The MacGuffin Guild

On this very special episode of the MacGuffin Guild, we're gonna climb aboard the Hispaniola and set sail with Long John Silver and Jim Hawkins... in Treasure Island.This classic 1950 Family Adventure stars Robert Newton, Bobby Driscoll, Basil Sydney, Walter Fitzgerald & Denis O'Dea. Directed by Byron Haskin.We're gonna discuss International Talk Like a Pirate Day, the works and major impact of Byron Haskin, Violence in Disney Movies, Blind Frankenstein and Robert Newton's insane Pop Culture influence.We'll dig into the Tragedy of Bobby Driscoll, The Misfits, Tina Fey's Niece, getting a hearse towed from New York City, comparing punk rockers to pirates and Muppet Penis Jokes.We'll also get into Justin's favorite Pirate movies, we'll spend some time with our good friend Fatt Matt. As well as the WORLD PREMIERE of one of his short stories, inspired by this film.I'm Pat Dougherty and as always I'll be joined by my fellowMacGuffin's Justin Jones and Mike Antonio. Our theme song was writtenand performed by Jordan Vincent. Come with us on a swashbuckling adventure... in Treasure Island.

On this episode of the MacGuffin Guild, we're going to witness the story of the last 6 days in the life of Jesus Christ... in Jesus Christ Superstar.This classic 1973 Rock Opera stars Ted Neeley, Carl Anderson, Yvonne Elliman, Paul Thomas and Josh Mostel. Directed by Norman Jewison.We're gonna talk about the works of Norman Jewison, Rock Opera's vs. Musicals, this film's controversies, comparisons to The Passion of the Christ, and the game of "telephone" in human history.We'll dig into the intense talent of Carl Anderson, Justin and Pat's love for Steel Magnolias and real violence caught on film.We'll also dig into the fickle nature of humans, Paul Thomas as Peter -- in both THIS film as well as 388 adult films, odd human tendencies, the perception of Jesus in the film and the sexual appeal of an audio show.I'm Pat Dougherty and as always I'll be joined by my fellow MacGuffin's Justin Jones and Mike Antonio. Our theme song was written and performed by Jordan Vincent. First the stage show... then the film... now the podcast...  Jesus Christ Superstar.

On this very special episode of the MacGuffin Guild, we're going to take a walk down memory lane and head on over to the Mahoning Drive-In Theater to re-live our experiences at the 1st Annual Joe Bob Briggs Drive-In Jamboree. We're gonna talk about The Last Drive-In, the event schedule, our previous Drive-In Experiences, the weather,  and the mystery of standing in unknown lines.We'll dig into the 2 Feature Films, Ernie the Lizard, John Brennan and the Big Feet, amazing nipple practical FX, and the dramatic recent history of The Mahoning Theater..We'll also dig into the Job Bob Briggs' Fanzine, the history of the town of Jim Thorpe and we'll discuss some of the event vendors; including Scream Team Releasing, Zombie Head and Buffalo Bill's House. We'll also question what paperwork we have to fill out to join the Mutant Fam.I'm Pat Dougherty and as always I'll be joined by my fellow MacGuffin's Justin Jones and Mike Antonio. Our theme song was written and performed by Jordan Vincent. Come with us as we head on down to the Mahoning Drive-In Theater for this special edition Joe Bob "JamboRecap".

On this episode of the MacGuffin Guild, we're going to become part of Drive-In based concentration camp for outcast youths -- in Dead End Drive-In.This 1986 Action Stunt Drama, and questionable Horror stars Ned Manning, Natalie McCurry, Peter Whitford, Wilbur Wilde among others. Directed by Brian Trenchard-Smith.We're gonna talk about comparisons to Mad Max, the "choose your own adventure" moment, misleading cover art  and the works of Brian Trenchard-Smith.We'll dig into the Metric System, Rambo Takes Russia, this films Nominations and we'll discuss whether or not other countries re-make American Films.We'll also dig into the true pronunciation of Stephen King, this film's commentary on society, Joe Bob Briggs' 1st Annual Drive-In Jamboree, Max Maxwell and Guy Norris, the illusion of freedom and we'll question why this film is classified as Horror.I'm Pat Dougherty and as always I'll be joined by my fellow MacGuffin's Justin Jones and Mike Antonio. Our theme song was written and performed by Jordan Vincent. The Price of Admission is the rest of your life... in Dead End Drive-In.

On this episode of the MacGuffin Guild, we're going to put aside our differences to even the score with an evil kingpin who put us behind bars once and for all. In Tango & Cash.This 1989 Buddy Cop Action Crime Comedy stars Sylvester Stallone, Kurt Russell, Teri Hatcher, Jack Palance and a star-studded supporting cast.  Directed by Andrey Konchalovsky, among others.We're gonna talk about the Director situation, Mr. Blue, Lethal Weapon Comparisons and we'll discuss when a script doesn't quite work out as planned.We'll dig into other times Stallone has been framed, the infallibility of the Nostalgia Factor, The Chin of Robert Z'Dar, the rolls of James Hong, the bones of Bigfoot and Backstage Boobies.We'll also get into how this film has it all!  We'll figure out our mid-lives, and we'll dig into the MAJOR PLOT HOLE that Justin brought to our attention.I'm Pat Dougherty and as always I'll be joined by my fellow MacGuffin's Justin Jones and Mike Antonio. Our theme song was written and performed by Jordan Vincent. Two of L.A.'s top rival cops are going to have to work together... even if it kills them.  In Tango & Cash.

Welcome to this very special MacGuffin Mini.  As you all know aMacGuffin is a plot device used to drive along a story. And we here onthe MacGuffin Guild like to use films as a MacGuffin to drive alongour conversations. On today's Mini we're going to talk about CarMaintenance, the Barbarian Twins, Wawa, Pat's identity Crisis, 1994's"The Client", Hoagies vs. Subs and Mare of Easttown.  We'll play agame of "Who's weirder?"  We'll blindly rate The Kid Detective. And,we'll discuss the Legend of Dicknose.I'm Pat Dougherty and as always I'll be joined by my fellowMacGuffin's Justin Jones and Mike Antonio.  Our theme song was writtenand performed by Jordan Vincent. Guild Members Assemble! We'recertainly glad to be back... on The MacGuffin Guild.

On this episode of the MacGuffin Guild -- When a machine that allows therapists to enter their patients' dreams is stolen, all Hell breaks loose.  Only a young female can stop it.  And, that is Paprika.This 2006 Japanese Animation Fantasy stars Megumi Hayashibara, Toru Furuya, Koichi Yamadera and Akio Otsuka. Directed by the legendary Satoshi Kon.We're gonna talk about the works and tragedy of Satoshi Kon, Subbed vs. Dubbed, confusion in film, dream jokes, the dangers of texting, the connection between dreams and the internet and escapism.We'll dig into spicy pits, Pat's Sapporo experience, comparisons to Inception, dreams within dreams, Bundy Doors and why 2nd viewings are sometimes REALLY important.I'm Pat Dougherty and as always I'll be joined by my fellow MacGuffin's Justin Jones and Mike Antonio.  Our theme song was written and performed by Jordan Vincent. Join us, where dreams, reality and the movies merge... in Paprika.

On this episode of the MacGuffin Guild -- In the near future, crime is patrolled by a mechanized police force.  In Chappie.This 2015 Sci-Fi Action Drama stars Sharlto Copley, Dev Patel, Ninja, Yo-Landi Visser, Hugh Jackman, Sigourney Weaver and Jose Pablo Cantillo.  Directed by Neill Blomkamp.We're gonna talk about the works of Blomkamp, character personas, Chappie's Fears, Auto corrections, Short Circuit and He-Man.We'll dig into why this film is divisive, the works of Sharlto Copley and Simon Kinberg, whether or not you would ever be transferred into a robot body, Die Antwoord and how Mike experiences reviews.We'll also get into mullets, family inspired tag lines, Jose Pablo Cantillo, and this film's action sequences and Visual FX.I'm Pat Dougherty and as always I'll be joined by my fellow MacGuffin's Justin Jones and Mike Antonio.  Our theme song was written and performed by Jordan Vincent. I am discovery. I am wonder. We are podcast. He is Chappie.

On this episode of the MacGuffin Guild, five friends go for a break in a remote cabin where they get more than they bargained for, discovering the truth behind The Cabin in the Woods.This 2011 Horror Mystery Thriller stars Kristen Connolly, Chris Hemsworth, Fran Kranz, Jesse Williams, Richard Jenkins and Bradley Whitford.  Directed by Drew Goddard.We're gonna talk about Taglines, the return of Debra, The works of Drew Goddard, the definition of treatise, horror tropes and cliches, and being "Home Aloned" to death.We'll dig into The Cabin in the Woods' betting board, the coffee mug bong, muscular Jesus, Nancy from Nightmare on Elm Street and the insane kill count.We'll also get into truth or dare, friend group dynamics, the husband's bulge, pop tarts, mispronouncing 2 syllable names, and if you would kill a friend to save the world.I'm Pat Dougherty and as always I'll be joined by my fellow MacGuffins Justin Jones and Mike Antonio.  Our theme song was written and performed by Jordan Vincent. You think you know the story... of The Cabin in the Woods.

On this episode of the MacGuffin Guild, it's truth time! In Mindhorn.This 2016 Comedy Thriller stars Julian Barratt, Simon Farnaby, Essie Davis, Steve Coogan, Richard McCabe, Andrea Riseborough, Russel Tovey and Simon Callow. Directed by Sean Foley.We're gonna talk about Julian Barratt, the sounds of Pat eating a meat pie, the Mighty Boosh, the Isle of Man and team dynamics in comedy and music.We'll dig into Justin's middle name, the works of Essie Davis, our own penis graffiti experiences, nuanced humor and burning britches.We'll also get into Drinkin' with JJ, The Office, Simon Callow, Mike's managerial history, Pat and Justin's band experiences, whether this film is too highbrow for audiences and the guys will deeply explore how time changes all.I'm Pat Dougherty and as always I'll be joined by my fellow MacGuffin's Justin Jones and Mike Antonio.  Our theme song was written and performed by Jordan Vincent. Tough on Crime, easy on the eye... Mindhorn.

On this episode of the MacGuffin Guild, there comes a time when you've got to take a stand. And, that time is now.  In Judgment Night.This 1993 Action Crime Thriller stars Emilio Esteves, Cuba Gooding Jr, Denis Leary, Stephen Dorff, Jeremy Piven, Peter Greene and Everest. Directed by Stephen Hopkins.We're gonna talk about the works of Denis Leary, the tagline Justin doesn't like, who Stephen Hopkins wanted for the cast, the legendary Rap Rock soundtrack, and what caused this film to flop.We'll dig into the details of Alan Silvestri's original score, why you shouldn't travel with Jeremy Piven, the split diopter lens, what's under Michael DeLorenzo's hat and how Adam Carola is involved in all of this.We'll also get into the works and plight of Kevin Jarre, the time Pat got chased by suspected murderers, Batman Themes, The Fraggleverse and Stephen Hopkins' loves.I'm Pat Dougherty and as always I'll be joined by my fellow MacGuffin's Justin Jones and Mike Antonio.  Our theme song was written and performed by Jordan Vincent. Don't Move, Don't Whisper, Don't Even Breathe.  It's Judgment Night.

On this episode of the MacGuffin Guild, we're going to prowl the streets of Scotland in search of unsuspecting prey and get Under the Skin.This 2013 Horror, Sci-Fi, Thriller stars Scarlett Johansson, Michael Moreland, Jeremy McWilliams and Adam Pearson. Directed by Jonathan Glazer. With a killer score by Mica Levi.We're gonna talk about the works of Jonathan Glazer, nudity by A-Listers, Mike's suspense building skills, capturing real human emotion in film and Sandstorm by Darude.We'll dig into Scarlett Johansson's meme, the jettisoned hooker radar theory, and the wild shit that goes on in the insect kingdom.We'll also get into meat conveyor belts, bothy's, the mythology of Selkies, human nature, the score by Mika Levi, and one of the most difficult horror scenes to watch... ever.I'm Pat Dougherty and as always I'll be joined by my fellow MacGuffin's Justin Jones and Mike Antonio.  Our theme song was written and performed by Jordan Vincent. Come with us on a journey to the heart of what it means to be human, extraterrestrial - or something in between. Under the Skin.

On this episode of the MacGuffin Guild, we're going to witness the self-proclaimed Greatest Hollywood Martial-Arts Movie ever Made! Karate Killer... Also known as Kill or Be Killed.This 1976 Action, Adventure, Kung-Fu, Tournament flick stars James Ryan, Norman Coombes, Charlotte Michelle, Danie Du Plessis and Stan Schmidt. It was Directed by Ivan Hall.We're gonna talk about Karate in the Olympics, Googly Eyes in the Darkness, the ultimate sore loser of all-time and where Mike falls on the Chris Pratt / Clint Howard Scale.We'll question if Lorraine is alright and if you've ever had to kick a gun out of someones hand. We'll dig into the the definition of sinewy, and how editing is the offensive line of filmmaking.We'll also get into Karate Kid influence, roundhouse kicks to a piano, dog spit mist, and how difficult it would be to drop a transmission with minimal tools.I'm Pat Dougherty and as always I'll be joined by my fellow MacGuffin's Justin Jones and Mike Antonio.  Our theme song was written and performed by Jordan Vincent. It's not just a challenge... it's the only way to survive! In Karate Killer -- also known as Kill or Be Killed.

On this episode of the MacGuffin Guild, we're joining Michael, as he discovers a mysterious computer game that uses hypnosis to custom-tailor the most terrifying experience imaginable... in Brainscan.This 1994 Horror, Sci-Fi classic stars Edward Furlong, Frank Langella, T. Ryder Smith, Amy Hargeaves, Jamie Marsh and David Hemblen. Directed by John Flynn.We're gonna let talk about Edward Furlong's acting chops, the voice of Igor, Trickster's taste in music and how many cigarette's are in a pack.We'll discuss Casper Van Deen, pepper shed's, Edward Furlong's Japanese album, "The Trickster" and the Lord of Self-Pleasure.We'll also get into the works of George S. Clinton, Sweat and Milk, the 80's voyeur trope, Gorebeasts, the information super meat highway, and Justin's style of dress revealing a potential plot hole.I'm Pat Dougherty and as always I'll be joined by my fellow MacGuffin's Justin Jones and Mike Antonio.  Our theme song was written and performed by Jordan Vincent. It's interactive, and state-of-the-art... It's not just a game... it's murder... in Brainscan.

On this episode of the MacGuffin Guild, we're heading over to Hardbodies to join a few daft gym employees with valuable information for which they don't intend to Burn After Reading.This 2008 Coen Brothers Dark Comedy Crime Drama stars George Clooney, Frances McDormand, John Malkovich, Tilda Swinton, Brad Pitt and Richard Jenkins.We're gonna let talk about the work and awards of Francis McDormand, unnecessarily mean reviews, Sledgehammer, the art of the dump and run and Charades with Justin.We'll discuss Malkovich's rage, Brad Pitt's comedic timing, Pat's Beef with Deborah and the wasp venom coursing through Mike's veins.We'll also get into the best performances of this film, synonyms for wheelhouse, bad decisions, the pizza thieving ghost and we'll debate which character is the ultimate victim.I'm Pat Dougherty and as always I'll be joined by my fellow MacGuffin's Justin Jones and Mike Antonio.  Our theme song was written and performed by Jordan Vincent. Just incase you're worried about the security... of your shit. Be sure to Burn After Reading.

On this episode of the MacGuffin Guild, we're celebrating our 25th episode by letting our hair down, having a few drinks and enjoying "Head" courtesy of the Monkees.This 1968 Fantasy, Comedy, Musical stars Davy Jones, Peter Tork, Micky Dolenz and Micheal Nesmith. It was written by Jack Nicholson and Bob Rafelson, who also Directed.We're gonna let loose and talk about the history of The Monkees, real executions in G-Rated Movies, Frank Zappa's musical and physical body and cherry ice cream.We'll discuss Jack Nicholson's 158 million viewings, the works of Tommy Boyce and Bobby Hart, Brutus the Barber Beefcake, and Justin's Points.We'll also get into the contest that brought this film to the show, the winner Ash, and our very first guest appearance -- featuring Sarah.I'm Pat Dougherty and as always I'll be joined by my fellow MacGuffin's Justin Jones and Mike Antonio.  Our theme song was written and performed by Jordan Vincent. Join us as we are tossed into a psychedelic, surrealist, plotless, curricular bit of fun fluff -- in The Monkee's 'Head'.

On this episode of The MacGuffin Guild, a failing ice hockey team finds success with outrageously violent hockey goonery.... in Slap Shot.This 1977 Comedy classic stars Paul Newman, Michael Ontkean, Melinda Dillion, David Hanson as well as Steve and Jeff Carlson.  Written by Nancy Dowd and Directed by George Roy Hill.We're gonna talk about Paul Newman's likability and how it impacts his character of Reggie, the best sports movies of the 1970's, the origins of JJ Beyonday, Weng Weng and Violence and Sexuality in film.We'll discuss Hockey nuance,  giving yourself a nickname, Mike's sexual peak and we'll discuss if he's ever scored... in sports.We'll also get the comparisons between Slap Shot and Major League,  Justin's shingles and Pat's legendary baseball moment.I'm Pat Dougherty and as always I'll be joined by my fellow MacGuffin's Justin Jones and Mike Antonio.  Our theme song was written and performed by Jordan Vincent. Slap Shot... Out slaps... Out swears... and Out Laughs.

The guys discuss the the game Cyberpunk 2077 and the process of designing your character.  EXPLICIT. An outtake from our “Christmas Evil” episode. 

The guys discuss iconic pop culture vehicles of TV & Film. An outtake from our “The Wraith” episode. 

On this episode of the MacGuffin Guild, an evil force has taken Keri's boyfriend's life... Now and unearthly phantom has arrived for some revenge, in... The Wraith. This 1986 Action, Sci-Fi, Thriller stars Charlie Sheen, Nick Cassavetes, Sherilyn Fenn and Randy Quaid as Sheriff Loomis.  Written and Directed by Mike Marvin.We're gonna talk about Charlie Sheen's career, Clint Howard's Hair, Tag Line Spoilers, the Wraith Soundtrack, comparisons to The Crow and the tragedy of Bruce Ingram.We'll discuss the other works of Mike Marvin, the Wraith's questionable method of vengeance, Brooke Burke and stunts with cars.We'll also get into PG-13 boob shots, plot issues, the "Mannequin" of revenge car porn movies, the best barn explosion EVER and how the guys would do on Jeopardy.I'm Pat Dougherty and as always I'll be joined by my fellow MacGuffin's Justin Jones and Mike Antonio.  Our theme song was written and performed by Jordan Vincent. He's heaven sent and Hell on wheels.  He's... The Wraith.

On this episode of the MacGuffin Guild, we're gonna meet Chris Knight, the Einstein of the 80's. He can turn the simple into simply amazing and now he turns revenge into high comedy... in Real Genius.This 1985 Comedy Classic stars Val Kilmer, Gabriel Jarret, Michelle Meyrink, William Atherton an Jon Gries. Directed by Martha Coolidge.We're gonna talk about Val Kilmer's career as well as his current health issues, the dangers of pop corn dust, memories of MacGyver and the State of Alabama vs. The MacGuffin Guild.We'll discuss the other works of Martha Coolidge and her stance on sideburns, Pat's first favorite actor, Dirty Movies, Ryan Reynolds, Justin's bachelor party experience at 8 years old, Mike's firing and subsequent guest appearance on this podcast, and how to drive a 6" spike into a board with your penis.I'm Pat Dougherty and as always I'll be joined by my fellow MacGuffin's Justin Jones and Mike Antonio.  Our theme song was written and performed by Jordan Vincent. You don't need brains to act this crazy!... in Real Genius.

On this episode of the MacGuffin Guild, we're gonna join the powerful alchemist as he leads a thief and seven materialistic figures through a corrupt, greed-fueled world in search of enlightenment in the Holy Mountain.This 1973 Adventure, Drama, Fantasy was Created and Directed by Alejandro Jodorowsky, who also stars as the Alchemist.We're gonna talk about the risk of introducing certain movies in mixed company, what this podcast would be like without Justin in it, nudity and animal cruelty in film, and Pat's trip to Belize.We'll discuss the other works of Alejandro Jodorowsky, artgasms, hippo budgets, the plight of ancient vampires, and how many jars of testicles it requires to build a temple. We'll get into films that are "rated more than R" as well as the art of making movies to lose money.I'm Pat Dougherty and as always I'll be joined by my fellow MacGuffin's Justin Jones and Mike Antonio.  Our theme song was written and performed by Jordan Vincent. So, join us as we explore the surreal world of Jodorwosky in search of answers and immortality in The HolyMountain.

On this episode of the MacGuffin Guild, we're gonna join a martial artist as he hunts a killer in the plague-infested urban dump of the future... in Cyborg.This 1989 Action, Sci-Fi, Thriller was Directed by Albert Pyun and Stars Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vincent Klyn, Deborah Richter and Dayle Haddon as the cyborg Pearl Prophet.We're gonna talk about slingers, Jean-Claude's convoluted film edit, the plight of Mr. Belvedere, Mike's favorite actor and the tragedy of Jackson "Rock" Pinckney.We'll discuss post-apocalyptic cake toppers, slow motion play fights, satellite butlers, Albert Pyun and the two films that were originally planned that led to the creation of Cyborg.We'll get into what Pat's last name should be, Chuck from Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas, Justin's disgust for the Hobbit films, the bass player of Killswitch Engage and how the guys think this film's plot should have gone.I'm Pat Dougherty and as always I'll be joined by my fellow MacGuffin's Justin Jones and Mike Antonio.  Our theme song was written and performed by Jordan Vincent. So, toss out those plot points and take in that rain soaked Jean-Claude action in... Cyborg.

On this episode of the MacGuffin Guild, we're gonna head to the Year 2092 and witness the lives of two wounded, sworn enemies as they are forced to forgive and to trust... in Enemy Mine.This 1985 Action, Adventure, Drama was based on a novella by Barry Longyear and was Directed by Wolfgang Peterson. Starring Dennis Quaid, Louis Gossett Jr., Brion James and Bumper Robinson as Zammis.We're gonna talk about the Studio issues that led to the hiring of Wolfgang Peterson, Louis Gossett Jr.'s phenomenal performance combined with the amazing makeup FX of Chris Walas, Risqué Movie Reviews and the dangers of quicksand.We'll discuss Louis Gossett's animal inspirations, underlying social issues, GI Joe and the Dennis Quaid connection and how Stevie Wonder is tied into this whole mess.We'll get into the trauma of 80's kid entertainment, Justin's hype man, teeth caulk, and a MacGuffin First... The Betrayal.I'm Pat Dougherty and as always I'll be joined by my fellow MacGuffin's Justin Jones and Mike Antonio.  Our theme song was written and performed by Jordan Vincent. Now cry "Uncle" and hang on, as we have teasers a plenty... in Enemy Mine.

On this episode of the MacGuffin Guild, we're gonna travel to the distant future and take part in a single battle combat... with Robot Jox.This 1989 Action, Sci-Fi, Thriller was written and directed by Stuart Gordon based on a Joe Haldeman screenplay. Starring Gary Graham, Anne-Marie Johnson and Paul Koslo.We're gonna talk about Gary Graham's career and how it's going, Mike's lack of cable... as well as friends, the creative clash between Stuart Gordon and Joe Haldeman and Pat's favorite Ghostbuster -- Dagon Spengler.We'll discuss Christopher Lambert's stunt double, RoboCop's Lawyers, Futuristic Mask Etiquette, and how to perform a perfect serpentine run.We'll get into Charles Band of Full Moon Features and Empire Pictures, Trekkie's vs. Trekker's and we'll discuss Film Novelizations.I'm Pat Dougherty and as always I'll be joined by my fellow MacGuffin's Justin Jones and Mike Antonio.  Our theme song was written and performed by Jordan Vincent. Part Man. Part Metal. All Podcast... Robot Jox.

On this Special Holiday Episode of the MacGuffin Guild, you better watch out... you better not cry... or you may DIE! In Christmas Evil.This 1980 Horror Thriller was Written and Directed by Lewis Jackson and stars Brandon Maggart, Jeffrey DeMunn and Dianne Hull with a cameo by Mark Margolis.We're gonna talk about where this film stands within in the sub-genre of evil Santa's, Fiona Apple's Dad, Moss Garcia's Penthouse Subscription and Justin's new tagline.We'll discuss Joe Bob Briggs, the REAL name of the Elvis Christmas Song, Pat's Christmas Love Story, Dueling Bobcats and a shitcloud in the Mist.We'll get into Justin's Mud Mask Theory, 1-800-HOT-BUTT, Uncle Sam, Old People Form and Mike's Christmas Bowl of Shrimp.I'm Pat Dougherty and as always I'll be joined by my fellow MacGuffin's Justin Jones and Mike Antonio.  Our theme song was written and performed by Jordan Vincent. 1st came "Halloween"... then "Friday the 13th"... and now this Christmas you better believe in Santa... or he'll slay you. On Christmas Evil!

On this episode of the MacGuffin Guild, we're gonna get thrown in the slammer with Zack, Jack and Bob in Down By Law.This 1986 Comedy Crime Drama was Written and Directed by Jim Jarmusch and stars Tom Waits, John Lurie, Roberto Benigni and Ellen Barkin.We're gonna talk about Tom Waits' impact on music and film, how Down by Law differs from Ghost Dog, the careers of Roberto Benigni and John Lurie, Pat's Solid #2 and Tim Burton's Jazz Explosion. We'll discuss how to be confident but not cocky, exceptional bush shots, distant off-screen train whistles as well as the band Skeleton Key and the Phantom Limb Company.For those of you who don't know, we'll get into Pat's Top 3 All-Time favorite musical acts, Best on-screen hiccups, what jobs Justin, Mike and Pat have worked together and ask the question: Just how thick ARE the laughs? .I'm Pat Dougherty and as always I'll be joined by my fellow MacGuffin's Justin Jones and Mike Antonio.  Our theme song was written and performed by Jordan Vincent. It's not where you start - It's where you start again... in Down by Law.

On this episode of the MacGuffin Guild, we're going to take part in underground experimentation and hope for the best in Strange Behavior (also known as Dead Kids).This 1981 Horror Sci-Fi Mystery was Directed by Michael Laughlin and written by Laughlin along with Bill Condon. Starring Michael Murphy, Louise Fletcher, Dan Shor, Fiona Lewis and Marc McClure.We're gonna talk about the effects of experiments on unknowing teenagers, what Billy the Kid and Jimmy Olson are doing these days, as well as how to properly pronounce aesthetic.We'll discuss giving up your shin bones to cheat death, Dennis Hopper's meat puppet hand in Speed and how to tell your grandchildren that you played the character called "Fat Girl" in the movie 'Dead Kids'.We'll get into Taco Bell ashtray throwing stars and whether or not, for $1000, you would watch Twister on loop for 24 straight hours  .I'm Pat Dougherty and as always I'll be joined by my fellow MacGuffin's Justin Jones and Mike Antonio.  Our theme song was written and performed by Jordan Vincent. Somewhere in the American heartland Town population is down... about six feet. In Strange Behavior (also known as Dead Kids).

On this episode of the MacGuffin Guild, we're gonna take some Soy Sauce and travel across time and dimensions, and hopefully return as humans, in John Dies at the End.This 2012 Fantasy Horror Comedy Directed by the legendary Don Coscarelli and based on the novel written by David Wong. Starring Chase Williamson, Rob Mayes, Paul Giamatti, Clancy Brown, Doug Jones and the icon Angus Scrimm.We're gonna talk about the proper tomatometer pronunciation, Justin's Tom Atkins experience, the top 10 most common surnames in the world and Pat's "Wizard of Oz" theory of this film.We'll discuss dick door knobs and meat monsters, the guy's personal comic creations, such as Flying Sheet Man and Artie Racer, the rules for another MacGuffin Guild drinking game and cousin Larry Appleton.We'll get into the passing of Angry Jim, offensive t-shirts, Jaws: the book, Justin's Phantom Hair and ask... "What IS the point?"I'm Pat Dougherty and as always I'll be joined by my fellow MacGuffin's Justin Jones and Mike Antonio.  Our theme song was written and performed by Jordan Vincent. Just so you know... we're sorry for anything that's about to happen... in John Dies at the End.

On this special Two-Part episode of the MacGuffin Guild, we're going to continue the obsessive search for... The Vanishing.We're going to explore and compare both the 1988 and 1993 versions of the film, both Directed by George Sluizer. The '88 version stars Bernard-Pierre Donnadieu, Johanna term Steege and Gene Bervoets, while the '93 version stars Jeff Bridges, Kiefer Sutherland, Nancy Travis and Sandra Bullock.We're gonna talk about the Golden Egg, the fear of tunnels and Sly Stallone, Anti-Fan reviews and ASMR.We'll discuss the look of Metal Bass Players, Method Acting, Mike's throat growls, playing Darts in the Dark and losing your bear hunting friend.We'll also talk about Pat's UFO experience, chess-master Tim Krabbe', as well as the second time Justin was almost abducted.I'm Pat Dougherty and as always I'll be joined by my fellow MacGuffin's Justin Jones and Mike Antonio.  Our theme song was written and performed by Jordan Vincent. Now, let's find out how far out of your mind you're willing to go to find... The Vanishing.

On this special Two-Part episode of the MacGuffin Guild, we're going to continue the obsessive search for... The Vanishing.We're going to explore and compare both the 1988 and 1993 versions of the film, both Directed by George Sluizer. The '88 version stars Bernard-Pierre Donnadieu, Johanna term Steege and Gene Bervoets, while the '93 version stars Jeff Bridges, Kiefer Sutherland, Nancy Travis and Sandra Bullock.We're gonna talk about the Golden Egg, the fear of tunnels and Sly Stallone, Anti-Fan reviews and ASMR.We'll discuss the look of Metal Bass Players, Method Acting, Mike's throat growls, playing Darts in the Dark and losing your bear hunting friend.We'll also talk about Pat's UFO experience, chess-master Tim Krabbe', as well as the second time Justin was almost abducted.I'm Pat Dougherty and as always I'll be joined by my fellow MacGuffin's Justin Jones and Mike Antonio.  Our theme song was written and performed by Jordan Vincent. Now, let's find out how far out of your mind you're willing to go to find... The Vanishing.

On this episode of the MacGuffin Guild, we're gonna travel to our crazy Aunt's country home in House, also known as Hausu.This 1977 Japanese Horror Comedy starring Kimiko Ikegami, Miki Jingo and Kumiko Ohba among others.  Directed by Nobuhiko Obayashi.We're gonna talk about the films connection to Jaws, using humor to cope with unimaginable horror, naked swimming and the Zolly shot.We'll discuss the secret of filmmaking and how rules are made to be broken as well as the atomic bomb and its devastating impact.We'll talk about flying heads, bitting butts, naughty Jaws and vomit water as well as the original concept for the unmade 16th Godzilla film and diabetes. We'll also discuss what you would do "to stay alive".I'm Pat Dougherty and as always I'll be joined by my fellow MacGuffin's Justin Jones and Mike Antonio.  Our theme song was written and performed by Jordan Vincent. House is calling you to come back home... so gather up your friends and return to House (also known asHausu).

On this episode of the MacGuffin Guild, we're gonna head into the woods for a game of survival with The Zero Boys.This little-known 1986 Action Horror starring Daniel Hirsch, Kelli Maroney, Nicole Rio, Tom Shell and Joe Estevez.  Directed by Nico Mastorakis.We're gonna talk about the strongest stun gun in the history of mankind. We'll learn about yuppi's as well as settle the life-long debate of Bears vs. crickets.We'll discuss whether we would hang out in a home we had no right to be in, the locations used to film Friday the 13th Part 3, as well as the Fraggleverse and how it's connected to Doctor Who.We'll talk about paint ball etiquette as well as the guys personal paint balling experiences. We question the point of having a roof hatch on a house and the ever-present danger of punji sticks.I'm Pat Dougherty and as always I'll be joined by my fellow MacGuffin's Justin Jones and Mike Antonio.  Our theme song was written and performed by Jordan Vincent. Witness the Dawn of a New Breed of Heroes... The Zero Boys.

On this episode of the MacGuffin Guild,we're gonna answer the phone When a Stranger Calls.This 1979 Horror Thriller Classic stars Carol Kane, Charles Durning, Tony Beckley, Colleen Dewhurst, Ron O'Neal and Michael Champion.  Directed by Fred Walton.We're gonna talk about Carol Kane's "least funny movie", the real life story of Tony Beckley, Dynamic Sound, Mike's teeth fears and the poor man's Brian Dennehy. We'll discuss Ron O'Neal's mustache, The Power of *69, The Anne of Green Gables universal female connection and Pat's terrifying Legend of the Schwan Man.We'll talk about Mike's Lawn Dart incident and how he makes friends as well as random Movie Reviews with Justin. We'll also introduce the When a Stranger Calls subtitle Drinking Game."I'm Pat Dougherty and as always I'll be joined by my fellow MacGuffin's Justin Jones and Mike Antonio.  Our theme song was writtenand performed by Jordan Vincent. Now, answer that phone and for the love of all things holy check on the children... When a Stranger Calls.

On this special Halloween Two-Part episode of the MacGuffin Guild,we're going to hang out at the Titty Twister From Dusk Till Dawn.This 1996 film starring George Clooney, Harvey Keitel, QuentinTarantino, Juliette Lewis, Salma Hayek, Cheech Marin, Tom Savini, FredWilliamson, Danny Trejo and John Saxon.  Directed by Robert Rodriguez.We're gonna talk about the Gecko Brothers, Vampire legends and lore.Tarantino's acting chops, questionable vampire transitions and horrormovie gore effects.We'll discuss MacGuffin Guilt, Tom Savini's Sex Machine, 5-foot-3inches of snow, George Clooney's career, and places that weren't asthey seemed.Over shots of Ol' Granddad, we'll also talk about Pat's earth-alteringtheory entitled "Eggs is like Electricity."I'm Pat Dougherty and as always I'll be joined by my fellowMacGuffin's Justin Jones and Mike Antonio.  Our theme song was writtenand performed by Jordan Vincent. Warning, Nerd Alert ahead on thisspecial two-part episode of From Dusk Till Dawn.

On this special Halloween Two-Part episode of the MacGuffin Guild,we're going to hang out at the Titty Twister From Dusk Till Dawn.This 1996 film starring George Clooney, Harvey Keitel, QuentinTarantino, Juliette Lewis, Salma Hayek, Cheech Marin, Tom Savini, FredWilliamson, Danny Trejo and John Saxon.  Directed by Robert Rodriguez.We're gonna talk about the Gecko Brothers, Vampire legends and lore.Tarantino's acting chops, questionable vampire transitions and horrormovie gore effects.We'll discuss MacGuffin Guilt, Tom Savini's Sex Machine, 5-foot-3inches of snow, George Clooney's career, and places that weren't asthey seemed.Over shots of Ol' Granddad, we'll also talk about Pat's earth-alteringtheory entitled "Eggs is like Electricity."I'm Pat Dougherty and as always I'll be joined by my fellowMacGuffin's Justin Jones and Mike Antonio.  Our theme song was writtenand performed by Jordan Vincent. Warning, Nerd Alert ahead on thisspecial two-part episode of From Dusk Till Dawn.

On this episode of the MacGuffin Guild, we're going to make a dealwith the devil in Bedazzled.This 1967 film starring Peter Cook, Dudley Moore, Eleanor Bron andRaquel Welch. Directed by Stanley Donen.We're gonna talk about Dudley Moore's singing career, Julie Andrews,the legacy of Peter Cook, British humor, how this is NOT the BrendanFrazier remake, as well as the Seven Deadly sins and the Devil'shenchmen.We'll discuss Mike's bloodlines, satisfied tunafish, Old Dirty Men:The Movie, Marty Feldman's last film roll, the streaming service FartFlix and the art of Vajazzling.We're also going to rank movie Satans and comedy duos.I'm Pat Dougherty and as always I'll be joined by my fellowMacGuffin's Justin Jones and Mike Antonio.  Our theme song was writtenand performed by Jordan Vincent. Now, light your sparkler for visualexcitement and let's get to this before we get hit with another peacescare.  Blow a raspberry for Bedazzled.

The guys rank and discuss their Top 5 favorite modern day Horror Icons from a list of 13.  Jason, Freddy, Pinhead, Leatherface, Michael Myers, Chucky, Candyman, Pennywise, Pumpkinhead, The Firefly Family, Jigsaw, Tall Man and Ghostface.

On this episode of the MacGuffin Guild, we'll be heading on setwith the crew of Living in Oblivion.This 1995 film about making a film stars Steve Buscemi, CatherineKeener, Dermot Mulroney, James Le Gros and features the first creditedperformance of Peter Dinklage as Tito the dwarf. It was Directed byTom DiCillo.We're going to discuss film set jargon, gaffers tape and how this filmwas originally intended to be a half hour short. We'll talk about howeverything that could go wrong, goes wrong.We'll discuss Patrick Swayze's pre-scene moves, the Transformer thatturns into a brief case, the benefits of putting Preperation H on youreyes and the inspiring impact of the unmade film "Gorephanage". We'llalso talk about Pat's confusion between The Matrix and 13 Ghosts.I'm Pat Dougherty and as always I'll be joined by my fellowMacGuffin's Justin Jones and Mike Antonio.  Our theme song was writtenand performed by Jordan Vincent. Now, quiet on the set, 'cause we'regonna make a movie! Call Pictures Up! Sound Speed! and Action! ...onLiving In Oblivion.

The guys discuss the story of Charles Bronson and what makes him such a badass.

On this episode of the MacGuffin Guild, we're going to take part in the fight between the forces of Good and Evil, as well as battle utter confusion in the world of The Visitor.This 1979 Spaghetti Sci-Fi Classic, directed by Giulio Pardisi, also known as Michael J. Paradise.Starring Lance Henriksen, Glenn Ford, Joanne Nail, Shelley Winters, Paige Conner and Sam Peckinpah as Dr. Sam Collins.We're going to discuss Italian Sound dubbing, Powerful Orgy People, Space Carneys, attacking birds, what sort of person gifts a gun at a child's birthday party and the horrible plot twist of the ladybug.We'll get into the music of Franco Micalizzi and his impact on modern pop culture, the longest escalator in the world, Lance Henriksen's thoughts on the film and what came first? Science... or car phones.I'm Pat Dougherty and as always I'll be joined by my fellowMacGuffin's Justin Jones and Mike Antonio.  Our theme song was writtenand performed by Jordan Vincent. Now pay attention, avoid the birds and try not to get too confused by The Visitor.Let's get to it!

On this episode of the MacGuffin Guild, we're be taking a ride in the cockpit with Tank Girl.This Comic Book film by Director Rachel Talalay exploded onto thescene in 1995, but was quickly ignored by moviegoers.Starring Lori Petty, Ice-T, Naomi Watts, the legendary MalcolmMcDowell, as well as a cameo by the one-and-only Iggy Pop.We're going to explore the connection between Tank Girl and Joan ofArc, we'll learn about the movie novelization of the film, theprosthetic Kangaroo Penis on the cutting room floor as well as whatLori Petty has been up to these days.We'll discuss our favorite Post Apocalyptic Films as well as 80's and90's comic book films and the unnerving discovery of Uncle Monkey.I'm Pat Dougherty and as always I'll be joined by my fellowMacGuffin's Justin Jones and Mike Antonio.  Our theme song was writtenand performed by Jordan Vincent.  Now clean one out of the chamber,take a shot and prepare to be blasted by Tank Girl.Let's get to it!

On this Episode of the MacGuffin Guild, we'll be purchasing our tickets to the big show and witnessing Brian De Palma's Phantom of the Paradise.The classic 1974 Rock Opera Starring William Finley as the disfigured composer known as the Phantom who has had his life's work stolen by an evil record tycoon played by the legendary Paul Williams.We're going to dig into the struggles of the music industry, the comparisons between Phantom of the Paradise and the Rocky Horror Picture Show, as well as what came first. As well as Jessica Harper's connection to both franchises.We'll also talk about Justin's Halloween costume plans, Mike's live theater Rocky Horror experience, the voice of the Phantom, the works of Paul Williams, Pat's french class and Beef's stage presence.I'm Pat Dougherty and I'm proud to be joined by my fellow MacGuffin's, Justin Jones and Mike Antonio. Our theme song was written and performed by Jordan Vincent.Now get out your ticket, take your seat, silence your cellphone, and enjoy Phantom of the Paradise.Now, let's get to it! 

On this Episode of the MacGuffin Guild, we'll be attending Slaughter High.  The Classic 1986 Slasher starring Caroline Munro, Simon Scuddamore & Marc Smith. Directed by George Dugdale, Mark Ezra and Peter Litten.  With music by the legendary Harry Manfredini.We're going to dig into the trials and tribulations of high school, and the very real and lasting impact that bullies can have on someone -- both in film and in real life.We'll also get into The Mighty Gosh, the 35-year old high-schooler Caroline Munro, whether or not Skippy Pollack is a bad-ass jock name, the telemarketer named Abraham Lincoln and British April Fools.We'll discuss how both Pat and Mike were mere spectators at each other's high school fist fights and question how smart it is to knowingly take a full bath while your friends are being systematically murdered.We'll also get into the very tragic real life story of Simon Scuddamore.I'm Pat Dougherty and as always I'll be joined by my fellow MacGuffin's Justin Jones and Mike Antonio. Our theme song was written and performed by Jordan Vincent. Now get to your desk, get out your #2 pencils and prepare to take notes in Slaughter High!Let's get to it!