Everyone Dies In Sunderland: A podcast about growing up terrified in the eighties and nineties

Follow Everyone Dies In Sunderland: A podcast about growing up terrified in the eighties and nineties
Share on
Copy link to clipboard

Everyone Dies In Sunderland is a podcast about growing up terrified in the eighties and nineties. Ah, the good old days. People left their front doors unlocked. Children played out in the street. Everyone got burgled. Children got murdered, like, most days. Then there was Mad-Cow Disease and the Animals of Farthing Wood. It was a truly terrifying time to be a child. And those children are adults now. Adults with children and mortgages and Senseo Machines and jobs with actual responsibilities.And three of them have started a podcast where they laugh nihilistically at their own childhood trauma. Each week John, Gareth and Claire travel back to a year of their childhoods in North East England - like a True Crime Geordie Quantum Leap - and talk about what scared and scarred them that year, taking a closer look at one of the notorious crimes which were happening within walking distance of their childhood homes while they were watching Going Live.

Everyone Dies In Sunderland


    • Jun 11, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 1m AVG DURATION
    • 34 EPISODES


    Search for episodes from Everyone Dies In Sunderland: A podcast about growing up terrified in the eighties and nineties with a specific topic:

    Latest episodes from Everyone Dies In Sunderland: A podcast about growing up terrified in the eighties and nineties

    PMs in the DMs: Anthony Eden

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2023 63:46


    Hello, this is PMs in your DMs - it's like Tinder, except with Prime Ministers This panel show from the makers of Everyone Dies In Sunderland takes two of the 54 men and 3 women to have been the British Prime Minister and imagine they've matched with one of our panel on a dating app – are they swiping left or are they swiping right? In show one, Hannah said she would immediately rule out any man called Anth from Sunderland – so what will she make of Anthony Eden, a Prime Minister called Anth from Spennymoor? Are she and Claire prepared to overlook that time he took a load of speed and invaded Egypt and his slightly iffy relationship with his bosses' niece? Let's find out! Like a totally normal history podcast, we also have cocktail advice, a discussion of which order you'd lick the Jonas Brothers in and repeated use of the phrase “boaty boaty ship ship”.

    Everyone Dies In Sunderland presents... PMs in the DMs!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2023 71:46


    Hello, this is PMs in your DMs It's like Tinder, except with Prime Ministers In this panel show from the makers of Everyone Dies In Sunderland we take two of the 54 men and 3 women to have been the British Prime Minister and imagine they've matched with one of our panel on a dating app – are they swiping left or are they swiping right? And by the end, we hope to know for certain which UK Prime Minster Consett's Premier Ellie Kemper Impersonator would feel the most comfortable with one of her friends dating. In this pilot show we meet two Prime Ministers, one looked a bit like Johnnie Lee Miller, ran away from the circus to become an accountant, inspired David Bowie and survived an actual assassination attempt. And another whose middle name really was “boner” 

    Everyone Dies In Sunderland's Christmas Presents

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2022 22:03


    You know when Noel Edmonds would turn up in a helicopter on Christmas morning to deliver Christmas presents to deserving members of the public? Even through there was no indication they wanted him to?We don't have a helicopter, but we do have 22 minutes of bloopers from the last 12 months – SOME OF IT ORIGINALLY CUT FOR PROFANITY AND ALL OF IT WE HOPE YOU KNOW WE'RE JOKING – including some extra chat with our friends Scarred for Life.  Carnations you mistook for roses, that's us. Anecdotes about John's appearance on Pointless are going to be our version of Joe Cornish's story about Steven Spielberg, aren't they? Second Easter Egg as you're probably  aware of Taylor Swift."I'm on a date with God and he's drunk"

    Tiny Supervillans (It's 1996 and Claire is introduced to Mr Pinkwhistle)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2022 64:11


    In the mid 1990s Britain carried out an interesting social experiment to see if taking a children from a chaotic and poverty-ridden childhood in some of most deprived parts of the North, giving them a dehumanising nickname, making them some kind of weird celebrity, and repeatedly publicly condemning in the hope that would stop their offending behaviour.Rat boy. Spider boy. Worm boy. Boomerang boy. Balaclava boy. The singing defective.  Who were they? And what became of them? Did widespread national condemnation work?Spoiler alert: It didn't work.But this is a time when the government literally wanted the justice system to, and this is a quote from the Prime Minister “understand less and condemn more”  And it's the story of a region too, and by that I mean, this is what they thought of us back then. DID SOMEONE SAY LISTENER OFFER! LISTEN TO FIND OUT HOW YOU CAN GET 20% OF A SPIRIT SEEKERS GHOST HUNT NEAR YOU!*It's 1996! Jarvis Cocker wiggles his bum and then gets beaten up by a man dressed as Buddha! Chas Chandler dies – but not before he'd helped Jimi Hendrix busk near Byker (but not near Byker Grove)! Babylon Zoo spend more time at number one than Liz Truss did at number 10 (or did they?)John creatively fills that fiscal black hole we've heard so much about. Gareth introduces Claire to Mr Pinkwhistle. Roy of the Rovers gets seriously weird.Who are your bewildering local heroes? People like Lord Latif or the guy from Durham who looks like Mario? Is he a lecturer at the university or did John dream that?You can reach us on email everyonediesinsunderland@gmail.com, on Twitter at @everyonediespod, on Facebook and Instagram. Our theme music is performed and written by The Way Out, was it not? Usually though, it's “Steady Away” by Pete Dilley and can be found on his album Half-truths and Hearsay which you can/should buy/stream here because he's got a kid on the way and kids need shoes. https://petedilley.bandcamp.com/album/half-truths-and-hearsay  It's me. Hi. I'm the problem, it's me. *As long as you live in Sunderland. 

    The Devil's Bridge - the site of Britain's worst road accident. Twice.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2022 42:48


    Something particularly alarming about growing up in the eighties and nineties was how ambivalent everyone was about basic road safety – even though horrific accidents happened with terrifying regularity. In June 1925, the brakes failed on a coach as it made its way down a steep hill at Dibbles Bridge, in North Yorkshire. Seven people would die in what was at the time the worst road accident in British history. Fifty years later, thirty three people would die at Dibble's Bridge in identical circumstances. Nearly fifty years on, this crash remains the worst road accident in British history.It took another 20 years for seatbelts to become mandatory on coaches. Along the way: David Bowie ingratiates himself with the people of Sunderland! John Pertwee takes a very unorthodox approach to convincing electrical retailers to sell their customers extended washing machine warranties! Ben Wishaw smells lovely! Jimmy Nail thinks she's lying (she's lying)! The gang behind THE OFFICIAL PODCAST OF STACEY SOLOMON SCENTED AIR FRESHNERS also recall the first time they were censored. Young Gareth accidentally doodles boobs. Young Claire defaces her Snatch. Young John articulates a trees-eye view of nuclear war between Britain and America Wogglebox IslandYou can reach us on email everyonediesinsunderland@gmail.com, on Twitter at @everyonediespod, on Facebook and Instagram. Our theme music is “Steady Away” by Pete Dilley and can be found on his album Half-truths and Hearsay which you can/should buy/stream here: https://petedilley.bandcamp.com/album/half-truths-and-hearsay   “Well I'm love forty down And I can well recall the age my father reached the ancient age That I'm now staring down Through the barrel of my fourth decade and honestly I am afraid 

    Jack the Stripper (Or, Little Chef – Don't Die of Ignorance)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2022 67:49


    Between 1964 and 1965 a still unidentified serial killer took the lives of six sex workers in London, earning the nickname “Jack the Stripper” as their bodies were left naked or undressed in public. Was the killer someone famous enough to have had their own This is Your Life and had Bruce Forsyth as a pallbearer at their funeral?  This is a story with everything. The Krays. The Masons. James Bond, The Profumo Scandal, a beloved sport-star turned TV personality, his boyfriend, the popstar, soon to die in mysterious circumstances, Dave Allen, Bob Monkhouse, and the most extraordinary – if horrible - murder weapon this or any other podcast will ever feature.Does it have any connection to the 1990s or the North East though? Probably. We also remember the absolute state of eating out in the eighties and nineties. The Wimpy Bender! The Little Chef having a logo which was literally a man sticking his fingers down this throat! BHS AS A RESTAURANT! Along the way: Bread the Board Game, Gazza the Board Game and Cluedo the TV show.What do you think the worst board game of the eighties and nineties? And what was the worst tourist attraction your parents dragged you to when it wasn't raining?You can reach us on email everyonediesinsunderland@gmail.com, on Twitter at @everyonediespod, on Facebook and Instagram. Our theme music is “Steady Away” by Pete Dilley and can be found on his album Half-truths and Hearsay which you can/should buy/stream here: https://petedilley.bandcamp.com/album/half-truths-and-hearsay  “Freddie Mills is Dead, Freddie Mills is Dead, Dead Fred, Dead Fred, Dead Fred/ FRED'S DEAD! BROWN BREAD! FREDDIE MILLS IS DEAD!” 

    The man who admitted to killing 300 people in the local press

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2022 67:51


    In today's show we revisit the time in 1999 when a Northumberland doctor casually admitted to killing 300 people in a local TV interview.I'm genuinely surprised you don't remember.Doctor David Moor was a much loved GP who would often appear in the regional media as a local medical expert. But one such appearance would lead to him facing a murder charge for helping an apparently terminally ill patient to die. But was Britain's approach to end-of-life care what was really on trial? And if this was murder, does that mean the Queen's Granddad got murdered too?40 years earlier another doctor – John Bodkin Adams – had found himself in a similar position. Was Adams a pioneering doctor who changed the face of palliative care? Or was he lethally useless and more of a danger to his patients than their medical conditions? Or he was he, in fact, literally Britain's most prolific serial killer?Along the way, there's an establishment cover-up, clandestine sexual relationships, clay pigeon shooting fatalities and a welcome(ish) return of Gareth reading poetry. We also revisit 1999. Rod Hull dies. Whizzer and Chips is nowhere to be found. Kiwi-flavoured 20/20 is consumed. Everyone talking about epigenomics apparently. Nothing like Prince described it. Trigger warning: This show discusses  issues surrounding end of life care and assisted suicide throughout.You can reach us on email everyonediesinsunderland@gmail.com, on Twitter at @everyonediespod, on Facebook and Instagram. Our theme music is usually the song “Steady Away” by Pete Dilley and can be found on his album Half-truths and Hearsay which you can/should buy/stream here: ttps://petedilley.bandcamp.com/album/half-truths-and-hearsay  But for a third show in a row it isn't. Pete's getting married though. Congratulations Pete! “SO DAMN EASY TO CAVE IN, MAN KILLS EVERYTHING”

    The man who went out for a pint and was never seen again (Featuring The Unseen)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2022 65:49


    Michael Straughan was 23 stone and nearly two metres tall, so he was certainly conspicuous. But on the 18th of June 1992 he was seen waiting for a friend outside a pub in Newcastle City Centre... and he hasn't been seen since. In June 2005, Janet Brown spent the day working as an extra on a TV show being filmed in Northumberland called “Distant Shores”. She too would never be seen again. Although it did take the police five years to notice she was missing.We are also joined by Caprice from The Unseen for a discussion about the disappearance of Manic Street Preachers lyricist and guitarist Richie Edwards in February 1995.We also reminisce about terrifying school days. Claire gets an encyclopaedia thrown at her face. John witnesses an assembly being sabotaged by disaffected teachers. Gareth shoehorns in a callback to a nineties Jasper Carrot and Robert Powell sitcom .  We also learn the best thing “marquee related” Gareth has ever seen. Make sure to check out The Unseen in all the usual places, which Caprice has helpfully consolidated hereYou can reach us on email everyonediesinsunderland@gmail.com, on Twitter at @everyonediespod, on Facebook and Instagram. Our theme music is usually the song “Steady Away” by Pete Dilley and can be found on his album Half-truths and Hearsay which you can/should buy/stream here: ttps://petedilley.bandcamp.com/album/half-truths-and-hearsay  But for a second show in a row it isn't. “If you dare to be different, good faith considerate, you're the idiot”

    Talking terrifying telly with Scarred for Life

    Play Episode Play 26 sec Highlight Listen Later Feb 6, 2022 64:47


    We interrupt this podcast for a very special episode where the gang talks harrowing children's television of the eighties and nineties with Dave and Steve from the deservedly popular Scarred for Life books and stage shows.As regular listeners know, for the true crime happening literally down our roads, the most upsetting moments of our childhood were televised. Moments like Captain Planet meeting Hitler, Nutsy doing the Green Mile in Lady and The Tramp, Barney Rubble's suicide attempt, teatime lynching in Scarf Jack, Noseybonk, and the unexpectedly downbeat conclusions to Blake's 7, Dinosaurs and Denver the Last Dinosaur. And Ghostwatch. Bloody hell, Ghostwatch. We also talk about the triggering effect of News Reports, which were frequently so apocalyptic I found myself hyperventilating about Princess Anne getting married. We also learn what Gareth likes to watch on the internet when his wife is in bed. Didn't believe those stories about Mother Seddons, did you?  Fee fie foe fum...You can learn more about Scarred for Life here, buy volume one here and buy volume two here.They also have some live shows coming up:·         Wigan, February 17th ·         Harrogate, February 25th ·         York, May 21st  You can reach us on email everyonediesinsunderland@gmail.com, on Twitter at @everyonediespod, on Facebook and Instagram. Our theme music is usually the song “Steady Away” by Pete Dilley and can be found on his album Half-truths and Hearsay which you can/should buy/stream here: ttps://petedilley.bandcamp.com/album/half-truths-and-hearsay  But this week it isn't. “Public sex versus social skills versus gunboats, giants and bands that kill”

    Who really killed Jack Royal? (It's 1990 and it's Robbo vs the Really Wild Show)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2022 55:14


    Close to midnight on March the 19th 1990 the doorbell rang at the home of Gateshead science teacher Jack Royal. As he looked though the porch window to see who it was, he was shot in the face at point blank range. Jack had enemies – he'd twice stood trial for murder – but over 30 years later, we still don't know who killed him. But we do know it wasn't Andrew Adams, which is a bit of a shame for Andrew Adams, who spent 14 years in prison for the crimeThis is the story of how in a blink of the eye “a good looking lad who could pull the girls” can wake up in bed – having indeed pulled a girl the previous night - to find his house surrounded by the police, endure armed police storming his mother's death bed, and end up in prison for stealing a pair of trousers having been denied compensation for a decade and a half in jail for a crime he didn't commit thanks to an “incompetent defence” from his legal team (that's an actual quote from the Criminal Court Review Commission). We also revisit 1992, a time of putting cockerel-shaped reflectors from breakfast cereal packets in the spokes of your Raleigh Street Wolf, Astrofarm, the Freddie Mercury tribute concert and the robbing of Benny Hill's grave! Claire calls Colin the Caterpillar “a twat”. Gareth gives John man flu. You don't want to know what Claire thinks her majesty the Queen has. We also have time for a game of Nick Hancock-era Room 101, which we'll just call “Robbo vs The Really Wild Show”.You can reach us on email everyonediesinsunderland@gmail.com, on Twitter at @everyonediespod, on Facebook and Instagram.  Why not tell us about your worst ever housemates? We recorded this at the exact same time as an episode of Namely 90s  which you can check out here. Coming up, we're doing Mas Debaters so look out for that too! Mentions in the show to Hallmark of Greatness and 100 Things We Learned about Film.  Our theme music is the song “Steady Away” by Pete Dilley and can be found on his album Half-truths and Hearsay which you can/should buy/stream here: https://petedilley.bandcamp.com/album/half-truths-and-hearsayOh god, it's New Years

    Everyone Dies In Sunderland's Christmas Bloomers

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2021 27:30


    Remember Christmas TV before the BBC gave up?You know they have. Even people who actually like Call the Midwife and Mrs Brown's Boys are like, “what, again?”Anyway, back when Everyone Dies In Sunderland is set, Terry Wogan would come on at Christmas and present a show called “Auntie's Christmas Bloomers”, which was like a gag reel for the entire BBC that year. Yes, an entire hour of one of the cast of the Lion and the Unicorn fluffing their lines and saying bugger. There was a funny once when Neil Pearson is doing a tough police interrogation scene in Between the Lines, but you can hear a tiny electronic version of Greensleeves in the background and he says “would you like an ice cream?” while staying in character. That was funny.What I'm trying to say is, what we are presenting to you here is mechanically reclaimed off cuts from series 1 and 2, including!·         “My ceramic Romana 2 always due east Toni Basil!”·         Claire's paranormal fears!·         “Fucking Gulf War!”·         Nostalgia for the Suez Crisis! ·         “I'm the ruffian with the tank and the gun and the chicken chucker”·         Claire saying “chickens” for no reason at all!·         An extraordinarily highbrow joke about Ronald Harewood's 1980 play “The Dresser” ·         “I haven't wanked off a pig since 2006”·         More poetry from Gareth!In the words of Andrew Falkous from McLusky “there is a reason why this material was previously unreleased”   

    Murder in Room 101: It's 1980 and aliens are invading Suffolk

    Play Episode Play 60 sec Highlight Listen Later Dec 2, 2021 57:19


    On November 26th 1980 John Welch checked into room 101 of the Swallow Hotel in Newcastle – but he would never check out.Welch was found murdered in his room the same evening. Nothing had been taken, no weapon ever found. Half a cup of tea and a half-eaten sandwich next to his body. After 40 years, the murder is still unsolved . We also take a look at the Rendlesham Forest Incident, where aliens briefly invaded Suffolk, and the Southern Television Broadcast Interruption when Vrillon from Galactic Command commandeered children's cartoons to warn viewers of a coming apocalypse. We're genuinely surprised you don't remember. Along the way, we remember punk rock provocateur GG Allin and his unlikely role in “He's All That”, Clarks Hardware and inflatable armchairs and Gareth is attacked with a melon.You remember the 1993 sitcom The Lion and the Unicorn, right? You must do. You can reach us on email everyonediesinsunderland@gmail.com, on Twitter at @everyonediespod, on Facebook and Instagram. Everyone Dies in Sunderland explores some of the darkest moments of North East history, and includes jokes. These jokes will never be at the expense of victims or their families and will always be at the expense of people who deserve to be mocked, robbed of their power and shown up for the idiots they really are. If you're easily offended or personally connected to the events we're discussing though,you probably shouldn't listen.  If anyone does have information that could help this or any other historic investigation then they can call police on 101 or report it anonymously through Crimestoppers on 0800 555 111.Our theme music is the song “Steady Away” by Pete Dilley and can be found on his album Half-truths and Hearsay which you can/should buy/stream here: https://petedilley.bandcamp.com/album/half-truths-and-hearsay“I didn't pour my heart out, for you to fancy me”

    The unsolved murder of Julie Perigo: It's 1986 and Berwick is at war with Russia

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2021 59:08


    On May 23rd 1986 Julie Perigo told a friend that she was meeting a man named “Old Geoff”. A week later she was found murdered in her home.  Police have never traced “Old Geoff” and 35 years on, her killing remains Sunderland's longest unsolved murder – despite a list of 6000 suspects. But could Margaret from the chip shop hold the key to solving this case?1986 was also the year the bloody and brutal 300 year war between Britain and the Netherlands finally came to an end – we're surprised you don't remember it.Along the way, a baby is stolen – but don't worry, it's just one of Janet and Allan Ahlberg's odder children's books. Gareth explains were all the humans have gone in Pixar's Cars. Claire's Christmas present is decided. John is bewildered by aspects of his wife's romantic past. Berwick declares war on Russia.Everyone Dies in Sunderland explores some of the darkest moments of North East history, and includes jokes. These jokes will never be at the expense of victims or their families and will always be at the expense of people who deserve to be mocked, robbed of their power and shown up for the idiots they really are. If you're easily offended or personally connected to the events we're discussing though,you probably shouldn't listen.  For all our snark, there could be someone still out there with a murderous hatred of women who has never been brought to justice. If anyone does have information that could help this or any other historic investigation then they can call police on 101 or report it anonymously through Crimestoppers on 0800 555 111.Our theme music is the song “Steady Away” by Pete Dilley and can be found on his album Half-truths and Hearsay which you can/should buy/stream here: https://petedilley.bandcamp.com/album/half-truths-and-hearsayThis is the inspiration for the Oh Hai, in case it made no sense at all https://youtu.be/pieK7b4KLL4 Genius steals https://youtu.be/4LOj0T0sm_0 “Sexting you at the mental health talk seems counterproductive”

    The Ferryhill Axe Murders: Demonic possession in Country Durham

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2021 57:04


    It's spooky season, so the gang takes a trip back to 1683, when the devil arrived in Country Durham and commanded a farm hand named Andrew Mills to murder three children with an axe in a crime described as “the most horrid and barbarous murder that was ever heard in the North”.And if you so wish, you can try and summon the killer at midnight on Halloween - although you will have to go to the fancy hotel built on the site of the murder these days.Look, we never said we were growing up terrified in the nineteen eighties. We also take a look at the poisoned baby food scare of 1988, when – without the excuse of demonic possession – Rodney Whitchelo put five babies in hospital by spiking their food with acid and razor blades in an attempt to blackmail Heinz. John is “desperately trying to be Victoria Coren Mitchell”. Jane is “perfectly memorable”. Gareth makes the devil sound like Rylan standing in your kitchen trying to bully you into getting a vasectomy. Harry's get some free advertising they could probably do without. Along the way: The strange direction taken by the Air Bud franchise! Judith Kerr's odder children's books! Murderous Come Dine With Me! And if you want to recreate the urban myth of the Ferryhill Demon even though the buildings aren't there anymore  the what three words is “sprinter.saloons.sulk”You can reach us on email everyonediesinsunderland@gmail.com, on Twitter at @everyonediespod, on Facebook and Instagram. Our theme music is the song “Steady Away” by Pete Dilley and can be found on his album Half-truths and Hearsay which you can/should buy/stream here: https://petedilley.bandcamp.com/album/half-truths-and-hearsaySome dogs are threatened with poisoned Pedigree Chum in this podcast.“When you punish a person for dreaming his dream, don't expect him to thank you or forgive you, the Best Ever Death Metal Band out of Denton will in time both outpace and outlive you/ Hail Satan! Hail Satan! Hail Satan!” 

    It's 1988 and Britain has gone bezerk: The Funeral Murders

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2021 56:56


    In March 1988 Britain experienced an odd couple of weeks of public executions, lynchings and even a gun attack at a funeral. You'd think you'd remember it. In the concluding episode of our three episode series  the bodies of the so-called Gibraltar Three – IRA members shot in the street by the SAS – are returned home for burial, but a mourner at their funeral has murder in mind. This in turn will lead to another funeral in which two more people will lose their lives in events described as “the most dramatic and harrowing of the entire Troubles”  The episode is literally called “The Funeral Murders”. Listener caution really is advised. Claire also remembers the cinema of 1988, including nudity in Who Framed Rodger Rabbit, Alan Rickman “doing a German accent and being all sexy and that” in Die Hard and more child sexual exploitation in Big than we remembered. Gareth also whets your Halloween whistle with some horror film recommendations – don't say we don't do nothing for you!Along the way: Pornography at disused military bases! Pornography in children's cartoons! The Lewis Hamilton of Pigeons! (He's dating one of the Pussycat Dolls)  Benny Hill rape jokes! “Iron Man, but if Tony Stark had a drill for a penis”!Gareth calls William the Conqueror “a prick”, Claire clearly lies about having seen Rain Main, John mistakes budgie purchasing for an extra-marital affair! Ted Bundy somehow gets involved in all this! And there shoutouts to friends of the show @The80sand90sCom @ladyjustice @fmwlpod and @drunktheory – hello! If you want to know more about this story, Natasha Engel's excellent documentary (also called The Funeral Murders) is on Youtube here https://youtu.be/n2AX4zm6R10  - although you should obviously look for it on BBC Streaming Platforms first as these won't have any associated copyright issues. Genuinely not making up that Benny Hill sketch you know https://youtu.be/MmbFdenAb7o You can reach us on email everyonediesinsunderland@gmail.com, on Twitter at @everyonediespod, on Facebook and Instagram. Our theme music is the song “Steady Away” by Pete Dilley and can be found on his album Half-truths and Hearsay which you can/should buy/stream here: https://petedilley.bandcamp.com/album/half-truths-and-hearsayOne dog was harmed during this podcast. And a bear gets shot up the bum. “Not *just* a manic depressive, toting around my own crown/I've got a positive message, sometimes I can't get it out” 

    It's 1988 and Britain has gone bezerk: Part 2 – Ignorance and chips

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2021 51:43


    In the spring of 1988, Britain lost its mind. Public executions. Lynching. A gunfight at a funeral. Four million chickens dying in the aftermath of an interview on regional TV. We're genuinely surprised you don't remember.In the second of a three part series we examine the aftermath of the SAS' very public killing of three IRA members in Gibraltar, as an establishment ties itself in knots trying to explain how three terrorists so determined to avoid casualties that they will go to extraordinary lengths to ensure their bomb only goes off at a specific time on a Tuesday afternoon are such a threat they have to be shot in the street on the preceding Sunday. We also take a look at Edwina Curries egg-ceptional efforts to make eggs terrifying! YES! EVEN OMLETTES WERE SCARY IN THE EIGHTIES.Along the way, Nazi saplings! Pork scratching fatalities! Claire improves her snatch. Gareth doesn't like egg puns. John has a business proposition for former England goalkeeper David Seaman. Edwina Currie is surprisingly vindicated.You can reach us on email everyonediesinsunderland@gmail.com, on Twitter at @everyonediespod, on Facebook and Instagram. Our theme music is the song “Steady Away” by Pete Dilley and can be found on his album Half-truths and Hearsay which you can/should buy/stream here: https://petedilley.bandcamp.com/album/half-truths-and-hearsay  Hello this week to @theJaMcastpod and @The80sand90s.com and of course @yeoldecrimepod and @oklahomicide. Always those guys. People might laugh at your tattoos, when they do get new ones in completely garish hues

    It's 1988 and Britain has gone bezerk: Part 1 – Death on The Rock

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2021 60:45


    In the spring of 1988, Britain lost its mind. Public executions. Lynching. A gunfight at a funeral. Unforeseen consequences for the makers of Count Duckula and Danger Mouse. We're genuinely surprised you don't remember.In the first of a three part series, we return to March 1988, when the SAS used lethal force to prevent an IRA bomb attack in Gibraltar, when in retrospect they didn't have to. Or, if you're less charitable, the British government straight up murdered three people, in public, all unarmed and two actively trying to surrender. Along the way, Teletext! Now 10! SAILAWAYSAILAWAYSAILAWAY! Lethal sofas! Prince Charles almost dies skiing off-piste with Tara Palmer Tompkinson's mum (not a euphemism)! John wonders why Dale Winton never got a “fake death” myth. Gareth almost gets a cameo in “Almost Sunny”. Claire is reminiscent of a sexy fish or an allegory for the Nazis. John Stonehouse dies again. What is your favourite ever Teletext page by the way? Do let us know! Seriously. We would love to know! You can reach us on email everyonediesinsunderland@gmail.com, on Twitter at @everyonediespod, on Facebook and Instagram. Our theme music is usually the song “Steady Away” by Pete Dilley and can be found on his album Half-truths and Hearsay which you can/should buy/stream here: ttps://petedilley.bandcamp.com/album/half-truths-and-hearsay  But this week it isn't. “This really is an evocative song” https://youtu.be/xjUA3RU4B8E There is praise for Paul Rose/Mr Bffo and Scottish MurdersOne dog was harmed in the making of this podcast. But not by us. Though you repent and don sackcloth and try to make nice, you can't cross the same river twice

    The unsolved murder of Stephen Sweeney: Sexy literary parody, yoghurt and robot dogs.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2021 58:51


    On July 8th 1998, Stephen Sweeney didn't come home from work. Maybe this wasn't unusual – his furniture business had been struggling lately, so it's to be expected that he was working every hour he could to keep the factory open. But he wasn't answering his phone. And at 9pm his partner went to the Gateshead factory to see where he was. She found him shot dead at his desk. There was no sign of a struggle or break in – and nothing had been taken. There was a security guard on duty, but they saw or heard nothing. There was CCTV at the site but no sign of the gunman was recorded. What happened? 21 years later, we still don't know. And the police interviewed a lot of bus passengers.There's also sexy literary parody, yoghurt and robot dogs.Gareth has a birthday party for a labrador. Claire pursues an anti-tagine agenda and ends up tormented by rodents. John tries his hand at sports coaching.  Along the way: Deep Blue Something! Killer Net! Spice World! For all our snark, Stephen's partner and daughter deserve to know what happened, and Stephen deserves justice. If you know anything at all please call Gateshead East Area Command on 0191 221 9058.Recommended podcasts: Maximum Power Up and Whatever Happened to McDonalds Pizza Bring yer dinner! https://youtu.be/XVj45yN72uU Chicks dig scars! https://youtu.be/Q6E4Oy6pFKQ You can reach us on email everyonediesinsunderland@gmail.com, on Twitter at @everyonediespod, on Facebook and Instagram. Our theme music is “Steady Away” by Pete Dilley and can be found on his album Half-truths and Hearsay which you can/should buy/stream here: https://petedilley.bandcamp.com/album/half-truths-and-hearsay  Some animals were harmed during the making of this podcast. Again.My self-esteem's not low enough to date you.

    Peak bleak: The dead of Everest and the lonely death of David Sharp

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2021 55:27


    Something you might not appreciate about climbing Everest is... it's a bit fiddly. Lethally fiddly. And lethally chilly. And lethally tiring. In fact that 4% of people die while doing it. And in most cases, it's impossible to recover their bodies. As a result there are as many as 300 dead bodies on the mountain, including the remains of David Sharp from Teesside. In 2006 he climbed Everest at the third attempt, but on his descent cold, fatigue and darkness forced him to take shelter in a cave – and as the story goes, 40 people walked past him as he slowly froze to death, but chose to summit instead of helping him. Obviously it's a bit more nuanced than that.Inspired by last week's chat about Apaches we also remember the public information films of our era, a time when Jimmy Savile had some personal safety advice “for all you ladies” and children valued their kites and Frisbees enough to risk being blown to smithereens to retrieve them. Not like kids today!  The gang also learns the true meaning of SPLINK.Claire offers to shoot a dog for £1! Gareth is saved from third degree burns by Hale and Pace! John briefly considers making this an entirely Love Island-based podcast in an attempt to use the phrase “the Clausewitz of televised handjobs” as much as he can. Along the way: Let Loose! Apache Indian! Albion In The Orient! Mary Roach's excellent book “Stiff”! An ambitious attempt to get some advertising cash out of What Three Words! You can reach us on email everyonediesinsunderland@gmail.com, on Twitter at @everyonediespod, on Facebook and Instagram. Our theme music is “Steady Away” by Pete Dilley and can be found on his album Half-truths and Hearsay which you can/should buy/stream here: https://petedilley.bandcamp.com/album/half-truths-and-hearsay  Some animals were harmed during the making of this podcast.I bought fireworks, a big bag in Pennsylvania/I'm gonna light em up when I get home to Jersey/ They'll probably arrest me, they'll probably ruin my whole summer/Stop taking pictures with your phone

    Decoy Flamingo! (It's 2010 and we could not care less about Raoul Moat)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2021 67:09


    On July 1st 2010 Raoul Moat was released from Durham prison. 5 days later - after the largest manhunt in Northumbria Police history – he would be dead, having shot three people, declared war on the police, seen 35,000 people join a supportive Facebook group and had a football legend in a dressing gown turn up to take him fishing.But he was an utter dullard and we couldn't care less.This week we instead take a look at a remarkably similar case from 100 years earlier which saw a man called Tommy Craig also leave prison with murderous vengeance against his former fiancée and the authorities on his mind – and also accumulating an alarming amount of fans as he carried out his awful acts.We also take a look at Harry Roberts, another surprisingly popular cop killer, “creative” baker and maddeningly competent driver FROM WHOM THERE IS MERCH AVAILABLEAnd because we have a format to stick to we also travel back to 2010, the year of the Icelandic Ash Cloud, Deepwater Horizon, Swine Flu and, worst of all, Nick Clegg. Along the way, there's also time to remember the Myrka, an unconvincing monster from Doctor Who, and Cyril Smith, an actual monster.   Along the way: John checks a healthy child into intensive care so he can go for a Nandos! Gareth is a fox apologist! Claire kills another dog! Former Spurs midfielder David Howells swallows his tongue! One of British Sea Power falls out of a tree! Ingrid Pitt trying to karate kick a pantomime horse  https://youtu.be/jUCSlb-jhsU You can reach us on email everyonediesinsunderland@gmail.com, on Twitter at @everyonediespod, on Facebook and Instagram. Our theme music is “Steady Away” by Pete Dilley and can be found on his album Half-truths and Hearsay which you can/should buy/stream here: https://petedilley.bandcamp.com/album/half-truths-and-hearsay  One thing that you must understand, We are the monsters of Sunderland, Seaburn to the burning sea, Darwinian animosity.

    durham gareth flamingos sunderland careless darwinian deepwater horizon swine flu decoy hearsay nick clegg nandos british sea power raoul moat harry roberts myrka seaburn northumbria police
    The Nude in the Nettles – aka Sutton Bank Jane Doe (It's 1981 and we almost killed Bucks Fizz)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2021 59:42


    At 8am on Friday August 1981 the phone rang at Ripon police station. A voice announced police would find “a decomposed body among the willow herbs” at a particular grid reference close to Sutton Bank top. The caller refused to give a name “for reasons of national security” and hung up. Police attended the scene and, at popular picnic site, found the bones of a naked woman in a large patch of Rosebay Willow, in a case that became known as “the nude in the nettles”.Even though it wasn't nettles.We know she wore pink Max Factor Nail Varnish. We know she might have had some yoghurt prior to her death. We've even got a good idea what she looked like. But to this day, we don't know how she died, how she got there, or even who she was.We also take a look back at 1981, when simply everyone was trying to assassinate world leaders! Along the way: Riots! Royal Weddings!  Motorway pile-ups involving Eurovision winners! The disadvantages of owning a Delorean! Harrison Ford suddenly turning up in North Shields! The best joke ever told in the history of this podcast! Claire congratulates Beyonce for not dying! John recreates the iconic rapping of Pitbull! Gareth tries to make sure that not even 23 and Me will sponsor us! Captain America crashes a six form leaving do! If you know anything all about this case, please call the North Yorkshire Cold Case Review Unit on 01609 643292 or email at ColdCaseReviewUnit@northyorkshire.pnn.police.uk. Let's hope if nothing else that one day this woman gets her name back. You can reach us on email everyonediesinsunderland@gmail.com, on Twitter at @everyonediespod, on Facebook and Instagram. Our theme music is the song “Steady Away” by Pete Dilley and can be found on his album Half-truths and Hearsay which you can/should buy/stream here: https://petedilley.bandcamp.com/album/half-truths-and-hearsay  You're always there when I'm lost for words, just thinking up more to finish the verse, it's done!

    Arthur Hutchinson, Slapstick Bundy: It's 1986 and Everyone Dies in Sunderland meets It's Murder Up North

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2021 65:05


    In this very special episode, Everyone Dies in Sunderland teams up with the wonderful Jenny from Its Murder Up North to take a look at the crimes of Hartlepool-born multiple murderer Arthur “The Fox” Hutchinson, one only 23 prisoners to be serving a whole life tariff. Don't compare Bold the Fox Cub to a murderer though – call him “Slapstick Bundy” or “Twat Mustard”.In September 1983 the police left Hutchinson unattended by an open window at Selby police station.  Three people – a family celebrating a wedding – would lose their lives before he was recaptured. He would spent his time on the run “taunting” the police with letters and calls in which he tried desperately try to make the nickname “The Fox” happen, boasted of being “the master of disguise”  (sunglasses) and insisted HE HAD NEVER BEEN TO WORKSOP.  Not so much of a criminal mastermind that he hadn't left his teeth marks in a block of cheese at the crime scene though. We also take a look at 1986, learn that Matthew Broderick was involved in almost as many deaths as Arthur Hutchinson while holidaying in Northern Ireland and discuss innocuous things which scared you as a child, including Family Ness and Fraggle Rock (John) Bananaman (Jenny), Playdays (Claire) and Short Circuit on the Commodore 64 (Gareth).Clare has bad moussaka at a wedding (I think that's what the aubergine emoji means) Gareth gets nostalgic for acid rain. John ruins a school assembly. Jenny hijacks a school bus. Jim Davidson gets punched in the face by a werewolf. Along the way: Radioactive Sheep! Incest! The not dissimilar fates of the crew of the Space Shuttle Challenger and Rod Hull! Basil Brush's dark origin story! More onstage fatalities! You can reach us on email everyonediesinsunderland@gmail.com, on Twitter at @everyonediespod, on Facebook and Instagram. Our theme music is the song “Steady Away” by Pete Dilley and can be found on his album Half-truths and Hearsay which you can/should buy/stream here: https://petedilley.bandcamp.com/album/half-truths-and-hearsay  I am Rod Hull https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQsRClW77_4When we talk about dying, it feels like a pipedream 

    The unexplained death of Peter Maine: It's 2016 and do Richard and Judy have a suicide pact?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2021 59:13


    A little after 7am on Sunday September 1st 2016 Peter Maine went for a jog through the centre of Durham. A short while later he was found by the banks of the River Wear with three stab wounds to the heart. To this day we don't know if it was murder or suicide. No sign of robbery. No defensive wounds. So suicide? In which case, what happened to the knife?We do know that police estimate that 65 people may have wanted to do him harm. I'm not sure I know 65 people overall, and I've interviewed Barry McGuigan and several other people. Gareth gets investigated by the security services! John is called posh for not liking Pringles! Claire pivots magnificently from the NON-EXISTANT AND ENTIRELY FICTIONAL link between MMR and autism to trying to play roller derby in a sea of blood and lager! The Offspring fight cancer and HIV/AIDS!There's also brief attempt to remember 1998, including the Omagh bombing (and in particular the world's most harrowing holiday photo), the construction of the Millennium Dome, significant loss of life somewhere in Algeria Claire can't pronounce the name of ("however you say it, there was a massacre there") and Aqua. Along the way: Time Capsules! The wilful destruction of a ponytail at Morrissey's request! Paula White's last show on BBC Stoke! Danny Dyer romcoms! Robbie Mustoe! Richard and Judy's suicide pact! Local government reorganisation in the West Country! This show has it all. Shout outs in this episode to Study in Scarlet and Reverie – check ‘em out! A couple of weeks ago I mentioned Fat Mike the extremely vocal sparrow who lives in my garden. Fat Mike is very obvious in this episode, making the whole episode sound somewhat like the old Big Brother livestreams when they used to play birdsong and train noise to cover controversial conversations. Sorry about that. For all our snark, if you have any information at all about  the death of Peter Heron, please call Crimestoppers anonymously on 0800 555 111 or use their anonymous online form at Crimestoppers-uk.org. His family deserve to know what happened. You can reach us on email everyonediesinsunderland@gmail.com, on Twitter at @everyonediespod, on Facebook and Instagram. Our theme music is the song “Steady Away” by Pete Dilley and can be found on his album Half-truths and Hearsay which you can/should buy/stream here: https://petedilley.bandcamp.com/album/half-truths-and-hearsay  Writing sleeper hits for all these weeping dipshits.

    It' 1995 and the world almost ended, nobody cares (and Everyone Dies In Sunderland is hanging out with Ye Olde Crime Podcast)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2021 104:34


    In November 1995 the sitcom Caroline in the City – Lea Thompson played a woman called Caroline who lived in a city – tried to boost its profile with crossover episodes with the (much popular) Friends and Frasier.In a completely unrelated note, this episode sees us team up with Lindsay and Madison from Ye Olde Crime podcast! They tell us all about the death of Joe the Quilter in Northumberland in 1826, the murder of an elderly quilt maker in rural Northumberland which ends up involving Prime Minister Robert Peel and King George IV. In the aftermath. Not the murder itself. The story isn't that good. A notorious crime which took place 4000 miles from them and ten minutes from us WHERE CLAIRE'S PARENTS MET AND WHERE OUR MUCH MORE SUCCESSFUL SIBLING BEX FROM THE GETTING EMOTIONAL PODCAST WAS BORN AND GREW UP but that they found first. Because the show is supposed to be about growing up terrified in the eighties and nineties we also take a trip back to 1995 to sort of remember OJ, the Oklahoma City bombing and the death of Leah Betts. Along the way there's Tank rampages! Keeping a chainsaw in the car! The odd (onscreen) sexual fetishes of Lea Thompson! Teddy Roosevelt appreciation! The inexplicably stateside popularity of Keeping Up Appearances! Terrible sexual education! An excellent football joke from 1995 which dies a death! In the words of Claire:  “We're not a real true crime podcast, are we?”Claire eats roadkill. Gareth eats a sheep's head. John eats at Chillis. PRETTY MUCH THE SAME THING AM I RIGHT? I'M HERE ALL WEEK! TRY THE PHEASANT! SERIOSULY, BEFORE GARETH TELLS THE STORY AGAIN! You can reach us on email everyonediesinsunderland@gmail.com, on Twitter at @everyonediespod, on Facebook and Instagram. You can reach them at @yeoldecrimepodcast on Twitter, on Instagram and at their website.There's a shoutout to the Getting Emotional podcast. As if the woman from The Guardian needs it. Our theme music is the song “Steady Away” by Pete Dilley and can be found on his album Half-truths and Hearsay which you can/should buy/stream here: https://petedilley.bandcamp.com/album/half-truths-and-hearsay  

    How the podcast got its name - what a Carry On!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2021 79:23


    Ever wondered why we called our show “Everyone Dies In Sunderland”? It's actually nothing to do with true crime at all. But it is related to the very sad, very public, death of Carry On legend Sid James.The gang then takes a look at the harrowing lives of some of the other cast members of the legendary comedy franchise.Gareth tells us about the life of inadequate drunk Charles Hawtrey. Claire teaches us about the depressed and lonely Joan Sims. John examines the self-destructive life of Hattie Jacques. As Gareth puts it: “The amount of murders we've covered and I'm genuinely more depressed after this episode than any other”.Alcoholism! Depression! Backstreet abortions! Racism! Drugs! Uncomfortable episodes of This Is Your Life!  Eating disorders! Having to work with Eric Sykes! Almost burning to death enjoying a post-coital cigarette! Joan Sims' annoyance at her IMDB entry! This episode has the lot! Digressions in this episode include: Owen Hargreaves! California Dreams!  Max Headroom! Some very problematic episodes of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air! Richard Littlejohn's literary career! Uncle Jack! T-bag! Mike and Angelo! Parachute related soap fatalities! The sexual psychosis induced by the Cadbury's Caramel Rabbit! What's the worst job you've had? Is it worse then John's? Let us know!You can reach us on email everyonediesinsunderland@gmail.com, on Twitter at @everyonediespod, on Facebook and Instagram. Our theme music is the song “Steady Away” by Pete Dilley and can be found on his album Half-truths and Hearsay which you can/should buy/stream here: https://petedilley.bandcamp.com/album/half-truths-and-hearsay  Shout outs in this show to @tdfdpod and @murderupnorth Fenella Fielding's Blue Monday really is very good https://youtu.be/4j7h9_-Vt8w If you are affected by anything in this show, these organisations are here to help:·         www.mind.org.uk ·         www.samaritans.org ·         https://www.turning-point.co.uk/services/drug-and-alcohol-support.html 

    It's 1994 and Sunderland police won't accept there's a serial killer on the loose (Stephen Grieveson aka The Sunderland Strangler)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2021 76:31


    In 1994 four teenage boys in Sunderland – all students from the same school – died one after another, with their bodies found for the most part in burning sheds or derelict buildings with ligatures around their neck.The police insisted nothing sinister was going on.              A lot of true crime shows will at some point say “this sounds like something out of a horror movie” – but that is a horror movie, right? Tonight we look at the case of Steven Grieveson – aka (but not by us) as The Sunderland Strangler - the only North East serial killer of the modern era. Gareth expresses his love for Bush, Curry and Beer. John solves the thorny problem of how  footballers can continue with their career after prison sentences. Claire believes that the musical career of Ant and Dec is more significant  than the Rwandan genocide. Listeners hear the words “beaver anuses” a lot.Digressions in this episode include: Ensemble charity singles! The death of Stephen Milligan MP! The death of Andreas Escobar and Alan Hansen's startlingly inappropriate response! Gary Rhodes! Alice Beer! Swearing on Farscape! Rednex! Jewish Eggs! Spiderland by Slint (DON'T LISTEN TO IT)! The Elongated Man!  Hans Zimmer!  Everyone Dies in Sunderland explores some of the darkest moments of North East history, and includes jokes. These jokes will never be at the expense of victims or their families and will always be at the expense of people who deserve to be mocked, robbed of their power and shown up for the idiots they really are. If you're easily offended or personally connected to the events we're discussing though, you probably shouldn't listen.  During this episode John suggests that we allow serial killer nicknames if they make the killers sound ridiculous. So Peter Sutcliffe is now “the dangly willy killer” in tribute to his iconic homemade underpants. Any other suggestions? Drop us a line! You can reach us on email everyonediesinsunderland@gmail.com, on Twitter at @everyonediespod, on Facebook and Instagram. Our theme music is the song “Steady Away” by Pete Dilley and can be found on his album Half-truths and Hearsay which you can/should buy/stream here: https://petedilley.bandcamp.com/album/half-truths-and-hearsay  There are shout-outs in this episode to our podcast pals @uktruecrime @oklahomicide @yeoldecrimepodcast @wdstorytime. Lovin' yr work! Also shout-outs @davidsbookblurg who got in touch to tell us that he didn't remember the death of Kurt Cobain and @MsSpencey who requested a show about Steven Grieveson after we'd recorded it. Damn we're good! 

    It's 1997 and there could be a serial killer back on the streets this December (Allan Grimson)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2021 70:42


    Meet the possible serial killer who might be back on the streets this DecemberThe gang revisits 1997, and investigates North Shields-born Allan Grimson – convicted of killing two men, suspected of killing three and possibly responsible for the deaths of up to twenty undiscovered victims.There's a good chance he'll be released this December.The gang also remembers the death of Princess Diana and the 1997 General Election.John apologies to Jessica Ennis Hill. Claire gets tickled by Brian Harvey from East 17. Gareth plays with a monster in his pocket. Princess Diana ruins the TV schedules. Digressions in this episode include: Galaxy High, Matey, East 17, Dolly the Sheep, Love City Groove, the sad story of the Chagos Islanders, Saved By The Bell: The College Years and alarming shopping baskets encountered during jobs in retail. As always, we would love to hear from you, particularly:·         Which terrible nightclubs did a younger you go to purely because there literally used to be a national bedtime of 11pm? More importantly, were you served a brightly coloured cocktail by Dominic Cummings in iconic nightclub Klute? ·         Did your French oral exam go hilariously wrong?·         What alarming shopping baskets have you encountered during jobs in retail?You can reach us on email everyonediesinsunderland@gmail.com, on Twitter at @everyonediespod, on Facebook and Instagram. Our theme music is the song “Steady Away” by Pete Dilley and can be found on his album Half-truths and Hearsay which you can/should buy/stream here: https://petedilley.bandcamp.com/album/half-truths-and-hearsay  This episode of Thomas the Tank Engine is surprisingly harrowing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO6qIM2WO6k You remember Dream Phone, right? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-cE8Umr3qw Completely irrelevant right, but Fightmilk are awesome band and they have a song called Dream Phone - https://soundcloud.com/fightmilkisaband/dream-phone-2 Easter Egg: John and Consett's Premier Ellie Kemper have a particularly excitable Sparrow living in their garden. They have christened him Fat Mike. Can you hear him?

    It's 2006/1980 and we're scared stiff by the Honey Monster (The hunt for Wearside Jack)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2021 85:53


    In 1978 a hoaxer from Wearside led the police searching for a notorious serial killer on a wild goose chase. Actual wild geese would have done a better job of catching him. Seriously, the guy literally fell out of the sky and landed on the police at one point and it still took them 18 years to catch him.This is the story of the notorious hoaxer Wearside Jack, a story involving séances, beer mat caricatures, a huge pot of stew, a bath falling through the ceiling and an alarming ice cream van.As 1978 isn't in the eighties or nineties, the gang also takes a trip back to 2006, when the story briefly involved John. Gareth plays Finders Keepers badly. Claire imagines life as a mermaid. John gets gaslit by Aldi. Julian Assange is mistaken for a gerbil.This episode was recorded in the aftermath of the murder of Sarah Everard and includes an uncharacteristic outbreak of sincerity and seriousness. Less important digressions in this episode include slavery, Gunnersarus, people dressed as statues, George Formby being a low-key badass, Tony Blackburn's interest in suicide and how George Michael loves Joy Division so much he can't remember any of their songs. What have you been scared of completely unnecessarily? Like Gareth worrying about drinking too much tea, Claire being scared stiff by the Honey Monster or John being terrified by the opening credits of Casualty. Let us know at  everyonediesinsunderland@gmail.com, on Twitter at @everyonediespod, on Facebook and InstagramCraig Charles' virtual reality gameshow was called CyberZone apparently https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLj-xibrpoM This is Stewart Lee on Richard Littlejohn - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmsV1TuESrc This is Stewart Lee on Richard Hammond - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRrTMhAO4ac During recording John talked about the Japanese term Mono Non Aware. This didn't make the cut, but you should totally check out friend of the show Bex's poscast Getting Emotional, which did an entire show about it https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/mono-no-aware-with-sonoko-ishii/id1553108837?i=1000510449364  Don't watch this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRXDo8fgEQ8 Easter egg: Can you spot the moment Gareth does a rude hand gesture? Let us know if you do! 

    It's 1990. Again. And Speaking of Wacaday* (The murder of Dr David Birkett by Reg Wilson)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2021 60:51


    The gang takes a look at the murder of noted dermatologist Dr David Birkett by the notable idiot Reg Wilson, an attempt to commit the perfect murder with the aid of Japanese erotica, stencils and crashing a motorbike into a wall like Jay did on The Inbetweeners that time, but still managing to leave fingerprints at the scene. Reg did manage to build a ladder in a maximum security prison though, so that's something.John is quite mean to Lewis Capaldi and names a section of his lawn after an unnamed actor. Gareth wants to know how to kill a Rottweiler. Claire knows how to kill a Rottweiler. Gareth sings “The Circle of Life” from the Lion King. This is unconnected to the Rottweiler stuff. Timmy Mallett invites a friend of the show to stay for Christmas. Consett's Premier Ellie Kemper Impersonator also makes her first IRL appearance. Digressions in this episode include: Legendary Newcastle floating nitespot the Tuxedo Princess, Wrestlemania VI and mortality, getting a lift with Samuel Beckett, unlikely Daniel Bedingfield merchandise, The Wizard, the SNES, Rilo Kiley, Mel Smith's dad being from Tow Law, The Piglet Files, Crime Traveller, fuzzy felt, Sooty (well, Sweep) and rebel cricket tours of apartheid South Africa.  We would love for you to speculate at the identity of the actor inverviewed by John at everyonediesinsunderland@gmail.com, on Twitter at @everyonediespod, on Facebook and Instagram. But we will confirm NOTHING!We'd also love to hear your playground chants. Do you remember the “Margaret Thatcher, stick her in the bin” song? Surely you remember the "Margaret Thatcher, stick her in the bin” song.Sooty, Sue and Mr Harry are enjoying a refined musical evening. Sweep interrupts with a series of increasingly unsuitable instruments. Seriously, it's the most wonderful thing you'll ever watch https://twitter.com/archivetvmus71/status/1304406014490537988?s=20 We don't even mention Reg trying to hide from the police in a transparent phonebox. You can learn more about that in this episode of Crimewatch https://youtu.be/EN4HmUNOuds This is a good article about the unofficial/unforgivable tour of South Africa by English cricketers in 1990 - https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/cricket/england-s-rebel-tour-south-africa-1990-i-thought-mike-gatting-might-get-killed-out-there-9996444.html If you have no idea what the Daniel Bedingfield joke was about, perhaps this will help https://www.independent.co.uk/extras/indybest/house-garden/bedroom/lily-allen-womanizer-liberty-premium-sex-toy-women-adult-vibrator-female-review-b1220936.html *Wac90 this year of course wideawakers!

    It's 1989 and my dog got to ride in an ambulance (The Monkseaton Shootings)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2021 63:51


    The gang remembers the Monkseaton Shootings of 1989 – which despite being Britain's fourth worst mass shooting – no-one else seems to do. Seriously, the BBC's anniversary story was literally headlined “town struggles to remember shootings”. Britain's fourth worst mass shooting!John takes steps to avoid an accidental comeback in local radio. Claire is more interested in the fact that the lead actor in Woof! was called Edward Fidoe than Salman Rushdie's fatwa or the end of the Cold War. Another Gareth Alexander wins an award. Our Gareth Alexander wins a protractor.  A dog gets to ride in an ambulance.Digressions in this episode include: Noel Edmond's Telly Addicts, VHS cases masquerading as classic literature, Dalziel and Pascoe, whether Rolf Harris' paintings have appreciated in value lately, and of course Byker! Grove! Byker! Grove! Byker! Grove! Byker Byker Byker Byker Byker Grove yeah!Ha-ha Ha-ha Ha-ha Ha-haOur theme music is the song “Steady Away” by Pete Dilley and can be found on his album Half-truths and Hearsay which you can/should buy/stream here: https://petedilley.bandcamp.com/album/half-truths-and-hearsay  You can reach us on email everyonediesinsunderland@gmail.com, on Twitter at @everyonediespod, on Facebook and Instagram. We didn't make that headline up - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/8029888.stm Want to see more of the news from May 1989? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhSdzEzOJd0 The traumatic end of Half Man Half Biscuit loving Jemma Dobson - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRn00oojPNk Michael Sundin chases Elton John in a Sinclair C5 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcODO8rDwIo We don't mention it, but the last episode of Byker Grove was wild - https://franticplanet.wordpress.com/2019/07/16/great-moments-in-pop-culture-byker-grove-nukes-the-fourth-wall/ Bloody hell though, Bernard's Watch was a bit much! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp0KhXhKyjk Woof! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqlUki0EOV0 

    It's 1991 and Nicholas Witchell is maintaining kayfabe (Albert Dryden part 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2021 54:37


    The gang's time travelling Vauxhall Cavalier once again materialises in 1991 to conclude the story of Albert Dryden, his sort-of-televised murder of Harry Collinson, and shootings of BBC reporter Tony Belmont in the arm and police officer Stephen Campbell in the “lower back”.  Claire boycotts KFC. John considers buying opium. Gareth channel's Russ Abbott's C U Jimmy character before soiling himself in revolutionary era Paris. A deer is decapitated by a rollercoaster. Digressions include: The unfortunate deaths of Redd Foxx and King Kong Kirk and Nicholas Witchell's dubious after-dinner speech material. Everyone Dies in Sunderland explores some of the darkest moments of North East history, and includes jokes. These jokes will never be at the expense of victims or their families and will always be at the expense of people who deserve to be mocked, robbed of their power and shown up for the idiots they really are. If you're easily offended or personally connected to the events we're discussing though, you probably shouldn't listen.  Don't watch the footage if you can help it. Plan a daytrip to the Harry Collinson nature reserve instead, or donate to Harry's favourite charity Oxfam - https://www.durhamwt.com/nature-reserves/high-wood . Better yet, check out Chris Foote Wood's remarkable modelling shots: https://ttmmanagement.co.uk/male_model/chris-foote-wood/You can get your own copy of “Death of a Summer's Day” for just 77p! https://www.amazon.co.uk/Death-Summers-Day-David-Blackie/dp/1844541908Our theme music is the song “Steady Away” by Pete Dilley and can be found on his album Half-truths and Hearsay which you can/should buy/stream here: https://petedilley.bandcamp.com/album/half-truths-and-hearsay  You can reach us on email everyonediesinsunderland@gmail.com, on Twitter at @everyonediespod, on Facebook and Instagram. 

    It's 1991 and chickens are almost never weapons (Albert Dryden part 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2021 52:49


    The gang takes a trip back to 1991 to explore the sort-of-televised murder of planning officer Harry Collinson by “harmless lover of ballistics” Albert Dryden, close to John's native Consett. John discusses the Hartlepool monkey-hanging incident with Doc Brown from Back to the Future. Gareth takes a shine to a catchphrase idea. Claire's brother blows away. Jim Davison and John Virgo row about Tony Blair during an early evening snooker-based quiz show. Digressions in this episode include hard to impress Americans on the Hogwarts Express, Teletext, Russell T Davies' Dark Season, Klaus Kinski, sharing a house with Bergerac. That's Klaus Kinski and sharing a house with Bergerac, not Klaus Kinski sharing a house with Bergerac. But we would watch the hell out of that.  As an Easter egg, see if you can find the point where Claire gets ill. Amazingly, it's not when John reveals his pillow talk involves the Nazi occupation of the Channel Islands. Everyone Dies in Sunderland explores some of the darkest moments of North East history, and includes jokes. These jokes will never be at the expense of victims or their families and will always be at the expense of people who deserve to be mocked, robbed of their power and shown up for the idiots they really are. If you're easily offended or personally connected to the events we're discussing though, you probably shouldn't listen.  Our theme music is the song “Steady Away” by Pete Dilley and can be found on his album Half-truths and Hearsay which you can/should buy/stream here: https://petedilley.bandcamp.com/album/half-truths-and-hearsay  You can reach us on email everyonediesinsunderland@gmail.com, on Twitter at @everyonediespod, on Facebook and Instagram. 

    It's 1990 and Jasper Carrot is parodying the Strangeways Riot (The murder of Ann Heron)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2021 59:56


    The gang revisits 1990 to take a closer look at the unsolved murder of Ann Heron in Darlington in 1990, and yes, the poetry inspired by it. John improves ITV dramas before becoming preoccupied with honey. Gareth raps twice. Claire convinces some children that she's a witch before teaching the listeners how to impregnate a pig. Jasper Carrot parodies the Strangeways prison riot. Digressions in this episode include veganism, grouse-flavoured crisps, ghosts and their refusal to appear on This Morning, New Order's performance at the 1993 Reading Festival, T-U-R-T-L-E POWER!, how novelty songs make people want to kill and the Mandela effect. Does it mention the Mandela effect or do I just think it does?Everyone Dies in Sunderland explores some of the darkest moments of North East history, and includes jokes. These jokes will never be at the expense of victims or their families and will always be at the expense of people who deserve to be mocked, robbed of their power and shown up for the idiots they really are. If you're easily offended or personally connected to the events we're discussing though, you probably shouldn't listen.  This episode does, however, critique one family member's poetry. This poetry is obviously very heartfelt and we don't mean to be mean. Ann's family deserve closure and she deserves justice, and for all our snark and irreverence we do hope we can help bring this case to a wider audience. If you know anything at all, please please please call Durham police on 101 or Crimestoppers on 0800 555 111.Here is a recent police appeal about the case: https://www.durham.police.uk/news-and-events/Pages/News%20Articles/Ann-Heron-murder-Son-appeals-for-information-thirty-years-on.aspx Our theme music is the song “Steady Away” by Pete Dilley and can be found on his album Half-truths and Hearsay which you can/should buy/stream here: https://petedilley.bandcamp.com/album/half-truths-and-hearsay  Here's New Order performing True Faith at the 1993 Reading Festival: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrjvOmQoWg0 You can reach us on email everyonediesinsunderland@gmail.com, on Twitter at @everyonediespod, on Facebook and Instagram. 

    It's 1993 and Mr Blobby cannot be killed with conventional weapons (The murder of Paul Logan)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2021 58:45


    The gang returns to 1993 to explore the unsolved murder which took place at the end of John's road, the killing of takeaway delivery driver Paul Logan. John writes to the Queen. Claire explains where baby foxes come from. Gareth loses 52% of the audience. The IRA fail to stop Mr Blobby. Digressions in this episode include: The Animals of Farthing Wood, the varied career of composer Hans Zimmer, the alarming pre-“All She Wants” career of one of Ace of Bass, floating candles, children getting lost while potholing and seduction tips from both Shane Richie and a “love guru and Chris de Burgh lookalike”. Everyone Dies in Sunderland explores some of the darkest moments of North East history, and includes jokes. These jokes will never be at the expense of victims or their families and will always be at the expense of people who deserve to be mocked, robbed of their power and shown up for the idiots they really are. If you're easily offended or personally connected to the events we're discussing though,you probably shouldn't listen.  For all our snark and irreverence we do really hope that bringing this case to a wider audience helps get Paul justice and his family closure. If you have any information about the Paul Logan case, please please  please Crimestoppers anonymously on 0800 555 111 or use their anonymous online form at Crimestoppers-uk.org  Here is a recent Northumbria Police appeal on the case: https://beta.northumbria.police.uk/latest-news/2018/december/daughter-of-man-killed-25-years-ago-issues-heartfelt-appeal-on-25th-anniversary/ Here is a similar appeal from Durham Police: https://www.durham.police.uk/news-and-events/Pages/Reward-offered-to-solve-.aspx Our theme music is the song “Steady Away” by Pete Dilley and can be found on his album Half-truths and Hearsay which you can/should buy/stream here: https://petedilley.bandcamp.com/album/half-truths-and-hearsay  You can reach us on email everyonediesinsunderland@gmail.com, on Twitter at @everyonediespod, on Facebook and Instagram. Of all of Clive Worth's books, this one has the best cover - https://www.amazon.co.uk/Internet-Dating-Kings-Diaries-Life/dp/1902578406/ref=sr_1_2?dchild=1&qid=1615504438&refinements=p_27%3AClive+Worth&s=books&sr=1-2 John didn't make that song up - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq2r6MwD0o4 

    murder animals killed bass northeast gareth hans zimmer sunderland crime stoppers burgh hearsay paul logan farthing wood durham police northumbria police all she wants conventional weapons

    Claim Everyone Dies In Sunderland: A podcast about growing up terrified in the eighties and nineties

    In order to claim this podcast we'll send an email to with a verification link. Simply click the link and you will be able to edit tags, request a refresh, and other features to take control of your podcast page!

    Claim Cancel