Noey Knows Nothing

Welcoming pop star, Aja MyQueen, to Noey Knows Nothing this week! (Well the 'pop star' part might be self-proclaimed, but we believe in speaking things into existence over here, baby) Aja, the host of "As If The Podcast", has created a lifestyle of peace and positivity... with immense odds stacked against her. She talks to Noey about one of her most traumatic childhood experiences, and explains what it means to be a "soft woman" in a world that is so demanding of the "strong independent black woman." Sprinkle in a gag-worthy d*ck pic convo, and you've got a well-rounded Episode 73.  EPISODE BREAKDOWN: 0:00-4:20 - A Star Is Born 4:20-11:10 - The Journey 11:10-20:50 - I Can't Even 21:10-35:29 - Being A Soft Woman 35:40-43:17 - Who Shot Ya? 43:20-48:45 - Treat Yo Trauma 49:06-56:38 - Living a Delusional Life 56:45-60:01 - DMs of Doom 61:30-62:00 - What Kinda D*ck Pic Is That?! 62:15-63:60 - Wise Words From The Queen FOLLOW AJA: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtYQVoFbZeRUhmqlXgnSYUg As If The Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/as-if-the-podcast/id1516894263?uo=4 Instagram: @_ajamyqueen Twitter: @ajamyqueen_ TikTok: @ajamyqueen FOLLOW NOEY: www.NoeyGnome.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/NoeyGnome Instagram: @noeygnome Twitter: @noeygnome TikTok: @noeygnome

Noey is joined this week by rapper & singer/songwriter Miles Gaines! Miles was discovered at the young age of 8, had almost ONE MILLION friends on MySpace (yes, MYSPACE) by the age of 10, and dropped his first hit single, "Stars" by 16. And then he wanted to quit. Now grown, Miles says 'fuck all that' & is ready to share his next moves in music, what's he's learned from his very successful father, and opens up about his friendship with a major GOAT in the NBA *eyes emoji* EPISODE BREAKDOWN: 0:00-2:30 - Intro 2:30-8:30 - Dude Where's My Porsche Keys? 9:00-12:00 - Who's Miles Gaines? 12:20-21:22 - I Can't Even 21:38-28:29 - How Did We Get Here 28:40-29:10 - New Music 29:20-37:58 - Uplifting Vibes 40:00-43:20 - Getting It Out The Mud 43:25-46:00 - The Curry's 46:00-48:00 - 2 GOATS 50:00-54:50 - Grammys 58:30-61:52 - Why Do We Always End On Eating Ass FOLLOW MILES: https://www.youtube.com/user/milesgaines https://music.apple.com/us/artist/miles-gaines/947432999 Instagram: @milesgaines Twitter: @milesgaines FOLLOW NOEY: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-bHKbZO8WpF1qZ-pRnFKww Instagram: @noeygnome Twitter: @noeygnome TikTok: @noeygnome        

Phoenix Legend, NATASHA CASTLES, joins Noey this week! Known most commonly as "Castles," Natasha is a woman who worked HARD, from the ground up to prove herself in the radio industry. She has branded herself nationally, created her own platform for artists, AND............... knows how to make herself cum!! BBLU? Episode Breakdown: 2:40 - Who is Castles? 4:00 - The Roosevelt Tape 9:00 - Be Yo'self 16:20 - I Can't Even 23:33 - Relationships 27:20 - Is it Time to Shit on Men Yet? 30:00 - WTF is a Sweetest Day? 31:20 - Gift Giving to Get Some 35:20 - Men Aint Shit (Toxic Take2) 40:50 - Fucking on the First Date 43:00 - Lesbihonest 45:20 - WOMEN CUM FIRST 55:30 - DM's of Doom 60:00 - Where to Find Us Follow Natasha Castles: IG: @natashacastles TW: @natashacastles TikTok: @createyourowngangster Ted Talk:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhMOyy9Nt1g Follow The Roosevelt Tape: https://music.apple.com/us/playlist/the-roosevelt-tape/pl.u-r2yBBVxTqNPgxm IG: @theroosevelttape TW: @roosevelttape Follow Noey: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-bHKbZO8WpF1qZ-pRnFKww IG: @noeygnome TW: @noeygnome TikTok: @noeygnome  

This week, Noey chops it up with Sean "Jazzy" Jeff, a mf so complex, an hour doesn't even scrape the surface who he is! As someone who is often partying, traveling, and going against the grain of almost everything society has deemed "normal"... you may be surprised to learn just how business minded Jazzy really is.  From slangin' m*lly in the rave scene to owning multiple businesses, Jazzy is a MEGA-HUSTLER who just don't give a f*ck. Period. The End. Episode Breakdown: 0:40 - Scottsdale's Sean Puffy Combs 2:10 - Who is Jazzy? 10:10 - Don't Do Drugs 14:10 - Invest in Yourself 25:00 - King of Trolling 30:48 - I Can't Even 38:30 - Dating Jazzy 45:40 - Is Love Blind? 54:10 - Divorce Denial 57:00 - DM's of Doom 1:00:55 - Words of Wisdom FOLLOW NOEY: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noeygnome/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/noeygnome www.NoeyGnome.com FOLLOW JAZZY: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/seanjazzyjeff/  

Welcome to Season 3! Noey sits down with "Ruby Red", one of Arizona's sexiest social media influencers. She's a podcaster, a multi-brand ambassador, "Exclusive Fan Page" extraordinaire AND MORE! Aubrey talks openly about her life online versus the real world. Baddies, Bums, & Noey embarassing herself, per usual... Episode Breakdown: 0:50 - Where is your Co-Host? 2:00 - Who is Ruby Red? 4:00 - TikTok Famous 7:10 - Brand Management 10:05 - What in the Actual F*ck Podcast 14:30 - OnlyFans 18:22 - Stalkers & Dating 20:00 - I Can't Even 22:30 - Noey's Embarrassing Scenarios 35:20 - Joe Rogan/Cancel Culture 45:17  - DM's of Doom 49:00 - Where to Find Us @noeygnome @aubrey_red_  

Kids these days are out of control!!!! Blame it on TikTok!!! (Okay Noey & Eric were pieces of shit too) @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy

Are heterosexual women CHOOSING to date their oppressors? Is EVERY man inherently a misogynist? Noey & Eric dive into the levels of "wokeness" and equality on Episode 67... @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy

What do Lil Nas X and Kanye West have in common? Well, Noey thinks they're fake af, and Eric thinks they are marketing geniuses. Perhaps, both are true? @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy

Is it hoe-ing to date with a BABY BUMP? What are the rules for a single mommy-to-be? And are men even allowed an opinion on this?! On another episode of Why Life Isn't Fair -- erm, I mean Noey Knows Nothing. @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy  

As common as plastic surgery has become these days, Noey is petrified for her very first EVER operation! Eric is supportive, and reveals that he has thought about enhancing a thing or two himself *gasp* @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy

Noey & Eric bring videographer, Gatsby the Artist, out from behind the camera. Let's just say things took an awkward turn when his "bestie" showed up... @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy

NOEY'S BEEN PUT ON A NEIGHBORHOOD HIT LIST! Oops, I mean Watch List... @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy

Is our main purpose in life to procreate? Is it selfish to have kids with how many unwanted and under cared-for children there are in this world? Here, let two idiot, non-parents tell you what they think! @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy

Some of us know exactly what our "type" is. Others of us claim not to have one. But what if I told you... that just because you aren't aware of it, doesn't mean you don't have one! @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy

Are women in competition to see who can dress the 'sluttiest'? Do men even appreciate lingerie any more? SEX SELLS... but as what cost? @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy

What about this? What about that? WHAT ABOUT... if we talk about the topic at hand? And that is Sha'Carri Richardson. @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy  

What do Bill Cosby, John McAfee, and Mattress Firm all have in common? Find out on Episode 57! @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy

Episode 56 is absolutely nothing but stripper talk and Nelson Mandela. @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy

What if the photo on your drivers license was your o-face? Ya know... the face you make when you're orgasming. This is the sh*t we think about on #NKN @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy

Why do we feel the need to put EVERYTHING on the internet? Should you keep your sad days and hardships to yourself? Find out the answer from two people who post their entire lives online... @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy

Does anyone say "metrosexual" anymore? What even makes a guy considered metro?? Also, Eric knows where the clitoris is and we are *clap emoji* SO proud. @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy  

Marriage. Prenuptial agreements. True love. And tasting your own cum.  We're all about balance here at Noey Knows Nothing. @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy

Welcoming Comedian Lola Hernandez, aka LOCA LOLA, to Noey Knows Nothing! Lola tells us about her alter ego, her dreams to work alongside George Lopez, & shares her thoughts on being a confident woman in the entertainment industry. In Lola's words... this episode is "espicy"! @LOLAMIVIDALOCA @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy

Crystals, astrology, & the new moon in Cancer. Is spiritualism the new Jehovah's Witness? Pop your yoni egg in for this episode...

We're talkin' the gender spectrum folks! From gender roles to gender identity to transgenders to Caitlyn Gender... I mean Jenner. @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy

There's more than one virus floating around these Arizona streets, and the easiest way to catch one is by sleeping with your partner's bestie. ...that'll all make sense once you're done listening to Ep. 48

Noey meets Magic Mike, Eric tracks down an unfaithful lover & robots need love too.

Scottsdale's favorite daddy, Dre Navarro, comes through the show and he brings his uncle Don Julio with him... @dre.navarro @daddyfuckingdre @noeygnome @ericbernal

Hairy armpits, crisp $50's, and shallow attractions. That's Episode 45 for ya. @noeygnome @ericbernalcomedy

Why do so many women think that serial killers are HOT? Is Netflix romanticizing murder?? Find out on Ep. 44, where Noey & Eric, once again, take it too far...

Noey almost had a threesome, sorta. Eric has had a few, for sure. The two share their wildly different experiences, after first discussing gang bangers and Bitcoin.    

This week, Noey and Eric are switching up positions like Ariana Grande.  

Eric and Noey meet McLovin' in a hot tub... which of course, is an adults-only space.

Your parents always told you to get "Get a real job!" Well Noey & Eric say F*CK that. Episode 40 is a mixed bag of stripper chronicles, doomed DM's, and a touch of real life advice.

Noey spills the tea about her first week on Only Fans (and finally shares another secret she's been keeping). True to character, Eric stands by to encourage ALL of the heathen behavior! Rest In Paradise Christopher Fernandez 3/2/87 - 2/21/21

This is the episode where Eric and Noey realize they will probably die alone, but also together, because they are both trash and make poor life choices. - Sponsored by Garlic Powder

L is for the way you - spank my ass, choke me out, and make me say the p*ssy is yours. It's the Valentine's Day episode folks!

This week Noey and Eric get even more comfortable on the mic together. Baring it all, Episode 36 is about how the different sexes react online when they suspect their partner of... C H E A T I N G. Oh, and a bunch of other random sh*t.  

Please join me in welcoming comedian and Ecuadorian Zaddy, Eric Bernal to Noey Knows Nothing! Same ol' show, one more stream of messy anecdotes. Get Uncomfortable.

Noey says it's okay to make jokes about sensitive topics.  Also, DJ Take 2 is leaving his co-host position... because he sucks (lovingly).

The man, the myth, the LAUGH... Radio Personality, Comedian and Hopeless Romantic, Jose Bolanos, joins the NKN podcast to share his journey on the way to finally "making it" in the media and how it affects his dating life.  **You can watch the Zoom video call on YouTube: search "Noey Gnome"  

Noey and Take 2 dive deep into the current state of the world regarding police brutality, social injustice, racism and the Black Lives Matter Movement. What does it mean to be black in America at this time? What does it mean to be white? And what should YOU be doing?

Noey can't seem to stop attracting the wrong type of guys and DJ Take 2 is literally no help. Where are all the "good men" at?

Noey opens up about her struggle with mental health. This episode is about honesty and healing... but of course, there's a few laughs and along the way!

What's crossing the line when it comes to being friends with your ex? Is it ever okay to stay in touch post breakup?! A rare episode where Noey & DJ Take 2 agree on almost everything... except the importance of vaginal rejuvenation in animals. 

Quarantine thotting and PB&J sandwiches. 

A black man and a white woman open up the conversation for racial differences and cultural appropriation.   

It's the Four:Twenty edition. 'Nuff said. Rest Easy Joshua Smith (Jay Wheelzz) We love you!  

Noey sits down with Talent Manager Neveen Albediwa for an hour of purely Sex, Drugs and Rock N Roll... well more like R&B. Okayyyyyy, well more drugs. Whatever, press play. 

Long story short: Noey is going to Hell & DJ Take 2 is driving the vehicle. 

Noey finally meets a gentleman! DJ Take 2 reveals his kinky side! And Carole Baskin is still a b*tch.