Let's No Longer Waste Time, Let's Podcast

The boys talked for a long time.

The boys talk more about the year. 

J&J talk about the polarizing subject of Steely Dan. 

We talk about the theater! And John was in the theater. ACTING!

This week we talk about condiments. What are they? Who likes them? Why? 

This week Jon opens up about fertility and the birth of his two beautiful daughters... while the other John has questions. 

John talks about his hangover. And tries to keep it together. 

Jon talks about his "tumor". It's hilarious. 

Talking about funerals was so funny we kept talking about funerals. 

We talk about funerals. It's funny. Sorta. 

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The Jo(h)ns talk about texting... and breaking up... and texting. 

Jon talks about his house on invisible fire... and we talk about the circus. 

This episode we talk about drugs. Say no, people. 

Cancelled flight, Jon at the airport, Days Inn, shuttle, hot water, mowing, elevator door, leaves, lawn mowers, laundry, jeans, Donald Duck, plants, pickles, dead bunny, dead bird 

World Cup, Olympics, Winter Olympics, bobsled, NASCAR drivers, McDonalds, overeating, Thanksgiving, ruined holidays, presents, party time, capital punishment 

New Office, HVAC, room temp, sunglasses, Battleship, Scrabble, UNO, Mouse Trap, Operation, Life, college, Clue, choke wire, rope, Monopoly, Slinky 

Vegas, Craps. driving, sex toy party, Lazy Susan, tupperware party, zip lock bags, cereal, snack hoarders, Doritos

$100K Bar, the internet, cancer, sweet and low, mice, rats, cell phones, tumors, science, Mentos, Tide pods, heroin, knives, axe throwing, Vikings, Civil War, war

We celebrate the birth of Jon and our disdain of surprise parties theme music by: www.bensound.com

Jon's chair, travel, airports, TSA, socks, Marriott, no keys, Starbucks, customer service, Venti, tweens, Enterprise, notes theme music by: www.bensound.com

sleep, morning people, airports, hot water, jacuzzi, tubs, saunas, shampoo, Avada, haircuts, mohawks, tailoring, t-shirts, Gainz Box, slim fit theme music by: www.bensound.com

Pain, neck brace, car accident, purgatory, JFK, aliens, government coverups, Jack Ruby, space, infinity, Star Trek, E.T., Native Americans, genetics Theme music by: www.bensound.com

spelling, German, jail, communication, SATs, gratuity, separate checks, brewing, lobbying, meetings, neighbors, fight about food, clay pigeons, hot stuff, ice, England, straws

buffets, sneeze guard, pudding, body weight, health, wine, exercise, golf, shrimp cocktail. deviled eggs, white vans, cookies, celery, weddings, VH1, wedding reception, University of MD

weather, science, school, college, interviewing, job descriptions, underwear, effort, socialism, dress codes, fashion

garbage, free valet, dad's driving, drive-bys, golf carts, driving fast, road rage, aggression, confrontation, green lights, Confrontational Karl, littering, dog poop

Sesame Street, PBS, Sponsorship Branding, Electric Company, water, agency pitches, brass knuckles, airports, mail, Amazon Prime, Comcast, police

stagecoaches, drunk driving, Uber, self-driving cars, fireworks, frogs, crickets, gambling, slot machines, $10,000, Las Vegas, people. vikings, moon landing, Mars, electricity  

Kids, goddamnit, stupid, beeps, FCC, success, Twitter, being present, Instagram, Human Resources, beach balls

Crocks, outdoors vs inside, the beach, sand, halloween, fire pit, candy, new branding, summer, being disciplined, video games, iPhones, kids, China Town

Content is king, soreness, lightbulbs, blue collar, muscle memory, brothers, ping pong, Google, Pete Webber, tux rentals, kilts, earthquakes, sharks, weather, snow days 

Isis flag, Maryland flag, no agenda, critics, toast, sandwiches, garlic bread, cupcakes, eating with your hands, speed cameras, smoking on planes, flying private, peanuts, popcorn, saltwater taffy, candy our format