Empty The Tank

Mannnnn y'all know what the vibrations is. We're byke. Rested, excited to fill up your ear canals, and even more excited to argue with all of you over our plethora of talking points. You can expect to hear about 13% of the Burger King jingle earnings being given to legendary composer, Hans Zimmer. Our takes on the Eagles and Chiefs Super bowl and how the world will soon end due to the advances in the latest AI known as CHATGPT. As always our dialogue isn't complete without a couple rabbits holes being plunged into. We're excited to be back folks. Don't mistake our dialogue for us wanting to debate with you. Side note… we do. Let a rip.

Ben Affleck and Hemp/CBD/THC infused seltzers help us get this one started. Ben don't really look like a people person and are these infused seltzers a placebo?Evan takes us into his first day at the his new place of employment. Yes, Evan is back to the 9 to 5 employment format. Bets for how long this will last are being taken as we speak. Just DM the ETT page to inquire on odds.The boys then decipher multiple types of “shit” words. Horseshit, apeshit, bullshit, dogshit, and batshit capture our attention for the better part of 10 minutes.Watching the All Star game while complaining about the heat in our air conditioned venue pretty take us into the conclusion of this pod.

Its hot... as fuck. But we (and you) are here. Empty The Tank is an all weather and all season show.At inception, we pay homage to Matt Vasgersian and John Madden, and invent an alarm clock that involves a morning visit from THE Eric Byrnes.After that, well, we descend into chaos.The legend of Miss Twerksum is told, and Meg the Stallion continues to keep us in a headlock that we will not fight. We also discern the difference between twerking and "moving one's waistline". An important distinction for the culture.We then give a brief history of former Hyundai Unicorn/Pittsburgh Pirate Jung Ho Kang - a 3x Dui'er who has returned to South Korea. From there, NBA gambling is discussed, Elvis' death and diet is scrutinized and Evan makes a stunning confession.BoneAppleTea

Black, West Indian, and Dominican men are all the same. Literally. They just enact their shenanigans in different regions of the world. We're just lucky we get to see it all within the boroughs of NYC.A discussion on the Yankees and Mets domination as well as they comparability to the rest of the league. We go over the league in general as well as discuss possible player scenarios that might make Evan throw up.The BBL's are still going very strong. While we love to see it, we have to wonder if they're that good of an investment. For some situations, anyway.Mysteries of the world is what hits us next. Constant humming coming from nowhere and eternal lady mummies in China.Evan leaves us with a MASSIVE pause. Pause.

Hope you enjoyed the long weekend boys girls and pets, the boys are back. After a few days of watching other people play with fireworks we are behind the mics again, admiring female sportscasters, debating the logistics of playing the block, reflecting on NBA free agency and figuring out the best day of the week. All in under an hour. We amaze ourselves too. BoneAppleTea.

Gabe Kapler is yoked, Siddeeq's iPhone 8 is in need of a major upgrade, and Evan speaks on what type of people want listening to this podcast. Opening thoughts.Stay off of TikTok. The Chinese government is watching.French government trying to ban burkinis. They've already banned full face coverings for muslim women. The ignorance is unbelievable.We dive right in to college baseball and give our predictions on the final and the winner. In case you're unaware, we were both wrong. Congrats to Ole Miss on their first national championship.Would Derek Jeter be Derek Jeter if he wasn't a Yankee? Manny Ramirez doesn't think so.LIV Golf. Golf's newest tour backed by the Saudis. Looks coming from Phil Mickelson, Dustin Johnson, Kevin Na; to name a few.

Welcome Back Boys, Girls and Theys. We're back in your ears, Siddeeq has birthed many children (allegedly) and he loves Nicki Minaj. We lead off with one of our favorite pastimes, watching cringey Meek Mill videos. He really must of been a top tier drug dealer, because everything else looks difficult for him. Evan confesses that he ate expired ketchup, NASTY work, just like Stop & Shop's pricing.Stop and Shop leads us to reflect on inflation and the fact that we're definitely in a recession now, regardless of what they say on TV. But, there is good news, as rats are being trained to save your life if a building collapses, and college baseball has reached a new level in Omaha. As always, BoneAppleTea.

Get ready for ETT to delve into the scary yet beautiful facts about many animals that could very well eat you while you fight back. We move over many different animals and their many scary features. Evan escapes an altercation with a rhino and Siddeeq gets f***** top by a komodo dragon Just some fun facts that we decided to read off in case you didn't believe that we went crazy for no reason on this.Fully grown chimpanzees are 8x stronger than a full adult human male.Rhinos have a 5ft verticalDominoes tried to deliver pizzas with reindeer in Japan

Welcome Back to Friday Boys and Girls. It's the first Friday of June and the sun is shining. This episode your favorite two voices delve into the state of hitting in baseball today and the stunting of player development by older, non learning coaches. But thats the warm-up. Following that, we delve into conspiracies regarding the ocean, nuclear war, UFOs and fossil origins. Siddeeq is absolutely floored by the fact that the banks, notably HSBC, DGAF about climate change, and New Orleans could be fully underwater by 2050 and be turned into "The New Atlantis". We also find out what Monkeypox is and learn some random San Francisco facts. All in 50 Minutes. Take notes.

Evan's dropping a tape (maybe), those sun tanning mirrors you see in movies gotta be so bad for ya, and Diddy getting called a batty man? These are the things that take up our beginning thoughts on this episode.NYC bearing down (finally) with these speed cameras. You hated em when they first came out, then you realize 90mph down a one way ain't it. Cameras on 24/7 with multiple dense traffic locations being added.Siddeeq also gives us a very nice turning tip.Herschel Walker for U.S. Senate. I highly recommend you do some research instead of going off the name right here. Herschel Walker is yoked, has had a couple thousand yard seasons in the NFL, and is undefeated in his MMA career. From what we know, the U.S. senate ain't something we need him to try.21 cigs. 12 diet cokes. 6 bags of peanut M&M's. All over an 18-hole game of golf. Your first thought is that this concoction could kill a man, and you'd be right if you were speaking on any normal man. In this case, this winning formula can be attributed to the legend that is John Daly.Donaldson vs Anderson beef is stupid. Huge Anderson guys over here on ETT, but don't stretch it to not throw some actual hands. Donaldson, need a better excuse than it was a joke; you don't joke with people you ain't cool with. Please just don't ever call yourself Jackie Robinson again, either. That's brutal.

Happy Memorial Day Weekend Friday Boys and Girls.We're here like an annoying pimple on prom day and ready to send you off into the 3 day weekend amidst an old fashioned NYC heat wave.This send off begins with your weekly reminder that Amber Heard is a bad person and that if you are an aspriring ballplayer, WATCH THE GAME. We then debate Jazz Chisolm and Hunter Greene's respective gloves before delving into:Mike Freeman's 10 Worst Fan Bases,The Eagles' Jail under the stadium (yes it was real) and Siddeeq's lack of faith in the NY Giants ownership. and Elon Musk going full Deshaun Watson in hopes of a happy ending and then declaring himself a Republican. BoneAppleTea

We didn't want to do it but we had to do. Today's episode starts off with a debrief of the Buffalo shooter. We let our gripes and condolences run free in this section.We then take a little hiatus to feel some more positive energy while speaking on Steamboat Springs, Colorado. Imma be there if you need me. Don't need me.Kevin Samuels' tragic passing is our next order of business. A man that we like to refer to as the equalizer between the sexes. The realest to ever speak on the many intricacies between the two sexes.

Welcome Back to Friday boys girls and pets. We're in the booth with a special guest today, Stuffy Deeq. Somehow after 23+ years, he developed allergies, and now he's sampling allergy medicines like the buffet at Golden Corral. So if you turned on this podcast for allergy medicine reviews and advice, you've come to the right place.After debating allergies, we do a quick drip check on MLB umpires, who have been wearing heat on the diamond. Just hope they didn't cop from StockX, who is currently being sued by Nike for selling fakes - nasty work. Finally, we wrap up with some CP3/Doc Rivers/James Harden slander and some Trout/Ohtani praise. Allergies are the devil, Mike Trout is unreal. BoneAppleTea

We start our roll today by the continuing education of the game of basketball. Specifically in the NBA. Evan sets us off by educating Siddeeq on the specific greatness of Shaq. For him to be averaging over 20ppg is absolutely ridiculous. We then drift off into the dynamic of the game changing due to the 3 point line being introduced in 1979.We then find ourselves speaking on the recent RICO charge that Young Thug, Gunna, and the entire YSL label are dealing with currently. We do our best to explain the situation in general and in its specificity while also expressing our disdain towards the situation. #FREETHUGQuick pivot to Pluto Hendrixx and addressing his 8th #1 studio album. Somebody thank Gucci Mane.Lastly, our critic hats are put on as we discuss The Batman and Doctor Strange 2. Robert Pattinson, Zoe Kravitz, America Chavez and Elizabeth Olsen. Sprinkle in some Thor while we're at it. We are the only review you need btw. DISCLAIMER - Wandavision, The Batman, and Doctor Strange 2 spoilers.

Congratulations on making it to another Friday boys and girls. We're locked and loaded. WARNING: during this podcast, strange events repeatedly occurred. From Madison Bumgarner being baited into violence by an umpire to a stadium worker being concussed by a foul ball. We do not know if that will carry over to our listeners but that's a risk you'll have to take. A worthy risk though, as we discuss Malcolm Nance volunteering and going to war in and for Ukraine, an island of snakes, a Doomsday Vault no one can visit, Chinese armies being buried alive and the Coca-Cola formula.You're Welcome.

Evan decides to be Pop Smoke (RIP) for the first couple minutes of today's episode.Once we get past that it's a relatively smooth ride into a “sexcapade” that took place in a waterfront property by the wonderful agents of Brown Harris Stevens. Guess nobody mentioned they had cameras in the master bedroom. Bright side; you can add surveillance system to the listing.Abortion. We have no clue why this is on the docket. It real annoying that we keep having to have this conversation. Overturning Roe v. Wade is absolutely ridiculous. This will be our stance from now until the end of time; No uterus, no fucking opinion.The state of the world is an interesting topic right now simply because our generation has never been in a situation we're in currently. It seems as though we find out our leaders are doing something ridiculous every other day. Scary hours.To end on a good note, Alyssa Nakken. First woman to ever coach an MLB game at any capacity. A beautiful movement for our game and we hope this is the beginning of many more to come.

PSA:We here at ETT would like to remind you of the following things: Mike Tyson is from Brownsville, he has enough money to do whatever he wants and he is still extremely dangerous. The numbskull that threw a water bottle at Tyson on a plane found this our first hand. Don't be like him. Please. Or do, the video was hysterical.Moving on, Elon now owns Twitter and the future of twitter has been wildly debated, Apparently some (Shaun King) think that Elon dropped over $50 BILLION, to allow white supremacists to go dummy on the Bird (as if this doesn't already happen).We then get to the current state of NYC, the increasing chaos in the Bronx and being a constructive part of your community - be self accountable mamaos. Fuck Amber Heard - Sincerely.

Siddeeq opens this episode with speaking on his experience of DJ'ing and vibing out at a gay bar this weekend. Quality drinks, quality people, and the hookitz, of course. While this is only his second experience he encourages you all to follow in his lead and enjoy something new.We always find ourselves speaking on the Yankee fans and their absurdity about various games, trades, and wins/losses. We're not even in May yet people. Chill. We rattle off absurd tweets that, in our opinion, will not age well or are just plain ludacris.Evan gives us a detailed backstory of the man they call Richie Incognito and his bullying of grown men in the NFL.Elon Musk buying Twitter. Listen in as we speak on why this wouldn't happen. LOL.Yankee fans. We've lost count of how many times we've had to tell you. CHILL.

Monday again, sheesh. We here tho, and words are hard to pronounce. Trevor Bauer may be exonerated but not in the eyes of his peers. A Texas pitcher "speared" a batter whom hit a home run off of him and reminded him rudely. Siddeeq got the hiccups. We're addicted to being busy. Being still is the goal. High school was/is a zoo. Life is brazy, people are just adapting to it as best they can. BoneAppleTea.

Our opening nonsense begins with Juan Soto's greatness, our potential trips throughout the rest of the year, and the ocks selling weed now.The Yankees are a hot topic this episode as Siddeeq has certain qualms about certain players. As a Yankee fan it's normal to be frustrated with the slightest inconvenience but he believes some of his points are warranted. With the help of Evan, they tackle the many issues with facts and profanity.Lebanon' Central Bank is bankrupt. Allegedly, according to the Prime Minister. On the other side, the Governor of the Central Bank allegedly says it isn't. We dig in to this and find out that Lebanon has no liquidity but still possesses solvency. For those that don't know the difference, please tune in to find out.Catch a quick info session with Diamond Pillar's very own Evan Brown as he helps us understand what this 5% mortgage rate actually means.

Congratulations on making it back to Monday. ETT is here as usual to soothe your soul and fill your eardrums.Siddeeq speaks on his observance of Ramadan while Evan reflects on how annoying Siddeeq becomes when he abstains from his vices.Siddeeq then coins a new name for Margaritas, "Marg-A-Largs" and then we debate whether there are more CDLs or more BBLs in the 4 boroughs. We also learn of a "Limb-Lengthening" surgery, that can add up to 5 inches (of height). Short Kings everywhere rejoice!From there we somehow get to Adam Schefter and his book about his wife's late husband, whom he never met. Yeah we don't know either. We climax this episode with Tom Brady's master plan of "retirement".You're Welcome.

Hideki Matsui, Assisted Squat Racks, and Evan's allergies. Please be prepared for loud, obnoxious sneezes.The title is indicative of our first topic of conversation which has Deeq explain how fired up he gets when someone gives him 110% effort, regardless of the result. Evan chimes in on Siddeeq's point of educators having a special role in society.BASEBALL'S BACK and we couldn't be more excited. We spiral into what we, individually, are excited to see for this season. Players coming off the IL, insanely talented rookies, and teams that have made power moves throughout the offseason fill this segment.OJ Simspon being woken up by multiple white women in a dorm, BNB, hotel, or whatever is was is wild. What we want to know is the backstory. Give us some damn context (not that it'll matter because we'll pretty much believe anything when it comes to OJ at this point)Russel Wilson The Square vs. Future The Toxic King. We love em both but this debate sparks a bigger debate about the mentality of this generations thinking in regards to types of men.

Happy Monday Famborghinis. We're back in your eardrums, for better or worse. We mull some theories about the universe and the fate of other planets and then we hop from ice volcanoes (WTF) to the tallest building in the world to Giannis Antetokounmpo to the price of filling up a Ferrari, Very normal thought progression we know.BoneAppleTea.

Welcome Back to Friday boys, girls and pets. You made it through another week of a rapidly declining world. Cheers to us. We're here with a gumbo of topics.I don't have a clever way of stitching these together, so I'm just going to throw them at you as fast as I can. Alexa Demie - 24KGolden - Male Birth Control - Megan Good - Baseball Signs - Gynecologists - NFL Offseason.You're Welcome and BoneAppleTea.

Weight training requires some serious pushing/tightening of the core area. Relieving yourself also requires the same type of push that comes from the same area. We speak on the Olympic weightlifter, Hunter Henderson, peeing on the deadlift platform at her gym. To be fair she does suffer from SUI (Stress Urinary Incontinence) which causes involuntary peeing when there is sudden pressure on the bladder and urethra.This conversation brings us into the general house hygiene that people have. Especially with pets. Wipe ya pets down. End of story.NYC has started the process of cleaning up the homeless encampments scattered all around the city. While some might say that it's wrong and we should leave them alone, others would say it's good that we're cleaning the city up. Examples such as San Francisco were used to push the cleaning of the city before it gets more out of control.On Running shoes hitting the world hard. We've seen an influx of people wearing these shoes. We delve into the plethora of reasons why these shoes have blown up. Lulu Lemon is a comparable situation.Will Smith slapped Chris Rock while giving his intro at the Oscars this year. Listen in to hear all the takes you might or might not like.

Dangerously horny entities take up the beginning of this ETT ensemble. Deshaun Watson and Khamayah's hit single “1-800-Im-Horny” to be specific. Someone tell us how that song was put into production and how Deshaun finessed his way into a $230mil contract (ALL GUARANTEED).Evan introduces Siddeeq to Babytron music videos. Not much to it. Detroit sits at the top of the drill game right now but these music videos gotta involve a heavier feminine presence. Filming in an Airbnb with guns and a whole lotta dudes only goes so far.Athletics have always had clear distinctions as to who competes in male and women's sports. Let's throw a wrench in it, transgender athletes. Now those lines are becoming blurred with many transgender athletes moving over to their new respective are in their various sports. We speak on Lia Thomas winning the NCAA Division 1 swimming title and Facebook couldn't be angrier.

Friday is back, ETT is back and so is MLB. The owners are still cheap schmucks (minus Cohen, the Steinbrenners and a select few) but this isn't about them. This is about Ohtani throwing 100 MPH and then hitting a ball to Pluto the next inning. And for that, we are thankful. At this point, we've foreshadowed the obvious, this is an episode devoted to baseball. We speak on what flows quickest to the mind such as:the Yankees and the state of the AL Eastthe Reds (also known as the Quitters/Broke Boys)A man that has chosen to remain in hell (Joey Votto)A man who needs a personal driver in the worst way (Fernando Tatis Jr.) and even correctly predict where Trevor Story signs. We even chew on what it'd be like to manage a MLB team. So in other words...BoneAppleTea.

How long should foreplay last? Evans opens up this ensemble with this question. Depending on the horniness, Siddeeq says, is the answer to that. The nice weather has got us feeling extra nonsensical.Daylights Savings time will never be a thing after 2023 if Mr. Byron decides to sign the Sunshine Protection Act into effect. A natural consequence to this will be an uprising of technology that will eventually take over the world. Eventually we will have to abide by President Biden's phone to give us the correct time. Will it affect our sleep in a major way? It shouldn't, get the fuck outta bed, jackass.We get into it with a scary statistic for men on dating sites. 90% of women are looking for 6% of men. Specifically speaking on the 6% of men who are 6'7 and up. We delve into the various reasons as to why this might be and how the short kings catching no breaks.Finally, an update on the Russia-Ukraine conflict. Russia is “losing” this war and Zelensky is still a real nigga.

Wine, mimosas, and plants take up the first quarter of this episode. Specifically, harping on a wine tasting experience being a must, needing an unhealthy (possibly) amount of mimosas, and Siddeeq becoming an interior decorator.1.4 billion pounds of cheese owned by ONE entity. Who? The good-ole US government. A wild thing to write, let alone say out loud. Deeq and Ev go on a rant about food assistance programs started by the surplus of cheese (fucked), comparing cheese and coffee to tea and biscuits, and finally designing our own version of what the facility used to store this ungodly amount of cheese would look like.Cheese sparks our next debacle; the quality of school lunches. The cheese pizza was a staple of the school lunch ensemble; good or bad, it never missed a day. We then go on to happier times with the evolution of tastier lunch options in our matriculation, highlighting the amazingness of a warm cookie.The inner circle captivates the next few moments of our lives. The first inner circle you created way back when being different from the current inner circle is an obvious evolution but its nice to reflect on. Spending significant amount of time with someone, someone you share direction of life with, should align them with a permanent residence of the inner circle.The CEO of Estee Lauder decided to post an obscene Sesame Street meme that incorporated the n-word while being COVID propaganda themed.

Monday is back and so are we, just like your toxic ex you backslide with every few months. We get your week started with some fruit talk and Steve Harvey's SHOCKING net worth before delving into Siddeeq's journey through the new Kanye West documentary and Virgil's relationship with Kanye. We also answer the oft-debate question: is Kanye a genius?BoneAppleTea

ETT is back in the stu like we left our car keys (or backwoods). And we have the pleasure of sitting down with Southside's own M.V1.We speak on his start into the world that is music, his influences and motivation, as well as his creative process and what's to come.He's a self-described humble, dedicated individual who sees perfection as the only way to describe his music - Like his BRAND NEW EP ‘Pressher”.Run that up ladies, and to the kings, M.V1 communicating what ya BEEN wanting to say.And while M.V1 communicates with your ears, we ramble about bottomless mimosas, social media, the plethora of exquisite hispanic weather women, and the NYC drill scene.Follow us @empty_thetank on IG. You can find M.V1 @m.v1__ (2 underscores)'PRESSHER' out now on Apple and Spotify, just like this podcast.

Haikus, Suliloqys, and the miracle of the major leagues.ETT delves into the massive wealth surrounding Texas University. A PJ for each athletic team while also being a self sustaining athletic program. WE then circle to the inevitable, college kids should be getting paid, if not for them, then at least their families.In light of the ongoing Russia-Ukraine conflict Evan hatches a plan that involves the likes of Thug, and Gunna with an appearance from 21 Savage. Thug's crooning, and Gunna's flow could win this war but it'd be more fun to intimidate Putin with ATL's finest and a whole lotta guns.It's the MLB vs MLBPA. Some might argue for the owners and some might argue for the players. The truth is the only ones really getting hurts are the fans who waited months to see the season get rolling again. US. As of right now, spring training isn't happening and the first two series of the year have been cancelled. Tragic.

Welcome Back to Friday Mamaos. We're back in your ear canals to guide you to and through the weekend.Siddeeq starts us off hot by curving Selma Hayek for baseball and manifesting his future Business owner desires. We then discuss company morale and the fact that everyone hates the boss, whether thats fair or not is up to you. Eventually that rabbit hole leads us into discussing our first cars, and the fond memories we have of them breaking down at various junctures.And finally, Evan gets into the current state of the US, how we can save it, and how the government needs to incentivize people to move to the MidWest and pull out less.BoneAppleTea.

We start this episode off with a story about Mr. Odell Walker Jr. More specifically a first hand account of a women trying to meet up with Odell Walker Jr. A lot of sketchy texts, no clear answers, and whole lot of smittntiness. This situation mimics the tinder Swindler except that the money and clout he used was sorta real.Being rushed in life. People getting married and buying houses while you're still trying to make your money. We stride over to entrepreneurship not being a straight path. We get it how we get it. All in all, move at your own speed and worry less about everyone else. They not worrying about you.War on drugs being lost still. Opioids being given out for surgery and/or serious injuries are winning. 800mL ibuprofen still hit though.Once again. Crypto. Get you some.

Happy Friday and congratulations to you on making it another week with us inside your hearing apparatuses.In the last few days since we last massaged your ear canals, Putin has invaded Ukraine, we learned that a man has used tinder to finesse rich women out of $10 million + and we had a mid-pod intervention. A lots going on to say the least. At least college baseball is back. BoneAppleTea.

A man balancing many objects on his mouth region. Yes, that statement is accurate. Nevertheless, impressive. The initial nonsense jumps to Siddeeq shortening the word February, and us speaking on the up and down weather.Dinner with 3 people of your choice, dead or alive. Hitler's got a seat at Jonathan Allen's table. For sure a hot take but not necessarily wrong.Michael Jackson is that guy. The fainting of women upon his striking a pose on stage is legend status alone.We speak on the Drake hate. Man makes high quality music. AIn't two ways about it. Big fans of Drake.All I all, Hitler sitting at the same dinner table as us deserves nothing less than a vicious slap to the facial area. Possibly followed by a beating.Song: Image by Masicka

Welcome Back to ETT, its Friday and our Tanks are full and ready to be emptied into your headphones of choice. We've got a hell of a show today, as we bounce around from GTA to the metaverse and even delve into our brief and unremarkable basketball careers, while recruiting Kevin Durant for our 3 on 3 team. Then we get into the meat (pause) of our show, and talk about the new Biden policy and whether or not he is handing out crack pipes (spoiler: he's not, let's use our heads). However, this policy is a different tactic in the "war on drugs" that the United States has been very much losing and worth consideration and deliberation. Also, NYC mask mandate is gone - NYC BYKE.BoneAppleTea.

It's Friday, so congratulations to you for making it to the weekend. But Monday is Valentine's day and you still don't have a gift for your lover(s). Lucky for you, ETT is here, with our favorite female podcast, XYXX.We cover everything, from our porn watching origins, splitting the bill as a couple to the insanity of the length of the General Hospital series.But you're here for Valentine's day help. So we focus up and touch on: whether a man should have to ask his girl to be his valentine, surprise girlfriends/boyfriends popping up on social media on V-Day, gifts for your partners, our ideal V-Day dates, couple's happy endings and (TRIGGER WARNING) why women often drop the ball with gifts.ETT then analyzes the V-Day gifts of the XYXX team and help them with their women's sexual help business. "Call Jizzy Jaz if you need help with how to gag."Check out the full visual on Youtube, we look even better than we sound. BoneAppleTea

Welcome Back to Monday Boys and Girls and especially, all my NYC kings. Rihanna is pregnant, and has officially solidified us as the best men in the world. It is a glorious day. If you disagree, that's really your problem and keep that negativity to yourself. We watch Kings vs Knicks, a dumpster fire that Evan decides to bet on live during the show. As Evan agonizingly loses money, we discuss Lebron James' new Crypto partnership for his school, the horror of Eminem lyrics, and the NFL playoffs. BoneAppleTeaEminem - Without Me

We start our snow day with talk about one of the greatest, if not the greatest baseball player to ever do it; Barry Bonds. His career numbers/seasonal numbers are video game-like. It brings us to acknowledge some of the other tanks in baseball back then. A-Rod, Sammy Sosa, Mark McGwire.After this pretty well put together intro, we descend into rabbit hole upon rabbit hole. Reg snow day vibes.It pretty much goes Asian contractor vans, college basketball draftees, Fahrenheit 451 and George Orwells 1984 (I mistake this for Edgar Allen Poes' “The Crow”), reading books that invigorate the creative, inspirational, and fantasy type world inside our mind.We end this one with a question Siddeeq was posed.. Why and Who says it wasn't okay for someone like Donald Trump to speak they way he spoke on social media?Song: Top Off by Gunna

Monday is a motherfucker, every 6 days it's back in your face - no exceptions. ETT aspires to be like Monday. We liven up your commute by analyzing the talent gaps between the NCAA and pro sports, as well as the Texas Ranger's recent awakening. We then debate getting respect the "David Goggins way" and how his trauma drives him. Then we get into how our past trauma/experience affects everything, even our sex lives. Then we get into a question that had unexpected weight:Which is stronger, presence or absence?BoneAppleTeaJayZ - Imaginary Players

We speak on Evan's toxicity and then trail into Brittney Renner's authenticity and the ramifications that come with that.We also needle these male dominant podcasts to stop bashing women, specifically women of color, cause you're getting all of us LAMBASTED on Twitter and in general. Understand what your platform can do when you say things of the positive or negative variety.We recap on the fantastic weekend of football we had and revel on having another one. Joe Burrow is the real deal, Pat Mahomes and Josh Allen are absolute gunslingers, Stafford over Brady is interesting (Brady still the GOAT), and Rodgers losing at home is tragic, hilarious and completely unexpected.Finally we drift upon Jean-Jaques Savin. A French adventurer who died over the weekend after trying to row across the Atlantic Ocean in a sea pod of some sort. We rabbit hole into the many attempts, failures, and hardships there are when climbing Mount Everest and settle upon “death as an adventurer” being the best way to go.Song: Clarity by Zedd ft. Foxes

Happy Monday famborghinis. ETT back in ya ears like we left our to-go plate in your mother's kitchen.We only discuss important things on Mondays, such as portable shitters, George Costanza laying down the pipe and Siddeeq's hate of kittens and sex. Then we throw in some Chris Paul slander for taste.Ultimately we end up debating the 4 day work week, the realness of the latest Boston Dyanmics killer robot (they should stop, this is iRobot type shit) and the new bill in Florida that closely resembles the Critical Race Theory Bill passed in Texas.You're Welcome.SaBu-Westside Gunn

Siddeeq gets exposed to Hotep Jesus and forces Evan to watch a portion from his time on the Joe Rogan podcast. This specific portion of the podcast references the first slaves that were brought over; or rather not brought over. We discuss Siddeeq's naivety to this portion of black history as well delve into life back then. Horniness and all. Side note.. porn is so bad for you.These kids are young and dumb and deserve to be told they are young and very dumb. Gateway to more disrespectful behavior is calling you by your first name.Cracker Barrel on some bullshit. Served a man a glass full of kitchen chemicals instead of water. Make it make sense.Evan and Siddeeq would also like a VIP pass inside the thought process of some of the things females do. Ev needs the wonderful females who listen to ETT, and those who don't, to send him more life hacks while Siddeeq needs one who can cut out coupons for him.Song: Some Bwoy by Tommy Lee Sparta

Welcome Back to Monday and Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day Boys and Girls. We spend this episode bouncing around like your little nephew after too much candy. From Kevin Porter Jr. to Muslims and Elon Musk in China to the Cars of Puerto Rican men. But most importantly, we try to figure out what era of music we're in. Are all the legends gone? How did our parents get Michael Jackson and Prince, at the SAME time?We try to figure this out and then we try to teach Siddeeq golf. Spoiler - didn't go well.BoneAppleTea Pushin' P - Gunna, Future, Young Thug

Ev starts to sing and all of a sudden we're talking about the difference between LP's and EP's then we end up diving into the late Pop Smoke and Welcome To The Party. Side note… these songs sound better in Dyckman. Our parents really got it done. In more ways than one.. But we're learning now some of the habits created by them are not necessarily a good thing. Siddeeq gotta stop touching toilet seats. NFL Playoff Picture. Send your bets in now. ***WE deeply apologize for some of the audio trouble in this one as well as faking you out in the first 30 seconds. WE know it hurt but it had to be done. Song: Die Alone by Gunna & Chris Brown ft. Young Bleu

Is it really a Monday if ETT doesn't drop? We welcome you to a new week with the discourse you didn't know you needed. We discuss Texas gun laws, the sad state of NY (NJ) football and Antonio Brown's mental health. Finally, we end with our New Years Resolutions and touch on maybe the greatest name that was ever created: D'Brickashaw Ferguson.BoneAppleTea.Street Sweeper - Gunna & Future

We begin the banter with a nod to James Krashinski and Steve Carrel; specifically Steve Carrels' incredible run of shows/movies beginning in 2005. The West Indian Christmas gift experience. Come check out how to maneuver that with grace and success. The luck and grace of being born into a situation thats full of opportunity. AKA the USThe Ghislaine Maxwell trials leads us into our bigger topic of this episode; is pedophilia a sexual preference?Song: Up, Up and Away by Lil Wayne

Ms. Hildabee starts off this pod with affixing our teeth with our chosen gems. We then sit down to talk about all things tooth gems; including but not limited too, her inception into the industry, a little history of tooth gems dating back to ancient Egypt, and some of her tooth gem experiences. Being the podcast that we are, we had to sprinkle in just a tad but of nonsense that isn't actually nonsense. From our specific scent that others smell, to Will and Jada sharing too much, and even growing up in societies where Malcom X is an unknown figure. We packed this pod with a lot of great talking points as well and overall atmosphere. Song: Wild For The Night by A$AP Rocky ft Skrillex and Birdy Nam Nam

'Tis the season, we're back in the festive spirit (kind of) with some nonsense and some holiday cheer. Such as... wrapping paper vibes, Queens drill rap x Christmas, Virgil's 3% rule, Harry Belafonte, COVID ruining the Holiday Spirit and the Omarion Virant going crazy.Then we rant on proper gift giving etiquette (don't overthink it), our need for secretaries and Siddeeq's hate of Etch-a-sketches. RIP Gregory IsaacsMerry Christmas Boys and Girls. All I Want For Christmas Remix - Ewan Carter

Friday. 7 Days until Christmas Eve. ETT in ya ears. What more can you ask for?We start off insulting the management team of a small business before delving into the minutia of the bible and other religious texts. That's about the first 15 minutes. Siddeeq somehow knows the heights of Adam and Eve (how the fuck) and Evan tries to get Adam an NBA career. From there, we debate whether you're more educated with a college degree and then laugh (and cringe) at the Robert Sarver (owner of the Phoenix Suns) allegations. BoneAppleTeaNever - Dom Kennedy