic stand up workshops / Donald Trump / Stand up comedian Nimesh Patel kicked off of stage for a joke / Danny Fastpaws presents his new segment: Sott Topic / Shawn's statue that's NOT racist / Art taught in college? / Should kids have to be vaccinated? / Legalize child labor?? / Shawn explains the United Nations A.K.A. UN / Drivin' in the Rain with Dr. James Brubaker: Decaf Coffee / Zhawn'z Zuggestionz (PEN15 on Hulu and Tux and Fanny on Instagram / Danny and Shawn engage in a 90s duel A.K.A. more loud singing (sorry) / Danny's weightless journey / DDP Yoga / BANG! Larryoke!! https://perfectstrangersreviewed.wordpress.com/ Follow us on Instagram: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

The lovely Julie Metz (Danny's cohost) is back! / This episode starts out kinda stilted and weird, but soon gets a flowin' and normal! / Shawn's tax evasion update / Shawn's Instagram spam scam continues / Shawn finally admits that The Office is way worse after Michael Scott leaves / Will Ferrell is The Office George Lucas / Faruza Balk (boner noise) / Shawn was accosted or his political free speech beliefs / Shawn's killer, long-form, workplace joke finally takes purchase (cha-ching!!) / Julie's McDonald's Corner / “liquid sugar” / Metz-Green White People Encounters / Kid Julie sad stories / Shawn and Julie are VERY concerned by the Punisher-Trump bumper stickers / Danny talks about boring football / Shawn gets a toy monkey / Shawn reveals the secret origins of why he hates American football / Footballman Andrew Luck listens to halfwayokay?? / Didjanu / 2019 halfwayokay Video Roulette Draft / Introducing George McVlog / Littledickysez / James “The Professor” Brubaker calls in to tell us about “Virtue Singling” / A mysterious call from the REAL Tom Raper!! / Larryoke!! https://perfectstrangersreviewed.wordpress.com/ George McVlog: youtube.com/still7geo  Follow us on Instagram: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Shawn is amped up and Danny is outta his sarcophaghost and they're ready to give YOU the goods! / Dealing with stress / Shawn's idiot medical boot / Shawn's Hot Cake: Profoundly.me is SOOOO embarrassing and also a plague and Shawn hates it / Nostalgia about MySpace and Blockbuster / Didjanu: Taxes are stupid / Shawn learns about City Taxes / Waaaay too much “gun talk” / Actual Shawn Green Social Media Quote or Alan Jackson Lyric / Shawn is faced with his most cringeoid, embarrassing social media post of his online life / Shawn and Danny are SOOOO over Star Wars / The Joker / Game Gorner / Bethesdo Presents Early Access Older Scrollz: Blades expert review / Shawn is #McWoke / James Brubaker what is “virtue signaling” / “Cracks” - a weird, upsetting, and haunted Sesame Street animation from the 1970s / Julie joins to talk about the strangeness that is “Dot and the Kangaroo” / Tom Raper's RV's name change / Mystery voicemail / Richlife voicemail / Ben Shapiro has gross, small, teeths/ AFK / Return to Innocence Follow us on Instagram: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

S.G. and D.F. do it again! / Edgy Danny thinks he solved the great pronoun debate / Shawn and Danny develop some new stand up comedy jokes / Initiative: Roll Into the Twenties, Danny is a clairvoyant / welcome UK listeners / Shawn talks Brexit / Osama Ben London / Cadbury Crunchie / Steve is a thin nice / P.S. I Love You / Jason DeMoe is on THIN ICE!! / Dental fears / Danny talks about a possible career change / Video Roulette / Crazy man drinks a bottle of everclear and DIES! / Garfémon / Car Wax Commercial / Foul mouth bully child food reviewer / Bronson Awareness Update: The Ian's Hinden Pick Your Own Adventure Voicemail ♥♥♥ Follow us on Instagram: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Shawn and King Fuck are here for some more gum flappin'! / Help us celebrate Bronson Awareness Week / What would we be without a soundboard, huh? / Danny needs corks / Shawn was finally on local daytime TV but still feels hollow / How would the HWOK Imps sum up this show? / A kid playing with scissors / When is it okay to use language inflection and when is it not? / Shawn rolled his ankie while hoopin' it up with Li'llennials and now he has to wear a boot / More Queer Eye talk / Shawn covers his adventures at the Dayton Pod Fest (ad nauseam) / Swapping podcast trailers / XLR / Dave Coulier is probably racist / Shawn's Hot Cake / Mommy-Daddy Restaurant / Shawn tries to do the show solo for 10 minutes and fails at it / Voicemails / Shawn Reads A Marvin / Garfield phone beach mystery SOLVED! / Shawn and Danny bicker about the show / Danny is A Fat again / Danny repeats his eyebrow ring bit Follow us on Instagram: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

We're NOT going to be doing a live podcast after all thanks for Danny's screw up / White people talkin about cold cases / halfwayokay now declares war on the living / Shawn's still doing that Instagram thing / Queer Eye season 3 / Antoni is the WORST / Jonthan RULEZ / Why come we can't wear sweatpamps to our jobs?? / Third shift gas station jobs / Vivian's Video Villiage / dancing chicken and also a duck and a rabbit / Danny confronts Shawn about his alcohol consumption / Always Be Fartin' (ABF) / Shawn is always embarrassed / Li'l Shermie's update / Danny has to be edited a lot of the time / Water balloon / Chinese bullfighting / Shawn Reads A Marvin Follow us on Instagram: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Baby and the Bat are playin internet radio! / Shawn has gotten into abusing Instagram / Shawn meets more podcasters / Shawn and Danny get petty and jealous of more successful podcasts / Pod Fade / Danny makes Shawn call another weird phone number (828-756-0109)/ Danny threatens a bunch of people AS A JOKE! / Ant bombs / More Official halfwayokay Rhyme-It-Up Rodeo Poetry Slamboree submissions / Tony Wartinger's birthday / Official Erik's birthday / Shawn is gonna be on local TV / Game Boy Camera is on Thin Ice! / Video Roulette / Daniel Songer / Deputy Nicodemus / Heretic Historians bad, bad rap / Salt and Vinegar Ripoff / Polos is Life / New Critters show!! Follow us in Instagram: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Special guest Official Erik from Portland Oregon! / R.I.P. Danny's ol' uncle Archimedes The Eyeball King ;( / Fred Armisen rumors / The Liz Wilde Show / Danny doesn't Troma / John Leguizamo bullying / Shakespeare / Didjanu: Ohio Cool Factz Edition / Shawn Green Facebook Quote or Alan Jackson Lyric / Dayton is brown – not in a racist way / Portland Oregon is just California / Eugenics is BAD / The Occupy Movement meets a Charles Dickens classic / The Grosst / Shawn Green Mustard Problems / Bone Bagger Tales / Roddy Piper funeral / Portland did NOT have a Chi-Chi's / Mourning Announcements / HWOK listeners now have an official name! / AFTER SHOW / Stu Charno update / More separating art from the artist talk / Danny won't stop vaping during the After Show / Shawn's exciting Twitter battle with Jaleel White TV's Steve Urkel / More gooshy dead body stories Official Erik's Instagram: @alllstaticmist www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Twitter, Instagram, Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Shawn and Danny tackle some real complex issues / Danny came into Shawn's house openly armed with a cowboy gun / Shawn hates guns / Recounting the time Shawn and Julie were accosted by a gunman at a coffee shop / DELL pants / Shawn hates “tactical” things / Ohio is racist / “You do you” / Big Lemeowski / R.I.P. Luke Perry and Keith Flint / Perfect Circle of Life / Game Gorner: Pokémon Sword and Shield / Danny makes a joke about Shawn being super into Deadpool and it KILLS / Shawn tries out a hat / Shawn is UNIMPRESSED by Umbrella Academy / Shawn Green Facebook Quote or Alan Jackson Lyric / Michael Jackson / Bill Cosby / Charles Dickens / Daniel Johnston / Forrest Carter / Separating art from the artists is a complicated issue! / Danny and Shawn talk about pronouns www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Twitter, Instagram, Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Danny smashed his noggin / Shawn's workplace gripes / Game Gorner Secret Story Corner / MMORPG talk / Puzzle & Dragons Street Fighter V Collaboration Event / We got some Official halfwayokay Rhyme-It-Up Rodeo Poetry Slamboree submissions / The Sundries Sack / spell readings from a crone's book / Sticker talk / Our numbers are DOWN / Danny wrote another joke for Shawn's eventual stand-up comedy open mic set / HWOK Newspaper Party! / Sister Sister star drinks sister's breast milk!!! / dead humpback whale found in the jungle!? (gross!) / snake on an ATM! / Return to Li'l Shermie's / Wheel of Time music / Castlevania rap / Hoppa Poppa Poppy Pie www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Twitter, Instagram, Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Anna Elaine is on the show runnin' bits! / Shawn is bullied against / Shawn is jealous of other Dayton Ohio podcasts / Poor Shawn is ganged up on in his own home / Danny and Anna say some off color things / Social media tips / Danny is watching The Simple Life now / Official halfwayokay Rhyme-It-Up Rodeo Poetry Slamboree / Every Boomer believes in aliens / Danny and Anna are NOT very progressive / Time out antics / Anna presents her own homebrewed “Which Coach Character Are You?” quiz / Video Roulette / A YouTube lump fat shames people at Walmart / Sonic and Yoshi eat Wario!? / The Yoohoo Cyclops / More videos that don't play well as audio / Perter Griffin goes to Subway / Anna Elaine's kooky neighborhood / Funny Phil and the Recorder Kidz / Shawn always liked the Good Burger movie / Valentine gifts recap / Shawn educates Danny about homophobia / Love ya, bitch www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Twitter, Instagram, Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Shawn carries the entire episode! / Danny is sick :( / Shawn is worried about new listeners impressions of the show / Danny rewatched Deadwood and now won't stop saying “cocksucker” / Shawn is very awoken / From Dusk Till Shawn / Danny has developed a new system for dealing with a flustered Shawn: 25 Weird Rules The Cast Of Counting Cars Has To Follow / Shawn watches and reviews Horrible Bosses 2 / Defending Jason Bateman (again) / Contrarians – oof!! / Russian Doll is pretty good / Netflips / American Pie is the Millennial's Forest Gump / Shawn can't remember any Counting Crows song / You're On Thin Ice! / cheese puns / Allie and Hinez / the Second First Annual Official Philip J. Reed Memorial “Give Us Money” Fundraiser Marathon Show (It's What He Would've Wanted) / Blob Fest 2019 / Game Gorner! / The Final Fantasy XIV talk goes on for too long (sorry) / More Masked Singer talk I guess / Danny goes on an old man rant about social media / Shawn and Danny go down social media provider memory lane / Episode 87: Toy Tub: Burial at Sea / The thrilling continuation of The Ian's Hinden Pick Your Own Adventure Voicemail / Just three more crystals to collect!! www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Twitter, Instagram, Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub