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From February 12th, 2023: If you were educated in the Failure Lorenz School of Journalism, it makes sense that you would see like three videos on TikTok and decide it's indicative of a sweeping trend. After all, you only ever exist by hating outside the clubs you can't get in. We take a critical look at this alleged “e-girl military psyop” trend and, using the immortal science, declare the US military to be in its flop era. Empire in decline vibes, indeed. Put your dicks away and pick up a copy of Imperialism, the Highest Stage of Capitalism instead. While you're at it, cancel your subscription to the New Dork Crimes and give your money to us instead.A family in Gaza displaced by Wasreal's attacks is fundraising in order to afford basic necessities. Please donate + share with your friends & on social media.TwitterVirgil's TwitterKendall's TwitterLain's Twitter

Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, if you are reaching thirty, put down the Werther's Originals! This is an emergency and you need to start shaking some ass at the club. In this episode, Kenny and Virgil are joined by aesthetic scholar and TikTok Icon, Laura aka Cyberexboyfriend, to talk about nostalgia cycles, billboard charts, fast fashion, and how the means of production makes 29 year olds start thinking they are old and ready for death.A family in Gaza displaced by Wasreal's attacks is fundraising in order to afford basic necessities. Please donate + share with your friends & on social media.PatreonTwitterVirgil's TwitterKendall's TwitterLain's TwitterLaura's TwitterLaura's TiktokWorks Cited and Further Reading:Survey of the Best and Worst Decades (YouGov)1800s Womenswear (Fashion History Timeline)Shein's Average Shopper Spends $100 a month on clothes)

From May 21, 2023: In this episode, Kenny and Virgil break down the vigilante culture behind Citizen, Nextdoor, and Ring. We get into why and how these companies capitalize on your fear and paranoia, while successfully pitting communities against one another. We also give you social-anxiety babes a lil advice on how to build up the courage to just ask your neighbor for a cup of sugar.PatreonTwitterVirgil's TwitterKendall's TwitterLain's TwitterWorks Cited and Further Reading:Vigilante app removed from apple storeCitizen lays off employeesCitizen usage in PhillyFalse Arrest Due to Racial profiling - CitizenNextdoor CEO admits fault for racist biasesCitizen app does not promote public safetyLAPD + CitizenCitizen crime alertsHow crime tracking apps create a culture of fear and incite panicCitizen app employees mental healthInside the Citizen App

From April 23, 2022:In part two of the Parasocial Power Hour, [the podcaster formally known as] Ceres talks about their travels for the past six weeks on their E̶a̶t̶ ̶P̶r̶a̶y̶ ̶L̶o̶v̶e̶ Smoke Rave Chillax journey. They talk about their thrilling adventures through being held on trial at the Tenderqueer Tribunal, worshiping the moon, and taking shrooms. Like if Hunter S. Thompson was hot.Join our Discord!PatreonWebsiteMerchTwitter

*Travis Morrison voice* Youuuu are invited…to listen to this announcement as it pertains to Virgil's Celebrity Book Club and Kenny's Kino Eye.If you want to accept your invitation to either offering:Join our DiscordGet in on our PatreonHere is Kenny's letterboxd profile if you want to follow their monthly film lists + reviews there as well.I also have a letterboxd but I haven't watched a film since March. Sorry. I'm too busy expanding my brain with the written word, and the real truth is I don't have health insurance anymore so there are no more attention fixing drugs for me to take in order to enjoy a little focused film experience. ☹ InshAllah I become gainfully employed or rich from content so that can change soon.If you liked the today's included musical offering, you should check out the band OGRE, which is helmed by the universally acclaimed voice you will recognize from today's song and the BSN theme.Those of you clamoring for a Producer LAIN curated content experience should stay tuned for future announcements! For the meantime, you can show your respect by playing Fortnite with her in our discord.Don't forget to donate to the fundraiser for our friends who have been displaced in Gaza! The Himdan Family is fundraising to afford basic supplies. We also ask you to please share the link as widely as possible so their goal can be reached soon.OKAY BYE!♡ Virgil

Kenny and Virgil don some overalls and get to work as they return to their Seed Oils series! In this episode, they help the feeble and sickly Bolsonaro launder some cows and get them squeaky clean. Your favorite they-devils peer down using satellite imagery to analyze the dairy and beef industry within the Amazon Rainforest. And trust me, Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, they find more than just one Inconvenient Truth. Deforestation, milk taxonomy, cow fraud and yes, those pesky government cheese caves. You won't want to miss this.Join our Discord!PatreonWebsiteMerchTwitterWorks Cited and Further Reading:Amazon Deforestation Satellite Study (INPE)Protected areas still used to produce Brazil's cattle (Conservation Letters Journal)Deforestation Linked to Agriculture (WRI)Cattle Production at a Glance (USDA)How Illegal Land Grabs in Brazil's Amazon Feed the Global Beef Industry (OCCRP)Slaughtering in the Amazon (Greenpeace)Brazil cuts environment budget despite climate summit pledge (BBC)Brazil sacks officials who curbed deforestation on Amazon indigenous lands (MongaBay)Emails Show the Meatpacking Industry Drafted an Executive Order to Keep Plants Open (ProPublica)Examining the Decline in U.S. Per Capita Consumption of Fluid Cow's Milk, 2003–18 (USDA)Government Recommended Dietary Guidelines (dietaryguidelines.gov)Fluid Milk Consumption Continues Downward Trend, Proving Difficult to Reverse (USDA)Aubrey Plaza Wood for Milking Commercial (YouTube)All other sources for this episode are on our website

This episode has been freed from our Patreon. See this update about the future of our Patreon for more information,From April 9th, 2023:Good day, Paypigs. This episode we talk about violence in video games and travel back in time to the Clinton Era. We examine how this Power Couple was a force to be reckoned with when it came to video games. Were they just bad at GTA or were they on to something? Paypigs, you'll learn a lot, per usual, in this ep.. so grab a chili mango buzzball and listen to ur fave they-devils as you prepare your mid-morning drive to brunch with the girls.Join our Discord!PatreonWebsiteMerchTwitterWorks Cited and Further Reading:Utah State Shooting Threat - Anita Sarkeesian VisitTrumps Video Game MeetingAre video games breeding an assassination generationSupreme Court Has Ruled; Now Games Have a DutySenator Clinton on violent video games A Brief History of Video Game Violence BlameWiki for US Senate hearings on Video GamesBill Clinton Addressing Juvenile ViolenceFTC Addressing Violent Entertainment Marketed for JuvenilesCongressional Record of Newt Gingrich SpeechNYT - Death Race Game Gains Favor But Not With The Safety CouncilPresident Trump and Bipartisan Members of Congress in Meeting on School and Community Safety

Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, we need your help! A family in Gaza displaced by Wasreal's attacks is fundraising in order to afford basic necessities - food, clean water, medicine, diapers, tents to have a less crowded living arrangement. If you have over $1000 in your bank account right now, we are asking that you please donate $5 to this verified gofundme. We know our listener data metrics; it would be possible to meet this fundraiser's goal before our next release if each of you could spare just $3. If you have less than $1000, copy the link so you can share it directly with your friends and on social media.—Beware! The boot on your car and those unpaid parking tickets are ruses by traffickers to distract you while they sneak up behind you with a burlap sack. Spin around three times, throw salt over your shoulder and yell "traffy no traffic!" We promise this works.In the final episode of this series, Kenny and Virgil dive into the ways the media presents sex industry bosses, as shrewd businessmen or common evil-doers, exploiting a system that allows them to do what they please. We follow the money and crunch the numbers to see how much wealth sex workers creates for OF, and how much they earn.It wouldn't be a BSN episode without a material analysis: from the E-pimps, to the chatters, to the sex workers themselves. We cut zip ties off doors to learn the signs of a true trafficking victim online, and why they are so difficult to find.When a man monopolizes a system built on shoving sex workers behind paywalls and dark corners, when sex workers call for a boycott amid alleged AIPAC donations, what can those who want to "support sex workers" do besides mindlessly supporting a company?Our Discord!WebsiteTwitterVirgilKendallLainWorks CitedHow Influencers are Being Talked into Porn on OnlyFansThe E-Pimps of Only FansInstagram Connects Vast Pedophile NetworkExpert Analysis of CSAM on OnlyFansDamning probes find Instagram is key link connecting pedophile ringsOnlyFans Seeks New Funding Valuation Above $1 Billon

We have a confession to make, Paypigs and Prayer Warriors: Unlike Lil Wayne, we are not in fact, down like the economy. We do not understand the blockchain. But fear not! In part two of our series on the elusive CEO of OnlyFans, Kenny and Virgil brought on resident Money Understander, Greg of Gorilla Radio Show. Together, they look into the lawsuit against Admin Leo and Meta. They also analyze the sparing, neoliberal coverage of OnlyFans, peek inside Leo's Ethereum wallet, take a little trip to Belize to look at some offshore accounts, and ask a fundamental question: When everyone assumes your business is too ugly to look at, what can you get away with even when the lights are on?Join our Discord!PatreonWebsiteMerchTwitterVirgil's TwitterKendall's TwitterLain's TwitterGreg's TwitterWorks CitedMeta Executives 'Inadvertently' Identified in OnlyFans Bribery Suit (gizmodo.com) Dangaard v Instagram Incorrectly Filed Document (arstechnica)Facebook accused of blacklisting OnlyFans' rivals (bbc.com)OnlyFans 'Suspicious Activity Reports' Mostly Show that Banks Hate Sex Work (vice.com)Admin Leo's Ethereum WalletHow Influencers are Being Talked into Porn on OnlyFans (The Times)

Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, you enjoy living don't you? We love living here at Big Soy Naturals LLC, we love breathing and living and I, Producer Lain, have never thought about killing myself. Just thought I'd let everyone know that! We

If you, dear listener, much like our hosts, have been bombarded with images of sweat soaked men who have the hue of Red 40 espousing the virtues of raw meat diets and how seed oils will destroy the nuclear family, you are in good company. In the first episode of their series "100% Grass-Fed Traditional Masculinity and Big Government are Coming for Your Seed Oils," Kenny and Virgil walk through the grocery aisles and discuss the history of the United States' involvement in intervening in the diet of the public. Why would the government want you to think bacon is epic, mere months after an H1N1 virus outbreak devastates the pork industry? Won't someone think of the poor Smithfield Foods CEO? Together, we will dive into the government funded cheese caves and come out with enough seed oils for every boy and girl and nonbinary child to consume to their heart's content.Join our Discord!PatreonWebsiteMerchTwitterVirgil's TwitterKendall's TwitterLain's TwitterWorks CitedCDC 2009 H1N1 ReportSwine Flu Originated in Mexico, Researchers Report (ScienceDaily)The Global Trade of Live Animals in Eight Charts (The Guardian)In New Theory, Swine Flu Started in Asia, Not Mexico (New York Times)Bacon Trends: Sustained Demand (Meat + Poultry)

Kenny and Virgil are LIVE outside FuckJerry Headquarters holding signs with opinions on them. Opinions like "jeans feel weird" and "your suspiciously meticulous zionist posting schedule is duly noted." They look at FuckJerry's content before and after October 7th and dive deep into the history of the content-farm juggernaut. Peering into the looking glass made by a tech bro at his prime (the 2010s), your favorite they-devils dare to ask the question: what does silence and action look like for a corporate content creator?Join our Discord!PatreonWebsiteMerchTwitterVirgil's TwitterKendall's TwitterLain's Twitter

Sing Hallelujah, Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors. The horseshoe of "it's so over" has swung up into "we're so back" territory and Big Soy Naturals is back in new form. Virgil is clicking on less viruses and Kenny is following even less directions as your they-devils help you navigate the world of meeting your partner's parents, telling lies, dating AI Chat bots, and finally maybe putting a lid on the "if Kenny autistic, why cool with friends?" debacle.

Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, get ready for a raunchy, irreverent and feminist take on fucking! From the minds over at Fartstool Ports, two they/thems give you the hottest takes on sex and dating through the lens of everyone's favorite bad bitch: Andrea Dworkin! Together they take on their sworn nemesis, Call Her Daddy. Comparing both the words of a late scholar and a fully alive Blonde Woman, Call Them Stigmas seek to get at why heterosexual women put themselves in positions to be hurt by men who don't see them as fully realized individuals.Join our Discord!PatreonWebsiteMerchTwitterVirgil's TwitterKendall's TwitterLain's Twitter

Hi Paypigs + Prayer Warriors, it has been a while - if you're in our Discord, you've been updated with the latest info regarding our delays with episodes. Inshallah things will get easier - in the meantime enjoy this lovely episode with the even lovelier Ashlyn!Join our Discord!PatreonWebsiteMerchTwitterVirgil's TwitterKendall's TwitterLain's TwitterAshlyn's Twitter

Diversity win, pay pigs and prayer warriors! This drone strike was launched by a gamer. In the final part of our Drone Strike series, Kenny and Virgil talk about how, as their recruitment numbers plummet, the US Department of Defense has made modern relationships with Silly-con Valley. Breaking down the summits with Google, to the hands shaken on university campuses and in start-up open plan offices, your They-Devils reflect on what led us here, and what we can expect to come hurtling at us, piloted by an Xbox Controller. Join our Discord!PatreonWebsiteMerchTwitterVirgil's TwitterKendall's TwitterLain's TwitterWorks Cited and Further Reading:Remarks by Secretary Mattis on the National Defense StrategyUS military chief says tech giants should work with PentagonUS military teams up with Silicon Valley to revolutionize the battlefieldUnable To Recruit Enough Techies, The Military Is Partnering With Universities and Start-UpsThe Military-Technological Complex: How the US Army Works With the Civilian Tech IndustryActivision Blizzard Xbox Merger AnnouncementMicrosoft Closing In On $70 Billion Deal To Buy Activision BlizzardThis Was Inevitable'Hack the Pentagon' Pilot Program Opens for RegistrationMicrosoft Employees Open Letter to the CEOAdditional Citations

We sat down with a Hollywood insider and learned exactly what's going on - we find out, with the help of our expert guest, why writers are striking, what industries are showing solidarity with writers and if we need to worry about a second coming of Dr Horrible.outro: YMRM by OgrePatreonWebsiteMerchTwitterVirgil's TwitterKendall's TwitterLain's TwitterAshlyn's Twitter

Prayer Warriors, rejoice! You have asked us questions, and we have told you more lies. Initially, this was meant to be a pay pig exclusive. But Producer Lain, channeling Reagan, asked us to tear down this paywall. We need to get our streaming numbers up soon, or our CEO Elon Musk has threatened to increase the minimum Patreon amount to $8. In this Hotline episode, we talk about how to maximize outputs during your hoe era, what to do about an unrequited crush, how to survive white suburbia, and make friends when you have sexy and off putting vibes (autism). Call into our Hotline (609) 285-3494 !note: our website is going through a redesign ! soon you will find all our citations and a bunch of other mind expanding content thereoutro: Disneyland by OgreJoin our Discord!PatreonWebsiteMerchTwitterVirgil's TwitterKendall's TwitterLain's Twitter

This week we spoke to author Lauren Badillo Milici about their favorite Saints, Catholicism, and Fall Out Boy - Lauren takes us on a journey through her creative mind with humor and wit. This is a fun one - be sure to check out Lauren's latest work ‘Sad Sexy Catholic' !FYI - Both our hosts were traveling this ep so the audio quality is a little not amazing this ep. we are certain youre cool with that though..note: our website is going through a redesign ! soon you will find all our citations and a bunch of other mind expanding content thereJoin our Discord!PatreonWebsiteMerchTwitterLauren's TwitterVirgil's TwitterKendall's TwitterLain's Twittermusic cred- Outro: Radio Tower by Ogre

Gamers rise up! Today, Kenny and Virgil finally talk about a video game. In the 2000s, the military was facing a crisis: teens thought the military and dying in an imperialist war effort was cringe. And in the midst of a PR crisis, a national disaster and Ludacris' birthday, the game America's Army was born. A game meant to train your child for the War On Terror from the comfort of your home. Your favorite they-devils take a look on how the game was made, how it was played, and what exactly, the military was trying to say to the youth of America in the wake of 9/11.note: our website is going through a redesign ! soon you will find all our citations and a bunch of other mind expanding content thereJoin our Discord!PatreonWebsiteMerchTwitterVirgil's TwitterKendall's TwitterLain's TwitterWorks Cited and Further Reading:Theaters of warMilitary Recruitment through TwitchBehind the Scenes of COD: Modern WarfareCOD & the Military Industrial ComplexWaPo - If video games spur gun violence, it's only in the United Statesmusic cred:Intro/Outro: Virgil MastersDramatic music: Immense by Keys of Moon | https://soundcloud.com/keysofmoonMusic promoted by https://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/Creative Commons CC BY 4.0https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

WE HAVE A DISCORD NOW! JOIN THE BIG SOY DISCORD: https://discord.gg/eeY2h4dYOkay, about the actual episode…Video games were so crucial for George Bush and his friends to accomplish their mission during the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. Part 2 traces the origins and justifications of the War on Terror, and connects the post-Cold War scrambling for new wars by defense contractors, US officials, military leaders and right wing intellectuals to the rise of video games as a pedagogical method and recruitment tool.note: our website is going through a redesign ! soon you will find all our citations there.PatreonWebsiteMerchTwitterVirgil's TwitterKendall's TwitterLain's TwitterWorks Cited and Further Reading:War Play by Cory MeadClash of Civilizations by Samuel HuntingtonEnd of History and the Last Man by Francis Fukuyama

There is a pipeline from video games to the US military and it goes forward and backward and side to side, just like the buttons on your Gameboy Advanced. In this first installment, we look at the history of video game development and learn that when there was only one set of footprints in the sand, that was when the eternal war machine was carrying you, dear gamer. We come very close to accusing Activision of doing 9/11, but we show some restraint.PatreonWebsiteMerchTwitterVirgil's TwitterKendall's TwitterLain's TwitterWorks Cited and Further Reading:US Army e-sports fake prize giveawayPrince Harry on Afghanistan7 years of reports from the Marine Corps entertainment liaison officePentagon and Call Of Duty linkedAtlantic Council Board of DirectorsAtlantic Council donorsAtlantic Council - Chance GlascoActivision Blizzard - Frances TownsendBush era torture apologist at ActivisionFrances MemoActivision Blizzard - Brian BulatoEating For Free - Captain Marvel & The U.S. Military's Hollywood Propaganda Machine (Part One)

Lonelies and the Perpetually Unlucky in Loves, rejoice! For your divine theminines are here to give you romantic advice. Unfortunately, a lot of you are even more mentally ill this year. And so, in her infinite grace and wisdom, special guest Joan Summers has come on behalf of Saint Valentine to help Kenny and Virgil help you decide what to do about unwanted crushes, friends having affairs, choosing the right e-girl, and whether moving will solve all your problems.Part two is on our patreon linked below!(ran into a few audio issues this episode, if you have any questions or concerns please forward them to your local congressperson with subject line: Give Lain The Key To All The Cities. Thank you.)PatreonTwitterVirgil's TwitterKendall's TwitterLain's TwitterJoan's Twitter

This week, your heroes — Kenny, Virgil, & Greg, dive into Dumbledore's hole for the very last time. We assemble the final pieces of the rationality puzzle including the clandestine labor practices of ChatGPT and what it takes to build the Cyber Truck (Not Sponsored). Finally, with Valentine's day right around the corner, we wrap the episode with a tender look at Yudkowsky's OKCupid profile and determine if we're a match to join his poly dance card!intro song: AI Blues by Crooks & Nanniesoutro song: Houses by Touch Excellent

The girls are fighting here in Dumbledore's hole! In contrast to the evil computer hive mind that has all these rich people wetting the bed, most of them are not in complete agreement on how this spooky microchip is actually supposed to work. This week, Kenny, Virgil and Greg talk about Mark Zuckerberg shade, Grimes' chat with a glorified Akinator, OkCupid, and Virgil uses their math degree to explain us a thing.

Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Basilisk? A lot of people apparently. But don't feel bad, pay pigs and prayer warriors, they are all the worst. This week, it's part two of Dumbledore's Hole. Kenny, Virgil, and Greg are spelunking deeper into this old wizard's caverns to find the Singularity Believer's most fearsome enemy; Roko's Basilisk. But why does a (very very dumb) thought experiment written by a forum poster have some of the richest, most powerful people in the world trembling under their blankets in their race-car beds? Your three favorite AI-generated podcasters aim to find out!

It's a big one, prayer warriors and pay pigs. Kenny and Virgil are headed down Dumbledore's Hole into the Realm of Singularity and the School of Less Wrong, a theory that may or may not have been invented by a published fanfic writer who is so terrified of death that he takes 100 pills a day. Joined by the level-headed economics understander, Greg of Gorilla Radio Show, the trio take a gander at a world filled with rouge AI, rationalism, atheist movements, private islands, "think tanks", libertarians, rational polyamory, Harry Potter, Jeffrey Epstein connections, and Grimes. All to find out one question: why are the richest, self-labeled autodidacts so afraid of their own machines?PatreonWebsiteMerchTwitterVirgil's TwitterKendall's TwitterGreg's TwitterGorilla Radio ShowWorks Cited and Further Reading:Futuarchy: Vote Values, But Bet BeliefsThe DAO: the future of decentralized governanceOvercoming Bias: Two Types of EnvyPolicy Analysis MarketSilicon Valley Questions the Meaning of LifeRichard Smith: Will I Make it to 2045 and Become Immortal?At the Growing Billionaires' Dinner, Tech Stars Move to Grown-Ups' TableRationalismWikiHistory of Less Wrong

New Year, New Thems. In the inaugural two parter episode of season two of Big Soy Naturals, Kenny and {NAME REDACTED} have teamed up once again to one-up Obama in his quest to impress ethereal bisexuals*. In the first episode, they talk books and prove that they are literate. In part two, your favorite hosts discuss film, music, video games, world events, and what resolutions YOU could make this year, since they are already perfect.TwitterWebsitePatreonVirgil's TwitterKendall's TwitterVirgil's TumblrKendall's Tumblr

New Year, New Thems. In the inaugural two parter episode of season two of Big Soy Naturals, Kenny and {NAME REDACTED} have teamed up once again to one-up Obama in his quest to impress ethereal bisexuals*. In the first episode, they talk books and prove that they are literate. In part two, your favorite hosts discuss film, music, video games, world events, and what resolutions YOU could make this year, since they are already perfect.TwitterWebsitePatreonVirgil's Twitter Kendall's TwitterVirgil's Tumblr Kendall's Tumblr

To the moon, pay pigs and prayer warriors! Ceres has a public service announcement: despite the crypto crash, bananacoin remains unnaffected, much to the relief of the Kennedy family. But while the #1 cryptocurrency of leftist cafes in the global north remains strong, we need to talk about the cryptocrash. Kendall and Ceres have taken on the emotional labor and are ready to explain the FTX scandal to you, but more importantly, make fun of a tumblrina. The they-devils come out the other side of the cryptohole with an important lesson: behind every ugly libertarian man is a femcel girlblogger taking on the load of rational thinking. PatreonTwitterWebsiteCeres' TwitterKendall's TwitterCeres' TumblrKendall's TumblrWorks Cited and Further Reading:Polyamory, penthouses and plenty of loans: inside the crazy world of FTXFTX's In-House Performance Coach Is Just as Surprised as You AreSam Bankman-Fried doesn't read. That tells us everything.Caroline's tumblr archivesHarry Potter and the Methods of RationalityBillionaires like Elon Musk want to save civilization by having tons of genetically superior kids. Inside the movement to take 'control of human evolution.'

This Thanksgiving (or is it TAKES-giving? you decide, pay pigs and prayer warriors) skip arguing with your New Dork Crimes reading uncle or Q-Pilled Cousin about sexual mutual aid and instead tune into the 300 IQ grand debate between Ceres and Gorilla Radio Show co-host, Greg. The ultimate communist shonen main characters battle it out over neighbor chili, bisexuality and pansexuality, reading theory, sex work, and more!This is part 1, for part two, tune into Gorilla Radio Show, out now!PatreonTwitterWebsiteCeres' TwitterKendall's TwitterCeres' TumblrLISTEN TWO PART TWO ON GORILLA RADIO SHOW NOW

Do you know how to spell ICUP, prayer warriors and pay pigs? Let me google that for you. This week, Kendall and Ceres are joined by the incomparable Ashlyn to talk about the decline of google. Between SEO, a corrupt conglomerate, and a lack of media literacy, google has been on a steep decline. Looking deep in the caverns of page two of the google results, will Kendall, Ceres and Ashlyn discover a way beyond the ads? Or are redditors and tiktok users the scholars of our foreseeable future?PatreonTwitterWebsiteCeres' TwitterKendall's TwitterCeres' TumblrKendall's TumblrAshlyn does not wish to be percievedWorks Cited and Further Reading:Monster Truck Names2020 Presidential Candidates Fave Comfort FoodsHow Google Eats a Business WholeGoogle CTR in 2018How "Israel" Employs Google to Oppress PalestiniansGoogle's GatekeepersHow We Searched Before SearchFor Gen Z, TikTok is the New Search EngineA history of Google Ad LabelingSadGrl's Surfing the Web ResourcesGoogle's 'Don't Be Evil' SloganHere Let Me Google That For YouA Rough Guide to the Internet BookWonderbread Deviantart Guy

Pucker up those lips, prayer warriors and pay pigs. Ceres and Kendall are riding down the Gamer Tunnel of Love with ValiDate writer and 300 IQ genius hottie, Sam Taub to talk about ValiDate, the true importance of representation in media, game writing, ethical working conditions in gaming, and who we kin with in the game (Hint: Ceres is deeply Ashlie-Coded).PatreonTwitterWebsiteCeres' TwitterKendall's TwitterSam's TwitterPlay ValiDate!Works Cited:The Dissolution Of The ZA/UM Cultural Association by Martin Luiga

Prayer ghouls and pay goblins, get ready for a spooooky halloween night of tales from beyond the geocities grave. Listen in terror as Kendall and Ceres describe Marvel Cinemasins creepypastas, haunted queer coffeeshops, and possessed sex dolls owned by Erika Moen. PatreonTwitterWebsiteCeres' TwitterKendall's TwitterMonkey's Paw by AustinLetter from a White Listener by StevenAnathemy inspired by Anatomy by Kitty Horrorshow

Preparing their underground bunker for the Swiftie Invasion, Kendall and Ceres have obtained the leaked version of Taylor Swift's new album, Midnights. Off-the-cuff and for once, topical, they dive deep into the infinity-scarfed void to find the sacred eyeliner sharp enough to kill a man while discussing copyright abolition, the music industry, and how the album is bad. Jack Antonoff you will not see heaven!PatreonTwitterWebsiteCeres' TwitterKendall's Twitter

Buckle up frickfracks, prayer warriors and pay pigs, we're telling another tumblr story of yore. Unlike the E-girls on youtube, however, we can read. This week, Kendall and Ceres are traveling back to a time where bacon was epic and beards were shmexy to reflect on the fallen queen of tumblr, Pizza. They talk about her rise, her fall, and the tricky, seedy world of content monetization in the early days of the internet.PatreonTwitterWebsiteCeres' TwitterKendall's TwitterWorks Cited and Further Reading:The Secret Lives of Tumblr TeensRise and Fall of Jess Miller's Pizza EmpireWayback Machine Archive of PizzaInventing Reality by Michael ParentiTumblr's Book Deal DirectoryTumblr: "We're pretty opposed to advertising"No Regrets for Founder of Tumblr After Yahoo Sale Pizza being racistPizza's Beyonce PostObama: Kanye West is a Jackass! [ACTUAL AUDIO]Alleged Google Ad Sense LeakNew Lawsuit Accuses Google of AdSense FraudCara Reynolds' dies of raspberry ketone pill overdose

Pay pigs and prayer warriors, we come to you with tragic news. Unfortunately, Kenny has perished in a tragic dressage horse related incident. However, due to their connection to the Kennedys, they will be back and stronger than ever due to the same cybernetics that they gave to Robert Kennedy. And rejoice! for the All-Mother of Big Soy Naturals, the legendary Joan Summer of Eating for Free has arrived to replace Kendall. This week, Ceres and Joan tackle the Protestant sexual politic of the incoming generations. Where every other two bit verified Twitter user has gotten it wrong, your they and she-devils are here to get it right. The duo talk about the trend of sexual puritanism and how it all ties back to FOSTA-SESTA, hyper-individualism, a commodity-based culture, and a rise in the belief that sexual relations should be used only to produce new labor. Stay on that sigma grindset! And by grindset we mean grinding your genitals together in public. PatreonTwitterWebsiteCeres' TwitterKendall's TwitterJoan's TwitterListen to Eating for Free!Works Cited and Further Reading:Glamdemon2004 InterviewCasual Sex is Out, Companionship is InHow the Catholic World is ChangingCompton's Cafeteria RiotFOSTA SESTA Threatens the Internet As We Know ItTrends in Frequency of Sexual Activity 18-44 through 2000-2018Negotiations by Herbert MarcuseI saw Goody Proctor at the Devil's Sacrament!

After waiting in line for five years, Kenny and Ceres have made it to the Museum of Ice Cream and as a reward, are receiving one extra hour in the sprinkle pit. The they-devils take a retrospective look at the Museum of Ice Cream. An "art installation" that birthed a massive swath of pop up instagram photo ops around the US and beyond. Looking at the history of participatory art, and the slow death of community spaces, Kendall and Ceres ask the question: what will happen to our public space in the near future as the role of influencer becomes the average career?PatreonTwitterWebsiteCeres' TwitterKendall's TwitterWorks Cited and Further Reading:Baby Ceres and White Egypt GirlArtificial Hells by Claire BishopMarina Abramovic's Gala DinnerWafaa Bilal's Shoot an IraqiFelix Gonzales-Toress' Untitled (Portrait of Ross in L.A.)Museum of Ice Cream Los Angeles Video TourMuseum of Ice Cream Official Website The Millennial Walt Disney by Jake StangelThe Culture Industry: Enlightenment as Mass Deception by disney adult Theodor Adorno and Max HorkheimerThe Third Place and the Starbucks EmpireThe Dead Mall Series on YouTube

Pay pigs, hold onto your Cookie Monster Snapbacks and Shutter Shades, Prayer Warriors, Grab your Jeffrey Campbell Litas and High-Low Skirts. In part two of our Austerity-Core series, Kendall, Ceres, and special guest Nicola Fumo dig deep into the cyclical trend cycle and the sociopolitical implications of a pair of denim shorts. Using the 2008 recession as a starting point, they peer into the world of hemlines, fast fashion, dead malls, minimalism and maximalism and find 0ut exactly why the TikTok trend analysis careerists are getting it all wrong.PatreonTwitterWebsiteCeres' TwitterKendall's TwitterNicola's TwitterNicola's Podcast Identity Crisis

POV: The year is 2008. You've got an iPod classic because it has the most storage. You're blasting "No Air" by Jordan Sparks while Ira Glass is talking about a financial recession on your mom's car radio. Obama may or may not be president. You're wearing a Blood on the Dancefloor T Shirt. It's the best and worst year of your life. As a new financial recession looms ever closer, Kendall and Ceres wonder about which end of the Aesthetics Ouroboros western culture will crawl out of. In their infinite wisdom, the they-devils have invited local tastemaker and hipster expert, Nicola Fumo, to talk about the aesthetic ouvre of culture in the era of the Great Recession that they lovingly call Austerity Core. In part one, they talk about music, television, and online culture.PatreonTwitterWebsiteCeres' TwitterKendall's TwitterNicola's TwitterNicola's Podcast Identity CrisisWorks Cited and Further Reading:Intermarriage in the U.S. 50 Years After Loving v. Virginia from Pew Research CenterTop 40 Radio Has a Rap Problem2007 CNN Youtube Democratic Debate PlaylistUr So Gay by Katy PerryKim Kardashian Bares All

Tragically, Kendall has taken a break this week to prepare interns at their high paying job at Goldman Sachs. But in her place, Riley joins Ceres to tackle more hard-hitting mental wellness questions! Two genius IQs tackle when it's okay to look through your partner's phone, how to beat the Lain-pilled allegations, and what it's like to have Causing Problems On Purpose Disorder.PatreonTwitterWebsiteCeres' TwitterKendall's TwitterRiley's Twitter

Put on your NFT Maison Margiela Blouse and step into the Metaverse, Paypigs and Prayer Warriors! Today, Kendall and Ceres take a look at everyone's favorite Gen Z Polygonal Influencer, Lil Miquela. They look into her mysterious history, her deliberate obfuscation of her origins, and what exactly a Hatsune Miku made in a board room to sell clothes implies about the influencer career at large.PatreonTwitterWebsiteCeres' TwitterKendall's TwitterWorks Cited and Further Reading:Light Yagami Lip FillersVirtual Influencer Miquela Is Pacsun's Newest AmbassadorMiquela's faux-body positivity postMiquela's Defund The Police postMiquela's SA VlogThe Age of the Instagram FaceMiquela, the Uncanny CGI Virtual Influencer, Signs With CAALil Miquela: From Metaverse To MassesA Computer-Generated, Pro-Trump Instagram Model Said She Hacked Lil Miquela, Another CGI Instagram ModelThe makers of the virtual influencer, Lil Miquela, snag real money from Silicon ValleyWe Can't Get Enough of This Drama Between Two 'Virtual Instagram Influencers'Trevor McFedries on How to Build Authentic Connection At Scale for the Masters of Scale podcastLil Miquela Is A Virtual Artist Who Is Blurring The Boundaries Of IdentityThe Problematic Fakery Of Lil Miquela Explained—An Exploration Of Virtual Influencers and RealnessLil Miquela and the virtual influencer hype, explained

Live from the Los Angeles Crypto Dot Com Courthouse Arena Convention Center, Kendall and Ceres are hosting the Annual Mental Wellness Symposium Presented by BananaCoin and Peter Thiel. Your favorite they-devils answer questions like how to deal with a boyfriend who is a chronic Twitch Stream Watcher, whether sex and intimacy can ever be separated, how to survive high school, whether Kenny's autism is a flawtism, and more!PatreonTwitterWebsiteCeres' TwitterKendall's TwitterWorks Cited and Further Reading:Embrace Autism

TW: Sexual Assault mention from 01:41:00 to 01:43:02"But I am even more than the two of them. Everything they care about is what I am. I am their fury. I am their patience. I am a conversation." - Rebecca Sugar PHD of Gem StudiesHello pay pigs! Kendall and Ceres stripping down and pulling off our meat suits to exxxplore the second chapter of Andrea Dworkin's Intercourse, Skinless. In this episode, your they-devils peel back the layers in the most metaphorical chapter of the book. They explore what it means to truly feel the intimacy of another person, and the transcendental nature of acknowledging your sexual partner's person-hood. They also look into what happens when the nerds and the freaks that are paving the so-called "future" go to extreme lengths to take person-hood out of sex. Also, they begrudingly acknowledge that maybe Steven Universe was right after all. Patreon: patreon.com/bigsoynaturalsTwitter: https://twitter.com/BigSoyNaturalsWebsite: https://bigsoyuniverse.neocities.org/Ceres' TwitterKendall's TwitterWorks Cited and Further Reading:Intercourse by Andrea DworkinWe Live in Public Metaverse: Another Cesspool of Toxic Content by SumofUs Of Course We'll Have Sex With Robots—But Will We Ever Actually Date Them? by Karley Sciortino Stronger Than You

Radioheads, grab your bananacoin! After getting the perspective from an abortion rights activist in a state with well-established orgs and networks, Kendall and Ceres get to hear from someone in a state run by a trillion dollar religious institution full of no-fun-having dorks. Greg from Gorilla Radio Show joins the they-devils and talks about the struggles Utah has been facing, fractured organizing efforts, protest safety, and how being bald with facial hair makes you ethnic by Mormon standards. Bonus! Kendall gets cancelled for misgendering Ceres. PatreonTwitterWebsiteCeres' TwitterKendall's TwitterGreg's TwitterGorilla Radio ShowWorks Cited and Further Reading:Find Your Local Abortion FundUtah Abortion FundRose Park Brown BeretsUtah State Rep. Says Women Can Control ‘Intake of SemenChubby Sexy by Robbie Tripp

"his repulsion not in the woman's body, not in her inherent nature, but in sexual intercourse, the nature of the act: what it means; the inequality of the sexes intrinsic to it; its morbid consequences to the dignity and self-esteem of men. Like and Subscribe, and hit that bell for notifications." Andrea DworkinIn the inaugural episode of MYONSOF, Ceres and Kendall cover the first chapter of Andrea Dworkin's Intercourse: Repulsion. They take a peak behind the door of Male Sexuality to see how the sausage is made. and open their post-nut clarity third eye to view life through the perspective of our modern male archetypes: The jovial Chads, like the disgraced YouTuber-turned-Podcaster Logan Paul and his merry band of brothers on Impaulsive; and the seething Virgins, like the bashful proto-incels in Sara Gardephe's 2011 documentary Shyboys IRL. Join your favorite they-devils, dear paypigs, as they explore the reason why, in the afterglow and abstainment of sex, do men feel that women are the reason for their loneliness, isolation, and their inability to make a human connection?Patreon: patreon.com/bigsoynaturalsTwitter: https://twitter.com/BigSoyNaturalsWebsite: https://bigsoyuniverse.neocities.org/Ceres' TwitterKendall's TwitterWorks Cited and Further Reading:Intercourse by Andrea Dworkin Leo Tolstoy Impaulsive Shy Boys IRL (2011) by Sara Gardephe Hasan Piker Said He Went to a Brothel, Igniting Sex Work Debate by Samantha Cole

Your problematic fave. A phrase heard around the world. But where did it come from? Who gave us the label used for such titans as Andrew Hussie, Jennifer Lawrence, Azealia Banks and Light Yagami? Today, on a very special episode, Kendall and Ceres interview Liat Kaplan, creator of the infamous tumblr blog YourFaveIsProblematic. They discuss the events that lead up to the creation of the blog, the rise and fall, the evolution of celebrity culture, writing an article for the New Dork Crimes, and the 2010s tumblr era that shaped us all.PatreonTwitterWebsiteCeres' TwitterKendall's TwitterLiat's TwitterLiat's InstagramWorks Cited and Further Reading:Your Fave Is Problematic BlogMy Year of Grief and Cancellation by Liat KaplanCancelled at 17 by Elizabeth Weil

We're stomping on the gas going 2 Fast, 2 Furious for our second episode on abortion rights. Following up our reading on the past, we look toward the present and the future and talk to an incredible abortion rights activist, Frieda Bequeaith, about their work with one of the oldest abortion funds in the country, the Iowa Abortion Access fund. We also talk about what it's been like to live in a state where abortion rights has been an ongoing fight for years, why Planned Parenthood sucks, what to expect when you're organizing, the importance of inclusive language and messaging, and what you can do as an average citizen to help in the fight that effects us all. We really encourage you check out the works cited on this one.PatreonTwitterWebsiteCeres' TwitterKendall's TwitterFrieda's InstagramFrieda's TwitterWorks Cited and Further Reading:The Iowa Abortion Access FundGreat Plains Action SocietyIowa Jane CollectiveAbortion Language GuideAbortion Access Front Virtual Activist TrainingBig Door Brigade's Mutual Aid ResourcesDigital Security GuideSelf Managed Abortion InformationFind you local abortion fund!Find your local "Crisis Pregnancy Center"And how to organize against those centers

Living in unprecedented times calls for unprecedented measures, and Kendall and Ceres are tearing down the paywall today to bring you a very special episode of their Dworkin Reader series: My Year of Not Sucking and Fucking. This week, in light of the Roe v. Wade ruling, your they-devils take a look at two relevant works of writing, both Andrea Dworkin's Right Wing Women, and Fred Hampton's 1969 speech It's A Class Struggle Goddamnit! Using these two sources, they look at the historical timeline of abortion rights and activism, the sexual freedom movement of the sixities couples with the civil rights movement and the Black Panther party's analysis of class issues. Big Soy Naturals is here to ask the question: How do we get ready for the class and gender war that's hurtling at us at 100,ooo miles per hour, and what alliances do we form?Patreon: patreon.com/bigsoynaturalsTwitter: https://twitter.com/BigSoyNaturalsWebsite: https://bigsoyuniverse.neocities.org/Ceres' TwitterKendall's TwitterWorks Cited and Further Reading:Right Wing Women by Andrea DworkinIt's a Class Struggle Goddamit! by Fred HamptonAF Virtual Abortion Activist TrainingBig Door Brigade's Mutual Aid ToolboxPlan C Pills At-Home Abortion ResourcesNational Network of Abortion Funds

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a child of the 2010s and onward must be in want of an 'am I gay?' quiz" - Jane AustenThis week, in honor of Raytheon x Amazon Joint Slay Month, Kendall and Ceres test whether or not they're really bisexual thanks to the tried and true method of every queer child: googling the phrase "am I gay?" and taking several quizzes. Using their infinite knowledge, can our hosts prove that they are really a part of the LGBTQAA$9/11+ community?Patreon: patreon.com/bigsoynaturalsTwitter: https://twitter.com/BigSoyNaturalsWebsite: https://bigsoyuniverse.neocities.org/

If you could, would you make it so Diamond Joe Biden would never be president if it means that Fall Out Boy would never exist? This week, Kendall and Ceres have received thrilling new research from Dr. Stuart Little of the Omegaverse Symposium of Slick Studies. As they dive into the potential for genetic determination of A/B/O biology, they also talk about alternate timelines that could have been, Gravity's Rainbow, and a BIPOC Reparations Fundraiser/Birthday Party/College Graduation that threatens to ruin Ceres' budding DJ Career.Patreon: patreon.com/bigsoynaturalsTwitter: https://twitter.com/BigSoyNaturalsWebsite: https://bigsoyuniverse.neocities.org/Ceres' TwitterKendall's TwitterWorks Cited and Further Reading:Kevin's College TipsEmo Never Dies: How Joe Biden helped kickstart the emo music genre by Kaitlyn FehrDetermination of the Internal Reproductive Development of the Embryonic Omega Male by Dr. Stuart Little