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0:00 CSI Mayberry0:03 Chick out – Jeff in0:04 Peeping Tom discussion 0:20 Letter – fried bologna with onions0:23 Letter – “Weiner Week” on The BOB & TOM Show0:25 Ninja Turtles song discussion0:26 “Naughty Naughty” – John Parr (copyright reference)0:28 Tom jokes about pickup truck romance scenarios0:31 Letter – wife lied about making car payments; vehicle repossessed 0:48 Tom has never taken a bathroom break during a movie0:49 Letter – Tom is right about cowboy churches0:51 Hot dog at a ballgame beats roast beef at The Ritz0:52 Letter – unusual contest discussion 1:05 Sports – Jeff1:05 Hacky sack making a comeback – Jeff1:09 Josh used to play hacky sack1:11 Benjamin Franklin vape pipe discussion – Jeff1:12 Jeff discusses oversized bong collection 1:23 Pulling-off-your-thumb trick1:26 Animatronic wolves1:28 Adult band camps1:30 Pat wants to attend adult band camp1:32 Classical Gas – Mason Williams (copyright reference) 1:44 Josh attended show choir camp1:49 DJ camp discussion – “just show up with a laptop” – Jeff1:50 Tom has spoken at radio camp1:51 Tom's Wolfman Jack story1:53 Kristi loves capes1:54 Pat's dad wore a cape to a wedding 2:05 Karaoke night song – Pat2:09 Story about a man exposing himself at a bachelorette party 2:26 “Galaxy Sombrero” – Kristi2:29 Jeff reveals his real last name 2:47 Today in History 3:07 Zoom – Al Jackson3:08 Josh discusses his daydreams3:09 “Left at the Light” – Josh's improv/sketch group3:12 Al discusses 88 uses for the word “run”3:13 Slang discussion – “herb” as a term for a nerdy older man 3:29 Fast & Furious cast at Cannes3:31 Teenage boys increasingly interacting with AI companions3:33 PowerPoint presentations being used in online dating 3:51 “I'm Insane” – Pat Godwin Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On today's Extra, Comedian Greg Hahn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

0:00 Camel toe discussion 0:04 Chick out – Jeff in 0:07 Jeff's daughter flipped him off to his face 0:09 Letter – Rudy's Hot Dogs 0:10 Kristi's dream – dancing with Bob while he drank martinis 0:14 Letter – BOB & TOM hot dog channel 0:24 Letter – saw The Beach Boys live; Sam and the Pharaohs opened 0:29 Letter – never microwave food 0:30 Letter – in-laws still using Electrolux vacuum after 60 years of marriage 0:34 Letter – dogs do not pee in pools; dog poops in ocean 0:35 Letter – dog gets out of pool to pee 0:37 Jeff's mom peed on his leg in the lake 0:47 Letter – when will Jess prepare hot dogs? 0:49 Letter – wedding first dance was “Stumblin' In” 0:49 Letter – itemized bill for living at home 0:52 Letter – worker dropped Dairy Queen Blizzard 0:53 Tom does not care for soccer 1:03 Sports 1:09 “Locomotion” song discussion 1:10 SWR – most basketball half-court shots (“Dr. Buckets”) 1:25 New car smell discussion 1:26 Tom says he has never stolen anything 1:27 Woman stole bottle of wine; police discovered it hidden on her person 1:29 100 hot dogs stolen from a high school 1:30 “I Would Eat 100 Hot Dogs” – Pat Godwin 1:44 Jeff has had one car repossessed; Pat had two 1:46 Jason's EV cameras allow people to leave messages 1:48 Study – people want to have more fun 1:48 75% prefer TV and dining out for entertainment 1:54 Josh jokes with Tom about living too cautiously 1:55 Josh wants a Skee-Ball machine 2:07 Phone – Dr. Buckets 2:26 In Studio – Jess 2:31 Little Tikes car now available as EV 2:35 Man stole items using a large tricycle 2:46 Today in History 2:48 Ace owns two pairs of Velcro sneakers 3:10 Secret Service officer arrested for indecent exposure 3:11 Josh jokes about bizarre public behavior 3:14 Tom's toilet brush discussion 3:23 Zoom – Alli Breen 3:24 Letter – girlfriend suspicious about gym visits 3:25 Letter – boyfriend's roommate breakup situation 3:27 Letter – boyfriend discovered past relationship hookup 3:29 Letter – talking to guy on Twitter; she would have to drive 3:31 Letter – girlfriend wants him to attend church instead of playing video games 3:36 Letter – found jewelry receipt in boyfriend's car but received no jewelry Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On today's Extra, Iggy Pop, the R&R Hall of Fame, & Listener letters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

THE BOB AND TOM SHOW – TUESDAY, MAY 12, 2026 6:00 Hot dog water discussion6:08 Tom hates the smell of rotting bananas6:10 Tom discusses geese population frustrations6:22 Letter – ordering a novelty sandwich item at McDonald's6:24 Letter – “we walk everywhere”6:32 Letter – kid made a hand gesture in shop class6:33 Letter – lab dog loves to play cards6:47 Letter – sent 90-year-old mother a digital photo frame6:48 Letter – steakhouse located inside a strip club 7:03 In Studio – Jeff7:06 Chick discusses witnessing inappropriate photography incidents7:06 Sports7:09 Jeff's method for heating hot dogs7:10 Tom forgot his wedding ring7:12 Tom has a headache after eating cake for dinner7:22 SWR – Chewy hosts largest pool party for dogs7:30 The Candy Shop (copyright reference)7:31 Song discussion (copyright reference)7:34 Beatles experience in London7:47 Jeff discusses carefully maintaining his lawn mower7:49 Tom interrupted Josh's story7:54 Mayor of Japanese city reportedly in coma for months 8:08 Chick comments on King Charles' appearance8:10 Discussion about bamboo toilet paper and the environment8:12 Discussion about global toilet paper usage8:25 Zoom – Derrick Stroup8:26 Derrick discusses eating fish from the Hudson River8:28 Derrick says he has not driven in 16 years8:33 Derrick enjoys classic rock, including AC/DC8:33 Derrick discusses edible products 8:47 Today in History 9:04 Summer Is Here – Pat Godwin9:08 People stealing toilet paper from hotels9:09 Bear stuck in a hotel bathroom9:21 Young adults ages 18–25 increasingly living with parents9:27 Australian slang words – Kristi9:29 Popular names discussion9:31 Several schools teaching cursive writing again9:34 Discussion about decimal points on speed limit signs9:47 Bakery mascot named “Swirley” stolen9:52 Kristi's brother-in-law is a pastor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On today's Extra, Heated Toilet Seat, Tom's Tinitus, & Shat Rd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

THE BOB AND TOM SHOW – MONDAY, MAY 11, 2026 6:00 Mom Star Navigation6:05 Driver going wrong way on street headed toward Tom6:08 Tom loves stadium hot dogs wrapped in foil6:12 Discussion of unusual cosmetic surgeries6:25 Tom only saw one fight at a concert6:29 “Pokertox” discussion6:30 Cosmetic procedure discussion6:30 Split tongue surgery discussion6:33 Letter – Phil Dirt and the Dozers coming to Ohio6:34 Letter – sister married a man named Staples6:36 Letter – tiki bar restroom discussion6:36 Letter – Nina Conti discussion6:36 “His and Hair” towels – Josh6:47 Letter – toenail trimming discussion6:49 Letter – “Here comes the airplane” while feeding a child discussion6:52 Letter – made mom a dustpan in shop class and hopes to inherit it back6:54 Household items people have owned the longest 7:09 Letter – Piccadilly Circus was disappointing7:22 Sports7:28 SWR – longest duration balancing a skateboard on someone's neck7:31 Song parody – “Rock Around the Clock” reference7:35 Body image trend discussion7:48 Tom overfilled his shopping basket at Target 8:05 In Studio – Jess8:11 Jess shares hot dog creation8:14 “Big Balls” (copyright reference)8:26 Josh jokes that the crew are “props to Tom”8:28 Men in Russia reportedly getting surgery for cauliflower ear appearance8:33 Smart pillow designed to vibrate for deaf users8:50 Today in History8:54 Tom bought two pairs of flesh-colored underwear 9:03 Letter – discussion about unusual cosmetic procedures9:05 Cam Newton hat discussion – Pat9:06 SSA baby names list – Top 109:26 11,000-carat ruby discussion9:29 Flock of Seagulls (copyright reference)9:32 Comedy/music callback discussion9:35 Airport luggage incident involving marijuana9:45 Red Bull truck stolen Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On today's Extra, The Toilet, Gunsmoke, & Cool Names Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The BOB & TOM Show — May 7, 20266:00 AM Hour 6:00 AM — Bob Dylan “Breathe Right” 6:05 AM — How people choose cigarette brands 6:07 AM — “Coke in the Boat” Spanish edition discussion 6:11 AM — Guitar riffs with Pat 6:13 AM — “A burp is a smart fart that took the elevator” — Chick 6:24 AM — Discussion about funeral classes in high schools 6:25 AM — Letter: Listener's mom kept a 1973 ashtray until 1983 6:25 AM — Letter: Art teacher Mrs. Fister and making clay pipes in shop class 6:28 AM — Letter: Tom's old shop teacher and grading a dog house project 6:29 AM — Tom preoccupied with his wedding band 6:31 AM — Josh's favorite bumper sticker: “Co-Exist” 6:31 AM — Letter about not mowing on Sundays 6:33 AM — “Please Don't Mow Your Grass on My Day Off” song by Pat 6:35 AM — Chick recalls hitchhiking in Ohio 6:50 AM — Pat compared to David Cassidy 6:51 AM — Discussion: “Girls want quickies too” 7:04 AM — Letter about writing names in concrete 7:06 AM — Sports segment 7:06 AM — Michael Parks audio 7:15 AM — Discussion about Ted Turner 7:15 AM — Jane Fonda obituary joke from Josh 7:17 AM — Tom dislikes staples and prefers paper clips 7:28 AM — German deer-calling championship discussion 7:33 AM — “I'm not snooty” — Tom 7:48 AM — Josh recalls misunderstanding the term “pit stop” 7:50 AM — Discussion about restroom symbols in South Korea 7:52 AM — Euphemisms for using the restroom with Chick 8:08 AM — Record discussion: heaviest vehicle pulled by the neck 8:12 AM — Discussion about the term “crown cap” 8:25 AM — Letter: “Best day of our lives” and an Otis elevator story 8:30 AM — Chick talks about a puppet named Grover 8:35 AM — Tom speaking for his dogs 8:37 AM — Waylon Jennings story from Tom 8:50 AM — Backup singer joke 8:52 AM — “Today in History” 9:10 AM — Discussion about blue tit birds 9:11 AM — “Blue Tits” song by Pat 9:28 AM — Survey: 60% of people would drive 30 minutes for a first date 9:31 AM — Josh jokes about four-way stops 9:35 AM — Josh's sayings for T-shirts 9:36 AM — Chick suggests Tom commentate television shows 9:46 AM — End of log 7:00 AM Hour8:00 AM Hour9:00 AM Hour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The BOB & TOM Show — May 8, 20266:00 Hour 6:00 — “Born and Raised on Acid Country” discussion 6:04 — Kristi wearing a station t-shirt 6:07 — Everyone but Josh has been served 6:11 — Precognitive crime discussion 6:16 — “The Toncher” 6:26 — Letter: Pat's songs are the highlight of the show 6:27 — Letter: Fun fact about La Crosse 6:28 — “Jump Jump” song 6:30 — Tom's college footwear 6:31 — Tom wore flare jeans 6:32 — Letter about hilarious restroom door signs 6:35 — Kristi remembers when tampons were unavailable 6:49 — Letter: Tom would not do well at trivia night 6:51 — Letter: Teacher said, “Just drop that in the caddy shack” 7:05 — Letter about Tom carrying a nose hair clipper out of the restroom 7:06 — Tom discusses bothersome nose hair 7:07 — Chick sings a novelty lyric 7:07 — Letter: “I will be Saturday super showering too” 7:09 — Josh asks Chick about his stove vent 7:10 — Kristi wants to put a tropical plant in her shower 7:23 — Letter from Hawaii about a glass blowing place in a volcano 7:26 — Josh says playing catch helps break in a glove 7:28 — Sports segment 7:31 — Josh jokes that wheelchair users should pay more at sporting events 7:32 — Story about a woman lifting 166 pounds with her hair 7:36 — Chick's knife discussion 7:37 — Tom claims his dog speaks English 7:40 — Tom says he has several tools in his area 7:55 — Ronald McDonald sings the national anthem at a Charlotte Knights game 7:55 — Discussion of iconic product mascots including the Michelin Man 8:05 — Letter for Josh suggesting a visit to Flippin, Arkansas 8:06 — Letter about bathroom signs 8:08 — Story about trees being chopped down in Sherwood Forest 8:11 — New species of wasps discovered 8:24 — Jeff in studio; discussion about forgetting to mention news 8:30 — “Jump Jump” copyright discussion 8:31 — Tom had a double-breasted vest in 7th grade 8:33 — Tom says painter pants were for fat kids 8:33 — Story about an 8-year-old golden retriever opening the refrigerator, raiding it, and closing the door 8:36 — Josh comments on CPR statistics 8:47 — Today in History 8:53 — Josh and Chick segment 8:58 — Josh reading a Marla Gibbs book 9:08 — CPR instructor suffers heart attack while teaching CPR and survives 9:11 — Pat performs “Heart Attack Giving CPR” song 9:12 — Story about a woman unable to burp for six years 9:24 — Beer called “John Lemon” 9:28 — Robot becomes a monk 9:30 — Elf ear surgery discussion 9:33 — Tom mentions “Keebler palsy” 9:37 — Phone call about “Tom Fizzwold” toilet water product 9:48 — “Looks maxing” discussion 7:00 Hour8:00 Hour9:00 Hour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On today's Extra, Letters, a Coffee Cup, & Alpaca shimmy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On today's Extra, Comedian Maggie Hues dePalo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The BOB & TOM Show — May 6, 2026 6:00 Hour6:00 – “Tie You Up” (Duke Tomato)6:07 – Throwing up at amusement parks6:08 – Chick discusses not being into certain adult content6:09 – Letter: blowing glass mishap; Chick comment6:22 – Letter: metal shop class and smoking while welding6:26 – Discussion about Cardi B outfit6:27 – Chick on his name6:28 – Letter: the “Big Boy 4014” train6:30 – Chick on being encouraged to heckle6:31 – Letter: carving pipes in shop class6:32 – Letter: Tom needs shoe covers6:33 – Tom brought workers into house and gave them beer6:36 – Discussion of best-selling beers6:37 – Tom suggests a bounty on geese6:50 – New Rolling Stones album 7:00 Hour7:04 – Rolling Stones song discussion7:05 – Favorite Rolling Stones songs7:10 – Tom brings drinks to workers at his house7:24 – Tom enjoyed watching concrete work next door7:30 – Letter: made nunchucks in shop class7:32 – Sports7:33 – Letter: made a metal car pedal shaped like a foot7:37 – Tom on issuing tickets for too many bumper stickers7:49 – Tom recounts being tailgated7:53 – Story about Detroit Pistons memorabilia from the 1960s7:54 – More sports 8:00 Hour8:05 – Jess in studio8:07 – Theme from The Fall Guy8:11 – Discussion about French butchers and filet mignon8:15 – Hart to Hart theme8:28 – Disappointing fantasies discussion8:31 – Shower bench nickname discussion8:34 – Story about a couple and miscommunication8:36 – Josh discusses restraints8:37 – “Chibara” concept (conversation without words)8:48 – Today in History 9:00 Hour9:03 – Zoom interview with Iliza Shlesinger (name discussion)9:12 – Countries she has visited9:24 – Zoom with Alli (popcorn machine)9:25 – Alli discusses boyfriend who cooks9:27 – Letter: relationship check-ins and therapy9:29 – Letter: partner checking ex's social media9:30 – Letter: dating after divorce; similar issue9:31 – Letter: fear of flying before bachelor party trip9:34 – Letter: couple reflects on threesome experience9:49 – Boat discovered carrying cocaine9:50 – Song: “Spanish Coke in a Boat” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On today's Extra, Foods on Orion, & Images on the Moon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The BOB & TOM Show — May 5, 2026 6:00 Hour 6:00 – Cinco de Mayo (Tim Cavanaugh) 6:07 – Goose poop on the patio (Josh) 6:09 – NBA playoff update 6:22 – Letter: Griswold cattle company – semen 6:24 – Collecting semen for money 6:26 – Letter: Tom's insurance allows him to ski — is it pro bono? (Josh) 6:26 – Letter: Drones over houses by insurance companies 6:28 – Letter: Excited for the movie Silence of the Lambs 6:30 – Letter: Went on a date with a married woman — don't fall in love 6:32 – Letter: Wife said she must be a night owl — I said who? 6:34 – Letter: I love Josh 6:35 – Letter: Josh called us flight attendants 6:51 – Letter: Please let your kids paint the dog house 6:53 – “Different Lady Every Night” song (Pat) 7:00 Hour 7:04 – Sports 7:07 – In studio: Jeff 7:09 – Chick wants to blow glass 7:11 – Old ashtrays 7:15 – What Josh made in shop class 7:26 – Teaching his daughter's boyfriend how to change oil in a car (Jeff) 7:29 – Nickel fell out of his bag of pot (Jeff) 7:30 – Chili seeds 7:31 – While on fire, a man pulled a 2-ton police car with his body 7:46 – SWR: 12,000 pull-ups 7:49 – Ice cream truck rant 7:55 – Cooter, Missouri had an earthquake 8:00 Hour 8:07 – People tired of being told what to eat 8:08 – “Good for You” song (Pat) 8:10 – Does not like hard-boiled egg yolk (Kristi) 8:12 – Logoed tampons discussion (Tom) 8:23 – In studio: Mike Kaplan 8:30 – Letter: Turned a whiskey bottle into a lamp (Chick) 8:33 – Mike's gym teacher was named Jim Sock 8:36 – Kristi drives to her mailbox 8:46 – Appeared on Letterman (Mike) 8:53 – Today in History 9:00 Hour 9:09 – McDonald's getting rid of self-service drinks 9:12 – Man has perpetual stew 9:27 – Pizza delivery driver ran over a customer for not tipping 9:28 – Woman damaging yards by defecating in them 9:32 – Beer waste turned into sunscreen 9:34 – Mike Kaplan incel joke discussion 9:38 – Who likes a mean, overweight guy? 9:51 – “Hotel Has a Pool” song (Pat) 9:52 – Hammerhead sharks Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On today's Extra, Listener letters, One-Man band, & Plate spinners Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The BOB & TOM Show — May 4, 2026 6:00 AM Hour 6:00 – Bobcat Goldthwait 6:05 – May the 4th “be with you” explanation (Tom) 6:09 – Kentucky Derby talk 6:11 – Past Derby horse names (Tom) 6:14 – Josh is sick of the joke police (Chick) 6:29 – Gymnasts are miniature people (Tom) 6:32 – Letter: Told kids ant/aunt joke 6:33 – Letter: Group of zebras called a dazzle 6:36 – Letter: Mom is 99 years old and does not care for you, Chick 6:39 – Letter: Woman had excessive armpit hair 6:51 – Letter: Can't wait to visit the Arnold crater 6:53 – Things Tom can't do due to life insurance 6:54 – Letter: Walked in on woman biting her toenails 7:00 AM Hour 7:03 – Letter: My dad and I made stilts 7:05 – Letter: Josh, have you watched the Derby Hallmark movie? 7:08 – Hallmark has holiday movies except for Arbor Day (Josh) 7:09 – Sports 7:26 – In studio: Hooker 7:27 – Pink Panther theme 7:28 – World record: Most balloons burst by kicking with shoe toes 7:38 – “99 Luftballons” discussion 7:47 – Chick had a super shower Saturday 7:48 – Josh, do you use Q-tips under your chest? (Tom) 7:51 – Self-care routine discussion (Josh and Tom) 8:00 AM Hour 8:07 – Two chatbots talking to each other, discussion of goblins 8:24 – The car gremlin discussion 8:26 – Today in history 8:36 – New Billy Bass commercial (Josh) 8:51 – “Breakfast at Tiffany's” (Pat) 9:00 AM Hour 9:03 – Golden retriever vs. human personality types 9:04 – Orange cats are playful 9:07 – Discussion of expensive adult products (Josh) 9:09 – “Smart wand” discussion 9:26 – Escaped zebra is actually a donkey 9:30 – Car had baby squirrels in the engine 9:35 – Has anyone here had rabies? (Jess) 9:37 – Why don't we have the Tom Griswold Film Festival? (Chick) 9:47 – Josh's Derby bet 9:48 – Jess's daughter bet on a horse and won $60 9:49 – Moose rescued from ice by tow truck Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On today's Extra, Comedian T.J. Miller Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The BOB & TOM Show – May 1, 2026 6:00 Hour 6:00 – Kenny Tarmac 6:04 – Letter: Went to Chicago via Amtrak 6:05 – Tom got in an argument with his dog 6:08 – Man refused to get off phone on plane; plane turned around 6:13 – Chick: You can order a flamethrower and have it delivered 6:25 – Letter: Tried to watch Spin and Marty; unwatchable 6:26 – Letter: Men wear lederhosen; women wear dirndl dresses 6:28 – Letter: Want to hire Tom for a day 6:29 – Letter: “Pride of weirdos is Tom”; wore Kelly's underwear 6:38 – Woman tells a guy her name is “Cookie Munches” 6:48 – Letter: Tom, no long setup for OCD song 6:50 – OCD song – Pat 6:50 – Letter: Request to play Tom's yawn sound bite 6:54 – Men who are fully intact are more sensitive 7:00 Hour 7:04 – Letter: Glasses broke 7:05 – Letter: Where did you hide the engagement ring, Tom? 7:09 – Letter: 25th anniversary; wedding ring cleaned, then lost 7:12 – “Isn't It Romantic” song – Pat 7:23 – Green room story: Pat trying to get paper towels off fridge – Josh 7:25 – Sports 7:27 – Ozempic breath – Kristi 7:29 – World record: Fastest time solving a Rubik's Cube while skydiving (23 seconds) 7:50 – “Ick” things 7:54 – Tom: Can't walk, carry items, and drink coffee at the same time 8:00 Hour 8:04 – Letter: Grandpa had three testicles; grandma told everyone 8:06 – Ick: Girlfriend became an adult film actress 8:07 – Ick: Her hair on his face reminded him of his dog 8:08 – Ick: Date tossed his toupee in the back seat 8:11 – Ick: Cleaning teeth with fingernails; clicking nails on teeth – Pat 8:22 – In studio: Hooker 8:28 – Jess: Do you like being called by your full first name? 8:32 – Hot Browns discussion 8:33 – Jess made Hot Brown sliders 8:34 – “Hot Brown Summer in the City” – Pat 8:35 – Fraud scheme involving mac and cheese rewards totaling $80,000 8:48 – In studio: Jeff (missed mention in news) 8:54 – Chick: Tried using toilet paper before tearing it off 9:00 Hour 9:06 – Josh's uncle streaking joke – Indy 500 9:10 – “Chonkers” sea lions – Kristi 9:14 – Tom's dad crumbled crackers and put them in an iron lung – Josh 9:27 – Today in History 9:33 – Man had his wife cryogenically frozen; now has a new partner 9:48 – Foo Fighters surprise concert 9:49 – Man paid bail with fake money 9:52 – Tom listens to people's conversations at a coffee shop Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On today's Extra, Cassettes & 8-Tracks, feeling boobs, & Water Buffalo talk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The BOB & TOM Show — April 30, 2026 6:00 Hour 6:00 – King of England (Tim Wilson) 6:04 – Kentucky Derby talk 6:07 – China making see-through chicken 6:12 – Letter to Josh: joke at work 6:25 – Letter: Chick's Carson impression 6:26 – Doc Severinsen declining Carson's invite 6:30 – Ace joke about himself (Chick) 6:31 – Tom too busy to take his ring off 6:32 – Slump-busting gold thong discussion 6:33 – Tom watching a movie during a song 6:34 – Letter: were you weird before radio? 6:36 – “I'm more unique” (Ace) 6:38 – Spin and Marty show (Tom) 6:51 – “Cut My Life Into 2 Pieces” song 6:52 – Letter: Heaven Can Wait stars 6:53 – Letter: armored truck robbery 6:54 – Letter: milking a cobra with tweezers 7:00 Hour 7:05 – Weather radar wars (Tom) 7:06 – Kentucky Derby horse names for everyone 7:08 – Letter: Chick and Josh as old-style playboy bunnies 7:09 – Letter: woman gives birth on airplane 7:24 – Werther's candy in the green room 7:27 – Kentucky Derby horse odds (Chick) 7:28 – Josh joke about derby horse name 7:33 – World record: two people keep five balloons in the air for 15 minutes 7:37 – New Werther's ad campaign ideas 7:51 – “She Has a Shatner Bed” (Pat, song) 8:00 Hour 8:05 – Routine rectal exam helps return heartbeat to normal (Kristi, AFib discussion) 8:08 – Less AFib in men's prisons? (Tom) 8:14 – Kristi's pit stop story 8:30 – Hippo song (Pat) 8:32 – Stripper uses 7-foot pole as a weapon 8:46 – “My Mother” (Chick clip) 8:00–8:59 – Today in History segment 8:52 – Love for Mr. Potato Head (Tom) 8:55 – “Brick House” and copyright discussion 9:00 Hour 9:05 – Interview: Al Jackson (Zoom) 9:11 – Word of the day: alpine divorce (Al) 9:17 – Al on being over yoga pants 9:28 – Petroleum shipment for condoms stuck in Strait of Hormuz 9:29 – Top condom makers (Chick) 9:33 – Man arrested for selling marijuana in vending machine 9:35 – Would you be a good travel roommate? (Kristi) 9:50 – Monks arrested for marijuana 9:51 – “Smells Like Weed” (Pat, song) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The BOB & TOM Show — April 30, 2026 6:00 Hour 6:04 – King Charles 6:07 – Kristi: “Get It Off” clip 6:28 – Letters: See-through swimsuit 6:30 – Remembering phone numbers 6:49 – Hallmark movie: ex-girlfriend storyline 6:50 – iPhones song (Pat) 6:55 – Jump rope lessons for Kelly 7:00 Hour 7:07 – Bullies 7:11 – Popcorn clip 7:12 – Tom: Wedding cake (“JFK”) 7:22 – Josh: Ranch joke 7:24 – “Bye-Bye Birdie” 7:28 – Sports 7:36 – Sperm races discussion 7:38 – Tom: Sperm biology humor 7:46 – Jess made a wedding cake 7:46 – Discussion: What do you say to yourselves the most? 7:50 – Pat's phone thought he fell 7:51 – Sperm speed discussion 7:52 – Performer from California: oldest unicycle rider (69 years old) 8:00 Hour 8:05 – Jess baked a wedding cake for Tom and Kelly 8:06 – Cake tasting 8:10 – Meatball lollipops 8:14 – “Lollipop” song (Pat) 8:16 – “My Boy Lollipop” discussion 8:29 – Woman gave birth to a baby on a flight 8:31 – Pat: airplane seating joke 8:35 – Josh: comment about flight attendants 8:36 – Discussion: Josh is an odd fellow 8:48 – Sitting cross-legged at a restaurant 8:49 – Today in History 9:00 Hour 9:04 – German man died after cobra bite 9:22 – Zoom with Alli 9:23 – Letter: online relationship for three months, video chats 9:27 – Letter: staying with boyfriend; college-age kids visiting 9:30 – Letter: boyfriend discussed past relationship with a man 9:33 – Letter: boyfriend's behavior in the car 9:34 – Letter: frequent golf trips; concerns about cheating 9:48 – Kristi's #4 (Pat) 9:50 – No date set for sperm races Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On today's Extra, Chick & British TV, & a visit from Tom Whiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On today's Extra, A Pat request, Dogs are Barkin', & Penny Loafers Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The BOB & TOM Show — April 28, 2026 6:00 AM – “It's a Great Day to Whoop Somebody's Ass” by Paul Thorn6:07 AM – How many phone numbers do you remember? (Tom)6:09 AM – Tom got lost on a roundabout6:13 AM – Tom only wears black underwear6:23 AM – Tom danced a little at his wedding6:27 AM – Tom had to wear Kelly's underwear at the wedding6:29 AM – “Tom, you have attractive hands” (Chick)6:31 AM – Kristi arrives6:34 AM – Letter: Left car window down; showed up to work with very wet pants 6:49 AM – Letter: Wife in labor; wanted to name the baby after Tony Dungy6:52 AM – Coke and Pepsi in the same place discussion 7:05 AM – Chick's dog snores loudly7:23 AM – Letter: Tom loves plate spinners7:23 AM – Letter: Wanted to see Tom covered in sunscreen at his wedding7:25 AM – Letter: Since Tom is ordained, why didn't he conduct the ceremony?7:28 AM – Letter: Nickname on the Appalachian Trail was “Shart”7:30 AM – Letter: Nickname on the trail was “Dickie Dope Seed”7:31 AM – Jeff hiked the Appalachian Trail7:35 AM – Letter: Tom did not mention Jimmy Pardo's height7:47 AM – Kids curse more in front of parents these days7:50 AM – Sports7:52 AM – Early sports mascots were often drunk (Tom)7:53 AM – Missing Morganna the Kissing Bandit (Josh) 8:08 AM – News: Man ran a half marathon on 3-foot stilts in 2 hours8:25 AM – Man tried to bring a kitten into a strip club8:26 AM – Joke about calling 9-1-1 regarding the situation (Pat)8:30 AM – Josh once tried dating a stripper; it didn't go well8:33 AM – Letter: Loveland Frogman walks upright in Ohio8:37 AM – Mythical creatures in the United States8:49 AM – Today in history 9:07 AM – Song: “Frogman” (copyright segment)9:09 AM – Explaining paranormal experiences (Kristi)9:24 AM – News: Man danced naked at an Aldi with a sword 9:29 AM – Guest via Zoom: Joe Dombrowski is now a father9:33 AM – Story: Baby incident involving an impressive distance9:34 AM – New special: “Dad on Arrival” 9:51 AM – When salmon are exposed to cocaine, they travel farther9:52 AM – Joke about substances in water and fish (Pat) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On today's Extra, Greg Warren's Warren Report - Trombones Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The BOB & TOM Show — April 27, 2026 6:00 Go Out Drinking — Pat Daily6:05 Chick's Wordle streak ends today6:06 Letter: Listening to old shows; landlady with a nose ring at 80 years old6:09 Kristi would not dye her hair6:24 Chick brought Tom a tube of Fresh Balls6:28 Tom prefers hardwood6:31 Letter: Chernobyl meltdown anniversary (April 26)6:35 Story about a woman being robbed — Tom6:48 Letter: Original Jetsons now streaming6:49 Letter: No land snakes in Hawaii; kahula pork discussion6:51 Letter: Neighbor may have adopted peacocks on their farm6:52 “I Want Sugar” — Pat Godwin 7:03 Letter: April 25 was Ella Fitzgerald's birthday; also Tom's sister's birthday7:05 Song parody about Ella Fitzgerald — Pat Godwin7:05 Letter: Logan Stankoven — Tom's favorite hockey player7:06 Letter: Grandfather guarded tobacco storage7:08 Discussion: Smoking laws in London, England7:09 Letter: Love for ham radio7:22 Letter: SOS first used during the Titanic sinking7:22 “SOS” — ABBA7:24 “Fox on the Run” — Sweet7:25 “Ballroom Blitz” — Sweet7:36 Snack Kingdom: 6,000 snacks from around the world in China7:36 Unusual gum discussion — Tom7:49 Tom got married — congratulations to Tom and Kelly7:52 Tom wore Kelly's underwear (backwards)7:54 Chick comments on Tom's delicate fingers 8:06 Tom got married in the Bahamas; “Bahama Mama” comment8:07 Tom said “underpants” — Chick8:09 Discussion: Gen Z preference for tattoo engagement and wedding rings8:12 Josh has a Jarrod tattoo from Subway8:12 Josh says he is considered a “ruiner”8:13 “Butt hats” compared to tramp stamps — Tom8:25 Zoom interview: Greg Warren8:26 Bob soup talk clip8:27 Josh discusses being a cart corral worker8:27 Appalachian Trail discussion — Greg8:28 Trail takes 4–5 months to complete — Greg8:31 Trail nicknames8:33 Ten murders have occurred on the trail — Greg8:34 Copperhead snakes on the trail8:53 “Grave Wide Open” — song 9:03 Letter: Listener hiked the trail in six months; nickname was “Butt Spike”9:05 Story: Woman trapped after toilet collapse in Australia9:07 Toy Story 5 movie announcement9:21 Zoom interview: Jimmy Pardo9:22 Jimmy wearing a decoupage sweatshirt9:25 Jimmy shares kind words about Bob9:26 Jimmy's bumper sticker: “I Hate Jimmy Pardo”9:34 Helen Keller trading card discussion9:50 Trading card discussion continues Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On today's Extra, A Josh Diverticulitus update, Semen in Space, & Walk-Up music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Best of" The Bob & Tom Show - Tribute to BOB Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On today's Extra, A Hernia letter, Tom walking Dogs, & a Dog Barfed on the carpet Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The BOB & TOM Show — April 23, 2026 6:00 – “Too Much to Think About” (Todd Snider)6:03 – Tom out; Jeff in6:05 – NFL Draft discussion6:07 – Bill Clinton appearance at the draft6:10 – Jeff discusses relationship boundaries6:21 – Listener letter: Josh and audiobook potential6:22 – Listener letter: Voting humor at a county election6:25 – “Gertie the Chicken Sings” (Pat Godwin)6:28 – Bathroom humor discussion (Chick)6:28 – Listener letter: Corpse flower bloom6:29 – Listener letter: Meat raffles6:31 – Toilet paper habits discussion6:34 – Listener letter: Rewatching Body Heat6:47 – Josh on Tom's enthusiasm for interests6:51 – Josh describes bathroom habits6:52 – Folding vs. wrapping toilet paper (Josh)6:53 – Listener letter: “Want any of this before I put it away?” 7:04 – Chick has never been to Pittsburgh7:06 – Listener letter: Candy for breakfast7:07 – Sports segment7:08 – Relationship discussion (Kristi)7:11 – Robot defeats expert ping pong players7:13 – Recording family arguments (Chick)7:25 – World record: Largest claw machine7:31 – John Tesh discussion7:34 – “Honey Honey” (The Archies)7:35 – “Honey” (Pat Godwin)7:36 – “Honey” (Bobby Goldsboro)7:45 – In-studio guest7:48 – Online searches about health topics (Kristi)7:53 – Body image discussion7:54 – Personal grooming stories (Josh)7:56 – Personal boundaries humor (Jeff) 8:08 – Product pricing news8:09 – Discussion of alternative products8:11 – “Ode to Brody” (Pat Godwin)8:21 – Snoopy trivia (Jeff)8:22 – Moose sighting near radio station (Kristi)8:24 – Fear of horses (Chick)8:25 – “Wildfire” discussion8:26 – Horse-related story8:30 – Joke discussion8:32 – Hot air balloon experience (Kristi)8:35 – “Tin Man” (America)8:35 – Jeff reacts to song 8:45 – Today in History 9:03 – Guest appearance via Zoom (Al Jackson)9:05 – Gas station observations (Al)9:08 – Wordplay segment (Al)9:22 – Snoopy trivia continued9:24 – News: Arson suspect story9:27 – Benefits of meditation9:28 – Survey: Belief in psychic abilities9:31 – Guided retreat discussion (Kristi)9:33 – “I Love Pickles” (Pat Godwin)9:34 – “No Rain” (Blind Melon) 9:46 – Josh's sandwich story9:49 – Legal case involving an alligator dropped9:51 – Cat rescue story; similar experience from Josh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On today's Extra, Strip Club talk, Llamas, & Surgery Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The BOB & TOM Show — April 22, 2026 06:00 — Peek-Boo camera — Bob 06:04 — Factual product review (fish oil pills) — Tom 06:06 — Fish burps — Discussion 06:06 — Happy birthday Tom — Show 06:08 — Bee bath — Kristi 06:21 — Kaiser roll talk — Show 06:22 — Letter: took a puck to the groin, required surgery — Listener 06:23 — Letter: bees need a bath or they smell — Listener 06:26 — Letter: accusations of falsehoods — Listener 06:28 — Letter: has Tom bought the truck his daughter picked out — Listener 06:30 — Dave Mason reported dead — News 06:31 — Dave Mason song discussion (copyright) — Show 06:46 — Letter: store-brand fish oil pills cause no fish burps — Listener 06:47 — Letter: Jeff is favorite, then Oskey — Listener 06:48 — Letter: never had a sweet potato — Listener 06:49 — Letter: keep fish oil pills frozen to avoid burps — Listener 06:51 — Suppositories are lubricated — Chick 06:51 — “Sweet Potato Poop” song — Pat 07:06 — Yesterday in history — Segment 07:11 — Sports — Segment 07:14 — Cartoon talk — Show 07:25 — “Deny Deny Deny” song — Pat 07:29 — More sports — Segment 07:31 — Matador gored in the rectum — News 07:43 — Josh's brother Jeff tempted to call and defend Tom — Josh 07:44 — In studio guest appearance — Hooker 07:45 — Hooker's new hairstyle — Tom 07:49 — Love of TV commercials — Tom 07:50 — “Onvelop” vs “envelop” pronunciation — Discussion 07:50 — Birthday card for Tom (Steve Lawrence) — Hooker 07:53 — Trading card sold for $20,000 — Kristi 08:03 — In studio: Jimmy “Mad Dog” Matis (wearing Dodgers hat) — Guest 08:06 — “I am fully retired” — Jimmy Matis 08:13 — “Dear Penthouse” recorded song — Bob 08:24 — In studio: Frank Caliendo — Guest 08:26 — Multiple voices wishing happy birthday to Tom — Frank 08:34 — “First time wearing underwear this early” — Jimmy Matis 08:52 — “Que Sera, Sera” discussion (copyright) — Show 08:55 — Jokes played on Jimmy Matis — Bob 09:08 — Today in history — Segment 09:21 — Zoom call from a phone booth in England — Alli 09:22 — Husband lost wedding ring during trip — Story 09:25 — Letter: 15-year-old caught smoking at school, punishment — Listener 09:26 — Letter: unclear relationship status (“managamish”) — Listener 09:31 — Letter: ex trying to reconnect — Listener 09:33 — Letter: UTI mistaken for STD — Listener 09:45 — Josh ready to correct the show — Chick 09:46 — “RU for 69” recorded bit — Segment 09:49 — Study: bad music linked to sugary eating — Discussion 09:51 — Temple in India requires drinking cow urine — News Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On today's Extra, The first Baseball Game remake at Opening Day in Cincinnati Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The BOB & TOM Show — April 21, 2026 6:00 – “Bob & Tom: The Musical”6:10 – Tom watched the NBA Finals6:12 – Kristi lets dishes sit in the dishwasher overnight6:23 – Letter: Pro baseball player hit in the groin6:27 – Discussion: Pro football players don't wear a cup6:32 – Letter: Played softball for years; no protection for women (Kristi)6:32 – “Trauma to the Groin” – Heywood Banks6:47 – Letter: Prom weekend and the Wienermobile6:49 – Josh went to senior prom after already graduating6:54 – Josh jokes about paying for prom on Epstein's Island7:04 – Theme from 77 Sunset Strip7:06 – Tom: “Need a wiener man”7:07 – Letter: Request for “I Wanna Be Bob”7:21 – Sports with Chick McGee7:24 – “Tiger Let Me Drive Your Car” – Pat Godwin7:26 – Yesterday in History (4/20)7:35 – “Go All the Way” – Eric Carmen 8:01 – Chinese robot beast sets half marathon record8:04 – Oldest rabbit is blind8:07 – Discussion: Lady clowns on OnlyFans8:07 – Clown Name Generator segment8:09 – “Invisible Bob”8:20 – Voice-controlled toilet for a car (slides out from passenger seat)8:24 – “World's Oldest Living Chicken” – Pat Godwin8:27 – Titanic exhibit in Chicago floods on disaster anniversary8:29 – Finnish Air Force cadets in trouble for obscene flight patterns8:32 – Tom asks about a restaurant named “Pasta La Vista Baby”8:34 – Instructions for blind people building a Lego set8:35 – Confirmation: “Pasta La Vista Baby” food truck exists8:47 – Tom: Tattoos exist for blind people8:48 – Today in History (4/21/26)8:54 – Celebrity birthdays8:55 – Chuck Norris jokes 9:05 – Actor Tom Ohmer in studio9:12 – Background: Former military, attended Indiana University, extra in Breaking Away, left college to pursue acting in Los Angeles9:21 – Actor Tom Ohmer discusses movies and behind-the-scenes stories9:25 – Person in bear suit damages cars9:29 – Tennessee traffic accident releases swarm of bees9:30 – “Honeybee Highway” – Pat Godwin9:32 – Kristi mentions a “bee bath”9:33 – Man named Austin Powers running for office in Greenwich, England9:44 – Actor Tom Ohmer continues with stories9:49 – Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr to release first formal duet this summer9:50 – Stories about Ringo's All-Star Band tour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On today's Extra, Josh's Diverticulitus, Tom buying Ice, & a Lemonade stand Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The BOB & TOM Show — April 20, 2026 6:00 – Film: University of Covington, KY – Bob 6:05 – In studio: Willie 6:24 – Bob toured the country with Young Americans 6:25 – Bob and Tom met in Michigan at a bar 6:35 – Bob and Tom did not know what they were doing at their start in radio 6:37 – Letter: wearing LA Dodgers hat today 6:51 – Bob and State Police story 7:04 – Bob got the hiccups for the first time in his life after surgery 7:10 – “Not as drunk as you think I am” – Bob 7:26 – Guy who would rather watch The Masters than have sex 7:31 – Sick of being sick 7:33 – Bob hits his head on the table on-air 7:47 – Tang – Bob 7:52 – Instant pudding, Bosco talk 8:06 – Shirtless girl 8:12 – Phone: her sister shaves Playboy bunnies in her pubic hair 8:22 – In studio: Frank Caliendo 8:26 – Loves the tone of the show about Bob – Frank 8:26 – Bob helped comedians in the studio – Frank 8:30 – Letter: favorite show when Bob was thrilled about the Mummies performing 8:46 – “Panties in the Glove Box” – Bob's album 8:51 – Kristi is a birder 8:52 – Bob's bird calls and impressions 9:01 – Zoom: Reggie Miller remembering his first time on the show 9:27 – Phone: Mark Patrick – Bob memories 9:48 – Bob's young son Toby in studio said a swear word 9:50 – Jeopardy segment hosted by Bob Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On today's Extra, Comedians Oliver & Jimmy Pardo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The BOB & TOM Show — April 17, 2026 06:00 – “When I Go Out Drinking” (Pat Dailey)06:04 – Josh out, Willie in06:05 – Kristi: “Do not go in there”06:06 – Headless marriage06:11 – Fish stick discussion06:13 – “World's Oldest Chicken Song” (Pat)06:24 – Letter: found a drumstick ice cream, thought it was gone06:27 – Letter: ordered iced tea with orange—excellent06:29 – Letter: message for Chick—have a great show06:33 – Letter: will take your PlayStation 5 off your hands06:36 – Letter: in China, saw a kid wearing a Nirvana shirt; did air guitar, he ran away06:50 – Tom has someone who blows his leaves06:51 – Willie: going to Tom's house is like visiting the White House 07:03 – Letter: put on sweatpants07:04 – Letter: listens while working at a grocery store07:05 – Letter: listens during a 12-mile walk07:07 – Letter: favorite donuts?07:11 – “Tiger, Let Me Drive Your Car” (Pat Godwin)07:15 – Kristi: cops left her at a donut shop while she was drunk07:28 – Tom: chef says internet recipes are not good07:30 – Letter: my dog told me to write you07:31 – “Oh Mow Mow” (The Rivingtons)07:33 – Letter: wants to hear Chick's “Baby Jessica”07:47 – Top 10 college mascot salaries (Chick)07:50 – Mascot game: name the university 08:04 – In studio: Jeff08:04 – Jeff: failed to mention news08:06 – Jeff suggests Tom get a waffle station08:09 – Story: man with most Marvel character tattoos08:20 – Tom's tea discussion08:23 – 67-shaped chicken nuggets coming soon08:25 – In studio: Gertie the Chicken08:26 – Gertie performs “World's Oldest Chicken Song” (Eric Clapton parody)08:28 – Kristi: Pop-Tart flavored tea08:30 – Men arrested claiming their genitals were stolen in Tanzania08:35 – Kristi: “God of Chaos” asteroid will not hit Earth in 202908:48 – Today in History 09:05 – Tom sprays himself in the garage09:06 – Chick put toothpaste on himself; two showers that morning09:11 – “Do It on Our First Date” (Pat)09:23 – Man in China swallowed a chopstick09:26 – Man stole charity money from a bar crawl09:28 – Kristi had to read obituaries early in her career09:29 – Driver hit a moose; moose died, car totaled09:31 – Chick: “Big thighs save lives”09:34 – Willie's school outlawed body spray09:46 – Tom's phone fell into a dog's water bowl09:47 – Most popular baby name: Liam09:51 – Chick's mom said she always wanted a girl (in front of him)09:52 – Tom's model sister never introduced him to her model friends Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On today's Extra, Comedian Heywood Banks Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On today's Extra, Hub caps, Chick's Ashtray story, & Ace's window Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On today's Extra, A Pat request, Vasectomy vs Colonoscopy, & Nipple rings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On today's Extra, Alli Breen with Sexy Time Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On today's Extra, Ace's ND Hat, Neil Young/Chick's shoes, & the Green Lantern Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On today's Extra, Trying the Jeff Daniels Sandwich Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices