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Sign up with Up! The financial revolution that's got young Aussies backs - Get on the program with over 1 million other Aussies right here BLITZED. Pure. Tour. Nerdism. Margies Wrap. Yeah we're late, but let's revisit all the main break end section carnage, careers in tatters, rail shamanism, full rotes to the flats and all the glitch cone glory of THE BOX. Yeeeeeeew!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brought to you by the WOZTRALIANA TOUR, final show tomorrow night at the Merewether Hotel ft. Julian Wilson, Josh Kerr and Ryan Callinan. Socal core lord kingpin classssssssic, Crosby Colapinto, joins us to reflect on he and brother, Griff's monumental Margaret River event. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The passing of surf film maestro and cultural guardian Jack McCoy has been met with an outpouring of love and gratitude and appreciation of the great man and his life's work. Here Smivvy gives his own dedication before we revisit our last chat with McCoy, a sit down in Swellian HQ with his dear friend Occy in the lead up to their Occumentary tour. Rest in Peace Jack. Thank you for everything brother. Aloha Mate. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The official Launch of Swellian Hmaaaad Plonk by Daily Grind McLaren Vale Presents... (GET YOURS HERE) CRUST LIVE from the Daily Grind South Oz with camel milk-slurping desert wandering cone fiend and mad cunt par excellence Harry Bryant as well as double peen eyed local legend Clouse Howse. A night of pure delight as we pop corks and talk pure South Oz lore in the home of the OG filthy red dirt encrusted desert Aussie core lord. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Up - The banking revolution that's got young Aussie's backs presents... The star of the epic Weird Waves series, Dylan Graves, joins us to talk about his upbringing in Puerto Rico; the unique, insanely wave-rich region of the Caribbean; doing Quiksilver Crossings with Kelly and Tom Carroll; his favourite Weird Waves of the world; and spending 15 years riding for Vans. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bonsoy Brainzo Presents... 20 questions designed to test your surf knowledge as the Margaret River Pro fires up in the West! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brought to you by Childe Eyewear... In this wide ranging chat with members of three different underground punk and stoner rock bands - Couch Wizard, Happy F**king Family and Return To Nagoya - we traverse much terrain, including but not limited to, the folly of taking too much psychedelics; spending time in the Australian and US prison systems; a six month stint training Kung Fu in a Shaolin Temple in remote china; British class enslavement; Vietnamese meth benders; coastal gentrification in Santa Cruz; sharing a home with Ozzie Wright and Shawn 'Barney' Barron as a ten year old Volcom-sponno'd supergrom, and much more. Hit the link for Show Dates for Couch Wizard and Return to Nagoya's upcoming Australian Tour. Couch Wizard's IG. Happy F**king Family IG. Return To Nagoya IG. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bonsoy - the official milk of the Swellians Presents... The lord of True Grit Callum Robson joins us in the studio for this special edish of Brainzo focussed entirely on the recent Bonsoy Gold Coast Pro! Do you know who scored the only 10 of the event? Do you know who got the highest heat score? Do you know who Julian was flipping off in the final? Have you been paying attention? Test your knowledge of the year's best CT right here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Julian Wilson joins us following his insane Gold Coast Pro performance to break down the result, explain his furious Filipe spray, and what it was like to be the man of the moment in one of surfing's great spectacles. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dometic Pico Swag FTC 2 Presents... Blitzed: Gold Coast Pro Wrap! Smiv and Deadly break down one of the great events punctuated by a heavyweight slugfest for the ages as Joycey Wilson and Fil Toledo go hmaaaaaaad for dad bods the world over. Pro surfing at its finest! A spectacle worth celebrating!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sun Bum Presents... Steaming Heats with Morgan Cibilic. Morgan Cibilic went from relative unknown to surfing for a World Title in the first ever WSL Final 5 event at Trestles. A year after that he had fallen off tour and was wondering if those lofty heights may have passed him by. Now he's back, stronger, faster and wiser and ready to once again rip a few heads off!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The WSL's Back to the Future Dream Tour Announcement Presents... ATS Woztraliana live from the main stage of the Bonsoy Gold Coast Pro at Burleigh Heads. Goat yarns, classic heats and wipeout mentality with Parko, Laz and Uncle Willy. Glory days from only stop 2 on the Woz Oz Trebs.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

OnBoard Industries Presents... Blitzed: pure. Tour Nerdism. From the all Aussie Bell Ringers to the absoluter pure rail wizardry of Ethan Heeeeeyeeeewing doing the best Bowl Demo job since Occy was on tour no stone is left unturned as Smiv & Dealdly go ring-a-ding ding for the Rip Curl Pro!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As we get ready to head to the polls let's just consider how the major parties and the fossil fuel industry - particularly coal and gas - have bent us Strayans over and had their way with our coits and natural resources without a seconds thought for our long term financial security or the health of the planet. It's a gaslighting disgrace!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

UP! The banking revolution that's got young Aussie's backs presents... A deep dive inside Freshwater Boardriders President, father of two, and tradesman, Tommy Myer's internet-breaking, triple overhead Queenscliff Bombie DOOM CONE! LOOOOOOOOOOOORD!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

For this ANZAC Day Special we had back to the Inaugural Swellness Summit to hear from our two of our all-time greatest guests, Ben and Nathan, from the Veteran Surfers Association. Lest We Forget. Find the ACTU Press Release listing Australia's Merchants of Death here. Watch the John Pilger epic, The War You Don't See, featuring Julian Assange, here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In our final episode of Crust we visit Anna and Tim's utopian permaculture set up deep in the dusty recesses of the Great Australian Bight, a short drive from world class waves. Cars running on vegetable oil, year round organic produce in their backyard, homeschooled kids that rip and shape their own boards - this is what freedom looks like. Watch their episode of Farm Boys here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billabong, Sun Bum, Stone and Wood Presents.... ATS LIVE in TORQUAY with RCJ, MASE and ETHAN HEEEEEEYEEEEEEWING!!!!!! Saddle up for one of the greatest big wave rip-ins as Ross Clarke-Jones and Mason Ho relive the past Hawaiian winter including wild yarns from the 2024 Eddie! With a special first time appearance by the great rail shaman himself Ethan Heeeeeeeeyeeeeeeewing! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billabong & Sun Bum Presents... CRUNCH TIME: The Firing Lyne with Jack River, Frackman, Punter Konrad, Jeremy Miller, Benny Godwin and HUUUUUUGHSEY!!!! The Crunch Time Feral Election Special heads to Forster in the electorate of Lyne to talk politics and debauchery with a hmaaaaaad panel of core lord all sorts! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bonsoy's Cafe Del Froth Live at Bells Prsents... Brainzo: Bells Beach Edition.... Ronnie and Vaughano are ready to fire up the grey matter for Stop 1 of the Woz Aussie Treble at Bells Beach for the Rip Curl Pro. So how well do you know the longest running surf conny on the planet? Let's rip in before the rip in begins this Friday!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sun Bum’s Signature Tinted Face Stick. The Zinc stick for surfers that doesn’t come off (GET YOURS HERE) Presents... Steaming Heats with Mason Ho From getting his dong out to playing World Title spoiler to 10 Point Rides at Massive Pipeline Mason Ho has has a wild competitive career particularly for someone who many consider to be the world's most entertaining free surfer! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billabong & Sun Bum Presents... Crunch Time! ATS Live from Surfaris in Crescent Head with Matt Wilko, Gosford Grug Wade Carmichael and Independent Candidate for Cowper Caz Heise The Federal Election is upon us and we're touring the country whacking on town hall style meetings with legends, corelords, activists and independent MP's who are willing to stand up and demand the best out of this reptile influenced democracy for the sake of a better future for ALL SWELLIANS! Surf banter with a side of truth speak for those of you who actually wanna use your vote to instigate positive change.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Up the financial revolution that's got young Aussie's backs presents...Lucy Smalls is a semi-professional longboarder and filmmaker from Denmark in Western Australia. Her new film, CEIBO, charts the tensions beteween mining, colonialism, capitalism and indigenous communities in Ecuador. And surfing, of course. Get tickets here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billabong & Sun Bum Presents... Crunch Time! ATS Live in Mona Vale with Mark Warren, Sophie Scamps MP, Ace Buchan and Ben Brown. The Federal Election is upon us and we're touring the country whacking on town hall style meetings with legends, corelords, activists and independent MP's who are willing to stand up and demand the best out of this reptile influenced democracy for the sake of a better future for ALL SWELLIANS! Surf banter with a side of truth speak for those of you who actually wanna use your vote to instigate positive change.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Crust is a series celebrating the creme de la creme of crust lords from Australia's deep south. This week's guest is South Australia's first ever world tour surfer turned supercoach, Jarrad Howse. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ATS LIVE at the Daily Grind (GET TIX HERE) Presents... Blitzed: Pure. Tour. Nerdism. Portugal Pro Wrap. The Porch Comp is done and the Brazilian men have smoked the world in punchy beachbreaks yet again with Yago and Italo spinning like jumpin' sardines to dominate the podium. Meanwhile Marksie Brah and Gabriela Bryan take out the women's. Tough garn but some memorable waves none-the-less.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s guest is the iconoclastic Aussie filmmaker Kai Neville, who you may not know, hails from South Australia originally. He spent his early years down there where he was raised by a passionate surfer of a dad, who tragically lost his leg in a car crash on his way home from a surf trip east of Adelaide. It didn’t stop him though, the hellman that he is, eventually moving the family to the Sunny Coast so he could longboard the more forgiving point breaks of the Noosa region. And this is where Kai’s surfing journey really gets going - a journey that has produced a handful of the greatest surf films of the modern era.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Patagonia and Roaring Journals Magazine Presents... ATS & Notes From the End of the World LIVE from the Byron Bay Community Centre. Marinate in the community spirit of the Rainbow Region as Dave Rastovich, Lauren Lindsay Hill and Derek Hynd join Smivvy & Deadly to celebrate the launch of Patagonia's world class print edition of the Roaring Journals available now in all Patagonia stores! Get it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billabong’s BONG. Collection Presents… ATS Reg Ep Pacific Cone-a-palooza featuring the best and worst of Cyclone Alfie, Pipeline’s fortnight of terror, a quick skwizz at the upcoming Supertubos CT, musings on the Natural Selection send-fest, users and overs, Ask us a Questions and a whole lot more. Heaps filf! Sign up to get your First Aid up to date Swellians! SURFERS RESCUE - VIC SURFERS RESCUE - AUS Get on the Up Swellians!!! Download the ‘Up’ app and sign up in minutes. Use code 'UTFS' for $10 on signup (do it all from the comfort of your phone, no need to go to the bank or any of that bullsh*t). T&C's @ up.com.auSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A full Nick-Skits-Mega-Mix of Psyclonic Testimony and Conequest from the key players and core lords at the centre of one of the great swell events. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bonsoy Brainzo... the heaps smart surf trivia game presents... The Portuguese CT Spesh! It's stop 3 on the WSL World Championship Tour and it's been going for 15 years, but how well do you know the Meo Rip Curl Pro Portugal? This will test even the biggest fans of conny surfin' so suck back a Bonsoy Latte with Sardines on Toast and get stuck in! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bonsoy Brainzo... the heaps smart surf trivia game presents... The Portuguese CT Spesh! It's stop 3 on the WSL World Championship Tour and it's been going for 15 years, but how well do you know the Meo Rip Curl Pro Portugal? This will test even the biggest fans of conny surfin' so suck back a Bonsoy Latte with Sardines on Toast and get stuck in! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Childe - the Official eyewear of the Swellians Presents... CHOON: Ain't That Swell Noise Hour with Dustin Dollin Our guest today is none other than the hard chargin', hard livin', Aussie skateboarding iconoclast Dustin Dollin who rambles with Deadly about rippin' in, gettin' paid, gettin' broken, losin' mates, gettin' creative and making music with his band A Fine Mess. Indeed.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Up the financial revolution that's got young Aussie's backs presents... ATS Breaking News! As the fun and games wind up and everyone in sourthern Queensland and Far North NSW brace for impact TC Alfie impact, Mick "He's that fucken good" Fanning takes us inside three days of peeeeyeeewer coneage that will live in Kirra Point folklore forever! Get on the Up Swellians!!! Download the ‘Up’ app and sign up in minutes. Use code 'UTFS' for $10 on signup (do it all from the comfort of your phone, no need to go to the bank or any of that bullsh*t). T&C's @ up.com.auSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Up the financial revolution that's got young Aussie's backs presents... ATS Breaking News! Right Now Tropical Cyclone Alfred has unrolled the lippy and is humping the daylights out of the Queensland Points. Punters and Pros alike are packing it deluxe and one bloke who got more drained than most is Korbin Hutchings who joins the show to marinate in the vishnu! Get on the Up Swellians!!! Download the ‘Up’ app and sign up in minutes. Use code 'UTFS' for $10 on signup (do it all from the comfort of your phone, no need to go to the bank or any of that bullsh*t). T&C's @ up.com.auSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Daily Grind, SA’s premier family-owned and rider run surf and skate shop since '96 Presents… CRUST - South Oz Salts... a new show dedicated to shining a light on the surfers, shapers, dune dwellers and wild units who have carved out incredible ocean-going lives on some of the most swell punished and rugged coastline this continent has to offer. Disclaimer: No spot blow outs here! Just good old chinwags with the great characters of the Deep South! Our first guest is none other than Paul Gravelle, a South African born-South Aussie who's been shaping exquisite crafts for the SA and beyond surfers since the 70s. Hmaaaad! ATS LIVE & SWELLIAN PLONK COMING TO THE DAILY GRIND APRIL 5TH More details soon…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dometic CFX5 & Pico Swag Presents... ATS NEWS... The Passing of Tommy Peterson MP biographer and 549 Gold Cone Piece Award Winning Surf Gerno Sean Doherty joins ATS news for a doff of the Gath to surfing's Keith Richards Tommy Peterson who passed last week on the Gold Coast. Tommy lived hard, played hard and was an instrumental character during the early 70s surf scene contributing to the shortboard revolution and then later as the mastermind behind the Fireball Fish. Vale old mate. The last of his kind. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Childe - the official eyewear of the Swellians Presents... CHOON! The Swellian Noise Hour... Are heeyyeeew keeeeeeding me???!!! Smiv and Deadly sit down with one of the true greats of global comedy Jimeoin to discuss Glen Micro Hall's standing in the Irish surf community, growing up in Northern Ireland during The Troubles, and his geographical connection to Smivvy in the mean streets of Scum Valley! Ha! Too good! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

BROUGHT TO YOU BY UP BANK... Marti Paradisis is a former professional surfers and Shipsterns Bluff specialist who has just put out a book in conjunction with his Tasmanian underground surf scene called, When The Ocean Awakens. Get it here.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Afends - Byron Bay's Finest Purveyors of Hemp Stylings Presents... Blitzed! Pure. Nerdism. Smiv and Deadly somehow find plenty to love about the much maligned AB Dub Jacuzzi Conny, including the playful shreddery of Caity "Da Cat" Simmers, the Flare Bear antics of unbackable World Title favourite Italo Ferreira, and the chaotic intent of Indonesia's finest Rio Waida. Hmaaaaaaad!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billabong Fluid 2K Boardies Presents... An ATS Regular Episode spray of Smiiiiiiiiiiivlical proportions! Featuring: A deep dive into Caity Simmsie-brah's new film Blouse, a look at Jordy Smivvy's new clip Plus 27 and what's the go with the surfy crime spree affecting So Cal and East Coast Aus? There's the fattest c##nts to ever get coned, a classic Smivvy rant on the endless stitch-up of the system and the Swellians throw truth bombs directly into the mic for Ask us a Question. Get that up yas! Up... the financial revolution that's got young Aussie's backs! Takes 5 minutes to get on board. Fuck fees right off! SIGN UP HERE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brough to you by Dometic... Dean Fergus is a former professional bodyboarder and Chopes, Pipe, Sumatran Slab Warrior, who pioneered many of the waves that haver become a staple of stand-up surf films in the Sumatra region. We talk about the psycho Pipe wipeout that changed his life, his detour into addiction, rehab, and return to insane form and best years of his life, getting absolutely fucking slotted with not c*nt around.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dometic CFX5 and Pico Swag presents... BLITZED! Pure. Tour. Nerdism. Pipe Conny Wrap. The Lexus Pipe Pro delivered a monstro first up victory for the Woz with one of the all-time great days in Professional Surfing History forming the cream on a deliciously moist piece of competitive surfing cake. Gorge yaselves Swellians! UTFS!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

BROUGHT TO YOU BY DOMETIC...Dion Aigus is a professional freesurfer, filmmaker, fashion designer and innovator.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

BROUGH TO YOU BY DOMETIC...Tassie devil, Shippies psychopath, Pedra Branca paddle hmmmmmardmarn, and tradesman, Kelly NORD LORD Nordstrom went on an absolute heater during the monolithic SWELLPOCALYPSE that erupted at Jaws in late December. On his first attempt at surfing the place, riding a borrowed board he picked up from a boat in the channel, he was in everything! Riding bombs, dodging bombs, packing cones. SOMEBODY STOP HIM! HE'S SMOKING! We go deep inside the ride or die mentality, carnage and incredible feats of aquatic athleticism through the eyes of one of the stand outs during one of the greatest SWELLPOCALYPSES in living memory. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The RAT SHOW, Australia’s first Surf Trade Showcase went down in Cooly a couple of weeks back bringing together all corners of the industry organism for a good old fashioned ideas pow-wow and ya boys Smiv and Deadly sat down with perhaps the greatest ATS live panel ever curated! Between them a total of 8 World Titles, 7 Pipeline Masters, Countless Culture Changing Surf Film Parts, 6 Founders of Successful Surf Brands and one corn splitting anus puncture! Marinate in the lordishness!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bonsoy Presents... The Bonsoy Brainzo with Ronnie and Deadly Pipe Pro Spesh! The World's Best Surf Trivia Podcast in the whole World is back and so to is the velvety chords of Ronnie "John Stamos" Blakey in the Quizmasters day lounge. And in celebration of the new Woz season kicking off at Pipeline, Brainzo dives head first into the reef to bring you 20 questions dedicated to those who do battle at the Banzai. Can you get all of 'em correct and crown yourself ultimate Pipe Trivia Dweeb?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Usher World Club Challenge is well on its way to becoming the official world title of Club surfing. At this year's President's Dinner Smivvy and Deadly got the scoop from Rabs, Brillo and Uncle Theo about the big changes coming in the next two years including an Usher World Club Championship to be held at Trestles in California. Lock up ya garden hoses Southern California!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s guest is Jason Rice, a breath work innovator and former counter terrorism and customs patrol agent, who has previously appeared on the podcast to discuss breath work protocol, Apnea Survival. Today we discuss hunting, which Jason is also elite at, but, as you’ll learn, you can be too. Brought to you by Social Remedy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Surfers For Climate and TUBIES 2025 Presents… Cosmic Apricots live from the Trade Up Cup. In the victorious glow of the Pep 11 shut down, Surfers for Climate CEO Josh Kirkman reminds us that in this election year we’ve never been in a better position to hold the Enviro Vandals and giant reptilian corps Tax bludgers to account! And we drop in with a bunch of core lord Tradies who took part in the Inaugural Trade-up Cup to get their take on the sustainable building innovations that might just change the game entirely! $100 OFF TUBIES ENTRY Grab $100 off early bird tickets for our 2025 events, but only until February 2025!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Childe Eyewear - The official Skull Jelly Protectors of the Swellians Presents... CHOON! A new show about great noise and the magic units who make it! Music, comedy, drum circles, prayer bowls... if it has soul we're down! Our first guest is none other than goofy-footed Mudjimba shredlord Ziggy Alberts who used a series of unfortunate events to create one of the great Aussie musical success stories. A hmaaaad dude with plenty of wisdom to share his album New Love comes out on February 20th. Hmaaad! And get your Childe here... Official Eyewear of the Swellians Cop Zig's new album here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.