The Siamese Herring Experiment

Send us a textThis week the Brians finally get their patented Herring Condom Machines into the Vatican gift shop. With a new sponsor onboard with the Siamese Herring Experiment, the Brian's reveal this new venture on tonight's Episplode. Yes, Cardinals Choice Condoms enters the world of fledgeulent sexual practices. The comings and the goings are now neatly wrapped up in steel belted wonderment for the universe to admire and avoid nasty genital warts, lesions, pussy sores, chlamydia, Down Syndrome and horse bites. Hurrah.On a particularly nasty note, Barry plays chess with the new Pope. He wins and is removed from the premises after contracting Leprosy. Fucking Pope's are sore lovers er, losers. This goes back to Pope Insidious, who had Jezus Carpenter put to death by firing squad because Jezus beat him at Poker. Bastard.

Send us a textThe Brian's have an extremely deep and meaningful conversation about their encounters with Whitchcraft, Voodoo and reverse parking.Brian becomes highly intellectual when discussing the old days when wearing a Lawnmower as a hat was de rigeur and meant something in the suburbs.The Brian's discuss at length about Haiti and the Haitian people being not only simple souls and being good at Jewjew, but their exemplary culinary delights when it came to cooking miscreants and at the same time wearing a Brunch Coat. Fascinating.On a very interesting note, both Brian's turned up to do this Poocast Sober. 

Send us a textThe Brian's brave up to farewell another dead Pope and reminisce about the old times and the gay times in Vatican central.Of course, Brian spills the beans on who is in the running to be wearing the Popal gear after the smoke and mirrors Conclave, or is that Enclave, reaches its nude crescendo.Brian puts forward that the new leader of the Listeria National Party must have a full head of hair and must not be a fucking Arsehole like the last one. Bye bye Potatohead.All of this and Nana's recipe for using Death Mushrooms to release your inner vengeance.

Send us a textBrian and Brian get together again for Turdsday evening tomfoolery, nose bleeds, autopsy unveilings and recipes for single white men who can't sleep in the dark.Brian speaks at length and mindnumbingly so about the Pope and the new dawn of another man to be appointed as head of the Roman Caucasian Church. Both Brian's discuss the smoke, mirrors, debauchery and fun that will happen as soon as candidates bend over and speak in tongues to get as many votes as required to be voted in as the representative of Dog on planet earthium and the Men behaving badly and dressing inappropriately revue.Barry puts on eye-liner and does a nude dance to commemorate Just Dumb Vance day.

Send us a textThis week Brian and Brian discuss the merits of Tuberculosis and how it can be used to harness moon rays to power small scale farming equipment.Barry practices his Americanism, and Greenland narrowly escapes being dug up and sold in Walmart's across the United States of Alaska.On a lighter note the largest pod of Sabre Toothed Whales has been sighted off the coast of Antartica near Mawson's Hut. They are on their annual migration from Wollongong to Germany and can be intimidated by loud noises, tennis racquets and nudity. Good luck.

Send us a textOn this spontaneous combustible episode, Brian and Brian piece together reality, just as a neurosurgeon would knit together a smashed brain. The  Brian's discuss the cognitive and repetitive features of an animal constantly on heat. Yes, at last someone has the guts to unmask the true identity of the horse like creature that now is recognised as the centre of brainial ingenuity, yes, the Don key. Available at all Mick O'Reillys Sand, Cement, Gravel, Lime, Industrial Waste, Fertiliser for good or evil (That's on the Darkweb site), Hammeroid Cream, Ballistic Missile goods and services, Bubonic Plague starter kits, Replica Salivery glands for fun and profit and much much more. All of this on the Glow in the Dark episplode of how fucked are Feeart engines and transmissions and much less of the Siamese Tarriff Expensive Excrement.

Send us a textThis evening on the SHE, Brian and the other Brian discuss in an Ethiopian accent about Space Cocaine and the relevance of having Aliens living on Brian's property to ensure of cordial arrangements and on time delivery methods.On a hilarious note, Brian let's rip about the exciting new autonomous creature, that is, the Anus People. Not to be confused with Politicians or the Clergy.Brian, again, rabbit's on about his trip to Tasmania and how they are the citizens of the Universe and all other sorts of shit. He has one, just one unbelievable experience with a local Prostitute there and he won't shut up. Wanker !!All this, and 2 Donkey's fornicating on this week's episplode of funnily enough, the Siamese Herring Experiment showing 2 Donkeys and 2 Nuns.

Send us a textThis week the Brians realise the reason their enormous ratings, subscribers and underpants have been falling drastically, is because of the terrible typewriter keyboard Brian is using to create his brilliant podcasting thingy. After severe prodding with a stick Barry was coerced into ......nevermind.On a lighter and warmer note, Pope Francis has had his new Tesla Popemobile struck by lightning or a molotov and it has burnt to the ground with all the photographs, and has been summoned back to hell.It's getting crowded with popemobiles on the car lot now and Johnny Lucifer needs to get rid of thousands of units before new stocks arrives.Come on down for the deal of a lifetime...no contracts....well maybe a small one...

Send us a textThis week the Siamese Herring Experiment has been hit with trade tariffs from Barry's mum. Brian and Brian will no longer be able to borrow the latex goods without first coughing up a whopping 28% extra phlegm. This will put enormous economic strain on the Brians; as Brian has had his adenoids removed and Brian's mucous membranes were damaged in a golf car eating championship.On a lighter note time travel is now closer to the ordinary man, woman or non-binary entity than ever before thanks to Mick O'Reilly's Sand Cement and Wormholes. Mention the Brians and get your second wormhole last week.

Send us a textThe handgun market in the good old USA is heating up as manufacturers throughout the world supply the new 6 shooter for infants, especially for the American market.The Brian's travelled to Gympie for the unveiling of the new baby Gun. Exclusively designed and engineered as well as patented by Bluey for J. J. Guns and Ammo. After letting off 5000 rounds and kissing lots of non binary 4 year olds and signing autographs, the Brian's then went onto the Gold Mine Hotel and Explosives Factory and let off another 9000 rounds and drank 8 fifteen litre Kegs of the local beer. With a Police escort, the Brian's then drove one and half hours back to Lawnton Heights for more shooting and Boozing. Cyclone, what fucking Cyclone.

Send us a textThe International Poocast of the Year function held in Papua New Guinea has bestowed on the Herrings another world wide award that will hang with 100's of others in Shed 66 on Brian's property.Not being big headed or arrogant, the Brian's have only had 5 days of celebrating. As well as reaching out to the powers that be that the Australian/s of the Year award must certainly be the Brian's. Who could deny this, the Bastards.On  a solemn note, Brian has returned from the Vatican without being able to assist in the burial of Pope Frank. The old bastard just keeps praying and getting extra days on planet earthium.

Send us a textThis week Brian and Brian reminisce about Stephen Hawking and sardines, mutant marsupials and Pythagoras. There's something about Sir Isaac Newton, but it's not been authenticated by the Vatican or Sister Mercia, so fuck knows.On a side note Barry loses a kangaroo down the insinkerator and finds love at the emergency centre. Lucky bastard!

Send us a textThis week Brian and Brian discuss how to embalm unwanted children in Diet Coke and how Samboy BBQ flavoured potato chips are to be implanted into the brains of the gullible in search of the unobtainable.This week also saw the Brians launch a new product onto the global market. The  fully adjustable arse licking ladder (or ass licking, if you like donkeys) Stocks keep running out so buy one now before they all run out.On a lighter note the economy is still trickling down to the battler in the street and the latest predictions are that by 2068 the first drips of the trickliztion effect will only be another decade or two away from evaporating.

Send us a textThis week Brian and Brian bring you another action packed look at the 2025 International Jesus look-a-like competition.Eighty-seven finalists from sixty-four countries and three planets via for the ultimate honour of being crowned Jesus of the year.Judges will need to have a keen eye and a strong arm to nail all these competitors up, so put on your best loincloth, pull up a donkey and get ready to throw a few stones.On a side note Barry is available all next week for all your scourging needs.

Send us a textThis week the Brians explore Tasmanium as the centre of Australia's space program. Not only has Tasmanium got 77% of all the necessary technology, minerals and optimism to make space travel a reality for the average person; but you will also be able to take your pets.

Send us a textThis week the Brians contemplate  moving to Antartica for the next four years or more whilst the  Lunatics drive the United States and bits of the earth into the abyss of the Mariana Trench. Elon Musky and Asstrailia's own Fuhrer-in-waiting, Potater Dutton make plans to split the planet in two, drag half to Mars for the rich and powerful and leave the shitty half right for the rest of us scum.On a lighter note we are all doomed for the foreseeable future.

Send us a textThis week Brian and Brian discuss philanthropy, philistines and Dr Phil. They draw the conclusion that the world is neither flat nor round but more obelisk shape due to the number of chromosomes now available at Walmart.Oprah Windfrier makes a surprise appearance and wrestles Megan Markmurkmucksen in a vat of goat semen whilst the Archbishop of Lawnton Heights blessed the whole affair with a suspicious bulge in his cassock.On a sombre tone the Brians bury Barry in a shallow grave after a sewing accident, dig him back up and bury him again a week or so later.

Send us a textIn this episode The Brians reveal the best way to deal with all the shit presents and resolutions that clog up a fresh new year. Charles Darwin summed it up best when he said "Throw that shit in the ocean!"The truth about wombats is discussed and we learn how to make barometric pressure your friend.

Send us a textThis week the Brians recall the trials and tributaries of Asstralia's northern capital territory  place, the majestic and sweaty City of Charles Darwin. Once prized as the home of dirt, gravel and roadkill; this plucky little back passage has been through the wars over the years. Literally! Bombed by Japanese interior decorators in WW2 and blown down, sucked off and spat out by the aptly named Cyclone Dick Tracy in 1974 and again in parts of 1978 or 9, Charles Darwin Town remains an historic landmark and a reliable place for Brian to be run out of by the locals.On a side salad, Barry gets his arm torn off in a Christmas sandwich accident and God refuses to pay out the insurance policy, the bugger!

Send us a textWrapping up this years events like a stinking bag of prawn shells in a Murdoch newspaper, Brian and Brian unravel the magic and mystery of the festive seasons with all the understanding, warmth and spottiness of a leper with his (or her) scabs torn off. The somewhat true tale of the not-so-baby Jeesus and some of his henchman is explained in simple language for simpletons and smart asses alike....and speaking of asses, the annual donkey salesman of the year award is announced.No spoilers but Barry has been drunk ever since the award ceremony at the Chermside Heights Abattoir. 

Send us a textThis week the Brians realise that jail time is much easier these days now one doesn't have to bend over to pick up the soap. Handy pump packs of Diddy Oil is now being introduced to the Professional Corrective Services division of P Diddler Enterprises. The Diddler himself is overseeing the introduction of this eagerly awaited product to inmates and wardens alike.Nothing says I love your body more than a good diddling in the shower with thugs, murderers and the incarcerated innocent; like a firm rubbing down with the personally tested Diddy Oil. Now infused with radioactive goat semen for that slightly unnatural glow.On a more serious note, this week Barry gets to test drive his own Diddy Oil after an altercation with a bicycle and a midget; whilst Bevan is sworn into Donald Trumph's new wardrobe as Secretary of What Are You Lookin' At Cunt!

Send us a textThis week the Brians reflect on what the upcoming Awstrarliun election means for the average Antipodean Pedestrian and how The Right Dishonourable Peter Dutton, Minister for Castrating Everything will inevitably win; leading to mass "What the fuck have we done!", which will also inevitably follow.On a lighter note....Donald Trump....aaaagggghhhh!

Send us a textIt's been a funny old week for Brian as the mighty Aardvark 2400 cross-crisses the only bit of the southern hemisphere that doesn't have rabies. Rabid people of dubious morals and intent maybe; but as far as you can throw a herring.... no actual live cases of rabies.Brian on the other hand is staying behind at Herring Central Headquarters to make paper planes and enjoy some welcome nudity. Many people have been asking where the Brians get their thermo nuclear urine-proof clothing these days. We tell them that with the new Seniors App downloadable from The Siamese Herring and Nigerian Attorney at Law Store, is the only way you can stay up to date with what's what and what's not.On a less or more or less salient point, the Herring Evangelical Motorhome Tour of Greater Australia Heights is nearly sold out. Special Reserve tickets are now on sale at Brians@Notascam.com.hey.oi 

Send us a textThis week the Brians jump on a horse called Umerica as the Trumpet's new administrangulation reveals it's ultra-dynamic plans to make the NRA head of The Department of Education. The NRA Child Centre for the Mutilation and Desecration of the Human Race promises to be the cornerstone of Governor Elon Musk's experimental Cloning and Super Race Program. Nice one Musky! Also, Brian announces his bold plans for a nationwide evangelical blitzkrieg. This monumental....and we do mean mental, endeavour; will involve hundreds of...no thousands of litres of leaded diesel, powered motor thingys and aggressive toileting procedures.On a sombre note, Barry returns home after a nice drive deep into the outback country stuff. The bastard!

Send us a textThis week the Brians reflect on the race that stopped a nation and gave it Horse Pox and how much better it would be if donkeys were not only substituted for those ugly horse things; but they were allowed to bet on their own races.There is a substantial amount of discussion about Jesus fondness for asses and his fondness of cooking with poo.On a lighter note the Pope reveals the latest sex dolls in the Vatican gift shop.Get in now for Christmazz. 

Send us a textBetter late than never, just like the apocalypse; this weeks episplode explores the possibilities of powering small nations through the cremation of extremely weight challenged fatties. Fork lifts at the ready for this Presidential episode as Brian and Brian stoke up the oven and delve into the 47 carcinogenic herbs and spices that power the smallest brain of any Americaniaum president since Howdy Doody.On a heavier note Barry's diet has gone straight to hell. He is eating his own body parts now. Coming to a reality show soon... as soon as that fuck-knuckle Rupert Muddock pays his electricity bill.

Send us a textTonight and tomorrow both Brian and Brian alternate about the futility and the future of this thing called Earth. Yes, Brian Talk becomes the go-to language of this generation when discussing the effects of man's ponchant for warming this planet and others like it or if they don't like it and stuff.Due to the lack of Law Suits against the Herrings, Brian concludes that some upturning of tables or defacing artefacts will be on the agenda to put the SHE up in lights or flames like the good old days, yep, the Nineties. That great time of Y2K and feeling safe in a high rise building or two.On an absolutely animal loving note, Brian gets down and dirty about Chickens and Beak action. Riveting fun for the whole family.

Send us a textBrian talks at length about waving at people who aren't there. Yes, this phenomenon that has been embraced by the world and is synonymous with a ginger haired racist, sexist, compulsive Liar and con artist who resides in New York. Guess who?The Brian's reminisce about the olden days when a Contract signed in blood and covered in Nicotine meant something.On an interesting note, neither Brian or Brian go through the whole Poocast without going to the toilet or having copious amounts of strong Liquor.Hilariously, the last paragraph is untrue and Contractually both Brian's must be drunk during each and every Poocast due a Court case in 1977. Hurrah.

Send us a textTonight on the Experiment, the Brian's refuse to have an escape hatch and dive deep into their life and times with Celebrity Singers, Songwriters and Bands. Not only did the Brian's have influence over their songs but also their bodily functions. Everybody, well some people, know that John Lennon, Elton and the Boss, Bruce Sprinklesteen, were all enthralled by the Brian's Martini nights, the animal tossing competitions and the abundance of Bubgerigar food all under 905 rooves on Brian's property. Yes, the Brian's not only reminisce, but name drop like a pair of American Fraudsters in front of a Grand Jury. To break up the context of the night, Brian discusses at length with Brian the frailties, foibles and tastiness of Iguana's.Not to be outdone, Barry sets the studio on fire and attempts to extinguish the flames using a sandwich. Idiot.

Send us a textThis week the Brians fire up the diesel powered, petrol driven Sherman tank and do a few laps during the half time break at the AFL grand final.They celebrate the football massacre by visiting Doctor Dennis Dentist's cryogenic playground. Micheal Jackson's head comes to dinner and Bubbles the testicle-less chimp peels the big banana known as water conservation.On a lighter note .......lots of celebrity deaths!

Send us a textThis week the Brians relive some of the glory hole days of Lower Chermside Heights and the packs of wild dogs that roamed the streets and shopped at the Southern Hemisphere's earliest consumer materpiece..... The Chermside Drive-in Shopping Centre. Just a cars throw from the Lower Chermside Heights Abattoir and a mere 6 minutes crawl from the Upper Chermside Heights Gallows, this magnificent capitalist institution served as the perfect playground and human laboratory for Brian and Brian.Aside from regular fatalities from rabies and industrial accidents this glorious etc etc etc....On a lighter note Barry gets dragged behind a car that we borrowed from a neighbour.

Send us a textBrian and the third Brian discuss for an insurmountable amount, er, very, very, very, very long long, er, chat adnauseum, er, discuss the many and varied extremes of the written and spoken word.With Summer approaching, Brian has pulled out all stops and give way signs to ensure his newly built Ice Skating Rink will be officially unveiled and blessed by P Diddy by this time next week. That is if the prison escape is all GO.Brian brings sand crabs, a lobster and a sea monkey into the Studio and pushes all of them into Barry's pants while he's cooking the Heroin in Brian's bath. Terrific fun and screaming.On an even funnier thingy, Brian does his Zombie routine and eats a kilogram of cheese and a wooden chair leg. Absolutely award winning stuff and a vomit added in for laughs.

Send us a textBrian attacks this episplode in a flurry or words, phrases, contortions and an in depth conversation about Gene Splicing and the impact of hair colour on a small innocent kiddie in a wheelchair.Both Brian's convince one another that the only fair elections in Crazyville, that is the US, should happen hourly to give every fucker in that den of eniquity a fair go at righting the ship of doom that is the United Statesium and stuff.In a convivial and absolutely demented conversation, the Brian's delve deep and grisly into the world of Lepers and the mark, or was that the skid marks on societerial degradation and humitarian attempts at keeping meat fresh.On a fund raising effort, the Brian's have invited Josh from Joshua of Goat Cosmetics to come on board as a major Sponsor of the Herrings and stop fucking about with paperwork and lawyers and shit, ya dumb fuck.

Send us a text"Do you want fries with that?" , the undertaker said and Two Gun laughed softly to himself and blew the legs off the chair."Nice one" said the milkman and Jane went off quietly to milk the cat.All this and less on this weak's episplode of TSHEx.On a lighter note, "I forgot what I was going to write so I made something up."replied Cinderellar.

Send us a textIn the old days when electricity was something you wore on your head, no one had any idea that someday this voltage business would ever go on to power whole cities and burn people to death electric chair style.This week thanks to the Nikola Tesla Across The Void Machine, The Brians talk to the creator of modern electricalness and watch him roll over and over in his grave knowing that his gentle and soothing creation is being abused by corporate, political and military complex globally, interstellarly and possibly underwater.Nik told us that if we was alive today he would get someone with a bit more muscle to kick Elon Muskatel right in the nuts. (His words not ours!)...and on a lighter note, gristle is good.

Send us a textThis week Brian and Brian discuss the completely real and not impossible scenario, or nightmare for our Australium friends; of a dark fecal bulge in the force called Darth Dutton. This potato-DNAed political experiment is determined to showcase a nation powered by nuclear pieces of fried toast. Delusion is his name and detention is his game. No one who visits, takes part in, or watches the 2032-ish Olympiad in the underwater city of Brisbanium; will be allowed to leave the city once they have been identified in the data banks of his unreality machine.On a less serious note, the end of the world has been postponed until the television rights have been secured by Rooted Murdoch and his evil henchmen, henchwomen and non-binary hench-persons, hench-animals and some slightly hench-plants.

Send us a Text Message.The Brian's reminisce about the good old, well, er, the old days when eating Dagwood Dogs at the Brisbane Exhibitionist County Fair was the only thing to do in August. Yes, Dagwood Dogs, that sawdusty, meaty, grissly, sausage shaped apparatus on a stick and loaded with tomato sauce or ketchup (for our North American Numbskull listeners). The Brian's also discuss the vomitting that follows. Tasty.Brian discusses the origin of the number 5 and why it's the go to number for all good mathematicians, morticians, politicians and stick insects, the world over. Don't get him started on 25, the Fucker won't shut up. Fuck! He's put it in the Title !!Sir Boblin Gettoff gets a mention from Brian and fuck doesn't that go down a treat. Listen to all the goss here on that Clown.On an interesting note, the Brian's try out the newest fad sensation, that is Underpant Cream. Yes, the Brian's road test it and cook with it. That's Niiiiice.

Send us a Text Message.On a tale of renown and infamy, the Brian's head into the world of sport unlike anything has been seen on a Public Hospital Operating Room floor.Brian discusses how Mutton Birds with lice will be the go to offering at the 2032 Brisbanium Olympics thing with chips.On a very serious note, the Brian's bring up the main program of events at the 2032 games that will be golfing and fishing combined. Yes, sharpen your 9 irons, apply razor blades to your 2 woods as Brisbane becomes the sporting and carnivores capital of Orstraylya.On a simpleton note, Barry eats 4 goldfish.

Send us a Text Message.Yes that's correct listeners... Brian and Brian have been forced into podcasting strike action after a serious incident involving the International Olympic Committee, a burning Hobie Cat and a crate of Grange Hermitage.Until the paper bags full of money come flooding back in, Barry will remain locked in the cupboard and the Herrings can be found at the pub dribbling over the offensive placards.No scabs pleas!

Send us a Text Message.The Paris Olympics opens to the sound of Brian and Brian gesticulating wildly and having a wheelchair race at the Champs Elysees Tobacco Shop.In a further highlight of the Games, Brian drinks a Litre of River Seine water and marches into Notre Dame and urinates on some American tourists. Just great fun and stuff.The Brian's let the cat and a hand grenade out of the bag when they discuss at length, yep, way too long about the Brisbanium Olympic Games in 2032/3. Yes, the Front Passage of Bribie Island will be the area for not only the nautical events but also the Bikecycling, Flower Decorating, the Gunpowder Framing  and the Art Deco Bricklaying. Not to mention the Nuclear Weaponry display.On an interesting note Bevan now lives with Kamala Harris. 

Send us a Text Message.DO NOT SEND US A TEXT MESSAGE ITS A NAZI SCAM !!!!!! Brian discusses the main issue in the world today and he is succinctly cut off by Brian. Barry intervenes and a scuffle ensues. After the Police leave and the Health Care Professionals do their part, the Refigerator is opened and the Brian's crack open the coldest alcoholic bottles they can shove in their mouths.Brian continues the conversation that is, how do Sherpa's take so many "Look at Me" types up Everest just using an Angle Grinder and a packet of cigarettes?In an open and Pope Frank discussion, both Brian and Brian chat enormously about the  National sport of the good old USA that is, the spreading of Presidents blood all around the suburbs and streets of America. What a Hoot.On a serious note, Bevan is still missing and was last seen moving a ladder and signing autographs in Pennsylvania.

On the show this week the Brians compare mug shots of their protégé Bevan to a young chappy who had a bit of an upset on a rooftop in Butler, Pennsyphveinium this week.The similarity between these two scamps is uncanny and thanks to some very well forged documents there will be almost no chance of the Brians being implicated in any shenanigans relating to firearms, presidential electioneering, mail fraud, loitering, public nuisance or being nude in public.On a more serious note, all Siamese Herring Bulletproof Ear Covers have sold out completely. 

This week the Brians put their dementia on hold to grapple with the rise of Facism around the universe and bits of New Caledonia. It's election season and as Nostrildamus predicted in 1948.... " It's gonna get a whole lot fucked!"On a lighter note Barry breaks the time space continuum for a second time this week, and Bevan manages to fix it with some gopher tape a pair of pliers and a dentist. Triffic!

This week Brian and Brian catch a case of Bidenitis and Brian's brain stops functioning properly. This is not usually a problem but at this crucial juncture of democracy and syphilis, the world is begging for clarity, transparency and more hats.On a lighter note Brians colostomy bag ends up in the fridge at the Country Women's Association after a night of scones and debauchery.

On this Episode the Brian's get touchy and feely about Interstellar Space. Rats, that enigmatic Rodent, shows his or her whiskered face in a magnificent chat about why the world has gone mad and what about the constant cost of living pressures of being a rodent.Brian describes in depth his Breakfast habits, including but not least, his attention to detail when it comes to devouring anything covered in Bacon, whipped cream and gasoline.On a hilarious note, Brian trips and hits his head on Barry's hunchback. Funny as Fuck.

On another winter evening in Brisvegas the Brian's ramp up the fun by acknowledging the lovely wide world of listeneringinfans emails and stuff.Brian, as usually happens after dark discusses the for and against that vital question only Shepard's know the answer to, that is, do Lambs really have magical powers? and if so, why do they taste so nice. Absolutely intriguing stuff and stuff.On a particularly savoury note, Bevan gets hit in the head with a Marmasette. Jolly good fun.

On the show this week a strange kind of phenomena descends on the Herring Experiment. Possibly satanic possession, maybe a form of zombie curse or maybe just flatulence; but spooky things happen and scientists and fishermen are still unravelling the social and political fall out.On a side note there is too much phlegm in the universe and social media boffins are at work to bring us a new app for that.

This week the Brians explore the inevitable showdown between these 21st century titans. Testy Tunaberg and The Desperate Don will face off for the title of Supreme World Leader. Eye gouging is not only allowed, it is encouraged. This grudge match will take place on a very special bus as it plummets down the hill toward the Turner Road Ravine, one of the most treacherous pieces of road in Upper Kedron Heights. Luckily there is a nice cemetery at the bottom.Book early to get exclusive televisual rights to what will be the greatest event of the entire apocalypse. On a lighter note Barry gives Brian cholera.

This week the Brians relive the glory days of tunnelling for the Viet Cong, where they discovered fame, fortune and friendship. Never before in the history of modern warfare have two humble lads had so much fun with excessively large earth moving equipment.Also in this episode hear how floating gravel became the no. 1 best selling landscape supply of all time at Mick O'Reilly's Sand, Cement, Lime and Body Disposal Requisites located at Lower Lawnton Heights.* This weeks special Herring offer* For a strictly limited time, fans of the Siamese Herring Experiment can get exclusive plans for the "Double Supercharged Ice Machine" by sending a cup of bedding sand and $1000 dollars to: 

This week the Brians attend the Optimist of the Year Competition and get exclusive interviews with the various pieces of Dynamite Don Hanley, the only person on Earth who believes dismemberment adds strength and character.On a lighter note Barry gets filled with helium and takes kiddies for a flight around the oval.

What does the Dalai Lama  and dignity have in common? The Brians of course. Hold on to your helmets this week as the true nature of reincarnation and auto sports is explained. Whether you want to return from the afterlife as a supercar champion or a bouquet of flowers, Brian and Brain share some inside scoops from the Lama himself. Also in this episode Barry is dropped from the Eiffel Tower to see if he bounces.