Not Another Monday

Send us a textVictor, Evelyn, and Mark are BACK TOGETHER to resume messaging of "F ICE" and to talk about the durability of an iPod. The gang also does spring cleaning of "the show bible" and discusses Ellen being mean to former First Lady Michelle Obama, hostility in the workplace, things Americans do on TV, and topless maids.

Send us a textVictor and Evelyn are out of office today so Mark is joined by Steph and Jordan from League of Ridiculous Conversations to talk about ICE being the worst thing ever (ABOLISH ICE) first jobs, accidental tipping, how to live in a desert, bidets, and missing out on Sydney Sweeney's bathwater soap.

Send us a textVictor, Evelyn, and Mark hang out this week to talk about tipping movers, some of America's top places to work, Sydney Sweeney's bathwater, and the gang play a round of Am I The Asshole?

Send us a textVictor, Evelyn, and Mark hang out this week to celebrate National Burger Day, crop dusting at Disneyland, World of Warcraft guilds, the old internet, and gruesome videos.

Send us a text Victor, Evelyn and Mark hang out this week to talk about marching bands, Vogue Magazine, Justin Beiber's negativity, richtok, fumbling the bag, and Jersey Mike's heists.

Send us a text Victor, Evelyn, and Mark hang out this week to recap the wedding for Mark, saying grace with food in your mouth, reasons for going to Tokyo, and ping pong balls.

Send us a textVictor, Evelyn, and Mark hang out this week to talk about Mother's Day, The Met Gala, dudes standing up, parenting, and what to do with their bodies.

Send us a textVictor, Evelyn, and Mark are joined this week by SCIENZE. Scienze talks about his new song, Magic (Feat. Mick Jenkins.) The gang also discusses 100 men vs a gorilla, 3 words that describe themselves, crushed ice vs, cubed ice, LA from the perspective of a New Yorker, and Scienze teaches schemes and bars.

Send us a textVictor, Evelyn, and Mark hang out this week to debut the new theme song, sexy cartoon characters, weird quirks, OCD, and disappointing TV shows and movies. Shoutout to Marc Olivas for providing us with a new theme song!

Send us a textVictor, Evelyn, and Mark hang out this week to talk about musicals, being touched by gas station attendants, sexual harassment, going into space, and 911 dispatchers.

Send us a textVictor, Evelyn, and Mark hang out this week to talk about the Ren Faire, falling asleep watching TV, best places to nap, cycling, and Evelyn & Mark battle for LA supremacy in a game.

Send us a textVictor, Evelyn, and Mark hang out this week to celebrate Victor's birthday with a roast, time limits in the bathroom, free things for your birthday, Val Kilmer, and wanting plates.

Send us a textVictor, Evelyn and Mark hang out this week to talk about tv shows that still hold up,  tipping tow truck drivers, AAA elitism, Trader Joe break rooms, and self checkout lines.

Send us a textVictor, Evelyn, and Mark hang out this week to DRINK and talk about old spring cleaning topics, Selena Gomez, green beer, Sabrina Carpenter, and relay races.

Send us a textEvelyn is OOO today so Victor and Mark talk about National Women's Day, Employee Appreciation Day, prices of a hitman, and do a little internal spring cleaning.

Send us a textVictor, Evelyn, & Mark hang out this week to talk about how to really laugh during a text, The Academy Awards, toxic masculinity & feminine thoughts, celebrity deaths, and being a Samsung girlie.

Send us a textVictor, Evelyn, and Mark hang out this week to talk about Bhad Bhabie beef, showers in hotels, flip flops, Universal Studios injuries, and speeding tickets.

Send us a textVictor, Evelyn, and Mark hang out this week to talk about stage worn clothing for charity, fast food in the hood, bathroom etiquette, opossums eating cakes,  and wearing women's loungewear.

Send us a textVictor, Evelyn, and Mark are joined by Anthony, AKA Spooky, from the League of Ridiculous Conversations (LORC) to talk about Valentine's Day, red flags on dates, Kendrick Lamar vs Drake, and a new business idea is launched!

Send us a textVictor, Evelyn, and Mark hang out this week to talk about Luka Doncic trade drama, mom's in the chat, and the gang play a spirited LA "this or that" to build for Luka's new home in Los Angeles.

Send us a textVictor, Evelyn, and Mark hang out this week to talk about Jason Bateman, Brad Pitt, being on time, and Mark gives his Evelyn (eleven) unhinged facts.

Send us a textVictor, Evelyn, and Mark hang out this week to talk about Ariana Grande, Severance, Avatar (both of them,) handsome guys, and handshake and papa updates.

Send us a textVictor, Evelyn, and Mark hang out this week to talk gushingly about Los Angeles, air purifiers, added gratuity, bad jackets, handshakes,  and book clubs.

Send us a textVictor, Evelyn, and Mark hang out this week to talk about natural disasters that have been going on in Los Angeles, being called chicks, Critter Corner, and Victor shares some unhinged facts.

Send us a textVictor, Evelyn and Mark are back in the new year to talk about working on holidays, Party City situations, celebrity statuses, and what's in and out for 2025.

Send us a textOur To Live and Talk in LA gift to you is an episode of Pillow Talk with Evelyn and Mark. They discuss Ghost of Christmas Cringe, LA during the holidays, and more. Merry Christmas or whatever you celebrate you dawgs. 

Send us a textVictor is out sick (or transcribing the show) so Evelyn and Mark hang out to talk about Ghosts of Christmas Cringe, Lacey Chabert, Hallmark movies, Jay-Z, and more Lacey Chabert.

Send us a textThe gang hangs out this week for a special drunken episode for donations. It's a shit show but it's a fun show... we think

Send us a textVictor, Evelyn, and Mark hang out this week to talk about most disgusting animals, alternate names for body parts, and gay anthems. Mark also has a surprise for the gang!

Send us a textVictor, Evelyn, and Mark hang out this week to talk about Mark's birthday, Thanksgiving dinner guests, overeating at restaurants, Brown Fridays, and Evelyn provides a special birthday roast.

Send us a textVictor, Evelyn, and Mark hang out this week to talk about chef specials, super moons,  Mario Kart, favorite days of the week, and Tyson vs Paul.

Send us a textVictor, Evelyn, and Mark hang out this week to talk about Nick Lachey, middle school dances, Chinese dinners, breastfeeding, and going to theme parks.

Send us a textIT'S THE DEBUT EPISODE! Evelyn has joined and hangs out with Victor and Mark to give her 11 unhinged facts about her and the gang discusses voting, body pillows, and more!

Send us a textMark and Victor hang out on this spooky episode to talk about top Halloween costumes for 2024, fashion shows, cooking for your coworkers, and they have a huge announcement; EVELYN from Some Assembly Required is joining the show as a full time co-host. 

Mark and Victor hang out this week to talk about how microphones taste, Kpop stars apologizing for having girlfriends, fanny packs, and E. coli.

Mark and Victor hang out with Rosie to relive the Not Another Monday days, cheating at chess, a woman who sues her old company, and a healthy discussion on Halloween candy.

Mark and Victor hang out this week to talk about bad Dodger fans, the Padres choice of colors, Halloween costumes, bragging rights, and scary movies.

Mark and Victor hang out this week with E from Some Assembly Required to talk about fond farewells at Starbucks, favorite rooms, topless maids, wrong ways to break guitars, and massages.

Mark and Victor hang out this week to talk about life after surgery, the "why" behind Disney visits, daytime TV, job fairs, and Victor gives his over 30 review on his most recent concert.

Mark and Victor hang out this week the day before the surgery to talk about sprinkles, chia seeds, Crazytown, The Emmys, and podcasts being transcribed.

Mark and Victor hang out this week to talk about the trip to NAWLINS, rupturing achilles, Guy Fieri, and Dave Grohl.

Mark and Victor hang out this week to talk about Mark's trip to the Philippines, raw dogging flights, the metric system, and sad couples stories!

Mark and Victor hang out this week to talk about JLo and Ben Affleck getting divorced, watching planes land, the DNC, ordering at In N Out, and tv shows getting cancelled.

Mark and Victor talk about CEOs wilding out, Disney's terms and conditions, Ariana Grande on Hot Ones, and more Olympics talk.

Mark and Victor hang out this week to talk about French pole vaulters, being sad finishing TV shows, Deadpool & Wolverine, and more!

Mark & Victor hang out this week to talk about the Olympics opening ceremony, cereals & mascots, cleaning your ears, and Steven Seagull.

Mark & Victor hang out this week to talk about break dancing in the Olympics, accessible stages, job interviews, panels, and neighbor dogs.

Mark and Victor are back this week to talk about jazz concerts, taking pay cuts, ranking sodas, and botched anthems.

Mark and Victor hang out this week to talk about the 4th of July, Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest, smiling at your neighbors, bird flu, and taking over the jukebox.

Mark and Victor hang out this week to talk about TV show structures, selling your stuff online as a dude, getting naked in front of your homies, Heaven's Gate's Nikes, and recording Chipotle employees.

Victor is back this week from Chicago and talks about his trip and airport experience. Mark & Victor also talk about Justin Timberlake, Kendrick Lamar, top TV dads, and lawyers.