Ya Know What I Mean

This episode is full of songs, full of quotes and full of peace and love. Listen in to hear stories of who we are, who we want to be and where we're going (this isn't true it just sounded good). Seriously packed with stories of childhood, adulthood, and the problems we're still trying to work on. Dumb Crime is about a man who kidnapped a woman to make her watch Roots to fix her racism.  Instagram https://www.instagram.com/mrwaters__/ https://www.instagram.com/ashlynnsalzano/  

Dylan Grassl is absolute trash and thats exactly what he gives us on this episode. Listen in as we talk about the difference between Hispanic thanksgiving and White (tasteless) thanksgiving, both of our first fight stories, and your siblings teaching you how to fight. The problem of the week is Dylans "temp job" and the new popularity of Incestral porn. Dumb crime is about three judges in Indiana who get shot at white castle.

Stewart Fullerton never graduated from high school and in this episode, it shows. Disney Plus is apart of the illuminati and instagram thinks they're saving the world by taking away likes. Our problem of the day is bosses we can't murder and MTA not being able to control the temperature at every station.. HOW DARE. Dumb crime is a game tune in to see if you know which celebrity committed what crime!!!  INSTAGRAM https://www.instagram.com/stewartandchill/ https://www.instagram.com/yaknowwhatimeanshow/ https://www.instagram.com/ashlynnsalzano/  

Comedian Ashlynn Salzano sits down with Co-Host of the week JJ Mattise. Listen in as they exchange stories of taking edibles, growing up with strict parents, and they discuss the question "can you do comedy and still be close to your friends?"   Problem of the week: Education  Dumb Crime: https://www.newser.com/story/282215/he-wanted-to-win-back-his-ex-so-he-broke-into-prison.html Instagram https://www.instagram.com/jjmattise/ https://www.instagram.com/ashlynnsalzano/ https://www.instagram.com/yaknowwhatimeanshow/    

Ashlynn Salzano sits down with lover, friend, and foe Kate Ryan to talk about all the fun things that come with fall like fake diets, pumpkin picking and the beginning of colds. The problem of the week is Anxiety and mental health issues. Dumb Crime is about a man who robs a bank for his wedding and his fiancee turns him in!!  DUMB CRIME: https://www.newser.com/story/281395/day-before-wedding-woman-tells-fiance-to-turn-himself-in.html INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/kateryan37/ https://www.instagram.com/yaknowwhatimeanshow/ https://www.instagram.com/ashlynnsalzano/  

Comedian Ashlynn Salzano sits down with her Co-host of the week, the witchiest witch of them all, Maggie Lalley. They discuss doing comedy out of town, the difference between the crowds, and scary childhood stories! Maggie's problems are that she 'she can't stand when she drinks' (I know), and that she sleeps too much. Dumb Crime is about skipping jury duty in Florida (i KNOW).    Dumb Crime: https://www.newser.com/story/281289/he-overslept-for-jury-duty-that-was-just-his-first-blunder.html Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/yaknowwhatimeanshow/ https://www.instagram.com/magslals/ https://www.instagram.com/ashlynnsalzano/  

Comedian Ashlynn Salzano sits down with her Co-host of the week Chris Metcalfe. Now I know you're like what? This dude again, I know I feel the same way! Theres some new news about the podcast, theres some new segments , and some wild stories! Go listen to new segment "whats ya problem?" and then dumb crime!  Dumb Crime: https://www.newser.com/story/280421/cops-captain-america-tried-his-hand-at-burglary.html   Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ashlynnsalzano/ https://www.instagram.com/chrismetcalfecomedy/ https://www.instagram.com/yaknowwhatimeanshow/  

Comedian Ashlynn Salzano sits down with Drew Drevyanko to talk about dating a performer, philly, and being bullied. Tip of the day is from your friendly tall/small person, good news is about a 7 year old who is better than the rest of us, dumb crime is about a man who fakes his own kidnapping so that his wife feels bad for him... love ? its crazy right.    GOOD NEWS: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/good-news/the-boy-who-spent-his-disney-vacation-savings-on-dorian-evacuees-gets-a-surprise-trip-to-disney-world/ar-AAH1Ur9 DUMB CRIME: https://www.newser.com/story/280223/man-admits-he-staged-kidnapping-to-get-wifes-sympathy.html INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/drev_yanko/ https://www.instagram.com/ashlynnsalzano/  

Comedian Ashlynn Salzano sits down with Co-host Jessica Saul to talk about traveling to LA, Jessicas encounter with Katt Williams, and the Dave Chapelle Special. Friendly Tip is from your friendly Bartender/Server, Good News is about the new "Magic School Bus" for homeless people, Dumb Crime is about how stealing sand is a crime ... and so is buying an airline ticket just to wave goodbye to your loved one, so I guess more like Dumb Law.   Good News: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/good-news/oregon-woman-turns-school-buses-into-tiny-homes-for-working-homeless-families/ar-AAGErdp Dumb Crime: https://www.newser.com/story/279399/tourists-face-jail-over-odd-crime-sand-theft.html Instagram https://www.instagram.com/ashlynnsalzano/ https://www.instagram.com/bettercalljsaul/  

Comedian Ashlynn Salzano sits down with Co-Host Stewart Fullerton to talk about vacations, the hillsong church, moms that treat their houses like museums, and cyclist being passive aggressive. This episodes tip is from your friendly New Yorker/Arkansas, good news is Miley and Liam are Over, and dumb crime is about elderly people getting it on in the parks!    GOOD NEWS: https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/a28804088/reason-liam-hemsworth-filed-divorce-miley-cyrus/   DUMB CRIME: https://www.newser.com/story/279482/6-seniors-busted-for-lewd-conduct-in-park.html   INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/ashlynnsalzano/ https://www.instagram.com/stewartandchill/  

Comedian Ashlynn Salzano sits down with Co-Host Christiana Jackson to discuss dating, sending nudes, sex , and more sex. They give friendly tips from your friendly single person, good news is about a stranger helping out an elderly person on a plane, dumb crime is about a young lady making a dog lick her cooter. Good News: https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/strangers-kindness-towards-senior-leaves-passengers-wiping-away-happy-tears/ Dumb Crime: https://www.ibtimes.com/woman-made-roommates-dog-perform-sex-act-incident-caught-camera-2810796 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/incomparablemsc/ https://www.instagram.com/ashlynnsalzano/  

Comedian Ashlynn Salzano sits down with Co-host of the week Caitlin Peluffo. They share war stories of being a woman in comedy, they talk about the hypersensitivity going on in stand up comedy, and dating, Friendly tip from your friendly tomboy, Good news is about how millennials are way harder on themselves about being adults, and dumb crime is about a mom having a pool party on the rooftop of her car.   GOOD NEWS: https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/its-amusing-the-ways-each-generation-defines-adulting/   DUMB CRIME: https://www.newser.com/story/277626/cops-mom-caught-driving-with-kids-in-rooftop-pool.html   Instagram https://www.instagram.com/caitlinpeluffo/ https://www.instagram.com/ashlynnsalzano/    

Comedian Ashlynn Salzano sits down with Co-host of the week Chris Metcalfe. They talk about the Dayton and El paso Shooting, what that means for kids in the future, and the connection with mass shootings and video games. Friendly tip is from your friendly Asshole friend, Good news is about a woman that proposed to her boyfriend but actually he proposed to her (I know), Dumb crime is a about a man caught with strange things in the back of his car.   Good News: https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/its-amusing-the-ways-each-generation-defines-adulting/   Dumb Crime: https://www.newser.com/story/277626/cops-mom-caught-driving-with-kids-in-rooftop-pool.html  

Comedian Ashlynn Salzano sits down with her Co-Host of the week Geoffrey Asmus. They talk about nicknames they had in high school, having our parents as "friends" on social media, and three facts about Minnesota that no one cares about but Geoffrey. Our friendly tip of the week is from your Friendly Idiot. Good News is about a man who wrote a Haiku to stop cars from honking, and Dumb Crime is about a girl who had "Home-Made" bills to buy a car.    GOOD NEWS  https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/moth-monday-honku-poetry-starts-a-movement/ DUMB CRIME https://www.newser.com/story/277995/woman-enters-car-dealership-with-16k-in-home-made-bills.html  

Comedian Ashlynn Salzano sits down with Co-Host Kate Ryan they talk about whats it like to play UNO with your partner, the future of instagram, how far will rating people go?, and dating. The tip of the week is from your friendly bartender/server. Good news is about a son who scaled a 15th floor building to save his mom from a fire, and dumb crime is about a man who hid cocaine under is toupee at the airport.    GOOD NEWS  https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/22/us/philadelphia-man-climbs-building-to-save-mother-trnd/index.html   DUMB CRIME https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/jul/16/man-held-in-spain-over-attempt-to-smuggle-cocaine-under-his-wig?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other INSTAGRAM  https://www.instagram.com/kateryan37/ https://www.instagram.com/ashlynnsalzano/    

Comedian Ashlynn Salzano sits down with Co-host of the week Vanetta Schoefield. They talk about the empowerment of women, how people treat women in the comedy game, and the Oak City Comedy Festival. The good news segment is about two men who almost killed one another going on a hiking trip together. Dumb Crime segment is about a man who farted while hiding from the police.  Friendly tip of the week is from you friendly Funny Hunny Good News: https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/man-walks-trail-with-driver-who-nearly-killed-him/ Dumb Crime: https://www.newser.com/story/277608/he-tried-to-hide-from-the-cops-then-he-farted.html  

Comedian Ashlynn Salzano sits down with her Co-Host of the week Isaiah Lorenzo to talk about the dog walking business, living in New York, and the struggles of working around comedy schedule.  Tip Of The Week: Friendly tip from your Friendly New Yorker Good News :  https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/nicest-place-nomination-for-wyoming-2019/ Dumb Crime: https://www.newser.com/story/277274/serial-toilet-clogger-sentenced-to-150-days.html Instagram  https://www.instagram.com/flysaiah/ https://www.instagram.com/ashlynnsalzano/    

Comedian Ashlynn Salzano sits down with the Co-Host of the week Garry N Hannon. They talk about going to ireland, awkward moments with spending time with in laws, and pride! Tip of the week is from your friendly bartender, Good News of the week is about prosthetic robot arms that are now able to be connected to your brain, Dumb Crime of the week is a 51 year old man forges a police report.    GOOD NEWS : https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/first-robotic-arm-controlled-noninvasively-by-your-mind/ DUMB CRIME : https://www.newser.com/story/277200/man-was-late-for-work-could-end-up-in-prison.html INSTAGRAM : https://www.instagram.com/gnhannon/ https://www.instagram.com/accounts/edit/  

Comedian Ashlynn Salzano sits down with Co-Host of the week Melissa Diaz. They talk about the chaos happening in Dominican Republic, Having Hoarder moms, and being raised in NYC. The tip of the week is friendly tips from your friendly Latinas, The good news of the week is a girl reunited with her long lost father, and the dumb crime of the week is a super villain in NYC delaying all the trains.    GOOD NEWS: https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/fathers-day-miracle-reunites-woman-and-dad/   DUMB CRIME: https://www.newser.com/story/275584/theres-something-nefarious-afoot-in-the-nyc-subway-system.html INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/melissadiazcomedy/ https://www.instagram.com/ashlynnsalzano/  

Comedian Ashlynn Salzano sits down with her Co-host of the week Jimmy Schatz and they talk about the time Jimmy was in Orange Is The New Black, being gay in the stand up community, and growing up in NYC. This weeks friendly tip is from your Friendly New Yorker, This weeks good news is about Canada banning the Captivity and Breeding of Dolphins and Whales, This weeks Dumb Crime is about Le'veon Bell missing 500k in jewelry and 2 girlfriends!   GOOD NEWS: https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/canada-bans-captivity-of-cetaceans-for-entertainment/ DUMB CRIME: https://www.newser.com/story/276171/nfl-player-allegedly-robbed-by-both-of-his-girlfriends.html Instagram https://www.instagram.com/jimmyschatzisfunny/ https://www.instagram.com/ashlynnsalzano/  

Comedian Ashlynn Salzano sits down wit her co-host of the week who happens to be her youngest brother Dante Quinones. They talk about they're unusual meet and greet, they share some great stories of growing up together, and give some friendly tips from your friendly sibling, the good news of the week is about Robert Downey JR and his nanorobot, the dumb crime of the week is a prank gone too far! GOOD NEWS: https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/robert-downey-jr-foundation-will-use-robots-to-clean-environment/ DUMB CRIME: https://www.newser.com/story/275984/he-gave-a-homeless-man-a-cookie-now-a-jail-sentence.html  

Ashlynn Salzano sits down with her Co-Host of the week Christiana Jackson, they talk about Christiana's wild story of her boyfriends, they give some New Yorker tips, and some talk about Kicks (sneakers), Some Good News and Some Dumb Crime.    Good News: https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/all-adidas-shoes-to-be-100-recycled-into-new-ones/ Dumb Crime: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/aquinas-kasbar-lemur-thief_n_5ce57544e4b0547bd130d8ac Instagram https://www.instagram.com/incomparablemsc/ https://www.instagram.com/ashlynnsalzano/  

Ashlynn Salzano and her Co-host Tawny Lara sit down and talk about Sex, Drugs, Rock n Roll, and Sobriety! They also talk about the good news of the week and the dumb crime of the week!    GOOD NEWS: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/good-news/homeless-teen-becomes-valedictorian-gets-dollar3-million-in-scholarships/ar-AABHiSK DUMB CRIME: https://www.newser.com/story/275616/police-drunken-driver-came-for-drunken-driver.html Instagram https://www.instagram.com/tawnymlara/ https://www.instagram.com/ashlynnsalzano/      

Ashlynn Salzano and her co-host of the week Dylan Grassl sit down and discuss life, their problems, some friendly tips from your friendly taurus, read a article about taurus sexual wants, some good news and dumb crime.    GOOD NEWS: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/good-news/hospital-gives-patients-chance-to-dress-up-party-with-annual-prom-night/ar-AABwaZG DUMB CRIME: https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-burglar-pet-dog-wash-dishes-ohio-20190508-hkjmkq26p5agrgeiobpxcwbwce-story.html Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dgrassl/  

Ashlynn Salzano and her Co-host of the week Gus Constantellis sit down to talk about how sometimes the comedy world tries to label us as Gay comedians instead of just Comedians, Some friendly tips from your friendly gays, some good news, and some dumb crime.  GOOD NEWS: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/good-news/friends-find-out-theyre-actually-brothers-after-taking-dna-tests/ar-AAAWcIZ DUMB CRIME: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/nw-escape-experience-vancouver-washington-burglar-breaks-into-escape-room-business-calls-police-for-help/   https://www.instagram.com/constantlygus/  

Ashlynn Salzano and her Co-hosts Candyce Musinski and Meagan Walsh sit down and talk about doing the spartan race, they give friendly tips from your friendly woman, some good news and some dumb crime!    GOOD NEWS: https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/having-dogs-is-good-for-your-social-life/ DUMB CRIME: https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article230078199.html   https://www.facebook.com/meagan.walsh.90 https://www.facebook.com/cmusinski  

Ashlynn Salzano and Veronica Garza sit down to talk about Cinco de mayo, Friendly tips from your friendly Latina, Some good news, and Some dumb crime!   Good news: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/good-news/viral-picture-men-invite-elderly-woman-to-sit-with-them-when-they-see-her-eating-alone/ar-BBWeZFP Dumb Crime: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/easter-bunny-orlando-bar-brawl-video_n_5cbde014e4b032e7cebb2d9a Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/veros_got_jokes/ https://www.instagram.com/ashlynnsalzano/    

Ashlynn Salzano and Chris Metcalfe sit down to talk about gambling problems, some dope bartender tips, some good news , and some dumb crime!   Good news  https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/strangers-donate-thousands-to-20-year-old-woman-raising-5-siblings/  Dumb Crime https://m.newser.com/story/274145/woman-accused-of-sending-man-159k-texts-im-in-jail.html   Chris Metcalfe @chwismetcalfe (instagram) Ashlynn Salzano @ashlynnsalzano (instagram)

Ashlynn Salzano and Zach Teague sit down and talk about birthdays , seeing snakes in New Jersey, Some tips from your friendly gay, some good news and some dumb crime.    GOOD NEWS: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/good-news/hero-dog-saves-foster-mom-from-rattlesnake/ar-BBVUkIt   DUMB CRIME: https://www.newser.com/story/273729/burglar-in-locked-bathroom-turns-out-to-be-a-robot.html Zach Teague @zachteague (instagram)

Ashlynn Salzano and Jessica Saul sit down and trade stories of when their jobs involved taking care of kids and some tips on how to get kids to listen! They also talk about some good news , dumb crime, and the dumbest thing they've ever googled. 

Ashlynn Salzano and Maddy Smith sit down to talk about how bullying your own child can build great character, some tips from your friendly tomboy, some good news, and some dumb crime.    GOOD NEWS: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/good-news/teen-wrestler-injured-in-car-crash-speaks-first-words-in-2-years/ar-BBVpqEz DUMB CRIME http://www.newser.com/story/273262/couple-accused-of-dizzying-sex-act-150-feet-in-the-air.html Maddy Smith @somaddysmith (instagram)

Ashlynn Salzano and Donny Meacham sit down and talk about the sassy ghosts that follow him, some serious bartending tips, some good news and some Florida man + birthday challenge dumb crime.    GOOD NEWS  https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/texas-man-carries-older-woman-up-arena-stairs/ DUMB CRIME Donny https://www.wkyt.com/content/news/Trial-date-set-for-man-accused-of-killing-Florida-couple-504024971.html Ashlynn https://www.thegu8ardian.com/us-news/2018/may/17/vape-pen-explosion-kills-florida-man Donny Meacham @radiodonny

Ashlynn Salzano and Maggie Lalley talk about cults, New York City (uptown edition), some good news and some dumb crime!   GOOD NEWS: https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/woman-quits-successful-city-career-to-live-with-100-animals/ DUMB CRIME http://www.newser.com/story/272681/worlds-kindest-crook-has-change-of-heart-at-atm.html Maggie Lalley @magslal (instagram)

Ashlynn Salzano and Drew Lausch discuss instagram deleting important content, 16 small things that make New Yorks furious, some good news and some dumb crime.    NEW YORKER ARITCLE https://www.timeout.com/newyork/blog/16-small-things-that-fill-every-new-yorker-with-irrational-rage-010417?fbclid=IwAR3d34ojNc_h70QXvSRauFcFyLMHRiiesEuK5r8AXQwV8VVG-e1DYIFWkGE  GOOD NEWS: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/good-news/a-student-brought-his-baby-to-class-because-he-didnt-have-child-care-his-professor-lent-a-hand/ar-BBUlIlH DUMB CRIME: http://www.newser.com/story/272340/angry-fast-food-patrons-cause-chaos-at-taco-bell-dominos.html Drew Lausch @realdrewlausch  

Ashlynn Salzano and Christiana Jackson talk about being a woman and while Ashlynn might find it gross when men wink at her Christiana is all for it ! They also discuss stand up, dating, some good news , some dumb crime and on more than one occasion Christiana's good Pu**y.    Good News https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/principal-reads-books-online-in-her-pjs-so-students-have-bedtime-stories/ Dumb Crime  http://www.newser.com/story/271958/cops-man-faked-abduction-to-get-out-of-super-bowl-payout.html Christiana Jackson @Incomparablemsc (instagram)  

Ashlynn Salzano sits down with Hosts of the podcast The Dunce Caps , Chris Metcalfe and Rob Passaretti. The three of them talk about the etiquette of walking in New York City, Philosophy, Some good news , some dumb crime , and a preview of what The Dunce Caps podcast is like.   GOOD NEWS: https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/anonymous-cop-leaves-pregnant-waitress-hysterical-with-100-tip/ DUMB CRIME: http://www.newser.com/story/271519/cops-dentist-turned-arsonist-made-a-rookie-mistake.html Chris Metcalfe  @chwismetcalfe Rob Passaretti  @Rojapa

Ashlynn Salzano and Stewart Fullerton talk about doing stand up in New York , the horror or Bartending , some good news and some dumb crime.    GOOD NEWS: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/good-news/taco-bell-employees-inspirational-messages-praised-by-customers/ar-BBTIj9i DUMB CRIME: http://www.newser.com/story/266338/store-owner-tells-robbers-to-come-back-later-they-did.html   Stewart Fullerton @stewartandchill 

Ashlynn Salzano and Kate Cassidy Ryan are friends, lovers and enemies all at once. On this episode they talk about relationships , being a woman , and some good news and some dumb crime .    GOOD NEWS: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/good-news/he-taught-himself-to-draw-in-prison-now-hes-winning-over-the-art-world/ar-BBTfrQQ DUMB CRIME: http://www.newser.com/story/271031/would-be-bank-robbers-called-uber-for-getaway.html https://www.koco.com/article/ocpd-3-teenagers-in-custody-after-incident-at-northwest-oklahoma-city-bank/26147753 Kate Cassidy Ryan @Kateryan37 (instagram) @k8ry (twitter)

Ashlynn Salzano and Mike Bialek talk about New York "war" stories, working in the service industry, some good news , and some dumb crime.   Good News: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=289272965079412 https://www.npr.org/2019/02/02/690916753/meet-the-chicago-woman-who-rented-hotel-rooms-for-the-homeless-during-frigid-pol Dumb Crime: http://www.newser.com/story/266962/crocs-wearing-guy-jumps-into-croc-pond-at-gator-farm.html Mike Bialek @yomikeson