Podcast appearances and mentions of lou ferigno

American actor and bodybuilder

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AJ Benza: Fame is a Bitch

Oprah Winfrey has to walk back comments about Weight Watchers...Hassan Minhaj gets away with lying about his life in his stand-up specials...Lou Ferigno has some friends helping him with his wife's Dementia diagnosis and two family members attempting to take her money...This week in Memorable Muslim News.

Holmberg's Morning Sickness
10-10-23 - Entertainment Drill - TUE - Lou Ferigno's Wife Suffering From Dementia Files For Divorce After 30 Years

Holmberg's Morning Sickness

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2023 16:11


Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Tuesday October 10, 2023 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Adam Carolla Show
Part 1: Deaf Frat Guy Clips (Carolla Classics)

Adam Carolla Show

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2022 94:55


1. Poochie's uncle fake out (2015) 2. DFG on Lou Ferigno and Celebrity Apprentice (2012) 3. Dave Dameshek and Deaf Frat Guy (2009) Hosted by Chris Laxamana and Giovanni Giorgio Support the show: TommyJohn.com/Classics Geico.com Lifelock.com, promo code ADAM Request clips: Classics@adamcarolla.com TWITTER: https://twitter.com/chrislaxamana INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/chrislaxamana1 https://instagram.com/giovannigiorgio Website: https://www.podcastone.com/carolla-classics

Carolla Classics
Part 1: Deaf Frat Guy Clips

Carolla Classics

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2022 95:22


1. Poochie's uncle fake out (2015) 2. DFG on Lou Ferigno and Celebrity Apprentice (2012) 3. Dave Dameshek and Deaf Frat Guy (2009) Hosted by Chris Laxamana and Giovanni Giorgio Support the show: TommyJohn.com/Classics Geico.com Lifelock.com, promo code ADAM Request clips: Classics@adamcarolla.com TWITTER: https://twitter.com/chrislaxamana INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/chrislaxamana1 https://instagram.com/giovannigiorgio Website: https://www.podcastone.com/carolla-classics

Movie Dumpster
4.8 Street Fighter

Movie Dumpster

Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2021 129:48


Keep your regular podcasts! In fact this might be the time to listen to them. For we beheld this episode AS IT FELL FROM THE HEAVENS LIKE LIGHTNING! It's the FINAL ROUND of our ‘Super Kombat Fighter: Double Dumpster Edition Turbo' and we're colliding in sudden death! What happens when you mix a sleepy Jean Claude Van Damme with a volcanic Raul Julia? Quality cinema! Evil dictator General M. Bison ransoms the world for $20 billion and it's up to Colonel William Guile to save the day. With the help of Chun-Li, Ryu and Ken, and the misfortunes of Wes Studi's criminal organization, the entire Fighters of Street roster clash to topple Bisonopolis in an epic and outlandish battle that would make Cobra Commander blush. Who will succeed? Is that Blanka or Lou Ferigno? Was it really Tuesday? Should the food court be larger? Dump your next paycheck into BisonCoin and hop in the Dragon MK1 to head upriver because we're about to Tatsumaki Senpukyaku into ‘Street Fighter!'Joining us is Kieran from Cinemassacre!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/moviedumpster)

American Timelines
Episode 148:  American Timelines 1951, Part 11

American Timelines

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2021 60:45


Episode 148:  American Timelines 1951, Part 11:  Flight To Mars & The Groveland Four with Taylor Fraser from The Foreward Podcast.  Taylor joins us to discuss the awful sci fi film Flight To Mars.  Amy tells us about the tragic story of the Groveland Four, and Joe falls down a rabbit hole featuring the Boston Yanks, Lou Ferigno and Beverly D’Angelo.  Plus, an Alabama Train Wreck. Season 5, Episode 25, of American Timelines! Part of the Queen City Podcast Network: www.queencitypodcastnetwork.com. Credits Include:  PSMag.com, Gilbert King, Popculture.us, Wikipedia, TVtango, IMDB & Youtube.  Information may not be accurate, as it is produced by jerks. Music by MATT TRUMAN EGO TRIP, the greatest American Band. Click Here to buy their albums!

The Professional Athlete Podcast with Ken Gunter
54. Dr. Philip Goglia - Nutritionist to Marvel Superheroes, Elite Athlete Athletes and your everyday Celebrity. Founder of Performance Fitness Concepts

The Professional Athlete Podcast with Ken Gunter

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2021 74:48


Dr. Philip Goglia is quite possibly the most interesting Nutritionist on the planet, but he only wants to talk Salmon.   A legend in the nutrition industry (among others), Dr. Philip Goglia has been working as a certified nutritionist for over 30 years. He also holds the distinction of being an All American Collegiate Wrestler, a member of the Bodybuilding Hall of Fame, a Grand Am Motorsports Racer and sits as the nutrition expert for more prominent boards and councils than you could shake a stick at.   As the founder of Performance Fitness Concepts, Dr. Goglia and his team specialize in nutrition for performance and function. His client roster includes Super Bowl Champions, NBA All Stars, Marvel Superheroes and Oscar Winners, but the team is just as passionate about demystifying nutrition and helping people from all walks of life understand how they can make lasting, sustainable change to their relationship with nutrition and and achieve their physical goals.   In Today's show we talk about Dr. Goglia's racing background. The time Lou Ferigno offered hypnosis advice and was right. This misconception about metabolism being fast or slow. Why where your ancestors are from impacts what you should eat. The case for salmon. The role of water in fat loss and the one measuring stick Dr. Goglia recommends when assessing if a “diet” is right for someone beyond just the science.   Mentioned In the Show: Book - “Turn Up The Heat: Unlock The Fat-Burning Power of Your Metabolism” G Plans: https://getmymetabolictype.com Biolayne.com   Follow Dr. Goglia: Instagram: @pfc_nutrition Website: http://www.pfcnutrition.com/   Follow The Professional Athlete Podcast with Ken Gunter: Instagram: @kengunter_tpa Website: https://www.kengunter.com/ YouTube: Ken Gunter https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRhgjkoSiJXAbS_MIasvvzQ/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/kengunterpodcast Audio recorded with SquadCast: https://squadcast.fm/?ref=kengunter   Produced By: Justin Gunter, Ken Gunter Music By: Justin Gunter, Ken Gunter

Nerd Skool
Episode 019:  Nerd Skool:  WandaVision Episode 7

Nerd Skool

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2021 53:52


Episode 019:  Nerd Skool:  WandaVision Episode 7:  Who The Heck Is Agatha Harkness?.  Andy shares his research on Agatha Harkness.  Rumors of Stan Lee’s upcoming unflattering biography is discussed.  This is better than Lou Ferigno in a giant mullet wig painted green.  Who is Quicksilver?  Is he Mephisto?  Is he a rabbit?  Is the door open for Dr. Doom?  The class speculates. Part of the Queen City Podcast Network: www.queencitypodcastnetwork.com. Music by DJones. Buy his music here:  https://djoneshiphop.bandcamp.com/

SOCIAL NOSTRA™
PAPARAZZI PODCAST - 0096. Hulk - SOCIAL NOSTRA™

SOCIAL NOSTRA™

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2020 55:15


Celebrity Birthday Game #cbg Alex Tribec trash runs; Cheryl Hines & Larry David stories; Ellen Pompeo & Owen Wilson follows; Tara Reid's bikiniing at the Roosevelt. PLUS! Lou Ferigno getting blown up... AND MORE! #ppc

Justuff League
TV Collectibles

Justuff League

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2020 34:06


Travis, James and Kevin and discussing their favorite classic television shows and all the collectibles that may (or may not have) came along with them! Whether it be Lee Majors as the Six-Million Dollar Man action figure or Kung Fu lunchbox, there are many great and affordable finds in this market. Travis reminisces on MxC and Kyle spills a drink on Lou Ferigno and The Soup Nazi.  Hosted by Travis Landry, James Supp and Kevin Bruneau  

REBELREBEL the Podcast
Benefits of Informal Education

REBELREBEL the Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2020 42:38


Jas Takhar is one of those people who appears to have been born with an additional Hustle gene as evidenced by his rise in Canadian Real Estate and high school nickname, JT Money. Perhaps one of his biggest talents is building a team and encouraging others to rise and play a big game. His tips for 'Rebels in Waiting' is a must hear, as is the one for those who are in the thick of it — particularly during these weird times we're living in. Become a 'Rebel Leader' and join us on Patreon or donate via PayPal at www.TheRebelRebelPodcast.com! LINKS FOUND IN THIS PODCAST Jas Takhar on the Web REC Canada Jas on Instagram Jas on YouTube Jas on Facebook Jas on Medium Jas on Twitter REBEL FACT CHECK The original Bruce Banner was Bill Bixby, The Incredible Hulk (1978) was played by Lou Ferigno. REBEREBEL SPONSORS Make More Creative: Doing cool and weird stuff with cool and weird people.  RebelRebel Theme Song by EMRE CORDS

GUNS Magazine Podcast
#13 | Quick Hit: Meet Tom McHale

GUNS Magazine Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2020 24:28


The annual SHOT Show is the industry's opportunity to introduce the latest guns, gear and accessories. This year, it was also the introduction of new American Handgunner Executive Editor, Tom McHale. From the FMG Publications booth, Host Brent T. Wheat sat down with the new editor to discuss Tom's favorite firearms and what type of shooting he enjoys most. "The boys" also talk about running into Lou Ferigno at the show, filming a promo at Industry Day at the Range in a porta-potty and more in this "Brent and Tom Show" Quick Hit episode. Read and subscribe to GUNS Magazine and American Handgunner at gunsmagazine.com and americanhandgunner.com.

The Super Awesome Pinball Show
The Super Awesome Pinbal Show S1 E2

The Super Awesome Pinball Show

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2019 122:18


Oops, we did it again!  Baller of a show with Steve Ritchie, Mark Ritchie and Butch Patrick (Eddie Munster of The Munsters).  Christopher Franchi, Ed Vanderveen and Christian Line go at it again in a rip-roaring good time holiday show full of laughs and pinball things and stuff.  Bonus content includes Kids Say the Darndest Things, The Pinball Hall of Shame, The Lou Ferigno is an Ungrateful Bastard Story and much more.  Find out how you can win an autographed Eddie Munster photo and cool purple vinyl Munsters soundtrack LP too!   This episode dedicated to Mr. Joe Kaminkow, for his guidance and friendship.

Blockbuster Film School
Episode 16: Arnold Schwarzenegger

Blockbuster Film School

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2019 92:34


Every few generations a human being appears. One not made for this world. One too blinding to look upon. One so chiseled that Lou Ferigno could never have prettier muscles then him. One who’s name is so insane it’s transcendent. He is beyond mere mortals. He is the reason James Cameron has a career. He took out a predator. He got that goddamn Turbo Man doll for Anakin Skywalker. If he were born two thousand years ago, he would have been an emperor. Instead he was the biggest movie star in the world. The man. The myth. The weird. Blockbuster film school presents: A Nick Souder joint, in association with Alex Bonner Is a Clown Boi Productions, and Brian Tepps Is Not a Robot Productions: Arnold Schwarzenegger!

Signal 70
Vote For Murph

Signal 70

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2019 129:51


Brother Rob is headed on a road trip. Author Kirk McKnight joins us to discuss his latest book and sells us on why Dale Murphy belongs in the Baseball Hall of Fame. Whiskey pods? Really? Vegans vs. Burger King. Lou Ferigno doesn't like the Hulk. The best and worst of Superman. Does one kind of cancer cause another? Colin Kaepernick is (still) a joke. A rocker says you'll get in free on the next tour, and more. RIP Jake Burton Carpenter.

Afronerd Radio
Grindhouse Reprise; Cavill Returns?; Far Sector Comic; Byron Allen-MWIR 7pm ET

Afronerd Radio

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2019 150:00


Welcome to a new episode of The Mid Week in Review podcast!  Powered by the Afronerd Radio STEAM engine and airing this Wednesday at 7pm eastern.  Your esteemed AFROnerdists will unpack the following topics:  revisiting last Sunday's Grindhouse episode (more fallout from the Kaepernick workout; Far Sector Green Lantern comic; Russo's DC vs Marvel doc, Eddie Murphy's Beverly Hills Cop Netflix sequel, Lou Ferigno vs Professor Hulk); Rick & Morty S4 just gets better and weirder; actor, Henry Cavill (The Witcher) still asserts that he hasn't left the Superman role; You think some fans take issue with a whitewashed version of Alfred Pennyworth's daughter on Batwoman? You're lucky Hollywood didn't give you Julia Roberts as Harriert Tubman (seriously); Judge Joe Brown's Harriet Tubman comments; Lastly, more on media mogul, Byron Allen's heroic court fight against Comcast.  Call LIVE at 646-915-9620.  *Oh and more on the gospel according to Kanye West.  

Afronerd Radio
Kaepernick Workout; Ford v Ferrari; Eddie @Netflix; Lakeith v Black Media 6pm ET

Afronerd Radio

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2019 152:00


It's another stellar Grindhouse episode powered by the Afronerd Radio machine and airing every Sunday at 6pm eastern.  Listen to your favorite AFROnerdists wax fantastic about the following: activist/athlete, Colin Kaepernick changed locations for his formal NFL tryout in an effort to play for the NFL once more and as expected not without controversy;  Dburt checked out director, James Mangold's testosterone/gas fueled historical sports drama, Ford v. Ferrari this weekend; more Eddie Murphy at Netflix-the streaming service is set to make a Beverly Hills Cop sequel; actor, Lakeith Stanfield blasts Black media outlets and radio personality, Charlamagne Da God countered with a rebuttal (ahem...Lakeith is correct);  we never did discuss DC Comics' 5G/Black label projects; And one of them happens to be last week's Far Sectorcomic book release featuring a new black female Janelle Monae-esque Afro-futuristic Green Lantern and written by sci-fi writer, N.K. Jemisin;  The Russo Bros are developing a Marvel vs DC doc; bodybuilding legend and actor, Lou Ferigno doesn't care for Marvel's Professor Hulk. Lastly, Howard U gets a NYT piece on its event filled Homecoming celebration.  Call LIVE at 646-915-9620.

Scott Radley Show
Should a 14-year-old charged with first-degree murder be tried as an adult? Why is the CBC suing the Conservative Party of Canada? What's it like being The Incredible Hulk? How will the XFL affect the CFL?

Scott Radley Show

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2019 59:48


Two people have been charged with first-degree murder of 14-year-old Devan Selvy, a 14-year-old and an 18-year-old. Despite the heinousness and maturity of the crime, only the 18-year-old is being tried as an adult. Should this be changed? Who initially decides how someone is tried? Guest: Jaime Stephenson, Hamilton lawyer and past president of the Hamilton Criminal Lawyers' Association - The CBC is suing the Conservative Party of Canada. During an election, wouldn't something like this make the CBC, a company who should be unbiased and balanced, seem as though it's the polar opposite of that? Guest: Michael Geist, lawyer and law professor at the University of Ottawa and the Canada Research Chair in Internet and E-Commerce Law - Chances are that you've heard of The Incredible Hulk. At the very beginning of the live action tv show, the role of The Hulk was played by a man named Lou Ferigno and he's coming to Hamilton for the Hamilton Comic Con. What was it like being The Hulk and how did he land the role? Guest: Lou Ferigno, The Incredible Hulk actor - The XFL has been tried and didn't work the first time but that doesn't mean it died with that attempt, especially not when you consider the fact that today was the XFL's draft day. Will the XFL be a legitimate contender in the world of professional football and how could it impact the CFL? Guest: Rick Zamperin, Sports Director at Global News Radio 900 CHML

Profiles In Eccentricity
Patreon Preview: Matt Loves The Show Connections 2

Profiles In Eccentricity

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2019 79:40


Matt's out of town, so this week we give you a preview of our Patreon page: Matt brings another edition of breaking down Connections, the show that shows how one historical invention leads to the next. Aaron and John are morons that draw their own nonsensical nor factual connections. Matt really gifted us with this one. Operation Paper Clip, Pulp Fiction, Lou Ferigno, Napoleon, the gang's all here. Try It Out: https://www.patreon.com/profilesineccentricity Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Planet X Cinema Podcast
Episode 23 - Hitchhiking to Atlantis

Planet X Cinema Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2019 60:39


It’s the age of heroes, but not everyone is so thrilled about killing. Ajax the Lesser just wants to work on his book, while his buddy Hubris is down for whatever. But when a visitor calls all able warriors to a rescue mission at Atlantis, they’ve got no choice but to start HITCHIKING TO …. ATLANTIS!Cast: John Mulaney, Jason Mantzoukis, Jon Gabrus, Kate Micucci, Paul F. Tompkins, Paul Scheer, June Diane Raphael, Patton Oswald, Leslie Jones, David Letterman, Harry Hamlin, Lou Ferigno

The Marketing Secrets Show
DON'T WASTE THE STORY

The Marketing Secrets Show

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2018 15:33


In the times in your life when you win, and the times in your life when you lose; the only real purpose is for you to capture a story to help more people. On this episode Russell talks about his experience at Entrepreneur of the Year, and why he is grateful he didn’t win. Here are some of the insightful things you will hear on today’s episode: How the Entrepreneur of the Year event is similar to a body building competition. How Russell plans to use the story of not winning the award in the future. And why you should look for every opportunity to add to your story, whether your winning or losing. So listen here to find out how The Entrepreneur of the Year Awards compares to body building competitions, and why Russell feels grateful to lose. ---Transcript--- Hey, good morning everybody. This is Russell Brunson and I want to welcome you to the Marketing Secrets podcast. I got so much good stuff to talk to you guys about today. Entrepreneur of the year event, something funny with my kids, and a whole bunch more. Hey everyone, man, I have like 12 podcasts in my head right now that I want to share with you guys, of lessons from this last week. Some of you guys know that this last weekend was the entrepreneur of the year, the EY Entrepreneur of the Year award ceremony. Earlier this year I submitted for the entrepreneur of our region and I won it, which was really cool. And then basically all the regions get together and do a national tournament. So I was all excited to go to this national thing and compete and see if we could win the national entrepreneur of the year award. So I thought, if we’re going to do this we should make an experience out of it right. That way we can do an episode of Funnel Hacker TV, that way it’s not just me going somewhere on an event because I go to a lot of events and it’s just like boring. So how to make this memorable for me and for my wife and for anyone else I want to bring. So I decided, hey, I’m going to bring my parents, because that would be fun to have them come to something like this. And then Dave and his wife Carrie wanted to come to, which was super cool. So the first thing was like, we can just fly there or what if we did it up right and just rented a private plane? So we rented a private plane, flew down, picked my parents up in Salt Lake, which my mom was certain she was going to die on the plane. She’d read a book about someone who got in a plane wreck one time. So because of that she was convinced that certain death was the only possible outcome for this vacation. It was really hard to convince her to go. But she agreed finally. So we flew down and picked them up and went to this event. That night we got there, and they did it right. They had this huge dinner with this amazing buffet. It was amazing. I’ve been to a lot of buffets and this was like four steps past anything I’d ever been to before. They had this dessert bar and they literally had a donut wall, a wall with these pegs coming out of it with thousands of donuts all over them. They had this thing that looked like an ice cream bar with tons of different kinds of ice cream flavors, but it wasn’t ice cream it was cookie dough. It was a cookie dough bar. It was insane. They scoop out tons of cookie dough into the thing and then they had chocolate covered bacon, and they had…the desserts alone were amazing. Anyway, it was amazing. Then there was the Kelly Clarkson concert. So we were like 5 rows away from Kelly Clarkson and she did this huge show for us, a private event for everyone who was at this thing, which was super cool. And that was the first night. The next morning we woke up and if you watched my instagram stories, I made some jokes, but we had a chance to see the winners of last year’s entrepreneur of the year award. And I’m going to kind of tease them, but also I’m grateful for them, so I’ll talk about both sides of it. But they are a venture backed company who’s trying to solve cancer, which is really, really cool and I’m grateful for people and entrepreneurs and companies like that. But the problem, the frustrating thing on my side is that they’ve raised $2 billion dollars in funding in this thing. So I’m like, that’s awesome. I’m grateful that they’ve done that, what they’re doing, that they’re trying to stop cancer. That’s so valuable and helpful. But it’s funny because I don’t know if I would consider that being an entrepreneur. It’s like, the entrepreneur in this business, their full time job is to go sell people on giving them more money. And then they have people they’ve hired to solve cancer. You’re more like a glorified sales person who’s just selling to VC’s. I don’t know, but I don’t think that’s entrepreneurship, but maybe I’m wrong. But I am grateful for what they’re doing. They raised $2 billion, and it’s interesting because most of the companies that were there had all raised money. I think there’s probably half a dozen of us who are boot strapped entrepreneurs and the rest were all like VC backed. And it was funny because I was talking with Dave ahead of time about this, I’m like, you know in the body building world there’s two competitions. There’s one that’s like the body building competition, everybody comes and there’s no rules. They never say, ‘oh yeah, go use steroids.” But they don’t test for it. So because of that, that’s when you get guys like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Lou Ferigno and these dudes who are insane. When you look at them you’re like, that can’t be human. It’s because they’re not human, they’re on steroids. So there’s that term, then there’s the natural body building contest where you have to like not be on steroids to qualify. And those guys look way smaller. They look amazing, but standing next to each other you’re like, that dude’s on steroids, that’s the difference. I feel like it’s the same thing here. The entrepreneur of the year award was like all these dudes who are steroids who took venture capitalist…got $2 billion in funding, and then there’s people like me, who are the natural ones. Who showed up and if you look at us by ourselves we look good, but you look standing next to someone who received $2 billion in funding it’s like, how do you compete with that. It’s fascinating. In fact, for those who were, I don’t want to leave you in suspense. We did not win the entrepreneur of the year award. The guy who won it in our space is Thomas Siebold, which if you’ve ever heard of Siebold, he’s a billionaire. He started a new company because he’s a billionaire, he just funded it and had other people fund it. How do you compete with that guy? Come on now, that’s not fair. In fact, Siebold is the dude who Mark Benioff, who owns Sales Force used to work for. So he was Mark Benioff’s mentor. Anyway, so it’s like, that’s who I was competing against, billionaires. So I lost to the billionaire, but the billionaire was all roided out, so I don’t feel too bad. Anyway, and then the dude who won entrepreneur of year overall, of all the categories, was the guy who started Groupon, which actually was really cool. Groupon was his sixth business and then he took it public, and now this is his new business. Again, it was confusing, but they went from zero to $2 billion dollar valuation, excuse me a billion dollar valuation in 2 years. But again, they haven’t sold much stuff, but because of all the money they’ve gotten from funding their value there. So once again, they’re all roided out and they beat me. But it was still kind of fun to see. And again, I want to step back, well in the intro of this podcast I make fun of it. About companies who cheat and take on venture capital. And while I do feel that, I am at the same time grateful that there are companies out there who are trying to cure cancer. There’s companies out there who are trying to do these things, that probably couldn’t be done by a bootstrap entrepreneur, just because of the nature of what it is. It takes $1 billion apparently, in funding to cure cancer before you have the pill and start selling it. You can’t start selling it ahead of time. So I understand it and while I tease and I joke about it I am grateful for those entrepreneurs who are doing that direction. I just don’t believe in it. I think for us bootstrap entrepreneurs there should be an award as well. So we may or may not being working on the Bootstrap Entrepreneur of the Year Award, because I think it’s something that needs to happen. Just like in body building there’s the body building competition, then there’s the natural body building competition. I think that’s more interesting to me and I think to you guys as well, because most of you guys don’t have $2 billion in funding. So it’s like, okay how do we actually, in fact it’s funny, one of the panels, they were doing the interview and they asked the guy, “What’s it like as an entrepreneur taking on the risk?” and the guy was like, “Well, you know the nicest thing about risk, I just go back to my venture capitalists and get them to give us a couple more hundred million dollars, and then the risk fear goes away.” I’m like, what? That’s the worst answer ever. It’s like, what do you do when you hit plateaus? I just take more steroids. Come on. I wanted to be like, that’s when we freaking hustle. We recruit a team of people that believe in our vision. We work our butts off for free and we create something truly remarkable and then we sell it to our customers, and they love it so much they finance it. That’s the answer I wanted, but no. It’s like, we go back and take another hit of roids. Anyway, that’s kind of interesting. But I digress, there were so many other cool things that I wanted to share with you guys. So many cool stories I could share with you. In fact, I’m sure I’ll do separate episodes. Like for example, Jennifer Gardner came and spoke and she is funny, I teased my wife, I think everyone’s allowed to have one celebrity crush right, and she’s totally my celebrity crush. Ever since 13 Going on 30, I was like she is the coolest ever. So she’s been my celebrity crush, and she came and spoke. And she was so amazing, not just from the point that I have a crush on her, but just insanely amazing. I was so impressed with her. Anyway, I’ll tell you some stories about her in another episode. But blown away by her. Just so many cool things that happened. But the biggest thing I wanted to share with you guys, and this is kind of the purpose of this podcast, and then I’ll go deeper on other episodes about some of the specific things I learned. There’s some really cool lessons I learned from watching the Kelly Clarkson Concert. Specific things from Jennifer Gardner, specific things….but for this one, what I wanted to talk about, the natural vs the regular body building contest, how it relates to entrepreneurship. Because I think sometimes some of may look at those guys and be frustrated. And it’s like, no, just understand that they have a role in this world and we’re grateful for them, but it’s not who we are. We’re the natural body builders and it’s something to be proud of, I think, that you bootstrap your company. So that’s number one. But number two is like, I didn’t win the contest. It’s funny because so many people reached out to me, “Oh I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry.” And it’s funny because I didn’t care. I didn’t go into to it to do it. I’m always going into things looking for the story. What’s the story I’m going to be able to tell because of this experience? I think that’s something that all of us should be looking at because we all go through tough times. And I’m not saying this was a tough time for me, it wasn’t. I was fine not winning. But when I’m going through something I’m looking for what’s the story that’s going to happen in this thing that I can use to inspire somebody or to sell something or to whatever. I’m always talking to you guys about you need to be building up your rolodex of stories. When I do a webinar, the reason I can do webinars so fast, and I can crank them out and I can sell well is because I’ve got this huge rolodex of stories that I’ve been building up for over a decade that I can pull out really quick in a moment’s notice. So I’m like, what are the stories that I can pull out of this experience that I can use in other things? Like when I spoke at the 10x event and I did 3.2 million dollars in sales. And everyone’s like, “Oh my gosh, you made 3.2 million dollars in sales.” I’m like, yeah, that was cool but I’ve got a story now, and that story will make me ten times that 3.2 million. To be able to tell that story about how I’m the highest paid public speaker in the world. How I netted a million dollars an hour. All those things, I will sell way more product from that than I ever did from the money I made at the event. I’m looking for the story. So for me, it’s like this whole thing happened. I didn’t win it, but like for me, the story is this whole thing I kind of shared with you guys today, this natural versus unnatural. And I promise you, we are going to building a Bootstrap Entrepreneur of the Year Award and a thing, and it’s going to be a movement and a big thing, based on this story. The fact that I lost, I’m so grateful that I lost because now I have this story about, “Hey I lost, but I was going up against people who were on steroids.” It’s not really, it’s like bringing a gun to a knife fight. Let’s come back and let’s build the natural body building contest for entrepreneurs. Now I have a story I can share, and a reason and a purpose and a thing that’s going to call to all of my people. It’s going to call out to the bootstrap entrepreneurs. The people I love serving are going to hear that message and be like, “Yes, that’s who I am.” And they’re going to hear my voice and they will come to me. So that’s the magic. In the experience I’m looking for the story because the story is the next phase of the thing. So for you, I want you guys to keep your eyes open more for the stories that are happening. Every day when you have success there’s a story there that’s more valuable than the success. When you fail there’s a story there that’s more valuable than the failure. And most of us just go through it and we’re upset or happy for the thing that just happened. It’s like, no, no, no. That thing that happened was good, but it was not the finish line. It was the story you need to inspire people to sell your next product, to do your next thing, to create your movement, to call a new segment of people into the marketplace. Whatever it is for you, the story is the key. So keep your eyes open for the stories that are happening around you. That’s the magic, that’s what I want to make sure you guys aren’t missing, because if you did, for me that whole weekend could have been a wasted weekend. “I lost, let’s not talk about it.” No, no, no. “I lost, let’s talk about it.” That’s more powerful. Alright, with that said, I’m home. I’m going to go get ready for the day. A lot of fun stuff happening this week. I’ll take you guys on some of the journeys but we are, my kids have….so today’s Monday morning, I’ve got a wrestling match Tuesday with the kids. Wrestling match Thursday and then Friday and Saturday there’s a wrestling tournament. So we got wrestling all week. And I was supposed to fly down Friday and Saturday to go be with the Harmon Brothers, to work on part two of our viral video campaign with them, the problem is that it was booked on Friday/Saturday and I found out later that my boys had a wrestling tournament Friday/Saturday. So I was like, okay my kids are more important than my company. I’m not missing the wrestling tournament. So I had to talk to them and move things around. So what’s happening is Tuesday’s wrestling match ends, after that I jump on a private plane and fly to Provo to get to Sundance, so I can be there for the writing retreat. So I’m there all day Wednesday at the writing retreat, half day Thursday, and then I jump in a plane and fly back and get back just in time for my kids’ wrestling match on Thursday night. So this whole detour is costing me like $16 grand in flights to be able to…. So anyway, someday I’m hoping my kids listen to this episode someday when their father is dead and they’re like, “I wonder if my dad loved me?” and be like, “Yes, he loves you a lot. He rearranged heaven and earth so he wouldn’t miss a wrestling match because that’s how much he loves you.” So I hope they listen to this someday and know how much I love them. They are the coolest little things in the whole world and I cannot wait to watch them wrestle. So that’s my week this week, plus we got a speaker training happening in Boise so Tuesday/Wednesday we are training a team of 20 speakers to go out and do my presentation on the road, which is exciting. So I’m working on presentations today to train them on my stage pitch. That’s happening today and then 10x secrets, we’re in the middle of launch right now, it’s doing really, really well. And I think I’m running a webinar because I think Monday I’m going to be doing a webinar to close out the whole thing. So I got that happening this week plus while I’m in Provo working with the Harmon Brothers, that night we’re all trying to get them all of our new Org Chart business development stuff with the company. It’s going to be an insane week. If I survive this week, then I’ll have earned Thanksgiving next week. So anyway, I appreciate you guys all, thanks for listening. If you learned anything from this, take on your phone, you can click on the buttons and take a screenshot of the screen of this podcast episode, do that and then go to Facebook or instagram, or pinterest, wherever you go and post the video and say, “I just listened to Russell’s story about ‘blah’, check out his podcast.” Tag me so I can see it and also hashtag Marketing Secrets, and let’s get some other people listening to this episode. Appreciate you guys, thanks so much for everything, and we’ll talk soon.

Funny Messy Life
The Trendy Curmudgeon, The Eight Commandments of The Men's Room, and My Slow Is Faster Than Your Slow

Funny Messy Life

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2018 28:43


 Society has a lot of rules, but being that I live in the Land Of The Free, society around me likes to bend them, and there’s nothing I can do about it. Laws are different, so don’t get the two confused. It’s a RULE of society that you shouldn’t play the music in your car so loud at 3 am that you wake everybody in the neighborhood as you pass through. But it’s a LAW that I can’t install a tire spike system in the road in front of my house that I can access at the push of a button the next time some thug does that.  We’re going to have a look at some of the rules society likes to scoff at and I’ll put in my two cents about what I think you should think society should think about doing differently. We’ll tackle the Pants Hanging Down and Shorts Too Short issues, I’ll remind guys about the proper behavior in a public restroom, and I’ll give you a play-by-play of my frustration about people being too slow.  I’m Michael Blackston and that’s all ahead as we take an opinionated look into my Funny Messy Life. __________________________  I never wanted to be THAT GUY - you know, the geezer who puts up a sign in the yard that screams, “STAY OFF THE GRASS!” or that fella who hates any new music for no better reason than because it’s not the same as his, (although don’t even get me started about the stuff kids listen to these days that bears no resemblance to music.) I wanted to stay hip and NOT sound like every older generation that ever cringed at the younger one. What I’ve learned is that there are some things that aren’t trends, but ought to be lasting rules we follow as decent people. That’s why I’ve adopted the self-description of ...  The Trendy Curmudgeon  If I were asked to describe myself in terms of my outlook on world culture, I’d have to say I’m a complicated mess of trendy-slash-curmudgeon. I’m the forty-something man in McDonalds sitting at a table typing away at a laptop and drinking a steaming cup of java while surrounded by other, much younger, people typing away at their laptops and drinking steaming cups of java.  Yay me. I’m with it, man. I’m hip.  But I’m also the guy who looks up from his laptop with a scowl decorating his otherwise merry face every time a thug walks in with his trousers around his ankles or a girl that can’t be more than twelve is at the counter with shorts on so tight around her bottom that she’ll need a window scraper or possibly some sort of paint thinner to get them off. In both cases, I feel ashamed to even be in the same room.  It’s a tightrope walk being the kind of guy that believes in a strict system of morals but also enjoys watching the world progress in positive ways. I just have old-fashioned (and, I believe, correct) views about a lot of things that the younger generation either pays no attention to or would make a Facebook meme about, nicknaming me, “F. Duddy.”.  You’d probably call me pretty darn progressive for the most part. I love change when it brings the positive. I like the variety that human imagination is capable of and the invention that science has gives us. But some things should be sacred, don’t you think? And I’d have thought they’d be common sense.  For instance, men, if your pants could hold an entire army of Zulu warriors, including the spears, and you’re not wearing a belt, then your britches are going to fall down. Now, I would say that common sense and decency should win out every time. No one wants to drag their pants around like they’re on the chain gang while the cheeks of their butt are segregated from the almighty real world by only a very thin covering of under-fabric. NO SANE PERSON WANTS THAT! But just take a look at the current climate and you’ll see that sanity doesn’t have a place in the world any more. Some young men would have it no other way but to do deep knee bends to get to their pockets. I’d hoped that the fad would go away like most do, but it hasn’t.  It wasn’t long ago that I walked into a local retail store and witnessed an older teen sitting on a community stool at the customer service area with his pants so low around his thighs that only his underwear made contact with the padding. It got my dander up because here was a young man who had crossed a line. This was no longer a matter of my being an old fogy with my old fashioned ideas. The man’s BUTT was pretty much at liberty to do no telling what all ungodly manner of offenses to that stool. The fabric separating cheek and orifice from the same surface somebody else would soon unknowingly sit on is no match for a mighty wind or an unwashed … I can’t even say it.  It rhymes with Hut Bowl.  It amazes me that no laws seem to have been broken here. There ought to be a fine that goes along with the first offense; a hefty one. People caught walking around like that in public ought to be made to pay a lot of money and they should have to lick the seats where others have committed the same offense.  The ladies wearing painted on shorts need to think before they step out as well. While there is a difference in the reasoning for this look and the one mentioned above - one is meant to look sexy and the other is meant to make you look like you’re asking to be the victim of a drive-by shooting - there’s still cause to mention the dangers of it.  First, to speak on the sanity issue, there’s usually not much more material between your cheeks and the public seats you’re sitting on than the thug. A thong is NOT proper enough under girding to be considered any sort of a barricade against the craftiness of a determined crack germ.  So if I can see your chutt beeks hanging below the bottom of your shorts, you’re showing too much and they’re too tight, young lady. And you’re probably too young to be showing that kind of skin anyway. If I ever see my daughter walk into a room wearing something that revealing, I’m shooting her with a tranquilizer dart and telling her grandmother, who will then swoop in with a new outfit and a guilt trip she’ll spend weeks digging out from under.  The problem with the stuff that’s too revealing isn’t only that it leaves nothing to the imagination, but that there are people walking around in that sort of get up who have no business wearing it.  Don’t argue that it’s comfortable. It’s cutting off your circulation. So take that and stick it in your pocket that’s hanging below the hem of your shorts. If, that is, you can manage to squeeze anything thicker than a strand of fishing line into those pockets.  I know I sound like your dad, your granddad, or an old man on a park bench feeding the pigeons and using phrases like, “Back in MY dayyyyyy ……”, and I’m sorry. I do like a lot of the stuff that teens and twenty-somethings are into and I tend to get along well with that age group. I can play a first person shooter with the best of them. Actually, my son Noah kills me at HALO, so never mind that.  Looking back at the beginning of this, I suppose maybe I’m not that trendy after all. I’ve just reached the age where I can say curmudgeonly things and mean them. I don’t yet have to trim my ear hairs, even though I do have that one that grows rebelliously in an impossible curl straight out of my ear. At least I can grab it with my fingers and yank that puppy out like a boss. I don’t currently use the word Whipper-Snapper in any way other than comical, and nothing is, to me, new-fangled.  I just have a sense of decency that’s always been there, thanks to my raising, even in my teen years.  Ladies, you are beautiful and special, so please treat your body that way. A God-made pearl is rare and valuable. It’s kept chaste inside the shell where it’s being created until it is ready to be found and presented in its true glory. A man-made pearl is fashioned by hands too eager to be handled and sold and is thus, not nearly as valuable.  You’re the God-made pearl. Don’t allow the world to convince you to show too much of yourself too early.  I’m not saying to close yourself off and be a fashion hermit. Just see the value of who you really are – who you were wonderfully made to be – and don’t just give it away.  And guys, pull up your stupid pants. You look like idiots.  Remember … Thugs just take whatever they can get for free. A real gentleman prefers a real pearl. __________________________  I don’t claim to have all the answers, but I know I’m too opinionated to open my mouth on a lot of issues in the public forum. That’s why I rarely engage in political discussions. I’ve been told my tongue is wicked and has a habit of being hurtful when I’m opposed, so in order to be a kinder, gentler Michael, I stay away from that sort of thing. There are some things, though, that almost every person inside of a specific group will agree on. The following is one example of what I’m talking about. They are ...  The 8 Commandments Of How To Behave In The Men's Room  An interesting conversation took place last Sunday at my grandmother’s house over the fried chicken and mashed potatoes. By the way, I’m not a concerned about etiquette at Grandma’s. I eat with my elbows on the table because it never hurt a thing to do so. I also drink from tiny glasses without stretching my pinkie finger way out because I feel no need to prove how quaint I am and whatnot.  However, as rough around the edges as I can be, I do recognize scenarios which require the practice of preordained etiquetty stuff and one of these is where the conversation went around the dinner table over the butter beans and corn bread. Specifically, my cousin Chuck, my uncle Greg, and I discussed the rules of engagement in regard to the expected behavior in a public men’s restroom.  They are rules that have stood the test of time and have served as canon for all men. Call it whatever you want to, but breaking the commandments of the men’s room is dangerous territory. Personally, I identify exactly as God made me, man parts and all, and so I can’t speak on the rules of the women’s restroom, especially about special machines that offer special products for special things. But I’ve visited my share of men’s facilities for a long time now and I can tell you horror stories. So now I shall list these commandments, which were chiseled in a tablet somewhere after the first awkward encounter between two dudes relieving themselves in the same vicinity.  The commandments are as follows:  The First Commandment: Thou shalt not SPEAK to another human person or yourself while standing at a urinal or sitting in a stall.  The original text would have used the terms “bush” and “tree”, respectively, but has been changed to reflect modern times. Some scholars suggest that medieval texts may have replaced the original words with “hay bale” and “on a peasant”. Whatever words are used, the understanding is clear that no spoken word is to be uttered from one man to the next whilst amid relievement activities. The introduction of the smart phone and blue tooth has placed an uncomfortable wrench in the cogs as now it’s possible to hear one side of a conversation from the man in the next stall or urinal. For the first little bit, it was hard to figure out whether or not you were being spoken to and the sturdiest portion of this commandment was being broken. Now it’s usually easy to know that you’re just being made privy to a private conversation in the privy.  The famous Can You Spare A Square episode of Seinfeld still gives me nightmares. While I don’t know if that sort of things actually goes on in a ladies room, I can say with fiery-eyed certainty that it should never happen in the men’s room. What would I do if I forgot to check the state of the toilet paper inventory in my particular stall and found out there was none? I would sit quietly and wait until the place shut down for the night, then I could freely get up and find something to finish the job with. What if it was one of those 24 hour places that never closes? I’d sit in silence, lamenting my stupidity, and wait to die.  The Second Commandment: Thou shalt look neither left nor right whilst standing upright at the urinal while others are about.  Staring only straight ahead is permitted. If you’re alone at the urinal bank, looking left or right to be aware of all who may enter is permitted, but once you‘ve been joined by others, the only area of interest is directly in front of you. Looking around means you’re interested in something else and probably scoping out the goods. You automatically become the creepy guy in the trench coat waiting in the alley. At least that’s what you think it looks like. Staring straight up at the ceiling is also acceptable. Larger convenience store chains that offer long banks of urinals understand this and have taken it to higher levels by marketing to men who’re in the trap. They post posters of all the cool guy stuff you can get in the store like CB radios and remote control helicopters. Some pages show the junk food options available. With such a captive audience, it’s a smart move because I have to admit that the last power inverter I bought was due to the sale I noticed they had on satellite antennas. Don’t ask me why, but it made sense at the time.  The Third Commandment: If thou accidentally looketh in the direction of another man at the urinals, thou must quickly look away and clear thy throat all manly-like.  We’re human and sometimes we don’t think. In these cases we might absentmindedly look around. If that happens, you are to bow out your chest to seem as large as you can and grunt. Cocking one eye up as if you think you’re All That can help too, and you might also take on a bit of a strut like a cowboy as you zip up and walk to the sink to wash your hands. If you have a lazy eye or happen to resemble a Chinese Pug, you might consider wearing a patch over the eye that is the loose cannon. This will enable you to only have to deal with controlling one eye and should that get slippery on you, at least you can “Yar!” like a pirate as you do your overtly cowboy style walk. Nobody messes with a bow-legged pirate.  The Fourth Commandment: Thou shalt ALWAYS leave at least one empty urinal between you and whomever goteth there before thee.  My cousin added that if it’s filling up and there isn’t that option and all the stalls are taken and someone would notice you peeing in the corner, then, and only then, do you fill in at an empty urinal between two other dudes. And even then, you make sure one of the dudes is shorter than you. I have to admit that it’s easy for him to say because he’s tall. I’m not that tall, so it becomes a harder task for me. Tall, dark, and handsome will never apply to me because not only am I not tall (I’m average height) but I don’t tan. I break out in skin cancers or simply burst into flames when exposed to sunlight.  The Fifth Commandment: Thou shalt wash thy hands after touching thyself.  And you better be touching yourself, dude, because if you ain’t holding it, you ain’t aiming.  I saw a man at a QT leave the bathroom without washing his hands recently and the only thing that stopped me from saying anything to him was that I was afraid he might smack me with his unwashed having-recently-touched-his-junk hands. He was also wearing an eye patch and walked like he thought thar wan room enough in the bathroom far th’ both of us. The plain fact of the matter is that if you don’t wash afterward, you’re telling your fellow man that no matter what kind of funky goo you have on your hands, you don’t care about their well being and are willing and ready to spread your filth hither and yon. Don’t doeth it. Thou art swine if thou doeth it.  The Sixth Commandment: Talking at the sink is permitted only if the “Man Nod” shall not sufficeth.  Personally, I don’t need your thoughts about the weather or gas prices. I don’t want your opinion on the Braves or the Yankees. If you need acknowledgement, I will nod at you. In that nod I will convey all that needs to be conveyed, which is, I acknowledge that you exist and that is all. Now wash that stank hand of yours and allow me to leave this place. Ask me “How’s it goin’?” when we’ve broken the plain of the exit door.  The Seventh Commandment: Getteth out quickly.  Don’t stand in anyone’s way. Everything should be accomplished with quickness and precision. Lingering only makes you seem like a weirdo and let’s face it, if you’ve executed your directive in full and still feel the need to stay in there, you’re a weirdo.  The Eighth Commandment: Thou shalt not buyeth a condom or a spritz of cologne from the dispenser on the wall unless thou art the only one in the room.  Doing so in the presence of others will only let everyone around you know that you’re creepy and you’ll start to notice fathers holding their daughters closer to them as you pass outside. Both purchases also insinuate an urgent need and it will be assumed that you have recently made or are about to make another purchase from a person in the parking lot.  Now that these protocols are out there, maybe you’ll understand why men usually get in and get out of a public restroom. I say usually because there are always exceptions. And if a man you’re with comes out of the restroom with a sudden need to buy a mag light the size of a telephone pole or an antenna that can pick up sounds from the dark side of the moon, you’ll know why. Lastly, if he comes out suddenly smelling like Stetson, keep a close eye on him.  I’d imagine there are other rules I’ve forgotten and so if I left anything out, please feel free to chisel them in stone and add them to the list. __________________________  Aaaaaand sometimes it’s just me being me. Like Banner turns into Lou Ferigno painted green when he gets angry, I too, have a rage monster that shows its ugly face in certain situations. Only my man-boobs are flabby, not sweet pectoral muscles like Lou Ferigno’s. No, I get right beside myself when I get behind someone going slower than me. That’s because ...  My Slow Is Faster Than Your Slow  Blackston’s Log …  October 2015 – Universal Studios – Orlando, FL  Day 1  We arrived at our destination early and made our way into the World Of Harry Potter where alien childlike creatures with plastic wands and round glasses flit to and fro like Cornish Pixies. There are plenty of little Rons and Hermiones too, shouting Wingardium Leviosa in my face. Right away, I notice the flow of movement is very different from that of my own realm. The beings that surround us seem to be utterly baffled by the two protrusions they are being expected to use to propel themselves; protrusions we humans have come to call “legs”. They apparently don’t know how to use them. Some of these organisms, from appearances, could possibly be weighed down by gravity as their bodies have need to consume large amounts of unreasonably priced fuel, yet this observation does not account for the slow progress of those whose bodies have not taken in as much of the caloric fare as their wider counterparts.  It is a puzzle. My wish was to glide swiftly along between the “attractions”, but I and my party cannot. We are constantly delayed by beings who would ease on down, ease on down the road and we are forced to tippy-toe ever so slightly among the crowd.  They gawk at the displays around them, often stopping completely to engage their own party in a group photo-documentation via their communication devices. It would seem they find this behavior, and possibly my annoyance at having to be delayed, quite humorous. I know this by way of their constant smiling and laughing as the devices are pointed their direction. I also gather that most of these creatures are very fond of cheese, as they often tend to be invited to say the word by their leaders and the group obeys. Perhaps cheese is a code word for “Here comes that guy that wants to get around us. Let’s annoy him by our slow progress and merry disregard for everyone else in the vicinity.” If Day 2 is as difficult to traverse as Day 1, I may have to buy one of those $20 bags of candy I keep seeing on the side of the walkway as an incentive for patience.  Blackston’s Log - Day 2  We re-entered the realm this morning, hoping for less of a crowd and easier foot travel. I was encouraged when employing the use of the moving sidewalk near the ticket booth and I found it curious that I had missed this wonderful feature the day before. As we stepped onto the surface of this conveyance, we were met with a slight disruption in our stride, but were quickly able to adjust our stance to accommodate the fact that the ground was now managing for us, our progress forward. Other beings around us feel the satisfaction of allowing this mode of carriage to be the whole of their propulsion while my party and I have discovered that if we walk at a goodly clip upon this surface, we are able to achieve a sort of super-speed and shorten our travel time by quite a bit. An unfortunate calculation on my part has led to the scientific discovery that a body in sustained motion will continue that motion after the flooring has discontinued its aid in travel. In other words, when the moving sidewalk stops, I do not. As a result of my not paying heed to the change in pace beneath my feet, I nearly flew face first onto the ground. A child-beast behind me holding a lollipop and with a snot bubble blowing dangerously large out of one nostril pointed and remarked, “HAHAHAHAHAHA!” I have found this world’s young to be rather aggressive and have steered as far from them as possible; a feat I do not find easy, yet worth the effort.  As the day progresses, we notice the crowd is bigger than the day before and the mosey factor is at an all-time high. Elderly versions of these beings are employing the use of battery propelled vehicular units called "scooters" to get around and upon seeing this, I at first delighted that they should move with swift, mechanical aid and not impede our progress. But this is not the case. The scooters must be governed to only allow the pace of a three-toed sloth with a gimpy leg. These scooters seem to be made to drive best when pointed headlong into oncoming foot traffic and must be charged on the energy created when the riders say, “Excuse me,” or “Sorry,” or “Coming through!”  These scooters apparently alter the mind of the operator so that they begin to think they are a part of a race. One such operator, an elder female, drove one that boasted an emblem on the back that read NASCAR. She complained to the people around her that she felt that everything looked the same no matter where she went, as if she were going in circles. After watching her for a while, I suggested perhaps making a right turn every now and again might help change her view of things. But in reply, the lady creature spat at me what I could only describe as a tribal grunt. "VROOM VROOM!", followed by, “YEE HAW!” and puttered off to the left.  The day seems to be coming to a close and I’d like to not walk now.  Blackston’s Log …  Late December 2015 - The Mall  It was difficult to park our craft as we once again find ourselves at the mercy of those surrounding us and their slow-stepping ways. Inside the mall, we are greeted by beings with large bags draped about their entire bodies. Crowds squeeze into the stores on either side and the travel lanes outside are bottle-necked with people not caring that I am behind them and cannot get around to reclaim the speed I wish. Entire families walk side by side at the clip of a drunken turtle, taking up the whole path. When I communicate my desire to get by, they snarl and offer a hurtful look as if the phrase, “Move it, Grandma!” is somehow offensive.  Blackston’s Log …  January 2016 - Gatlinburg, TN  Our thought was that a weekend getaway to a small town in the Smokey Mountains of Tennessee would see our small party of two able to do touristy stuff without a bunch of hustle and bustle and people walking too slow in front of us.  This territory is, as well, a hub of movement - all slow. We have found that the passage of the Christmas season has not halted the visitation of this place and the creatures who gather here are varied with the exception of the commonality of being in front of me too often. I had hoped the memo would have been received by those in charge that I was coming and would not wish to be delayed by beings around me “looking” at things.  This destination is popular with groups of people, all of them crowding at once into the walking path and stopping there to engage in something called, “Fellowship”, so that I am frequently found at an idle between points A and B. I understand the allure toward this activity, however I detest the placement of it. I assume there are places with tables and seats where groups may assemble and partake instead of being in what I have come to know affectionately as “my way”.  The only things that have served to soothe my savagery thus far due to the constant delay are the candy shops in abundance. Just as I feel my teeth clench, I am able to smell the aroma of chocolate covered everything and I am sated for at least a moment.  At this entry, my navigator is asleep in the queen bed next to me enjoying what creatures with no children call, “a nap.” In a while, we will again embark during suppertime into the foray of the masses and attempt to be at peace with a leisurely pace.  But my slow is faster than their slow. And because I’m hungry, I’m afraid harm may soon befall them. Godspeed to us.  As a note of update, since the logging of these things in later 2015 and early 2016, my wife had surgery on her achilles tendon and was in recovery when we made a trip to Disney World. She ended up in one of the scooters and I have to say, it was awesome. People jumped out of our way when they saw her coming. It might have had something to do with the train horn I installed on the thing. ___________________________  I wish I could say I wasn’t so open with my opinions - that I have a filter that works all the time, but I can’t. My filter is pretty good most of the time, but if you catch me at the wrong time, the lava flow of nasty that comes out of me can burn. That’s why I try to contain it in places like this podcast and blog.  

Hardly Awesome Podcast
Episode 15 - Nickel City Con 2018

Hardly Awesome Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2018


Welcome back to the Hardly Awesome Podcast! Each week, Chris, Anthony and Brandon get together to sit around and discuss the things that interest them most - comics, movies, TV, science, history, and more. If you already know the guys from Back Issues Comic Book Podcast, you know what you're getting yourself into. If you're new to the show, welcome! But, don't expect too much... I mean, they did name the show Hardly Awesome Podcast! This week, the guys had a table at Nickel City Con 2018 in Buffalo, NY. A three day weekend featuring celebrities like Jason Mewes, The Young Bucks, Lou Ferigno, Jason David Frank, Jon Heder, Lori Petty and Hulk Hogan; comic book artists such as Mike Zeck, Ken Lashley, Frank Cho, Graham Nolan and Peter Tomasi; and vendors and exhibits featuring some of the most amazing pop culture inspired products, Nickel City Con did not disappoint. The guys were lucky enough to check out many of the booths, attend panels, sit on panels, and interview some talented and colorful individuals. Check out this beast of an episode today! Special thank you to Robbie Palmer of The Nerdynomicon (iTunes, Stitcher), David Duncan of Synthaholics (iTunes, Stitcher), Tyger Smith of UWC4Life.com and Rachel Glover of Queen City Pin Ups for taking the time to hang out and talk.  And a HUGE thank you to Meredith Phelps and Virginia Carrigan of Dave & Adam's for all their hard work to make this one of the best pop culture conventions in Western New York! Hardly Awesome Podcast Theme: Loitering by Riot Closing Track: Say What You Mean by The Homeland Conspiracy Hardly Awesome Podcast artwork by Adianez Mercado - Adianezmercado96@gmail.com Find us on the web and social media: BICBP-RADIO.com Instagram Chris Chavez         ccchavez13 Anthony Mullen    antmulle Brandon Fuller      mrfuller22 Twitter Chris Chavez         @bicbpradio Anthony Mullen    @antmulle Brandon Fuller      @MrFuller22

Snider Comments
SC Ep_05 - AJ PERO RIP - Jun 17, 2015

Snider Comments

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2016 61:00


Dee discusses the irresponsibility of his late drummer AJ Pero's death, meeting your heroes, Lou Ferigno and more....

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Snider Comments
SC Ep_05 - AJ PERO RIP - Jun 17, 2015

Snider Comments

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2016 61:00


Dee discusses the irresponsibility of his late drummer AJ Pero's death, meeting your heroes, Lou Ferigno and more....

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TV Guidance Counselor Podcast
TV Guidance Counselor Episode 108: Kaitlin Buckley

TV Guidance Counselor Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2015 74:56


February 2-8, 1985   This week Ken welcomes comedian, writer and improviser Kaitlin Buckley to the show.   Ken and Kaitlin discuss unfilied pieces of the Reid Archives, Cagney and Lacey, Robert Urich's magical musical background, Burn Notice, Tales of the Unexpected, Lloyd Bridges connection to rape and murder, Otherworld, Diff'rent Strokes, co-ed sleepovers, awkward creepy sex, Fashion Design, The Love Boat, watching TV with Mom, Telly Sevalis' science skills, Player's Club, Casinos, Knight Rider, the popularity of Toxic Waste, Rockford Files, Used Cars, Crazy Like a Fox, TV's Bloopers and Practical Jokes, TV Horror Hosts, Kate & Allie, Martin Sheen's homosexual history, Badass Abe Vigoda, breaking the toaster oven theory, the art of collages, being a really weird kid, women's backs, sleeping with strangers, dorm room horror stories, The Sad Ballad of "Ham & Cheese", Ken's teenage pie eating habits, "Stabbas", teenage sex,  Nadia Comaneci, SCTV, Magnum PI, facial hair deficiency, nudity on Thundercats, Cheers, mis-reading TV Guide, Mrs. Columbo, sitcom pot, Cambodia, Claudia Wells, DeDee Pfeiffer, the terror of Weekend at Bernie's, Jonathan Silverman Watch, Simon and Simon, being scared of Lou Ferigno, Codename: Foxfire, Streethawk, V: The Series, curable diseases, Sky Cam, the sad end of Jon-Erik Hexum, women on TV, gratuitous bondage in the Glitterdome, Stacey Keech's UK Cocaine rap, Friday Night Videos, Guiding Light, The Mexican Wave and the demise of The American Sportsman .   

Pro Muscle Radio – Tricky Jackson
Pro Muscle Radio – Re-cap of the IFBB Pro Masters Worlds

Pro Muscle Radio – Tricky Jackson

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2011 31:21


Today we breakdown the results of the Pro Muscle Worlds and reveal who walked away with $100,000. We also discuss the experience of the show itself with legends in the house like Ronnie Coleman, Kevin Levrone, Shawn Ray, Frank Zane, Vince Taylor, Lou Ferigno, Lee Haney, and Larry Scott just to name a few. … Read more about this episode...

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Bad Movie Fiends – The BMFcast
BMFcast19 – Pungeon

Bad Movie Fiends – The BMFcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2009 66:13


This week we sail with Sinbad of the Seven Seas (1989).  Lou Ferigno, a midget, wizards and zombies await! We also talk about our biggest regrets of popular movies we haven’t seen.

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Geekshow Podcast
0013 – August 24, 2008

Geekshow Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2008 64:03


Recording live at Brewvies! First appearance of Leigh George Kade and mention of Mansquatch, Chupacabro. The Manly Men With Girly Names Society reunites. The drink of the episode: The Botany Bay. Shannon hates these. Derek now understands that reference. Sulu was a dick to Kerry. Lou Ferigno was a dick. Superman reboot is going to … Continue reading "0013 – August 24, 2008"