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After nine months away, Jon and Scott crash a Christmas Party at Jon's house, discuss Dec8de, music, passion, the orange turd, and Alphie drops by.
Jon talks about being sick (what else is new), Jon is playing in an 80's band, Scott is an accomplished drummer, flat earth, Donny Moscow, Twitler the petulant child in chief, your TV is listening to you, Alex Nut Job Jones, Drunk Trump, movies, and Phil with the news...
The Donald, Movies, Pat Robertson, Jim Bakker, and Phil's News.
We talk about Printer troubles, Katheter reunion, Prince, laser disc collection, The New Edition, where's Marty, Max calls with some election commentary, Jon and Scott debate, Jon composes electronic music, Phil blows off the news.....again.
Nashville, music, food, Vegas, movies, punk rock, Pat Robertson and LGBT, and Pat McGroin
Jon's lisp, upcoming gigs, the Iowa caucus, Trump, Clinton, Sanders, Cruz, AZ, Scottsdale, cabbies, Uber, Lyft, Mellow Mushroom, ASU, Four Peaks, Camelback Mountain, Scott gets a massage, Special Ed, Episode 61.2, Goosebumps, The Intern, Jon weeps, Bobby D, Rene Russo, The Big Short, financial stuff, loans, stupidity? incompetence? fraud! Fox turns on Trump, MaxMax, Pat McGroin, and Phil McCraken Whitcomb's News.
Rick stops by and we take a stroll down A Kangaroo Court Lane, the beginning, the studio, Jon and Scott's memory is going, The Eagles, SPECTRE, Top Ten Reasons to Drink Whiskey, the NFL, Tom Brady, Peyton Manning sits on a trainer's face, Broncos v Panthers, Bone Tomahawk's brutal scene, Scott had to look away, The Intern, Shit or Shinola, Donald J Trump, Ted Cruz, Hillary and Bernie.
Jon slips on the ice, dog shits on the driveway, cleaning up decorations, Jon falls a lot, Scott falls, accidents, Glenn Frey, Mott The Hoople, All the Young Dudes, Alan Rickman, 21 Pilots, Tear in My Heart? movies, Dave Bautista, Inglourious Basterds, Hateful 8, SPECTRE, Bone Tomahawk, The Revenant, Martian, Katheter reunion, Donald Trump, could he be worse than da Dubya? neanderthal, allergies, DNA stuff, and Phil McCracken Whitcomb's News.
David Bowie, wakes, open casket, cremation, transistor radios, Pat McGroin, Ian Fraser "Lemmy" Kilmister, Motörhead, VVX, Ridiculous 6, Netflix, Evel Knievel, SSP v Crank, Johnny Knoxville, The Big Short, Christian Bale, incompetence, stupidity, fraud, Fury, Bone Tomahawk, and Phil McCracken Whitcomb's News.
New board, new blog posts in draft, Obama cries, guns, second amendment, GOP, executive orders, the Dubya, Kevin Smith cries about The Flash, do Jon and Scott cry? Christmas and New Year’s Eve, how dare you celebrate Christmas you heathen, nuts, underwear, Star Wars, Jon's review, theories, Whiplash, J.K. Simmons, does it require abuse to create a great musician? The Equalizer, Ex Machina, AI, redefining AI, Scott cannot wrap his head around AI, what determines consciousness? science correction, Copenhagen interpretation, the many worlds interpretation, and Phil McCracken Whitcomb's News.
Rick, technical difficulties, The Lion King, Skype, TP, new blog post, blog comments, Star Wars: A Force Awakens, Mr Smule answers our call, Christmas movie line game and trivia, soundboards, Christmas songs, Bubble, Santa Claus is Coming to Town, Dino, Let it Snow, Leroy Anderson, Sleigh Ride, whistling, Jon goes to Germany, AKC, Do You Hear What I Hear? Katheter, Silver Bells, Marty, Alphie, hover boards, Ben Kenobi, Star Wars stuff, Steve Harvey, Miss Universe, Miss Teen South Carolina, atheists, the Ten Commandments, covet, The Satanic Temple's Seven Fundamental Tenets, back to Steve Harvey, why we still got monkeys? nagging, inconsideration, Pat Robertson, healing people via text, bring back the dead, JJ Abrams.
Debating god, Kalam cosmological argument, Hitchens, William Craig, guns, mental health, Modern Elixir, Zach and Dee, movies, Magic Mike, SPECTRE, Kingsman, Avengers, Jurassic World, Mission Impossible, The Imitation Game, Alan Turing, Ex Machina, Adam Sandler, The Ridiculous 6, Netflix, Star Wars, Jon's selfies, Google Cardboard, voice mail, Donald Trump, Ivanka, da Dubya, brains, stupidity, Kevin Sorbo, atheists, the Tooth Fairy! and Phil McCracken Whitcomb's news.
Bob and God provide an overview of the Lost Episode. Jon and Scott begin the episode in Jan 2015, discuss Back to the Future, their holidays (2014), presidential hopefuls, Superbowl 49 (Seahawks v Patriots), make some predictions, hop in the time machine, visit Philly (1975) and Hill Valley (1955 and Oct 2015), and wrap up the episode in Dec 2015
Episode 300 is here just in time for the holidays! Jon and Scott get off to a rocky start, but The Word Whore calls in, Alphie stops by, and Phil is a no-show.
Episode 299.2 is here after eight weeks! Jon and Scott talk 300, about being ill, time off, Foo Fighters, Zac Brown, Denver, Mary Jane, Vegas, Penn And Teller, The Golden Steer, Politics..and...then...well...technical difficulties.
Episode 299.1 is here... Yes, I know, not quite 300, but we are in the planning stages. you can't rush these things. so, we did a version of 299.. Anyway, it's been busy the past couple of weeks. Jon's dog died, he got a new one, Scott and Jon went to a fest with Jesus Julie, 7th Heaven, Shit story, 300 prep, Robin Williams, Movies, Pat Robertson, but no Phil... I guess he doesn't do Adhocs...
The Fourth, 300, AZ, pools, fecal matter, tubing, fireworks, canoeing, toilets, Cheetos, republicans, earrings, homersexuals, dying, smoked pork, Netflix, computers, bruised ribs, Jon's gig, movies, Transformers, Mr. Biggs calls in, X-Men, Wolverine, James Bond (Roger Moore), creepy, Planet of the Apes, and Phil's News.
Jon and Scott talk about their weeks, Jon and Scott talk worst rock bands ever, Rick calls in and an AKC reunion tour is discussed plus more AKC gig talk, Jesus Julie calls and weighs in on Modern Elixir gigs and the Hobby Lobby situation...Jon agrees with her...sort of, then goes mental, Movies, then Zach (who docks!!) calls in to back Scott up, Phil's News, and Pat Robertson.
Eight week layoff, jon and scott hit 50, scott's brush with Heisenberg, jon trips over a treadmill, Stefan C visits, jon's daughter goes to prom and graduates, jon has one of the best months of his life, jon's company trip, jon's nipples, akc reunion gig, scott apologizes, triathlon, movies, and Phil's News.
Spring Break, Jon's gig, new keyboard player, stupidity, homersexuals, piano bars, whiskey, Max calls in, voice mail, email, movies, Pat Robertson, and Phil's abbr. News.
What's with this weather, Scott loses it on the United Airlines dude, Scott has really memorable bathroom experience, Goat's ass, Scott's doctor visit, Dude's night out, Scott and Deeb live in the past... all the time, Old Badgerman's bunghole call, Science news, and Phil blows off the show...again.
Jon and Scott reflect on last episode and our guest Jesus Julie, or JC Jules...anyway, also Harold Ramis, A tour down TTN Mammary lane, Skeptical Zach leaves a message, Max calls in and even Jesus Julie calls. Movie reviews, Flight, Denzel, and HD TV. You know what to do. (Scott's nose whistles, btw)
After a couple of weeks off, we managed Episode 294.. It's a little short on time, but still a gem. Jon and Scott go to camp, fun with TP, Scott's trip to da UK, Jon has dance class, movies, and Phil with the news...
Episode 292 is in the air... The Redemption...TTN has a special guest this week, Facebook dust up, a lot of Jesus talk, Phil the Blass Player calls in, movies, Bob drops by, our guest sings a song, and Phil McCracken Whitcomb.
Episode 291 is in the air... Yes! Finally!!! Jon gets off his ass and calls Scott over to do a cast! It's about time. Scott is very aggressive with Jon for blowing him off so much, Scott tells his gymnastics story, Scott throws a birthday party, TP is freezing, Scott saves the snowmobile guy's life, Scott's gums, Movies, Jon and Scott call TP again, Phil wit da news.
Jon talks more about his shitty health, Scott goes lumberjack, goes swimming, gets beat up by his daughter and gets a dog. Jon bitches about Xmas decorations, Scott sees some movies, Podcasts, and then, at some point, Phil shows up... it's the xmas special eve show...I guess. and Phil with the news....
Jon has a gig, Mary Poppins, Scott tries another Jon intervention, diet and exercise, an unread email, TP calls in, The Counselor, Thor, Satan stops, by and Phil with the news....
Jon's ER visit, then a gig, then a stress test, and Scott wants him to go on a diet. TTN news, phone messages, Scott goes to Hoodie Allen and gets the shake down, Sarah Palin's new book, Arron calls in from Washington, and Pat Robertson.
TTN News, Jon's health, voice-mail, Miami, Stefan C, TWW, heights, Jon debuts a new song, Lincoln, Dubya, Gravity, Rush, and Pat Robertson.
TTN News, Jon's latest kidney stone, triathlons, voice mails! Syria, Led Zeppelin, That's My Boy, Breaking Bad, Dana Perino, and Pat Robertson.
Jason calls in, TTN goings on, Julie, Julie, Julie, Jon gets his teeth scraped, Scott is a high school scammer, Breaking Bad and Weeds, Jerkin the Gerkin, Elizabeth Perkins, how to take a dump (Thanks to Phil the Blass player), Pat Robertson, and Phil ditches the show...douche!
Julie and Phil the Bass Player join Jon and Scott to discuss the last gig, Mr Biggs! Judge Dredd, bugs, the Lord, Santa Claus, Tara Reid, and other stuff! and Phil's news.
Jon's gigs, Amber is in the house, new boyfriend, moving to the UK, visit with TWW, Shark Week, Shit or Shinola, Pat Robertson, and Phil's news.
Independence Day, movies, other stuff, and Phil is a no-show....
Three plus hours of Jon and Scott! Jon has mold, more Satan or more poo, LeBron and the Blackhawks, Scott gets a physical, Jon still takes Xanax, Chiro-quack-tor, Jon has a gig, Scott is a triathlete, Jon doesn't know how to review a movie cuz he's so DUMB, Superman, Monster U, The Last Stand, This is the End, kids at the theater, Jon and Scott do Sulfur Hexafluoride, Jesus Loophole, NSA, but Phil is a no-show....
Scott and Jon talk about stuff. HPV revisited, Give me Cake or Give Me Death, Eagle River, OSHA, Hawks and Bruins 1973, Scott is 49, Naked in a Locker Room, Scott has a gay hat, Comfortable Crocs, Scott sees a movie, Game of Thrones, Celeb, Science, NSA, and Phil's News.
Nobama, Fox News, Lou Dobbs, Megan Kelly, Fast 6, Side Effects, Back to the Future, Behind the Candelabra, celebrity news, HPV, the new Pope, Phil's News.
Call to TP, Obama, da Dubya, Obamacare, politics, gun control, Kindle for TP, re-gifting? Scott is cheap? Modern Elixir at PS Pub! no more gallbladder, duty, early dumping, pony league, da Bulls, Derrick Rose, Jordan, humor, Hangover, Ironman 3, xanax, Star Trek, Captain Kirk, celebrity news, Harrison Ford, Mike Tyson and Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Marty, science! weed and loneliness, lighting, stormus interruptus.
Jon's weekly health update, nausea, gallbladder, Jon's daughter gets her license, Scott might be gay (according to the better half), Mr Shmule's Zombie Movie, movies, band practice, along stroll down memory lane, celebrity, Boston, and Phil's news.
Cheech and Chong, Jon's health, duty, prostate? what's up with Jon's gallbladder, another stone, shit story, movies, what happened to Ben?, science, Boston, email from 2 Grants, Scott needs to wiz, and Phil wit da news...
The System Failure Show, gallbladders, basketball, tea bagging, and movies.
New gaymmm, snow day, injuries, swimming, age discrimination, DC, fishing, lures, Jon's new toy, music news, movie news, Oz, Taken2, science news, boobs, god works in mysterious ways, Sarah Palin, Penn Jillette, Catholic Church, and Phil McCracken Whitcomb delivers the news.
Dog duty, punks, mandles, blizzard, Amber, Jon's gig, Modern Elixir, Karaoke Versions, knots, massage, Scott has an embarrassing moment, TP visit, poopy equals stinky, faggot school, Safe Haven, Argo, Seven Psychopaths, seven things that make your co-workers hate you, dude - don't touch me, Opie and Anthony, Kristen Stewart, Heisenberg's uncertainty, Pope linked to gay black male scandal, Cardinal Keith O'Brian, sequester, John Boehner, and Phil McCracken Whitcomb delivers the news.
It's been a long time, clothes shopping, gay? track meet, parenting, swimming, Valentine's Day, Fatt Mustard, we call TP, Jordan, NBA, Copernicus, Die Hard, to gay? SkyFall, horses cure homosexuality, Mark Sanford, McCain, Chuck Hagel, Dr Drew, Manti Tao, Lance Armstrong, Katie Couric, science news, the Pope, and Phil McCracken Whitcomb delivers the news.