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The BOB & TOM Show – June 30, 20266:00 Hour 6:00 – White Trash Noise Machine6:06 – Tom never watched Cops6:09 – Kristi and Pat disagree6:14 – John Cena discussion6:25 – Gad about Gaddis6:31 – "I could parallel park a train." – Josh6:35 – Letter: Listener has an Indianapolis 500 book signed by Marty Allen ("Hello dere")6:35 – Letter: "Thank you, Tom Griswold—I never thought I'd say that."6:50 – Concert floor incident and copyright discussion6:53 – Letter: Pick up a camera for the Brownie6:53 – Letter: Wallet found at a soccer game; crowd chants owner's name 7:06 – Tom switched iced teas and is feeling tired and grumpy7:07 – Jeff in studio7:09 – Dirty Ditties7:24 – Josh and Jeff compare chest hair7:25 – Concert floor incident was not an accident7:27 – Why aren't there more women's restrooms at concert venues?7:28 – Women using urinals7:29 – Tom says a "fridge cigarette" is a Diet Coke7:32 – Letter: Watching an old Columbo episode reminded a listener of Hugh Jackman and Tom7:37 – John Cena hair transplant discussion7:39 – Jeff compliments John Cena7:48 – Sports7:52 – Women's tennis players grunting discussion7:54 – Peter Tork discussion7:55 – Stephen Stills, the Monkees, and Charles Manson 8:03 – Josh jokes about Kristi having a crush on Charles Manson8:05 – First indoor fishing pond in a Moscow mall8:10 – Oldest living parrot discussion8:12 – Is a beak the same as a pecker?8:16 – "Not a grower or a shower—just there." – Jeff8:27 – Letter: Listener loved Jeff's hot dog trick8:27 – Josh invites everyone to run through his sprinkler8:30 – Discussion of P-Shot procedures8:34 – "We are at the dawn of Grandma Griswold." – Josh8:46 – Today in History 9:06 – Josh discusses his bladder scope procedure9:10 – Tom recalls having a bladder scope as a young man9:23 – Gen Z "Day Cap" day drinking trend9:25 – Michigan bill to make lemonade stands easier9:29 – Metallica donates $25,000 to a food bank9:30 – Jacket designed to harvest water from the air9:32 – Jeff says cottage cheese makes a terrible grilled cheese sandwich9:45 – Josh and Pat's trip to the grocery store9:50 – "Making Some Changes" – Josh 7:00 Hour8:00 Hour9:00 Hour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On today's Extra, Comedian Bill Engvall Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

THE BOB & TOM SHOW – MONDAY, JUNE 29, 2026 0:00 Heywood Banks – Summertime0:03 Pat arm update0:05 Vanity license plates revisited0:07 Letter about Browning camera joke0:11 Tom tells his Browning joke in public 0:20 Kristi's groomer discussion0:24 Pat's T-shirt0:25 Letter – garage door opener0:26 Tom wants a password-free life0:27 Standing monk discussion – "Friar in the Hole"0:32 Toy Story 5 discussion 0:45 Themed popcorn buckets – Spider-Man0:46 "Jack Buddy" discussion0:49 Tom's worst movie ever0:50 World record for most women riding motorcycles0:51 Manual transmission discussion0:52 "Living the Dream" story about home burglaries 1:02 Jess Hooker joins the studio1:04 Jess's birthday1:05 Keytar discussion1:07 Obscure band names1:09 "Belle of Lagotee"1:11 More Mr. Ed discussion1:21 Happy Birthday, Marilyn Monroe1:22 Taylor Swift wedding discussion1:25 Leonid & Friends1:27 World Cup news1:31 Sophie "Point" fever meme1:33 Cat with the most toes world record1:35 Pat Godwin parody song1:38 Giraffe walks into a ceiling fan store joke1:45 Pat continues recovering1:49 Noah Kahan song discussion1:50 Noah Kahan concert story1:51 Pat Godwin concert parody1:53 Song parody – I Shot the Sheriff1:54 Noah Kahan sign repeatedly stolen 2:02 Lakeshore Drive2:04 "157 Riverside Avenue"2:08 Elizabeth Hurley discussion2:09 Blue Jay Way2:10 Billy Ray discussion2:23 Mel Brooks turns 1002:25 Missing giraffe found2:27 Dogs and fireworks2:32 Vespa gathering in Rome 2:45 "Stand-Up Guitar" discussion2:47 Today in History2:53 Weather presenters discussion 3:02 Kristi jokes about needing a break3:05 Famous sushi chef dies3:07 Cinnabon Oreos return3:08 Subway sandwich assault story3:10 Restaurant accused of failing to replace cooking oil 3:21 Back to Noah Kahan3:23 Back to street-name songs3:24 Love Street – The Doors3:25 Story about crowdfunding for cosmetic surgery3:27 Comedy bit3:31 John Wayne Bobbitt discussion3:32 Baby Come Back – The Equals3:33 Yes-or-no answers with Tom3:34 Bob K bird calls3:45 Revisit of the Sophie meme3:46 3,000-year-old mummy head auctioned3:50 Teen breaks tusk at museum3:51 Chick's "fake eggshell" story Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On today's Extra, Telephones & Landlines, Tom hates Princess phones, & Air B&B's Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

THE BOB & TOM SHOW – FRIDAY, JUNE 26, 2026 0:00 Tom grunting0:04 Pre-Hensel discussion0:05 Tom had a rough morning0:06 Josh says "blinker" instead of "turn signal" 0:23 Tom hit every red light on the way in0:27 You can adjust the volume of your turn signal0:27 Letter – aunt reportedly struck by lightning 12 times0:28 Gracie the giraffe still missing in Texas0:29 Letter – Gracie and Ted Nugent's ranch0:31 Letter – Casey's brown sugar pancake Oreos0:35 Letter – McDonald's sells bags of ice 0:53 Letter – classic movie recommendations (Mischief, The Serpent and the Rainbow, Eddie and the Cruisers) 1:06 Sports1:10 Dogs chase geese off soccer fields in Canada1:12 Josh admits he's tempted to run through a flock of geese 1:26 Bald actors discussion1:27 SWR – three Brazilian sisters have a combined age of 316 years1:34 Discussion of the "looksmaxxing" social media trend1:36 Josh comments on Chick's "T-zone" 1:48 Tom plans to buy a waffle iron1:48 Josh remembers neighboring summer camps1:51 Humans and apes have similar laughter when tickled1:56 Josh discusses why tickling can be uncomfortable 2:05 Monk in India has reportedly remained standing for five years2:09 Bangkok restaurant uses zip line to deliver food 2:24 In Studio – Jeff Oskay (Failed to Mention News)2:24 Jeff jokes about taking a five-minute walk during a work break2:32 Story about collector of human remains2:34 Josh discusses handling a human anatomical specimen2:35 "Budda Pest Control" bit 2:45 Today in History 3:04 Woman arrested after threatening Taco Bell employees with a firearm3:08 Woman attempted to smuggle contraband into jail3:11 "Budda Pest Control" song – Pat Godwin 3:27 Personalized license plate rejections3:36 Indiana man charged with shooting a deer from his vehicle 3:52 St. Bernard museum discussion Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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The BOB & TOM Show – June 25, 2026 6:00 Hour6:08 Renting a movie theater is not bad financially – Tom6:12 Bunk bed talk6:16 Lean discussion6:25 Is it possible for you to speak without offending anyone, Tom? – Chick6:27 Pat's new T-shirt6:29 Letter: Things Kristi hates; Tom in general; marriage lasting6:32 BoBo Brazil discussion; Kristi dislikes him6:34 Josh tells someone to go play a penny whistle6:35 Letter: Name of kid from yesterday's letter and photo6:38 Letter: Listener gets excited about new dress socks, just like Tom6:41 Ace's car sounds like a lifeboat – Tom6:50 Letter: Watched Wild Bill Curry; not really in a cage6:53 Letter: Did you get the Christmas gift wrapped on Tom's desk Monday?6:54 Don't want anyone touching my stuff – Tom6:54 Letter: Stole a bag of ice like my hero Chick6:55 Letter: Rode with an elevator repairman in an elevator 7:00 Hour7:11 Tom's joke that no one got7:12 Chick got his girlfriend stolen by a camera guy7:14 Kristi found the perfect brownie with sea salt7:25 Store selling a box of ice for $4; ice cubes, not bags7:26 Tom hates crushed ice and curved ice cubes7:26 Explaining curved ice cubes – Tom7:31 Tom hates the movie Cocktail7:33 Sports7:47 Artist making custom cowboy hats for World Cup fans7:50 Tom has a hat wall7:53 My winter cowboy hat is made of beaver – Tom7:54 Woman at Kristi's grocery store wears Spock ears 8:00 Hour8:04 Chick discovers the Nextdoor app8:08 Cigarette butts in Tom's street; his dogs are eating them8:09 World record: Largest ballpoint pen, 21 feet 7 inches, created by an Iraqi man8:16 Ballpoint pens have to have a clicker8:30 Josh knocks the salt off his pretzels8:30 Soap in the anus discussion8:36 1,000 people invited to Taylor Swift's wedding8:38 Lean discussion8:49 Jess in studio8:49 Today in History8:52 You fill a room with people then get mad if they talk, Tom – Josh8:57 Tom dancing 9:00 Hour9:07 Al Jackson joins via Zoom9:09 Boarding planes – Al9:10 Tom not happy with jetways9:25 Missing giraffe in Texas9:33 Tom, could you eat a meal on the toilet while expelling? – Chick9:34 Bag stopper discussion – Al9:35 “Oh, calm down everyone” – Tom9:51 Couple celebrates 80th wedding anniversary, the Oak Anniversary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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The BOB & TOM Show – June 24, 2026 6:00 Hour6:08 – World Cup6:09 – Corn dog talk6:24 – His garage door (Tom)6:26 – Letter: Norway soccer team staying at the same hotel6:26 – Letter: His old master lock combination (Tom)6:28 – Letter: People who catch alligators use heavy-duty fishing equipment6:31 – Letter: Five-star restaurants have no condiments on the table due to clutter6:32 – Man stands still for 90 minutes during Congo match as memorial to slain leader6:46 – You are not on the anal probe list (Josh to Tom)6:49 – Old picture of Chick and his dad6:51 – Letter: Went to two upscale restaurants and had to carry sugar packets because there were no condiments6:54 – Letter: Retired listener who drives for a delivery service and listens every morning 7:00 Hour7:03 – Letter: IVF success story, now have an 11-month-old child7:05 – Letter: Hated Sea Hunt; Tom explains why he liked it7:07 – Letter: Your mom is so fat joke7:07 – Letter: Mr. Yuck stickers are still being sold7:09 – What got your mouth washed out with soap? (Tom and Josh)7:10 – Sports7:12 – I was too fat for a pogo stick (Chick)7:12 – Fat people on pogo sticks; it becomes a jackhammer (Josh)7:23 – Using headrests to break car windows if your vehicle goes into water7:25 – Tom, I wish you were anyone's press secretary (Josh)7:27 – Rock band Turtles discussion7:31 – Fastest male to skateboard across the United States7:33 – E-bikes are fast (Chick)7:47 – No sexting between Tom and Kelly7:49 – People have sexting buddies while dating someone else7:50 – Sex dolls are cheating (Kristi)7:50 – Sex dolls are not cheating (Josh)7:54 – Tom thought pictures were texting (Chick) 8:00 Hour8:06 – Need to be alone in the morning (Josh)8:09 – Tom is horrible at AI texting8:10 – Tom, how have you had kids? (Kristi)8:11 – All the women must have been asleep (Chick)8:20 – Ryan Hamilton interview8:22 – Got hit by a shuttle bus and suffered several broken bones (Ryan)8:23 – Mormon from Idaho (Ryan)8:32 – First late-night show appearance was Conan (Ryan)8:49 – Today in History 9:00 Hour9:07 – In studio: Jessica Alsman9:07 – I have things to tend to (Tom)9:08 – The show should be number one, Tom (Kristi)9:09 – Donut giveaway for anyone wearing red, white, and blue9:13 – Drinking beet juice may lower blood pressure (Kristi)9:27 – In studio: Jessica Alsman9:27 – No Alli; we answer letters9:29 – Letter: Guy is married but separated—should I date him?9:31 – No-drama dating9:31 – Letter: Dating a woman with large photos of herself on the walls9:33 – Letter: Boyfriend's ex keeps saying he's a jerk, but he's good to me9:33 – Letter: Girlfriend's mom is flirting with me—what should I do?9:36 – Lightning can travel through pipes (Tom)9:37 – Married four months and wants a bedroom divorce because he does not sleep well with another person9:50 – Man rescued from a waterless outdoor toilet after falling in while retrieving sunglasses Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On today's Extra, Foreskin Reconstruction, Letters, & Toothpaste in the Mouth Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The BOB & TOM ShowJune 23, 2026 6:00 AM6:00 Everybody's upset with me – Tom6:03 Tom's mic and chair don't work6:11 Had great flight attendants – Tom6:12 David Muir wants me – Chick6:14 Guy sitting next to Tom on plane had a bad odor6:25 Clampett family clogging the aisle on an airplane – Tom6:29 Letter: Kids took me to Toy Story 5 for Father's Day; loved it6:32 Letter: “Sugar, Sugar” stuck in my head6:35 Tim Wilson's car was a trash can on wheels – Tom6:36 Letter: Batch of minnows in car created a bad smell6:49 Tom has a whole tissue box in his nose – Chick6:50 Airport security: Shoes or no shoes? – Tom6:53 Letter: My first 45 record was “Sugar, Sugar” from a cereal box6:54 Letter: Marina = boat parking lot 7:00 AM7:05 Jeff in studio7:05 CEO hiring discussion7:10 I used to hire people; first question was whether they were sober – Jeff7:29 “Momma So Fat” joke – Josh7:30 Explains the TV show Sea Hunt – Tom7:48 Sports7:51 High-end stadium food discussion7:53 $22 Twinkie hamburger and stadium food discussion 8:00 AM8:07 Texas Twinkie discussion8:08 My mom loved The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas – Josh8:11 Pinball once outlawed in South Carolina8:21 Jess in studio with several types of bacon8:23 Trying beef bacon and carrot bacon8:24 Vegan bacon review – Tom8:29 “Cracklin' Rosie” is a wine8:30 Man fell to his death at a concert at Madison Square Garden8:31 Comment on concert accident – Tom8:37 Paddington movie discussion8:53 Tom was about to sneeze8:54 Today in History 9:00 AM9:14 Kathy Rigby9:26 Jaws discussion9:33 Dog on tray table9:34 More people killed by cows than sharks9:36 Bees spilled on the road9:43 Jacana birds9:50 “This Is What You Sound Like” – Chick and Kristi9:51 Tesla in a pool Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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The BOB & TOM Show – June 22, 2026 6:00 AM6:00 Tom lives by a code song – Pat6:03 Jeff in, Tom out6:06 Where is Cape Verde?6:07 Father's Day talk6:22 Letter: Betty plays tambourine in The Archies6:24 Letter: Keytar guy playing it on stage6:25 Letter: Looking for my vitamins, found them in my medicine glove box6:28 Letter: Playing dolls camping – “Daddy, could you hand me the fire sandwich?”6:28 Letter: Water seasoning = Crystal Light6:30 Put together a Little Tikes toy – took me 8 hours – Chick6:31 Letter: Had a spam dog – was great6:32 Letter: Was at a World Cup game – tickets were $1406:33 Tom has done a double decker?6:34 Letter: Melissa Etheridge = alternative person6:34 Letter: Sturgeon generals = group of sturgeons6:48 Sports6:53 Kristi hates feet6:55 I tend my feet once a month – Jeff6:55 Josh can feel flies on his head since he's bald 7:00 AM7:05 Kristi had her lazy eye fixed7:06 Pickleball fight7:07 Naked Pickleball song – Pat7:10 Man covered himself in baked beans; longest time in baked beans was 4 days7:14 Three Men and a Baby was horrible – Josh7:27 Sitting at Tom's desk, found an unwrapped Christmas gift – Jeff7:28 Let's re-wrap a Christmas gift for Tom7:28 Exercise makes people more generous – Kristi7:32 Pays for a gym membership, doesn't know which gym it is – Chick7:37 Kissed a guy – Josh7:38 Three guys peed their pants on purpose at a party – Josh/Chick7:47 Gave his cats artificial seafood – Josh7:50 A.I. robot plays table tennis7:53 FIFA athletes amazed by U.S. stores and food 8:00 AM8:04 In studio – Jess8:07 Betty Rubble vitamin was missing for 30 years8:11 125 MPH street racing can result in 85 years8:26 Police robot not doing his job8:27 People like snacking on bugs8:35 Used condoms, dead cat, maggots, boogers under seat – gross things found in a car on a date8:46 Today in History 9:00 AM9:04 Dad taught ballet – Pat Godwin9:24 3-D model for women's anatomy9:27 Letter: My dad turns 99 today, still works at a home improvement store and still drives9:28 Kristi: “I'm more lesbian than you?”9:36 All Minions are men; women not that stupid – creator comment9:47 Something that should be better than it is: Blondie – Josh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On today's Extra, Chick Letters, Tom is Cool, & Fried Pickles Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The BOB & TOM ShowJune 19, 2026 6:00 AM6:00 Attack of the Wiener Man – The Mummies6:06 Letter – Grandma had a Dixie cup dispenser in the wall6:08 Letter – People don't use the good china6:20 Letter – Been a school bus driver; started my career at Madison Plains in Ohio6:22 Magic Bus6:23 Tom had to take a bike test to ride to school6:27 Letter – Love your blatant hostility toward each other6:31 Letter – Tom rooting for Norway because they were rowing on an escalator6:32 Letter – Got a bike license for riding double6:45 Letter – Anniversary salt gun coming out6:47 Sports6:52 Ranch dressing rules per TSA 7:00 AM7:04 More Sports7:24 Ducks have great credit; put everything on his bill – Chick7:25 When My Credit Score Is 64 – Pat7:27 SWR – 65,000 Legos put together7:29 SWR – Loudest shout by a man, 122 decibels7:35 Ball torture – Kristi7:39 Reflex hammers – Kristi7:48 My nostrils are too big to hold AA batteries – Josh7:49 In Studio – Jess7:50 BLT Talk – Josh7:52 Letter – Tom probably still has his crossing guard gear7:54 Stop signs in parking lots are not real stop signs – Jess 8:00 AM8:05 Not looked for the two people for his 50th class reunion – Chick8:09 Chick's classmates talk8:11 Reunion follow-through after one year – Jess8:12 Carlos Mencia in jail for not paying taxes8:27 Airline lost woman's prosthetic legs – Josh jokes8:35 Bob never took a book home from school – Tom8:38 Tom had old-timey jobs as a kid – Jess8:48 Today in History8:55 How'd He Die8:56 Everyone is singing 9:00 AM9:07 Failed to mention news – Jeff9:08 Laxatives help your memory; you remember to change your underwear – Jeff9:10 Fecal material in water in New Jersey9:11 Fecal song – Pat Godwin9:12 Man arrested for storing feces in his yard in Nigeria9:30 Tom does not like the Grinch cartoon9:33 Oak tree linked to Robin Hood has died9:35 Hugh Jackman does not care for you – Josh to Tom9:46 Jess is the only one in the studio with a father9:47 Skeleton remains found in a foreclosed house – Kristi Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On today's Extra, Tom has a Headache, Letters, & Hot Dogs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The BOB & TOM Show – June 18, 2026 6:00 AM Hour6:00 – Turtles and Floyd6:05 – Kristi ran over a turtle6:06 – Tom picked up a turtle and moved it to the side of the road6:07 – Chick does not trust raccoons6:08 – National Go Fishing Day6:09 – Discussion about the movie Storks6:21 – Letter about a 1956 Studebaker for sale in Grand Rapids6:23 – Letter about watching the World Cup and coach Dick Advocaat6:25 – Discussion about Barney Frank6:26 – Letter about the VW Beetle being good for doing donuts6:29 – Letter about cheering for the Congo team6:30 – Letter about using a bug assault gun6:31 – Letter about a homemade garage urinal6:34 – Discussion about garage plumbing6:36 – Music reference6:48 – Chick tells Tom he sounds like an idiot6:49 – Music reference6:53 – Letter about deep-fried apple pie6:54 – Letter requesting Kristi's hard-boiled egg air-cooker recipe 7:00 AM Hour7:04 – Jeff in studio7:05 – National Go Fishing Day7:09 – Jeff discusses getting caught without a fishing license7:09 – Sports7:24 – Tom cleans his wallet and credit cards7:25 – Oldest turtle reported at 194 years old7:30 – Discussion about turtle mating7:31 – Pat update on "Good Beaver Gone Bad" and Gen Z trends7:34 – Pat prefers the word "fonky" instead of "wonky"7:48 – Tom explains wiper blade pauses7:50 – Anniversary of Chick's meltdown discussion7:53 – Chick's meltdown 8:00 AM Hour8:05 – Toxic dating service and kitten fishing8:06 – Jeff discusses gobbleintamency8:15 – Tom discusses THC-infused dog treats8:17 – Larry Storch discussion8:26 – Theme song reference8:29 – Discussion about Little Feat appearing on F-Troop8:32 – Today in History8:38 – Josh questions Pat about missing something in Tom's head8:49 – Kristi discusses pan-frying glazed donuts8:51 – Discussion about content creators 9:00 AM Hour9:03 – Al Jackson joins via Zoom from Bloomington, Illinois9:06 – Listener text discussion9:09 – Buns discussion9:11 – Spiral posting discussion9:27 – Tom writes to his daughters at camp9:32 – Robot toilets9:45 – Discussion about Rocky Horror Picture Show at the Sphere9:50 – Giraffe names Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On today's Extra, Talking Animal movies, Sign Language, & Toothpicks Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The BOB & TOM ShowJune 17, 2026 6:00 – Walking to the liquor store – Pat Godwin6:06 – Had a Sting-Ray bike; got stolen – Chick6:09 – Letter: Death tree; need to find 8 names6:15 – Then Came Bronson theme discussion6:24 – Salt rifle6:25 – People eat flies6:25 – Letter: Husband bought a salt gun for our barn6:29 – Letter: Tom GTO fan; Mark Lindsay did a GTO commercial6:31 – Josh and Tom discussion6:33 – Letter: Josh mentions Tennessee Ernie Ford; Instagram was listening6:34 – “16 Tons” discussion6:36 – “Why do I think you guys think I'm mentally impaired?” – Chick6:49 – “Mule Train” discussion6:51 – Singing chickens6:53 – Letter: For reunion, have a task6:54 – Letter: 10-year class reunion invitation; responded with “Deceased” 7:04 – Far Side chicken stuck-in-concrete joke – Josh7:07 – Tom applauds sheep joke by Josh7:09 – Eye doctor discussion7:10 – My mom's hospital needed a bigger morgue – Tom7:12 – Letter: Donald Duck sneeze impression request for Pat7:24 – Chick's reunion job is contacting people7:25 – Letter: Mom, age 92, in charge of high school reunion; only six left7:27 – “Flirty Gertie,” world's oldest chicken song7:30 – ZZ Top song discussion7:32 – Foxborough7:33 – Sports7:35 – Drunkula7:49 – New York Knicks baby boomer coming soon7:52 – Jalen Rose original name discussion7:54 – Jalen Rose song7:56 – Knickers discussion 8:04 – More knickers discussion8:08 – SWR: Largest riding penny-farthing, 9 feet tall8:11 – Tom explains paved walking trails8:22 – Self-pleasure before bed may help sleep8:24 – Josh has a journal tracking self-pleasure8:28 – Poll: 30% have confidence in their sexual skills8:31 – Someone used a public pool as a bathroom8:44 – Today in History8:46 – Book about the Statue of Liberty's feet – Tom 9:03 – In studio: Jessica9:03 – Fried apple pie returns to McDonald's9:05 – Words that sound fake but are real: Bumfuzzle (confused)9:06 – Snollygoster9:06 – Friendlily9:07 – Pronk9:09 – Crapulent9:10 – Fartlek9:20 – Zoom with Alli Breen9:22 – Letter: Boyfriend does not want to get married; new job requires moving; should I go?9:27 – It's sweating season; men should shower regularly9:29 – Letter: Girlfriend talks about her ex all the time; I'm not jealous9:31 – Letter: Boyfriend keeps air conditioning extremely cold and won't turn it up9:35 – Letter: After an eight-year relationship, I slept with another guy9:45 – More words that sound like they shouldn't be real9:55 – Pilot wasn't a real pilot Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On today's Extra, Tom went to a Concert, Poop Bag, & EMails Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The BOB & TOM Show – June 16, 2026 6:00 AM6:00 Smoking in front of the building – Bob & Peter Kevoian6:05 Never had crabs – Kristi6:06 I'm a little tired – Tom6:19 Letter: Clover, WA has a huge potato smasher6:23 Letter: My sweet little one in a hat – my dog6:25 Letter: Liked the movie Song Sung Blue6:25 Letter: Having rotator cuff surgery6:28 Letter: Getting ready for tacos – have any tortilla skins?6:29 Still miserable6:30 Letter: Add American cheese to a microwaved hot dog bun6:30 Letter: Flies = flying raisins – my 2-year-old6:31 Kristi has a fly swatter cover6:33 Flies vomit every time they land – Josh6:36 Bug-a-Salt kills bugs with salt6:49 Hearing aids became earbuds for music6:53 Paul Revere discussion – Paul Revere Dick was his real name6:54 “Good Thing” copyright discussion – Paul Revere 7:00 AM7:07 “Good Thing” copyright discussion – The Beach Boys7:10 Today in History7:13 “Rule the World” copyright discussion – Tears for Fears7:15 Toy Story gives a lot of people joy – Tom to Chick7:24 “Wild World” – Cat Stevens7:25 “Love to Change the World” copyright discussion – Tears for Fears7:25 “Joy to the World” copyright discussion – Three Dog Night7:25 Sports7:29 “Indian Reservation” copyright discussion – Paul Revere7:31 Josh tells Tom to stop talking about soccer if he hates it7:36 Merlin is a Mexican duck and should be named El Quacko – Tom7:37 Tom knows someone named Merlin; Kristi does too7:46 World record: Longest time keeping five balloons in the air – 1 minute7:51 “Stuck in a Car” song – Pat 8:00 AM8:03 In studio: Kelly Collette8:04 Kelly loves soccer and the World Cup8:07 Kelly says you always learn about another country while watching the World Cup8:21 Goblin intimacy – new dating trend8:27 People who live alone share their loneliness online8:28 Tom jokes about wanting to see Chick die8:30 How many people would you drive to the airport? – Tom to Josh8:32 People spend a billion dollars on OnlyFans8:33 Atlanta spends the most on OnlyFans per capita8:37 Most popular adult content categories in California8:37 First adult content Josh saw8:39 Most popular adult content category in Florida 9:00 AM9:03 Cheese witch can tell fortunes with cheese9:07 Kelly was a palm reader9:10 Johnny Mathis was a track star in high school – Tom9:12 Tom talks about Johnny Mathis9:12 Josh joke9:24 “Chances Are” copyright discussion – Johnny Mathis9:29 Tom needs a good power washer9:33 Woman named her children after states – Kristi9:36 People with state names9:48 Towel Talk9:49 E-bike assault – Kelly9:54 “Toilet Room” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On today's Extra, Letters, & "You Want any of This before I put it away?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The BOB & TOM Show – June 15, 2026 6:00 AM6:00 Nasty Stuff – Chick McGee Experience6:04 Pat Is Back6:08 Wang Chung Tonight (copyright)6:09 Space Junk (copyright)6:10 Letter – Toilet Song in My Head6:12 Kristi's Shirt Has a Crab on It6:12 Fashion Plate Tom Comments on Kristi's Shirt6:26 Letter – Member Appreciation Day at My Local Co-op6:28 Letter – Finished Off an 18-Pack of Beer6:29 Letter – Loves Josh, He Is Her Favorite6:31 Letter – What's in Your Wallet? Can You Guys Play Again?6:32 Letter – Front Row Seats at Edwin McCain6:33 Playing What's in Your Wallet – Josh Has $46:37 Did Yoga With Puppies – Kristi6:49 Salt Steak – Need Newspapers – Tom6:50 Letter – Did Salt Steak6:52 Letter – I'm 7 Feet Tall6:53 Frogman Song (copyright) 7:00 AM7:06 Sports7:21 Coloring Joke7:26 Most Beautiful Woman (copyright)7:29 SWR – Juggling Three Flaming Torches7:33 20th Century – T. Rex (copyright)7:34 Crimson and Clover – Tommy James (copyright)7:45 Empty Seats at FIFA7:48 T. Rex Leather Handbags – $75,0007:51 Dinosaur Talk – Their Jaws Developed First7:52 Woman Set Up Dog Kissing Booth – Can Pet and Kiss Her Dog7:54 “How Did I Get to Be the Mature One Here?” – Chick 8:00 AM8:06 Two 14-Year-Olds Arrested for Robbing a Lemonade Stand8:09 Woman Rescued From Mud Pit8:28 Sheep Joke in School8:29 89-Year-Old Rocket Scientist Hired Someone to Find Him a Woman8:33 First Date – Pat8:47 Today in History 9:00 AM9:04 Zoom – Bob Zany9:05 His Dry Bar Special on YouTube – Bob9:09 Went to Israel, Advised Not to Stand Next to a Window – Bob9:12 Tom Jones Is 85, Still Performing, Pulls Compression Socks Out of His Pants – Bob9:24 Man Stole Cigarettes and Stacks of Lottery Tickets From Store9:26 Man Found Cougar Droppings on Guest House Roof; Cougar Ran Off9:34 Brain Cells Trained to Play Piano9:46 Couple Arrested With Dead Alligator Strapped to Car9:48 Saw Alligator on Golf Course in Florida9:49 Sleeveless in Seattle – Hot Temperatures in Washington Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On today's Extra, A Wedding Viral Video, Robot Pets, & a Patty G Song Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The BOB & TOM Show – June 13, 2026 6:00 Hour 6:00 – "Beer Run" – Todd Snider6:03 – Chick out, Jeff in6:05 – "I Should Start Drinking at Work" – Jeff6:06 – Josh becomes Sir Dude the Party Knight6:11 – When Sir Dude showed up, the ladies went away – Josh6:24 – Letter: Tried the tube-to-mouth technique; toothpaste fell on my shoe6:26 – Letter: Listener spotted Chick's vanity plate in South Carolina reading "Go Away"6:27 – Letter: Listener loves the Johnny Quest theme and plays trombone6:28 – Johnny Quest theme and copyright discussion6:30 – Letter: Convenience store selling soft-drink donuts6:31 – Letter: Dad made sandals from leather and tire treads6:50 – Nudist vs. naturalist discussion – Tom and Josh6:51 – Letter: Nude bikers rode by while listener was eating at an outdoor restaurant 7:00 Hour 7:04 – White Thorn Lodge and nude volleyball7:06 – Letter: Listener keeps a six-foot skeleton in the back seat7:07 – Letter: Listener's TV starts up like Tom's7:08 – Tom's home server room and electronics collection7:08 – Poll: Half of Americans are not interested in FIFA7:11 – "Tom, you are a walking contradiction" – Kristi7:22 – Sports7:27 – World record: Most rotating puzzle cubes solved during a skydive7:30 – "Tom, you like people to fail" – Kristi7:32 – German tourist shares favorite places in the United States7:33 – Tourist's love of ranch dressing7:51 – Josh's impression of "Twist" by Korn7:53 – History of ranch dressing7:56 – Tom scats 8:00 Hour 8:03 – Jess Hooker in studio8:06 – Prostate pleasure toys8:10 – Smartphones and declining fertility rates8:12 – Soft drink as a toilet-cleaning aid8:27 – Long Island iced tea discussion8:28 – T-Rex handbag – Kristi8:29 – Multi-million-dollar designer purse sale8:30 – Driver fled into a swamp and was attacked by an alligator8:31 – Alligator loose in Indiana8:37 – Jeff's family's 400-foot water slide8:49 – Today in History8:50 – Do they still use straightjackets? – Jeff8:51 – Jess tried to duct tape her sister to a wall8:52 – "Rock Around the Clock" and copyright discussion 9:00 Hour 9:06 – Josh's last hickey was at age 209:07 – Tom has never had a hickey9:08 – Jeff's child came home with a hickey9:26 – Microwaving lunch meat and chemical concerns9:27 – Discussion about leftover rice9:31 – Josh loves spinach9:37 – Automobile discussion9:45 – Morning recap Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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The BOB & TOM Show – June 11, 20266:00 Hour 6:00 – Hadji's road buddy6:04 – Chick in, Jeff out6:06 – Johnny Quest discussion6:22 – Audio quiz for Josh: Johnny Quest theme6:24 – Tom talks about loving Johnny Quest6:29 – Letter: Wife is 6'2"; dad called her the "Ovarian Barbarian"6:30 – Letter: "Going ballistic" vs. "going commando"6:31 – Letter: Air and gas prices; why airline tickets are expensive6:32 – Letter: In my semi, a drink plate is a cup holder6:33 – Letter: In my 60s; wife wants me to sit on the toilet to urinate6:48 – Tom and Josh discuss drinking coffee with the lid on6:49 – Tom talks about people bringing coffee onto a gondola 7:06 – Sports update7:12 – FIFA may cause a baby boom, according to Kristi7:28 – Josh says Tom is "whitesplaining"7:30 – Letter: "6-7" is deaf slang for testicles7:30 – Fastest time descending stairs on hands7:36 – Discussion of the movie Rubber ("the tire movie")7:48 – Josh says he can be a wingman7:49 – TV sidekicks; Josh is happy being a sidekick7:50 – Josh asks Tom if he owns a papasan chair7:52 – Blow-up furniture discussion7:53 – World Naked Bike Ride coming June 27 in Wisconsin7:54 – Recumbent bike discussion7:56 – Jeff suggests a naked pogo stick event 8:06 – Hooker joins in studio8:08 – Letter: Rotting bug guts make windshield cleaner smell bad8:11 – Man arrested for burglary while on his way to court for burglary8:15 – Josh says he would go garage-sale shopping today8:26 – Difference between robbery and burglary8:27 – Meem toothpicks discussion with Hooker8:33 – Josh's best friend wears kilts year-round8:45 – Today in History8:47 – Kristi says "Trojans are rubbers"8:52 – Josh: "It's exhausting to act like I'm interested in this conversation"8:53 – Kristi jokes about O.J. Simpson 9:04 – Al Jackson joins via Zoom9:06 – Discussion about driving gloves9:07 – Steering wheel spinner knobs in the 1980s9:08 – Al recalls his dad's Bonneville and its size9:11 – Al would pay to hear Tom explain hip-hop9:11 – Word: "Bat Phone"9:13 – Word: "Choppleganger"9:29 – Johnny Quest theme9:30 – Kristi dated someone named Johnny Quest9:30 – Discussion about the historical use of the word "douche"9:31 – Story about a very tall boy and a beer sleeve; three boys involved9:39 – Kristi visited her mom and aunt, went to the wrong house after having a THC-infused drink9:49 – Jeff names a peach-and-vanilla drink "Dirty Hooker"9:51 – New street named for Jimi Hendrix in New York9:51 – Discussion of a posthumous Prince album release 7:00 Hour8:00 Hour9:00 Hour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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The BOB & TOM Show – June 10, 2026 6:00 AM Hour 6:00 – Orange barrels; Todd Yohn 6:03 – Chick out, Jeff in 6:07 – The Fugitive theme 6:12 – Search for John Wilkes Booth; movie discussion 6:14 – Jeff was next to a truck driver whose engine was on fire 6:15 – Tom: “I'm a big horn guy” 6:16 – Lean discussion 6:25 – Kristi did not want to die on the toilet during last night's storms 6:29 – Tom might have an electric rod on his house 6:31 – Jeff sits on the toilet backward for No. 1 6:32 – Tom discussed attractive women with very large feet 6:33 – Letter from a woman who wears size 12 shoes and is 6 feet tall 6:36 – Jeff's first wife was 6'2" 6:47 – Letter explaining why windshield cleaner smells bad; bird waste mentioned 6:48 – Letter: A good hose is not cheap 6:48 – Letter: Found colonoscopy pictures belonging to a friend's father 6:50 – Tom: If the elevator is not working, take the stairs 6:51 – Kristi discussed miniature horses delivering beer at a party 6:54 – Tom is a Mr. Potato Head fan 7:00 AM Hour 7:02 – Donating old socks to horses and donkeys 7:04 – Great Beaver Quest in Toronto 7:08 – World Cup fever may increase birth rates 7:21 – Letter: Listener puts socks on while standing like Tom, lost balance and fell 7:25 – Tom's morning routine 7:27 – Sports 7:27 – Fastest time to assemble a Mr. Potato Head 7:30 – Human tower greeted Pope Leo 7:36 – Porches designed to look like Toy Story characters 7:40 – Tom wondered whether a parody film was ever made about Johnny Appleseed 8:00 AM Hour 8:04 – Jeff's 9-year anniversary on the show 8:06 – Discussion of astronauts on the Artemis mission 8:08 – USA vs. Italy; NASA discussion 8:10 – Jeff wants to drive an Alfa Romeo 8:22 – Tom discussed a recipe for small beer 8:23 – “Island Rallies” with Josh and Jeff 8:28 – Kristi said cinnamon gets rid of ants 8:30 – Jeff has never gone commando 8:32 – Kristi discussed gym power plays 8:45 – Josh mocked Pat about paying taxes 8:47 – Today in History 8:49 – Parrot causing a disturbance at a funeral 9:00 AM Hour 9:05 – Nonfiction book sales are down 9:05 – In studio: Jessica Alsman 9:05 – Josh's big sneeze 9:14 – Lean discussion 9:22 – Zoom interview with Alli Breen 9:23 – New boyfriend deactivated one dating profile but remains on Tinder 9:25 – Boyfriend uses the nickname “Pickle” for multiple women 9:27 – Husband's friend is cheating on his wife and uses others as an alibi 9:33 – New boyfriend dropped his pants near an open door to urinate 9:35 – Josh and Tom exchange humorous comments 9:37 – Couple argued on a seven-day cruise; boyfriend later seen partying with other women 9:51 – Discussion about women and urination Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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The BOB & TOM Show — June 9, 2026 6:00 — Discussion about prison nicknames. 6:05 — Chick out; Jeff in. 6:06 — Josh received photos from his colonoscopy. 6:10 — Colonoscopy stories with Tom. 6:23 — Jeff discusses being very hairy and using shampoo for his whole body. 6:24 — Jeff went fishing but did not catch anything. 6:28 — Letter: Ring around the collar that will not go away from a required white shirt. 6:30 — Letter: Soccer is boring. 6:30 — Letter: Listener feels the same way about basketball as others do about soccer. 6:32 — Letter: Learned to drive a manual transmission at age 17. 6:35 — Josh says if he were a valet parker, he would pass gas frequently. 6:35 — Jeff has never worked as a valet parker. 6:35 — Tom recalls a valet service losing his car. 7:02 — Guest in studio: Edwin McCain. 7:05 — Edwin says he would like to try stand-up comedy one night. 7:10 — Jeff jokes that Edwin should stay in his lane. 7:24 — Discussion of a sword-swallowing world record involving pushups. 7:27 — Sports segment. 7:29 — Edwin discusses song copyrights and memories. 7:45 — Edwin has been driving a bus since age 18. 7:46 — Edwin says he never changed the oil in his bus, only added oil. 7:47 — Edwin talks about his bus, "Queenie." 7:48 — Discussion about a museum gift-shop magnet display. 7:51 — Discussion about a fertility-themed festival in Japan. 7:52 — Tom notes that a museum was formerly a large retail store. 8:09 — Edwin recalls opening for LL Cool J and feeling unpopular with the audience. 8:12 — Edwin discusses performing for the Village People when another act could not make a show. 8:21 — "Sweet Intros" segment with Tom and Josh. 8:26 — Jeff says he has worn his own merchandise because he had no other clothes available. 8:29 — Edwin discusses song copyrights and being "the radio star." 8:33 — Edwin talks about buying and selling a Porsche. 8:49 — Today in History. 8:55 — Discussion of the song "Duke of Earl" and copyright topics. 9:06 — Edwin performs and discusses "I'll Be." 9:11 — Edwin reflects on earlier days, calling the group "a pack of fools." 9:12 — Edwin talks about his popularity in the Philippines. 9:14 — Edwin praises Kelly Clarkson's version of "I'll Be." 9:15 — Edwin jokes that his daughter is horrified by his existence. 9:24 — Story about Lincoln-era documents reportedly lost after being left on top of a car. 9:25 — "Pumpkin Seat" discussion with Josh. 9:28 — Story about a truck carrying fireworks catching fire on a highway. 9:30 — Story about a 79-year-old man watering his lawn while holding his groin area in view of nearby children. 9:30 — Josh discusses online search categories. 9:46 — Discussion of celebrities who died while using the toilet. 9:52 — Story about a person investigating something on a roof and discovering a cougar. 6:00 Hour7:00 Hour8:00 Hour9:00 Hour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On today's Extra, Comedian John Heffron Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The BOB & TOM Show — June 8, 20266:00 AM Hour 6:00 AM — Kristi discusses a bank-related story. 6:04 AM — Josh and Pat are out; Jeff joins the show. 6:10 AM — Tom talks about using his power washer. 6:14 AM — Discussion of National VHS Tape Day (June 7). 6:25 AM — Conversation about straight-to-VHS movies. 6:28 AM — Listener letter about visiting a local area and seeing donkeys everywhere. 6:30 AM — Listener letter about channeling the show and owning a bidet. 6:36 AM — Jeff talks about meeting his ex-wife at a concert. 6:47 AM — Listener letter about learning to sew from their mother. 6:47 AM — Listener letter about finding a Frank Zappa poster in a garage. 6:48 AM — Listener letter about magazines commonly found in military barracks. 6:53 AM — Chick discusses old advertising slogans. 7:05 AM — Discussion of memorable commercial sayings. 7:07 AM — Listener letter about a vasectomy billboard. 7:08 AM — Chick talks about his vasectomy. 7:10 AM — Listener letter involving a sporting event in Las Vegas. 7:11 AM — Sports update. 7:13 AM — Listener letter referencing sayings from Friday's show. 7:28 AM — Discussion about a woman who could not kiss and a story involving her mother. 7:33 AM — World record discussion involving a large foosball game. 7:34 AM — Tom explains why he dislikes foosball. 7:46 AM — Advice segment regarding body-image concerns. 7:50 AM — Kristi discusses head spas. 7:52 AM — Chick jokes about Tom shaking his head as if he has hair. 7:52 AM — Tom jokes about having phantom bangs. 8:05 AM — Discussion of repair cafés. 8:08 AM — Jeff introduces a character named Bruce Wang. 8:10 AM — Conversation about a local cat café and Tom's daughter. 8:24 AM — Discussion of rejected vanity license plates in Florida. 8:31 AM — Listener letter about a vanity license plate. 8:38 AM — Jeff shares an embarrassing story. 8:39 AM — Discussion about CD players. 8:48 AM — Jeff eats meat on the air. 8:49 AM — Today in History segment. 9:07 AM — Kristi discusses common reasons people cancel plans. 9:22 AM — Chick jokes about Tom's preferences. 9:33 AM — Discussion about what Jeff is doing at work, including a story involving an inappropriate photo message. 9:51 AM — Discussion of a large Lego basilica set containing 12,060 pieces. 7:00 AM Hour8:00 AM Hour9:00 AM Hour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On today's Extra, An EMail from Hawaii, a Beer Foul Ball, & a SWR Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The BOB & TOM Show — June 5, 2026 6:00 AM Hour Chick McGee Experience discussion Pat absent; Willie filling in World Cup discussion Local marathon conversation Soul Brother hat discussion Kelly and the Soul Brother hat Bad Dad Wallet Josh discusses a clip-on wallet Letter: Concerns about pickpockets at fireworks events Josh on bachelor parties Letter: Pillow incident involving wife Follow-up letter from hospital regarding pillow incident National Donut Day JFK Berlin Wall donut story 7:00 AM Hour Tom and relationships discussion Tom discusses the premise of "Tommy" Chick: "Eat That Hole" Letter: Blanket tent and sewing machine accident Chick considers taking up sewing Letter: Wedding DJ helping pay for private school Mammoth Jack story Josh discusses an unusual way to get rid of an erection Sports update Beer snakes at FIFA events Willie comments on Tom's speaking style Return of hacky sack discussion 8:00 AM Hour Letter: Listener would be a cougar for Josh Missing Sherpa located after a week Hamburger comic discussion Tipping Sherpas News We Failed to Mention 99-year-old woman becomes oldest crowd surfer Parents playing video games Tinned fish snack trend discussion Story involving a man who glued himself shut and died Josh discusses pretending to wear a condom Letter about a grandmother's pedal-powered sewing machine Follow-up pillow incident letter involving battery charges Today in History 9:00 AM Hour In-studio guest: Evan Ochs Posters from high school discussion Evan discusses "Stuff That Rules" Free chips and salsa, fast cars, and other things that rule Tom recalls pushing a car into a gas station after running out of gas Josh on the first knife full of peanut butter Josh discusses a guitar-keyboard hybrid Crossbow story and joke from Josh Flesh-eating screw worm fly discussion "Shut Up Chick" Josh praises corn dog nuggets Willie discusses being a fan of food on sticks Tom notes they did not review Evan's tattoos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On today's Extra, EMails, Shop & Art Class, & Ashtrays Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

BOB AND TOM SHOW THURSDAY JUNE 4 2026 6:00 Orange Barrels-Todd Yohn 6:02 Pat out 6:04 Woke up in a strange apartment-hung over-Tom 6:05 Dropped my wallet in an apartment-had to go back-Chick 6:06 Letter-Jimmy Dean was in Diamonds are forever 6:09 Letter-where are you looking when you brush your teeth? 6:10 Letter-stick your tongue out and pretend to shake salt in your mouth 6:12 HYUNDAI 6:22 ZOOM-Jim Gaffigan interview-his whiskey        6:25 His kids would be bad drivers-Jim 6:27 Everything I do makes no sense-Jim 6:32 Daughter majored in Classics in college-Jim 6:36 My whiskey is a great high school graduation gift-Jim 6:39 Tom, you need a hobby-Kristi 6:38 AURA FRAME 6:51 His gas station needs to be cleaned inside and out-Tom 6:53 Letter-can you update me on Dr. Buckets 6:55 Letter-Dad bought 1964 GTO-Still owns it –he is 83 7:06 Sports 7:10 Bat Man theme 7:15 SIMPLISAFE 7:24 More Sports 7:26 Bosco commercial 7:29 Bosco is a chocolate drink popular in the 60's-Tom 7:31 His intake of sugar and salt-Tom 7:33 Joy to the world/copyright 7:33 It's a wild world/copyright 7:35 2 golfers got hole in one on the same hole 7:36 SWR-largest blanket fort-14,000 sq. feet 7:40 Hit spouse hard with a pillow is foreplay-Tom 7:50  If your feet smell and nose runs you are upside down-Chick 7:54 Microwaved Cod in the station-Josh 8:04 Sperm maxing-Kristi 8:06 Goth girl spit-new drink 8:13 LEAN 8:21 In Studio-Jessica Alsman 8:21 Zoom-Alli-back from France 8:22 Letter-Girlfriend used Ozembic-does not want more sex 8:26 Alli whack your boyfriend with a pillow-Tom 8:29 Letter-Dating a new guy-can't reach him on phone after 4pm 8:33 Letter-do women want guy with great body and small penis-or bad body and large penis? 8:35 Letter-husband sending flirty texts to co-worker 8:38 AMERICAN FINANCING 8:50 Old Maid Day 8:51 Today in History 9:09 Man mistook a leaf blower for a bazooka-called police 9:12 HYUNDAI 9:18 Chick has small ear canals 9:20 Zoom-Bill Engvall 9:23 People thought I was Jeff Foxworthy-Bill 9:25 My daughter is 40 my son is 35-Bill 9:33 An electric Ferrari is $60,000 9:34 Chinese Pet translator-worn on collar 9:38 AURA FRAME 9:50 Uber lost and found list 9:53 I shoulder my own burdens-Josh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On today's Extra, Hate in the Room, Road Rage, & Waylon & Madame Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

BOB AND TOM SHOW WEDNESDAY JUNE 3 20266:01 Attack of the wiener man-Here Come the Mummies6:05 Pat had shoulder surgery-He's fine6:10 Male members pick sides6:10 I'm a grower not a shower-Josh6:14 SIMPLI SAFE6:25 Letter-Brush my teeth in the shower6:28 Josh got in to puss laties class6:29 Letter-Husband loves my back scratches6:31 Big Bad John-Jimmy Dean/copyright6:33 Letter-Love Cajun Queen song by Jimmy Dean/copyright6:37 Small Sad Sam/copyright6:39 LEAN6:50 Cajun Queen Song explained by Tom6:53 Chicks Uber rating6:55 Little Bitty big John/copyright-Jimmy Dean7:06 Letter-look at my leg elbow=Knee-3 year old7:08 Letter-New Bob and Tom show-the Rotisserie man7:11 Letter-Remember they won't sell you a handgun if you are crying7:12 Devo song/copyright7:14 AMERICAN FINANCING7:23 Sports7:25 Have you ever wore spurs Tom?-Josh7:26 Had a cowboy kit as a kid-Tom7:33 Sex Mummy7:47 In Studio-Jess7:48 SWR-parade on Route 66 largest parade of classic cars-3596 cars7:53 Route 66-Nat King cole/copyright7:53 Tom says “before my time”7:55 Got your foreskin blown off in Civil War-Kristi8:03 Classic cars we would like to have8:10 Did anything happen to you after 1965, Tom?-Chick8:11 Vaginal health tips-mansplaining8:13 AURA FRAMES8:26 Windshield washing stations are empty at gas stations-Josh8:28 We need more flights-Josh8:29 More vaginal health tips-sleep naked8:30 I will never not sleep naked-Josh8:31 Josh's neighbor brought him chicken-he was in his boxers8:33 Vagina is a self -cleaning oven-Jess8:36 Alli is at the French open-Kristi calls her a bitch8:36 HYUNDAI8:47 Tom talks about his towel clips as a kid 8:48 Windows lead to the outside-Tom 8:50 Today in History 9:05 Dating a friends ex  9:07 Kissing Cousings Clip  9:08 Woman spent $50,000 to marry herself 9:13 SIMPLISAFE 9:26 More people charge their phones than put on sunscreen 9:26 Back to Tom's "Cowboy Kit"  9:31 Chick and Josh love tan lines 9:32 Woman suing Outback steak house-slipped on mashed potatoes 9:35 Please do not say my name in a non-comedy joke-Josh 9:37 AMERICAN FINANCING 9:49 Jess will be helping Pat play his guitar 9:51 Tom interviewing a DoDo bird 9:53 There is a McChicken on the menu Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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The BOB & TOM Show — June 2, 20266:00 AM Hour 6:01 – Best of “Hello Dere” Vol. 2 6:02 – Pat out 6:07 – Tom discusses a dog turning on a faucet and flooding a home 6:08 – Tom talks about being out late the previous night 6:21 – Scott Halprin story 6:22 – Kristi shares a dream about going on a comedy tour 6:22 – Listener letter about being excited by Dr. Buckets 6:24 – Listener letter: Col-Gate story 6:25 – Tom explains why he puts salt in his mouth before eating potato chips 6:27 – Listener letter: “Soup or ball?” discussion 6:31 – Listener letter about Malört and its distinctive taste and smell 6:45 – Listener letter from a forest worker recovering from injuries 6:47 – Listener letter about a woodpecker becoming part of the family 6:49 – Listener letter about online scratcher videos 6:50 – Listener letter about resisting “inner Tom” tendencies 6:52 – Sports update 6:52 – Listener letter about being pulled over for driving with high beams on 7:05 – Jeff joins in studio 7:08 – Listener letter from TRD Lover 7:09 – Toothpaste discussion and follow-up TRD Lover letters with Josh 7:26 – Discussion of a Marilyn Monroe statue with cooling mist features 7:27 – Survey results on takeout orders 7:33 – Discussion of “Big Bad John” 7:35 – Discussion of “Small Sad Sam” 7:37 – Josh talks about wanting to be a puppeteer 8:04 – Audience member plays piano with the band on stage 8:07 – Discussion about Ozzy Osbourne being recreated as an avatar 8:14 – Jeff talks about collecting vintage fast-food ashtrays 8:22 – Discussion about washing a car four times in one day 8:23 – Dr. Buckets joins via video call 8:24 – Dr. Buckets discusses turning down a job with the Washington Generals 8:29 – Video call technical difficulties with Dr. Buckets 8:33 – Fiddler crab discussion 8:46 – Chick says Tom needs a massage 8:47 – Today in History 8:50 – Josh discusses being remembered after death 8:52 – Discussion about what kinds of trees the cast would be 8:57 – Chick jokes about listening to The Strokes 9:06 – Story about a man using an excavator to damage a home during a domestic dispute 9:07 – Discussion of new dating terms 9:24 – Josh says he could fill in for Greg Warren because he knows the act 9:25 – Story about therapy donkeys at a mental health facility in France 9:27 – Discussion about hair salons and therapy-related services 9:28 – Josh jokes about getting a haircut 9:31 – Josh discusses haircut preferences 9:31 – Jeff discusses haircut preferences 9:32 – Chick discusses never having his hair washed before a haircut 9:44 – Josh nearly does a spit take 9:50 – Pierre Wine Cooler discussion 9:51 – Discussion about famous artworks and theft-related replacements 7:00 AM Hour8:00 AM Hour9:00 AM Hour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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The BOB & TOM Show – June 1, 2026 6:00 AM Hour Shirtless girl discussion Kristi compared to a Toy Story character Tom talks about getting a black diamond watermelon Kristi recalls a room above a trailer hitch Tom says he started working at age 10 Tom made egg rolls by hand in high school Kristi recalls throwing a party where only one person attended Tom clarifies he rolled egg rolls at parties, not joints Listener letter about frustration with Tom during mid-morning segments Listener letter about inheriting a banjo and recovering from heart surgery Listener letter from a blind teacher about daily routines Listener asks Tom if he got a dipped ice cream cone Listener letter about the importance of nipples Josh discusses favorite anatomical features Listener from Walla Walla discusses a longtime record store Listener who is a police officer says she would like to pull Tom over Discussion of record stores and record crates 7:00 AM Hour Favorite record stores discussion Sports update Strange World Records: largest paper cup collection Jess joins the show in studio Discussion of paper cup dispensers Strange World Records: longest time balancing a running chainsaw on a chin Discussion of a notorious liquor and its taste "Feet juice" discussion 8:00 AM Hour Discussion about rarely hearing the word "telephone" Statistics on households without landlines Tom talks about disliking princess phones Story about a woman arrested after urinating on furniture at a bed-and-breakfast Tom discusses a woodpecker damaging his house Kristi talks about having a woodpecker feeder Discussion of unusual foods from Japan, South Korea, and Canada Canadian terminology for boxed macaroni and cheese Pineapple-flavored drink mix discussion Jess asks Tom whether alcohol was served at his parties Tom says he never had pizza delivered to his house Today in History Josh delivers a joke about past relationships 9:00 AM Hour Tom discusses a treasured back scratcher Story about artificial intelligence companionship technology Zoom interview with Mark Mothersbaugh of Devo Discussion of songs and copyright issues Story about a politician who turned out to be a teenager Frankie Valli cancels concerts to focus on his health Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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The BOB & TOM Show – May 29, 2026 6:00 AM Comedy song discussion Dr. Buckets segment Layup contest challenge Toothpaste etiquette discussion Product recall discussion Music copyright discussion 6:20 AM Toothpaste habits and germs discussion Nightstand items conversation Sleep and alarm clock habits 6:50 AM Comedy song segment Movie and music discussion Copyright discussion 7:00 AM Listener letter segment Listener driving commentary Sports update Goose incident discussion Sports discussion World record discussion Dyed hair conversation Outdoor grilling discussion Childhood cereal discussion Comedy segment Construction-themed song 8:00 AM Airplane coffee lawsuit discussion In-studio conversation Milan tourist attraction discussion Vegan hot dog discussion Today in History Spice Girls discussion 9:00 AM Cereal for dinner discussion Amusement park incident discussion Tourist behavior discussion Comedy song segment Dr. Buckets returns Comedy character segment Pool discussion Hotel pool song Mistaken identity story Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On today's Extra, Comedian Myq Kaplan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The BOB & TOM Show — May 28, 20266:00 Hour 6:00 — “I Love Summer” discussion with Heywood 6:04 — Tom discusses not letting a toe problem stop him from wearing his favorite shoes 6:11 — Kristi spotted license plate “GNP9” 6:30 — Letter: Listener mows the lawn while looking at the Mississippi River and jokes about not being a communist 6:31 — Letter: Listener met a woman retired from an elevator company 6:32 — Letter: King Crimson fan story involving Robert Phipps 6:35 — Letter: Listener loved “All Creatures Great and Small” 6:36 — Kristi asks Tom if his toad passed away 6:37 — Letter: Listener saw a giant snapping turtle in the driveway 6:47 — Letter: Listener is a fan of “Mr. Roboto” 6:48 — Letter about children ages 6–7 moving around constantly 6:50 — Letter: Everyone chewed pencils in school 6:50 — Letter: Listener used to bite the window pane at home 6:53 — Letter: Elevator company headquarters is only one story tall 7:03 — “She's Come Undone” by The Guess Who 7:05 — Kristi joke segment 7:07 — Discussion about a Bigfoot conference in Florida 7:13 — Josh shares a bar joke 7:27 — Discussion about the Harry Hole movie series 7:29 — “Squonk” by Genesis 7:33 — Sports segment 7:38 — Discussion about the Fouke Monster and Bigfoot 7:50 — Pat talks about having spinal fusion surgery 7:51 — Pat performs song about a nerve block wearing off 7:54 — Pat discusses having his elbow rebuilt in 2008 8:03 — Jess joins the studio 8:03 — During the break, Kristi notices the refrigerator door was left open in the green room 8:04 — Jess says nearly all the creamers, dairy and non-dairy, were used in one day 8:07 — Chick asks Tom if he has ever used the kitchen sink instead of the bathroom 8:10 — Discussion about FIFA ticket prices ranging from $1,000 to $12,000 8:24 — Chick and Tom argue about soccer 8:28 — Driver removes a road-closed barrier and drives into fresh concrete 8:30 — 11,000 pounds of Kit Kat bars spill on a highway 8:32 — Tom says he has never eaten a Snickers bar 8:34 — Candy bar discussion 8:35 — Jess tells Tom he is getting on her nerves 8:50 — Today in History segment 8:54 — Michelin restaurant discussion 9:05 — Al Jackson joins via Zoom for camera discussion 9:14 — Al says he puts toothpaste directly on the brush 9:29 — Kristi says she has never used a sink instead of the bathroom 9:30 — Jess says she has 9:30 — Letter: Listener shares grandfather's final joke about trying to use the sink while dishes were piled up 9:32 — Tom tells a story about showering with an adult woman with red hair 9:35 — Fast food mascot discussion; Tom ranks Colonel Sanders as the #2 mascot 9:50 — Farmer thought an email about his sheep was a scam 9:53 — Discussion about Hugh Jackman not returning 7:00 Hour8:00 Hour9:00 Hour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On today's Extra, A Segment from the BOB Tribute Show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The BOB & TOM Show — May 27, 2026 6:00 AM Joe Walsh interview Letter about Joe Walsh opening for Stevie Nicks Listener says they are 73 with no gray hair Discussion about gray hair Discussion about dyeing hair Kristi's husband has no gray hair Letter about Tom being “really cool” Discussion about “trd lovr” Restaurant story involving fried pickles Ranch dressing spilled at restaurant Letter about wearing Josh's t-shirt while mowing Discussion about Josh's t-shirt slogan Letter about deep-fried hot dogs in Big Fork, Montana Chick and Tom discuss brushing teeth 7:00 AM Pat discusses upcoming shoulder surgery Josh discusses colonoscopy anesthesia Sports segment More sports World record: most stairs descended by a slinky Tom avoids escalator handrails Discussion about metal slinkys Josh questions washing hands during break Tom jokes about speaking before Congress Discussion about slinkys Josh talks about super balls 8:00 AM Josh and Tom argue on-air Josh criticizes angel food cake Josh jokes about Tom being on the radio Letter about wanting to bite spouse's calf Pat performs “Everywhere I Go I Have to Pee” Discussion about dining out Discussion about fantasies involving faceless people Pat jokes about identity during intimacy Today in History segment 9:00 AM Kenny Wayne Shepherd interview Kenny discusses friendship with Jim Irsay Discussion about 30th anniversary of first album Kenny talks about upcoming cover album Kenny discusses his father being a DJ Jessica joins in studio Alli joins via Zoom from London Letter about trying new things in a relationship Letter about unemployed girlfriend not helping around the house Letter about FaceTime concerns Letter about dating a friend's ex during divorce Discussion about feminine hygiene products Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On today's Extra, The TOP Bunnys, Spin & Marty, & Werthers Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices