Welcome to The Average Podcast! We review movies based on how they would fair in social settings—meaning whether or not a general crowd would enjoy it or not. Your hosts, Bryce and Tim, walk you through how they scored a movie according to The Average criteria. More importantly, we want to hear from YOU. Follow us on Instagram to download a scorecard, send it to us, and we'll feature you. Follow us on all platforms: linktr.ee/theaveragereviews
On Night 12 of our haunted countdown, we dive into the bleak, bone-chilling world of Robert Eggers' The Witch — a slow-burn folk horror masterpiece steeped in historical dread, religious paranoia, and a talking goat named Black Phillip. Join Tim and Johnathan, along with special guest filmmaker Adam Gall, as they break down this 2015 modern classic. We dig into the film's Puritanical roots, the real history behind the witch trials, and why Anya Taylor-Joy's debut as Thomasin still haunts us nearly a decade later.
Tonight, we're summoning something dark. Join Tim and Johnathan, along with special guest Shawn from @TheHorrorVision, as we dive into Pyewacket — the 2017 folk horror film that proves the most dangerous rituals are the ones you don't fully understand. Written and directed by Adam MacDonald, Pyewacket follows a grieving teen who turns to the occult to lash out… and calls forth something she can't control. With its slow-burn tension, forest isolation, and deeply emotional core, this film has carved out its own eerie space in modern horror. We're talking grief, guilt, the dangers of belief, and what happens when you call for help — and something answers. So grab your ritual books, light the black candles, and join us for Night 7 of 13 Nights of Halloween. ⸻ ✨ Be part of the conversation! Submit your own score here:
It's Night 10 of 13 Nights of Halloween, and we're heading to the eerie, windswept fields of Iceland for one of the strangest entries in modern folk horror: Lamb (2021). Directed by Valdimar Jóhannsson and starring Noomi Rapace, this slow-burn A24 film blends rural isolation, ancient superstition, and deep emotional grief—with a sheep-headed child at the center of it all. Is it horror? Is it a tragedy? Is it just really, really boring? We're diving in. Join Tim and Johnathan as they discuss the production, symbolism, awards buzz, and why Lamb has become one of the most polarizing movies in recent folk horror.
Tonight we wander into the whispering fields of Nebraska with Children of the Corn—Stephen King's short story-turned-long movie that features killer kids, confusing theology, and some of the wildest child acting this side of a school play gone wrong.
It's Night 7 of our 13 Nights of Halloween series—and this one's extra special. We're joined by our friend and horror archivist Steven from After Hrs Video to help us celebrate our 100th episode of The Average Reviews! And what better way to mark a milestone than by getting lost in the woods with one of the most iconic horror films of the last 30 years: The Blair Witch Project. Released in 1999 and shot on a shoestring budget, The Blair Witch Project changed the horror landscape forever. With its shaky cam, raw performances, and groundbreaking viral marketing campaign, it blurred the lines between fiction and reality—and terrified audiences into thinking it might just be real.
It's Night 6 of The 13 Nights of Halloween: Folk Horror Edition — and tonight, we're heading down to the Louisiana bayou for The Skeleton Key (2005).
Tonight we're digging into Antrum: The Deadliest Film Ever Made (2018) — a film wrapped in urban legend and cursed cinema mythology. Marketed as a “lost” 1970s film that supposedly killed its audiences, Antrum leans on its reputation as the “most dangerous movie ever made.” But does it actually deliver the scares, or is it all smoke, sigils, and no fire? We break down the setup, the Blair Witch–style marketing, and why the idea of Antrum is scarier than the film itself. Folk horror thrives on myth, ritual, and rumor — and Antrum wants to live there. But does it earn its place? ✨ Be part of the conversation! Submit your own score here:
In this episode, Tim and Johnathan dive into the grim, atmospheric world of Pumpkinhead (1988) and welcome special guest Aaron from A&B Horror to break down why this revenge-driven creature feature perfectly fits our Folk Horror theme. From rural curses to supernatural justice, we explore the movie's eerie mood, practical effects, and lasting impact on horror fans.
It's Night 2 of our 13 Nights of Halloween: Folk Horror Edition, and tonight we're burning bright with the one that started it all—The Wicker Man (1973).
We're back with another cult favorite—House (1985)! This bizarre blend of haunted house chills, creature effects, and offbeat comedy is one of the strangest horror films to come out of the ‘80s—and tonight we're breaking it all down. Tim, Johnathan, and special guest Rook dive into the story, direction, effects, and legacy of House. From its over-the-top creature designs to its unexpected themes of grief and trauma, this is a film that deserves another look. And as always—you can shape the average score. Submit your own review and see how your take impacts the final average at the end of the episode! ✨ Be part of the conversation! Submit your own score here:
Welcome back to The Dread Broadcast—our monthly after-hours horror pub, where creators, collectors, and fans gather (virtually) for drinks, laughs, and screams. Think of it as the late-night haunt after everyone's finished their own shows: a candlelit roundtable for sharing what's new, what's hidden, and what's worth digging out of the crypt. This month we close out summer with Episode 4: August After Dark – Horror's Last Summer Screams, featuring horror headlines, hidden gems, physical media treasures, and a very special guest… ⸻
This week we journey back to 1982 for Jim Henson's dark and dazzling masterpiece: The Dark Crystal.
This month on The Dread Broadcast, we're joined by special guest Chris Riggi—actor in Abduct, American Crime Story, Vampires Suck, Gossip Girl, and (according to the internet) possibly the new Superman AND an F1 driver. We get into it.
We're embracing our comic book roots and flying straight into the heart of the Superman (2025) discourse! Join Tim, @mephistomonkee, and @iamkevindavisofficial as we dive into DC's latest cinematic reboot. Is this the movie that finally gets it right? Or just another cape in the crowd?
Welcome to Episode 2 of The Dread Broadcast — your new favorite monthly horror news roundtable, hosted by Tim and Johnathan of The Average Reviews Podcast! We're building a free, creator-powered community, fueled by our love of horror in all its forms. If you're into slashers, screamers, physical media, or under-the-radar gems, you're in the right place.
Episode Description – S3.E10: Goodfellas (1990) Review with Steven from After Hours Video“As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a podcaster…”This week, we're diving into the mob classic Goodfellas (1990) with our good friend Steven from After Hours Video. From iconic one-liners and unforgettable tracking shots to the real-life rise and fall of Henry Hill, we break down the Scorsese masterpiece using our unique scoring system. Did it live up to the hype, or did it leave us reaching for the cannoli?If you missed the YouTube livestream, catch the full episode now wherever you get your podcasts. Don't forget to share your score with us using one of our three scoring methods – find them on our Instagram!Check out our recording software, Zencastr, and start your own show here: https://zencastr.com/?via=theaverage#Goodfellas #Podcast #MovieReview #Scorsese #MafiaMovies #RobertDeNiro #JoePesci #RayLiotta #TrueCrime #FilmCommunity #CinemaLovers #PodcastLife #TheAverageReviews #MovieScore #TheAverage #PopCulture #FilmNerds
S3.E9: Thunderbolts Review (ft. Adam T. Gall) In this episode of The Average Reviews, we return to the franchise that started it all for us — the Marvel Cinematic Universe — to break down the latest entry: Thunderbolts. Tim revisits the origin of our scoring system, how it all started with ranking MCU films in 2018, and why The Winter Soldier still reigns supreme. Joined by Adam T. Gall, we ask the big question: Did Marvel finally find its footing… or is this another swing and a miss?
Killer Robots, Exploding Heads & Indie Horror with Producer Travis Ayers! | Chopping MallLock the doors and get ready for mayhem! In this episode, we're diving into the 1986 cult classic Chopping Mall—and we're not doing it alone! We're joined by indie horror producer Travis Ayers (Cyst, Hawk & Rev: Vampire Slayers) to talk all things low-budget horror, practical effects, and the wild world of independent filmmaking.Travis shares behind-the-scenes stories from his time producing films, the challenges and rewards of indie horror, and, of course, we break down Chopping Mall in all its head-exploding glory.
We're on a mission from… well, you know the rest! This episode, we're diving into the 1980 cult classic, The Blues Brothers! From the legendary music to the insane car chases, to whether the comedy still holds up today—we're breaking it all down.Joining us for this episode is Adam, the composer behind the original theme for our 13 Nights of Halloween series! We talk about the film's iconic soundtrack, its impact on pop culture, and what makes it such a unique blend of musical and mayhem.
S3.E3: The Substance, The Academy Awards & Body Horror with Ivy Tholen!The Oscars are recognizing body horror?! The Substance has been making waves this awards season, with nominations at the Academy Awards, Golden Globes, and beyond—but does it live up to the hype? In this episode, we break down Coralie Fargeat's The Substance, discussing its themes, jaw-dropping practical effects, feminist horror roots, and whether it truly deserves its place among this year's best films.Joining us is a regular friend of the show, author Ivy Tholen, known for her slasher hits Tastes Like Candy 1 & 2, Maul Rats, and Mother Dear! Ivy brings her horror expertise to the table as we discuss Demi Moore's powerhouse performance, Margaret Qualley's intense transformation, and THAT unforgettable, blood-soaked climax.Plus, we dig into how The Substance fits into the legacy of body horror films, from Cronenberg to The Fly, and why Hollywood is finally taking notice.
Breaking Down Leigh Whannell's Wolf Man with Special Guest Aaron from A&B Horror MoviesWelcome back, Average Reviewers! This week, we're joined by the brilliant Aaron from @abhorrormovies (A&B Horror Movies) to take a deep dive into Leigh Whannell's Wolf Man.
Welcome to the Season 3 premiere of The Average Reviews Podcast!
Night 13 of 13 Nights of Halloween: Black Christmas (1974) - The Grand Finale We've made it to the chilling conclusion of our **13 Nights of Halloween** series, and we're closing out with a true horror classic—*Black Christmas* (1974). This is where it all began, the original slasher that redefined holiday horror and paved the way for countless imitators. For this grand finale, we're thrilled to be joined by horror author @ivy_tholen and the festive fright fanatic @black.chrismas. Together, we'll dive into what makes this film an enduring staple of the genre, from its eerie atmosphere to its groundbreaking take on terror. Celebrate this iconic night with a specially crafted cocktail pairing available on our Instagram, and don't miss out on the discussion—head over to Zencastr with our promo link for 30% off: [https://zencastr.com/?via=theaverage](https://zencastr.com/?via=theaverage) It's been an incredible journey through horror history, and we couldn't think of a better way to end it than with this genre-defining masterpiece. #13NightsOfHalloween #BlackChristmas1974 #HorrorMovies #SlasherClassic #RemakesVsOriginals #IvyTholen #BlackChrismas #Podcast #HalloweenCountdown #HorrorCommunity #CocktailPairing #FilmReviews #ZencastrPromo #SeasonFinale
Night 12 of 13 Nights of Halloween brings us to the classic sci-fi horror, The Thing From Another World (1951)!
Night 11 brings us to Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)! Join @travelingstrawberries and @evan.brandon as they dive into the paranoia-fueled sci-fi classic that keeps viewers questioning reality even decades later. Watch as they explore the film's timeless themes of conformity, fear, and identity in Cold War America, and share their favorite scenes and insights. Don't miss this discussion on one of the most influential sci-fi horror films of all time!
Night 9 of 13 Nights of Halloween: Suspiria (1977) Tonight, we're venturing into the vividly twisted world of Dario Argento's *Suspiria* (1977)—a true visual and auditory horror masterpiece. Prepare yourself for a journey through a kaleidoscope of terror with one of the most influential horror films of all time. Joining us is David from @journeywithacinephile, bringing his expertise to unravel the dark magic behind Argento's cult classic. From the haunting score by Goblin to the mesmerizing color palette, we're diving deep into what makes *Suspiria* a timeless piece of horror history. Pair this cinematic experience with our signature Goblin's Blood Elixir cocktail, exclusively on our Instagram! Don't forget to tune in on Zencastr with our promo link for 30% off and immerse yourself in the witchy wonders of *Suspiria*: [https://zencastr.com/?via=theaverage](https://zencastr.com/?via=theaverage) Step into the dance of death—*Suspiria* awaits… #13NightsOfHalloween #Suspiria1977 #HorrorMovies #DarioArgento #RemakesVsOriginals #JourneyWithACinephile #Podcast #HalloweenCountdown #HorrorCommunity #CocktailPairing #FilmReviews #ZencastrPromo #SeasonFinale
Night 8 of 13 Nights of Halloween: House of Wax (1953) Tonight, we're stepping back in time for a true horror classic—*House of Wax* (1953). Join us as we delve into this eerie masterpiece with the legendary Vincent Price bringing the chills and thrills in a performance that's nothing short of iconic. We're joined by Ricky from @thenightclubpodcast to break down all the spine-tingling moments, the incredible craftsmanship, and why this film remains a staple in the horror genre. Make your movie night even more memorable with our vintage cocktail pairing recipe, available now on our Instagram!
Night 7 of 13 Nights of Halloween: Black Xmas (2006) We're back with another round of holiday horror as we dive into *Black Xmas* (2006) for Night 7 of our **13 Nights of Halloween** series! This one's a blood-soaked trip through festive frights, and we've got special guests @ivy_tholen and @black.chrismas joining us again to dissect all the gory details. Is this 2006 remake a twisted yuletide treat or just another holiday hack job? We're breaking it down, and we want you to be part of the conversation! Don't forget to check out our Instagram for a killer cocktail pairing that'll make your movie night complete!
Night 6 of our 13 Nights of Halloween takes us deep into the frozen horror of John Carpenter's The Thing (1982)!
For Night 4 of our *13 Nights of Halloween* series, we're diving into the grotesque brilliance of *The Fly* (1986) with special guest Travis from @thenightclubpodcast!
Night 3 of 13 Nights of Halloween: Suspiria (2018) Tonight, we're diving into the eerie world of the 2018 *Suspiria* remake, and we're thrilled to be joined by David from @journeywithacinephile! We'll be dissecting every unsettling detail, from the atmospheric horror to the bold reimagining of this classic. How does it stack up against the original? Tune in to find out! Want to elevate your viewing experience? Head over to our Instagram for the perfect cocktail pairing recipe to sip on while you watch!
Night 2 of 13 Nights of Halloween: House of Wax (2005) We're turning up the heat with the 2005 *House of Wax* remake, and we've got Ricky from @thenightclubpodcast joining us to dig into all the gooey, gruesome details!
Night 1 of 13 Nights of Halloween: Black Christmas (2019) It's finally here—our flagship event series, **13 Nights of Halloween**, is kicking off TONIGHT, and we couldn't be more excited! This year, all 13 episodes act as the epic season finale for Season 2, making this our biggest and baddest event yet!
In our review of the Rings of Power Season 2 finale, we dive deep into the highs, the lows, and our increasingly toxic relationship with this show. From epic battles to frustrating plot holes, this episode and season have been a rollercoaster. Join us as we break down the final episode and the overall season, discussing what worked, what didn't, and why we just can't seem to quit watching.Plus, don't miss our upcoming 13 Nights of Halloween series, kicking off this weekend, where we'll be covering our favorite spooky films!#RingsofPower #LOTR #MiddleEarth #PrimeVideo #FantasyReview #Tolkien #FinaleReview #Season2 #13NightsofHalloween #TVCritique #BroadcastInterruption
Join us for the final episode of our regular season as we dive into the chilling world of *The Autopsy of Jane Doe*! We're excited to be joined by special guest @paulwks.art, the talented artist behind the book covers for our friend @ivy_tholen. Get ready for a deep breakdown of this unique horror film as we explore its script, acting, editing, music, and more—without spoiling the entire plot. This is the final episode before the kickoff to our much-anticipated '13 Nights of Halloween,' launching on October 19th! #TheAutopsyOfJaneDoe #PaulWksArt #IvyTholen #HorrorMovies #MovieReview #Podcast #13NightsOfHalloween #IndieArt #FilmBreakdown #HalloweenSeason #HorrorFilmAnalysis #SpookySeason #HalloweenCountdown"
In our latest *Broadcast Interruption*, we dive into Episode 7 of *Rings of Power* Season 2, where even the most epic moments are weighed down by poor writing and clunky execution. We explore how the show's potential shines through at times, but the lack of consistency in storytelling keeps it from reaching the greatness it aspires to. Join us as we break down the highs, lows, and everything in between from this divisive episode!#RingsofPower #LOTR #PrimeVideo #MiddleEarth #FantasyTV #Tolkien #SeriesReview #Episode7 #TVCritique #BroadcastInterruption
In our latest *Broadcast Interruption*, we dive into Episode 6 of *The Rings of Power* Season 2. This episode doubled down on the worst aspects of the series so far, with clunky writing and pacing issues, but still delivered some of the coolest and most visually stunning moments yet. Join us as we break down the highs and lows, from epic battles to questionable character choices, and discuss where the series might be heading next.#RingsofPower #LOTR #MiddleEarth #PrimeVideo #FantasyReview #Tolkien #TVReview #BroadcastInterruption #Episode6
In this episode of The Average, we dive into the wacky, pint-sized action of "Dollman vs. Demonic Toys!" This 1993 cult classic brings together a 13-inch cop, demonic toys, and a showdown you have to see to believe. We're getting into the absurdity, the low-budget effects, and everything that makes this Full Moon Features crossover a must-watch for B-movie lovers. And heads up—there's only **one episode left** before our 13 Nights of Halloween begins! Get ready for some serious horror deep dives. Let us know your thoughts on "Dollman vs. Demonic Toys" in the comments below, and be sure to like, share, and subscribe so you don't miss any of the Halloween fun coming up!
In our latest *Broadcast Interruption*, we break down Episode 5 of *The Rings of Power* Season 2. While the series has had its ups and downs, this episode stands out as an improvement—perhaps even the best of the series so far. We explore what worked, from the stronger pacing to the intense character moments, while still calling out the writing that leaves much to be desired. Join us as we discuss why this episode may give fans hope for what's to come, despite some ongoing storytelling flaws.#RingsofPower #LOTR #MiddleEarth #PrimeVideo #Tolkien #SeriesReview #Episode5 #Fantasy #TVReview #BroadcastInterruption
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