The Ambiguously Black Duo's Podcast

Darryl overdoses on ribs in St. Louis and almost doesn't make it to his show.  David encounters a SheNigga at a wings spot.  The duo discuss the Haitian border deportation.  David his having issues with his family in Texas and their refusal to get Covid vaccines. David is also having problems with his family members social media photos.  Darryl gives David a quiz on mass shootings statistics.  David explains his effective use of Scat Porn.  

The duo discuss the controversial reality show about Activist competing to raise money for their charities.  The duo give ideas on what the activist should be competing on.  Darryl prepares to go to St. Louis for a weekend of shows and also attend the J6 rally in Washington D.C.  The duo discuss their theories on what happened between the quiet Brian Laundrie and the missing Gabby Petito.  Darryl tries to educate David on what can be stressful in a marriage, David educates Darryl on crazy chicks.    

The duo discuss kids and Covid, Texas gets tough on abortions and easy on guns, Omar from The Wire is dead.  The hot drug of the week, Fentanyl is discussed.  David shares his experiences with opioid addicts.  Darryl shares a story about the janitor at his last real job that wore an Obama sweatshirt and got fired.  Darryl has never seen To Kill A Mockingbird, Darryl thinks any movies with a black man on trial is A Time To Kill.  

The duo discuss the effects of Hurricane Ida.  David's city is flooded, Darryl's city is great.  The duo discuss the latest trend in conservative talk show hosts dying from Covid after saying it was not real.  Darryl attacks David's African Queen Candace Owens.  David gets his shoes all muddy from the flooding.  The duo discuss runaway slave shoes sponsored by Nike and McDonald's.  This leads to a racist pastry shop specializing in Coon Cakes.  

The duo travel down south.  David goes to a funeral in Virginia, Darryl goes to Raleigh to sell copies of his album to pay child support.  Darryl informs David of North Carolina knock off soda names.  David gets asked if he is in a relationship with his Stepmother and sister.  David only makes it through the first 3 minutes of a Marlon Wayans comedy special.  The duo discuss Arnold Schwarzenegger performing Bill Cosby's bits.  

The duo discuss the recent goof of what to do with Afghanistan.  David shares his theory on how things have been down hill for the county after Rambo left.  The discuss cocaine jizz and it's affect on the lady baby making parts.  Darryl gears up to go to North Carolina and travel 3 feet to the Baltimore Comedy Festival.  David explains his selling process of dealing with the Hispanics on Facebook Market Place, and gets excited for his PS5 acquisition.  

David is gearing himself up to host a comedy competition.  The duo discuss what it's like to do comedy when no one cares, likes, or wants to see you.  Darryl MC's his sister's wedding.  David has flashbacks to how horrible his wedding MCing went.  Darryl is fascinated with new Rap battles.  Covid is coming back stronger than ever.  People can't behave on plans.  

Darryl informs David of the new rap beef amongst older rappers.  David has no idea who the rappers are.  The duo discuss Simone Biles dropping out of the Olympic Team Competition.  Darryl enjoys watching people miss their dives, David is amazed how quickly people start fighting in YouTube comments section.  The duo are not shocked that Capital Police Officers were called "nigger" during the capital riots.  David has noticed the return of masks outside.      

Darryl informs David about reparations given to Japanese Americans after WW2.  David spends half the episode explaining Japanese history as Darryl tries not to fall asleep.  Darryl confesses to mentally abusing classmates throughout his childhood. The duo debate the Darryl's racism claims about Lord Of The Rings.  David counters with his own Racism claims about Darryl's love for Star Trek.  Darryl brings up Texas and Critical Race Theory or as he calls it CRT because he thinks he is better than David.  Darryl reveals his childhood obsession with Big Dick Talk and porn amongst his classmates.  Darryl tells the story of his Big Dick  High School Challenge.  

David encounters a Rooster Dad and a runaway grocery cart.  The duo discuss the history of umbrellas and the conspiracy theories follow.  The duo debate the male use of anal dildo exploration and if it is gay or not.  The duo share stories about their mothers' use of curse words.  Darryl shares the story about how his mother taught him how to deep throat ivory soap bars as a child.  The duo debate Tennessee deciding not to use any vaccines, Darryl thinks it is horrible, David is excited for the science experience.  

The duo discuss the 4th of July Holiday. David remembers Independence Day the movie and confuses Darryl with his "Daddy" observations.  The duo discuss Cosby's plans and suggest where he should go on tour.  The upcoming Olympics and the C-O-N-spiracies are discussed.  Darryl reveals his views on the banning of black women for Testosterone levels.  

David calls out Darryl for his pre show racial allegations, Darryl gets an immediate selective memory.  Darryl tells David about Baltimore comedy beef.  The duo discuss the controversy of old Destiny's Child songs.  David is unaware that Cosby got released and Donald Rumsfeld died on the same day.  The duo discuss grocery store cart laws and rules.  David breaks down the difference between outside grocery store wrangler employees vs inside grocery store wrangler employees. David makes Darryl aware of the Keith Sweat Weather reports he listened to in High School.  The duo demand a Keith Sweat Day.  David shares the story of someone running his finger prints           

The duo discuss Father's Day and Juneteenth.  David shares Social Work flashback stories.  The duo debate what age a woman should be having babies.  The duo discuss if you can get yourself pregnant as an intersex human being and doctor's making gender choices. Darryl shares a story about people buying dolls, any dolls, just not the black ones.  The duo discuss waterhead babies.  A man in Florida tries to smuggle meth in his dickskin.  David tells stories of a wild comedy show at an apartment complex, Amazon scams, Ebay confetti.  

The duo discuss recent comedy beef and the battle to get more inclusion when it comes to show rosters.  The duo debate inclusions vs opportunity vs ability vs straight white males.  David learns a transgendered lesson in the mean streets.  David gets his family members banned on Facebook for making threats.  Darryl teaches David about the new LGBTQ group, a group that is non-binary with Native American philosophies.  David gives zero fucks.  David makes sure he checks all the boxes in his group of friends so people can't accuse his of being a bigot.  Darryl gets annoyed with the censorship of sex and the ban on toys.  The duo discuss WB executives blocking Batman going down on Catwoman. 

Darryl talks about sports and David tries to help him.  The duo discuss the value of NFL brains based on race.  Darryl thinks every quarterback is RGIII.  Darryl defends female insects, David stands up for the rights of male insects.  Cicadas are coming back after 17 years.  The duo discuss the jungle foster home that Timon, Pumbaa, and Simba grew up in.  Darryl discusses the smell of chitterlings, David shares a story about probation and parole ass.  

Darryl talks about his Memorial Day vacation to celebrate his 10th marriage anniversary and the duo discuss his ex-wives.  David shares his story of meeting a comedy club soldier and two women that tried to give him advice on his stand up.  Darryl shares his love for buffets and being a covid super spreader.  The duo discuss white women news.  Central Park Karen makes a return for revenge and demands justice.  David blames the real victim Christian Cooper and labels him a dork.  Another woman gets fired for fucking with Spider Monkeys at the zoo.  David discusses primate gang violence.  The duo discuss their most recent hero, Kwame Brown.  Darryl shares a story of a soldier that went AWOL only to loose his patience with toddlers.  

The duo discuss religion and Muslims without knowing anything about them.  David shares his theories on different types of Muslims, Darryl hopes the theories don't get him killed on accident.  Darryl shares fake cum recipes live.  Target is going to allow fully vaccinated people in, but won't let anyone buy trading cards after violence.  Japanese Caitlyn Jenner is on the loose using Face Apps for fame.  David shares his theories on Asian bodies and Darryl tries to stop the hate.  The duo discuss their mothers and the hate speech they experienced growing up and still experience as adults.  David reveals his battle with the whites partying next door to him in a Buffalo Hotel.   

The duo discuss Star Wars Day! David shares his Star Wars trauma. Darryl reveals that he falls asleep at midnight movies, David refuses to let anyone sleep if he paid for the tickets.  Darryl donates fluids for money.  David warns Darryl that he is going to be framed for the murder of white women.  The duo discuss toys they had as a child and their siblings that destroyed them.  Darryl can't maintain his British accent.  Darryl informs David that the Transgendered population is getting arrested for having condoms. David shares a story about a dirty Cop confessing his sins and horrible comedy ideas. Darryl learns about pussy from a gentleman that performed at his first open mic night. David swings and misses on the history of Cinco de Mayo.      

The duo discuss the Derek Chauvin verdict, David declares racism is over, Darryl disagrees.  Nancy Pelosi thanks George Floyd for his sacrifice, the duo discuss the definition of sacrifice vs murder.  The duo compare their drinks of choice in their youth through High School and College.  Darryl talks about all the candy he use to steal as a youth, David talks about all the shop lifters he went to High School with.  Justice and crimes at Wawa in the city and outside of the city are debated.     

The Duo discuss the shooting of Daunte Wright. David points out all the procedural mistakes made by the officers, Darryl points out how easy it is to kill black people and that he hasn't seen the video.  Darryl reveals that he doesn't watch any trauma porn videos, only videos of people being killed by tires, and that he has never seen Schindler's List.  David reveals that he watches all the videos, Darryl reveals that he fucks with napping lions.  The duo discuss the George Floyd jury being blocked from the news and Daunte Wright story.  Darryl thinks he is better than David because he reads books.  The duo discuss DMX conspiracy theories and Johnson & Johnson conspiracy theories.  Lonely White Lives Matter rallies bomb, the founder of BLM gets heat for buying property worth 3.2 million.  David gets his vaccine email live on air!

Pre-rest in peace to the dog DMX.  The duo discuss how the would handle owing over a million in child support and how many of the 15 kids they would kill.  Darryl shows again he should never talk about sports.  David shames Darryl for not being a better stereotypical man.  David is annoyed with feminist, Darryl accuses David of hating women, David only hates the ones that talk.  Darryl reveals that he says "hello" to strangers, David reveals he talks to no one.  David informs Darryl of the SheNigga Burger King shooter and the Bangladesh suicide pact.  The duo discuss male v female equal pay in sports.      

The duo try to discuss Lil Nas X and his controversial Satanic video, but realize they are old and know nothing about modern rap music.  David sees Satan as a victim, Darryl admires the production value of the video.  The convo leads to a discussion on homophobia, and crazy people in church. David calls Darryl out on knowing about comedy rapist and not knowing about the most recent popular creep, Deshaun Watson.  Darryl gets his first vaccine shot, David misses his first vaccine shot.  The duo exchange Asian lady stories. Darryl makes David aware of an Asian lady victim, David makes Darryl aware of an Asian lady bully he met at a liquor store. Darryl thinks he is cool and knows more words than David, David explains the upcoming importance of Godzilla vs Kong.  

The duo discuss the weather starting to break and young adults sharing fluids in Miami creating a new Covid.  Mass shootings are back!! The duo talk about the mental health of the Colorado and Atlanta shooters, why they are dicks, and how easy it is to get a gun.  David watches Robocop for the first time and shares his experience with the first 30 minutes of the movie.  Darryl thinks Justice League is too long of a movie, David threatens to kill Darryl for talking bad about anything regarding the Snyder cut.  The duo agree Joss Whedon cut out Ray Fisher's black ass as much as he could.  David wants Joss Whedon to make his own cut of other movies with black characters in them to see how racist they can get.  

The duo discuss St. Patrick's Day, how horrible it is to be a bus driver on the Erin Express.  Creepy guys on trains, buses, automobiles, Target, Clubs.  Darryl does a survey of women that have had a dick pulled out on them.  The song by Next called "Too Close" sexual assaultness is remixed.  The duo get distracted by singing songs.  Darryl gives the history lesson of Emmett Till's murder, David counters with the history of C&C Music Factory.  Darryl wears tack pants to the strip club. 4,000 immigrant children storm the border.  

The Duo discuss Comedians fighting each other, Coming 2 America Rape scene, Darryl tells his sexual assault story, David shares his likely to be sexually assaulted story, Jeff Bezos's ex marries a HS science teacher, David has issues with a Dog, a mouse, and might become a cat man, Darryl tries to sabotage the episode with technical difficulties.   

The Duo discuss, Governor Cuomo old folks home and sexual harassment controversy, Ted Cruz and his snitching neighbors, Darryl wants to die peacefully, David wants to die a legend, Darryl prefers knives, David prefers a bow and arrow, the duo discuss their strip club experiences.  

The Duo discuss Russel Wilson being called a bitch because he is in love, David survives a fire, Darryl considers using gorilla glue for fame, David has to clean his keyboard and ceiling on the same day, Central Park Karen is free after 5 therapy sessions, Batman & Robin is the worst Batman movies ever. 

The Duo discuss the bodies of women that work for Crack Lords, New Orleans floating bodies, Darryl wants to get a perm, R. Kelly vs Morgan Wallen, drunk riding a bike vs drunk driving a car.  

The duo discuss Black History Month, mushing white women, saving mushed white women, Starter Jackets, David wants chubby kids off of starving kids commercials, Darryl brings up space travel, the duo judge unsuccessful crackheads. 

The duo discuss childhood porn treasure, the crazy Conways, Darryl betrays his family's Michael Jackson loyalty by watching a Prince movie, Darryl's momma tells him not to talk to the police.  

The duo discuss how they would leave the White House, Darryl gets him self ready to watch Purple Rain for the first time, David accuses Darryl's family of being musically racist, Darryl loses his mind over a white man saying he knows what it's like to be black.  

On David's birthday, the duo discuss the aftermath of the Capital Building riots, what will happen if Trump does or doesn't get impeached, going to new doctors, and DMX.

The duo discuss the peaceful friendly Trump Supporters attacking the Capital Building as it happens.  The duo wonder what the police response would have been if there were people of color.  The duo relive their greatest friendship test over a water heater.

The duo discuss Diehard and Christmas movies, Darryl avoids getting scammed for Covid Tests in Baltimore, David gets scammed at the USPS in Philly, David notices diversity in commercials, the duo discuss white women breaking quarantine in foreign countries.  

The duo are back after a one week break. 

The duo talk their first pandemic Thanksgiving.  Darryl quits his family and the What's Up App.  David gets robbed for his Thanksgiving Meal and saves his own Thanksgiving.  The duo discuss name changing, gender pronouns.  Darryl risks getting Covid at Open Mics

The Duo talk about Pandemic Thanksgiving, getting made fun of for shoes as a kid.  David and Darryl try to save as many lives as they can with Episode 10.  The duo talk about Covid Itis.  Darryl discusses his married Thanksgiving plans, David predicts a very sad Thanos Christmas.  

The duo try to talk about Queen and Slim, but get distracted.  David demands that Catwoman gets recast with a gay male actor.  Darryl gives woke explanations about Sexuality, Gender, Pronouns, and Marijuana. David hates people and has very few precious fucks to give about causes.  

The duo discuss their sad Republican friends, David gets his car broken into, the duo discuss how 2020 will end, social media race wars, where is the country going in 2021, 2024 candidates, how many last words should women get in arguments.  

The Duo discuss the upcoming civil war and the end of America!! Darryl discovers Zoom has webcam features and David tries not to punch his screen.  Darryl talks about randos in his backyard stealing water, David shares his hatred and lack of faith for the postal service.  The duo dread having to counsel their white friends if Trump wins and discuss woke culture. David defends being labeled transphobic.     

The duo discuss that Darryl can't stop playing video games, fights at Eagles games, gay fight notes, terrifying white women, marriage certificates, Darryl's house catches fire during the show.  

The duo can't stop talking about American Murder: The Family Next Door: Chris Watts, Darryl and David discuss trying to get cancelled, Darryl is obsessed with Jay-Z one minute man lyrics, gay cowboys, black country music after shows, open mic night rockstars, racist brown people casting, David suggest the USA should use women nagging men into winning gold medals, racist Eagles player tweets, Darryl and David agree women suck at sex signals, prison visitors list.    

On this Episode, the Duo discuss dead babies, shows that went horrible, Darryl's dirty draws, survival kits, filtered straws for piss water, fat huts, David and his Dad fake CPR, Darryl reveals he was a Marlboro Boy. 

The Duo discuss Darryl's fake 60 minutes voice, 80's & 90's TV crushes, dead bodies, David's failed trip to the dentist, people not using headphones, Darryl tries to help David tell famous Africans apart, inappropriate 80's movies, awkward trips to the movies with our mothers, cousins are dicks, and David's continued failure to tell famous Africans apart.   

Darryl and David discuss face filters, stupid people believing fake articles, dick pic strategies, and crazy chicks dating strategies.  Darryl woke counsels David on hateful Jews and using the word "Females" instead of "women", David counters with his Hitler theories.  David reveals his mother's feminist family betrayal and getting kicked out of a country club.  Darryl discusses meeting the Double Dutch Bus man with the world's longest mustache at Best Buy.  The duo fantasize about having the most legendary penis in child porn history.  

The debut episode.  Darryl and David try not to talk over each other as they discuss several topics. Darryl talks about his face hitting pavement at a Nigerian birthday party.  The duo discuss racist band-aids, dildos, bottom teeth, detective work to find the smell, Darryl leaving sports, and racist PSN Call of Duty names.