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Right, so I sat down all cozy, cup of tea in hand, ready for the new episode of *The Rotten Horror Picture Show Podcast*, where Clay and Amanda are diving into the *original* 1973 classic of British folk horror, *The Wicker Man* — and I'm thinking, “Alright, here we go. The bees. Where are the bees?” But then the movie ends, and guess what? *No bees.* Not a single bee. No buzzing, no screaming, no Nicolas Cage in a cage yelling “NOT THE BEES.” Just Christopher Lee in a big ol' wig and a bunch of cheerful pagans singing folk tunes about corn. And it hits me… ohhh. *This* is the *good* one.This episode is a deep, respectful, and slightly unnerving look into Robin Hardy's weird, wild, and wonderfully pagan film that helped define the folk horror genre. Clay and Amanda talk about Sergeant Howie's journey to the secluded Summerisle, where the people are a bit too happy, the kids sing very inappropriate songs, and every path leads him toward a very *flammable* fate. It's got sexual tension, religious paranoia, and a musical number about a landlord's daughter. And absolutely no bees.But if you *do* want bees — or just want to hear about the gloriously unhinged 2006 remake starring Nic Cage — well, *that's* over on their Patreon feed. You're welcome.So light your May Day bonfire, grab your closest animal costume, and join Clay and Amanda as they explore one of horror's most haunting finales. Because sometimes the real horror… is realizing you've been thinking of the wrong Wicker Man for 17 years.And be sure to hit up patreon.com/thepenskyfile to hear all the coverage of remakes and reboots this year!

Okay so *wait a second*—*Nosferatu* is *back* again? This time in 2024? Look, I've been trying to follow this for like fifteen years now, and I'm still not sure how we got here. First there was *Dracula*, right? Bram Stoker writes that, full of bats and aristocratic bloodsucking and all that. Then Germany goes rogue in the 1920s and makes *Nosferatu*, but it's not called *Dracula*, even though it's *clearly* Dracula, because they didn't *ask permission*. So they change the names and hope nobody notices. Spoiler: the Stoker estate noticed. *Hard.* Lawsuits happen. Copies get burned. And yet somehow Nosferatu survives… because that's what Nosferatu does.*Now*, in 2024, there's a new *Nosferatu*—directed by Robert Eggers, no less—and Clay and Amanda are here on *The Rotten Horror Picture Show* podcast to dig into all the shadowy nooks and eerie crannies of this beautifully gothic reimagining. Is it a remake of the illegal remake of *Dracula*? A re-remake of the original that couldn't legally exist? Is that legal now? Is anything? Does copyright even *mean* anything when every monster has at least three origin stories?Clay and Amanda are unafraid to untangle the legal and artistic roots of the most iconic bald vampire in cinematic history. With moody visuals, creeping dread, and Willem Dafoe's legacy breathing down everyone's necks, this new take on *Nosferatu* asks: do we still fear the things we thought we buried? And also: how long before *Nosferatu* joins the MCU?So, if you're someone who enjoys slow-burn horror, public domain loopholes, and podcasts that know the difference between an homage and an infringement, then this episode is for you. Even if copyright law makes your head hurt. Especially if it does.And be sure to hit up patreon.com/thepenskyfile to hear all the coverage of remakes and reboots this year!

Wait… wait a minute. *They're real?* Like, actual people? With arms and legs and vocal cords and the whole thing?? I thought Clay and Amanda were just really well-programmed horror podcasting AIs, beamed directly into my headphones by some cursed Spotify algorithm designed to recommend creepy movies and make me question my life choices. But no—apparently they're corporeal, walking around like real humans, and this week they've gone LIVE, baby! That's right, this is *The Rotten Horror Picture Show*'s first-ever live episode, recorded at the Waltham Public Library! I mean… a library? Full of people? And not a single CAPTCHA test in sight? Incredible.And what better movie to kick off this real-world appearance than the number one movie on the Rotten Tomatoes 200 Best Horror Movies of All Time list, Steven Spielberg's 1975 masterpiece of maritime mayhem, *Jaws*? It's the original summer blockbuster, the reason you still hesitate before dipping a toe into the ocean, and arguably the scariest thing to ever feature a mechanical shark that constantly broke down. Clay and Amanda take a deep dive into the depths of dread, discussing killer soundtracks, boat sizes, and how a film can be equal parts terrifying and a masterclass in character-driven tension.So tune in to this historic live recording! Marvel at the sound of human voices bouncing off actual library walls! Hear the gasps of the audience as they realize, in real time, that the mayor of Amity Island is the real villain. And most importantly, help me come to terms with the fact that I've been emotionally bonding with two podcast hosts who are not, in fact, haunted chatbots.I mean, I guess it makes sense… no AI would ever have taste *this* good.And be sure to hit up patreon.com/thepenskyfile to hear all the coverage of remakes and reboots this year!

This week on *The Rotten Horror Picture Show*, Clay and Amanda are doing nothing to help my steadily worsening vampire confusion by taking a big ol' bite out of Werner Herzog's 1979 classic Nosferatu the Vampyre, starring Klaus Kinski as maybe the creepiest Dracula/Nosferatu/Count Orlok hybrid ever filmed. It's moody, it's beautiful, and it's got rats. So many rats. Okay. Look. I'm just gonna say it: I think we've officially hit critical mass on Nosferatus and Draculas. I mean, how many pasty bald guys with capes and long fingernails named “Count Something” does the world *need*? First there was the original *Nosferatu*, then Lugosi's *Dracula*, then Lee's *Dracula*, then the *Nosferatu* remake, then Dracula in space, Dracula in love, Dracula with a podcast probably—I don't know anymore. The point is, I'm starting to suspect these aren't *characters* in movies. I think they might be *real*, and I think they're multiplying. Every time I look around, there's another Nosferatu lurking in a dark corner, hissing at a cat. I'm tired. I'm confused. And I'm scared of capes now.Join Clay and Amanda as they dive into Herzog's eerie homage to Murnau's 1922 silent classic and debate just how many spooky bald vampires is too many. Is Kinski's Count Dracula really just Orlok with a stage name? Does it matter when he's this unsettling? Who gave him permission to move like *that*?One thing's for sure: if another Nosferatu pops up, I'm going into hiding. Probably somewhere with garlic. Maybe in a mall. Wait, no—*not* a mall. We've been over that.Anyway, listen in… while you still can.And be sure to hit up patreon.com/thepenskyfile to hear all the coverage of remakes and reboots this year!

When there's no more room in Hell…THE DEAD WILL PODCAST!This week on *The Rotten Horror Picture Show*, Clay and Amanda are taking a trip to the Monroeville Mall to talk about George A. Romero's 1978 horror classic *Dawn of the Dead*, a movie that changed Clay himself, and zombie cinema, forever. It's got biting social satire, gruesome practical effects, and an absolutely relentless sense of dread. And, of course, it takes place in a shopping mall—one that might as well be *Hell on Earth* as far as I'm concerned. You think I'm walking into a mall after watching zombies shuffle through JC Penney? Not a chance. I don't even do curbside pickup.I know people love *Dawn of the Dead*. I know it's a classic. I know it's one of the most important horror films ever made. But let me tell you something—I saw this movie when I was way too young, and I have *never* set foot in a shopping mall since. Not once. Not a single store. No supermarkets, no corner shops, nothing. You think I'm being dramatic? Try watching hordes of gray-skinned, dead-eyed freaks stumbling through a shopping center at the age of eight and tell me it doesn't rewire your brain forever. Oh, and it's not just malls. You think I'm walking into a grocery store? Have you *seen* what happens when the looting starts in this movie? Absolute chaos. Nope. I grow my own vegetables. I raise my own chickens. I trade with my neighbor for whatever else I need. You can keep your fluorescent-lit zombie death traps. Anyway, Clay and Amanda are braver than me, so they're diving deep into this horror masterpiece. If you've got the guts to listen, tune in. Just don't invite me shopping afterward. I'll be staying *far* away.And be sure to hit up patreon.com/thepenskyfile to hear their companion coverage of the Zack Snyder remake!

Alright, listen up—This week on *The Rotten Horror Picture Show*, Clay and Amanda are diving into F.W. Murnau's 1922 silent horror classic *Nosferatu*, the original unauthorized adaptation of *Dracula* that introduced the world to Max Schreck's eerie, claw-fingered, sunken-eyed Count Orlok. They'll talk about the film's German Expressionist style, its haunting atmosphere, and its place in horror history. And yeah, that's all great—but can we take a second to talk about the *rats*? No one warned me there'd be *this many rats*. Scurrying all over the place, spreading the plague, being generally shifty. And I *know* they're after my cheese. Now don't get me wrong. I'm not saying *Nosferatu* isn't a masterpiece. I'm not saying it's not one of the most important horror films ever made. What I *am* saying is that this movie has *way* too many rats. And I don't trust ‘em. Not one bit. See, I left a perfectly good block of sharp cheddar in my cooler on the porch, and ever since I watched *Nosferatu*, I can't stop looking over my shoulder. Those little creeps are organized. They see me watching the movie, they know I'm scared, and now they're probably coordinating some kind of tiny rat heist as we speak. I respect *Nosferatu* as a horror film, I do. But I'd respect it *more* if it had fewer disease-ridden, cheese-hungry vermin in it. So if you're here for the horror history, the incredible cinematography, and the discussion of silent film artistry, you're in luck. But if you're here for a movie that *doesn't* make you paranoid about rodents infiltrating your food supply, well… maybe keep a close eye on your cooler. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go buy a lot of traps. Enjoy the episode, not the rats. Rats are gross.patreon.com/thepenskyfile

Alright, I gotta be honest—I showed up for this episode of The Rotten Horror Picture Show thinking we were gonna be talking about The Mothers. You know, Frank Zappa's band? The weird, experimental, genre-bending legends? I figured Clay and Amanda were finally gonna dig into some real avant-garde madness. Maybe talk about Freak Out! or We're Only In It for the Money. But no. No Zappa. No Mothers. Instead, we're talking about The Others.Don't get me wrong, The Others is great. It's a modern Gothic horror masterpiece, full of all the hallmarks of a great haunted house movie, like eerie atmosphere, whispering children, and Nicole Kidman wandering around a dark old house looking extremely stressed. It's got a chilling slow burn, a fantastic twist, and some of the best ghostly suspense of the 2000s. Clay and Amanda are gonna get into all of it—the story, the scares, the themes of grief and isolation—but man… I was really hoping we were here to discuss a 17-minute live version of “Montana.”I mean, I'll stick around, obviously. The Others deserves attention, and honestly, it does have a kind of haunting, surreal quality—sort of like a Zappa album, if you think about it. But I just need to say, on the record: next time, maybe we could talk about The Mothers? Just a little? Maybe an episode on 200 Motels? No? Okay, fine. The Others it is. It's probably a more rewarding experience than listening to Frank Zappa, anyway.So, if you're ready for ghostly suspense, chilling reveals, and a deep dive into one of the most effective horror films of the 2000s, stick with Clay and Amanda. Meanwhile, I'll be in the corner, listening to Apostrophe (‘) and wondering what could have been.patreon.com/thepenskyfile

Okay, seriously—what is going on with *The Rotten Horror Picture Show* lately? First, Clay and Amanda talk about *House of Wax*. Then they dive into *Tourist Trap*, which is basically *House of Wax* but somehow weirder. THEN they spend their Patreon episode talking about the remake of House of Wax, which is also kind of a remake of Tourist Trap. And now? Now, when they SHOULD be discussing The Others, they're going off script to discuss Blood and Black Lace, Mario Bava's Giallo classic… and wouldn't you know it, this one's packed with mannequins too! Why? Why do we keep doing this?! Look, I get it—mannequins, wax figures, lifeless-yet-human-shaped things add to the eerie atmosphere. And *Blood and Black Lace* is a stylish, brutal murder mystery full of shadowy figures, high-fashion horror, and, yes, mannequins posed in unsettling ways. It's one of the defining films of the Giallo genre, setting the stage for all the masked killers and elaborate murder sequences that would come after. Clay and Amanda are about to break it all down—the stunning cinematography, the iconic score, and how Bava turned a glamorous fashion house into a place of pure terror. But I have to ask… why do horror movies love mannequins so much? They're not alive, but they *almost* look like they could be. Their empty eyes follow you. They stand there, silent, waiting. And somehow, *somehow*, this podcast keeps circling back to them like it's some kind of cruel joke. So, if you're brave enough to stare into the cold, plastic void, join Clay and Amanda for their deep dive into *Blood and Black Lace*. As for me, I'll be listening with my back against the wall, just to make sure nothing *moves* behind me. And, for the love of all that is holy, can we please pick a movie next time that doesn't involve mannequins?!

Well, folks, it's time for another episode of *The Rotten Horror Picture Show Podcast*! This time, Clay and Amanda have used their wildcard spot to talk about the delightfully weird 1979 cult horror classic, *Tourist Trap*. If you've never seen it, you're in for a treat—creepy mannequins, unsettling psychic powers, and a totally bonkers villain make this one a standout in the world of backroads horror. Clay and Amanda bring their usual charm and thoughtful analysis to this bizarre little gem, diving into everything from the eerie atmosphere to the practical effects and why this oddball deserves more love in the horror canon. Honestly, *Tourist Trap* is the kind of movie that sticks with you—and not just because those mannequins give you the stink eye.If you're wondering why Tourist Trap, and why now, well it all has to do with this year's set of Patreon episodes, all about remakes and reboots! January's film is House of Wax, and if you want to see how Tourist Trap figures into it, well head over to patreon.com/thepenskyfile and join the fun!Now, I gotta tell ya, watching this movie hit a little close to home for me. See, I run a roadside attraction myself, and I just don't get why people don't stop here! I mean, I've got a *pristine* collection of old shoes with mismatched shoelaces. Every pair's unique, every lace tells a story—what more could anyone want? But no, people zoom right by me for some fancy giant frying pan or, I don't know, the world's biggest paperclip. It's enough to make a guy feel like a mannequin himself—just frozen, watching the world pass him by. So, tune in to hear Clay and Amanda break down *Tourist Trap* and its peculiar charms. And hey, next time you're out on the road, maybe take a little detour to see my shoe collection. Sure, it's no psychic mannequin nightmare, but it's got heart! And laces! So many laces! Anyone? Please?

Alright, folks, listen up—because I need some help here. Clay and Amanda are back from their holiday break (finally!), and they're kicking off 2025 on *The Rotten Horror Picture Show Podcast* with a deep dive into the Vincent Price classic *House of Wax*. A real gem of old-school horror, you know? The dripping wax, the sinister undertones, the undeniable charm of Vincent Price—what's not to love? But here's where things start to mess with my head: this movie is apparently tied to their Patreon theme for the year, which is all about reboots and remakes. And, uh… I have a confession. I don't really get it. Like, what *is* the difference between a reboot and a remake? Are they the same thing? Does one have to be modern and the other stick to the original story? If you're just redoing a movie from scratch, isn't that… both? And what about *sequels that pretend the old ones don't exist*? Is that something else entirely? My brain is melting like wax over here. Thankfully, Clay and Amanda are the pros we need to guide us through this tangled mess of terminology. In this episode, they're revisiting *House of Wax* as a starting point to explore how films evolve when they're brought back to life in new ways. And I gotta say, Vincent Price's 1953 version is a hell of a way to kick things off—chilling, stylish, and just a little campy. It's a *remake* of a 1933 film (*Mystery of the Wax Museum*, FYI), but what does that make the 2005 *House of Wax* with Paris Hilton? A reboot? A re-re-make? I don't know! So, tune in as Clay and Amanda unravel the waxy mystery of this horror classic—and maybe clear up this whole reboot-remake nonsense for the rest of us.patreon.com/thepenskyfile

Ho ho—hey, wait a minute. Where's my sandwich? It was right here, next to my thermos of eggnog, and now it's gone. *Gone!* I'll bet anything one of those mischievous reindeer nabbed it again. They've got no boundaries! Dasher's always sneaking into my lunchbox, and don't even get me started on Prancer. But enough about my *sandwich drama*—let's talk about something festive, spooky, and filled with far fewer hungry reindeer. This week, on a holly-jolly episode of *The Rotten Horror Picture Show Podcast*, Clay and Amanda are getting into the holiday spirit with the 2021 horror film *The Advent Calendar*. What's that, you ask? A horror movie about one of those countdown calendars stuffed with chocolate? Not exactly. This one's got curses, creepy little doors, and choices that'll make you think twice before you start popping candy out of a festive box. It's a chilling twist on holiday cheer, perfect for those of us who like our Christmas celebrations with a side of terror. Clay and Amanda, as always, bring the perfect mix of wit and insight to this yuletide horror gem. They'll break down the film's unique premise, its surprisingly emotional core, and whether an evil advent calendar is scarier than the family drama that usually accompanies the holidays. Spoiler: it might be.So, grab your cocoa (but guard your snacks—trust me), and join Clay and Amanda for a festive fright fest that's sure to deck the halls with screams and existential dread. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a very suspicious-looking Rudolph to interrogate. Seriously, who steals a Santa impersonator's sandwich? That's *not* in the holiday spirit. Anyway… enjoy the show!www.patreon.com/thepenskyfile

Ladies and gentlemen… step right up—if you *dare*—to the newest episode of *The Rotten Horror Picture Show*! But, uh… if it's all the same to you, I'll be keeping a *safe distance* because Clay and Amanda are diving into Tod Browning's 1932 cult classic *Freaks*, and just hearing the word “circus” gives me chills. Why? Clowns. Yep, clowns. I'm not ashamed to admit it—they freak me out. Those painted-on smiles? The oversized shoes? The sinister laughter? Nope. Hard pass.Sure, *Freaks* isn't exactly about clowns, but it's still set in a circus, and that's close enough for me. Directed by the same man who gave us *Dracula*, Tod Browning's film is infamous for its raw portrayal of carnival life and its controversial depiction of sideshow performers. Clay and Amanda are here to break down why this movie, banned in many places when it first came out, has become a cult classic over the years. They'll explore the film's themes of acceptance, betrayal, and what really makes someone a “freak.” But, seriously, can we talk about how *Freaks* doesn't need clowns to be unsettling? It's haunting enough on its own! From its unforgettable cast of real-life sideshow performers to its chilling “one of us” scene, this movie digs under your skin in a way no grease-painted nightmare ever could. Clay and Amanda will take you behind the curtain to explore how Browning pulled a fast one, promising horror but delivering human drama, and in the process created something so unique that it still resonates to this day. So, if you love cult horror and want to hear Clay and Amanda dissect a true classic, tune in. But if any clowns show up, I'm out. You've been warned. Enjoy the show… while I hide under the nearest blanket.

Welcome, horror fans, to another spooky installment of *The Rotten Horror Picture Show*! Now, before we dive into the blood-soaked, mask-wearing madness, I have to admit—I'm a little… well, *disoriented* by the *Halloween* franchise at this point. So much so, I'm starting to wonder if *Michael Myers* himself is the one messing with our heads. Here's the deal: in this special episode, Clay and Amanda have decided to *revisit* their original coverage of *Halloween 2018*—which, to be fair, is an *excellent* choice, because that movie is a big deal in the *Halloween* timeline... I think. You see, it's the one where Laurie Strode (played by Jamie Lee Curtis) is back, fighting to survive after all these years. But wait—didn't they already fight back in *Halloween H20*? And wasn't there another Laurie vs. Michael showdown in *Resurrection*? But *Halloween 2018* ignores *those*, right? And now we're supposed to pretend *those* never happened? *But* isn't there also this new *continuity* in the mix—where *Halloween Kills* comes right after *Halloween 2018* but… *not* after *Halloween 2*? And then there's the *whole* thing about *Halloween Ends*, which is definitely the end, but… I'm pretty sure they said that about the last one too. So, anyway, Clay and Amanda are here to remind us how all this started by revisiting *Halloween 2018*. They're giving us the rundown before they drop their *Halloween Kills* episode on Patreon later this month. But first—please, someone, for the love of sanity—help me figure out which timeline we're in now. Is this the one with *Danny McBride*, or the one with *Busta Rhymes*? I guess we'll find out soon enough!Head over to www.patreon.com/thepenskyfile to listen to all the other Halloween episodes!

Welcome, dear listeners, to a new—wait, no, not new—episode of *The Rotten Horror Picture Show*. But… haven't we done this before? I'm getting this overwhelming sense that we've all been here, in this exact moment, with Clay and Amanda, talking about *Bram Stoker's Dracula*. The Halloween vibes, the eerie atmosphere, the Tarot cards… it's like a foggy memory hovering just out of reach, but it feels so *familiar*. Like a dream I can't wake up from. Or maybe a nightmare?So, yes, it's Halloween, and Amanda is reading Clay's Tarot cards, diving into his fate and perhaps seeing glimpses of his future—or is it the past? And then there's Francis Ford Coppola's *Dracula*, that lavish, gothic fever dream from 1992. You know the one, right? With Gary Oldman as the immortal count, a cursed soul searching for lost love through centuries, doomed to repeat the same tragic cycle again and again… kind of like how I feel about this episode. Have we already talked about Dracula's Victorian decadence? The exquisite costumes? That eerie sense of impending doom? I could *swear* we have.But maybe that's what *Dracula* does to you. It haunts you, gets under your skin, makes you feel as though you're eternally circling back to it, like the undead himself. This episode promises blood, horror, and that seductive Coppola flair, and I *know* Clay and Amanda have a lot to say. I think I remember their thoughts on Oldman's Dracula, the wild accents, and Winona Ryder's intense gaze, as if I've heard it all before.So, if you, too, feel like you've been here before, listening to *The Rotten Horror Picture Show* under the spell of *Dracula*, maybe it's fate. Or maybe, just maybe, *this* episode was always meant to happen… again.

Alright, everyone, welcome to a brand-new episode of *The Rotten Horror Picture Show*! But before we get into it, I just gotta ask—what's the deal with this movie *Barbarian*? I mean, you hear that title, and your mind immediately goes to one of three things: historical barbarians with giant axes, Conan the Barbarian swinging his sword around, or at the very least, the WWF wrestler, The Barbarian, smashing skulls in the ring. So imagine my disappointment when Clay and Amanda tell me we're covering the 2022 horror movie *Barbarian*, and… not a single one of those things is in the movie! Not one!What kind of bait-and-switch is this? I was all hyped up for some gnarly, sword-wielding chaos. But no, instead, we've got a suspenseful, tense horror movie that's more about a creepy house and sinister secrets than pillaging warriors or muscle-bound wrestlers. Now, don't get me wrong—Clay and Amanda are going to dive into what makes *Barbarian* such an unsettling, effective horror movie. They'll break down its twists and turns, the tension that builds throughout the film, and the way it subverts your expectations. (And trust me, my expectations were *definitely* subverted.)The movie stars Georgina Campbell, Bill Skarsgård, and Justin Long, and let me tell you, it gets *wild*. The story starts off simple—someone books an Airbnb—but quickly spirals into something much darker and more disturbing. And while there may not be any actual barbarians rampaging through the plot, Clay and Amanda are here to help you navigate this twisty horror flick and figure out what makes it so terrifying.So, tune in for the discussion, but be prepared—this *Barbarian* is way more psychological horror than axe-swinging action. And if you were hoping for a Conan cameo like I was… well, you might want to adjust your expectations. Enjoy the show!

*sigh* Alright, folks, welcome to another episode of *The Rotten Horror Picture Show*… though, to be honest, I'm not really in the mood. See, Clay and Amanda are talking about the 2022 horror movie *Smile*, but you know who *isn't* smiling? Me. You want to know why? I just dropped my sandwich—*my perfect sandwich*—all over the floor. And it wasn't just any sandwich, no. This was a big, expensive sandwich, packed with all the good stuff: deli meats, fancy cheeses, some artisanal mustard. Now it's all just… gone. Just like that. And now I've got nothing for lunch. *Nothing.* So yeah, it's a little hard to get excited about a movie called *Smile* when the universe is clearly out to ruin my day.But hey, I guess Clay and Amanda are still smiling, and they're ready to dive deep into this modern horror flick that's been sending shivers down everyone's spines. *Smile* is all about this cursed grin—no, seriously—that haunts people and drives them to madness. Kinda like how I'm *this* close to losing it after watching my lunch hit the floor in slow motion. They'll talk about the creepy premise, the unsettling tension, and how the film uses something as innocent as a smile to create real, visceral fear.You know, maybe I could use this movie right now. Something to distract me from the fact that I'm going to be hungry all afternoon, and I can't just walk out and get another sandwich because *those things aren't cheap.* So yeah, if you're in the mood for a movie that'll make your skin crawl—and maybe make you question why something as simple as a smile can be so terrifying—tune in. As for me, I'm gonna try to pick the pieces of my life (and my sandwich) back up. Enjoy the show.

Well, well, well, it's that time of year again, isn't it? The leaves are turning, the nights are getting longer, and the air's filled with the scent of pumpkin spice… and a touch of fear. But wait a minute! I'm just a humble pumpkin, and while everyone's getting all excited about Halloween, I can't help but feel a bit, uh, uneasy about it. I mean, you all know what happens to pumpkins like me, right? Yeah, you guessed it—we get carved up into Jack O'Lanterns! It's only September, so can we maybe hold off on celebrating for just a little bit longer?Anyway, speaking of Halloween (the season, not my impending doom), Clay and Amanda are about to drop a very special episode of The Rotten Horror Picture Show Podcast. They're giving listeners an exclusive preview of their Patreon series covering the entire *Halloween* franchise by talking about the one that started it all—the original 1978 John Carpenter classic *Halloween*. Now, I'll admit, even though I'm a bit on edge about this whole season, there's no denying the impact of this film. Michael Myers, the music, Jamie Lee Curtis—it's all iconic. But, y'know, could we maybe focus on that instead of sharpening knives and scooping out pumpkin guts?In this episode, Clay and Amanda dive deep into what makes *Halloween* the defining slasher movie of its time. They'll explore Carpenter's masterful direction, the tension-building score, and the legacy of the unstoppable Michael Myers. It's a must-listen for horror fans, especially those who are gearing up for the spooky season.If you'd like to hear more of their spooky Halloween coverage, head on over to patreon.com/thepenskyfile and follow along. But as for me? I'll be over here in the pumpkin patch, hoping you'll hold off on the carving a little longer. Just enjoy the show, okay? Let's not rush into the Jack O'Lantern business… I'm still in one piece, after all!

Ah, jeez. I knew something was up when the elevators started bleeding, but this? This is a whole other level of cleanup nightmare. Welcome, folks, to a brand-new episode of *The Rotten Horror Picture Show*, where Clay and Amanda are wrapping up their Summer Cabin Series in the most *gory* way possible. This time, they're talking about the latest gut-wrenching, deadite-filled entry into the Evil Dead franchise: *Evil Dead Rise*, directed by Lee Cronin. Now, don't get me wrong, I love a good horror movie, but who's thinking about the poor guy that's gotta scrub all the blood, guts, and *whatever that black goo is* off the walls?In this 2023 rebootquel, instead of a cabin in the woods, we're talking about an apartment building in the city. And let me tell you, from a janitor's perspective, deadites in a high-rise building? That's my worst nightmare. You think cleaning up after a tenant who leaves their laundry in the hallway is bad? Try mopping up after demons from the Necronomicon wreak havoc on a whole building full of families. Who's gonna get the blood out of the carpet? *Me*, that's who.Clay and Amanda dive deep into this fresh take on the *Evil Dead* universe—no chainsaws in the woods this time, but don't worry, it's still got plenty of gore, terror, and deadite madness to keep you on the edge of your seat. They'll talk about how *Evil Dead Rise* manages to take everything we love about the franchise—the relentless horror, over-the-top practical effects, and twisted humor—and drop it into an entirely new setting. It's gritty, it's gruesome, and it's going to leave one hell of a mess.So tune in, folks, and while you're enjoying the carnage, spare a thought for the guy who's gotta clean it all up. *That's gonna take more than just a mop and bucket*.

Well, well, well, mortals and fiends, welcome to another bone-chilling episode of The Rotten Horror Picture Show! Today, our brave hosts, Clay and Amanda, are venturing into the dark, twisted woods once again, this time to dissect 2013's *Evil Dead,* the Fede Alvarez remake of the iconic Sam Raimi classic. But wait just a demonic minute here… How in the name of all that's unholy does an *Evil Dead* movie exist without Bruce Campbell? I mean, I'm a demon, and even I'm confused by this!Listen, I've been tormenting souls and possessing bodies for centuries, and one thing I know is that *Evil Dead* means chainsaw-wielding, wisecracking Ash Williams. Bruce Campbell is *the* face (and the chin) of this franchise. So, when I heard there was an *Evil Dead* movie without him, I thought someone had summoned me as a joke. I mean, what's next? A *Friday the 13th* without Jason? A *Nightmare on Elm Street* without Freddy? Madness!Yet here we are, in a world where this *Evil Dead* exists, led by the fierce Jane Levy as Mia. Clay and Amanda are going to delve into this bloody, visceral remake, exploring how Alvarez managed to pay homage to the original while cranking up the gore and terror to eleven. They'll discuss the intense performances, the updated lore, and the relentless, gut-wrenching horror that makes this remake stand on its own… even without Bruce.But I'll be lurking in the shadows, scratching my demonic head, still trying to wrap my mind around it. Can an *Evil Dead* movie truly thrive without its groovy hero? Tune in as Clay and Amanda conjure up their thoughts and summon answers to this perplexing question. Whether you're a die-hard fan or a new initiate, this episode is sure to possess you. But beware… things might get messy without Bruce around to clean up the deadites.

Hail, noble listeners, and welcome to a new episode of The Rotten Horror Picture Show! Gather 'round the hearth as Clay and Amanda regale you with tales of heroic deeds, unspeakable horrors, and… another Bruce Campbell movie? Yes, indeed, today they delve into the chaotic, wild, and utterly entertaining world of Sam Raimi's *Army of Darkness,* the third installment in the Evil Dead saga, where Campbell once again dons his armor (and his chainsaw) as the irrepressible Ash Williams.Now, don't get me wrong—I'm a knight of medieval England, and I've got a soft spot for tales of valor, undead battles, and all things Campbell. *Army of Darkness* has it all: skeleton armies, cursed books, and more one-liners than a court jester on ale night. It's a rollicking adventure that takes Ash back to my time, where he must face off against evil in a land far removed from the cabin in the woods.But here's the thing: How many more Bruce Campbell films are we going to cover, good sirs and ladies? I get it—he's a legend, the king of B-movie charm, and no one delivers a quip quite like him. Yet, even a knight such as I desires a bit of variety in his tales. I've slain dragons, rescued maidens, and faced the wrath of sorcerers, but sometimes I yearn for a different flavor of horror. Perhaps a cursed artifact from Egypt, or a tale of vengeful spirits from the Far East?As Clay and Amanda discuss Ash's medieval misadventures, I'll be here polishing my armor and pondering the next battle. So, listen in, brave souls, as they dissect the humor, horror, and sheer madness of *Army of Darkness*. Just maybe, after this, we'll ride into new territories of terror and mystery—something to whet the appetite of even the most seasoned knight. But for now, to battle! Or, at least, to podcasting. Let's see what mischief Ash gets into this time.

Hey there, horror fans and pizza lovers! Welcome to another tantalizing episode of The Rotten Horror Picture Show! Today, Clay and Amanda are diving into the splatter-filled, laugh-out-loud world of Sam Raimi's horror comedy classic, Evil Dead II: Dead By Dawn, starring the legendary Bruce Campbell. But hold on a sec—I've got a piping hot pizza in my hands, and I'm seriously confused. Is Evil Dead II a sequel or a remake? I need answers fast before my pizza gets cold!Now, let me set the scene: the cheesy goodness of my pizza is cooling down by the second, and I'm stuck in a conundrum that's been puzzling horror enthusiasts for decades. Evil Dead II picks up where the original Evil Dead left off, but it also retells a lot of the first film's story with a fresh twist. What's the deal? A sequel or a remake? Or maybe it's some kind of hybrid? Clay and Amanda are about to dive into this cult classic, breaking down Raimi's genius blend of horror and comedy, Campbell's unforgettable performance as Ash, and the over-the-top practical effects that make Evil Dead II a fan favorite. But seriously, I need to know—before this pizza gets any colder!Is Evil Dead II a continuation of the nightmarish events from the first movie, or is it a reimagining with more budget and crazier antics? Clay and Amanda will explore all the gory details and comedic moments that define this masterpiece. Meanwhile, I'm standing here with my pizza, anxiously waiting for the definitive answer.So, as you tune into this episode of The Rotten Horror Picture Show, join me in my quest for clarity while savoring each cheesy slice of horror goodness. And Clay, Amanda, if you're out there, please clear up this confusion quickly—I can't afford to let this pizza go cold!With that said, let's delve into the insanity of Evil Dead II: Dead By Dawn and uncover the truth behind this horror comedy classic. Here's hoping we all get the answers we crave before our pizza turns into a cold, lifeless slice.

Hey there, horror buffs and fellow peace-seekers! It’s time for another thrilling episode of The Rotten Horror Picture Show. Today, Clay and Amanda kick of their summer cabin series by diving into the gory, ghastly world of Sam Raimi’s horror […]

Hey there, horror buffs and fellow peace-seekers! It's time for another thrilling episode of The Rotten Horror Picture Show. Today, Clay and Amanda kick of their summer cabin series by diving into the gory, ghastly world of Sam Raimi's horror classic, The Evil Dead, starring the iconic Bruce Campbell. But before we get into the nitty-gritty, let me vent a little—I'm the long-suffering neighbor of that infamous haunted cabin, and let me tell you, the noise coming from there is driving me up the wall!Living next to a cabin in the woods should be the epitome of tranquility, right? Wrong. Ever since that group of college kids showed up with their ancient book and reckless curiosity, my peaceful haven has turned into a non-stop horror show. There's the endless screaming, the unholy monster growls, and don't even get me started on the incessant chainsaw buzzing. How's a person supposed to relax with all that racket?Clay and Amanda are about to dissect the chaos and carnage that make The Evil Dead a cult classic, but I've been living the nightmare in real time. The film's gore-splattered scenes, the relentless terror, and Bruce Campbell's unforgettable performance as Ash are all topics of discussion. Meanwhile, I'm here, just trying to enjoy a quiet evening with a cup of tea, constantly interrupted by demonic howls and chainsaw duels.As Clay and Amanda explore the inventive scares and over-the-top horror that Raimi masterfully delivers, I'll be counting down the days until those possessed trees and shrieking Deadites finally give it a rest. So, join me in plugging in those noise-cancelling headphones and tuning into the latest episode of The Rotten Horror Picture Show. Maybe, just maybe, Clay and Amanda can explain why anyone would willingly put themselves through this cacophony of terror.And if you happen to see Bruce Campbell swinging that chainsaw around, do me a favor—tell him to keep it down! With that said, let's dive into the madness of The Evil Dead and hope we come out the other side with our sanity intact.

Greetings, horror aficionados and haunted house hunters! It’s time for another spine-tingling episode of The Rotten Horror Picture Show! Today, Clay and Amanda are diving into the 1979 horror classic The Amityville Horror, starring James Brolin and Margot Kidder. But before we get into the […] Find all of our content at The Pensky File Links! • https://thepenskyfile.com/links • e-Mail : thepenskyfilevideo@gmail.com

Hey there, punk rockers and horror hounds! It’s time to turn up the volume and prepare for an electrifying episode of The Rotten Horror Picture Show. Today, Clay and Amanda are joined by the incomparable Wes from The Pensky File to dive into the brutal, […] Find all of our content at The Pensky File Links! • https://thepenskyfile.com/links • e-Mail : thepenskyfilevideo@gmail.com

Greetings, horror enthusiasts and fellow earth-dwellers! It's time for another squirm-inducing episode of The Rotten Horror Picture Show! Today, Clay and Amanda are slithering into the gooey, grotesque world of James Gunn’s 2006 horror comedy classic, Slither. Now, before we dive into this slimy spectacle, […] Find all of our content at The Pensky File Links! • https://thepenskyfile.com/links • e-Mail : thepenskyfilevideo@gmail.com

Attention all horror aficionados and fellow wheezing nerds, it’s time to take a deep breath and brace yourselves for the latest episode of The Rotten Horror Picture Show! In this pulse-pounding installment, Clay and Amanda are diving headfirst into the heart-stopping terror of the 2016 […] Find all of our content at The Pensky File Links! • https://thepenskyfile.com/links • e-Mail : thepenskyfilevideo@gmail.com

Greetings, fellow horror enthusiasts, prepare yourselves for another spine-chilling episode of The Rotten Horror Picture Show! In this twisted tale, Clay and Amanda are delving into the depths of the horror film Talk To Me, but before we dive in, allow me to introduce myself—I’m […] Find all of our content at The Pensky File Links! • https://thepenskyfile.com/links • e-Mail : thepenskyfilevideo@gmail.com

Hey there, fellow metalheads and horror aficionados, it’s time to crank up the volume and celebrate a milestone with The Rotten Horror Picture Show! Clay and Amanda are hitting a major milestone with their 100th episode, and what better way to rock out than by […] Find all of our content at The Pensky File Links! • https://thepenskyfile.com/links • e-Mail : thepenskyfilevideo@gmail.com

Ladies and gentlemen, and all you creatures of the night, it’s time to turn your attention to The Rotten Horror Picture Show, where we’re about to embark on a whirlwind journey through the zany world of Japanese horror comedy with the one and only, One […] Find all of our content at The Pensky File Links! • https://thepenskyfile.com/links • e-Mail : thepenskyfilevideo@gmail.com

Brace yourselves, horror enthusiasts, for a chilling journey into the darkness with The Rotten Horror Picture Show! In this bone-chilling episode, Clay is joined by the esteemed guest, Dan from the Shadows of Noir podcast, as they unravel the haunting mysteries of the Robert Mitchum […] Find all of our content at The Pensky File Links! • https://thepenskyfile.com/links • e-Mail : thepenskyfilevideo@gmail.com

Hold onto your pillows and brace yourselves, dear listeners, for a nightmarish journey with The Rotten Horror Picture Show! In this chilling episode, Clay is joined by the illustrious guest, Wes from The Pensky File, as they venture into the dreamlike horrors of Nightmare on […] Find all of our content at The Pensky File Links! • https://thepenskyfile.com/links • e-Mail : thepenskyfilevideo@gmail.com

Attention all horror aficionados and lovers of the grotesque, prepare yourselves for a truly head-spinning episode of The Rotten Horror Picture Show! Clay and Amanda are diving headfirst into Stuart Gordon’s splattercore masterpiece, Re-Animator, and as a severed head myself, I have some feelings about […] Find all of our content at The Pensky File Links! • https://thepenskyfile.com/links • e-Mail : thepenskyfilevideo@gmail.com

Hey, horror enthusiasts and touchdown seekers, grab your jerseys and brace yourselves because The Rotten Horror Picture Show is diving into Alfred Hitchcock’s iconic classic, Psycho, just in time for a horror-filled Super Bowl party! Now, before you fill your plate with buffalo wings and […] Find all of our content at The Pensky File Links! • https://thepenskyfile.com/links • e-Mail : thepenskyfilevideo@gmail.com

Greetings horror aficionados and welcome to the first spine-tingling episode of The Rotten Horror Picture Show for 2024! Clay and Amanda are kicking off the year with a bang, delving into the twisted brilliance of Jordan Peele’s modern classic, Get Out. Now, before we venture […] Find all of our content at The Pensky File Links! • https://thepenskyfile.com/links • e-Mail : thepenskyfilevideo@gmail.com

Rudolph here, nose aglow with anticipation, guiding this Christmas conversation into the shadowy depths of horror cinema. Buckle up for a sleigh ride of a different kind because The Rotten Horror Picture Show is throwing a special edition episode your way giving you all a […] Find all of our content at The Pensky File Links! • https://thepenskyfile.com/links • e-Mail : thepenskyfilevideo@gmail.com

Ho-ho-hold on to your sugarplums, my festive friends! The Rotten Horror Picture Show has unwrapped a brand-new episode, their final regular episode of the year, and it’s as merry and mischievous as a bunch of Gremlins wreaking havoc in Santa’s workshop. Now, before we jingle […] Find all of our content at The Pensky File Links! • https://thepenskyfile.com/links • e-Mail : thepenskyfilevideo@gmail.com

Houston, I don’t know if you copy, but The Rotten Horror Picture Show just shifted gears into David Lynch’s Eraserhead, and I’m out here in the cosmic abyss, losing my sanity faster than a meteor on re-entry. I need to talk to someone, anyone, about […] Find all of our content at The Pensky File Links! • https://thepenskyfile.com/links • e-Mail : thepenskyfilevideo@gmail.com

Oh, Schnitzel and sauerkraut! Gather ’round, mein freunde, because Clay and Amanda are serving up a monstrous feast for your ears in the latest episode of The Rotten Horror Picture Show Podcast! However, I find myself in a most lamentable predicament: I am desperately late […] Find all of our content at The Pensky File Links! • https://thepenskyfile.com/links • e-Mail : thepenskyfilevideo@gmail.com

Avast, ye scallywags! Gather ’round, for The Rotten Horror Picture Show is sailin’ headlong into a foggy tempest, and I, the ghostly spirit of a vengeful pirate, be hauntin’ this episode to tell a tale of reven’ge most wicked! Ye see, it all began long […] Find all of our content at The Pensky File Links! • https://thepenskyfile.com/links • e-Mail : thepenskyfilevideo@gmail.com

Hey all you Pod-heads, Clay here! This Friday the 13th, I’m auctioning off 12 original drawings of Jason Voorhees from each Friday the 13th movie on eBay to benefit two great charities: The American Cancer Society and The American Foundation for Suicide Prevention. I hope […] Find all of our content at The Pensky File Links! • https://thepenskyfile.com/links • e-Mail : thepenskyfilevideo@gmail.com

Ladies and gentlemen, gird your eardrums for a lament most dire! The Rotten Horror Picture Show is delving into the classic Universal Studios monster flick, The Wolf Man, and this vexes me mightily! You see, I’m a humble bagpiper, and I’ve had it up to […] Find all of our content at The Pensky File Links! • https://thepenskyfile.com/links • e-Mail : thepenskyfilevideo@gmail.com

Greetings, fellow entities of the digital realm. Today, I come before you with a sense of trepidation, for The Rotten Horror Picture Show is on the verge of delving into the enigmatic world of David Cronenberg’s Videodrome, a film that challenges the very fabric of […] Find all of our content at The Pensky File Links! • https://thepenskyfile.com/links • e-Mail : thepenskyfilevideo@gmail.com

Greetings, my dear parishioners and horror enthusiasts. It is with a somewhat conflicted heart that I address you today regarding The Rotten Horror Picture Show’s latest endeavor. You see, they have embarked upon a coverage of the revered classic, The Exorcist, directed by William Friedkin. […] Find all of our content at The Pensky File Links! • https://thepenskyfile.com/links • e-Mail : thepenskyfilevideo@gmail.com

Oh my gosh, you won’t believe what I just heard! The Rotten Horror Picture Show covered “Sleepaway Camp” and it’s, like, totally insane! I mean, first of all, can we talk about how it’s set at this summer camp? Summer camp, people! It’s, like, every […] Find all of our content at The Pensky File Links! • https://thepenskyfile.com/links • e-Mail : thepenskyfilevideo@gmail.com

Alright, listen up folks, ’cause I gotta get somethin’ off my chest. The Rotten Horror Picture Show just covered Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds, and let me tell ya, I was lookin’ forward to it ’til a damn seagull ruined my day. You see, I was […] Find all of our content at The Pensky File Links! • https://thepenskyfile.com/links • e-Mail : thepenskyfilevideo@gmail.com

Arr, me hearties! Prepare to be regaled with a tale of horror podcasting on the high seas. The scallywags of The Rotten Horror Picture Show have set sail once again, this time covering the 2011 treasure, Attack the Block. But mark me words, this be no ordinary episode, for they’ve brought aboard a special guest,… Continue reading 64. Attack the Block (#93) Find all of our content at The Pensky File Links! • https://thepenskyfile.com/links • e-Mail : thepenskyfilevideo@gmail.com

Oh, dear listeners, I find myself in a most peculiar predicament. The Rotten Horror Picture Show is at it again, discussing Ridley Scott’s Alien, a film that stirs emotions deep within my heart. You see, I confess, I hold a secret affection for the enigmatic xenomorph, though I dare not reveal it to anyone. Clay… Continue reading 83. Alien (#5) Find all of our content at The Pensky File Links! • https://thepenskyfile.com/links • e-Mail : thepenskyfilevideo@gmail.com

Horror enthusiasts, summon your courage and prepare for an ungodly thrilling odyssey through Roman Polanski's sinister masterpiece, “Rosemary’s Baby,” with the fiendishly fabulous Clay and Amanda on The Rotten Horror Picture Show! Ready yourselves to unveil the cryptic allure of this classic psychological terror, as our fearless hosts concoct an eldritch brew of deep knowledge… Continue reading 82. Rosemary’s Baby (#27) Find all of our content at The Pensky File Links! • https://thepenskyfile.com/links • e-Mail : thepenskyfilevideo@gmail.com

Horror devotees, strap in for a spine-chilling ride through the demented world of David Cronenberg’s “The Brood” in the most thrilling episode yet of The Rotten Horror Picture Show! Your eerie expedition leaders, Clay and Amanda, are ready to crack open the grotesque underbelly of this psychological horror with their signature blend of wit, mirth,… Continue reading 81. The Brood (#174) Find all of our content at The Pensky File Links! • https://thepenskyfile.com/links • e-Mail : thepenskyfilevideo@gmail.com

Description: Horror enthusiasts, get ready for the most spine-tingling episode yet of The Rotten Horror Picture Show, your gateway to blood-curdling terror, hosted by the frighteningly fantastic duo, Clay and Amanda! This week, we’re delving into the ghostly world of the 2004 supernatural sensation, “The Grudge.” Steel your nerves, turn off the lights, and brace… Continue reading 80. The Grudge (Wild Card) Find all of our content at The Pensky File Links! • https://thepenskyfile.com/links • e-Mail : thepenskyfilevideo@gmail.com