NEVER SEEN WHAT!?!? is the podcast where Cole and Connor show each other obvious movies that somehow everyone has seen except them. Bask in the glory of their ignorance as they clumsily wander through a mainstream cinematic landscape, delivering outrageous hot takes that nobody asked for. Mondays a…
Connor shows Cole one of the most critically acclaimed movies of all time! A masterwork in sci-fi action, it's a real head-scratcher why Cole hadn't seen it before. Find out their thoughts on this timeless epic on Never Seen What!?
Cole and Connor watch a Christmas movie they've both never seen before, and it's a doozy. Find out their thoughts on this "adaptation" of the classic ballet, The Nutcracker.
Cole shows Connor the crime-thriller-epic-Spielberg film Catch Me If You Can, but it's not clear whether Connor can or not. Come find out if Connor will enjoy this classic game of cat and mouse, or if he'll join the legions of deadites who hate it.
Cole teaches Connor how to count strings as they review the Leika produced KUBO AND THE TWO STRINGS. This heartwarming, psychedelic adventure across Japan (maybe?) is one of Cole's favorites (he has so many!). Connor may be a bit lukewarm on the whole endeavor, but at least he's here to have fun.
Connor has never seen this fantastical film about Nick Cage teaching a nerd to harness his inner spunk, so Cole shows him it. A deeply flawed movie with a nugget of greatness at the core, or so some say. Is it true? Find out this episode of Never Seen What!?
Cole shows Connor Tim Burton's '89 Batman, a superhero classic and the first live action batman film starring Michael Keaton! Connor isn't impressed, but he's also not not impressed.
Cole shows Connor the first of the Daniel Craig Bond films and Cole is in for a surp-- An extrajudicial killing (also known as extrajudicial execution) is the killing of a person by governmental authorities or individuals without the sanction of any judicial proceeding or legal process. Extrajudicial killings often target leading political, trade union, dissident, religious, and social figures.
This week Connor hates on a sweet and adorable mouse for no good reason! That's right, Mr. Jingles from The Green Mile, the Stephen King classic starring Tom Hanks and Michael Clarke Duncan. Listen Now!
Cole shows Connor, a professed lover of sci-fi, a sci-fi movie he's never seen. Roland Emmerich's 1994 film Stargate, the movie that launched a thousand TV shows. Will it live up to its apparent hype or will it fall short of Connor's impeccable standards. We also talk about Raised By Wolves!
Cole shows Connor The Shadow, another 90s comic book movie. Connor finds the movie...? while Cole finds the movie...! What a show! Alec Baldwin wears a plastic mask as seen in the thumbnail. How could you not notice this? They even talk about DCdome.
WereConnor shows WereCole The Howling and he's in for a howling good time. If you thought that was a bad pun, definitely give us a listen, cause I can promise you for sure 100% that there will be no more jokes like that ever. Nope, not one. Not a single one. Anyway, join us for an examination of this surprisingly dark and thematic 80s horror movie.
Cole shows Connor the trapped-on-an-island movie Cast Away starring Tom Hanks. Connor, ashamed that he hasn't seen such an absolute classic, wallows in sorrow and sarcasm, but ultimately comes to enjoy the film.They also talk about the new Ciro Guerra film Waiting for the Barbarians, a bit of an underwhelming effort from one of Connor's favorite modern directors.
Cole ascends Connor into Hell, by making him watch the gargantuan flop that is Jupiter Ascending, a failed Wachowskis movie. The boys discuss space politics, eugenics, time, and all the important things in this episode, so come! Watch the hate flow!
Connor shows Cole The Cable Guy, a cult classic of a Ben Stiller film. They both agree, this dark, dumb comedy is a tale for the ages. Check it out!
Cole shows Connor the hit 90s rom-com / not rom-com, Jerry Maguire! Connor has some poignant critiques, but Cole is a stalwart defendant of Jerry's honor. Who will win, in a battle to test all faiths? Find out this episode on Never Seen What!?
Connor shows Cole Signs, the hit M. Night Shyamalan film about aliens and faith. Connor rediscovers his love and Cole just discovers... something. Come and listen to this in-depth discussion on one of the best Shyamalan films!
Cole shows Connor an American classic, Roland Emmerich's "The Patriot."For some reason Connor, the un-American swine, missed The Patriot. Cole on the other hand was indoctrinated from birth and will now pass on this treasure.0:00:00 - The Patriot Review1:06:10 - Does Connor Care? (News)
Connor shows Cole one of his fav animated movies of recent memory. The Tale of the Princess Kaguya is a story of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, and so much more. An epic fairytale sprawling an entire life, this movie divides Con and Col in only their varied interpretations. Listen in!0:00:00 - Movie Review 0:52:28 - Cole talks about Artemis Fowl (it's sad)
Connor has never seen The Island, mon, but then again, who has? Cole shows him this undiscovered Michael Bay film from 2005.0:00:00 - Review of The Island1:03:54 - Pitch Me!
Cole missed another American classic and Connor has to complete his life with this coming of age, sex comedy about a group of high school students who set a deadline for popping their cherries. Connor reminisces, while Cole has a surprising amount to say about this 90s hit. 0:00:00 - American Pie Review0:50:58 - Does Connor Care? (News Segment)
Cole and Connor both missed this gem, although, after seeing it, there seems to be a bit of a disagreement. Who will love it, who will hate it? Also, Cole pitches a musical and it's sure to be the next Tony award winning adaptation of a film. 0:00:00 - Little Shop of Horrors Review0:43:05 - Pitch Me! (How I Learned to Stop Loving the Bomb and Start Loving Amy Adams)
In a strange turn of events, Cole has somehow avoided seeing Fight Club... until now! Connor interrogates him until he breaks. Will he be sucked in by this psychological thriller? Will he appreciate its metacommentary on consumerism, masculinity, and Jungian motifs? Find out on this episode of Never Seen What!?0:00:00 - Fight Club (Nonspoiler)0:18:04 - Fight Club (Spoiler)0:21:00 - Brief Mr. Robot S1 spoilers0:24:18 - Mr Robot Spoilers over0:48:21 - Does Connor Care? (News Segment)
Cole shows Connor one of his favorite 3D animated movies, Zootopia, a detective movie which takes place in a city in which all mammals can talk, but some of them are racist. Sound complicated yet? Don't worry, it's not! 0:00:00 - Zootopia Review0:58:13 - What Happened? (Bloodshot)
Connor shows Cole one of his favorite animated films from the past decade, Song of the Sea, an Irish fairytale film about a young boy and his sister on a journey home. They also discuss the news or whatever.0:00:00 - Song of the Sea Discussion0:37:20 - What Happened!?0:43:38 - Does Connor Care? (News)
Cole shows Connor one of his favorites, a period superhero movie about a young man who finds a jetpack and learns to fly... also, Nazis. Yep. This fun thrill ride has plenty of action, and plenty of Lothar. Who's that? Find out!0:00:00 - Non-Spoiler Review0:07:31 - Spoilers Discussion0:53:47 - What Happened? (Ep 1 & 2 of Ozark)0:59:43 - Does Connor Care? (News!)
Connor shows Cole Scream, in one of the most Never Seen What episodes of Never Seen What!? Will Cole be spooked? Will Connor care? Will Woody Harrelson find the killer? Find out now!0:00:00 - Scream Review0:40:59 - Pitch Me!
Cole shows Connor the Wes Craven directed thriller Red Eye. Fear takes flight in this nail-biting... rom-com? Hilarity ensues as Jack the Ripper joins the mile high club while trying to coordinate the assassination of a defense department official. Or something like that.0:00:00 - Nonspoiler Review0:09:05 - Spoiler Review0:48:19 - Does Connor Care?0:56:25 - What Happened?First Call by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100862Artist: http://incompetech.com/
Connor and Cole review Onward, a story of two brothers on a quest to revive their long lost father for one day of bonding, recently released on Disney Plus. 0:00:00 - Spoiler Free Review0:17:08 - Spoiler Full Review0:40:20 - Pitch Me!
Connor shows Cole the 2nd film from British comedy troupe Monty Python, Life of Brian, a satirical tale of a simple man in new testament era Jerusalem who is unwittingly made into a messianic figure. 0:00:00 - Life of Brian Review0:31:35 - Pitch Me!0:48:55 - Does Connor Care?Der Kleber Sting by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100612Artist: http://incompetech.com/
Cole shows Connor The Adjustment Bureau and they dive deep into a philosophical battle for the souls of their viewers. Get ready to be adjusted, as this thrilling sci-fi, romance film divides our hosts on a few insignificant details.0:00:00 - Non-Spoiler Review0:21:44 - Spoilers!0:50:00 - Does Connor Care? (News)
On a whim, and for completely no reason at all, Connor decides to show Cole the sequel to the acclaimed Danny Boyle directed zombie roadtrip movie 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later. How does it compare? Does it live up to its predecessor? Will Cole and Connor survive the apocalypse? Stay tuned...0:00:00 - 28 Weeks Later Review0:59:20 - Pitch Me!
Connor and Cole check out the new sports-drama film The Way Back. And while they're at it, they decide to try and be clever, by also reviewing the 2013 coming of age dramedy, The Way, Way Back. See what they did there? I don't. 0:00:00 - Non-Spoiler The Way Back Review0:12:38 - Spoiler The Way Back Review0:23:21 - The Way, Way Back Review0:52:10 - Does Connor Care? (News Segment)
Connor shows Cole a classic comedy about two figure skaters, Blades of Glory. An adolescent favorite of Connor's, this comedy satires both sports movies and the figure skating industry in glorious, hyperbolic fashion. Also, Connor pitches a movie about gods and Morgan Freeman and space and stuff. Check it out!0:00:00 - Blades of Glory Review0:48:35 - What Happened? (TIM (The Invisible Man))0:55:46 - Pitch Me!
Connor and Cole check out the recent dog-based movie Togo! Does Connor actually have a heart? Is his guilty pleasure dog movies? Find out on this episode of Never Seen What!?News Theme 2 by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Artist: http://audionautix.com/
It's Valentine's Day! ... Or at least, it was! Cole shows Connor the classic rom-com Notting Hill in an attempt to win his heart. Will Connor's cold soul warm to the congenial optimism of Richard Curtis or will it curdle in a cynical rage? Find out on this episode of You've Never Seen What!?0:00:00 - Notting Hill Review0:45:29 - Connor has a mental breakdown live on camera0:55:38 - What Happened? - Piranha1:01:45 - Does Connor Care? (News)
Connor and Cole go see Birds of Prey, the newest attempt from DC to try and make a movie that has anywhere near the critical reception of a marvel film. Connor dies live on air trying to survive the review he was born to do. They finish with a spitfire news segment designed to give Connor nightmares. 0:00:00 - Spoiler-Free Birds of Prey Review0:26:02 - Spoiler-Filled Discussion0:40:41 - Does Connor Care? (News)1:04:50 - A friendly discussion of next week's episode1:07:00 - A short Oscar's discussion that goes nowhere
Quite possibly the moodiest comic book movie ever made, Alex Proyas's The Crow is peak 90s grunge... in a good way. Surprisingly, Cole hasn't seen it, so Connor enlightens him in the only way he knows how: forcing him to do a podcast on it.0:00:00 - The Crow Review0:39:12 - What Happened? (Bad Boys 3: The Return of the King)0:47:52 - Pitch Me!0:59:39 - Does Connor Care? (News)Rock Intro 3 by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Artist: http://audionautix.com/
Cole and Connor simultaneously experience Guy Ritchie's latest moving picture, The Gentlemen. A story of drugs, crime, and drug crime, The Gentlemen pits a bunch of bad guys and Hugh Grant against one another in a race to see who can alienate the audience first. This one's rough.0:00:00 - Non-Spoiler Review0:23:45 - Spoiler Review0:47:53 - Pitch Me!1:00:10 - What Happened!?
Cole shows Connor the Guy Ritchie movie, The Man From U.N.C.L.E. What does it stand for? That's not important. This spy movie didn't draw in a large audience, but it did draw in a few diehard fans. Will Connor be one of them? Nonspoiler Review: 0:00:00Spoiler Review: 0:14:22Short Parasite Review: 0:41:01Pitch Me!: 0:44:21Does Connor Care?: 0:56:56Short Witcher Segment: 1:11:53
Connor shows Cole a gem from the not too distant past, Overlord, a genre bending war/monster movie. They go on to debut a new segment called 'Pitch Me' as well as another segment of 'Does Connor Care?'. Finally they discuss The Witcher series on Netflix, something Connor actually seems to slightly care about.Non-Spoiler Overlord Review: 0:00:00Spoiler Overlord Review: 0:32:02Pitch Me!: 1:04:37Does Connor Care?: 1:16:03The Witcher: 1:28:59