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The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast
B&T Extra: DILFs, Underwear pull-ups, & Cemetary Sex

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2025 22:47


On today's Extra, DILFs, Underwear pull-ups, & Cemetary Sex Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Kyle & Jackie O Show
FULL SHOW: DILF

The Kyle & Jackie O Show

Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2025 148:29


ON TODAY'S SHOW: Opener Tradie V Lady Dr. KIIS Birthday Wheel O News Thankless Jobs Pop Quiz Confession Booth Kyle's Jingle Jam Michael Balderstone: Legalise Cannabis Party O News Last Calls Follow us on @kyleandjackieo for more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gaytriarchs: A Gay Dads Podcast
The one with Mario & Monte

Gaytriarchs: A Gay Dads Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2025 68:12


This week, David swallows his pride and asks Gavin for advice, we give a listener no advice whatsoever, we honor our DILF of the week, we rank the top 3 characters we wanted to be as kids, and this week we are joined by Hawaiian Dads and general beams of light Mario & Monte who share with us their unique story to becoming Dads, what auditioning for the Air Force chorus is like, and why every good story about kids starts with poop.Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to GaytriarchsPodcast@gmail.com, or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

The One Piece Podcast
Episode 867, "Holding Space for Shanks" (with Joel Ruiz and Evan Brando)

The One Piece Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2025 161:30


Delaney and Vero are back in the hot seat with a new installment of the game of games, the Boyfriend Bracket - a completely scientific tournament to determine who's got the best One Piece boyfriend. This week it's Daddy vs Daddy in a LIVE all-DILFs smackdown with our panel of competitors - Shannon Strucci (Fight Together co-host, actual play performer, video essayist) Joel Ruiz (GM of Critical Bits, Oddity Roadshow, & S.S. Bad Ship) and Evan Brando (comedian and podcast host)! We've also got a double anime recap of episode 1127 “Luffy vs Kizaru! A Fierce Kaleidoscopic Battle” and episode 1128 “The Nightmare Strikes - Godhead of Science & Defense, St. Saturn” from Sam and Steve, and a double dose of yaoi with a lightning round of Yaoi Thunderdome! SUBSCRIBE TO US ON PATREON! You can subscribe on Patreon and get access to ad-free episodes and our 800+ episode archive, our exclusive series 4'ced to Watch 4Kids with Steve & Alex, our full-length film OPPJapan, exclusive episodes with our special guests and a lot more. 00:00:00 Introduction 00:13:16 The OPP Boyfriend Bracket: DILF Edition;01:34:29 Anime Recap: Episodes 1127 & 1128;02:15:20 Yaoi Thunderdome & To Be Continued…! NEWS & UPDATES Our video recording of the OPP at City Winery is now LIVE for patrons! You can watch our previous show from April on YouTube here! The OPP is officially British Famous! Read what Zach had to tell the good people of England about One Piece as it lands on BBC iPlayer in “One Piece: From ‘niche within a niche' to global phenomenon” by Samuel Spencer! OPLA! is back for a whole new season! Check out interviews with the cast including Aidan Scott (Helmeppo), Alexander Maniatis (Kuro), Craig Fairbrass (Zeff) and Chioma Umeala (Nojiko)! Don't miss out, subscribe at patreon.com/onepiecepodcast to get the full One Piece Podcast experience!  We have an all new series about the history of 4Kids … as told by the people who were actually there. Check out 4Kids Flashback every Wednesday! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Life Uncut
Ask Uncut - Do You Have A Work Crush?

Life Uncut

Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2025 57:43 Transcription Available


Hey Lifers!Welcome back to ask uncut where we answer all of your deep and burning questions!First up today, thank you so much for the beautiful and encouraging messages we have received about Laura and Matt’s incoming baby girl!! We have a chat about having ‘another’ girl.Huge shout out to the entrepreneurial mums out there that are working to the productivity limits! Vibes for the week: Britt - You Season 5 on Netflix Keeshia - Commbank Travel Money Card Laura - PW Pantry Recipes Then we jump into your questions! NAVIGATING EX AND NEW PARTNER AROUND MY SON5 months ago my fiancé and I broke up, we have a 1.5 year old boy together and are doing our best to stay ‘civil’ for our child. When we broke up my ex asked that I introduce any new partners/ potential step dads to him (my ex) before I introduce him to our son. I agreed and asked for the same in return. But, I recently met a really nice guy who has major potential to be in my future, but it has me thinking that I want to experience what he is like around/with my son before I tell my ex that I’m seeing someone. I have mixed emotions as I do understand where my ex is coming from, but I also don’t want to have to tell my ex when I’m ‘seeing’ someone as this could potentially happen again, and again (if this guy doesn’t work out). Please help a girl out, what do you think is the best option? I’m happy to have the conversation with my ex if the situation needs to change but I genuinely don’t know what to do. HARMLESS CRUSH WHEN MARRIED - NORMAL?I got married recently and adore my husband. I can't fault our relationship at all! However, I'm a nurse at a hospital and have found myself attracted to one of the surgeons at work. I've always thought he is a massive DILF, but I've found myself recently thinking about him even when I'm not at work. I would NEVER act on these feelings at all, I genuinely think they are just like an attraction/lust because he's sexy. We do work together a bit, and I found myself excited when he comes in to see his patients or when I'm assisting in theatre with a surgery for one of his patients. My question is, IS THIS NORMAL? Is it just like a harmless little crush/sort of like a forbidden fruit or fantasy because I know nothing will ever happen? (He is also married/has kids). It also feels sort of wrong thinking about him when I'm not at work? Any advice is appreciated!!PS I don't want to tell my husband about this at all because even though it's harmless I know it will upset him/maybe cause a rift in a relationship for literally no reason! I just want your thoughts about why I keep thinking about this Doctor?!? (And when I say thoughts , they are mostly sexual lol which makes me think it's just a weird fantasy). IS IT RUDE NOT TO WISH KIDS HAPPY BIRTHDAY THESE DAYS?Are ‘Happy Birthdays’ still a thing!? My son just turned 2 and I’m a little upset at the lack of friends and family that actually took the time to message me / call to see him and say happy birthday. My partner seems to think that life just gets busy and people sometimes remember but then forget to do anything about it. But I think that if someone really means something to you then they have no excuse to make the effort?!? The OTT me makes me not want to take my son to see these people, particularly family members who can’t even say happy birthday to him…. Obviously I would never do that but still. I just feel sad for him and I'm not really sure why!! HUSBAND WANTS SEX DAILY - HOW DO I APPROACH THIS?My husband and I have been together for 5 years. When we first started dating we had a great sex life. Overtime I have found that my sex drive has lowered while his is still extremely high. He thinks we have to have sex EVERY day and complains if we miss a day or two, says “he can’t remember the last time we did it” and then wants to play “catch up” and have it multiple times the next day we have sex (which isn’t often given it’s hard to let a day go by without it). I have tried to tell him it’s completely normal to only have sex a few times or week (or at least not everyday) but he won’t have a bar of it. He says I should feel lucky to have a husband who finds me so attractive. He gets hard every time we are in bed together. But all I want sometimes is to just have a cuddle and watch tv without him getting his thing out and the expectation of what’s to follow that. I don’t know how to raise with him because I don’t want sex every single day.I’ve tried jokingly saying it, I try to tell him I’m too tired and try to get out of it when he starts to initiate but at the end of the day I don’t want to hurt his feelings and reject him. I find him attractive and I want to have sex but not as often as he does. It’s exhausting. You can watch us on Youtube Find us on Instagram Join us on tiktok Or join the Facebook Discussion Group Tell your mum, tell your dad, tell your dog, tell your friend and share the love because WE LOVE LOVE! XxSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Girl Core
53: Girl Talk: DILF's, kissing, giving brain & long distance dating

Girl Core

Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2025 20:11


From White Lotus 'unattractive' to Jacquemus DILF! Halli Smith unpacks John Gries' stunning transformation, proving the power of taking control of your style and self confidence. Plus, get ready for the DILFs & bull riding, this episode of 'Girl Core' answering YOUR questions: long-distance relationship hacks, giving head tips, and the best hand placement for a kiss. New additional Wednesday episode on ⁠⁠Herohero⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://herohero.co/girlcore⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠More of me here

Kelly and Wood Podcast
Kelly the DILF?!

Kelly and Wood Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2025 60:15


Kelly overheard a comment that his Daughter's Friend had made which made him think that he might be a "Hot Dad". We also played a round of Radio Rewind, a Maybe It's Just Me about sweat and an awkward yet wholesome encounter while on a walk.. 

Gaytriarchs: A Gay Dads Podcast
I've run out of ideas

Gaytriarchs: A Gay Dads Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2025 36:15


This week, we finally respond to our listener, Gavin wins a battle with his teenage daughter, David travels with his family for Spring Break and doesn't get divorced, we nominate Tom Daley as the DILF of the week, and we rank the top 3 songs that are a "mood."Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to GaytriarchsPodcast@gmail.com, or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

Gaytriarchs: A Gay Dads Podcast
The one with Ethan Levy

Gaytriarchs: A Gay Dads Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2025 56:04


This week, David changes his entire personality about missing his kids, we have a moment of "aww," Gavin has good news about conversion therapy, we give honor to the DILF of the week, we rank the top 3 Easter traditions, and this week we are joined by gay turducken Ethan Levy who talks to us about being raised to 2 gay dads, being a gay man himself, and why he's (not yet) in the mile-high club.Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to GaytriarchsPodcast@gmail.com, or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

Bad Counsel
Here, Take My Underwear

Bad Counsel

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2025 79:26


Sound Bites"I have a hero complex.""Did you?""That's awesome.""I love being passive aggressive.""I guess that's what God wanted.""People are terrible.""Maybe it's what God wants.""Surrender practice.""My chances just went way down.""I don't know my own wife's Dilf.""I picked Gillian Anderson.""I like Shania Twain.""You'd be the perfect male.""I think I'm out of space.""Manipulation 101."

Gaytriarchs: A Gay Dads Podcast
The one with actors Gabrielle and Nathan Reid

Gaytriarchs: A Gay Dads Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2025 73:24


This week, David gets awkward with the pediatrician, Gavin won't let the band go, David has to dress his child in culturally appropriate garb, we introduce our newest segment "DILF of the week," we rank the top 3 funniest moments in the past 100 episodes of Gaytriarchs, and this week we are joined by actors and former strippers Gabrielle and Nathan Reid who talk to us about being in Broadway's most magical show, what it's like having a child with autism and being a NYC parent, and how their son fully came for Ryan Reynolds and got his respect. Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to GaytriarchsPodcast@gmail.com, or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

Hello Sport Podcast
#734 - Rugby League DILFs

Hello Sport Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2025 126:50


Congrats to Reuben Garrick for becoming a DILF.Dribblers Day Out with 4 Pines. Come back some winners with us at Randwick Racecourse on Saturday 19th April for the first ever Dribblers Day Out. Ticket includes unlimited free food and drinks, access to the trackside tent, our own special fedora and more. Get your tickets here: https://events.humanitix.com/4-pines-x-hello-sport-dribblers-day-out-randwick-races-editionSwyftx. Get $20 worth of Bitcoin FREE when you sign up to Swyftx using the link here: https://trade.swyftx.com.au/register/?promoRef=Dribblers20 - Valid for new sign-ups only.Join the only official Hello Sport Super Coach League, where the winner will be showered with a huge prize. Join using code: 100632.Dribbler Hotline is back. Call 02 81232100 to leave us your thoughts on the footy & funny yarns. Best dribble each week gets exclusive merch.4 Pines, a brewery born in Manly and enjoyed everywhere. Try the 4 Pines Japanese Lager wherever you buy your beer: https://4pinesbeer.com.au/Good Day Multivitamin, it's the least you can do. Use code 'dribblers' for 10% off your order here: https://www.begoodhealth.com.au/Grumpy Coffee, everything to turn your frown upside down. Use code "FISH" for 10% off your order this week here: https://grumpycoffee.com.au/Neds. Whatever you bet on, Take it to the Neds Level. Visit: https://www.neds.com.au/DILF LifeManly vs RaidersStorm vs PanthersWarriors vs RoostersBroncos vs CowboysDribblers Day Out At RandwickSharks vs RabbitohsDolphins vs TigersTitans vs KnightsEels vs BulldogsRicky's Latest BlowupShibasaki's GoateeManly 13+Fletch To Triple MSpirit Of The Game PenaltyReggie The RabbitGossip Guys with Brent ReadSuper RugbyDribbles Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello Sport Podcast
#732 - All The Good Teams Lost

Hello Sport Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2025 134:20


DILFs n that. Plus the debut of a new segment featuring Brent Read.Swyftx. Get $20 worth of Bitcoin FREE when you sign up to Swyftx using the link here: https://trade.swyftx.com.au/register/?promoRef=Dribblers20March 4 Mark. A fundraiser walk from Palm Beach to Manly this Saturday March 22 in Sydney's Northern Beaches to raise money for Beyond Blue. Sign up here or donate here.Join the only official Hello Sport Super Coach League, where the winner will be showered with a huge prize. Join using code: 100632.Stan Sport, catch every Super Rugby Pacific game live and ad free on Stan Sport here: https://www.stan.com.au/sport4 Pines, a brewery born in Manly and enjoyed everywhere. Try the 4 Pines Japanese Lager wherever you buy your beer: https://4pinesbeer.com.au/Good Day Multivitamin, it's the least you can do. Use code 'dribblers' for 10% off your order here: https://www.begoodhealth.com.au/Grumpy Coffee, everything to turn your frown upside down. Use code "SNORTY" for 10% off your order this week here: https://grumpycoffee.com.au/Neds. Whatever you bet on, Take it to the Neds Level. Visit: https://www.neds.com.au/Eddy's DILF Origin StoryRIP Punters & Dribblers Facebook PageTom Lost His iPadAll Talk with KentyKnights vs DolphinsWarriors vs ManlyPanthers vs RoostersTom's Cricket MilestoneDragons vs RabbitohsCowboys vs SharksRaiders vs BroncosEels vs TigersBulldogs vs TitansGossip Guys with Brent ReadSwyftx x SupercoachRocky Elsom & Stuart MacGillSuper RugbyMarch 4 Mark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Theatre of the Mind Flayer
Session 116: Dilf Down Underdark - Dungeons and Dragons

Theatre of the Mind Flayer

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2025 82:10


The fallout of the battle with the DILF and The Pud... Gameplay starts @ 21:41 Visit our Patreon ~ patreon.com/TheatreoftheMindFlayer Due to the improv nature of RPG content, some themes and situations that occur in-game may be difficult for some. If certain episodes or scenes become uncomfortable or traumatic, we strongly suggest taking a break or skipping the episode. Always look to a professional if concerned about your mental health. Follow us on Instagram: @theatreofthemindflayer And Twitter: @mindflayer_pod Contact us at: theatreofthemindflayer@gmail.com Caleb Dowdall is 1/2 of our DM: @calebdowdall Jacob Machin is also 1/2 of our DM: @jacob.ryan.machin Aegis is played by Luke Sykes: @sykesluke13 Agenar is played by Danielle Butlin: @danielle.butlin Etterath Wolf is played by Hercules Mayes: @theballadofherculesmayes Safirith is played by Daelyn Lester-Serafini: @daeyn_ls Azorith Rosewall is played by Michael Briganti: @mikeybrigz

Theatre of the Mind Flayer
Session 115: Essence Of Dilf

Theatre of the Mind Flayer

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2025 78:52


The battle between our heroes and notorious DILF, Damien Rift, continues... Gameplay starts @ 12:47 Visit our Patreon ~ patreon.com/TheatreoftheMindFlayer Due to the improv nature of RPG content, some themes and situations that occur in-game may be difficult for some. If certain episodes or scenes become uncomfortable or traumatic, we strongly suggest taking a break or skipping the episode. Always look to a professional if concerned about your mental health. Follow us on Instagram: @theatreofthemindflayer And Twitter: @mindflayer_pod Contact us at: theatreofthemindflayer@gmail.com Caleb Dowdall is 1/2 of our DM: @calebdowdall Jacob Machin is also 1/2 of our DM: @jacob.ryan.machin Aegis is played by Luke Sykes: @sykesluke13 Agenar is played by Danielle Butlin: @danielle.butlin Etterath Wolf is played by Hercules Mayes: @theballadofherculesmayes Safirith is played by Daelyn Lester-Serafini: @daeyn_ls Azorith Rosewall is played by Michael Briganti: @mikeybrigz

A Jaded Gay
137. Who's Your Daddy? (with Sal Zambito)

A Jaded Gay

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2025 46:08 Transcription Available


The term "daddy" has been used as slang for over 300 years and was embraced by the gay community in the 1970s, particularly within the leather subculture, leading to the popular phrase "leather daddy." Today, in gay culture, "daddy" represents an older, confident, and nurturing figure, often admired for their authority, maturity, and sexual appeal, while also evoking playful and affectionate dynamics within romantic relationships.In this episode, For the Love of DILFs star Sal Zambito joins us to explore what it means to be a daddy in gay culture, the journey of embracing the daddy identity, and the valuable lessons daddies and boys can learn from one another within the gay community.Additional Resources:Follow Sal on InstagramFollow Sal on TikTokCheck out Sal on For the Love of DILFs Season 2Learn More About For the Love of DILFsConception of a Question: Who's Your Daddy?Here's an Outrageously Comprehensive Guide to the Term 'Daddy'Gay Daddy (Urban Dictionary)Daddy (Know Your Meme)S and M : Studies in dominance and submissionSupport the showGet Your Merch

ExplicitNovels
Jenna's Cousin Mia: Part 1

ExplicitNovels

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2025


Jenna's teenage cousin turns up at the vicarage.A Series in 17 parts, by Blacksheep. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories. It was the second Sunday after Trinity. Over at St Michael's vicarage, the morning Eucharist had finished and Reverend Morris and his wife Jenna were discussing the upcoming events in the church calendar."Josh gets ordained next month, so that'll be a fun occasion. Big party over at his place. He's so excited for that day to come. It's been remarkable how he's come out of his shell. When he joined our church as curate a year ago, he was so nervous and shy. Now look at him." Reverend Morris said."He's a real asset to the church," Jenna replied, sipping a coffee, as she read through the church newsletter. "I like to think that I, helped build up his confidence a bit.""Oh you certainly did, I'm sure," the vicar said, oblivious to what his wife was referring to. "Now, apart from that big event, there's not much happening in July. I'm adding the study of the Book of Exodus in the services. Last year's summer study of Genesis went down a treat,”The sound of the doorbell interrupted him."I wonder who that can be?" Reverend Morris said, hurrying out of the living room. "If it's Gordon, he's early. He said he would call round at 2."He opened the front door. A slim young woman around eighteen or nineteen, stood on the doorstep. Brunette hair that was in pigtails. Huge brown eyes like Bambi. She was dressed in a low cut pink peasant top, tight cow-print shorts and ballet shoes. By her side was a suitcase and hold-all."Hello. Can I help you?" Reverend Morris said."Um," the woman began, in a nervous voice. "Mr., um, Reverend Morris. Is, Jenna in? I'm Mia, her cousin.""Oh really? Gosh, well do come in, you're very welcome! You look loaded up there, let me give you a hand." He ushered her inside and carried her luggage."Jen! You've got a visitor!"Jenna looked up and her eyes widened. "Mia?""Hello CJ," Mia said, with a sheepish grin.Reverend Morris blinked."Cousin Jenna," Jenna replied."Ah," He understood."What are you doing here? Last I heard you were at Salford uni.""It's a long story," Mia sighed, as Reverend Morris gestured for her to sit on the settee. "Um, I quit.""Oh no," Jenna said. "What happened?""Oh Jen, it was awful. I just couldn't settle into university life at all. I made a mistake choosing that Art and Design course. It wasn't for me. The lectures stressed me out, but worst of all was the bullying." She dabbed at imaginary tears in her eyes with a tissue. "Nine months and I just couldn't cope with it any longer, so I jacked it in."Jenna was about to say something, but her husband cut in."You poor thing. God, if there's one thing I hate, it's bullying. Sad that it occurs in all walks of life. A nasty part of human nature."Noticing the reverend had been completely taken in by Mia's story, Jenna cleared her throat. "What did your parents say?"There was an awkward pause."You haven't told them, have you?""Are you serious Jen? Mum will go nuclear if she finds out. I'm just not ready to deal with that, yet. She was so proud when I got in that place. Dad will be more understanding but, look, I have a favor to ask. Can I stay with you for, a bit? I used up my last bit of cash on the train fare. I'm broke and I have nowhere to stay. I can't face going back to my parents. They'll treat me like a kid. Please? I won't be any bother. I'll do housework for you, I'll,”"Of course you can stay!" Reverend Morris smiled. "Our vicarage is always available to those who need it. We have a spare bedroom." He turned to Jenna. "We had Bishop George staying with us during Lent, remember? I'm sure your cousin can't be a worse lodger than him. She looks like she's gone through a tough few months."Powerless to refuse, Jenna reluctantly agreed. Oh Simon, you sweet, naive man. You have no idea what you're letting yourself in for! She thought."Oh you mean it? I can stay? Oh; thank you so much, Reverend!""Simon. You can call me Simon!" Reverend Morris replied. "It's nice to finally get to meet you, Mia. I know you and Jenna drifted apart a bit when your parents moved, but it's so nice when relatives reunite, isn't it?" the reverend said as he went to pick up the luggage."If only everyone could be as nice as you and Jenna!" Mia gushed.Jenna pulled a face at her cousin and whispered to her. "You are so dead, cousin!""Right, well, I'll introduce you to your new room!” Simon said as he returned holding all the bags. “This way! I'll carry your stuff for you." Reverend Morris carried up the suitcase and hold-all."Your hubby is a total gent," Mia whispered to Jenna."Oh, you might be able to fool him, but you're not fooling me," Jenna replied. "As soon as he's gone out later, you are going to tell me everything."Reverend Morris led Mia upstairs and down the long landing. Mia walked right by his side looking something between an infatuated schoolgirl gazing at her crush and a timid little lamb sticking close to the shepherd. At eighteen, Mia was very aware of the effect she had on men. Her Bambi eyes, teamed with the brunette hair, gave her an innocent look that convinced boys and men alike that she couldn't possibly know what effect she was having on them. But she knew quite well, and she loved the things she could get by putting her skills to good use."Here we are," Reverend Morris said, opening the bedroom door at the end. "It's not massive, but it's got a pleasant view overlooking the garden."Mia walked in. The room was nicely decorated. Instead of the usual neutral color scheme of magnolia, the walls were painted in very pale blue, with white ceiling and a sandy colored carpet. Instead of curtains, a white window blind, as was the current trend. A single bed, chest of drawers and ladder desk and chair made up the furniture."I don't know why I painted this room blue, it always looks so cold, and it doesn't really match the carpet. No wardrobe, but there's a full chest of drawers and the bed is a divan, with two storage compartments you can put your bits and bobs in. There's a hook on the back of the door if you need to hang some clothes up.""Oh I love it!" Mia said, smiling at him. "It's like being at the beach. The floor is sand and the walls are the sea. It's so restful and appealing. Really brings out my creative side. I think I could do lots of painting and drawing in here.""I'm glad you like it. Jenna and I want you to feel comfortable and safe here. Charity is so important to Christians like us.""Oh yes, I understand Rev, um, Simon. And I am so grateful. Um, do I have to start going to church? I mean I was raised in a Christian home but I sort of drifted,” Mia said, giving him a coquettish look.""Ha, no worries! We're not going to force you to attend a Sunday service or anything so relax. Whether you're a believer or not, everyone is catered for in our vicarage. We don't judge.""Jenna told me that your church is a nice one," Mia said, gazing at the reverend. He's rather average in looks but this guy is a total sweetie I can tell. Not an ounce of malice in him. Jenna's really landed on her feet with this one."She's right! St Michael's is a lovely place of worship. I'm very honored to be its vicar. Of course it wasn't always like that, but I like to think that I've really turned things round and made a difference. I credit Jenna for helping me in, many ways," he continued, and Mia noted the pause.Wonder what he means by that? She thought.He continued. "I took over in 2019 after the sudden death of the previous vicar, Reverend Smith. Talk about being thrown in at the deep end. Only a few months later, the pandemic happened. What a stressful time that was."Mia nodded patiently."Sorry, I'm prattling on! I'll leave you to get sorted out. I talk too much. Always in sermon mode,”"That's alright, Simon. I'm sure your sermons are really interesting." Mia said, flattering him some more."Ah well, haven't heard too many snores in the aisles of late.""I really appreciate you helping me like this," Mia said, sitting on the bed. "I just don't know how I was going to cope. And I want to pay my way. I suppose I'll have to apply for Universal Credit. What with the cost of living crisis and everything. Not sure if there are any jobs going in this town? I don't know this area at all and I can't drive,”"One step at a time, Mia. let's get you settled in first.""I really do want to work. Is there anything I could do at your church?"Reverend Morris scratched the back of his head and sat down next to her."Well, it's mostly volunteer work there, which is no good when you need an income, oh wait a minute, Norman the churchwarden mentioned that the church hall needs a cleaner, 10 hours a week. It's only a five minute walk from here. We had one of the Sunday school teacher's lads doing it, but I confess he rarely turned up and was about as much use as a chocolate fireguard. I was disappointed in Jordan, as the pay was pretty good for an entry-level job.""I'll do that job! I'd love to do that!" Mia said. "Oh please say yes!""Hmm, well let me talk it over with Jenna first, and Norman. Cleaning is a bit boring. You'd be required to put out chairs and tables too. They're only lightweight folding ones, so no dangerous lifting of heavy stuff or anything. But Norman will be able to tell you more about what's involved. We have a lot of functions held in the hall, not just church stuff. Monday is badminton class. Tuesday it's the over-60s hot yoga. Wednesday is the midweek eucharist, so it's tea and coffee morning. Thursday and Friday you get two days off as nothing happens then. Saturday is the local amateur dramatics group. Oh and Sunday, the most important day of all, is the main service at church, and a social gathering afterwards.""Oh I just love cleaning up," Mia said. "Tidiness is good for mental health you know. It keeps your mind occupied." She slid a bit closer to him."You're really enthusiastic aren't you?" Well If your heart's set on it, I'm sure I can pull a few strings and get you in. Don't want you to feel like your talents are being wasted in what I consider to be just a casual job though.""To be honest, I never had any idea what I wanted to do when I left school," Mia continued. "I never wanted to go to uni. I feel like such a failure for quitting.""Don't put yourself down," he said, reassuring her. "Sometimes God has a different path for us. And you can't stay somewhere that's making you unhappy. It takes guts to break away from a path that someone else has set for you. I can tell you have a great attitude. Your talents obviously lie elsewhere. In time, I'm sure you'll find something you truly excel at.""I do hope so," Mia said, pouting at him. She leaned in closer, but the moment was broken by the sound of the landline phone ringing downstairs."Oh that reminds me, I need to call on one of the flock." He stood up. "I'll leave you to unpack Mia. If you need anything, I'm sure Jenna can assist you. I have to go out. I'll see you later. Take care!"He hurried out of the bedroom."I think I'm gonna love it here," Mia giggled to herself. "I think I need to, repair my relationship with God." She gave the most mischievous of grins as she flopped back in bed."But I also plan on sinning, a lot!"Reverend Morris rushed down the stairs."That was the garage on the phone," Jenna said, putting down the receiver. "My car's passed its MOT and ready to be collected.""Great. I'll drop you off there as I just remembered I promised Gladys Wilcox I'd take her a copy of that paperback I recommended at last week's service. Hills of the North by Jenny Talwartz." He rummaged around on the coffee table and held up the book in question. "A thrilling tale set in rural England, about passion, blackmail and a woman's fulfilling journey to find romance and regain her faith.""Sounds a good one.""It got rave reviews on Amazon. I was worried it might be a bit too racy for some of the older members of the congregation. I haven't had chance to read it yet but apparently it contains violence and several sex scenes.""Right up Gladys Wilcox's alley I'd say," Jenna replied, grinning. "I keep telling you, there's something kinky going on between her and the churchwarden. Okay, give me five minutes, and I'll be ready. Need to have a quick word with our non-paying guest.""You're alright with her staying, aren't you? Sorry, I tend to just dive in and say yes to everything. Your cousin seems like such a lovely person.""I don't mind, but she's not the innocent little thing you think she is," Jenna said. "Oh she's not a criminal or anything, but she can be a bit, indiscreet at times.""Aren't we all a bit like that at eighteen? Not much life experience to fall back on.""Hmm, I suppose. I will phone Aunt Kathleen later and let her know that Mia's staying here. I'd better prepare to gently break the bad news that her daughter won't be getting those letters after her name."Mia was admiring herself in the wall mirror when Jenna came in, and closed the bedroom door."Alright you. Now how about giving me the whole truth about why you quit uni? You're good, but your acting skills need work. Better make it quick as Simon's waiting to give me a lift to the garage, so spill."The brunette took a deep breath. "Alright. Look, don't give me too much grief. I did something wrong and that's why I had to quit.""What happened?""I seduced my lecturer and slept with him."She gasped. "You did what?" After the initial shock, Jenna couldn't help but admire her cousin's brazen attitude. Seeing as she herself had seduced several men from the church, plus a former Catholic priest, and most recently, the town mayor. Not to mention there were her weekly "organ lessons" with Gordon,"So he was old enough to be my dad. Maybe grandad. He was like, late fifties or something. But he was so hot. Older men really turn me on. You must know how that feels. I mean, your husband is way older than you, right?""Yeah. I'm twenty-one and he's forty." Jenna admitted. "Eighteen and late fifties is one hell of an age gap though.""I know. Oh but Jen. Tom was such a sexy man. Just the type I like. He was a smoker, but not a heavy one. Kind of used to turn me on, smelling smoke on his breath. It added to the attraction, as weird as that sounds. The sex was amazing. Older men are just sexier,”Jenna gave a dreamy sigh. "Yep they are. Can't disagree with you there. Realizing she suddenly had a lot more in common with her cousin, she sat down next to her. "Tell me more about Tom."And so Mia gave her chapter and verse on her spicy adventures at Salford."Stood in the art room, I was backlit by the bright front windows behind me. By kneeling down to waist level, he could see through the now semi-transparent material of my dress and get a look at the curves of my body underneath it. I told myself that I was grossed out, and that it was disgusting, but the idea that this older man wanted to see my knickers made my heart beat fast, I masturbated to the idea of Tom looking at me and his cock getting hard in his underpants, and as I later found out, he had a lovely big cock.""Wow," Jenna said, feeling herself getting quite wet."Jenna! Are you coming?" Reverend Morris shouted."Oh! Er yes! Just a minute! I have to go out and collect my car from the garage. I won't be long. You'll be okay whilst I'm gone won't you?""You sound like Mum.""Sorry. I'll see you later then. Make yourself a brew or something. Help yourself to whatever's in the kitchen but if you touch Simon's beloved brandy, you'll be reciting some prayers of forgiveness!" Jenna said with a wink."I'll be good. Honest. Can I have a shower please? After that long journey I feel gross. It was hot and smelly in the train. A fat lad sat behind me kept farting.""Yes of course. Bathroom's the second on the right."A few minutes later, Mia was taking full advantage of the newly-installed power shower at the vicarage. As the hot water caressed her young body, she closed her eyes and ran her hands over her smooth skin, losing herself in the sensation. A smile played across her face as her hands cupped her small, pert breasts and gave the nipples a quick tweak. She sucked in a breath and bit her lip as those wandering hands traveled lower, finding the treasure between her legs. The sensations were nice, but when she imagined someone watching her doing these things, her clit began to throb with need."Oh Tom. I miss you."On the other side of town, Gordon was loading some ceramic plant pots into the boot of his car. He was glad to be offloading these unwanted pots on the vicar. With their massive garden, they'd be put to good use. Plus, Gordon could never refuse an opportunity to see the gorgeous Jenna.In the shower, Mia leaned against the wall, eyes closed, and fingered her tingling clit. She was lost in a fantasy.Praise the Lord! Reverend Morris returns unexpectedly, before Jenna does. He walks in and finds me here. Instead of turning away, he unzips his trousers. I happily comply, straight away, by parting my legs, bending over and thrusting my arse into his groin so he can tear off my underwear- if I was wearing any (which is hardly ever) - and he rams his whole ten inches (I assume he's well-endowed) of hard, holy cock right into my hot, tight snatch, fuck yes!Gordon arrived at the vicarage, and failed to notice the lack of cars on the driveway. His mind was too focused on Jenna. Being so familiar with the house's occupants, he didn't even knock these days, but just walked in. Gordon had never been known for restraint, but Reverend Morris didn't seem to mind."Hello? Anyone in? I'm early." He shouted. No reply. Maybe they were in the back garden. He shrugged and carried the pots into the house.Mia had finished her shower and was just wrapping a towel round herself when she heard Gordon's voice.Then the sound of the back door opening was heard."Shit, who's that?"Mia opened the bathroom window and peered out. She noticed Gordon placing the plant pots in the yard."Wonder if he's a delivery guy?"Gordon looked round and scratched his head. It was obvious now that Jenna and the reverend weren't in. He pulled out his smartphone.Mia continued to observe him, finally getting a good look at his face."He looks a bit like Tom! Oh my God!" She watched him call someone."Hi Jen, it's your favorite organist here. Just letting you know that I've arrived at your place with the pots, what's that? Sorry, it's a bad line, oh you're at the garage? Right, I see, sure, no problem.""Oh; so he's the church organist." Mia said. "What a DILF!"Gordon ended the call and put his hands on his hips. "Oh well, might as well help myself to a cuppa, whilst I'm here." He headed back into the house. In the kitchen, he was just about to switch the kettle on, when a voice from behind made him jump."Hello there."Gordon spun round in surprise."Sorry, didn't mean to startle you.""Who, are you?" He spluttered, catching his breath, and then he realized she was wearing nothing but a bath towel."Oh, I'm Mia, Jenna's cousin. I've just arrived. I'll be staying here for a bit as I, oh, whoops!"The towel fell to the floor.Gordon's eyes almost popped out of his head."Bloody hell!"The Vicar gets a shock, and the organist is seduced.Reverend Morris turned into the quiet cul-de-sac of Rosebay Gardens and pulled up in front of Mrs. Wilcox's bungalow."Hope the old girl doesn't find this book too rude," he muttered to himself as he knocked on the door. Noticing a pair of garden gnomes dressed in bondage gear, he smiled."Guess she won't!"After a few minutes, no-one came to the door. Reverend Morris fiddled with his clerical collar. The June heatwave was showing no sign of ending. Hearing laughter, he walked down the side of the house and opened the rear gate."Yoo hoo! Anyone there?"He wasn't prepared for what he saw next."Oh Vicar! I didn't hear you!" Mrs. Wilcox cheerfully exclaimed as she dropped the riding crop. "Norman, I told you to lock that garden gate,”The churchwarden, his hairy, bare buttocks red from repeated whippings, leapt to his feet and adjusted the floral print apron, which was his only item of clothing."Ah, good afternoon to you, Reverend! This is, um, well I guess it looks bad.""Dear God!" The vicar muttered. "Jenna was right all along!"Norman was mortified. "Er, I was, we were,”"He's been a naughty boy," Mrs. Wilcox cut in, rising from the garden chair. "He forgot to mow the lawn. I'm still training him, you see.""What's going on here?" Reverend Morris gasped. "Norman, are you some kind of slave?""Heh, er, pretty much," the embarrassed churchwarden replied. "It's a fetish I never knew I had, or knew she had.""My garden isn't overlooked, Vicar and we're both consenting adults. No harm in a bit of what you fancy, is there? Norman, sweetie, why don't you go and clad yourself in something more suitable and make us all a nice cup of Earl Grey, eh? There's a good lad. She gave his arse a playful slap as he hurried into the house."Now Vicar," the old lady said, turning to face him. She grinned, but behind that sweet facade lay steely determination and unbridled spirit. "Why yes, I'm eighty-six. I suppose I should be doing crosswords and watching episodes of Midsomer Murders instead of whipping a younger man's bare behind, eh? You look rather shocked. I must say, I'm surprised at your blushes, given that your lovely wife Jenna has quite a fancy for our dear church organist."Reverend Morris wasn't sure what to say. Norman must've told her about what went on in the church when I arranged Jenna's special birthday surprise, he thought. Damn. I swore him to secrecy."Oh I don't judge, I don't judge at all!" He said quickly. "Whatever turns you on, Gladys. I'm pleased that you're both enjoying yourselves!""Just like you and your good wife, and Gordon enjoyed yourselves in the church hall at Easter, am I right?" She winked at him. There was no way to deny it, for the old lass knew everything. Nosey little old ladies had a habit of knowing the deepest, darkest secrets of every member of a church."Er, that. It was, a one off. It just happened. We got carried away in the heat of moment!" Reverend Morris stammered."As is the usual way," Mrs. Wilcox replied."How did you, erm, find out?""Couldn't resist a peek through the keyhole," she said. That wasn't actually true, but she wasn't going to confess to the camera and Mrs. Norris' failed attempt at blackmail."You're a bit of a dark horse, Vicar," Mrs. Wilcox continued. "Gordon lends himself well to naughtiness, but you always seemed the shy type. Quite the stamina you displayed." She patted his arm. "I must admit, I had doubts when you took over from Reverend Smith, God rest his soul. I was wrong.""Very kind of you to say," he said, starting to relax. "Um, about that church hall incident, you haven't said anything have you?""My lips are sealed, dearie!"Reverend Morris exhaled. "Praise the Lord. Thank you, Gladys!" He was relieved she didn't know about Jenna's " Mentula Cōleī (bukkake) baptism" in the church last year. That would've been too much to excuse.In the house, came the sound of a whistling kettle reaching the boil."Forgive me asking this but, how did you and Norman come to be, er, in such an arrangement?""He wasn't my first choice," she said, with no hint of shame. "I wanted Gordon to step into the role, but he chickened out. Shame, as he showed such promise that afternoon when he came to practice on the organ, and my word, I enjoyed playing with his organ, let me tell you! I said to him, if I were thirty years younger, I'd have done a lot more with his organ! My body's far too old for such things, alas. But he seemed to really enjoy the blowjob I gave him. I haven't lost my touch!"The vicar felt as though he was about to faint. He would never look at this frail-looking little pensioner in the same way again."Well, that's good to know!"Presently, the kitchen door opened and Norman, now wearing a bathrobe, stepped out onto the patio, carrying a tray."Tea, Vicar?"Meanwhile, at the vicarage,Gordon wasn't usually lost for words, but Mia's towel drop had left him tongue-tied."Silly me," she said, bending down and covering herself up. "Sorry about that, Mr.,”He dared to breathe. "Gordon,”"Hi Gordon. I heard you talking on your phone earlier. Are you the organist?"She didn't seem embarrassed at all, but he could feel his face burning. "Um yes, I am. Been organist and choirmaster at St Michael's for twenty years now. I've played other pipe organs in different churches too.""How impressive. Being an organist you must be very good with your hands." Mia said. "May I call you Gordy-pie?""If you wish, and I have no complaints so far," he chuckled, regaining his confidence. He wondered if all female members of Jenna's family had this talent for driving men wild."I'd like your hands on me, Gordy-pie," Mia whispered, walking closer to him."I'm sure. How old are you?" He added, warily."Eighteen, and I'll be nineteen in a few weeks.""Ah." He relaxed. "How come you're staying here then? I'll hazard a guess that you're not training to become a member of the clergy?""Been a naughty girl; haven't I?" She pouted. "Got myself booted out of uni.""Blimey. What did you do?" Gordy-Pie asked."Slept with my lecturer," Mia said, twirling a wet strand of her hair. "Seduced him, lost my virginity to him. I regret nothing.""You are an extremely naughty girl," Gordon tutted in mock disapproval. "Seducing defenseless older men like that.""I know. But Gordy-pie, do you know what the best thing was? That first time we did it. When I pressed against him and felt his hard cock straining against his trousers. The same as yours is now,” She groped his crotch and taken by surprise, he let out a gasp.Mia slipped her arms round his waist and planted a kiss on his lips. "Well? What shall we do?""I quite fancy a nice hot shower," Gordon whispered back. Lowering his voice further, he whispered into her ear. "Get your naughty little ass up those stairs right now and into the bathroom."She didn't need telling twice. Giggling, she threw her towel at him and raced out of the kitchen."I'll show you exactly what an organist can do with his hands!" Gordon shouted as he ran after her, whilst trying to unbuckle his belt.In the bathroom, Mia had already turned on the shower. She watched in amusement as Gordon fumbled with his clothes. He stepped out of his shoes and socks and tried to remove his trousers as fast as possible."Hurry up, Gordy-pie!" She teased."Damn these buttons! He muttered, fiddling with his shirt. "Should've worn a t-shirt."At last he freed himself from the offending item of clothing, and his trousers fell to his ankles."Oh, love your tighty-whities!" Mia purred. They were just like the ones Tom wore."Wait until you see what's inside them!" Gordon laughed, removing his briefs and finally, he was as naked as she was."Wow," Mia gasped. She was more than impressed. The organist's cock was thick and splendid. She was so hungry for cock that any man would've done, but Gordon ticked all her boxes and more. This was going to be one hell of a shower,"Gordy-pie," she whispered, holding out her hand. "I must warn you, I'm very slippery when wet."Gordon stepped inside. Water cascaded across the slim curves of Mia's glistening body and ran down into the darker crevice of her thighs. Gordon saw that she had a dark thatch of pubic hair that obscured her view of the lips below."I'd better handle with care then," he whispered back.His lips closed tight around her skin and kissed her neck right from her left ear, all the way down and around and back up to her right ear. He did this again, this time using tongue flicks just to hear Mia moan slightly."So just how do you play the pipe organ?" Mia gasped.He reached for the shower gel bottle and began to lather up his hands."Like this." He ran his fingers down her shoulders and back, then in a circular motion, before kneading her skin."The thing with pipe organs is, you have to press down quite firmly on the manuals," he said. "That's what the keyboards are called." He planted kisses on the back of her neck. "The organ at St Michael's has three manuals. One up here." He pressed his fingers against her shoulders."Ooh.""The middle one, round about here,” His fingers slipped down to her lower back."That tickles!""And the third manual, that's down here." He cupped her pert buttocks."Then there are the stops." Gordon's hands slipped round and up to her breasts."Have to pull out the stops,” He tweaked her hardened nipples.Mia closed her eyes, loving his sensual touch, and feeling his hard cock pressing against her arse."Oh, Gordy,”"Not forgetting the organ loft," Gordon continued, fingering her clit and making her whimper and shudder in pleasure."That's where the action happens. The organist sits at his console and plays,”Mia continued to shudder but then turned, & roughly grasped Gordon's head with both hands. He saw the desire in the young woman's brown eyes before he kissed her, hard and deep. Mia's inconsistent moans became longer and louder; the trembling went from shudders of the back to full-body quaking.Gordon continued. "And that just leaves, the organ pipes. The biggest pipes produce the deepest sounds. He took her hand and placed it on his cock."I've only got one organ pipe, but it only takes one pipe to make sweet music,”The hot spray from the shower cascaded down both their bodies. Exhilaration coursed throughout Mia's body; she'd never felt so turned on. Dropping to her knees, she soaped up her hands and slid them along Gordon's pulsing shaft. She said nothing as she rinsed, then started tasting him by licking the water drops from his balls.Flattening her tongue and licking in one long stroke up the length of his prick. Wrapping her lips around his cockhead, she sucked him. He tasted so good. A perfect older man.Keeping the rhythm nice and steady, Mia stepped up the sensation by rubbing her fingers around the base of Gordon's cock just above his balls."Mmm, your balls are getting tighter, Gordy-pie. It shouldn't be too long now before I really get to taste you!" Mia said at last. "I want all your delicious cum!""Oh God!"Gordon suddenly tensed, sucked in a breath and then grunted. Mia locked her lips so none of his precious seed escaped. Feeling his cock start to pulse, he exploded in her mouth. Spurt after spurt. Mia swallowed every drop."Did I play the organ correctly?"Gordon slid his hands up her arms and grasped her face, pulling her in for a slow, tender kiss."Perfectly," he murmured. "No wrong notes at all!""I want a more advanced organ lesson, Gordy-pie." Mia said. Hot water ran down her back and legs, making it so much easier for him to slip his fingers inside her tight pussy."What a good idea. You're more than ready!" He rubbed the tip of his still-hard cock against her entrance, teasing her by rubbing it against her clit, then down to the entrance, and back up to the clit again."Now. Please," she begged him.Gordon pressed the head of his cock against her entrance and shoved himself inside. He went in all the way on the first thrust, forcing a moan from the young brunette. He grabbed her hips roughly and thrust hard into her, the sound of wet skin slapping together. Mia moaned loudly as the organist began to pound into her."Oh Gordy! Yes! Fuck yes! Harder!"Neither of them heard the front door open as Jenna returned.To be continued in part 2. By Blacksheep, for Literotica.

Saving Grace
147: Brown Girls Do It Too on S*X Trends, Asian POVS, and Grace's Dirty Would You Rathers!

Saving Grace

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2025 61:20


Poppy & Rubina from Brown Girls Do It Too the award winning sex and relationship podcast are on the chaise longue and they're spilling all the sexy tea - from best bedroom stories, Would You Rather's and new sex trends of 2025.

Updated Autopsy Report
The Great Ace Attorney 2 - Case 4 Part 1

Updated Autopsy Report

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2025 89:21


Join us as Ben, Dessy, Tiago, and Rose continue on their journey to play every Ace Attorney game! There's turmoil in London as one of Scotland Yard's top detectives is murdered! And Van Zieks is the suspect! Between visiting patriarchs, prison wardens, and the Red-Headed League, things are topsy-turvy as we figure out what's going on in this case. Plus, you know, we're still recovering from sickness so we're kind of wacky this episode. You wanna talk about House M.D. with us? Or maybe Bionicle? No? Ok, we'll get back to Ace Attorney... and those three wacky witnesses we have on the stand. Also discussed: DILF energy, and can it drive you to kill? Follow us online: @aceattorneypod / aceattorney.bsky / aceattorneypod.tumblr.com / updatedautopsy.report Watch Ben, Dessy, & Iro's Let's Plays of the series on YouTube here! Want a shirt? Check out our store here! Ben: @yotsuben / yotsuben.bsky Dessy: @yesthisisdes / dessy.bsky Rose: @tromarts / rosenonsense.bsky Tiago: @tiagosdutra / linktr.ee

Nose Candy
Ep 77: Surprises and Disappointments

Nose Candy

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2025 79:34


Can you guess which perfumes made the Nose Candy ladies :) and :( in 2024? Maddie and Chloe met up to discuss the year's most fragrant foibles and most redolent rewards, which means hair gel perfume, muffled roses, and a healthy spray of wax seal. Listen in as Chloe delves into her intergalactic voyage to meet Mr Universe, while Maddie scores a life-changing DILF perfume at their annual holiday scent swap. Whether you see the glass half full or are waiting for the other shoe to drop, this is a tart, tangy, toothsome little TBT you won't want to miss!Fragrances Discussed:Davidoff Cool WaterCK beEau de Protection by Etat Libre D'OrangePortrait of a Lady by Frederic MalleRadical Rose by Matiere PremiereJo Malone Red RosesSerge Lutens La Fille De BerlinRauque by Roberto GrecoTropic of Capricorn by Olympic OrchidsTocadilly by TocadeLa Religieuse by Serge LutensAmbre Sultan by Serge LutensChergui by Serge LutensL'Eau Serge LutensL'Eau d'HermèsEstée Lauder AramisFracas by Robert PiguetAcqua di GioFille de Joie Serge Lutens Rose Highland by Jorum StudioLes Chaussons Rouges by Odette Parfum Co and Pearfat Parfum Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Kat and Mark Show
S2.EP6 - ELLE MARAN & MAYA FAYE - 3SUMS, 4SUMS, DILFS

The Kat and Mark Show

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2025 51:10


Ever fantasised about threesomes, or maybe a foursome? What is the appeal of a Dilf? Did you know escorts work in pairs sometimes? This show is brought to you by our sponsors Raven Management. @raven_managementhttps://www.ravenmanagement.com.au/On the show this week:04:20 - Mark's cuddling escort journey05:40 - Twitter v Tik Tok06:00 - Face in providers 11:45 - Lying about your age14:00 - the oldest clients 15:00 - Dilfs16:20 - threesomes 26:00 - Hot personal trainers29:00 - Dating as a sex worker 34:00 - Duos partners 36:00 - Onlyfans43:00 - Favourite doubles booking BTS & BONUS FOOTAGE ON INSTAGRAM@katandmarkshowhttps://www.instagram.com/katandmarkshow/KATIJA CORTEZ @playmatekatija https://katijasworld.com/MARKUS WOLF: @markasswolfhttps://linktr.ee/markasswolfELLE MARAN@ellemaramMAYA FAYE@_MAYA_FAYE

Flash In The Pan
Flash in the Pan - Episode 116: Santa Is Not A DILF

Flash In The Pan

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2024 103:34


Not even a winter storm can stop Tom and Alex from bringing you all a tinsel-wrapped trio of treats this Xmas! We've got the brief and nasty SANTA HO, the classic HOMESTAR PRESENTS: PRESENTS, and the extremely sexy UNDER THE MISTLETOE. Plus a new song from Alex Valentine herself! On this episode, we decide that there should have been lesbians. Video links in the show notes. Support us on Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/flashinthepan

Theatre of the Mind Flayer
Session 113: Lorna Shopping-Cath

Theatre of the Mind Flayer

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2024 108:57


Our heroes say goodbye to Lorna Cath and prepare to head into the Underdark Tunnel after notorious DILF, Damien Rift... D&D Gameplay starts @21:14 Visit our Patreon ~ patreon.com/TheatreoftheMindFlayer Due to the improv nature of RPG content, some themes and situations that occur in-game may be difficult for some. If certain episodes or scenes become uncomfortable or traumatic, we strongly suggest taking a break or skipping the episode. Always look to a professional if concerned about your mental health. Follow us on Instagram: @theatreofthemindflayer And Twitter: @mindflayer_pod Contact us at: theatreofthemindflayer@gmail.com Caleb Dowdall is 1/2 of our DM: @calebdowdall Jacob Machin is also 1/2 of our DM: @jacob.ryan.machin Aegis is played by Luke Sykes: @sykesluke13 Agenar is played by Danielle Butlin: @danielle.butlin Etterath Wolf is played by Hercules Mayes: @theballadofherculesmayes Safirith is played by Daelyn Lester-Serafini: @daeyn_ls Azorith Rosewall is played by Michael Briganti: @mikeybrigz

Let's Have a Fefe
Victor Yates on Writing, Creativity, and Queer Storytelling

Let's Have a Fefe

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2024 101:43


This week on Live! with Fefe, I had the pleasure of chatting with Victor Yates, an award-winning writer, typewriter poet, and content creator whose work uplifts and celebrates queer voices. Victor shared the inspiration behind his debut novel, A Love Like Blood, which earned the 2016 Lambda Literary Award for LGBT Debut Fiction. We also discussed his creative process, his passion for storytelling, and his experiences as a member of Pride Poets, a queer typewriter collective. In addition to his literary achievements, Victor is a contestant on the gay dating reality show For the Love of DILFs, premiering November 26 on OUTtv. During our conversation, he gave us a behind-the-scenes look at his reality TV journey and offered insights into balancing creativity with the unique demands of the show. In This Episode: Victor's journey as an author and poet The creative process behind A Love Like Blood Exploring queer identity and storytelling Insights into his experience on For the Love of DILFs Upcoming appearances and projects Tune in to this engaging conversation about writing, advocacy, and the power of queer representation in storytelling. Watch Live Every Wednesday:Live! with Fefe streams live at 8 PM MST/Arizona time on Facebook, YouTube, and Twitch. Follow Victor Yates: Instagram, Twitter, and YouTube: @writervicyates Support the Podcast: Join us on Patreon for exclusive content and merch at patreon.com/livewithfefeandfreddy.

Steamy Stories Podcast
Jenna's Cousin Mia: Part 1

Steamy Stories Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2024


Jenna's teenage cousin turns up at the vicarage.A Series in 17 parts, by Blacksheep. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories. It was the second Sunday after Trinity. Over at St Michael's vicarage, the morning eucharist had finished and Reverend Morris and his wife Jenna were discussing the upcoming events in the church calendar."Josh gets ordained next month, so that'll be a fun occasion. Big party over at his place. He's so excited for that day to come. It's been remarkable how he's come out of his shell. When he joined our church as curate a year ago, he was so nervous and shy. Now look at him." Reverend Morris said."He's a real asset to the church," Jenna replied, sipping a coffee, as she read through the church newsletter. "I like to think that I, helped build up his confidence a bit.""Oh you certainly did, I'm sure," the vicar said, oblivious to what his wife was referring to. "Now, apart from that big event, there's not much happening in July. I'm adding the study of the Book of Exodus in the services. Last year's summer study of Genesis went down a treat,”The sound of the doorbell interrupted him."I wonder who that can be?" Reverend Morris said, hurrying out of the living room. "If it's Gordon, he's early. He said he would call round at 2."He opened the front door. A slim young woman around eighteen or nineteen, stood on the doorstep. Brunette hair that was in pigtails. Huge brown eyes like Bambi. She was dressed in a low cut pink peasant top, tight cow-print shorts and ballet shoes. By her side was a suitcase and hold-all."Hello. Can I help you?" Reverend Morris said."Um," the woman began, in a nervous voice. "Mr., um, Reverend Morris. Is, Jenna in? I'm Mia, her cousin.""Oh really? Gosh, well do come in, you're very welcome! You look loaded up there, let me give you a hand." He ushered her inside and carried her luggage."Jen! You've got a visitor!"Jenna looked up and her eyes widened. "Mia?""Hello CJ," Mia said, with a sheepish grin.Reverend Morris blinked."Cousin Jenna," Jenna replied."Ah," He understood."What are you doing here? Last I heard you were at Salford uni.""It's a long story," Mia sighed, as Reverend Morris gestured for her to sit on the settee. "Um, I quit.""Oh no," Jenna said. "What happened?""Oh Jen, it was awful. I just couldn't settle into university life at all. I made a mistake choosing that Art and Design course. It wasn't for me. The lectures stressed me out, but worst of all was the bullying." She dabbed at imaginary tears in her eyes with a tissue. "Nine months and I just couldn't cope with it any longer, so I jacked it in."Jenna was about to say something, but her husband cut in."You poor thing. God, if there's one thing I hate, it's bullying. Sad that it occurs in all walks of life. A nasty part of human nature."Noticing the reverend had been completely taken in by Mia's story, Jenna cleared her throat. "What did your parents say?"There was an awkward pause."You haven't told them, have you?""Are you serious Jen? Mum will go nuclear if she finds out. I'm just not ready to deal with that, yet. She was so proud when I got in that place. Dad will be more understanding but, look, I have a favor to ask. Can I stay with you for, a bit? I used up my last bit of cash on the train fare. I'm broke and I have nowhere to stay. I can't face going back to my parents. They'll treat me like a kid. Please? I won't be any bother. I'll do housework for you, I'll,”"Of course you can stay!" Reverend Morris smiled. "Our vicarage is always available to those who need it. We have a spare bedroom." He turned to Jenna. "We had Bishop George staying with us during Lent, remember? I'm sure your cousin can't be a worse lodger than him. She looks like she's gone through a tough few months."Powerless to refuse, Jenna reluctantly agreed. Oh Simon, you sweet, naive man. You have no idea what you're letting yourself in for! She thought."Oh you mean it? I can stay? Oh; thank you so much, Reverend!""Simon. You can call me Simon!" Reverend Morris replied. "It's nice to finally get to meet you, Mia. I know you and Jenna drifted apart a bit when your parents moved, but it's so nice when relatives reunite, isn't it?" the reverend said as he went to pick up the luggage."If only everyone could be as nice as you and Jenna!" Mia gushed.Jenna pulled a face at her cousin and whispered to her. "You are so dead, cousin!""Right, well, I'll introduce you to your new room!” Simon said as he returned holding all the bags. “This way! I'll carry your stuff for you." Reverend Morris carried up the suitcase and hold-all."Your hubby is a total gent," Mia whispered to Jenna."Oh, you might be able to fool him, but you're not fooling me," Jenna replied. "As soon as he's gone out later, you are going to tell me everything."Reverend Morris led Mia upstairs and down the long landing. Mia walked right by his side looking something between an infatuated schoolgirl gazing at her crush and a timid little lamb sticking close to the shepherd. At eighteen, Mia was very aware of the effect she had on men. Her Bambi eyes, teamed with the brunette hair, gave her an innocent look that convinced boys and men alike that she couldn't possibly know what effect she was having on them. But she knew quite well, and she loved the things she could get by putting her skills to good use."Here we are," Reverend Morris said, opening the bedroom door at the end. "It's not massive, but it's got a pleasant view overlooking the garden."Mia walked in. The room was nicely decorated. Instead of the usual neutral color scheme of magnolia, the walls were painted in very pale blue, with white ceiling and a sandy colored carpet. Instead of curtains, a white window blind, as was the current trend. A single bed, chest of drawers and ladder desk and chair made up the furniture."I don't know why I painted this room blue, it always looks so cold, and it doesn't really match the carpet. No wardrobe, but there's a full chest of drawers and the bed is a divan, with two storage compartments you can put your bits and bobs in. There's a hook on the back of the door if you need to hang some clothes up.""Oh I love it!" Mia said, smiling at him. "It's like being at the beach. The floor is sand and the walls are the sea. It's so restful and appealing. Really brings out my creative side. I think I could do lots of painting and drawing in here.""I'm glad you like it. Jenna and I want you to feel comfortable and safe here. Charity is so important to Christians like us.""Oh yes, I understand Rev, um, Simon. And I am so grateful. Um, do I have to start going to church? I mean I was raised in a Christian home but I sort of drifted,” Mia said, giving him a coquettish look.""Ha, no worries! We're not going to force you to attend a Sunday service or anything so relax. Whether you're a believer or not, everyone is catered for in our vicarage. We don't judge.""Jenna told me that your church is a nice one," Mia said, gazing at the reverend. He's rather average in looks but this guy is a total sweetie I can tell. Not an ounce of malice in him. Jenna's really landed on her feet with this one."She's right! St Michael's is a lovely place of worship. I'm very honored to be its vicar. Of course it wasn't always like that, but I like to think that I've really turned things round and made a difference. I credit Jenna for helping me in, many ways," he continued, and Mia noted the pause.Wonder what he means by that? She thought.He continued. "I took over in 2019 after the sudden death of the previous vicar, Reverend Smith. Talk about being thrown in at the deep end. Only a few months later, the pandemic happened. What a stressful time that was."Mia nodded patiently."Sorry, I'm prattling on! I'll leave you to get sorted out. I talk too much. Always in sermon mode,”"That's alright, Simon. I'm sure your sermons are really interesting." Mia said, flattering him some more."Ah well, haven't heard too many snores in the aisles of late.""I really appreciate you helping me like this," Mia said, sitting on the bed. "I just don't know how I was going to cope. And I want to pay my way. I suppose I'll have to apply for Universal Credit. What with the cost of living crisis and everything. Not sure if there are any jobs going in this town? I don't know this area at all and I can't drive,”"One step at a time, Mia. let's get you settled in first.""I really do want to work. Is there anything I could do at your church?"Reverend Morris scratched the back of his head and sat down next to her."Well, it's mostly volunteer work there, which is no good when you need an income, oh wait a minute, Norman the churchwarden mentioned that the church hall needs a cleaner, 10 hours a week. It's only a five minute walk from here. We had one of the Sunday school teacher's lads doing it, but I confess he rarely turned up and was about as much use as a chocolate fireguard. I was disappointed in Jordan, as the pay was pretty good for an entry-level job.""I'll do that job! I'd love to do that!" Mia said. "Oh please say yes!""Hmm, well let me talk it over with Jenna first, and Norman. Cleaning is a bit boring. You'd be required to put out chairs and tables too. They're only lightweight folding ones, so no dangerous lifting of heavy stuff or anything. But Norman will be able to tell you more about what's involved. We have a lot of functions held in the hall, not just church stuff. Monday is badminton class. Tuesday it's the over-60s hot yoga. Wednesday is the midweek eucharist, so it's tea and coffee morning. Thursday and Friday you get two days off as nothing happens then. Saturday is the local amateur dramatics group. Oh and Sunday, the most important day of all, is the main service at church, and a social gathering afterwards.""Oh I just love cleaning up," Mia said. "Tidiness is good for mental health you know. It keeps your mind occupied." She slid a bit closer to him."You're really enthusiastic aren't you?" Well If your heart's set on it, I'm sure I can pull a few strings and get you in. Don't want you to feel like your talents are being wasted in what I consider to be just a casual job though.""To be honest, I never had any idea what I wanted to do when I left school," Mia continued. "I never wanted to go to uni. I feel like such a failure for quitting.""Don't put yourself down," he said, reassuring her. "Sometimes God has a different path for us. And you can't stay somewhere that's making you unhappy. It takes guts to break away from a path that someone else has set for you. I can tell you have a great attitude. Your talents obviously lie elsewhere. In time, I'm sure you'll find something you truly excel at.""I do hope so," Mia said, pouting at him. She leaned in closer, but the moment was broken by the sound of the landline phone ringing downstairs."Oh that reminds me, I need to call on one of the flock." He stood up. "I'll leave you to unpack Mia. If you need anything, I'm sure Jenna can assist you. I have to go out. I'll see you later. Take care!"He hurried out of the bedroom."I think I'm gonna love it here," Mia giggled to herself. "I think I need to, repair my relationship with God." She gave the most mischievous of grins as she flopped back in bed."But I also plan on sinning, a lot!"Reverend Morris rushed down the stairs."That was the garage on the phone," Jenna said, putting down the receiver. "My car's passed its MOT and ready to be collected.""Great. I'll drop you off there as I just remembered I promised Gladys Wilcox I'd take her a copy of that paperback I recommended at last week's service. Hills of the North by Jenny Talwartz." He rummaged around on the coffee table and held up the book in question. "A thrilling tale set in rural England, about passion, blackmail and a woman's fulfilling journey to find romance and regain her faith.""Sounds a good one.""It got rave reviews on Amazon. I was worried it might be a bit too racy for some of the older members of the congregation. I haven't had chance to read it yet but apparently it contains violence and several sex scenes.""Right up Gladys Wilcox's alley I'd say," Jenna replied, grinning. "I keep telling you, there's something kinky going on between her and the churchwarden. Okay, give me five minutes, and I'll be ready. Need to have a quick word with our non-paying guest.""You're alright with her staying, aren't you? Sorry, I tend to just dive in and say yes to everything. Your cousin seems like such a lovely person.""I don't mind, but she's not the innocent little thing you think she is," Jenna said. "Oh she's not a criminal or anything, but she can be a bit, indiscreet at times.""Aren't we all a bit like that at eighteen? Not much life experience to fall back on.""Hmm, I suppose. I will phone Aunt Kathleen later and let her know that Mia's staying here. I'd better prepare to gently break the bad news that her daughter won't be getting those letters after her name."Mia was admiring herself in the wall mirror when Jenna came in, and closed the bedroom door."Alright you. Now how about giving me the whole truth about why you quit uni? You're good, but your acting skills need work. Better make it quick as Simon's waiting to give me a lift to the garage, so spill."The brunette took a deep breath. "Alright. Look, don't give me too much grief. I did something wrong and that's why I had to quit.""What happened?""I seduced my lecturer and slept with him."She gasped. "You did what?" After the initial shock, Jenna couldn't help but admire her cousin's brazen attitude. Seeing as she herself had seduced several men from the church, plus a former Catholic priest, and most recently, the town mayor. Not to mention there were her weekly "organ lessons" with Gordon,"So he was old enough to be my dad. Maybe grandad. He was like, late fifties or something. But he was so hot. Older men really turn me on. You must know how that feels. I mean, your husband is way older than you, right?""Yeah. I'm twenty-one and he's forty." Jenna admitted. "Eighteen and late fifties is one hell of an age gap though.""I know. Oh but Jen. Tom was such a sexy man. Just the type I like. He was a smoker, but not a heavy one. Kind of used to turn me on, smelling smoke on his breath. It added to the attraction, as weird as that sounds. The sex was amazing. Older men are just sexier,”Jenna gave a dreamy sigh. "Yep they are. Can't disagree with you there. Realizing she suddenly had a lot more in common with her cousin, she sat down next to her. "Tell me more about Tom."And so Mia gave her chapter and verse on her spicy adventures at Salford.

Theatre of the Mind Flayer
Session 111: Red Hot Dilf

Theatre of the Mind Flayer

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2024 64:17


In the aftermath of their fight in The Majestic Eagles Perch, our heroes meet a new ally... Visit our Patreon ~ patreon.com/TheatreoftheMindFlayer Due to the improv nature of RPG content, some themes and situations that occur in-game may be difficult for some. If certain episodes or scenes become uncomfortable or traumatic, we strongly suggest taking a break or skipping the episode. Always look to a professional if concerned about your mental health. Follow us on Instagram: @theatreofthemindflayer And Twitter: @mindflayer_pod Contact us at: theatreofthemindflayer@gmail.com Caleb Dowdall is 1/2 of our DM: @calebdowdall Jacob Machin is also 1/2 of our DM: @jacob.ryan.machin Aegis is played by Luke Sykes: @sykesluke13 Agenar is played by Danielle Butlin: @danielle.butlin Etterath Wolf is played by Hercules Mayes: @theballadofherculesmayes Safirith is played by Daelyn Lester-Serafini: @daeyn_ls Azorith Rosewall is played by Michael Briganti: @mikeybrigz

Attitudes!
For the Love of DILFS, Gendered Drug Testing, Queer White Water Rafting and Poki Roni

Attitudes!

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2024 49:17


We're back from the wayOUT Gala where we honored Harper Steele and Bryan spent a lot of money on a joke (for a good cause). Erin shares some disturbing gender disparity details regarding drug testing in this country and how changes could improve medicine and the economy. Bryan stumbles upon Stormy Daniels' OutTV show For The Love of DILFS, and shares some positivity from newly-elected Congresswoman Sarah McBride and Governor Andy Beshear. For Groceries and this week's bonus This New Thing We're Doing! visit www.patreon.com/attitudesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

TALK ABOUT GAY SEX podcast
EP 618 Our Favorite Things About Being Queer, IRL Sex, Bluesky taking over?

TALK ABOUT GAY SEX podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2024 51:24


On a new TAGSPODCAST aka Talk About Gay Sex podcast, Host Steve V and Co-hosts Jeremy Ross Lopez and Kodi Maurice Doggette are back with all new hot LGBTQ topics, sex and relationship advice and more:Talking new film 'The Substance'....We talk new film "Queer" and our favorite thing about being queer!Does watchng adult films affect your real life dating?Is Bluesky the new X?CA confirms first case of Mpox...Do you know the STI wait period for getting tested??Season 3 of 'For the Love of DILFS' is back....will you watch?Santa's Secret opens in New York...Gay dating ruins self esteem due to body image?Advice: Your life partner wants to do OF....would you mind??Support TAGS and get extra special perks! Patreon.com/tagspodcastSteve V's Link Tree: https://linktr.ee/tagspodcastFollow Steve V. on IG: @iam_stevevFollow Jeremy on IG: @jrosslopezFollow Kodi on IG: @mistahmauricehttps://linktr.ee/kodimauricehttps://linktr.ee/kodimauriceWanna drop a weekly or one time tip to TAGSPODCAST - Show your love for the show and support TAGS! Visit our website: tagspodcast.comNeeds some advice for a sex or relationship conundrum? Ask TAGS! DM US ON IG or https://www.talkaboutgaysex.com/contactFollow Of a Certain Age on IG: @ofacertainagepod

Go Get Your Girl
Dan in Real Life

Go Get Your Girl

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2024 80:12


Emma & Katie discuss the little-seen thanksgiving romcom Dan in Real Life and talk about haunted cemeteries, the comedy of Mr. Dane Cook, who knows who Fiero is, and who is and who isn't a Dilf.

Now We're Talking Baby
5. Has Cam got what it takes to be a DILF?

Now We're Talking Baby

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2024 40:03


This week we're talking all things feeding; from breastfeeding and formula milks, to figuring out what works best for Little Reggie, because let's be honest, every baby is different. Plus, Cam relives his first solo Dad poo experience!We're also talking about the roommate phase, and how sleeping in separate bedrooms can be like two co-habiting adults raising a child together! We're so grateful that we can utilise Reggie's grandparents for date night every now and again, even if it is just ordering a takeaway and sitting on the sofa together!Plus, we're asking all the big questions, like: what is a dream feed, is Cam a DILF, and do we feel different about ourselves now that we're parents?Lots of love,Cam & Em xx--Head to https://www.getcarifit.com/ and use code: EMANDCAM --Email: nwtb@jampotproductions.co.ukInstagram: @nowweretalkingbabyTikTok: @noweretalkingbaby--Credits:Producer: @ben_johnsAssistant producer: @gurlinaheer_Video editor: @jakeji.pVideo editor: @lizziemccarthySocial Media: @laurabcoughlanOriginal music: @knightmusicExecutive producer: @jemimarathbone Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thor Holt Presents
Sex Over 50 is Best

Thor Holt Presents

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2024 42:32


We bumble through... MILFS, DILFS, & DATING OVER 50... •⁠ ⁠The phenomenon of young men wanting to have sex with much older women. Mummy issues? •⁠ ⁠Just toying with the idea of success on the apps? Who actually believes this works? Who's here for sex? Who's here for connection? Pretty sure some men say 'connection' to get laid... •⁠ ⁠Fake it til you make it - everyone lies, a little! •⁠ ⁠“Causes” - a category that can be selected such as BLM etc - “male feminism” is very suss says Caroline! •⁠ ⁠Are men applying pronouns to their bios for kudos or are they believers? •⁠ ⁠Location doesn't seem to matter, ie interstate, thousands of kms away- are they reading the info? Or just buzzing through pics? •⁠ ⁠Hanging out for the robot boyfriends. Bring them on Elon! We could program in preferences - from sex, to just the right amount of emotional and intellectual friction, but always remain together. TBD!! Connect with Thor at www.thorholt.com and find about Caroline's new podcast in development “Menopause: The Future” - or just to say hi (you don't have to be a super smart Scottish Builder!) - email clkproductionsmedia@gmail.com

RazzleFrat
Chapter 57: Obsession With The Deadly Dilf

RazzleFrat

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2024 42:40


Welcome back to Razzlefrat! This week, sweater weather is back (and so are the muppets?). Then, we play a round of “Lifetime Movie or Commercial Thriller?” and all we have to say is: Lifetime, call us. We can help you. Join us next time for our book club read, The Orchard by David Hopen! Be sure to follow us in between episodes on our booksta accounts @grapes_of_ash and @theresinkonmyhands and also our joint account @razzlefratpod! Until next time, we bid you farewell. xoxo, Razzlefrat Books/authors mentioned this episode: Filterworld by Kyle Chayka This Other Eden by Paul Harding Next to You by Helena Bonham Young Gray After Dark by Noelle Ihli Nowhere Like Home by Sara Shephard The Devil and Mrs. Davenport by Paulette Kennedy The Paris Apartment by Lucy Foley Love in the Time of Serial Killers by Alicia Thompson Gathering of Shadows by VE Schwab Graveyard Shift by ML Rio Make the Season Bright by Ashley Herring Blake Babel by RF Kuang The Orchard by David Hopen --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/razzlefratpodcast/support

Best Friends Book Club
Episode 66: Be Nicer to Your MILF & DILF

Best Friends Book Club

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2024 48:18


We discuss the second book of the Devil's Night series, Hideaway, by Penelope Douglas

Friday Night Beers
Episode #182 - Stacy's Mom

Friday Night Beers

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2024 27:01


Send us a textIn this episode of Friday Night Beers, Tom & Vince try Stacy's Mom from Evil Genius Beer Company in Philadelphia, PA. They drink it and somehow compare it to things like Fountains of Wayne, the making of “Stacy's Mom”, MILFs, DILFs, iconic 2000s music videos and more. At the end, they rate this beer on a unique 1-5 scale. VINCE: 2.75  / 5 VincesTOM: 3.5 / 5 TomsInstagram: @friday.night.beersTwitter: @fnb_pod Threads: https://www.threads.net/@friday.night.beersEmail: friday.night.beerspodcast@gmail.com Theme music by Billy Hansa. Subscribe, rate and review the podcast on Apple, Spotify or wherever you find your podcasts!

Private Parts
Ep 23: Ghosting, Cuffing & DILFs | Part 1

Private Parts

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2024 21:11


Hello and welcome back to Private Parts. This is the podcast where nothing is off limits.Each week, join comedian Tom Lucy and Made in Chelsea's Liv Bentley, as they read the most intimate and sordid details of their lives from their diaries.

Private Parts
Ep 23: Ghosting, Cuffing & DILFs | Part 2

Private Parts

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2024 17:54


Hello and welcome back to Private Parts. This is the podcast where nothing is off limits.Each week, join comedian Tom Lucy and Made in Chelsea's Liv Bentley, as they read the most intimate and sordid details of their lives from their diaries.

The Shit Show with Tammin Sursok
Sean Szeps is a #DILF (dad I like to follow) and we love him for it!

The Shit Show with Tammin Sursok

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2024 42:33


So we're calling it, this is the most American sounding episode of an Australian podcast ever made, how fun! Sean Szeps is the superstar #DILF who you would have seen schooling (mostly) us parents on the socials....and if you haven't go find him @SeanSzeps it's everything and more xIf you want to you can watch The Sh!t Show on YouTube, just search 'Tammin' or 'The Sh!t Show' in YouTube, or even easier, tap this link -youtube.com/@TheShitShowwithTamminSursok Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Can We Steal You for a Second?
GoldenE0: DILF City

Can We Steal You for a Second?

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2024 58:01


Are we getting older or are these guys substantially hotter than Jenn's cast?! Join us as we set out to judge them based on their potential as father-in-laws and end up objectifying them for ourselves….Support the show

Everybody Hates Rand: A Wheel of Time Podcast
Episode 301: Rhuarc Has Been DILF-Certified

Everybody Hates Rand: A Wheel of Time Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2024 39:42


He's also been Taken (TM) by Graendal, so that's bad, but it's nice to know he's hot. Also in this episode: Girl Don't Touch Your Face, Siuan Is Retiring Tomorrow, Uno the Chaperone, X-Men Talents, and Pevara's Stanley Cup.  

The Parting Shot with H Alan Scott
John Cho on Being a DILF and How He Would Change Nothing About His Omnivorous Resume

The Parting Shot with H Alan Scott

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2024 23:35


Sometimes the scariest thing can be the things we take for granted: our personal devices. Cell phones, smart TVs, Siri, Alexa. That's exactly what John Cho must battle in Chris Weitz's new film AfrAId (August 30). "Siri and I have a bumpy relationship. I've been looking at her askance for years." Cho plays Curtis, a dad tasked with protecting his family after their digital assistant turns against them. "Looking back on my own parenting, we didn't really think twice about the computer and the iPad, which is just a really open tunnel for the whole world to get to our children." Acknowledging the pros and cons of technology, Cho says "the film is really about, what if the con was much worse than we thought?" Cho jumped at the role because of Weitz. "He happened to write a fantastic film, but there's a chance I would have done it even if it was terrible, because I love him so much." And AfrAId adds another unique credit to Cho's impressively diverse resume. "I was [always] an omnivore when it came to entertainment. It's not like I stayed in one particular lane." Read the Transcript: https://www.newsweek.com/2024/09/13/john-cho-would-change-nothing-about-his-omnivorous-resume-1945126.html See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Alpha Blokes Podcast
Ep. 310 - Trendsetter Talkback

Alpha Blokes Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2024 61:32


Some are calling this the greatest episode of Talkback in recent history. Nearly every single yarn could've easily won a hat. Dog log sandwiches, waking up in your Mums bed, being crowned a DILF and more planning for the Snip Trip is all contained in this instalment of our favourite time of the week. Enjoy you absolute legends!Ever wanted to watch the podcast? You can subscribe to our Patreon to watch full visual and uncut episodes. The latest vlog of the studio build is also available. Link is here: www.patreon.com/alphablokespodcast0:00 - Intro2:09 - Knuckles Proper True Yarn5:45 - Carry Ons1:00:05 - Winning Yarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pod Damn America
The DILF

Pod Damn America

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2024 1:06


We discuss Tim Walz, RFK, and other stuff while I do a lot of whip its. FULL EP AT PATREON.COM/PODDAMNAMERICA

The Sarah Fraser Show
MILF Manor's Kelly Mortensen Talks Season 1 & 2, Dating Younger Men, and Life After Divorce. Monday, June 17th, 2024 | Sarah Fraser

The Sarah Fraser Show

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2024 38:29


In this episode, I sit down with the fabulous Kelly Mortensen from MILF Manor!

misSPELLING
MisDILF

misSPELLING

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2024 28:19 Transcription Available


It's a walk down the 'So Notorious' memory lane with actor James Carpinello who played Tori's bff on the tv series. They remember the good, the bad, and the NOTORIOUS tales from their 20s. Find out why Tori calls him the best DILF she never had, and whether or not a reboot could be in the cards!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You Can't Do That
#193: Connor McMeltdown

You Can't Do That

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2024 59:23


"Not on OUR part of the internet." Rave, Eva, and Kelly did not necessarily predict this Stanley Cup finals matchup, but one must admit there is something satisfyingly YCDT-coded about its hashtag narratives. Join us as we check in on DILF softball in DC, eulogize our fallen Stars/Rangers, and ask the tarot cards what to expect in the final round. This episode was recorded on June 2, 2024. Support the pod: Follow us on TikTok @youcantdohockey, get bonus content on Patreon @ patreon.com/youcantdothat, and find merch @ shop.spreadshirt.com/you-cant-do-that! Thanks. We love you. Timecodes: (4:55) DILF Island Softball | (14:33) Goodbye, Rangers | (25:11) Goodbye, Stars | (44:09) Panthers vs. Oilers

Read Me Romance
BETTER WHEN IT HURTS by Skye Warren

Read Me Romance

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2024 311:40


Four hot DILFs. One string bikini. A forbidden romance about pain that binds us together... Five years ago we lived in the same house. He was the ultimate bad boy. And my foster brother. Now he's back. Tougher, harder, meaner. All of it aimed at me, because I was the one who sent him away. It's payback time. He wants his pound of flesh, and I am helpless to say no. Better When It Hurts is a full-length dark romance novel that does stand alone. Fair warning: Blue is a cruel bastard and a dirty talker! Better When It Hurts is part of the Stripped series. There is a follow up novella with Blue and Lola (hero and heroine of Better When It Hurts) called Even Better, and then the series continues from there. New: THE PROFESSOR comes out on March 26th https://a.co/d/hzaUilC Giveaway: signed print copy of Better When It Hurts ♥ ♥ ♥ Other Mentions This Could Be Us by Kennedy Ryan Bull Moon Rising by Ruby Dixon A Tropical Rebel Gets the Duke by Adriana Herrera ♥ ♥ ♥ RMR Website: https://bit.ly/3ifFIyw Weekly New Release: https://bit.ly/30iDete Follow Read Me Romance on Instagram: https://geni.us/uUVdVeY Join Read Me Romance Headquarters on FB: https://geni.us/IdL7B

Read Me Romance
BETTER WHEN IT HURTS by Skye Warren

Read Me Romance

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2024 311:40


Four hot DILFs. One string bikini. A forbidden romance about pain that binds us together... Five years ago we lived in the same house. He was the ultimate bad boy. And my foster brother. Now he's back. Tougher, harder, meaner. All of it aimed at me, because I was the one who sent him away. It's payback time. He wants his pound of flesh, and I am helpless to say no. Better When It Hurts is a full-length dark romance novel that does stand alone. Fair warning: Blue is a cruel bastard and a dirty talker! Better When It Hurts is part of the Stripped series. There is a follow up novella with Blue and Lola (hero and heroine of Better When It Hurts) called Even Better, and then the series continues from there. New: THE PROFESSOR comes out on March 26th https://a.co/d/hzaUilC Giveaway: signed print copy of Better When It Hurts ♥ ♥ ♥ Other Mentions This Could Be Us by Kennedy Ryan Bull Moon Rising by Ruby Dixon A Tropical Rebel Gets the Duke by Adriana Herrera ♥ ♥ ♥ RMR Website: https://bit.ly/3ifFIyw Weekly New Release: https://bit.ly/30iDete Follow Read Me Romance on Instagram: https://geni.us/uUVdVeY Join Read Me Romance Headquarters on FB: https://geni.us/IdL7B