When Wife Gives You Lemons

This week on  ⁨@whenwifegivesyoulemons⁩  we talk about opening my new spa in an office building. John talks about, actually, I have no idea. #massage #santaclarita #funny

this week on ‎⁨@whenwifegivesyoulemons⁩  we talk about universal studios massage therapy opening up my new studio #universalstudios #citywalk #comedy

This week on  ⁨@whenwifegivesyoulemons⁩  John talks about going to the punk festival with Caleb, Joy talks about going to the comedy store and talking to porn stars #badreligion #aquabats #comedy

This week on  @whenwifegivesyoulemons  John talks about going to punk shows, Joy talks about her new adventure and her new name and then named Nana too #thecomedystore #marriage #podcast

This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons we talk about John having a dream where Joy cheats on him, John gets and alligator bite, Joy has her first Karen and more #dream #alligator #karen

This week on  @whenwifegivesyoulemons  we talk about leases, the super bowl, cal king vs queen, psychic medium, psychic reading, massage therapy, new york, and more #newyork #psychic #psychicreading

This week on  @whenwifegivesyoulemons  we talk about Brodie's birthday, supercross, superbad country music, edging, sandy the squirrel sex doll, and more #supercross #birthday #parentingpodcast

This week on  @whenwifegivesyoulemons  John and Joy talk about Christmas, and New Year. Crazy secret Santas, weird presents, and more #christmas #marriage #secretsanta

This week on  @whenwifegivesyoulemons  we talk about Thanksgiving, parents behaving badly, drunk Joy in Walmart, ugly Christmas sweater, and our Spotify Wrapped #podcast #elderlyparents #badparenting

This week on  @whenwifegivesyoulemons  we talk about jizz bracelets, old racing, ladybird lake, bbq kitty, dumb and dumber, batman and more #thecomedystore #dumbanddumber #elderlyparents

This week on  @whenwifegivesyoulemons  John talks about how the homeless have safety meetings, Joy gets her cc hacked, and Mattel gets wicked #wicked #homeless #comedy

This week on  @whenwifegivesyoulemons  John talks about trick or treating, Joy talks about family drama and cleaning out her parents house #parents #parenting #elderlycare

This week on  @whenwifegivesyoulemons  Joy talks about being in a high speed chase, getting compliments. John finds his new friend in a naked homeless guy #compliments #homeless #kids

This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons we talk about bad license plates, chiddyy drivers, haunted houses, halloween, monsters and more #bdsmclubs #dominatrix #haunted

This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons we talk about John and Caleb having the time of their lives at a punk festival. Joy deals with a sick kid #marriagetips #marriagecomedy #punk

This week on  @whenwifegivesyoulemons  John talks about going to see a punk show, grocery shopping. Joy continues in her villain era, tattoos, and Brodie has regrets #adolescentes #punk #punkrock

This week on  @whenwifegivesyoulemons  John sneaks out of someone's house. Joy keeps going into her villain era, does a backyard comedy show, and more #puppyschool #show #comedy

This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons we talk about getting stuck in the Starbucks line, John has a nope, we produced a comedy show #comedy #starbucks #president

This week on  @whenwifegivesyoulemons  John gets over covid. Joy goes on an adventure by herself to get to a girls trip because she has bad FOJO fear of Joy out #podcast #marriage #girlstrip

This week on  @whenwifegivesyoulemons  we talk about John getting Covid, Caleb getting his permit, and Brodie getting starting position. Joy gets nothing, but the pleasure of watching her family #comedy #podcasting #permitdriver

This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons we talk about John doing the RC nationals, cheating twats, and Joy talks about Franny going to puppy school, and the Hollywood sign #cheating #cheaters #puppyschool

This week on  @whenwifegivesyoulemons  John has another grocery store adventure, football adventure, Australian break dancing. Joy let's her anxiety hit her, open mic, comedy, the comedy store, mini kiss and more #minikiss #thecomedystore #parenting

This week on  @whenwifegivesyoulemons  we talk about John saving lives. Caleb being awesome, and the beach #carpinteria #celebration #deathplans

This week on  @whenwifegivesyoulemons  John has fob trauma, Joy goes to the comedy store and as always has the time of her life. #parenting #honda #podcastingforthepeople

This week on  @whenwifegivesyoulemons  Joy has an adventure in Fresno, John has no notes but has a story about a man getting caught loving himself in a glass pool #fresno #hospital #fresnocommunityhospital

This week on  @whenwifegivesyoulemons  John talks about his past girlfriend, Joy reveals more childhood trauma, 4th of July stories, Solvang, Taekwondo, barbies and more #taekwondo #barbie #parenting

This week on  @whenwifegivesyoulemons  John and Joy are at the end of a crazy run. We talk for a little bit before giving up #nextone #video #prostatemassage

This week on  @whenwifegivesyoulemons  Johns at the bottom of the roller coaster and Joy is still making her way to the top. The god damn comedy jam, Jeremiah Watkins Careless Whisper, Jelly Roll, Bunny, and Machine Gun Kelly #mgk #jeremiahwatkins #joshadamnsmeyers

This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons John and Joy are LIVE. We talk about the author signing we had just done in San Diego Gaslamp district. It was a blast and now we have the bug for lives. #live #hauntedhotel #marriedlifehumor

This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons John and Joy turn into Milf and Dilf. Our kid gets married and we cry like b!tches. Brodie passes out at Vegas baby #marriage #groomsmen #passout

This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons John has stolen valor, the wedding, Maria's Italian deli, delightful people, small world, and more #agourahills #maria #marriedlife

This week on  @whenwifegivesyoulemons  we talk about our middle son graduating this week. Joy goes to the comedy store and massages Bobby Lee, John plays disc golf and gets assaulted by an old lady and her dog. #discgolf #discgolfcourse #agourahills

This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons we talk about John barking at coyotes, al Capone and expired milk, John got an Ace. Joy appreciates moms, her grandfather's song, and more #nativeamerican #nativeinstruments #songs

This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons we talk about marine world, handels, ice cream, birthdays, engagement #handels #icecream

This week on  @whenwifegivesyoulemons  we talk about childhood stories, talking in whale, making people cry and more #crying #whale #findingnemo

This week on  @whenwifegivesyoulemons  we talk about Joy growing up with her parents, Brodie goes shoe shopping, and April showers #shoes #shopping #bridalshower

This week on   @whenwifegivesyoulemons  John talks about his round with pancakes. Senior Prom for Caleb. Joy talks about dirty people in the massage room, and bating vs Harry Potter #harrypotter #pancakes #prom

This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons Joy gets another prostate request, Happy birthday Caleb, John gets crop dusted and more #dogs #cropdusting #prostatecare

This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons John talks about making a friend during breakfast, Joy talks about nasty men trying to get things in the massage room #massage #marriage #breakfast

This week on  @whenwifegivesyoulemons  we talk about an engagement party, Joy gets laryngitis, John is a retired man whore #manwore #laryngitis #retired

This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons John tries to one up Joy. John has people adventures, and Joy is joy #massage #marriedlife #podcasting

This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons John allegedly breaks his nose, Joy talks about childhood trauma and tells stories about her childhood #porn #pornaddict #parents

This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons John and Joy recount stories of the zoo. John and Joy talk about their adventures at the comedy store. #bobbylee #mattrife #comedy

This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons we talk about Dirty John, getting kicked in the balls, earthquakes, and more #puppy #dogs #tacobell

This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons John talks about doing a disc golf tournament, Joy finds a glitch in the matrix, and Brodie does the intro #kid #kidintroduction#matrix

This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons John talks about peepee keys, and stealing candy from a teenager. Joy talks about her adventure becoming a Choctaw #choctaw #choctawdurant #candy

This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons we talk about things we did as kids, magic mountain, reconnecting with friends, rolling your ankle, and more #thecomedystore #magicmountain #puppy

This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons Joy gets botox from a bunch of students, and John rescues a dead bird. #dogs #puppy #puppylife

This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons John gets owned by old men, goes to supercross, and loses his car. Joy has more puppy issues and finds her dream bed #motorcross #bed #marriage

This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons John and Joy talk about the stupid decision they made to get a puppy. Then it's a lot of puppy talk before we remember it's the first episode of the new year #2024 #newyear #dogs