The Dead Baby Bear Podcast

It's been a minute, but we're back in the podcast saddle! Sean and Kathleen crap on realtors and life coaches. Watching people look at the house you're trying to sell sucks, but judging other people's homes is fun. Your car's brakes vs. a rental car's brakes. Hoarders and their soup cans. Lost love letters. Big inheritance energy. Getting egg shamed. Old school Ozempic. Using ChatGPT to break bad news. First will and testament (Sean gets the dick bong). Getting kicked out of weddings. “Loan denied. At least you don't have cancer!” Getting recognized for dark jokes. “I'm gonna find your son and marry him.” Anonymous Lecomber. Scott Thompson is a legend - go see him if you have a chance! “The Golden Bachelor.” Shout out to Puff Mama! Kathleen is the Trump of Canadian comedy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rush hour rage. Shanty towns. Sex in cars. Kathleen takes a right turn. Advice from Stephen Harper's wife. Fun times in the nation's capital. Lap dances to long songs. Sometimes the service is too good. Turning on customers. Restaurant review clapbacks. Tit progression. Dating app measurements. There'll never be a comic union. Chicken wings? How about shrimp. Trolling the troll. Kathleen sometimes listens to FOX News for fun. “That's how I can tell they're poor, their clothes suck!” Fentanyl eye patch. Butt stuff. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a live podcast recording from the Grindstone Comedy Festival in Edmonton with the hosts of Dead Baby Bear Podcast, Kathleen McGee and Sean Lecomber! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brought to you by Spanx. Sean thinks girls just get “clowned up” for other girls. Cancel culture and saying controversial stuff to get famous. Sean and Kathleen mention that they have no money for the 2,358th time (almost as many times as Sean has referenced the ‘you know what'). Drug addicts have a lot of energy. Kathleen saw someone poop on the street. Tandem dumpster diving. “Let me see that tong!” Hey, why is there semen in this diaper? Catalytic converters. Kathleen went to Calgary's horse death festival. Sean laughs about the Flames losing their star player, who would rather live in Columbus, Ohio than Calgary, Alberta. I guess being an hour from the mountains isn't the draw they thought it was. Molly Shannon & Gary Coleman. Vince Fluke. Kathleen took 20 shafts in one night, while Sean's personal best is 10. Curdled puke is avoided by using almond milk. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sean sets a new personal best. Butchering other people's jokes. Crucified by your penis and balls. Grazing the breast. Creepy massages are fading away. Sean has a near life experience in the ocean and is saved by a child. Sean says nipples a bunch. We need a girl-based religion. Zoo marketing tactic. Fireworks, fire trucks, ambulances. Non-stop Mexican food. Disneyland lineups. “You shit in a ride?!” PF Changs. Second weddings. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're baaaaaack! Is the Queen still alive? Who is going to die first, Sean or Kathleen? Is heaven just more life? What do souls look like? It's easy to be a coward when you're in charge. Guns are scary. So much “x-factor” on this show. Disneyland! Edmonton beating Calgary was awesome and we talk sports for a bit. Calgary is “quiet Toronto.” Why do people who have never been to Edmonton hate it? Kathleen loves reading menus and Google reviews. NFTs and crypto are a grift. Who uses cash anymore? Kathleen misses the lockdown. Sean takes other people's pills. Upsizing is better than upselling. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sean and Kathleen try to get canceled. Woke white guys are doing it for the nookie. People in the UK fake tan way too much. Abortion comes up. Things get dark. It's time to regulate dicks. Kathleen & Sean lament the state of stand-up. VR porn stars. Do nerds do oral better? Probably not. What is worse: mattress on the floor, or cartoon sheets? Tinder tour. Abortion comes up again. Too small to be a hero. Why are people proud to be tall? Hotel beds are disgusting. Kathleen can't wait to do jury duty again. Comedians getting attacked! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gamer trash talk gives Kathleen a grandma moment. “That's a whole other weird one!” Sean dreams of a socialist utopia. Kathleen can't believe the monkey scenes at the start of 2001: A Space Odyssey. Two comedians wade into the Russian war in Ukraine. Sean explains human evolution. Have dicks gotten smaller over the years? (Awful) themed hotel rooms. The freedom rally people are still going. Trudeau is the left wing Trump. Britney is pregnant. Comedians basically drive for a living. Could you euthanize a healthy cat? Farmurderers. 1 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dad jokes. Coca Cola's new mystery drink is disgusting, but what even is it? White person bubble tea. Callback to an old episode. Would you like to die doing something you love? What's it like to be a zoo animal? Would living in a zoo of people be sweet? The worst thing a person can be is a woman you hate. Coming this fall: The Booker's Wife. Sean Binary. A Very Sureshot Christmas. Filmmaking. Kathleen equates the Will Smith slap to 9/11. Will Smith. Ratio me, Daddy! Passing out. Sean's comedy is like a waterslide. HP sauce icing on steak. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bitches and assholes. Competing with fake musicians. Kathleen calls out a Facebook friend. Anger issues. Having rich parents really helps. Sarah McLachlan. Lockdown jokes. Small towns are great. Bars with carpets. Shotgunning beers with kids. Girl ideas. Crooked Creek donuts. Shut up for a while! Fighting online. What if mountains were more like hills? Skipping the Terry Fox run. Sean has a great idea for merch. ADHD. “Stop jerking off to me!” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I'm not sure where I'm standing. Too many Stans & Bads. “A fall into!” Levels of delivery driver. “I'm coming up.” Misandry. Tectonic sex. Opinions suck. Interesting inheritance. TikTok cancel creators. Cancel culture is a great distraction. Sean should have won a crisis actor Oscars, but Kathleen has more acting credits. Get high and focus on the extras in the next movie you watch. Sean makes it worse. Dweebs with money ain't dweebs. Do dolphins shit? The ocean is full of fish pee. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Getting paid. Phone fears. The Joy of Sex. “Nobody prefers foreskin.” Kathleen tries to call Lisa Baker for her opinion on penis skin. Feminism stops at “going to war.” Finding deceased parent's sex toys. Farmer's don't flex their wealth. “You should go to the casino.” Small talk. Fake Einstein quotes. Successful people must have sold their souls to the devil. Kathleen hates puking. “I'm not fucking you because you're holding my keys!” Oral sex lessons. Lisa Baker calls back! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kathleen has a run-in with a fan. Convoy vs. Actual War. Not every Karen is mad. “Dear Vladimir Putin, I'm so sorry I wasn't your mother.” Would you fight in WWIII? Loyal followers, or sheep? Sean has nothing goinf on. “Funny for a boy.” Long pussies. Why is everything so precious now? Longing for stupid arguments. Protesters. We didn't even try with a scratchy ticket. “Don't put it in my bunker!” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Never give men a microphone. Listen to our “attempted murder podcast.” Groceries at Circle K. Sean has a grocery store conspiracy theory. We are the cockroach of audio. Archival footage of Sean resurfaces. Kathleen is tired of protesting. Dunking on convoy trolls. “Real” men. Is there space in heaven still? Sean has a great business idea for a local radio station. Shepherd's Pie. Kanye is the latest celebrity to air out his dirty laundry. What kind of a person wants to be a politician? The only job where the customer isn't always right is sex work. Misgendering cis males. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Texts from numbers you don't know. Flip phones were our rotary phones. Poor graphic designers. I'm trying my best! Diva cups. Kathleen doesn't get why being kicked in the nuts hurts. What's the funniest dick on TV? Not to sound antisemitic. All we have left as white people. Kathleen wishes you saw a man's dick earlier in the date. Sean has thoughts on periods. Dr. Ho! Coffin cams. Gravestone typos. Terry Fox. We won! Kathleen is getting into the NFT game. “Damaged Man!” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mother nature's booster shot. Don't talk about diesel buns. Hugh Hefner. What's your favourite movement pattern? Sleeping with other comedians. Drinking & Tiktok. “I love Costco.” Lip separation. Varient gender reveal. Patient zero. Conspiracy theories. Sean doesn't trust the Chinese government. Kathleen tests the algorithm and tries not to slip. How long were human tails? Sean wants to live forever. Cryogenic freezing. What if we are delicious? Theme songs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back and it's episode 100! Sean gets out some pent up rage about women. Herd immunity. Doggy daycare. Celebrity death clout. Men with kids didn't know when to pull out. One diaper policy. “It's just like preparing Mexican food.” A good fart is like a good cry. The Bread Lady Stair broadcast. Alexa Hey Google Siri. Periods. Short-term COVID-19. Sean Lecomber gives his world famous comedy tips. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gestational periods. We only like sleep because we get tired. The night shits. Pre-recorded shows. Christphobia. “Frig” cancer isn't strong enough. Ripping off Mitch Hedberg. Dead silently in your corner. Big pharma exploding in your mouth. Sean's blood bank. Would Just For Laughs Gags work outside Quebec? Kathleen is learning French and Sean vents about French. The “woo” boys are all gone! Active shooters. The psychopath gene. Fruitcake is the tofu of dessert. Quatre-vingt dix-neuf Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back! The obituary period. Foot Shocker. Dirty talk at Lids. Laughing the right way. Sean gets an important phone call. Stolen Valor, Hidden Dragon. Internet beggars. Thank you for your service. Kathleen is too nice. Kickstart my heart. Presence makes the heart grow colder. White ladies with tight perms. Balls! Resting climate face. How did they capture the essence of a cake?! “If I can peel an orange, I can wipe my ass.” Spite items in the will. Sean mentions Hitler. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Staring at breasts. “Mmmmm.” Tits alone can't solve problems. Choking and sex: an acquired grip. Slutty, not kinky. Who eats a taco with a fork? The beauty of masks. We would be so bad at war. Kathleen takes a boomer turn. Anti-vax energy. Bezos should give everyone money. Elon Musk is a wiener. Who Wants To Decapitate A Billionaire? Another non-winning ticket. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The first internet post. Sean passed his ADHD test. Mao Zedong. Canadian Thanksgiving. Adolph Maradona. Censorship. Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria. Everybody wants free money. If you live on the street, you get a lot of views. Good at coping. Fort McMurray. Pussy or mouth? Shaun Pancake Zone. Divas at every level. Crap comedy clubs. Special shoutouts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Signing bonus for labour job is a bad sign. Fuck everyone under the age of 30. Cancel culture. Dave Chappelle ruined law enforcement for Sean. Kathleen is not a Karen. The male Karen is Darren. Working at the airport. Influencers. Kathleen took a mushroom tumble and Sean got the security footage. A Ken doll fall. Taxi is unrealistic. Anyone with two problems should die. “Right where the roofers would stand.” Old dudes who are into younger chicks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A cover of the song Informer dedicated to Dave Chappelle. The least important election season. Serial killers who don't kill. Rebranding cancer. Switching roles with your kids. Cooking is hard. Kathleen's been busy. Honestly, 100T isn't that bad! Baby eating. Tunnels. Vaccine passports. Making fun of local politicians. Old people are very honest. Heart of the city or the brain of the city? Rob Ford. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kathleen's wedding was more like an aftergrad. Chugging wine. Blue Rodeo. Musicians get more stage time than comedians. Bouquet toss. Northern Queen made Kathleen a THC wedding cake and High Times shouted it out. Surprised by her own idea. Alberta is Wuhan. Women used to use moss? Sean holds scissors all episode for some reason. Maybe Jesus is a time traveling doctor. Vaccine passports. Greta is telling off adults again. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're not bad! Do your skills match your position? Freedom prison. Never give up if your goal is realistic. Not a “natural causes” guy. No one's throwing gravel at Brent Butt. Extras are insane. Crypto God. Cop cars. Vasectomies. Comedians should stay away from Twitter. Luck. Nickelblack. Dicks on TV. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

COVID-19 tests are the newest status symbol. Return of the mask. Are zoos that bad? School stabbings. The Debaters. A cow doesn't have to watch free cows run by. The trifecta. All-seeing or some-seeing? How many people are jerking off at any given time? COVID porn. Aliens or god? Space racist. Would you want to travel to the future or the past? Time travel agency. The dentist barber. Baby roasts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Teaching comedy. Vets and realtors. Fact checking comedy. Export A. Poisoning yourself for flavour. Supply and no demand. Blame the fans. How loud can you get? Don't buy the cheap brake pads. Road stories. If people argue about who should pay a bill, the server should decide. Dogs fighting in the background. “What would you feed your babies?” Back to the Future is more accurate than the Jetsons. Meth head bike mechanics. Fresh nuggets are a game changer. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tricking pets. Getting “Bleached In.” More people die as you get older. Anyone need their FUNeral planned? Misgendering corpses. Funeral emcees. Memories of being new at comedy. Amazon unboxing. Thieves! Old bikes get stolen less. When did homelessness start? Vaccine passports. The “unvaccinated section” of the concert. Johnny and Janet Freedom. More lockdowns? Twitter politics. Adam is an amazing cook, as per usual. Pranks! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sponsorships and drugs. Sean doesn't want to do mushrooms in case someone dies. Trampoline orgasm. Fingerbang. Camping stories. Trash and fireworks! Dog leash communism. Sometimes humans and fish are too close. “Why did she call that freak a freak?” Kathy Griffin. Is it time to be mean again? Famous and poor. Sean writes a pop song. Fine Apple. Talking along to jokes. Sean is all track and no field. The Olympics. Update on Ezzy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you book a tour, Kathleen will come. Some rich people have crappy children. Soaked weddings. Veils are expensive. The Grindstone Festival was a success! Sean needs at least a little bit of ego. The hilarious accountants if Kuala Lampur. Sean pulls back the curtain on stand-up comedy. You can't say you have trust issues if you fly. The billionaire space race. Youtube families. Online clothes shopping. Everything is a sales pitch. Kathleen wants to be a funeral planner. Are cemetaries a waste of space? Objectifying men. Men's synchronized swimming. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you book a tour, Kathleen will come. Some rich people have crappy children. Soaked weddings. Veils are expensive. The Grindstone Festival was a success! Sean needs at least a little bit of ego. The hilarious accountants if Kuala Lampur. Sean pulls back the curtain on stand-up comedy. You can't say you have trust issues if you fly. The billionaire space race. Youtube families. Online clothes shopping. Everything is a sales pitch. Kathleen wants to be a funeral planner. Are cemetaries a waste of space? Objectifying men. Men's synchronized swimming. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What a waste of free speech. Low income birds. Freedom equals long lines. The life of a sound guy. Brave, gorgeous and amazing. Penis jokes and ass eating. Ruining jokes. Beach volleyball with children. Playgrounds were pretty dangerous in the 80s. Shit sifting. Corporate sponsorships. War stories. Big Brother & pooping around other people. Dine Kampf. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Just kidding. How much can you swear on stage? GoFundMe scammers. Bill Cosby. Rapist welder or welder rapist? What do sexual misconduct and autism have in common? Does everyone hate Sean? Recording is tough. Comedy and church are kinda the same. Getting back on stage. Non-famous people roasting each other make no sense. Improv is kid comedy. Barbie sex. What kind of learner are you? Everything is a deep fake. Outdoor shows. Hitler's mom. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kathleen gets told to rot in hell. “What are you doing on that side of the mesh?” Abortion Escortist. The weirdest Canada Day. Shitting in buckets. Business idea: port-a-potty apartments. Make Climate Great Again. Dead Baby Bear is going to co-run for Prime Minister. TitTok. A loud squirrel won't shut the hell up. Sucker for sales people. The heat wave. Classified ads. Orgasmic shits. Podtervention. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Letters to the editor. Facebook Likes. Free Britney! “Mild sterilization.” Ayahuasca. The universe always tells you what you want to hear. Sean is a scorpio. Recreational Gravol. Nocturnal missions. Garage sales are back. The benefits of being unapproachable. Fuck raisins. Gladiators. The robots are coming. Reading porn. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sean never looks at other people in traffic. POW camp for a Saturn. Kathleen wishes she went to beauty school. Pay day bruises. Live comedy is back! Sean looks like a kitchen guy. Hot women are rarely good waitresses. Does this person have ulterior motives? The oldest ever dick pic. How do things work? Coffee University. When did this news arrive? Deaths of abundance. Everyone has the same tone when leaving voicemails. 9/11. Hypnosis is fake. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Controversial opening. Double vaxxed vs. vaccine hesitancy. What can I do instead of comedy? Cum-based cryptocurrency. It's so hard to be younger. Winning the dick lottery. Anonymous outrage. Stairway joints. Jim became a cat dad. Sean took an exam. A storm almost wrecks the show. Renting from yourself. Used high-end underwear that's reasonably priced. Floating mansions. “I used to wash my grandpa's balls.” Semen hot dogs. Sink Sauvignon. Support local? Liberty. Managers can do anything, right? Sean brings up his favourite subject. Hard resets and personal massagers. Do it with your fingers. This episode was filmed in front of live backyard audience. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

No one looks worse with a tan. Who is a Catholic in 2021?! People in the up-and-down religions have nice butts. Homeless cats. Coupled people. Line etiquette. Anti-maxer. Comedy is back, but do we remember our jokes! Oh great, another white guy. Sean has nothing worth stealing. “That's how you get murdered in Mexico.” I cut, you pick. “Hey, I didn't know I could drink out of that!” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sean is a hypochondriac. Don't Google your symptoms, but do your research! The morning after pill for food. Sean comes from a long line of freezers. Raised by cowards. Dickie Dee. Harriet's Magic Hats. Conspiracy theories! GoFundMe. Drinking on range roads. There should be more female leaders. Sean's plan for the afterlife. Divorces. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sean makes it controversial right off the hop. Canadian accents & family recipes. What do you do when your dog gets ugly? Mercy killings. Italian pigeons. Good personalities. Sean doesn't take soccer seriously. It gets a bit controversial again. Voicemails matter. Talking shit to kids. Anti-vax energy. Kathleen is an instapothead. How poor people stay poor. Money is stupid if you don't have it. Rumours vs. Dick. Doing business on the podcast. Sean once again makes it controversial. Albertans are embarrassing Alberta. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Suck dick, drink light beer, learn to play the piano. Average looking guys are the best. Starbucks isn't difficult. Something smells. Nazi flags. Racist or fan of the Dukes of Hazzard? Sean brings up a familiar topic. Liberals care about what they can't see; Conservatives care about what they can see. Rich or famous? Religions are ridiculous. Dictator or dick painter? Sean got a new hat. “To Don't” lists. Feltching. Maternal instincts. Big Brother, but for kids. Being cool under pressure is a meaningless trait. The best time to start comedy is when you're lonely and depressed. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The podcast starts with an intro! Doing a musician's taxes. Sean starts to come around on Zoom comedy shows. A sad game of The Sims. Facebook sucks, except for spying on your enemies. Sean's former bully has a full-Qanon wife. Botox. Misgendering animals. Stories from the road. Kathleen's sketchy neighbourhood. Which vaccine do you want? Boy/girl fights. Did we win the scratchy ticket? 9/11 jokes. Follow us here: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.