The Nostalgia Boys Podcast

Dinosaurs and Space Stations!  Human Gerbil feeder with margaritas.. Me and ding dongs alone in a room. He booped a scooter. He gets down with puss. Danny Trejo is Ms. Piggy. Mark Stallone. 

Describe the color green. Whimsical creaminess. Skype - We really degrade shit. Walter Plump. Violet you're turning grape flavored. Junk Drank! That's junk food? It's all blood! Drop the pitchfork lady! One layer of sock. House of one corpse.  Kickstart my Mozart. 

Society hanging on by a thread. Ingredients, not in english. April O'neil and Mitch Mcconnell rule 34. Amber is the color of your turd in bed. If we get off….This orange tastes like almond and cherry. Hey now, thats an allstar drink. Steel arm and Captain Macgilliuddy. Dumbness to accents. 

Wait a minute? Coke in a glass, nope, bong rips. Colonel Angus Beef bitters. The muff them man? Zoey bechamel is the universal sauce.probiotics in the upside down. Gleebon godslayer. 

 I bit my lip. Space herpes. Go carts and shopping carts. Spamcy. Gangly with Pascetti face! Put in the Plemmons! Your bodies combined, I AM IGGY POP. PlayStation Plump

It's the tannin's that get ya. Matthew Broderick root. Short show, no, shit show, yes. Horses are terrifying. Bob Evans smells like B.O. Daddy Long Cords. Here's your pheasant and raisinettes king Henry the 8th. Lt. Dan Icecreammmm!

Swine Organs. Oh no, the disease is spreading! Smoked cabbage. Local traffic updates. Just rinse out your condoms. Put all the cocaine in Mario. Skullduggery! The pharaohs farro. Jerry Momoa. 

Slurs probably from the 80's. LeavenHeaven update. Past participle. Hey you know what soucey is?! So many pustules.

Grain Rain. Methane Letters. The smoothness of a brownie. Fridge Fruit. How did the banana hold up?! Canadian Rihanna Unauthorized Bumbershoot! Dirtbag Nosferatu. Bomber, Bifer, Bumblestiltskin. 

Can a person go to Chilis?! Monopolies. Nicknames with dad. Triple dipper German restaurant. Stuff about our peeholes. Together at last on Skype. Frank the gumshoe monster. Elephant poop in my fingernails. Phillip Seymour “butterball” Hoffman. Body parts stapled to stalactites. 

I want makers for Christmas. Even the air has diabetes! Salads on meat week. Fjord veins. Sam Elliot is Kratos. Rourke torso + Sinbad legs = Voltron. $4 soundboard improves Hollywood movie. We're disgusted and disgusting. Special Ozzed. 

Uncle Roger would hate Chrissy Tiegen's mom. It's the languagecast. Jessica Briel.  Do you like butts…98 ROCK. Oh no it's old man Winters! Can you harvest covid organs? The pigs are people! Glurt Skimpson is my name. Kiss me on my front teeth. The cumulonimbus line. Horsepower to sinew ratio. Stalactite has an ‘M' in it. Was a tiger involved!? 

This is dumb question. Baby shark dead dead dead. Life begins at oink. I'm sorry Panera. Non Fungible Stickers. Grichka, that's a witch. Covids in the POOP. Got covid, now I can suck butt cheeks. When are going to make a white movie!? Billy Hollidick. Well it ain't Mrs. Doubtfire. Ghost of Christmas pasta. How much shot could a slingshot shoot if a sling shot could shoot shot? The massacre of gypsy camp. Slap da bass is broken. How to summon a demon.   

It's the Fireworkscast. Blackguard and hot snakes. Probably check the patreon pre-show. Beans. Look at my hot brown. Johnny Depp is a middle aged 1950s woman. NFL kickers would rule the UFC. Odyssey One, Shoot the Mars, Neon Thruster. PlayStation Bubble Sticks™. Robocop's dumptruck ass. 

Finger talk.  It's thumbs up not thumbs forward. International sign for “oh God”. Inadvertent. Grammar Classes. Chumlee, but made of bricks.  Wolfcreek keyboard. Handjobs, Steve! Celebrate by cutting off a pigs stomach. Sheet pan crack cocaine. Booger is Booster. 

Time to google! Trilogy of elderly questions. Rum Pissinthealley'r. Dime pieces are dingleberries. Protoawake state. Dip your balls in scoville. Long intestines. The Dutch take your ovaries or your pepernöten. Dog stink. Our MMA correspondent Andrew. When she smiles it sounds like a leather belt. It's the Thinnercast. I too need to feel you penetrate me. Adding IMDb keywords. Everyone in this movie sounds like a tree.   

I take a big biiite. You're blue! You're not blue. It's the coffeecast. And Gimli's cock. Carrie Underwood has stretchy pants. John Halo. *Borat Voice: “My Wifi”. Pretty Little Vampire Diaries. And my baubles. Janice the perm smoker. Redneck bathtub with antifreeze. 

Australian frosty mug man. Megaman casting. Old white people shit. One peloton with shoes attached to it. It was definitely a pp. Take it, car. Don't send Bob Dole your Christmas card. Gramma is closer the the pyramids than Cleopatra was to the dinosaurs. Get a new bird sound Hollywood! Kid with mangled teeth and her friend without gloves. 

Or geet. 2 giant sweet teas from Mickey Ds. 4 is like 2 but more. Croissants barter system. Huge Turkey penis. Jesse the Carcass Ventura. Wet applesaucey fart. Is he a genius or an idiot? Shirt so tight my lymph nodes hurt. Video game updates. 2/3 of a movie update. Depressed rodeo clown. James Gammon had a rock cock that haunts Brandon's dreams. Pasties on a cardboard person. 

In 1892 Columbus got a scoop or two.  Johnny Hillsborough is my name. Fred Durst looks like Richard Gere. 80s Dad stuff. Lou Ferrigno's grey wet arm. This'll be great for burning the hair off a pig. Seth was the 5th person in the Bible. 

Frusty Moog techno beats. Live, Laugh, Puke, Repeat. Barbecued candy bars. Lightning cable in the peephole. Alec Baldwin is so talented. Pope: “you can still eat crackers”. Big teeth? Get me Fassbender! 

Gimli's Glass. Booger laden digit. Apple brandy jeans. Scales or Scutes. You mean kludges or gladys? Witch Hazel for your peehole. Meryl Streep's Bull. Harambe says “I'm out!” Flesh termites. Assclap mimes. 

I forgot about the Norway murder hotel. Imagine if teeth were peeholes. I like tortoises. BALD, the meatloaf FAQ!  That ain't my Kermit. CRUCIFY HIM!  People look weird. Parking garage chandelier?! 

Sexuality, yay. Skype covid tests. Yo Yo Ma please don't listen. Worshctershire Cabin, savory syrup. You cant tell me what to do, legs. Inoculated with cat blood maybe? The driller is the house. X Games Emerald City.

Shake that weiner. And Brandon is talking backwards. I refuse to shoot that bear cub. Bruh, it's Care Bear Day. Hold your pee cat! Welcome back peepee. Oh my computer crashed. Many have said, the breasts are not real. Hello Pants to Hello Skirt! Carrie Busey sounds like Grover. 4 purple hearts with broccoli clusters. 

Frrrrusty moog. Ham paste omelette. Frog gas escaping. 60s + Chicken = Sixen. Christley clones Aiken. Telsabot is so Beta. Horse level doses of ivermectin. Duck versions of human things. Sweaty Dad had the chili

Intros never work anymore! Help, please help! Anganoostra bitters from another dimension. Popcorn and peanut butter horse boys! That ain't hard ice cream, dad. Why called Spud? Cabohybrates! Eat sweet breads! I got a shirt and a bag of hammers. 

Bret is feral. Curse words for your kids. Bloody feathered wheels. Blood dead sport redemption. Gag and shot brothers. Chris Columbus is way more famous than you think. Patanga!  Go fool yourself. 

Crunchy Barrel. Deli people tried to eat me. Sebastian Bach Tower? It's like a mask for your penis. Fishy Mushroom. M. Night ShyamaLamb. Holy Pixel Tits. Frankenstein's Monster played by John C. Reilly. 

Someone threatened me with dogs and I'm going bald.  Mango gristle. Horse face, big nuts, very sexual. McConnell eating lettuce in the corner. Patrick Star went to space. That's not Jason Mraz. Sweat dump in the bathroom. Surprise Wing Commander. All the Whats?

Oswald Cobblerpot. Salty things in pooling in waffles. Panic and baking correspondent. Covid isn't real. Pee stick. Jel Sert has a monopoly.  Take my bionic seed! State-O-Meters. McChicken now at Chick-fil-a. Cthulhu was pommeling. Popozao. Ship Chortage. Winter Soldier and Hawkman. 

Kavanaugh's Peehole Bar and Grille. Battle ropes are hard. A can of 7 dicks. Covid robot returns. Epcot Cucumber.  Tune in next week for no show. Season 19 coming up

Mothman's meaty ass. Mike teaches Brandon TikTok. Quasimodo's torso. Gildan fortress. What time is toaster strudel? Ascot vs. cravat vs. jabot. Our big E3 recap. 

Horn Faced Man. Jason is my copilot. Pillow Hammermouse. It's just a spring roll for the May Queen. My balls are on your neck. A throwing star?! Undigested bit of synthetic marijuana. Shower me Frank. 

Where guava? Pets that murder. Throwups. Overcooked eggs. Neil Degrasse Tyson said...something. Yeti Syrup. Pennsylvania accents. That's So Bam. 

Check out my big billy! John C. Reilly impressions. Nice back yard, for the moon. Save a bird, kill a worm. Testicle full of worms. Agape'. Nurse Martha! F.U.C.S.P.U.C. 

 A blob of marmalade. Let your meat hang loose. Pop Tarts. Is grilled cheese a problem for you lately? Food talk. Fruit served in a liquid. Frogs jump HOW far? The green knit.  

Diseased evangelist. Airport nightmares. Mmmmm, poop thread. Alanis Morrissette lyrics. Best kiss goes to Justin Timberlake and Will Ferrell! Miley Cyrus needs septum surgery. He's Chad Dad. He's getting his soul sucked. 

Tuning forks are for salad. Mooniper berries. Rhinos = dinosaurs. Red rover send Forrest on over. I'm Dave Thamas. COVID-19 PPTTHHHTT. Dwayne Johnson is doctor evil, Vin Deisel is mini me. The Rock and white ape. Caitlyn, you have a 14 in this class. Run laps ‘til you puke. School stories. 

Black licorice makes your peepee small. Shrapnel and bacon grease. Anyways, he got shot. Cassowaries. Akimbo injections. Dodge, duck, dip, dive, dodge. Smells, tastes, sounds, smells, and smells. It's a record.  

Sunset over a tundra. I lied its empanadas. That ain't your dads truck. Drive by needling. 80's P Juggernaut. Why do I fail to type things here?

Bass noises. And bass noises. Zit talk with 30 year old men. ASMR thunder. Cheez Whiz is not EZ cheez.. Seniors and QR codes. Tax talk 2021. Bored Games. Emphasize the “ch”. Loose meat. Chastity gloves. I'm dog meat!   

 Assault my guts with a mystery malt beverage. Plugged cat urethra. Citizen What Are They Talking About? Fruit pies make excellent flotation devices. Absinthe on my cold cuts. Stephen Hawking broke. Transvestite doctor creates golden speedo man. Frankenfurter. Gilbert grapes mom is in borderlands. Spirit Liotta returns! Mike's HARD m-16. Blue devil just wants to be friends.

Disabled people or my wife. Trout goblin in the wall. Best Nut? Which bread is right bread? She got creamed right in the face. Gatorade and Razor blades. Bulldog Ransom. Brandon explains NFTs...sort of. 

Orson Welles hot breath. Easy Emphysema. Ice cube through a wormhole. Fog level: silent hill. Mini mint children. Did Helen Keller play pinball? Mike Myers is a shiny cherub. Oh my neck beard!  . 

Orson Welles ghost. Da Beers. Put pantyhose on your bat. Women in sports: lingerie bowl! Hey man, are your eyes good man? I peed in a corner and now I'm also dead….Peter...♫And the microphone smells like a pit♫. Megamans and the such. 

I'm a real beer daddy! Balsa wood stalgia. She went digital on him. MAGA snot rockets. Turns out Marilyn is a rooster. Uploading brain cancer to your cerebellum. Chips and Dicks. Chimp Vs. laser face. James Bond: Please just stay dead. The early GIRD gets a hurt esophagus. Member girls gone wild?      Apologies for some of the audio, Brandon had some robot voice and it was quiet in the beginning! 

The gerbil has been activated. Tasty dishwasher liquid. Mountain Dew = Gin+Apple juice. Black mountain in my pants? She hates hot meat. Mt Dew Code Red is stodgy. Ken Molestina, I'm so sorry. #bonebroth.   

Merry Chrysler! News of the present and news of the presents. Here comes the turkey shits! Illegal nipples on Twitch. Buying and selling. Schmutzli. Food adjectives. Perpetual Festivus. Gerard Depardon't. Ahh the cat food transition. Heavenlybodies.com. Isn't any PC a chicken warmer? Audacity, why!?