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    • Jan 23, 2026 LATEST EPISODE
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    4.8 from 246 ratings Listeners of AIN'T THAT SWELL that love the show mention: kooks, best surf podcast, slater, jed, nom nom, it's about time, aussie, savage, sick, great to hear, cheers, boys, american, can't wait, hilarious, favorite podcast, guys, music, thanks, insightful.


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    The AIN'T THAT SWELL podcast is an absolute gem in the world of surf podcasts. With their hilarious banter and insightful commentary, hosts Jed and Vaughan bring a refreshing and entertaining perspective to the surfing community. This podcast is a must-listen for any surf enthusiast looking for a good laugh and some valuable insights into the sport.

    One of the best aspects of this podcast is the chemistry between Jed and Vaughan. Their dynamic is infectious, and their humor adds an extra layer of enjoyment to each episode. Whether they're singing original songs or teasing each other mercilessly, their camaraderie shines through and keeps listeners engaged throughout.

    Another standout aspect of The AIN'T THAT SWELL podcast is the quality of their guests. From legendary surfers like Parko and Slater to industry insiders like Ron Dog, they consistently bring on fascinating individuals with captivating stories to share. These guests add depth and variety to the podcast, keeping it fresh and interesting with each episode.

    However, one downside to this podcast is that they occasionally have live episodes that aren't as polished as their studio recordings. While they still manage to be funny, these live episodes can sometimes lack the same level of comedic timing and production value as their studio counterparts. It would be great if they focused more on producing high-quality studio episodes consistently.

    In conclusion, The AIN'T THAT SWELL podcast is a top-tier surf podcast that delivers both laughs and valuable insights into the world of surfing. Jed and Vaughan's chemistry, along with their excellent guest selection, make this podcast a standout in its genre. Despite occasional dips in production quality during live episodes, it remains a must-listen for any surf enthusiast craving entertainment and knowledge from two witty Aussie hosts who truly know their stuff.



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    GSNT: Meet The Parasites Devouring Surfing

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2026 22:33


    Surf cam operators, surf schools, surf industry sell-outs, and Swiss-owned ‘Yoga Surf Retreats.’See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    At The Movies: Harry Bryant on Ritualistic Tendencies, Mysto Roping Asian Rivermouths, Next Gen Cloudbreak, and Sourcing the Wisdom of Our Shaping Elders

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2026 41:41


    The prickly faced, mango sucker from the Australian Sunny Coast delivers yet another sermon of core philosophy, sharing tales of deep conical pilgrimage, and communing with surfing's spiritual elders, the long suffering, carcinogenic-dust-huffing shaper. Check his Stab Edit of the Year Award Winning Film, ROASTED, here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Blitzed: Aussie Team Overcomes Mystery Illness to Sweep The WSL World Junior Titles in the Philippines w/ Aussie Coach, Clancy Dawson

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2026 19:36


    Isla Huppatz and Dane Henry cap a dominant performance by Australia at the World Juniors, taking out the contest despite the entire team being struck down by a mystery illness on the eve of the event. Aussie Coach, Clancy Dawson, joins us from the Phillipines to break down the contest. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Core Lords: James Kates on Being Noa Deane's Surf Sherpa, Surviving the Canary Islands, Icelandic and Irish Slab Missions, Punk Bands and Boog Lore

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2026 117:51


    Brought to you by Up! The Bank That's Got Young Aussies' Backs...James Kates is the former pro bodyboarder turned filmmaker behind Noa Deane's unprecedented run of smash-hit surf films and surf sections. He was also a member of the cult Aussie punk band, the Pinheads and now plays with indie-pop outfit Shining Bird. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    WE'RE BACK! JJF Drops Huge Flex on 2026 Tour with Hawaiian Masterclass, GOAT sparks big dick swinging Shaper's War over at SITD, Medina and Rippy Consciously Uncouple and has Isla Huppatz already dropped the best turn of the year? Let's rip in!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2026 130:05


    Billabong Presents… ATS First Ep of 2026! What a start to the year it has been and Smiv and Deadly are back to run the critical eye over everything that’s gone down in surfy land including, the John Florence mega flex going down on da Islands brah, Medina’s separation from Rippy and who might fill the void, Stab in the Dark’s excellent boozy shapers Goat Roast, and so much more. Let’s fucken go Swellians! Up the financial revolution that's got young Aussies Backs Presents... (Sign up now for a $20 kick in from us using the code "UTFS20" Yeeeeeeew!)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    BEST OF 2025! CRUST LIVE at the Daily Grind! Harry Bryant + South Oz + Swellian Plonk = Monstro CORE-GASM

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2026 99:01


    The official Launch of Swellian Hmaaaad Plonk by Daily Grind McLaren Vale Presents... (GET YOURS HERE) CRUST LIVE from the Daily Grind South Oz with camel milk-slurping desert wandering cone fiend and mad cunt par excellence Harry Bryant as well as double peen eyed local legend Clouse Howse. A night of pure delight as we pop corks and talk pure South Oz lore in the home of the OG filthy red dirt encrusted desert Aussie core lord. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    BEST OF 2025! Medina in Desperate Need of Goat Forey Stem Cells, Hawaiian Swellpocalypse Detonates & Beware Venomous Zooid Jizz.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2026 145:47


    Billabong X Otis Carey (GET SOME HERE) Presents... Smiv & Deadly attacking 2025's Biggest Questions so far including... Can the stem cells from Goat's forey save Medina's ripped off titty and the 2025 Woz season? Is Japan now the greatest surfing nation on Earth in waves of TRUTH following their outstanding win at the giant throbbing Backdoor Shootout? If you ride the biggest wave ever surfed but didn't paddle does it really even count? Are Byron Bay kebabs still Absolutely Kebabulous? All these questions and more answered right here, right now, right here, right now...dodododededededeeee. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    BEST OF 2025! Blitzed: PIPE CONNY WRAP! Woz Glory at the Banzai Kicks off 2025 Dream Tour in Spectacular Fashion.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2026 74:35


    Dometic CFX5 and Pico Swag presents... BLITZED! Pure. Tour. Nerdism. Pipe Conny Wrap. The Lexus Pipe Pro delivered a monstro first up victory for the Woz with one of the all-time great days in Professional Surfing History forming the cream on a deliciously moist piece of competitive surfing cake. Gorge yaselves Swellians! UTFS!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    BEST OF 2025! Smiv & Deadly's Cyclonic Irrigation, Pipeline's Season of Carnage, Portugal Picks, Natural Seleksh, Cringe Claims & More!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2026 111:43


    Billabong’s BONG. Collection Presents… ATS Reg Ep Pacific Cone-a-palooza featuring the best and worst of Cyclone Alfie, Pipeline’s fortnight of terror, a quick skwizz at the upcoming Supertubos CT, musings on the Natural Selection send-fest, users and overs, Ask us a Questions and a whole lot more. Heaps filf! Sign up to get your First Aid up to date Swellians! SURFERS RESCUE - VIC SURFERS RESCUE - AUS Get on the Up Swellians!!! Download the ‘Up’ app and sign up in minutes. Use code 'UTFS' for $10 on signup (do it all from the comfort of your phone, no need to go to the bank or any of that bullsh*t). T&C's @ up.com.auSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    BEST OF 2025! CRUST: Wolfpak Beatdowns, the CARTOON Dream Tour Years and Coaching Mick, Jordy and Julian w/ South Oz's FIRST World Tour Graduate, Jarrad Howse

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2026 95:56


    Crust is a series celebrating the creme de la creme of crust lords from Australia's deep south. This week's guest is South Australia's first ever world tour surfer turned supercoach, Jarrad Howse. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    BEST OF 2025! Core Lords: Dion Agius on Dad's Panaitan Island Death Missions, NYC Apocalypse and Spinning the globe with Globe

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2026 153:25


    BROUGHT TO YOU BY DOMETIC...Dion Aigus is a professional freesurfer, filmmaker, fashion designer and innovator.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    BEST OF 2025! Crust: Kai Neville's Journey from South Oz to the Sunny Coast and Directing a Handful of the Greatest Surf Films of the Modern Era

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2026 112:12


    Today’s guest is the iconoclastic Aussie filmmaker Kai Neville, who you may not know, hails from South Australia originally. He spent his early years down there where he was raised by a passionate surfer of a dad, who tragically lost his leg in a car crash on his way home from a surf trip east of Adelaide. It didn’t stop him though, the hellman that he is, eventually moving the family to the Sunny Coast so he could longboard the more forgiving point breaks of the Noosa region. And this is where Kai’s surfing journey really gets going - a journey that has produced a handful of the greatest surf films of the modern era.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    BEST OF 2025! Blitzed: Julian Wilson Talks Gold Coast Pro Heroics, His Furious Filipe Spray, and Why He's Never Felt More Fired Up

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2026 28:23


    Julian Wilson joins us following his insane Gold Coast Pro performance to break down the result, explain his furious Filipe spray, and what it was like to be the man of the moment in one of surfing's great spectacles. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    BEST OF 2025! Core Lords: Shaun Manners on the West Oz Underground, Overcoming Mental and Physical Anguish, and Being Sponsored by Dane Reynolds

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2026 92:14


    Up the financial revolution that's got young Aussies Backs Presents... (Sign up now for a $20 kick in from us using the code "UTFS20" Yeeeeeeew!) Shaun 'Chunny' Manners has been through the ringer of mental and physical anguish these past few years but he's emerged from it bigger and better than ever, and doing the best surfing of his life. Now with the support of Former (Dane Reynolds, Craig Anderson and Austyn Gilette), among others, he's surfing with a renewed sense of presence that's unlocked a new level of performance. Here he explains how he did it (spoiler: he took up Smivvy's head-injury protocol) and takes us inside the underground loony bin that underpins the West Australian surf scene. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    BEST OF 2025! Core Lords: Dylan Graves on Puerto Rican Death Slabs, Quik Crossings with Kelly, and Pirating the Caribbean's Many Cone Zones

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2026 126:35


    Up - The banking revolution that's got young Aussie's backs presents... The star of the epic Weird Waves series, Dylan Graves, joins us to talk about his upbringing in Puerto Rico; the unique, insanely wave-rich region of the Caribbean; doing Quiksilver Crossings with Kelly and Tom Carroll; his favourite Weird Waves of the world; and spending 15 years riding for Vans. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Swellness: How To Unlock Your Human Potential, Cleanse Toxins, and Bio-Hack Your Way To Peak Performance with (Houso) Empowerment Coach, Teddi Emerald

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2025 123:06


    Start your year off right with a rocket up ya from the Swellness Team, led by Housing Commission-raised Empowerment Coach, Teddi Emerald. Unlock your human potential by adopting these simple strategies. Find Teddi on instagram here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Core Lords: Chris White on Tension 11, Monastic Core Cone Disciples, Breaking Backs on Offshore Death Slabs, and Walking Out with JDM to Face Islam Makhachev at Madison Square Garden

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2025 85:55


    Brought to you by Up! The Bank That's Got Young Aussies' Backs...Chris White is a former pro bodyboarder, jujitsu black belt, Ninja Warrior contestant, high level skater, and mastermind behind the cult bodyboard film series, Tension (Watch Tension 11 here).See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    PRODIGY: Dane Henry, the Back-Flipping, Fully Rotating, Lacerating, All Conquering ISA Double World Champ and Newly Minted 'Aussie Male Surfer of the Year,' Talks ANZAC Mongrel, Ripping In, GRIT, and His Plan To Take Over The World

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2025 40:13


    Fingal Head Supergrom, ISA World Junior and Senior Champ, and newly minted Aussie Male Performer of the Year, DANE HENRY takes us inside his campaign to become the next great Australian world title hope. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Slab Shamans, Surf Monks, Style Masters, Grit Merchants and Algorithm Busters UNITE for The Swellians Stab Awards Picks and Gold Cone Piece Awards

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2025 91:55


    The Swellians have been given a healthy stake in the Stab Awards this year. Smivvy and Deadly debate who should take home one of surfing's most prestigious gongs and who should drown their sorrows in an abundantly packed Golden Cone Piece. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    GSNT: Prayers and Protests at Australia's Most Controversial Mosque + Meet the Muslim Men Feeding Sydney's Homeless and Combatting Extremism

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2025 16:43


    As the reaction to the Bondi terror attacks continues, we travel back in time and head to what was once Australia's most controversial mosque where 15-year-old Muslim school boy turned Islamic State terrorist, Farhad Jabar was allegedly radicalised and given a gun. In part two, we do the rounds with the White Coats, an Islamic charity run out of a Mosque in nearby Granville, responsible for feeding Sydney's homeless and, in a round about way, combatting extremism. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Core Lords: Jai Glindeman on Slaying Maxing Cloubreak Stoned, Mikey Wright and Parko as Muses, and the Underground Aussie Mongrel Revival

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2025 61:57


    Brought to you by Up! The Bank That's Got Young Aussies' Backs...Jai Glindeman is one of the most unique and stylish talents on earth. His profile film, Free Flow, released earlier this year was one of the films of the year and featured a breakout performance at maxing back-ledge Cloudbreak. We unpack every detail of that session and much more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    System Failure: Slaughter in Scum Valley (Bondi), Heroes, Villains, and What Comes Next

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2025 85:43


    We are joined once again by former Daily Telegraph, The Australian and Sky News journalist, Fred Pawle to discuss the terrorist attack on Jewish worshippers in Jed and Fred's former hometown, Bondi Beach. You can follow Fred on Substack, here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Is Mick Wright the best surfer on Earth? Who erased style from the Woz Criteria? Who beat the Vortex Shaman out as Australia's Surfer of the Year? Smiv and Deadly investigate like the Gold Cone Piece Award Winning Surf Gernos they are!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2025 107:43


    Billabong's EXTRACT (Watch Here!) Presents... ATS with Smiv and Deadly! ATS takes a look at the recent performances of Mick Wright and draw the conclusion that the mullet headed hmaaaadman is on another planet. We take a look at the Surfing Australia Awards where the Bells and Chopes winner got done in by a grom for Australian Surfer of the Year. And we check in on the style wars playing out with Tudesy Brah and the Malloy Bros on the latest ep of How Surfers Get Paid on Stab. Plenty of other shit too! GET ON THE UP PROGRAM! Sign up and use the code UTFS20 to get a bonus lobby thrown straight in the kicker. Order ya Swellian Plonk for Christmas Here! Go to https://surfshark.com/swellian or use code SWELLIAN at checkout to get 4 extra months of Surfshark VPN! Yeeeeeew! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Ritualistic Tendencies: ATS Live from the Orpheum with Dion Agius, Mick Wright, Harry Bryant, Noa Deane, Rolo Montes, Wade Carroll, Hughie Vaughan & Holly Wawn!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2025 51:58


    Ritual Vision Presents... ATS Live from the Orpheum for the World Premiere of 10/10 Surf Film Ritualistic Tendencies with an all-star cast on hand to talk about the making of an instant classic! Get your prayer bowls and monk robes Swellians, we're gonna have a seance!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    At The Movies: Russ Bierke on Heroic Headplants, Beyond Vert Knifes, Mastering Mullaghmore, and the Making of Inner Mechanics

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2025 32:27


    Russ Bierke joins us to go deep on his mind melting new film, Inner Mechanics. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Steaming Heats: Pipe Master, Sultan of Smooth, Competitive Serial Killer Rob Machado Revisited!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2025 109:05


    Sun Bum... The Offical Sun Care Partner of the Swellians (Order your packs now for Christmas) Presents: Steaming Heats with Rob Machado Revisited! The 2000 Pipe Master sits down with Deadly to discuss some of the great battles and rivals of his incredible career! Must listen!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Staunchest Panel Ever! Noz Deane, Russ Bierke and Terry Richo on conquering slabs, feeding it to Jaws and the best two surf films of the year Stimulant and Inner Mechanics! Live from the Thirroul Music Festival

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2025 108:11


    Spunk Records and Swellian Plonk Presents… ATS Live from the Thirroul Music Festival with the staunchest panel ever… Not Deane, Russell Bierke and Terry “Elbow to the back of the head” Richardson! The boys talk conquering slabs, getting rolled at Jaws, fights in heats, shit boards, and take us through two of the best surf films of 2025 Stimulant and Inner Mechanics. Must listen. Order ya Swellian Plonk for Christmas Here! Go to https://surfshark.com/swellian or use code SWELLIAN at checkout to get 4 extra months of Surfshark VPN! Yeeeeeew!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Core Lords: Rockstar Strike Missions, Boog HMADNESS, Music Industry Slime Balls, Old School Byron and DIY GRIT w/ Pig and Winston from Parkway Drive

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2025 127:29


    Byron hardcore icons, tube freaks, rock gods, and dedicated watermen, Pig and Winston from Parkway Drive join The Swellians to talk old school Byron folk lore, psychotic strike missions, DIY grit, early naughties boog hmadness, music industry slime balls, and the karma of staying true to your roots and taking care of your community. Get tickets to their ambitious nationwide festival, Park Waves, here.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Cosmic Apricots: Kirky Flintoff, Women in the Trades and lots of Smart Arse Play it's the final throwdown fromTUBIES

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2025 68:39


    Ocean Protect Presents... Cosmic Apricots live from the Final and Prezzo of TUBIES the building and surf expo at Urban Surf Sydney that strives to keep our oceans clean! Featuring Kirk Flintoff, women in the Trades and plenty of Smart Arse Play! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    System Failure: The Biggest Proven Conspiracy On Earth, The Death of the 15 Hour Work Week w/ Fred Pawle

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2025 153:41


    Today we investigate who and what killed the 15 hour work week that has been forecast for humans for almost a century. In an age of unprecedented abundance, generated by technology and automation, the benefits have not been passed onto the public but rather stored in online clouds, tax havens, assets and bank accounts by an ever growing class of billionaires. How are they getting away with it and how do we stop them chewing up the best years of our life with financial debt and drudgery? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Smooth Nips Medina, Neckbeard Floz Floz, Kween Steffy G and Aunty Riss are BACK BABY! Woz 26 Breakdown, the Death of Desert Point, Broken Backs, Bucket Bongs and More…

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2025 108:48


    Billabong Presents... ATS with Smivvy and Deadly and the boys are fangin’ it deluxe with the announcement that the biggest CT bullies of the past two decades have packed their lunches and are back to inflict a reign of terror upon the uppity next Gen who have dominated surfing in their absence. There’s also a look at the Woz schedule in 26, a shocking X2 Broken Back yarn, the death of Banko Banko and plenty more... AND GET ONTO THIS SHIT NOW! Order Swellian Plonk in time for Christmas Sort ya fam out with Bong Chron this Chissy Get on the Up program and score $20 using the code UTFS20 Go to https://surfshark.com/swellian or use code SWELLIAN at checkout to get 4 extra months of Surfshark VPN!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Steaming Heats: The Return of She Goats Steph and Riss, Monstro Floats at J-Bay and what it Feels like to ring that Bell with Isabella Nichols

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2025 65:25


    SUN BUM the official sun care partner of the Swellians with premium products for all lifestyles presents… STEAMING HEATS with Bells Champ Bella Nichols! Deadly and Bella sit down for a wander through some of the most memorable moments of Bella’s career, moments she'd rather forget and chew froth on the return of She Goats Steph and Riss to the 26 CT. Counting down in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1… HOOOOOOONK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Core Lords: Toby Cregan on Why Playing Coachella Sucked, How Being a Rockstar Can Give You Depression, Making Mental Underground Surf Films, and the RAGE Revolution

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2025 103:17


    Brought to you by UP! The Bank That's Got Young Aussies' Backs...Toby Cregan is the underground surfing and cultural heavyweight behind a handful of the best Australiana-infused surf films of the modern era (Carpark Stories, Real Axe, Rage Series), one hell of a surf-punk band (Skeggs), and the culture-shitfting surf brand, RAGE. Go to https://surfshark.com/swellian or use code SWELLIAN at checkout to get 4 extra months of Surfshark VPN! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Core Lords: Creed Mctaggart on Getting Staunched By Brazzos at Deserts, the Genius of Dahlberg, the Intersection of Style and Personality, and Why Early 2000s Power Surfing Will Never Get Old

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2025 128:42


    Brought to you by UP! The bank that's got young Aussies' backs...ATS Favourite, Creed Mctaggart, joins us to discuss being the target of violence in the surf, the pros and cons of localism and enforcing, board design, surfers who've fused high performance surfing and personality, music, art, steroids in surfing, and much more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    RUN IT STRAIGHT SPESH! Straya in demo mode, Vortex Shaman hits God Tier, Noz and Bierke dropping 10/10 edits of peeyeewer TRUTH! And Bitch diesel cat fight erupts deluxe between KK and Our Layne. Plus a heap of other primo sheeeeyit!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2025 118:43


    The Billabong Marcus Dixon Collection (Get it Here!) Presents… ATS RUN IT STRAIGHT SPESH! Smiv and Deadly are back in the studio for an up close look at the greatest surfing nation on Earth flexing its rock hard GRIT muscle for all the world to see. From head butting Oceanside Pier to Jack Robbo hitting God Tier status, to Noz Deane and Bierke dropping the surf films of the year you’ll want to marinate your bits in a jar of Vegemite after copping this ep. Plus: KK unloads on our Layne in wild unprovoked attack! Someone order the sacred purge juice there’s a cleansing in order! GET ON THE UP PROGRAM! Sign up and use the code UTFS20 to get a bonus lobby thrown straight in the kicker. Order Swellian Plonk Here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Cosmic Apricots: Get on the Gear... that Keeps our Oceans as Clean as a Gurney'd Corn Hole!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2025 23:39


    Ocean Protect (Check em out here lords!) Presents... Cosmic Apricots Live from TUBIES Episode 3 featuring Trade Lords, MPS, Sustainable Building Experts and More all trying to do good shit for the planet through reimagining the building sector... Heaps sick! ORDER YOUR SWELLIAN HMAAAD PLONK NOW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Core Lords: Cali Skate-Surf Hybrid, Shane Borland, on Winning the Inaugural Keris Cup, Surfing 20 Foot Outside Corner with Pro Skaters, and the Future of Skating and Surfing's Long and Storied History

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2025 25:31


    Brought to you by UP! The Bank That's Got Young Aussies Backs...Shane Borland is one of the rare freakish talents whose managed to combine a professional skating and surfing background into one mental career. He recently won the Keris Cup in Bali in front of a judging panel that included Nate and Christian Fletcher, Christian Hosoi, and Omar Hassan. A product of the Dogtown lineage, he talks about the future of surfing and skating, and how he managed to combine them into a single career. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    System Failure: A History of Psy-Ops, Political Assassinations and the Information Revolution Powered by Renegade Podcasters Trying to Uncover the Truth w/ Fred Pawle

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2025 123:36


    As a renegade crew of podcasters links arms and attempts to figure out what happened to Charlie Kirk, we're joined by former Daily Telegraph, Australian and Sky News journalist, Fred Pawle, for a closer look at the history of CIA interference in media, politics and several assassinations. We look at where this crosses over with Israel, Mossad, Zionism and Christian Zionism, and examine how deep the manipulation of the mainstream media really goes with a guy who used to work in the middle of it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Core Lords: Gold Cone Surf Yarn Spectacular with Snapt Scion Logen Dulien on Oxy Addiction, Cartel-Ravaged Cone Zones, 2000s Elite Surfing and Degeneracy + Modern Maestros of Surf HMADNESS

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2025 171:06


    Strap in Swellians for one of the best podcasts to date with long serving core surfing disciple and mastermind of the iconoclastic SNAPT Series, Logen Dulien.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Blitzed: Mayhem on Finals Day and Joel Taylor and Kai Colless both score perfect 10s in the greatest heat ever surfed at the Para Games and the Irukandjis finish fourth overall!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2025 59:49


    Swellian Plonk (Order it Here!) Presents... Blitzed: USA Dispatch FINALS DAY from the ISA World Para Champs. Brett Burcher wraps a magic day for the Australian Irukandjis as Joel Taylor and Kai Colless surf the greatest Para Heat of all-time in a battle for Gold and Australia finish the event with medals galore and an overall 4th place! PSSSSSTTT! PSSSSSTTT! PSSSSSTTT! SUPPORT OUR HEROES! DONATE TO THE 2025 IRUKANDJIS PARA TEAM HERE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    "COMPLETELY IN LOVE WITH THE GAK!" Grace Kennedy Brings Home our First Medal on a day of Carnage at the ISA Worlds! Also featuring Steve Fox!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2025 27:07


    Swellian Plonk (Order it Here!) Presents... Blitzed: USA Dispatch Day 5 from the ISA World Para Champs Oceanside in Whale's Vagina! It was a day of mixed emotions and peeeeyeeewer carnage as the Irukandjis fight to make finals day! Collisions and wipeouts smashed half the team out of the competition, while in better news Shoalhaven's Grace Kennedy locked our first medal! Burch was there to capture the action and score a chat with Gerringong's Steve Fox. Finals day tomoz don't miss it! SUPPORT OUR HEROES! DONATE TO THE 2025 IRUKANDJIS PARA TEAM HERE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Blitzed: Kai Colless, Sarah Gibson and the Aussie Irukandjis Deliver Pink Eye Sting-a-thon at ISA World Para Games Day 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2025 45:46


    SUPPORT OUR HEROES! DONATE TO THE 2025 IRUKANDJIS PARA TEAM HERE! Day 4 of the ISA World Games saw the Irukanjis unleash potent stinga vibes straight into the corn-eas of their opposition delivering the worst case of Pink Eye the contest has ever seen. Burch gives us the rundown and catches up with the defending ISA Games World Champ Kai Colless and Swellian Kween Sarah Gibson,See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    DOUBLE HEADER: BLITZED / ASK US A QUESTION SPESH! Day 3 Dispatch from the ISA World Para Games and The Swellians Chirpin' at Full Voice!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2025 77:15


    Swellian Plonk (GET IT HERE NOW!) Presents… The Great Blitzed / Ask Us a Questions Double Header featuring Irukandjis Weapons Annie Goldsmith and Grace Kennedy, Ronnie’s Dog’s Empty Piklet Sack, Burch’s Full Conny Wrap, High Priests and BG Kooks... and the benefits of meditating with your eyes open. Something for everyone!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Blitzed: “A 4 meter White munching on me Leg!” Toby Begg's Journey from shark attack to the ISA World Games Plus: Day 2 Comp Wrap and Our Em Dieters!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2025 50:43


    Swellian Hmaaaad Plonk (Get your here now!) Presents… Blitzed from the ISA World Para Champs Dispatch Day 2. Our man on the ground Brett Burcher gives us the lowdown on all the action and catches up with Port Macquarie’s finest Toby Begg as he recounts his journey from having a White Shark bite his leg off to representing Oz as a sting-wielding Irukandji! And Deadly finds the missing audio with X2 ISA World Champ our Em Dieters. Bewdy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Blitzed USA Dispatch Day 1: Irukandjis Assault as Cliffo and Mono bring the Sting!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2025 42:45


    Swellian Hmaaaad Plonk Presents… (GET IT HERE!) Blitzed on the ground at the ISA World Para Games in Oceanside California. South Coast Cone Pig and Breath Work Bodhisattva Brett Burcher brings us daily dispatches as the Irukandjis fly the flag for the mighty STRAYA! And Brett sits down with two absolute lordish members of the team, Cliffo Gralton and Mark Mono Stewart! Heeeeyeeeeeeew!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Cosmic Apricots: Protect What Ya Love! Tubies Pod 2 with ya boy Smiiiivyyyyy!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2025 28:23


    Ocean Protect (Check em out here!) Presents... Cosmic Apricots Pod 2 From Tubies the surf and building expo at Urban Surf deep dives into protecting what ya love ie: the Ocean! A great sit down with ya boy Smiiiiiivyyyyyyyy and some trailblazing building industry maddogs! Join Surfers for Climate Here Get Swellian Plonk Here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Medina's Baby Scandal, Wilson's Throbbing Doom Cone, Wave Pool Wars & Turbo Charge ya Old Fella with Mick Wright's Mondo Straighty!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2025 110:18


    Billabong Spec 73 Presents… Smiv and Deadly are back to talk all things tapped, torched and tubular from this week’s world of shred. From Lee Wilson’s thick veiny Balinese Doom Cone to Mikey Wright’s cock hardening Straight Air in the new Quik flick Washed. Plenty to marinate ya pineal in here! UTFS! Up the financial revolution that's got young Aussies Backs Presents... (Sign up now for a $20 kick in from us using the code "UTFS20" Yeeeeeeew!) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Choon: Jack River Kicks AI Corpo Reptile Data Mining Right in the Coit!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2025 23:22


    Sun Bum's Club Tropicana (Watch it Here Now!) Presents... Choon: The Swellian Noise Hour with Jack River Jack River aka Holly Rankin is an Australian Music Mega star who not only uses her voice and creativity to inspire and inform us, she's also walking the corridors of power in Canberra dropping elbows onto dodgy backroom deals and creasing big tech's efforts to mine our culture for their own greedy profits! This week Holly and her team delivered a huge win for Australian artists by getting the Albo government to protect our creative integrity by making corpo reptiles have to PAY for using our art, song, word and souls! A rare win for the good guys and one we had to celebrate!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Barton Lynch on Poppin' Up, Poppin' Off & The World's Greatest Grom Comp Turning 20!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2025 35:40


    There's only one Barton Lynch - World Champ, Hall of Famer, Pipe and Bells Winner are just a few of his achievements on the board, but more than all of that he's our tribal spiritual elder who has helped create one of the best and most enduring grommethood experiences on Earth with BL's Blastoff which is kicking off agin November 1. Tap into the eternal fire of the Stoked Bloke as he reflects on his own grommethood and what sets the Blastoff apart from other junior events as it hits year 20. For info check out BL's BLAST OFF right here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Cosmic Apricots Live from TUBIES with Trade Lords, MPS , Futurists & More!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2025 37:46


    Ocean Protect (Check em out here lords!) Presents... Cosmic Apricots Live from TUBIES with Trade Lords, MPS, Sustainable Building Experts, Joshy Kirkman and More all trying to do good shit for the planet through reimagining the building sector... Rip in while the rip in rips in!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Core Lords: Holly Wawn on Laying Down the Biggest Tracks In Women's Surfing, Skits Wave Pool Parties, and Coach BL + TVC

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2025 83:04


    Brought to by TUBIES at Urbansurf this weekend! Holly Wawn is a female pro surfer doing the biggest carves in women's surfing right now. She rides for VANS, Ritual and others, has had parts in Dane Reynold's films, hosted Pool Parties in Palm Springs. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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