AIN'T THAT SWELL

Billabong presents… Smiv and Deadly get down and dirty in the seedy world of surfing’s drug testers who have no qualms demanding a public squirt from our nation’s finest at 2 in the fricken morning! Plus we reveal why Johnny Johnny Floz Floz is heading back over the horizon, take a look at how Our Sal will fare now she’s officially back on tour and we investigate just how much this whole penis doping scandal could rock surfing to it’s core. Usual stuff really. The Swellness Summit Presents…Power Up! The Ain’t That Swell podcast (aka The Swellians) is curating a day of hardcore wellness at the state of the art B3 facility in Brunswick Heads. The day will feature breathwork, meditation, movement, sauna, ice baths, live podcasts, music, films, and philosophy. Come in and power up with us! *Can’t afford the mandatory donation? Power up on us - pay what you can, or come for free. Up the financial revolution that's got young Aussies Backs Presents... (Sign up now for a $20 kick in from us using the code "UTFS20" Yeeeeeeew!)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Callum Robson and Morgan Cibilic finish first and second at the inaugural Pipeline Challenger Series event amidst an Australian onslaught across the board. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jamie O'Brien called it the day of the year and Shane Dorian was spellbound by Backdoor's "super nuggets" for the round of 64 at the Pipeling Challenger Series Event. We break down the death or glory action from days one and two of the men's and women's events. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billabong Presents... ATS with Smivvy & Deadly! It’s been the busiest surf week since Elo got his farewell kick up the coit with X3 World Champ John Florence giving the Woz a severe case of blue balls, J-Bay gets the fuh-lick, Rags goes to the big show and Goat trades nubile princesses for burnt out South Tweed units on mobility scooters. The Pipe Chang fires up, and the Swellians take over the asylum for a huge Ask us a Question Special. Slurp Slurp Slurp away! Up the financial revolution that's got young Aussies Backs Presents... (Sign up now for a $20 kick in from us using the code "UTFS20" Yeeeeeeew!)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brought to you by UP! The Bank That's Got Young Aussies' Backs...Russel Ord is one of the most respected and hard working water photogs in the world. Willing to get back slammed on dry reef or risk getting eaten alive by a giant Great White for the shot, he's had countless magazines spreads and covers, and has just put out book of his favourite shots and stories (written by Al Workman), called Life Around the Sea. Buy it here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Surf cam operators, surf schools, surf industry sell-outs, and Swiss-owned ‘Yoga Surf Retreats.’See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The prickly faced, mango sucker from the Australian Sunny Coast delivers yet another sermon of core philosophy, sharing tales of deep conical pilgrimage, and communing with surfing's spiritual elders, the long suffering, carcinogenic-dust-huffing shaper. Check his Stab Edit of the Year Award Winning Film, ROASTED, here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Isla Huppatz and Dane Henry cap a dominant performance by Australia at the World Juniors, taking out the contest despite the entire team being struck down by a mystery illness on the eve of the event. Aussie Coach, Clancy Dawson, joins us from the Phillipines to break down the contest. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brought to you by Up! The Bank That's Got Young Aussies' Backs...James Kates is the former pro bodyboarder turned filmmaker behind Noa Deane's unprecedented run of smash-hit surf films and surf sections. He was also a member of the cult Aussie punk band, the Pinheads and now plays with indie-pop outfit Shining Bird. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billabong Presents… ATS First Ep of 2026! What a start to the year it has been and Smiv and Deadly are back to run the critical eye over everything that’s gone down in surfy land including, the John Florence mega flex going down on da Islands brah, Medina’s separation from Rippy and who might fill the void, Stab in the Dark’s excellent boozy shapers Goat Roast, and so much more. Let’s fucken go Swellians! Up the financial revolution that's got young Aussies Backs Presents... (Sign up now for a $20 kick in from us using the code "UTFS20" Yeeeeeeew!)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The official Launch of Swellian Hmaaaad Plonk by Daily Grind McLaren Vale Presents... (GET YOURS HERE) CRUST LIVE from the Daily Grind South Oz with camel milk-slurping desert wandering cone fiend and mad cunt par excellence Harry Bryant as well as double peen eyed local legend Clouse Howse. A night of pure delight as we pop corks and talk pure South Oz lore in the home of the OG filthy red dirt encrusted desert Aussie core lord. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billabong X Otis Carey (GET SOME HERE) Presents... Smiv & Deadly attacking 2025's Biggest Questions so far including... Can the stem cells from Goat's forey save Medina's ripped off titty and the 2025 Woz season? Is Japan now the greatest surfing nation on Earth in waves of TRUTH following their outstanding win at the giant throbbing Backdoor Shootout? If you ride the biggest wave ever surfed but didn't paddle does it really even count? Are Byron Bay kebabs still Absolutely Kebabulous? All these questions and more answered right here, right now, right here, right now...dodododededededeeee. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dometic CFX5 and Pico Swag presents... BLITZED! Pure. Tour. Nerdism. Pipe Conny Wrap. The Lexus Pipe Pro delivered a monstro first up victory for the Woz with one of the all-time great days in Professional Surfing History forming the cream on a deliciously moist piece of competitive surfing cake. Gorge yaselves Swellians! UTFS!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billabong’s BONG. Collection Presents… ATS Reg Ep Pacific Cone-a-palooza featuring the best and worst of Cyclone Alfie, Pipeline’s fortnight of terror, a quick skwizz at the upcoming Supertubos CT, musings on the Natural Selection send-fest, users and overs, Ask us a Questions and a whole lot more. Heaps filf! Sign up to get your First Aid up to date Swellians! SURFERS RESCUE - VIC SURFERS RESCUE - AUS Get on the Up Swellians!!! Download the ‘Up’ app and sign up in minutes. Use code 'UTFS' for $10 on signup (do it all from the comfort of your phone, no need to go to the bank or any of that bullsh*t). T&C's @ up.com.auSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Crust is a series celebrating the creme de la creme of crust lords from Australia's deep south. This week's guest is South Australia's first ever world tour surfer turned supercoach, Jarrad Howse. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

BROUGHT TO YOU BY DOMETIC...Dion Aigus is a professional freesurfer, filmmaker, fashion designer and innovator.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s guest is the iconoclastic Aussie filmmaker Kai Neville, who you may not know, hails from South Australia originally. He spent his early years down there where he was raised by a passionate surfer of a dad, who tragically lost his leg in a car crash on his way home from a surf trip east of Adelaide. It didn’t stop him though, the hellman that he is, eventually moving the family to the Sunny Coast so he could longboard the more forgiving point breaks of the Noosa region. And this is where Kai’s surfing journey really gets going - a journey that has produced a handful of the greatest surf films of the modern era.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Julian Wilson joins us following his insane Gold Coast Pro performance to break down the result, explain his furious Filipe spray, and what it was like to be the man of the moment in one of surfing's great spectacles. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Up the financial revolution that's got young Aussies Backs Presents... (Sign up now for a $20 kick in from us using the code "UTFS20" Yeeeeeeew!) Shaun 'Chunny' Manners has been through the ringer of mental and physical anguish these past few years but he's emerged from it bigger and better than ever, and doing the best surfing of his life. Now with the support of Former (Dane Reynolds, Craig Anderson and Austyn Gilette), among others, he's surfing with a renewed sense of presence that's unlocked a new level of performance. Here he explains how he did it (spoiler: he took up Smivvy's head-injury protocol) and takes us inside the underground loony bin that underpins the West Australian surf scene. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Up - The banking revolution that's got young Aussie's backs presents... The star of the epic Weird Waves series, Dylan Graves, joins us to talk about his upbringing in Puerto Rico; the unique, insanely wave-rich region of the Caribbean; doing Quiksilver Crossings with Kelly and Tom Carroll; his favourite Weird Waves of the world; and spending 15 years riding for Vans. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Start your year off right with a rocket up ya from the Swellness Team, led by Housing Commission-raised Empowerment Coach, Teddi Emerald. Unlock your human potential by adopting these simple strategies. Find Teddi on instagram here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brought to you by Up! The Bank That's Got Young Aussies' Backs...Chris White is a former pro bodyboarder, jujitsu black belt, Ninja Warrior contestant, high level skater, and mastermind behind the cult bodyboard film series, Tension (Watch Tension 11 here).See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fingal Head Supergrom, ISA World Junior and Senior Champ, and newly minted Aussie Male Performer of the Year, DANE HENRY takes us inside his campaign to become the next great Australian world title hope. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Swellians have been given a healthy stake in the Stab Awards this year. Smivvy and Deadly debate who should take home one of surfing's most prestigious gongs and who should drown their sorrows in an abundantly packed Golden Cone Piece. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As the reaction to the Bondi terror attacks continues, we travel back in time and head to what was once Australia's most controversial mosque where 15-year-old Muslim school boy turned Islamic State terrorist, Farhad Jabar was allegedly radicalised and given a gun. In part two, we do the rounds with the White Coats, an Islamic charity run out of a Mosque in nearby Granville, responsible for feeding Sydney's homeless and, in a round about way, combatting extremism. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brought to you by Up! The Bank That's Got Young Aussies' Backs...Jai Glindeman is one of the most unique and stylish talents on earth. His profile film, Free Flow, released earlier this year was one of the films of the year and featured a breakout performance at maxing back-ledge Cloudbreak. We unpack every detail of that session and much more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We are joined once again by former Daily Telegraph, The Australian and Sky News journalist, Fred Pawle to discuss the terrorist attack on Jewish worshippers in Jed and Fred's former hometown, Bondi Beach. You can follow Fred on Substack, here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billabong's EXTRACT (Watch Here!) Presents... ATS with Smiv and Deadly! ATS takes a look at the recent performances of Mick Wright and draw the conclusion that the mullet headed hmaaaadman is on another planet. We take a look at the Surfing Australia Awards where the Bells and Chopes winner got done in by a grom for Australian Surfer of the Year. And we check in on the style wars playing out with Tudesy Brah and the Malloy Bros on the latest ep of How Surfers Get Paid on Stab. Plenty of other shit too! GET ON THE UP PROGRAM! Sign up and use the code UTFS20 to get a bonus lobby thrown straight in the kicker. Order ya Swellian Plonk for Christmas Here! Go to https://surfshark.com/swellian or use code SWELLIAN at checkout to get 4 extra months of Surfshark VPN! Yeeeeeew! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ritual Vision Presents... ATS Live from the Orpheum for the World Premiere of 10/10 Surf Film Ritualistic Tendencies with an all-star cast on hand to talk about the making of an instant classic! Get your prayer bowls and monk robes Swellians, we're gonna have a seance!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Russ Bierke joins us to go deep on his mind melting new film, Inner Mechanics. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sun Bum... The Offical Sun Care Partner of the Swellians (Order your packs now for Christmas) Presents: Steaming Heats with Rob Machado Revisited! The 2000 Pipe Master sits down with Deadly to discuss some of the great battles and rivals of his incredible career! Must listen!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Spunk Records and Swellian Plonk Presents… ATS Live from the Thirroul Music Festival with the staunchest panel ever… Not Deane, Russell Bierke and Terry “Elbow to the back of the head” Richardson! The boys talk conquering slabs, getting rolled at Jaws, fights in heats, shit boards, and take us through two of the best surf films of 2025 Stimulant and Inner Mechanics. Must listen. Order ya Swellian Plonk for Christmas Here! Go to https://surfshark.com/swellian or use code SWELLIAN at checkout to get 4 extra months of Surfshark VPN! Yeeeeeew!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Byron hardcore icons, tube freaks, rock gods, and dedicated watermen, Pig and Winston from Parkway Drive join The Swellians to talk old school Byron folk lore, psychotic strike missions, DIY grit, early naughties boog hmadness, music industry slime balls, and the karma of staying true to your roots and taking care of your community. Get tickets to their ambitious nationwide festival, Park Waves, here.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ocean Protect Presents... Cosmic Apricots live from the Final and Prezzo of TUBIES the building and surf expo at Urban Surf Sydney that strives to keep our oceans clean! Featuring Kirk Flintoff, women in the Trades and plenty of Smart Arse Play! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we investigate who and what killed the 15 hour work week that has been forecast for humans for almost a century. In an age of unprecedented abundance, generated by technology and automation, the benefits have not been passed onto the public but rather stored in online clouds, tax havens, assets and bank accounts by an ever growing class of billionaires. How are they getting away with it and how do we stop them chewing up the best years of our life with financial debt and drudgery? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billabong Presents... ATS with Smivvy and Deadly and the boys are fangin’ it deluxe with the announcement that the biggest CT bullies of the past two decades have packed their lunches and are back to inflict a reign of terror upon the uppity next Gen who have dominated surfing in their absence. There’s also a look at the Woz schedule in 26, a shocking X2 Broken Back yarn, the death of Banko Banko and plenty more... AND GET ONTO THIS SHIT NOW! Order Swellian Plonk in time for Christmas Sort ya fam out with Bong Chron this Chissy Get on the Up program and score $20 using the code UTFS20 Go to https://surfshark.com/swellian or use code SWELLIAN at checkout to get 4 extra months of Surfshark VPN!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

SUN BUM the official sun care partner of the Swellians with premium products for all lifestyles presents… STEAMING HEATS with Bells Champ Bella Nichols! Deadly and Bella sit down for a wander through some of the most memorable moments of Bella’s career, moments she'd rather forget and chew froth on the return of She Goats Steph and Riss to the 26 CT. Counting down in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1… HOOOOOOONK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brought to you by UP! The Bank That's Got Young Aussies' Backs...Toby Cregan is the underground surfing and cultural heavyweight behind a handful of the best Australiana-infused surf films of the modern era (Carpark Stories, Real Axe, Rage Series), one hell of a surf-punk band (Skeggs), and the culture-shitfting surf brand, RAGE. Go to https://surfshark.com/swellian or use code SWELLIAN at checkout to get 4 extra months of Surfshark VPN! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brought to you by UP! The bank that's got young Aussies' backs...ATS Favourite, Creed Mctaggart, joins us to discuss being the target of violence in the surf, the pros and cons of localism and enforcing, board design, surfers who've fused high performance surfing and personality, music, art, steroids in surfing, and much more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Billabong Marcus Dixon Collection (Get it Here!) Presents… ATS RUN IT STRAIGHT SPESH! Smiv and Deadly are back in the studio for an up close look at the greatest surfing nation on Earth flexing its rock hard GRIT muscle for all the world to see. From head butting Oceanside Pier to Jack Robbo hitting God Tier status, to Noz Deane and Bierke dropping the surf films of the year you’ll want to marinate your bits in a jar of Vegemite after copping this ep. Plus: KK unloads on our Layne in wild unprovoked attack! Someone order the sacred purge juice there’s a cleansing in order! GET ON THE UP PROGRAM! Sign up and use the code UTFS20 to get a bonus lobby thrown straight in the kicker. Order Swellian Plonk Here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ocean Protect (Check em out here lords!) Presents... Cosmic Apricots Live from TUBIES Episode 3 featuring Trade Lords, MPS, Sustainable Building Experts and More all trying to do good shit for the planet through reimagining the building sector... Heaps sick! ORDER YOUR SWELLIAN HMAAAD PLONK NOW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brought to you by UP! The Bank That's Got Young Aussies Backs...Shane Borland is one of the rare freakish talents whose managed to combine a professional skating and surfing background into one mental career. He recently won the Keris Cup in Bali in front of a judging panel that included Nate and Christian Fletcher, Christian Hosoi, and Omar Hassan. A product of the Dogtown lineage, he talks about the future of surfing and skating, and how he managed to combine them into a single career. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As a renegade crew of podcasters links arms and attempts to figure out what happened to Charlie Kirk, we're joined by former Daily Telegraph, Australian and Sky News journalist, Fred Pawle, for a closer look at the history of CIA interference in media, politics and several assassinations. We look at where this crosses over with Israel, Mossad, Zionism and Christian Zionism, and examine how deep the manipulation of the mainstream media really goes with a guy who used to work in the middle of it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Strap in Swellians for one of the best podcasts to date with long serving core surfing disciple and mastermind of the iconoclastic SNAPT Series, Logen Dulien.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Swellian Plonk (Order it Here!) Presents... Blitzed: USA Dispatch FINALS DAY from the ISA World Para Champs. Brett Burcher wraps a magic day for the Australian Irukandjis as Joel Taylor and Kai Colless surf the greatest Para Heat of all-time in a battle for Gold and Australia finish the event with medals galore and an overall 4th place! PSSSSSTTT! PSSSSSTTT! PSSSSSTTT! SUPPORT OUR HEROES! DONATE TO THE 2025 IRUKANDJIS PARA TEAM HERE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Swellian Plonk (Order it Here!) Presents... Blitzed: USA Dispatch Day 5 from the ISA World Para Champs Oceanside in Whale's Vagina! It was a day of mixed emotions and peeeeyeeewer carnage as the Irukandjis fight to make finals day! Collisions and wipeouts smashed half the team out of the competition, while in better news Shoalhaven's Grace Kennedy locked our first medal! Burch was there to capture the action and score a chat with Gerringong's Steve Fox. Finals day tomoz don't miss it! SUPPORT OUR HEROES! DONATE TO THE 2025 IRUKANDJIS PARA TEAM HERE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

SUPPORT OUR HEROES! DONATE TO THE 2025 IRUKANDJIS PARA TEAM HERE! Day 4 of the ISA World Games saw the Irukanjis unleash potent stinga vibes straight into the corn-eas of their opposition delivering the worst case of Pink Eye the contest has ever seen. Burch gives us the rundown and catches up with the defending ISA Games World Champ Kai Colless and Swellian Kween Sarah Gibson,See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Swellian Plonk (GET IT HERE NOW!) Presents… The Great Blitzed / Ask Us a Questions Double Header featuring Irukandjis Weapons Annie Goldsmith and Grace Kennedy, Ronnie’s Dog’s Empty Piklet Sack, Burch’s Full Conny Wrap, High Priests and BG Kooks... and the benefits of meditating with your eyes open. Something for everyone!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Swellian Hmaaaad Plonk (Get your here now!) Presents… Blitzed from the ISA World Para Champs Dispatch Day 2. Our man on the ground Brett Burcher gives us the lowdown on all the action and catches up with Port Macquarie’s finest Toby Begg as he recounts his journey from having a White Shark bite his leg off to representing Oz as a sting-wielding Irukandji! And Deadly finds the missing audio with X2 ISA World Champ our Em Dieters. Bewdy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Swellian Hmaaaad Plonk Presents… (GET IT HERE!) Blitzed on the ground at the ISA World Para Games in Oceanside California. South Coast Cone Pig and Breath Work Bodhisattva Brett Burcher brings us daily dispatches as the Irukandjis fly the flag for the mighty STRAYA! And Brett sits down with two absolute lordish members of the team, Cliffo Gralton and Mark Mono Stewart! Heeeeyeeeeeeew!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ocean Protect (Check em out here!) Presents... Cosmic Apricots Pod 2 From Tubies the surf and building expo at Urban Surf deep dives into protecting what ya love ie: the Ocean! A great sit down with ya boy Smiiiiiivyyyyyyyy and some trailblazing building industry maddogs! Join Surfers for Climate Here Get Swellian Plonk Here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.