Ever read a children's book and thought to yourself, "What the hell did I just read?". Then this podcast is just for you! Skip the reading and let David comedically summarize and review some of your favorite and some of your not so favorite children's boo
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We review the book "Caps for Sale" by Esphyr Slobodkina.Support the Show.

We review the book "The Invisible String" by Patrice Karst.Support the show

We review the book "If I Were President" by Catherine Stier.Support the show

We review the book "Bug Sandwich" by Brady Smith.Support the show

We review the book "First the Egg" by Laura Vaccaro Seeger.Support the show

We review the celebrity book "Zilot & Other Important Rhymes" by Bob Odenkirk. Support the show

We review the book "A Tighty-Whitie Wind" by Izzy BSupport the show

We review the book "I Am a Backhoe" by Anna Grossnickle Hines.Support the show

We review the celebrity book "Keep Dancing Through" by Allison Holker Boss and Stephen "tWitch" Boss.Support the show

We review the book "The Bear Ate Your Sandwich" by Julia Sarcone-Roach.Support the show

We review the book "The Girl Who Makes a Million Mistakes" by Brenda Li.Support the show

We review the book "Good Night, Little Bear" by Jenny Palmer.Support the show

We review the celebrity book "The Serious Goose" by Jimmy Kimmel.Support the show

We review the book "Sock on the Loose" by Conor McGlauflin.Support the show

We review the book "Jack the builder" by Stuart J. Murphy.Support the show

We review the celebrity book "Grandude's Green Submarine" by Paul McCartney.Support the show

We review the book "Snow Day!" by Lester L. Laminack.Support the show

We review the book "Miss Nelson is Missing!" by Harry Allard.Support the show

We review the celebrity book "Built Together" by Mina Starsiak Hawk.Support the show

We review the book "The Carrot Seed" by Ruth Krauss.Support the show

We review the book "Owl Babies" by Martin Waddell.Support the show

We review the book "Over and Under the Snow" by Kate Messner.Support the show

We review the book "Time to Say Bye-Bye" by Maryann Cocca-Leffler.Support the show

We celebrate the New Year, reviewing the celebrity book "Every Little Thing" by Bob Marley adapted by Cedella Marley. Support the show

We ring in the New Year, reviewing the book "The Lucky Grapes A New Year's Eve Story" by Tracey Kyle.Support the show

To kick off the New Year, we review the book "Happy New Year, Spot!" by Eric Hill.Support the show

We review the celebrity Christmas book "The Princess" by Mariah Carey.Support the show

We review the Christmas book "Moo, Baa, Fa La La La La!" by Sandra Boynton. Support the show

We review the Christmas book "Santa's Underwear" by Marty Rhodes Figley.Support the show

We review the celebrity book "The Joy in You" by Cat Deeley.Support the show

We review the book "Hello, World! Solar System" by Jill McDonald.Support the show

We review the book "We Are Going to Be Pals!" Mark Teague.Support the show

We review the celebrity book "Mary Can!" by Mary J. Blige.Support the show

We review the book "Snowmen at Night" by Caralyn BuehnerSupport the show

We review the book "Mog's Christmas" by Judith KerrSupport the show

We review the book "How to Eat a Book" by Mrs. and Mr. MacLeod.Support the show

We review the book "Today I'm Strong" by Nadiya Hussain.Support the show

We review the book "Harold Loves His Woolly Hat" by Vern Kousky. Support the show

We review the book "Elves Are the Worst" by Alex Willan.Support the show

We review the book "Mel Fell" by Corey R. Tabor.Support the show

We review the celebrity book "Daisy and Josephine" by Melissa Gilbert.Support the show

We review the book "Fangsgiving" by Ethan Long.Support the show

We review the celebrity book "I'm Going to Have a Good Day!" by Tiania Haneline with Scarlett GraySupport the show

We review the book "Chicken Soup with Rice" by Maurice Sendak.Support the show

We review the book "Bad Kitty Does Not Like Thanksgiving" by Nick Bruel.Support the show

We review the celebrity book "Hair Love" by Matthew A. Cherry.Support the show

We review the book "Leaf Man" by Lois Ehlert.Support the show

We review the book "You Are My Happy" by Patricia Hegarty.Support the show

We review the book "Taylor the Thankful Turkey" by Sonica Ellis.Support the show

We review the celebrity book "Just Because" by Matthew McConaughey.Support the show

We review the book "Dancing for the Moon" by Alexandra Steeves.Support the show