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Welcome to The Average Podcast! We review movies based on how they would fair in social settings—meaning whether or not a general crowd would enjoy it or not. Your hosts, Bryce and Tim, walk you through how they scored a movie according to The Average criteria. More importantly, we want to hear from YOU. Follow us on Instagram to download a scorecard, send it to us, and we'll feature you. Follow us on all platforms: linktr.ee/theaveragereviews

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    S3.E10: Is Goodfellas Really the Best Mob Movie Ever? (ft. @afterhrsvideo)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2025 95:20


    Episode Description – S3.E10: Goodfellas (1990) Review with Steven from After Hours Video“As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a podcaster…”This week, we're diving into the mob classic Goodfellas (1990) with our good friend Steven from After Hours Video. From iconic one-liners and unforgettable tracking shots to the real-life rise and fall of Henry Hill, we break down the Scorsese masterpiece using our unique scoring system. Did it live up to the hype, or did it leave us reaching for the cannoli?If you missed the YouTube livestream, catch the full episode now wherever you get your podcasts. Don't forget to share your score with us using one of our three scoring methods – find them on our Instagram!Check out our recording software, Zencastr, and start your own show here: https://zencastr.com/?via=theaverage#Goodfellas #Podcast #MovieReview #Scorsese #MafiaMovies #RobertDeNiro #JoePesci #RayLiotta #TrueCrime #FilmCommunity #CinemaLovers #PodcastLife #TheAverageReviews #MovieScore #TheAverage #PopCulture #FilmNerds

    S3.E9: What about Bob - Thunderbolts* Review w/ Adam Gall

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2025 100:42


    S3.E9: Thunderbolts Review (ft. Adam T. Gall) In this episode of The Average Reviews, we return to the franchise that started it all for us — the Marvel Cinematic Universe — to break down the latest entry: Thunderbolts. Tim revisits the origin of our scoring system, how it all started with ranking MCU films in 2018, and why The Winter Soldier still reigns supreme. Joined by Adam T. Gall, we ask the big question: Did Marvel finally find its footing… or is this another swing and a miss?

    S3.E8: Heroes in a Half Shell - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles '90 (ft. Ricky from @thenightclubpodcast)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2025 97:47


    S3.E7: Feathered, Freaky, and Full of Feels (w/ Travis(The Night Club Podcast) & Evan (The Kilt and the Redneck))

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2025 158:52


    S3.E6: Killbots & Indie Horror with Travis Ayers | Chopping Mall

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2025 117:13


    Killer Robots, Exploding Heads & Indie Horror with Producer Travis Ayers! | Chopping MallLock the doors and get ready for mayhem! In this episode, we're diving into the 1986 cult classic Chopping Mall—and we're not doing it alone! We're joined by indie horror producer Travis Ayers (Cyst, Hawk & Rev: Vampire Slayers) to talk all things low-budget horror, practical effects, and the wild world of independent filmmaking.Travis shares behind-the-scenes stories from his time producing films, the challenges and rewards of indie horror, and, of course, we break down Chopping Mall in all its head-exploding glory.

    S3.E5: The Blues Brothers – A Mission from… the Average?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2025 108:19


    We're on a mission from… well, you know the rest! This episode, we're diving into the 1980 cult classic, The Blues Brothers! From the legendary music to the insane car chases, to whether the comedy still holds up today—we're breaking it all down.Joining us for this episode is Adam, the composer behind the original theme for our 13 Nights of Halloween series! We talk about the film's iconic soundtrack, its impact on pop culture, and what makes it such a unique blend of musical and mayhem.

    S3.E4: The Monkey (2024) – A Killer Toy Story or Just a Joke?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2025 78:33


    S3.E3: Does The Substance Deserve Award Recognition? We Talk with Ivy Tholen!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2025 114:23


    S3.E3: The Substance, The Academy Awards & Body Horror with Ivy Tholen!The Oscars are recognizing body horror?! The Substance has been making waves this awards season, with nominations at the Academy Awards, Golden Globes, and beyond—but does it live up to the hype? In this episode, we break down Coralie Fargeat's The Substance, discussing its themes, jaw-dropping practical effects, feminist horror roots, and whether it truly deserves its place among this year's best films.Joining us is a regular friend of the show, author Ivy Tholen, known for her slasher hits Tastes Like Candy 1 & 2, Maul Rats, and Mother Dear! Ivy brings her horror expertise to the table as we discuss Demi Moore's powerhouse performance, Margaret Qualley's intense transformation, and THAT unforgettable, blood-soaked climax.Plus, we dig into how The Substance fits into the legacy of body horror films, from Cronenberg to The Fly, and why Hollywood is finally taking notice.

    S3.E2: Tearing Into Leigh Whannell's Wolf Man with Aaron from A&B Horror Movies

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2025 117:23


    Breaking Down Leigh Whannell's Wolf Man with Special Guest Aaron from A&B Horror MoviesWelcome back, Average Reviewers! This week, we're joined by the brilliant Aaron from @abhorrormovies (A&B Horror Movies) to take a deep dive into Leigh Whannell's Wolf Man.

    S3.E1: The Game is Afoot – Unraveling Clue (1985)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2025 95:52


    Welcome to the Season 3 premiere of The Average Reviews Podcast!

    13NoH S2N13 Black Christmas 1974 W/ Ivy Tholen and @black.chrismas

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2024 101:15


    Night 13 of 13 Nights of Halloween: Black Christmas (1974) - The Grand Finale We've made it to the chilling conclusion of our **13 Nights of Halloween** series, and we're closing out with a true horror classic—*Black Christmas* (1974). This is where it all began, the original slasher that redefined holiday horror and paved the way for countless imitators. For this grand finale, we're thrilled to be joined by horror author @ivy_tholen and the festive fright fanatic @black.chrismas. Together, we'll dive into what makes this film an enduring staple of the genre, from its eerie atmosphere to its groundbreaking take on terror. Celebrate this iconic night with a specially crafted cocktail pairing available on our Instagram, and don't miss out on the discussion—head over to Zencastr with our promo link for 30% off: [https://zencastr.com/?via=theaverage](https://zencastr.com/?via=theaverage) It's been an incredible journey through horror history, and we couldn't think of a better way to end it than with this genre-defining masterpiece. #13NightsOfHalloween #BlackChristmas1974 #HorrorMovies #SlasherClassic #RemakesVsOriginals #IvyTholen #BlackChrismas #Podcast #HalloweenCountdown #HorrorCommunity #CocktailPairing #FilmReviews #ZencastrPromo #SeasonFinale

    13NoH S2.N12: The Thing From Another World 1951

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2024 71:40


    Night 12 of 13 Nights of Halloween brings us to the classic sci-fi horror, The Thing From Another World (1951)!

    13NoH S2.N11: Invasion of the Body Snatchers 1956 W/ @evan.brandon and @travelingstrawberries

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2024 129:48


    Night 11 brings us to Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)! Join @travelingstrawberries and @evan.brandon as they dive into the paranoia-fueled sci-fi classic that keeps viewers questioning reality even decades later. Watch as they explore the film's timeless themes of conformity, fear, and identity in Cold War America, and share their favorite scenes and insights. Don't miss this discussion on one of the most influential sci-fi horror films of all time!

    13NoH S2.N10: The Fly 1958 w/ Travis from The Night Club Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2024 130:28


    13NoH S2.N9: Suspiria 1977 w/ Journey With A Cinephile Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2024 79:07


    Night 9 of 13 Nights of Halloween: Suspiria (1977) Tonight, we're venturing into the vividly twisted world of Dario Argento's *Suspiria* (1977)—a true visual and auditory horror masterpiece. Prepare yourself for a journey through a kaleidoscope of terror with one of the most influential horror films of all time. Joining us is David from @journeywithacinephile, bringing his expertise to unravel the dark magic behind Argento's cult classic. From the haunting score by Goblin to the mesmerizing color palette, we're diving deep into what makes *Suspiria* a timeless piece of horror history. Pair this cinematic experience with our signature Goblin's Blood Elixir cocktail, exclusively on our Instagram! Don't forget to tune in on Zencastr with our promo link for 30% off and immerse yourself in the witchy wonders of *Suspiria*: [https://zencastr.com/?via=theaverage](https://zencastr.com/?via=theaverage) Step into the dance of death—*Suspiria* awaits… #13NightsOfHalloween #Suspiria1977 #HorrorMovies #DarioArgento #RemakesVsOriginals #JourneyWithACinephile #Podcast #HalloweenCountdown #HorrorCommunity #CocktailPairing #FilmReviews #ZencastrPromo #SeasonFinale

    13NoH S2N8: House of Wax 1953 W/ Ricky from The Night Club Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2024 108:17


    Night 8 of 13 Nights of Halloween: House of Wax (1953) Tonight, we're stepping back in time for a true horror classic—*House of Wax* (1953). Join us as we delve into this eerie masterpiece with the legendary Vincent Price bringing the chills and thrills in a performance that's nothing short of iconic. We're joined by Ricky from @thenightclubpodcast to break down all the spine-tingling moments, the incredible craftsmanship, and why this film remains a staple in the horror genre. Make your movie night even more memorable with our vintage cocktail pairing recipe, available now on our Instagram!

    13NoH S2.N7: Black Xmas (2006) W/ Author Ivy Tholen and @black.chrismas

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2024 112:27


    Night 7 of 13 Nights of Halloween: Black Xmas (2006) We're back with another round of holiday horror as we dive into *Black Xmas* (2006) for Night 7 of our **13 Nights of Halloween** series! This one's a blood-soaked trip through festive frights, and we've got special guests @ivy_tholen and @black.chrismas joining us again to dissect all the gory details. Is this 2006 remake a twisted yuletide treat or just another holiday hack job? We're breaking it down, and we want you to be part of the conversation! Don't forget to check out our Instagram for a killer cocktail pairing that'll make your movie night complete!

    13NoH S2.N6: John Carpenter's The Thing

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2024 82:05


    Night 6 of our 13 Nights of Halloween takes us deep into the frozen horror of John Carpenter's The Thing (1982)!

    13NoH S2E5: Invasion of the Body Snatchers 1978 with @travelingstrawberries and @evan.brandon

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2024 117:56


    13NoH S2N4: The Fly 1986 with The Night Club Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2024 118:44


    For Night 4 of our *13 Nights of Halloween* series, we're diving into the grotesque brilliance of *The Fly* (1986) with special guest Travis from @thenightclubpodcast!

    13NoH S2N3: Suspiria 2018 with Journey With a Cinephile

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2024 106:17


    Night 3 of 13 Nights of Halloween: Suspiria (2018) Tonight, we're diving into the eerie world of the 2018 *Suspiria* remake, and we're thrilled to be joined by David from @journeywithacinephile! We'll be dissecting every unsettling detail, from the atmospheric horror to the bold reimagining of this classic. How does it stack up against the original? Tune in to find out! Want to elevate your viewing experience? Head over to our Instagram for the perfect cocktail pairing recipe to sip on while you watch!

    13NoH S2N2: House of Wax 2005 w/ Ricky from The Night Club Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2024 103:26


    Night 2 of 13 Nights of Halloween: House of Wax (2005) We're turning up the heat with the 2005 *House of Wax* remake, and we've got Ricky from @thenightclubpodcast joining us to dig into all the gooey, gruesome details!

    13NoH S2N1: Black Christmas 2019

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2024 120:07


    Night 1 of 13 Nights of Halloween: Black Christmas (2019) It's finally here—our flagship event series, **13 Nights of Halloween**, is kicking off TONIGHT, and we couldn't be more excited! This year, all 13 episodes act as the epic season finale for Season 2, making this our biggest and baddest event yet!

    Broadcast Interruption: Rings of Power S2.E8.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2024 105:06


    In our review of the Rings of Power Season 2 finale, we dive deep into the highs, the lows, and our increasingly toxic relationship with this show. From epic battles to frustrating plot holes, this episode and season have been a rollercoaster. Join us as we break down the final episode and the overall season, discussing what worked, what didn't, and why we just can't seem to quit watching.Plus, don't miss our upcoming 13 Nights of Halloween series, kicking off this weekend, where we'll be covering our favorite spooky films!#RingsofPower #LOTR #MiddleEarth #PrimeVideo #FantasyReview #Tolkien #FinaleReview #Season2 #13NightsofHalloween #TVCritique #BroadcastInterruption

    S2.E21. The Autopsy of Jane Doe with @paulwks.art

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2024 91:35


    Join us for the final episode of our regular season as we dive into the chilling world of *The Autopsy of Jane Doe*! We're excited to be joined by special guest @paulwks.art, the talented artist behind the book covers for our friend @ivy_tholen. Get ready for a deep breakdown of this unique horror film as we explore its script, acting, editing, music, and more—without spoiling the entire plot. This is the final episode before the kickoff to our much-anticipated '13 Nights of Halloween,' launching on October 19th! #TheAutopsyOfJaneDoe #PaulWksArt #IvyTholen #HorrorMovies #MovieReview #Podcast #13NightsOfHalloween #IndieArt #FilmBreakdown #HalloweenSeason #HorrorFilmAnalysis #SpookySeason #HalloweenCountdown"

    Broadcast Interruption: Rings of Power S2.E7.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2024 82:38


    In our latest *Broadcast Interruption*, we dive into Episode 7 of *Rings of Power* Season 2, where even the most epic moments are weighed down by poor writing and clunky execution. We explore how the show's potential shines through at times, but the lack of consistency in storytelling keeps it from reaching the greatness it aspires to. Join us as we break down the highs, lows, and everything in between from this divisive episode!#RingsofPower #LOTR #PrimeVideo #MiddleEarth #FantasyTV #Tolkien #SeriesReview #Episode7 #TVCritique #BroadcastInterruption

    Broadcast Interruption: Rings of Power Season 2.E6

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2024 63:59


    In our latest *Broadcast Interruption*, we dive into Episode 6 of *The Rings of Power* Season 2. This episode doubled down on the worst aspects of the series so far, with clunky writing and pacing issues, but still delivered some of the coolest and most visually stunning moments yet. Join us as we break down the highs and lows, from epic battles to questionable character choices, and discuss where the series might be heading next.#RingsofPower #LOTR #MiddleEarth #PrimeVideo #FantasyReview #Tolkien #TVReview #BroadcastInterruption #Episode6

    S2.E19. Dollman Vs. Demonic Toys

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2024 62:47


    In this episode of The Average, we dive into the wacky, pint-sized action of "Dollman vs. Demonic Toys!" This 1993 cult classic brings together a 13-inch cop, demonic toys, and a showdown you have to see to believe. We're getting into the absurdity, the low-budget effects, and everything that makes this Full Moon Features crossover a must-watch for B-movie lovers. And heads up—there's only **one episode left** before our 13 Nights of Halloween begins! Get ready for some serious horror deep dives. Let us know your thoughts on "Dollman vs. Demonic Toys" in the comments below, and be sure to like, share, and subscribe so you don't miss any of the Halloween fun coming up!

    Broadcast Interruption: Rings of Power S2.E5

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2024 85:52


    In our latest *Broadcast Interruption*, we break down Episode 5 of *The Rings of Power* Season 2. While the series has had its ups and downs, this episode stands out as an improvement—perhaps even the best of the series so far. We explore what worked, from the stronger pacing to the intense character moments, while still calling out the writing that leaves much to be desired. Join us as we discuss why this episode may give fans hope for what's to come, despite some ongoing storytelling flaws.#RingsofPower #LOTR #MiddleEarth #PrimeVideo #Tolkien #SeriesReview #Episode5 #Fantasy #TVReview #BroadcastInterruption

    S2.E18: Bad Channels

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2024 53:59


    In this episode of *The Average*, we dive into the weird and wonderful world of *Bad Channels*—the 90s sci-fi horror-comedy that's part alien invasion, part rock ‘n' roll chaos. Get ready for alien DJs, brainwashed groupies, and a heavy dose of B-movie madness! Don't forget to like, comment, and share! Let us know your thoughts on this cult classic and what other obscure movies we should cover next. Hit that subscribe button and follow us for more deep dives into the best (and worst) of cult cinema! *Special Offer**: If you're looking to start your own podcast or take your current show to the next level, check out Zencastr! Use our exclusive promo code to get **30% off** your first 3 months when you sign up through this link: [https://zencastr.com/?via=theaverage](https://zencastr.com/?via=theaverage)

    Broadcast Interruption: Rings of Power Season 2. Episodes 3&4

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2024 101:31


    In this episode of Broadcast Interruption, we tackle episodes 3 & 4 of *The Rings of Power* Season 2! Our opinions are starting to split as we discuss the highs, the lows, and the evolving storylines. From epic battles to quieter character moments, we debate what's working and what's falling flat. Tune in to see where we agree, where we clash, and our thoughts on the direction the show is taking. Drop your comments below—are you team "love it" or team "not so sure"?Get 30% off at Zencastr: [https://zencastr.com/?via=theaverage](https://zencastr.com/?via=theaverage)#RingsofPower #Tolkien #LOTR #RingsofPowerSeason2 #MiddleEarth #PrimeVideo #FantasySeries #TVReview #BroadcastInterruption #EpicFantasy #Elves #FirstAge #SecondAge #LotRCommunity #MiddleEarthLore #ShowReview #LotRReview #TVDebate #FantasyWorlds #TVRecap

    Broadcast Interruption: Rings of Power Season 2. Episodes 1&2

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2024 73:29


    In this episode of Broadcast Interruption, we dive deep into the first two episodes of *The Rings of Power* Season 2! We break down what we loved, what didn't quite hit the mark, and our overall thoughts on how the show is shaping up so far. From the epic visuals to character development and plot twists, we cover it all! Join us as we discuss whether Season 2 is delivering on the promise of Tolkien's world and where we hope it goes next. Don't forget to leave your thoughts in the comments—what did you think of the premiere? Get 30% off at Zencastr: [https://zencastr.com/?via=theaverage](https://zencastr.com/?via=theaverage)#RingsofPower #Tolkien #LOTR #RingsofPowerSeason2 #MiddleEarth #PrimeVideo #FantasySeries #TVReview #BroadcastInterruption #EpicFantasy #Elves #FirstAge #SecondAge #LotRCommunity #MiddleEarthLore #ShowReview #LotRReview

    S2.E17. Brotherhood of the Wolf

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2024 74:36


    In this week's episode, we dive deep into the cult classic *Brotherhood of the Wolf*. From its stunning visuals and epic fight scenes to its blend of horror, mystery, and historical drama, we break down why this film is a must-watch. Plus, we share some behind-the-scenes trivia and discuss the film's unique mix of genres.Curious about how we create our podcasts? We use Zencastr to record our episodes with studio-quality sound, no matter where we are. Try it out and start your own podcast journey! Use our link: [Zencastr](https://zencastr.com/?via=theaverage).Don't miss out—tune in now on YouTube, Apple Podcasts, and Spotify!

    S2.E11. UHF

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2024 56:25


    Get ready to laugh until your sides hurt as we dive into the zany world of "UHF" on this episode of The Average podcast! Join us as we dissect this cult classic comedy from the one and only Weird Al Yankovic. With its impeccable comedic timing and sharp wit, "UHF" is a hilarious rollercoaster ride that spoofs everything from movies to TV shows.From its side-splitting parodies of popular films to its spot-on satire of television culture, "UHF" keeps audiences roaring with laughter from start to finish. Weird Al's trademark humor shines through as he takes on the role of George Newman, a lovable loser who unexpectedly finds himself in charge of a struggling UHF television station.Joined by an eclectic cast including Michael Richards, Fran Drescher, and Victoria Jackson, Weird Al delivers a performance that's as hilarious as it is heartwarming. With its mix of simple humor and clever commentary, "UHF" is the perfect film for anyone in need of a good laugh.So grab your popcorn and tune in as we discuss the genius of "UHF" and why it's a must-watch for fans of comedy everywhere! Don't forget to like, share, and subscribe for more movie reviews and discussions. #WeirdAl #UHF #ComedyGold #Parody #CultClassic #TheAveragePodcast

    SUMMER VACATION: Weekend At Bernie's

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2024 68:09


    We're closing out our Summer Vacation series with a deep dive into Weekend at Bernie's!

    SUMMER VACATION: Camp Nowhere with Ivy Tholen

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2024 86:40


    Let's talk about the art of editing and how it shapes comedic timing in movies! Discover how precise cuts and well-timed pauses make all the difference in delivering laughs. Watch our latest episode for an in-depth discussion!#FilmEditing #ComedicTiming #MovieMagic #SummerVacationSeries #TheAveragePodcast #BehindTheScenes #FilmAnalysis #ComedyGold #SubscribeNow

    SUMMER VACTION: Dirty Dancing

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2024 94:03


    Dirty Dancing Review - Summer Vacation Series Ep. 2 | Average PodcastWelcome to week two of our Summer Vacation series! This episode, we're diving into the iconic 1987 film *Dirty Dancing*. Join us as we discuss the unforgettable story of Baby and Johnny, set against the vibrant backdrop of summer in the Catskills. We're excited to have special guest @ivy_tholen, known for her horror novels, branching out to share her insights on this classic romantic drama.Tune in as we explore the film's themes, standout performances, and timeless appeal. Don't forget to share your thoughts and reviews in the comments – they might be featured in an upcoming episode or on our social media!Hit like, subscribe, and dance along with us every Monday this July!#DirtyDancing #SummerVacationSeries #ClassicMovies #MovieReview #PatrickSwayze #JenniferGrey #80sMovies #IvyTholen #TheAveragePodcast #MovieNostalgia #SummerMovies

    SUMMER VACATION: State Park (1988)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2024 77:47


    **State Park (aka Heavy Metal Summer) Review - Summer Vacation Series Ep. 1 | Average Podcast**

    S2.E10. Event Horizon w/ The Night Club Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2024 120:30


    Exploring the Cosmic Terror: A Deep Dive into Event Horizon with Special Guests Ricky and Travis from @thenightclubpodcast! From the quality acting to mind-blowing practical effects and set designs, join us for an intense discussion on this 1997 masterpiece. We delve into the cosmic horror, connect it to Warhammer, remember the metal band Zao, and get pissed at studio interference. Plus, get ready for some epic band name brainstorming and intriguing tangents on Batman Beyond, Michael Keaton, Dune, and The Cell. Tune in for an unforgettable episode! #EventHorizon #Podcast #HorrorMovies #Warhammer #PracticalEffects #DeepDive #CosmicHorror

    Broadcast Interruption 2: The Acolyte E1.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2024 76:25


    S2.E9. Six String Samurai

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2024 57:57


    Join us as we dissect the indie sensation *Six String Samurai* directed by Lance Mungia and starring the talented Jeffrey Falcon!

    S2.E9. The Strangers Chapter 1

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2024 113:29


    This week, we were joined by @black.chrismas to review The Strangers: Chapter 1. We made some intriguing comparisons to the original film, discussed our favorite slashers, and delved into Netflix's Fear Street Trilogy, Riverdale, Star Wars, and more. We gave the movie a solid 30/50 or 3/5 stars. We also explained our unique scoring system and its origins. Tune in for a deep dive into horror and beyond! #TheAveragePodcast #HorrorMovies #TheStrangers #MovieReview #Slashers #FearStreet #Riverdale #StarWars #PodcastEpisode

    S2.E8. Brainscan

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2024 67:34


    "Step into the dark world of virtual reality gone terrifyingly wrong in our latest podcast episode as we delve deep into the cult classic film 'Brainscan'. Join us as we explore the chilling tale of a teenage loner who becomes entangled in a deadly game where the boundaries between reality and fantasy blur beyond recognition. From its groundbreaking depiction of VR technology to its spine-tingling suspense, we dissect the thrills and horrors of #Brainscan while uncovering its lasting impact on the horror genre. Tune in as we analyze the mind-bending twists and turns of this iconic 90s gem, revealing why it continues to haunt audiences decades later. #HorrorMovies #VirtualReality #PodcastDiscussion"

    S2.E7. Castle Freak (1995) w/ The Night Club Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2024 106:52


    We are joined by Ricky from The Night Club Podcast as we delve into the eerie depths of "Castle Freak" (1995), a low-budget horror gem that's equal parts #shocking and #tragic. Directed by Stuart Gordon, known for his cult classics like "Re-Animator," this film takes viewers on a dark journey into the heart of a castle haunted by secrets. At first glance, "Castle Freak" may seem like just another shock-fest, with its gruesome special effects and unsettling imagery. And yes, the film certainly doesn't shy away from delivering its fair share of gore and scares. But beneath its shocking exterior lies a tale of #gothic horror that's as tragic as it is terrifying. The story follows the Reilly family—John, Susan, and their blind daughter Rebecca—as they inherit a castle in Italy, only to discover that it hides a dark secret: the tortured soul of Giorgio Orsino, the disfigured son of the castle's previous owner. As the family unravels the castle's grisly past, they find themselves ensnared in a deadly game of cat and mouse with Giorgio, whose thirst for revenge knows no bounds. While "Castle Freak" may not be everyone's cup of tea, especially those who prefer their horror with a side of subtlety, it's undeniable that the film packs a punch. Sure, it goes for shock value at times, but at its core, it's a tragic and gothic tale that harkens back to classic horror of yesteryear. So, if you're a fan of atmospheric storytelling, chilling suspense, and a healthy dose of gore, "Castle Freak" just might be right up your alley. Don't forget to like, follow, and subscribe for more horror movie reviews! #CastleFreak #HorrorMovies #MovieReview #GothicHorror #Subscribe #Like #Follow

    S2.E6. Godzilla X Kong: The New Empire

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2024 105:58


    In a plot as wobbly as Old Man Kong's dentures, we've got a toothache leading to a journey that makes "#HollowEarth" seem like a term paper with too many footnotes. But wait, it gets even wilder! Kong's journey takes him deeper into a hole that's so hollow it makes Swiss cheese look solid. And who's his guide through this maze? None other than Gollum! Yes, #ThatGollum, leading Kong on a quest that feels like a chapter from "#HowToTrainYourDragon."But hold onto your hats, folks, because it's about to get frosty! We've got a dragon who's apparently the real culprit behind the ice age. And just when you think things couldn't get any more bonkers, Kong, with a frozen arm, gets handed the Infinity Gauntlet like it's a participation trophy at a giant monster convention.Oh, and did I mention Godzilla? Yeah, he wakes up pink because... why not? It's like someone spilled Pepto-Bismol in the monster pool.And as if all of this isn't enough, there's a little girl who's apparently the chosen one of the Annunaki. Because, you know, when in doubt, toss in some ancient aliens to really spice up the storyline. Because what's a giant monster showdown without a sprinkle of cosmic conspiracy?In the end, Kong may finally earn the title of King, but let's be honest, the real winners here are the audience, who get to witness the glorious spectacle of cinematic absurdity at its finest. #KongVsGodzilla #MonsterMashup #CinematicAbsurdity

    S2.E5. Immaculate

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2024 70:22


    Welcome to another episode of our movie review podcast, where we dive into the world of cinema and dissect the hits and misses with unapologetic honesty. Today, we're delving into "Immaculate," the religious-based horror flick starring the talented Sydney Sweeney.In our review, we found "Immaculate" to be a mixed bag of tricks, earning a modest score of 26 out of 50. While the film showcased moments of skill and creativity, it couldn't shake the feeling of borrowing too heavily from its predecessors, leaving us with a sense of déjà vu rather than genuine innovation.Sure, Sweeney's performance was a standout, injecting depth and emotion into her role, but even her prowess couldn't fully redeem the film from its derivative tendencies. From plot points to visual motifs, "Immaculate" felt like a patchwork of ideas lifted from far superior films in the genre.But hey, it's not all doom and gloom! Despite its flaws, "Immaculate" still manages to offer some thrills and chills for horror enthusiasts willing to overlook its shortcomings.And here's where you come in, dear listeners! We want to hear your thoughts. Do you agree with our assessment, or do you think we've missed the mark? Join the conversation by submitting your own scores and opinions – after all, we're the only movie review podcast that values your input.Don't forget to like, share, and subscribe to our podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and YouTube to stay up-to-date with all our latest reviews and discussions. Your support keeps the conversation going, and we can't wait to hear what you have to say about "Immaculate" and beyond.#MovieReview #Immaculate #SydneySweeney #HorrorMovies #Podcast #FilmCritique #CinemaDiscussion #JoinTheConversation

    S2.E4. Black Roses (1988)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2024 80:31


    Join us for another exciting episode where we delve into the world of entertainment, offering our average opinions on all things pop culture! I'm joined by Jonathan Kuzyk, and Wyrd. In today's episode, we'll be diving into the depths of nostalgia and discussing how the Satanic Panic of the late 80s influenced the entertainment landscape. From movies to music, television to literature, the fear and hysteria of the era left an indelible mark on the creative industries.But before we dive in, a quick announcement: Merchandise is now available! Show your support for The Average Reviews podcast by checking out our awesome merch through the link in the episode description. From cozy hoodies to stylish mugs, there's something for every fan!So grab your headphones and settle in as we explore the impact of the Satanic Panic and share our average reviews on the latest in pop culture! Let's get startedhttps://linktr.ee/theaveragereviewsMusic from Pixabay

    S2.E3. Dune Pt 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2024 96:55


    Hey everyone! We're finally here with our review of *#Dune2*, and let me just say, it's an absolute masterpiece! Director Denis Villeneuve deserves all the applause for bringing #FrankHerbert's epic tale to life in such a breathtaking manner.The performances in this film are just out of this world! #AustinButler shines brightly in his role, delivering a performance that's both captivating and intense. His portrayal adds a whole new layer of depth to the story, making it even more immersive.And of course, we can't forget about #TimothyChalamet! He continues to mesmerize audiences with his talent and charisma. His portrayal of #PaulAtreides is nothing short of brilliant, and he truly brings the character to life in a way that's both relatable and compelling.#DenisVilleneuve's vision for this #film is truly awe-inspiring. From the stunning visuals to the intricate storytelling, every aspect of *Dune Part 2* is executed with precision and care. It's clear that a lot of love and dedication went into making this movie, and it definitely shows on screen.Before we wrap up, we want to give a big shoutout to our original host, Bryce, for coming back to join us for this special episode. And a huge thank you to our guests, Rich and John, for joining us as well!And finally, to all of our listeners, we apologize for the delay in getting this review out to you. Life can get pretty hectic sometimes, but we hope this review makes up for the wait!In conclusion, *Dune Part 2* is a #cinematic experience unlike any other. It's #epic, it's #captivating, and it's definitely a must-watch. So grab your popcorn and get ready for an unforgettable journey through the sands of #Arrakis!

    Killer POV: Interview with Author IVY THOLEN

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2024 76:08


    Dive into the depths of terror with our latest podcast episode featuring the spine-chilling Horror/Slasher novelist, Ivy Tholen!

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