Film Kids Giant Squids

127 Hours with a Film Kid: In what Brooke promises is the last Oscar update before the Oscars, we discuss the change in program this year, and why 8 categories will not be shown during the broadcast. Licorice Pizza: After Lindsey threatens to write extremely personal fanfiction, we discuss the desire to be head empty, but the unfortunate weight of consciousness that caused us to absolutely hate this film. Adventureland: Lindsey contemplates one man's chokehold on a suburban town's weed market. We also discuss the worst possible time to shake hands, an even worse name for a fondue restaurant, and Brooke's toxic trait. Film Kids Giant Squids is produced and hosted by Lindsey Buttel and Brooke Hoppe. Intro music is by the band Poly Action. Transition music is by Steven O'Brien Licensed under CC BY 3.0 Find Us Onlinehttps://filmkidsgiantsquids.comhttps://twitter.com/FilmSquidsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/filmsquidspod/https://www.facebook.com/filmsquidspod  

127 Hours with a Film Kid: Brooke breaks down the surprises & snubs of this years' Oscar nominations.The Winners and Losers of the 2022 Oscar NominationsGroundhog Day: We consider the potential length of the time loop, the casting that ended friendships, and the insane number of tragedies that happen in a small town in Pennsylvania.  Before I Fall: It's been a while since we've vicerally hated a film's premise, but boy howdy did we have a lot to rant about. We also manage to discuss heteronormative hell, the conspiracy theory of who trapped Sam in the loop and some of the worst ADR.Film Kids Giant Squids is produced and hosted by Lindsey Buttel and Brooke Hoppe. Intro music is by the band Poly Action.   Licensed under CC BY 3.0 Find Us Onlinehttps://filmkidsgiantsquids.comhttps://twitter.com/FilmSquidsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/filmsquidspod/https://www.facebook.com/filmsquidspod  

127 Hours with a Film Kid: Brooke walks Lindsey through her personal picks for potential Oscars host, and gives many valid reasons to why it should absolutely not be James Corden.  Never Rarely Sometimes Always: Brooke gives the history of Antz and A Bug's Life which she swears is relevant, and then we debate whether or not this is a period piece and the luggage that serves a metaphorical purpose but makes no practical sense.  Unpregnant: In Brooke and Lindsey's new favorite film, we discuss the high school rumor mill, the worst place to take a pregnancy test (surrounded by teens), and the best use of "Since U Been Gone" by Kelly Clarkson.Film Kids Giant Squids is produced and hosted by Lindsey Buttel and Brooke Hoppe. Intro music is by the band Poly Action.  Transition music is Junior Prom by Teenage Cavemen. Licensed under CC BY 3.0 Find Us Onlinehttps://filmkidsgiantsquids.comhttps://twitter.com/FilmSquidsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/filmsquidspod/https://www.facebook.com/filmsquidspod  

127 Hours with a Film Kid: Brooke breaks down the people who have recently chosen violence & chaos on the internet: A fake promotional twitter account, Aaron Sorkin, and believing that giving an in depth interview on how you aren't offensive, just "silly" would come off in your favor.Sam Harpoon's Twitter accountJeremy Strong's New Yorker Profile Jeff Garlin's Vanity Fair interviewEyes Wide Shut: In a film that's apparently undoubtedly a Christmas film, we discuss the film kids' disappointment at lack of porn, the worst behavior of a plus one, and one man's need to constantly prove that he's a doctor.  Starry Eyes: Lindsey tells the least fun fact quite possibly ever, causing Brooke to want to quit the podcast. Before that, they manage to discuss the Potato Hooters, and the weird cult like obsession of Chuck Palahniuk.Film Kids Giant Squids is produced and hosted by Lindsey Buttel and Brooke Hoppe. Intro music is by the band Poly Action. Licensed under CC BY 3.0 Find Us Onlinehttps://filmkidsgiantsquids.comhttps://twitter.com/FilmSquidsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/filmsquidspod/https://www.facebook.com/filmsquidspod  

127 Hours with a Film Kid: Brooke has has a life update for Lindsey (unrelated to film kids), Brooke then gives an awards precursor by looking at the National Board of Review and the New York Film Critic Circle awards. Lindsey reluctantly agrees to watch a Paul Thomas Anderson film.  Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolf: We discuss the likelihood that MGK and Megan Fox would star in a remake of this film, the point at which we would leave a party, and quite possibly the only people that would commit to bits more than Brooke and LindseyThe Boys in the Band: Brooke has found her own version of JK Simmons/Michael Keaton, knowledge of Teen Wolf as the only requirement to date us, and the worst party game followed by the worst time to hook up at a party.  Film Kids Giant Squids is produced and hosted by Lindsey Buttel and Brooke Hoppe. Intro music is by the band Poly Action.  Transition music is Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf by Flashtap All licensed under CC BY 3.0 Find Us Onlinehttps://filmkidsgiantsquids.comhttps://twitter.com/FilmSquidsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/filmsquidspod/https://www.facebook.com/filmsquidspod  

127 Hours with a Film Kid: This week, we delve into the “Marvel Question” discourse and learn which directors would or would not direct superhero movies, regardless of whether they've been asked to direct a superhero movie. Slumdog Millionaire: We debate the benefits of pulling a scam on a studio, the undeniable (yet still denied) hotness of Dev Patel and the worst use of “fate” we've seen on the podcast. St Trinian's: In another film that's only loosely about a quiz show competition, we discuss questionable 2007 jokes, the implications of discussing Colin Firth in a film that stars Colin Firth, and Lindsey's lack of knowledge of common British terms. Film Kids Giant Squids is produced and hosted by Lindsey Buttel and Brooke Hoppe. Intro music is by the band Poly Action. Licensed under CC BY 3.0 Find Us Onlinehttps://filmkidsgiantsquids.comhttps://twitter.com/FilmSquidsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/filmsquidspod/https://www.facebook.com/filmsquidspod

A special (belated) episode, meaning November is is still spooky month  - which is Brooke's true nightmare. 127 Hours with a Film Kid: Brooke gives a quick IATSE update, followed by Netflix's employee walkout, and Ruby Rose's allegations against CW/WBTV. Us: A surprise pairing caused directly by Lindsey, we manage to discuss the reasons we don't want kids (mainly their ability to see shadow people), a new conspiracy Lindsey has concocted around the restaurant industry, and when is the time for men to stop being allowed to make decisions. Replicas:  In a movie where there are literally no consequences despite setting up all of the immediate consequences, we discuss how a man ineptly tries to get away with murdering his entire family, despite not murdering his entire family. We also discover that while Lindsey may have a face-blindness for actors, it certainly is not height-blindness. Film Kids Giant Squids is produced and hosted by Lindsey Buttel and Brooke Hoppe. Intro music is by the band Poly Action.  Transition music is The Leviathan Part III by Mad Scientist Mike All licensed under CC BY 3.0 Find Us Onlinehttps://filmkidsgiantsquids.comhttps://twitter.com/FilmSquidsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/filmsquidspod/https://www.facebook.com/filmsquidspod

127 Hours with a Film Kid: After another update in the IATSE/AMPTP negotiations, we discuss the films by women filmmakers coming out this year that film kids will be talking about in the lead up to the Oscars. Read  Oscars: These Women Directors Could be Standouts This Awards SeasonAlien: Spooky Month 2021 kicks off with a film that Brooke will absolutely not be analyzing, but instead we talk about when is it acceptable to murder your coworker, and how The Who impacted the most influential sci-fi film. Forbidden World: In a film that's barely not porn, we manage to discuss the inherent sense of humor in aliens, the somehow unworrying presence of Molly in the air, and the perfect naming of a man named “Earl”.Film Kids Giant Squids is produced and hosted by Lindsey Buttel and Brooke Hoppe. Intro music is by the band Poly Action.  Transition music is Alien Noise by Connum. All licensed under CC BY 3.0 Find Us Onlinehttps://filmkidsgiantsquids.comhttps://twitter.com/FilmSquidsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/filmsquidspod/https://www.facebook.com/filmsquidspod

127 Hours with a Film Kid: The IATSE Strike is looking more and more likely, and Brooke wants to talk about it. The DSA LA's Panel on how to Stand in Solidarity When Workers Strike Sign the IATSE petitionI, Tonya: We discuss committing to no thoughts, no vibes and the buried childhood trauma Brooke has from skating. Plus, Lindsey discovers her new dream job: bird agent. Ice Princess: We break down this film that doesn't make a whole lot of sense and instead focus on Zambonis in the wild, the nicest “mean girl” in a Disney movie, and the pipeline of early 2000s “feminism” to 2020s “girlboss”.  Brooke's fever dream is real and apprently features Kevin Hart, which she somehow completely missedFilm Kids Giant Squids is produced and hosted by Lindsey Buttel and Brooke Hoppe. Intro music is by the band Poly Action.  Transition music is VHS by Jahzzar. All licensed under CC BY 3.0 Find Us Onlinehttps://filmkidsgiantsquids.comhttps://twitter.com/FilmSquidsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/filmsquidspod/https://www.facebook.com/filmsquidspod

127 Hours with a Film Kid: After discussing the potential first industry wide IATSE strike, we discuss Venice Film Fest. IATSE Stories InstagramBicycle Thieves: After Nixon Month, Brooke returns to Film Kid lectures, and we discuss one of the most influential films. Topics include the world's most perfect child, Brooke and Lindsey's fundamental disagreement and the mysterious allure of a cheese pull. Premium Rush: Brooke and Lindsey both find very specific hills that they would die on while discussing this film which has probably influenced zero filmmakers. And despite not understanding the main plot device, we manage to discuss the weirdest superpower, “fixie” bikes and the most 2012 line of dialogue.Film Kids Giant Squids is produced and hosted by Lindsey Buttel and Brooke Hoppe. Intro music is by the band Poly Action.  All licensed under CC BY 3.0 Find Us Onlinehttps://filmkidsgiantsquids.comhttps://twitter.com/FilmSquidsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/filmsquidspod/https://www.facebook.com/filmsquidspod

127 Hours with a Film Kid: Brooke introduces Lindsey to her new favorite conference, CinemaCon, as she gives Lindsey a heads up on all the films and every possible sequel and prequel that's coming to theaters in the next year. Nixon Television Round Up: To close out Nixon Month, we discuss the some of the many TV shows that have featured Nixon as a character. From breaking the Doctor out of Area 51 in Doctor Who to existing as a head in a jar in Futurama, we discover that Nixon may be the glue that holds this universe together. Film Kid Giant Squids is produced and hosted by Lindsey Buttel and Brooke Hoppe. Intro music is by the band Poly Action.  Transition Music is Crazy Cartoon Collage Sound Effects by Nicholas Judy. All licensed under CC BY 3.0 Find Us Onlinehttps://filmkidsgiantsquids.comhttps://twitter.com/FilmSquidsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/filmsquidspod/https://www.facebook.com/filmsquidspod

127 Hours with a Film Kid: This week Lindsey slowly descends into madness as we cover Showergate and the weird discourse that's sprung up about celebrities' shower opinions. Frost/Nixon: We get upset at the humanization of Nixon while also critiquing a man for being upset that he's bad at his job. Plus, the worst way to answer the phone, no matter the context. Elvis & Nixon: Brooke and Lindsey break down a surprisingly sane film with the most unhinged factual premise. Topics include: the security priorities of the White House, Brooke's version of the Michael Keaton and J.K. Simmons confusion, and the suspicious antics of Elvis – who is too adamant that he's anti-drug to be anti-drug. Film Kid Giant Squids is produced and hosted by Lindsey Buttel and Brooke Hoppe. Intro music is by the band Poly Action.  Licensed under CC BY 3.0 Find Us Onlinehttps://filmkidsgiantsquids.comhttps://twitter.com/FilmSquidsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/filmsquidspod/https://www.facebook.com/filmsquidspod

127 Hours with a Film Kid: At the start of Nixon month, Brooke brings us tidings from the set of a upcoming Nixon show as well as the new gossip girl of the television writer community. All the Presidents' Men: Brooke and Lindsey ponder the maniac nature of hunting and pecking, where a character ends and an actor begins, and what would be the name of popular scandals if the Watergate break in happened at literally any other hotel. Dick: In the first ever unanimous win, Brooke and Lindsey talk about their new favorite film. Topics include every single good dick joke, middle school field trips, and the ambitious dating scene in D.C.Film Kid Giant Squids is produced and hosted by Lindsey Buttel and Brooke Hoppe. Intro music is by the band Poly Action.  Licensed under CC BY 3.0 Find Us Onlinehttps://filmkidsgiantsquids.comhttps://twitter.com/FilmSquidsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/filmsquidspod/https://www.facebook.com/filmsquidspod

Content Warning: This episode contains discussions about James Franco, his many sexual assault allegations and the complicit enabling by those around him. If you want to skip this discussion, the time stamp is 58:32. 127 Hours with a Film Kid: This week Brooke and Lindsey were possibly living out a real life 127 Hours, so instead of news, Brooke gives the history of popcorn. Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb: Lindsey can't tell the difference between faces and Brooke can't tell the difference between pronunciations. We also discuss our favorite stage name and our shared desire to have more government officials weigh in on movies. This is the End: Lindsey declares her love of both Jay Baruchel and distance-based jokes. We discuss the very loose plot of the film, and agree that spending the apocalypse at James Franco's house is a fate worse than death. Film Kid Giant Squids is produced and hosted by Lindsey Buttel and Brooke Hoppe. Intro music is by the band Poly Action.  Transition Music is Nuclear Alarm.wav by rene____. All licensed under CC BY 3.0 Find Us Onlinehttps://filmkidsgiantsquids.comhttps://twitter.com/FilmSquidsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/filmsquidspod/https://www.facebook.com/filmsquidspod

127 Hours with a Film Kid: Brooke has an identity crisis realizing that she may be a Film Kid but manages to discuss IATSE, Tarantino, Clifford and Batman.Watch the Big Red Monstrosity [NSFW] Batman is not above going downLittle Miss Sunshine: In Brooke's Film Kid Origin film, we discover that Lindsey may have face-blindness, that neither of us could ever commit to a vow of silence and we quantify the sheer weight of living. Dumplin': We discuss a diner run exclusively by teens, the undeniable charm of Dolly Parton, and our desire to never have to think about prom dresses and awkward relationships in high school.Film Kid Giant Squids is produced and hosted by Lindsey Buttel and Brooke Hoppe. Intro music is by the band Poly Action.  Transition Music is  Cass County Beauty Queen by Alan Singer. All licensed under CC BY 3.0 Find Us Onlinehttps://filmkidsgiantsquids.comhttps://twitter.com/FilmSquidsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/filmsquidspod/https://www.facebook.com/filmsquidspod

127 Hours with a Film Kid: Brooke takes Lindsey through some shallow dives as we discuss Nicolas Cage, Ted Bundy drama, Lord of the Rings, and Lindsey's favorite topic: Unions.Gaze lovingly at the photo of Orlando Bloom gazing lovingly at Brett Beattie.Watch the Trailer for PIGOnce Upon a Time... In Hollywood: After putting it off for 23 episodes, Brooke is finally forced to discuss Quentin Tarantino, and it goes just about how you'd expect. Other topics include the overwhelming presence of feet, and Brooke saying “self-indulgent” and “pretentious” more times than Margo Robbie has lines. The Haunting of Sharon Tate: In a film that equally upsets us but for vastly different reasons, we avoid discussing this clearly exploitive film by focusing on Gibby being a terrible nickname, the surprising recent invention of 9-1-1, and the mythos of Archeologists. Film Kid Giant Squids is produced and hosted by Lindsey Buttel and Brooke Hoppe. Intro music is by the band Poly Action.  Transition Music is Haunting Piano Melody by Victornatas . All licensed under CC BY 3.0 Find Us Onlinehttps://filmkidsgiantsquids.comhttps://twitter.com/FilmSquidsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/filmsquidspod/https://www.facebook.com/filmsquidspod

127 Hours with a Film Kid: Brooke is too excited to give Lindsey the illusion of a choice as we break down the Cannes Film Festival lineup, Quentin Tarantino's potential early retirement, the ever-increasing cast of Knives Out 2, and Space Jam 2. Watch ESPN 30 for 30 presents, The Bunny & The GOAT When Harry Met Sally...:  We get wildly off track this episode and somehow find it relevant to discuss what to feed ducks (and the jokes/songs surrounding such controversial topics), the perils of dating within the friend group, and the fictitious New York in which New Year's Eve is quiet. Always Be My Maybe: Brooke and Lindsey detail their love of Keanu Reeves, both in this film and in general before reaffirming that Dave Franco's take from over a year ago on modern romcoms was bad. Plus, we question the seemingly nonexistent rules of "apocalyptic truth or dare".Watch the cringiest anniversary video at your own perilFilm Kid Giant Squids is produced and hosted by Lindsey Buttel and Brooke Hoppe. Intro music is by the band Poly Action.  Transition Music is A Romantic Evening by DavisK. All licensed under CC BY 3.0 Find Us Onlinehttps://filmkidsgiantsquids.comhttps://twitter.com/FilmSquidsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/filmsquidspod/https://www.facebook.com/filmsquidspod

Due to some audio issues, there is no 127 Hours with a Film Kid this week, if you find yourself stuck in a conversation with a film kid, just start singing Olivia Rodrigo's good 4 u in your head... it's what we'll be doing. Phantom Thread:  Lindsey makes up her own dramatic background for this film, and then reveals her desire to go Urban Foraging. Plus, we discuss when it's appropriate to be spooked by ghosts (always).  Fifty Shades Freed: Brooke and Lindsey have no context for the 3rd  film in this franchise, but that doesn't stop them from judging this couple who have clearly never had a single conversation before getting married.  Brooke also gets overwhelmed by the mere concept of banks, and Lindsey is surprised to find Christian Grey more of a maniac than Edward Cullen. Film Kid Giant Squids is produced and hosted by Lindsey Buttel and Brooke Hoppe. Intro music is by the band Poly Action.  Licensed under CC BY 3.0 Find Us Onlinehttps://filmkidsgiantsquids.comhttps://twitter.com/FilmSquidsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/filmsquidspod/https://www.facebook.com/filmsquidspod

127 Hours with a Film Kid: This week, Brooke walks Lindsey through the Bad (Kevin Spacey), the Progress (HFPA updates, and more auditions for actors with disabilities) and the Weird (the Flaming Hot Cheetos movie) in Hollywood. Jaws: Brooke breaks down the impact this movie had, both on the film industry and on the shark population. We also discuss the lack of basic communication like pointing out a dangerous shark and the world's pushiest mayor in this Shark Town. The 14 Weirdest Things Sharks Have EatenSharknado: We discuss what creature we'd prefer to fall from the sky and hit us, Brooke's love of car chases, and Lindsey's love of wiggling sharks. Plus, the spin-off film Brooke refuses to believe actually happened (even though it definitely did).Film Kid Giant Squids is produced and hosted by Lindsey Buttel and Brooke Hoppe. Intro music is by the band Poly Action. Licensed under CC BY 3.0 Find Us Onlinehttps://filmkidsgiantsquids.comhttps://twitter.com/FilmSquidsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/filmsquidspod/https://www.facebook.com/filmsquidspod 

127 Hours with a Film Kid: We discuss several issues with the industry including racism, toxicity and treatment of child actors. Alyson Stoner's Op-Ed in PeopleScott Rudin is a Horrible MonsterNomadland: We discuss all things #vanlife and praise the film's "oppressive loneliness" before solving the bartering system mystery of Lady Bird and remembering the existence of Borat.If you weren't aware, Nomadland won 3 Academy Awards. Chloé Zhao won for Best Directing (making her the first woman of color, and the second woman ever to win this award), Frances McDormand won for Best Actress, and the film also won Best Picture - we obviously recorded this episode before the Oscars aired, but wanted to note these momentous and groundbreaking awards.  The Lady in the Van: We ponder when you need for new material or if it's worth telling the same story 5 times, playing recorders in school and Brooke's desire to have fate take both her and her name. Film Kid Giant Squids is produced and hosted by Lindsey Buttel and Brooke Hoppe. Intro music is by the band Poly Action. Transition music is My love (piano loop) by ShadyDave. Licensed under CC BY 3.0 Find Us Onlinehttps://filmkidsgiantsquids.comhttps://twitter.com/FilmSquidsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/filmsquidspod/https://www.facebook.com/filmsquidspod

127 Hours with a Film Kid: We talk all things Oscars,and by all things we mean everything that's not people named Oscar. But more importantly, we talk the new Space Jam trailer which Brooke is excited for, and then unfortunately must talk about Elon Musk. Watch the Space Jam TrailerPromising Young Woman: The sexism ride continues this episode as we discuss not being hot enough to be a femme fatale, being approached while being in bushes, and Brooke makes her stance known on the opinions of men (it's very low). Jennifer's Body: We rant about the ways that society has let down both Megan Fox and this movie, and give it some much needed love 10 years after its release. Plus we discuss the etiquette of entering abandoned houses, and what would potentially bring goth kids to your yard. Film Kid Giant Squids is produced and hosted by Lindsey Buttel and Brooke Hoppe. Intro music is by the band Poly Action. Transition music is Project C by holocys. Licensed under CC BY 3.0 Find Us Onlinehttps://filmkidsgiantsquids.comhttps://twitter.com/FilmSquidsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/filmsquidspod/https://www.facebook.com/filmsquidspod

127 Hours with a Film Kid: In a chose your own adventure style segment, we discuss the Razzies, the Oscars and then … Robin Williams? One of these things is not like the others.Big: We skim past all of the uncomfortable moments in the movie, but dwell on the realism of mediocre white men succeeding in the corporate world. Plus, the worst dinner party ever is one where Christopher Columbus is a central conversation and Lindsey pitches her own better dinner party: stealing the formalwear from retirees. 13 Going on 30: Lindsey explains the true nature of the magic spell, while Brooke laments that she ever forgot about how enjoyable Mark Ruffalo is. We also wonder what outfits the 13 year old versions of ourselves would prepare with our modern wardrobes and discuss the nightmare fuel of being called to participate in the thriller dance.Film Kid Giant Squids is produced and hosted by Lindsey Buttel and Brooke Hoppe. Intro music is by the band Poly Action. Transition music is Cat Piano by Mike888. Licensed under CC BY 3.0 Find Us Onlinehttps://filmkidsgiantsquids.comhttps://twitter.com/FilmSquidsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/filmsquidspod/https://www.facebook.com/filmsquidspod 

127 Hours with A Film Kid: We take a look at Lindsey's supposed future with some sad fun law. The Sad: The crew of Nomadland deal with censorship in China and the loss of a crewmate.  The Fun: The surprising Forest Gump Defense, and the defense of Lola Bunny. And The Law: Disney is making Bill Nye (The Science Guy) mad. Chloe Zhao's statement on Michael Wolf Snyder Lola Bunny is here to play basketball, not fulfil your fantasies. Harold and Maude: We discuss funeral flirting,  the mysterious agelessness of Bud Cort, and what it would take for us to join your cult (hint: it's very little). Charlie Bartlett: Brooke details the illicit Big Texas Cinnamon Rolls ring at her high school. Plus, the two worst places to have sex: a concert venue's strangely intentional sex spot and your high school's student lounge. Film Kid Giant Squids is produced and hosted by Lindsey Buttel and Brooke Hoppe. Intro music is by the band Poly Action. Transition music is Banjo Opening by Simonays. Licensed under CC BY 3.0 Find Us Onlinehttps://filmkidsgiantsquids.comhttps://twitter.com/FilmSquidsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/filmsquidspod/https://www.facebook.com/filmsquidspod 

127 Hours with A Film Kid: In honor of the Golden Globes, Brooke tells Lindsey some of her favorite moments of Golden Globes past including (and mostly) the many drunken shenanigans. Ladybird: We reminisce on suburban entertainment, debate the height of Jesus, and both love and hate the existence of Kyle. Plus, Lindsey reveals her theory of the A24 Birthday Meter. Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen: Lindsey and Brooke are surprised at the world’s best high school musical, far surpassing the likes of Troy and Gabriella. Brooke proves her ignorance about all things “frunks”, and we vow justice for Megan Fox. Film Kid Giant Squids is produced and hosted by Lindsey Buttel and Brooke Hoppe. Intro music is by the band Poly Action. Licensed under CC BY 3.0 Find Us Onlinehttps://filmkidsgiantsquids.comhttps://twitter.com/FilmSquidsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/filmsquidspod/https://www.facebook.com/filmsquidspod

127 Hours with a Film Kid:  Brooke talks about a lot of things, from Armie Hammer to the supposedly better world of heist comedies, but not Timothée Chalamet because she still isn't ready to discuss. It Happened One Night: Brooke explains the studio system, golden age of Hollywood, the code era, while Lindsey probably fell asleep.  Plus, we discuss the devastating crime of autonomy and how much money we'd accept to annul a wedding. Leap Year:  Lindsey and Brooke discuss the various plots that could have made this movie infinitely better, plus the  plots on this film's map that made no sense, no matter the mode of transportation. Brooke would also like to formally apologize to her Irish Film Professor for even acknowledging this film's existence. Film Kid Giant Squids is produced and hosted by Lindsey Buttel and Brooke Hoppe. Intro music is by the band Poly Action. Transition music is by Sláinte. All licensed under CC BY 3.0 Find Us Onlinehttps://filmkidsgiantsquids.comhttps://twitter.com/FilmSquidsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/filmsquidspod/https://www.facebook.com/filmsquidspod 

127 Hours with a Film Kid: Brooke gives the world's smallest update to Tom Cruise going to space, and then really solidifies herself as a Film Kid and brings up David Lynch, yet again. Scott Pilgrim vs The World: We debate the true villain of this film, discuss the exes that didn't show up, and refuse to forgive a 22 year old for dating a 17 year old, all while Lindsey makes about 100 band references.Edgar Wright's best acting performanceJumanji: Welcome to the Jungle: Lindsey learns to look up the sources of insane film developments,  and discuss enjoying the film about a video game but would actually hate the video game without the film. The Jumanji sequel no one asked forFilm Kid Giant Squids is produced and hosted by Lindsey Buttel and Brooke Hoppe. Intro music is by the band Poly Action. Transition music is by bone666138. All licensed under CC BY 3.0 Find Us Onlinehttps://filmkidsgiantsquids.comhttps://twitter.com/FilmSquidsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/filmsquidspod/https://www.facebook.com/filmsquidspod

127 Hours with a Film Kid: Brooke and Lindsey discuss an island that seems straight out of a horror film that is the setting of an upcoming film festival and Brooke gives an update to the continuing Warner Bros. drama.Read more about Goteborg Film FestivalPrimary Colors: A distressing lack of saxophone, a not-so-anonymous author, why checking bathroom stalls for feet is always necessary, and how to be the punchline you wish to be in this world. The Campaign: Lindsey somehow yet again confidently, but incorrectly, recognizes an actor. Plus, Lindsey breaks down all the ways this film portrays an unrealistic depiction of elections, while Brooke just has a break down remembering she saw this movie in theaters at full price. Film Kid Giant Squids is produced and hosted by Lindsey Buttel and Brooke Hoppe.  Intro music is by the band Poly Action licensed under CC BY 3.0 Find Us Onlinehttps://filmkidsgiantsquids.comhttps://twitter.com/FilmSquidsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/filmsquidspod/https://www.facebook.com/filmsquidspod

127 Hours with a Film Kid: Brooke gives you a rundown of what you probably missed in 2020, from a box office scam to KFC establishing themselves as a content creator. The only Guy upset about QuibiProof that the KFConsole is not a weird fever dream Brooke hadThe Social Network: We question both the popularity of a LiveJournal blog and The Great Bathroom Dilemma. Plus, Lindsey ranks her favorite moments of the film, while Brooke just ranks Andrew Garfield in her life.The Dylan O'Brien scene recreation  that we did not deserveSwiped: We shame this film for needlessly shaming women and point out the several characters in the film that should probably “lawyer up, asshole”. We also take a deep dive into the writer/director/producer/casting director who brought this monstrosity into our lives. The woman who matched with a murderer Film Kid Giant Squids is produced and hosted by Lindsey Buttel and Brooke Hoppe.  Intro music is by the band Poly Action. CC by 3.0 Find Us Onlinehttps://filmkidsgiantsquids.comhttps://twitter.com/FilmSquidsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/filmsquidspod/https://www.facebook.com/filmsquidspod

127 Hours with a Film Kid: An insane Disney slate update is overshadowed by a somehow even crazier Warner Bros. decision that has filmmakers and film kids upset.It’s a Wonderful Life: Lindsey learns the surprising power of copyright law in Christmas lore, while Brooke learns to never call Lindsey brainless, especially if you want a future with her. Plus, we uncover the only negative repercussion of George’s life.Click: We take a look at what 2007 thought 2020 would look like, and while Brooke and Lindsey refuse to dwell on the numerous jokes made in bad taste, Brooke does dwell on the difference between Commentary and Narration. Film Kid Giant Squids is produced and hosted by Lindsey Buttel and Brooke Hoppe.  Intro music is by the band Poly Action. Transition Music is Auld Lang Syne by TCJ CC by 3.0Find Us Onlinehttps://filmkidsgiantsquids.comhttps://twitter.com/FilmSquidsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/filmsquidspod/https://www.facebook.com/filmsquidspod 

127 Hours with a Film Kid: Brooke tells you everything you needed to know about Award Season… except for everything she didn’t cover. Read Elliot Page's statement hereRomeo + Juliet: We cover our first Auteur on the podcast, which means Brooke puts her film degree to use and gives a true Film Kid lecture on what that means and why we should care about Baz Luhrmann. Then, we break down how many times Leo ends up in a pool and Lindsey comes up with a plan to save the environment and date Leo Di Caprio, while she still has time.Warm Bodies: We learn that it’s okay to judge someone for peeling off their own skin, but to not judge their dreams, even if they feature Cream of Wheat. Plus, kleptomaniac tendencies that remain even in undeath and the theoretical need of nurses in a Zombie apocalypse. Film Kid Giant Squids is produced and hosted by Lindsey Buttel and Brooke Hoppe. Intro music is by the band Poly Action. Transition music is by Reginaurbina and Klankbeeld. All licensed under CC BY 3.0 Find Us Onlinehttps://filmkidsgiantsquids.comhttps://twitter.com/FilmSquidsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/filmsquidspod/https://www.facebook.com/filmsquidspod

127 Hours with a Film Kid: We discuss Hide and Seek, Stick Ball, Foursquare, Red Rover … oh whoops, those were just the games Spike Lee would rather be playing right now. See Spike Lee's full statementThe Breakfast Club: We kill time talking about the various ways 5 teens kill time, the absolutely incorrect way to get high, and an alternate interpretation of the iconic fist pump. Molly Ringwald on Revisiting The Breakfast Club in  the Age of #MeTooLemonade Mouth: Brooke is surprised that this Disney Channel Original Movie is a musical (but shouldn’t be), Lindsey makes endless Rage Against the Machine references, and we ponder if Joe Biden would wear a fedora. Film Kid Giant Squids is produced and hosted by Lindsey Buttel and Brooke Hoppe.  Intro music is by the band Poly Action licensed under CC BY 3.0 Find Us Onlinehttps://filmkidsgiantsquids.comhttps://twitter.com/FilmSquidsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/filmsquidspod/https://www.facebook.com/filmsquidspod 

127 Hours with a Film Kid: We talk some racism and some trailers, including a film kid movie that Brooke is actually excited to watch. Spike Lee eloquently disses Jared KushnerRead the Ray Fisher Forbes interviewThe Pandemic Movie that absolutely no one asked for And the Film Kid Movie that we didn't know we were asking forEternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind: We discuss the practicality of erasing your roommate who you share a room with, the surprising lack lack of shame of furry tendencies, and the ultimate power move of memory loss.The Memoirs of a Teenage Amnesiac: We essentially say “she has a traumatic brain injury” on repeat, but manage to sneak in a few Twilight references, Lindsey's inability to spot a potential JK Simmons in Shrek, and Brooke’s ability to spot LA cemeteries. Film Kid Giant Squids is produced and hosted by Lindsey Buttel and Brooke Hoppe.  Intro music is by the band Poly Action. Transition Music is by Setuniman licensed under CC BY 3.0 Find Us Onlinehttps://filmkidsgiantsquids.comhttps://twitter.com/FilmSquidsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/filmsquidspod/https://www.facebook.com/filmsquidspod

127 Hours with a Film Kid: Brooke ranks the studio lots on the most important factor: how spooky their ghosts are. Highlights include: The Ghost that gets around and the potential Nosferatu sighting. Midsommar: We consider the “worst thing” about this unsettling film, what not to do when your girlfriend is grieving and whether Lindsey would still vacation with a murderer. Plus, yet another reason to never use a Porta-Potty. It's a Bear in a Cage - Full SongThe Wicker Man: We discuss The Most Dangerous Bit, Nic Cage’s love of bear suits and hatred of follow up questions. Our love to Cassandra, who Lindsey definitely doesn’t hate. Read some of her work here.Film Kid Giant Squids is produced and hosted by Lindsey Buttel and Brooke Hoppe. Intro music is by the band  Poly Action, transition music is Pagan Cross by Shane Ivers  licensed under CC BY 3.0 Find Us Onlinehttps://filmkidsgiantsquids.comhttps://twitter.com/FilmSquidsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/filmsquidspod/https://www.facebook.com/filmsquidspod

127 Hours with a Film Kid: We cheer ourselves up after yet another sad week in the film industry with some spooky urban legends about films.Cabin in the Woods: We learn of the true monster in the woods, how Brooke’s trauma traumatized her mother, and the ominous possibility of Kevin. Scream: Lindsey briefly makes this podcast a true crime podcast before immediately bringing it back to Twilight. We consider which of the Friends are actually nice and the number of red flags a person could have before being a murderer.Find Us Onlinehttps://filmkidsgiantsquids.comhttps://twitter.com/FilmSquidsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/filmsquidspod/https://www.facebook.com/filmsquidspodFilm Kid Giant Squids is produced and hosted by Lindsey Buttel and Brooke Hoppe.  Intro music is by the band Poly Action, transition music is by neolein licensed under CC BY 3.0 

127 Hours with a Film Kid: We talk about what got us “upset” at the Emmys and a desperately needed David Lynch update.Alex Borstein sits on the roof drinking Ramy Youssef waves goodbye to his EmmyContent Warning: This episode contains discussions about rape, sexual assault, groping, sexual harassment, and stalking. If you would like to skip The Graduate, the time stamp is 38:12.The Graduate: Lindsey feels that she is being gaslighted by a movie more than 50 years old, plus we discuss the benefits of running track in college, and argue that first dates should end in fries, not romantic gestures. Post Grad: We reminisce upon the bygone era of learning to code from Myspace, the likelihood of being impressed by an inflatable couch, and the apparent impossibility of distinguishing Michael Keaton and J.K. Simmons. Find Us Onlinehttps://filmkidsgiantsquids.comhttps://twitter.com/FilmSquidsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/filmsquidspod/https://www.facebook.com/filmsquidspodFilm Kid Giant Squids is produced and hosted by Lindsey Buttel and Brooke Hoppe.  Intro music is by the band Poly Action, transition music is by kongr45gpen licensed under CC BY 3.0 

127 Hours with a Film Kid: The Bad, the Worse, and the Just Plain Weird of COVID Filmmaking: we discuss the Batman getting shut down,  the tough conversations the industry is having about resuming productions, and the increasingly weird ways to get around restrictions. The Heartfelt "Kiss" on  The Bold and The Beautiful Her: The future may be distant, but it's still filled with toxic masculinity. We analyze why we needed to get so intimate with Joaquin Phoenix's mustache, the idea that your phone could leave you for your coworker, and the poor furniture choices of the near-future.  Smart House: In this pre-Y2K story, we look at the absolute monstrosities that are the "floor absorbers", question the respectable amount of oranges one could possibly eat in a day, and reminisce upon a time when "download" could still be a buzzword.  Find Us Onlinehttps://filmkidsgiantsquids.comhttps://twitter.com/FilmSquidsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/filmsquidspod/https://www.facebook.com/filmsquidspod

127 Hours with a Film Kid: This week we discuss nothing but Superhero content. From the first superhero movie Brooke is un-apologetically excited to watch, to running through everything you missed at DC FanDome, plus why adding the word “the” does not make a new title.If you want to cry some more about Chadwick Bozeman, read Ryan Coogler's statement.Wonder Woman 1984 TrailerTHE Batman TrailerThe Big Sick: Being trapped in a live studio audience by penguins, the worst possible make-out movies, and we spend this entire segment essentially just quoting this movie because it is too funny.Read all of Kumail's Tweets from #WatchwiththeAcademyAnd read all of Emily'sIf I Stay: We discuss the likelihood that musically inclined parents would love their musically inclined daughter, Lindsey refrains from calling Adam a maniac, but only just, and we discover that there is only one movie out there, and that movie is somehow Twilight.

127 Hours with a Film Kid: Damien Chazelle has a new short film that’s basically La La Land on an iPhone, meanwhile David Lynch is living his best life in quarantine, and obviously we discuss Midnight Sun despite it not being Film News or Film Kid worthy.Watch Chazelle's short film - The Stunt DoubleWatch David Lynch give a weather report with a mysterious Painted JarNosferatu:  A man just tries to impress his potential new neighbors, we discuss the bizarre sleeping habits of the Buttel family, and potentially saving your loved one's skin, literally. Twilight:  An absolute maniac doesn't know how to interact with humans, or lie even a little bit convincingly, plus secret Cop Propaganda and a disturbing lack of Promposals .Read more about the Maya Ballgame, that is most definitely not like basketball at all.Bella's perspective while she sleeps Find Us Onlinehttps://filmkidsgiantsquids.comhttps://twitter.com/FilmSquidsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/filmsquidspod/https://www.facebook.com/filmsquidspod Film Kid Giant Squids is produced and hosted by Lindsey Buttel and Brooke Hoppe. Intro music is by the band Poly Action.

127 Hours with a Film Kid: Tom Cruise is heading to Space while Dave Franco gets “elevated”.Tom Cruise is Blasting Off to SpaceDave Franco's InterviewLa La Land: Keith is a terrible name for John Legend; LA is equally terrible, but pretty, and you may just be secretly networking with Wonder Woman.High School Musical: Sharpay was wronged, we uncover the secret behind "the Musical",  and apparently cruises are the perfect place to find a boyfriend. Find Us Onlinehttps://filmkidsgiantsquids.comhttps://twitter.com/FilmSquidsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/filmsquidspod/https://www.facebook.com/filmsquidspod Film Kid Giant Squids is produced and hosted by Lindsey Buttel and Brooke Hoppe.  Intro music is by the band Poly Action. 

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