Blue Skies from the Basement

We're BACK! and I'll tell ya this much, it's definitely NOT exotic jams! Oh how we have missed y'all, so so much. Where did we go? Why haven't new audio episodes come out? Do you guys still love us? We didn't go anywhere, and duh.. you are too easy to love! If you have missed your weekly dose of the banana cult as much as we've missed you, you can always join us LIVE on Saturdays at 10pm EST. The show has been going strong over there, and we now have a backlog of episodes to edit, so large, that we may never see Wes again... Anywhoodles, sorry for the absence in your feed, we are back to stay! You can expect a new ep, every other week, Thursdays, with bonus releases sprinkled in on the off weeks! Now, lets dig into this like a Thanksgiving turkey. This time round we are joined by our good friend, BlueWombat AKA Wombie! Honesty is absent this episode, which means the boys drank too much, and rambled for entirely too long! Check back in at hour 4 and you tell me if I was right or not! We get right into the turkey meat of it all and tell stories about puking on public transportation. City bus is worse than a school bus, promise. Just trust us on that. But that's just the gravy, when the discussion turns heated, as Austin declares that charred/grilled food is literally just burnt, and you are trash for liking burnt food. The boys push back on him, but this only makes Austin horny oddly enough. Glizzies really having a moment in culture right now though... listen in for BSFTB certified cooking techniques! Now someone please pass the cranberry sauce...    Next up is our TikTok section and we enter this section with a "UGHH WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT" and a lil' bit of bird shit in a woman's mouth. Well, actually... she ate the bird shit. The bird had no part in it. Ya know what? Not gonna bother explaining, just listen to the show lol. More toks that cross the line, as we press forward and learn about what pranks are okay and which are probably gonna get you justifiably murdered. Check out our YT if you'd like to watch the Tok along with us, links down below! Navigate over there while your uncle and cousin who drove from out of town argue about Joe Brandon.    There is so much in this ep, it was tough to decide what to write here... Letting our wives convince us into getting pegged, balls that get hard like the dick, mid show beer runs, female led relationships, another gas station incident, family drama... trauma.. and even the good parts! BUT I would be remiss If I didn't mention that the back half includes one of the best stories ever brought to the show. Let's just say it involves secret mason jars full of poo, and a relationship on the rocks. I don't want to give any more away, but it's definitely a shitty situation we get to hear about! All of this, and so much more.... Only on BSFTB! *okay, have a super freaking awesome day and stuff!* - Future grandpa Wes   Hope everyone has been well, has a great holiday season, and enjoys this episode once ya get sick of being around your family on turkey day... gobble gobble ya bunch of goofs. See ya back here in the feed next week!  Thank you for listening and please don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes or wherever else you find us. Do it, or we will charr the absolute shit out of all your glizzies Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Our home base - PodBean - blueskiesfromthebasement.podbean.com YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Follow Austin and now the full SHOW on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader THE SHOW IS LIVE ON TWITCH, EVERY SATURDAY (unless otherwise noted) SUB TO THE TWITCH, AND JOIN THE DISCORD FOR STREAM ANNOUNCEMENTS!  Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord and join the conversation! - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Special thanks to everyone in our Discord server and the community over in Slack! Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 and Instagram  @bananacultleader Honesty @honestyisaliar Wes @savagedad_wes  FIND Honesty on TikTok @ www.tiktok.com/@honestyisaliar for some amazing vocal work AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC  and as always,  don't mind me... I'm a tourist!  

We're back! Welcome to the LICE SHOW! SHIT, LIVE**** not lice. Gross. Austin can't type, and following with podcast tradition, continues to say words wrong. Speaking of which, It's been too long! We have missed all of you. This one is a bit... (pause for dramatic ben affleck) Goofy. Austin is on one, Wes is drunker than usual, Honesty is over us both, and everyone's favorite Aunt K is with us, back for her third guest appearance! You may remember her from, making the boys look like babies for crying about hot wings on a previous episodes eating c hallenge! But enough about the past, let's get into it! We blast some hot dogs out of throats as fast as possible, torture our friends with videos we have seen and now must show them as well, and listen to a riveting story from Honesty about her ghost Dad, and his adventures into the seedy underworld of afterlife sex work. Dead people gotta cum too, duh. Speaking of dead parents, BRITNEY IS FINALLY FREE. We talk a bit about the #freebrit movement and by the time Wes finally got around to releasing this episode, she's already won her case. YAY BRITNEY. (editor note, huh weird, never thought I'd write YAY BRITNEY in an episode description... first time for everything). Pour yourself some choccy milk into a Chuck E. Cheese cup and buckle in for drunk science as the gang attempts to explain physics, VR, skateboarding, and mansplaining. We even break it down so far, to the molecular level, that I do believe we achieved the paradox of a woman mansplaining the concept of mansplaining to a man. I know, my head hurts too, but yours looks serious.. go to the hospital bro. Anyways, we cover our TIKTOK SECTION, plan a group trip for the future, and then play a few quick rounds of the Song word association game! Guess who can't sing, still?! AYO FRED, stick around for a couple great pod reccs from Aunt K and the Savage Dad himself!  All of this and much more,  only on BSFTB!  Thank you for listening and please don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes or wherever else you find us. Do it, or we will launch hot dogs out of our throats at you, in front of all your co-workers.  Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Our home base - PodBean - blueskiesfromthebasement.podbean.com YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Follow Austin and now the full SHOW on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader THE SHOW IS LIVE ON TWITCH, EVERY SATURDAY (unless otherwise noted) SUB TO THE TWITCH, AND JOIN THE DISCORD FOR STREAM ANNOUNCEMENTS!  Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord and join the conversation! - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Special thanks to everyone in our Discord server and the community over in Slack! Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 and Instagram  @bananacultleader Honesty @honestyisaliar Wes @savagedad_wes  FIND Honesty on TikTok @ www.tiktok.com/@honestyisaliar for some amazing vocal work AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC  and as always,  don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

We're back! Coming in with a family episode, just in time for you to ignore yours on the holiday! Why gossip about your aunt's dry turkey and your uncle's bad politics, when you can sit back and enjoy our conversation about olive phobias, fingerboarding edits, and Ruby Tuesday's instead?! We are joined by fam of the banana, Jacob (guitarist of Forever Unknown) and Mathew, for this one. Wes may not be related, but it sure does feel like it by the end of this one. Strap-in, step-on, step-brother... or whatever.. I've been watching too much free internet porn, fight me. HOW MUCH WILL THEY LET US GET AWAY WITH? Stay tuned to find out... We get right into this one... I mean like, just absolutely wreck it from the top to the bottom. Topics covered in this episode include: Online platforms giving me existential dread, fighting drunk assholes in the city at 4AM, Grab-Ass, mouthing lyrics you don't know, gaywalkers and sexual preference vs. discrimination, and whether or not man-splaining is real. Again, fight me. I don't care. Do it. Fight me.  All gags and gaffs aside, we get pretty deep on this one, talk some controversy, speak on creative and responsibility, and get into the weeds on sexuality as it relates to meeting your life goals. Thanks for tuning in as always. On a personal note, we have missed you all and, getting back to putting out episodes feels like a small piece of normal here in the basement! Seeya next week... All of this and much more,  only on BSFTB!  Thank you for listening and please don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes or wherever else you find us. Do it, or we will hire men in horse costumes to show up to your job and neigh at you through the windows.  Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Our home base - PodBean - blueskiesfromthebasement.podbean.com YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Follow Austin and now the full SHOW on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader THE SHOW IS LIVE ON TWITCH, EVERY SATURDAY (unless otherwise noted) SUB TO THE TWITCH, AND JOIN THE DISCORD FOR STREAM ANNOUNCEMENTS!  Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord and join the conversation! - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Special thanks to everyone in our Discord server and the community over in Slack! Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 and Instagram  @bananacultleader Honesty @honestyisaliar Wes @savagedad_wes  FIND Honesty on TikTok @ www.tiktok.com/@honestyisaliar for some amazing vocal work AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC  and as always,  don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

We're back! Oh how we have missed you all! After a brief hiatus, the releases are back and the backlog is loaded with guests and tons of extra treats to look forward to. On this one, we are joined by Austin and Honesty's neighbor, Matt! He comes on to show off his cookies and his Schwinn, and the crew is impressed with both. This man got that real real. Plus lots of other nonsense and stories about injuring ourselves! This one starts out hot and only increases in heat as we go, so strap in! We cover just about every way humanly possible to hurt yourself with sports, and basically do the audio version of an episode of Scarred for the first chunk. Then Honesty convinces us to get to our video segment and of course, her tiktoks take the cake! ON TOP OF THAT, we have a special vid included, featuring our guest and a conspiracy that gets Wes all riled up. Listen in as he tries to convince us all that the moon landing totally did happen.  Finally, the back third of the show gets a bit raunchy and horny... seems to be a trend lately. Get us drunk and tired enough and the tits and dicks start flyin'! Wes brings us a new game with a twist on Google Battle from previous episodes, and we get derailed literally, every. single. question. Stick around for the most ridiculous "shit myself" story you have ever heard that also includes a broken arm, and the end... Where we argue about how to properly measure your own dick at home. Bottom side is for flattering. All of this and much more,  only on BSFTB!  Thank you for listening and please don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes or wherever else you find us. Do it, or we will hire men in horse costumes to show up to your job and neigh at you through the windows.  Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Our home base - PodBean - blueskiesfromthebasement.podbean.com YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Follow Austin and now the full SHOW on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader THE SHOW IS LIVE ON TWITCH, EVERY SATURDAY (unless otherwise noted) SUB TO THE TWITCH, AND JOIN THE DISCORD FOR STREAM ANNOUNCEMENTS!  Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord and join the conversation! - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Special thanks to everyone in our Discord server and the community over in Slack! Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 and Instagram  @bananacultleader Honesty @honestyisaliar Wes @savagedad_wes  FIND Honesty on TikTok @ www.tiktok.com/@honestyisaliar for some amazing vocal work AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC  and as always,  don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

We're back! With a Friday release? Shit's been weird y'all and we get into it a little on the show. It's been such a trip doing this so far, and we talk about how adult life, parenting, work, and our own mental struggles have made this one hell of a rollercoaster ride! But never worry, the Blue Skies will always be back to deliver your much needed dose of positivity and potassium!  Returning guest, and friend who hasn't seen any of the shows or movies we love, Kaitlyn, joins us and continues to shock and surprise with even more classics she famously hasn't seen either! Honesty joins us in spirit and soundboard form to remind us where all the butt stuff is, and that we should be talking about it more. We get into a huge TikTok section with the crew, plus a couple bonus vids! Lets just say one is cute and the other is racist as fuck. OH an they are both original vids from the boys, recorded by the bananas themselves! We cover a lot in this one, and Kaitlyn always brings out the deep topics and introspection in us, so here is a quick rundown of what to expect! Bo Burnham's new special (guess what? she hasn't seen it), SpongeBob and the woes of not having basic cable, astrology talk, Austin hunts for cougars, lines in comedy and being regular ass people online, we all say niche wrong (nitch vs nish vs neesh), "I want her to not like it", the notorious "Piss yourself right now!" debate resurfaces, more shit Kaitlyn hasn't seen (ROBOCOP?! COME ON!) fucked up teeth and innie nipples, our shared hatred of homework and love of Tom Holland, and then drunkenly talking about COVID and the misinformation around masks and vaccines! I TOLD YOU, this one is a doozy and thanks to Kaitlyn for bringing out the best in the boys on this episode! All of this, and much more, only on BSFTB!  Thank you for listening and please don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes or wherever else you find us. Do it, or we will put your knee caps on your elbows and visa versa. It will look real dumb and you prolly won't be able to walk.  Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Our home base - PodBean - blueskiesfromthebasement.podbean.com YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Follow Austin and now the full SHOW on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader THE SHOW IS LIVE ON TWITCH, EVERY SATURDAY (unless otherwise noted) SUB TO THE TWITCH, AND JOIN THE DISCORD FOR STREAM ANNOUNCEMENTS!  Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord and join the conversation! - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Special thanks to everyone in our Discord server and the community over in Slack! Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 and Instagram  @bananacultleader Honesty @honestyisaliar Wes @savagedad_wes  FIND Honesty on TikTok @ www.tiktok.com/@honestyisaliar for some amazing vocal work AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC  and as always,  don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

We're back! Back again with the Backyardigans (I don't know where this trend started, but I'm not complainin') and comin' in with a classic just the crew episode. Don't worry though, we have guest episodes in the chamber with some returning favorites! This one starts weird, goes nerdy, and then ends with Austin almost passing out from pain and laughter. He may have busted his ribs skating with Wes, and now the crew is using him like a comedy voodoo doll.  First up, Wes dives deep and explains the history of magic and the current state of the modern magic industry. I know, super nerdy. Later on we even watch some performances for live explanations of how they are done! Then Austin and Honesty tag team us with a story about how Austin misinterpreted texts from her. Lets just say there is some singing in this episode featuring our favorite alien conspiracy theorist. Then we get the story of how the ribs got busted as we head into our TikTok Section! This one is full of dad toks, fart jokes, and that backyaridgans trend from earlier! Finally, we get a bit nostalgic and remember old books we loved as kids. Except for Austin, cus he doesn't read. We get flat with Flat Stanley, and remember how legitimately scary some of the old Scooby Doo movies were (looking at you Zombie Island). Friends pop up in the live chat and get us talking about cuticles and other body parts. Like taints, for example. We explore why it is that most men enjoy their various smells, and then we tell Wes he needs to shower more.. like god damn.  All of this, and much more, only on BSFTB!  Thank you for listening and please don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes or wherever else you find us. Do it, or we will put all of your socks into a hot air balloon and smile as they drift away.  Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Our home base - PodBean - blueskiesfromthebasement.podbean.com YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Follow Austin and now the full SHOW on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader THE SHOW IS LIVE ON TWITCH, EVERY SATURDAY (unless otherwise noted) SUB TO THE TWITCH, AND JOIN THE DISCORD FOR STREAM ANNOUNCEMENTS! GO CHECK OUT OUR PLAYTHROUGH OF IT TAKES TWO! Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord and join the conversation! - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Special thanks to everyone in our Discord server and the community over in Slack! Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 and Instagram  @bananacultleader Honesty @honestyisaliar Wes @savagedad_wes  FIND Honesty on TikTok @ www.tiktok.com/@honestyisaliar for some amazing vocal work AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC  and as always,  don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

We're back! (bonus release) The BananaCult went camping and had a weekend off with the boys featuring Kyle Fleer ($5 Worth of Guilt) and Cody (Dad, Daddy, Dadder). It's somehow more homoerotic than it sounds and we do it all just for you, baby. Wink wink... Too creepy? I'll stop.  In the middle of nowhere, Kentucky, the boys sit down at a picnic table on a beach, at the top of a mountain. Yeah, a mountain beach in good ol' 'Tucky. We catch up with Kyle and Cody since the last time we all talked. Kyle tells us about being a dry biologist vs. being a wet biologist, and Cody teaches us how to feed 9 chickens. Meanwhile, more beers are cracked, Austin hates Wes's IPA, and the sand finds its way into the taint of our taints. Ever wonder if people are also loud jackasses out in nature? We have great news! THEY ARE! We catch the listeners up on our adventures on the mountain beach, and the elephant in the room (more like lifted truck in the room) makes itself known on mic! Our neighbors had one of them "this truck has nuts on it" pickups and drove the boys crazy over the weekend. But we move past that quickly and make some friends with our other camp neighbors and some friendly faces out walking on the trail. So kick back, crack a cold one (if you are legally allowed to that is), and relax with the BananaCult out in the wilderness! PSSSSSSSST this is a bonus ep, NEW regular episode out tomorrow!  All of this, and much more, only on BSFTB!  Thank you for listening and please don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes or wherever else you find us. Do it, or we will idle our ridiculously loud pickup truck at 4am every damn day Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Our home base - PodBean - blueskiesfromthebasement.podbean.com YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Follow Austin and now the full SHOW on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader THE SHOW IS LIVE ON TWITCH, EVERY SATURDAY (unless otherwise noted) SUB TO THE TWITCH, AND JOIN THE DISCORD FOR STREAM ANNOUNCEMENTS! GO CHECK OUT OUR PLAYTHROUGH OF IT TAKES TWO! Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord and join the conversation! - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Special thanks to everyone in our Discord server and the community over in Slack! Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 and Instagram  @bananacultleader Honesty @honestyisaliar Wes @savagedad_wes  FIND Honesty on TikTok @ www.tiktok.com/@honestyisaliar for some amazing vocal work AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC  and as always,  don't mind me... I'm a tourist!  

We're back! Ooowee are we glad to be back, and with a special guest! Now that the crew is fully vaccinated, Kaitlyn joins us about 30 minutes in and we have so much fun that, we record one of our longest episodes yet! You may know Kate from Wes calling her the wrong name for years now. Or as the lovely person who donated to the show when we needed new mics! OH and she got us both banana shirts so like... are you really a fan of us? She's making you look bad right now. Even brought gifts this time too, get yer shit together...  Austin and Wes open up the show with some butt stuff, and talk about how annoying doorstopper springs are. Wondering how those two topics are related? Don't worry, we'll tell ya. After catching some carpet crawlies, Austin tells about some sappy dad shit, and Wes dashes his hopes immediately with promises of stress and mess. Then we catch up on our weeks and Austin shares the story of his kayaking trip with Kate and the crew, now infamous Drunk Amy, and how the boys received a sunblock creampie while out there!  Once Kate arrives to the show, we honestly cover so much I can't write it all out here, so I'll attempt to condense it now.... Chicks with "compass" tattoos How to spot a cuck in the wild Death snails and Kaitlyn's dislike of anything "horror" Star Wars sucks but also is good Austin dies on a fast food hill Wes reveals his reddit account TIKTOK Corner of course Velveeta vs Spaghetti-o's (only one has a world famous chef behind the brand) and we laugh our asses off at Austin's irrational porta-potty fears!  Shoutsout to Bros Brews and Reviews, ENYA, and Mrs. Rutger Thank you for listening and please don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we will make you spend a day with Drunk Amy Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Our home base - PodBean - blueskiesfromthebasement.podbean.com YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Follow Austin and now the full SHOW on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader THE SHOW IS LIVE ON TWITCH, EVERY SATURDAY (unless otherwise noted) SUB TO THE TWITCH, AND JOIN THE DISCORD FOR STREAM ANNOUNCEMENTS! GO CHECK OUT OUR PLAYTHROUGH OF IT TAKES TWO! Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord and join the conversation! - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Special thanks to everyone in our Discord server and the community over in Slack! Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 and Instagram  @bananacultleader Honesty @honestyisaliar Wes @savagedad_wes  FIND Honesty on TikTok @ www.tiktok.com/@honestyisaliar for some amazing vocal work AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC  and as always,  don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

How deep really, is balls deep?  (Special Guest Episode next week!) Thank you for listening and please don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we will give you a siracha enema. Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Our home base - PodBean - blueskiesfromthebasement.podbean.com YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Follow Austin and now the full SHOW on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader THE POD IS NOW LIVE ON TWITCH, EVERY SATURDAY (unless otherwise noted) SUB TO THE TWITCH, AND JOIN THE DISCORD FOR STREAM ANNOUNCEMENTS! GO CHECK OUT OUR PLAYTHROUGH OF IT TAKES TWO! Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord and join the conversation! - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Special thanks to everyone in our Discord server and the community over in Slack! Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 and Instagram  @bananacultleader Honesty @honestyisaliar Wes @savagedad_wes  FIND Honesty on TikTok @ www.tiktok.com/@honestyisaliar for some amazing vocal work AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC - Cloth masks available NOW and as always,  don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

We're back! OooWeeee! Despite some technical issues, a couple mics dying on us (RIP) and a week from hell, the crew is back at it, and holy poop does it feel good! Join us, as Austin almost forgets to record the show again, Wes restrains himself from strangling him, and Honesty tries to keep us on the rails as we get one more drink deep into the hole! This all proves, that no matter what happens, the Blue Skies will always return. We start off with our fan base and Honesty giving us shit about not uploading enough, and then we learn what "the finisher" does... he "finishes"... and Wes can't stop thinking about Mortal Kombat. Then we get into Austin's new buddy, and how he got his ass handed to him in some COD (why not BASS?) Also, do you share a Spotify account with someone? If so, do you ever check out what they listen to? Do you like it? Let us know! Next up we find out that Wes and Honesty live everyday like its 420... and then we get baked and go to the Zoo! TikTok corner happens, and man is it packed full this time! We've got clapped out Hondas, Jokes that Wes doesn't get, people smelling their own farts, and a baby who forgets he was upset mid wailing. We reminisce about the past as we go through these, and Austin tells us about a thorn bush he couldn't quite jump over and Wes tells us about a traffic cone that entered him! OH, and we play a game! Wes tests Honesty and Austin's knowledge of random facts, as we see who can win at Which of the Following! Basically, one of these four is fake, can you spot the false fact? Play along with us in our Discord using the custom bot we have there!  There is so much in this episode, I really struggled writing a description. So I mean this a lil more than usual... ALL OF THIS AND MORE, only on BSFTB! Slight note on the audio here... Honesty is mic-less, but we all decided we neeeeed her on the show! So despite the no mic, we did our best to boost her volume and let her be heard on this episode! Sorry for any weird sounds and glitches that happen because of this, we have new mics on the way already! And a super special THANK YOU to Kate for helping us get the new equipment and supporting the show, you da best and we love you!  Thank you for listening and please don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we will kick your ass and then hand it to you in CoD.  Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Our home base - PodBean - blueskiesfromthebasement.podbean.com YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Follow Austin and now the full SHOW on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader THE POD IS NOW LIVE ON TWITCH, EVERY SATURDAY (unless otherwise noted) SUB TO THE TWITCH, AND JOIN THE DISCORD FOR STREAM ANNOUNCEMENTS! GO CHECK OUT OUR PLAYTHROUGH OF IT TAKES TWO! Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord and join the conversation! - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Special thanks to everyone in our Discord server and the community over in Slack! Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 and Instagram  @bananacultleader Honesty @honestyisaliar Wes @savagedad_wes  FIND Honesty on TikTok @ www.tiktok.com/@honestyisaliar for some amazing vocal work AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC - Cloth masks available NOW and as always,  don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

We're back! Now hold your tongue (YOUR tongue, don't touch other people's tongue without consent) and say "I was born on a pirate ship". Weren't we all? Anyway, the crew is back at it with release from the vault! This one was recorded mid February of this year. Don't you worry, this one is all goof no news, so the date doesn't matter. You could be an alien in the year 3069 and this would still apply DIRECTLY to your daily life. Bit spooky, innit? The gang gets right into it and we introduce ourselves to the AA meeting, fight about whether or not a beanie is a hat, and WHAT EXACTLY IS A SQUARE?? Turns out, "square" just means all right angles, it doesn't have to have equal sides... So tell your mom you learned something new from a podcast today. Austin and Honesty butt heads over a joke, while a burglar scratches his head at all the open cabinets. Ghost robber must've been here already... We hop all over the place in this one, so let me just run through some of the topics rapid fire style... Honesty flexes her soopa white DNA on us, Austin tells us about a woman whose water DID NOT BREAK and has family/doctors feel her cum pants(ew so gross, stick around for this one ahaha), Wes tells us about alien dildo fetishes and an inappropriate foreign children's show, how getting STD results back is terrifying, the origins of that Piña colada song, TIKTOK CORNER, and finally... We have a deep and simultaneously goofy convo about niche cultures in the sexual community, and how much of it is appropriate to do in public and why! All of this and so much more, only on BSFTB! Thank you for listening and please don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we will shrink all of your clothing... even the stuff you haven't bought yet.  Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Our home base - PodBean - blueskiesfromthebasement.podbean.com YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Follow Austin and now the full SHOW on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader THE POD IS NOW LIVE ON TWITCH, EVERY SATURDAY (unless otherwise noted) SUB TO THE TWITCH, AND JOIN THE DISCORD FOR STREAM ANNOUNCEMENTS!  Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord and join the conversation! - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Special thanks to everyone in our Discord server and the community over in Slack! Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 and Instagram  @bananacultleader Honesty @honestyisaliar Wes @savagedad_wes  FIND Honesty on TikTok @ www.tiktok.com/@honestyisaliar for some amazing vocal work AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC - Cloth masks available NOW and as always,  don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

We're back! Sorry for the late episode y'all, be on the lookout for an extra episode this week to make up for it! It feels great to be back (he says, knowing full well we are on a recording vacation currently) and in the studio with the crew! We catch up on our weeks as usual, do some reminiscing about breakup fights we watched from the balcony of Austin's old apartment, and we get right into two stories of an explosion that happened in town (praise Satan) and a drunk guy who was delivered to Austin and Honesty's doorstep by the police! Dude thought he was at home sweet home... OH! Wanna ruin your sleep? Google "secretly living in my house". Sweet dreams.  Next up, we talk about allergy season and recent struggles with random illness during the pandemic. This leads us to a little conversation about adjusting to the pandemic after a full  year, prepping for things to open back up, and getting used to going back out into the world with people. We quickly learned though, some people never stopped their old rude behaviors and are still blocking entire aisles at the store, and breathing down your neck in line.  Finally, the crew wonders if vaginas are infinite and Honesty has to let Wes down with the cold hard truth (they are). We get into our TikTok corner, with an Honesty heavy selection that has the whole crew cracking up. Plus, a couple of Wes and Crystal selections in there for a little off kilter insanity. This time around we watch some Cat Auditions and Spanish lessons, the best argument for aborting an 8 year old, and a real innovative way to use your tub as a pooping assistant. All of this, and much more.... Only on BSFTB!  Thank you for listening and please don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we will replace your peanut butter with fake, nut free alternatives. It's worse than it sounds.  Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Our home base - PodBean - blueskiesfromthebasement.podbean.com YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Follow Austin and now the full SHOW on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader THE POD IS NOW LIVE ON TWITCH, EVERY SATURDAY (unless otherwise noted) SUB TO THE TWITCH, AND JOIN THE DISCORD FOR STREAM ANNOUNCEMENTS!  Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord and join the conversation! - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Special thanks to everyone in our Discord server and the community over in Slack! Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 and Instagram  @bananacultleader Honesty @honestyisaliar Wes @savagedad_wes  FIND Honesty on TikTok @ www.tiktok.com/@honestyisaliar for some amazing vocal work AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC - Cloth masks available NOW and as always,  don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

We're back! This one has all the classics and some bound to be new favorite segments, along with some "learning what not to do" on the fly. So strap in, and unpeel this banana with us. We get into everything from pandemic woes as parents with jobs and needs, Honesty getting padded up for rollerblading finally, and a brand new game for the crew to compete in and test their dirty dirty internet knowledge! We first get haunted by the recurring and soon to be guest, Podcast Ghost.. and then we talk about the up's and down's of being an elevator operator with Austin (insert dad joke rimshot sound effect here). Afterwards, we convince him to read some freakin' books and then we dive into one of our more varied TikTok sections! Listen with us, as we experience our own funerals, and watch a dude regurgitate a hot dog onto a bun. Blergh. Last up, we start to play our own Ohio version of the Florida Man game.... but quickly realize that there is a good reason that people don't use other states for this game. They got some wild reporting laws that make it way more whimsical and way less "shoot-y and murder-y" as the other states. So instead, we play another new game that Wes has brought as backup to lighten the mood! Google Battle! Guess along with the gang, and test your naughty net knowledge, to decide which of these search terms has more hits. Boats vs Cars, Eggs vs Bacon, Golden showers vs Fart porn, and many more! This one goes all over the place, and ends with Wes confused with his interest in the "pony play" community...  All of this and much more, only on BSFTB!  Thank you for listening and please don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we will make you a balloon animal, and then laugh at you when it pops...  Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Our home base - PodBean - blueskiesfromthebasement.podbean.com YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Follow Austin and now the full SHOW on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader SUBSCRIBE TO BE READY FOR THE APRIL 3rd, CHARITY LIVESTREAM  THE POD IS NOW LIVE ON TWITCH, EVERY SATURDAY (unless otherwise noted) SUB TO THE TWITCH, AND JOIN THE DISCORD FOR STREAM ANNOUNCEMENTS!  Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord and join the conversation! - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Special thanks to everyone in our Discord server and the community over in Slack! Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 and Instagram  @blueskiesguy1 Honesty @honestyisaliar Wes @savagedad_wes  FIND Honesty on TikTok @ www.tiktok.com/@honestyisaliar for some amazing vocal work AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC - Cloth masks available NOW and as always,  don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

We're back! This one is a certified fresh banana, perfectly ripe for eating. This episode was recorded just last weekend if you are listening to this the day it released! I meant it when I said we were getting back on schedule damn it. This, and our back catalog of unreleased eps are being edited and pushed out for release the next few weeks, so bunches and bunches of bananas coming your way! First up, the crew refuses to let you have your binky, you've become too attached to it... and honestly, it's kinda lame you keep sucking that dry nipple and getting nothin' out of it. Speaking of chests, do y'all grow nipple hair? What about chest beards? Walk down this unhappy trail with us and get tangled in the mess of overgrown body hair in the wrong places!  We catch up on our weeks of course, talk about how COVID masks are this generations tumbleweeds, and how washed it is to put presidential stickers on your vehicle. Shit looks weird 4 years later when the guy isn't even in office anymore! Tiktoks come at us with an off kilter energy, and we have a selection of clips provided  from the crew. With inspirational Gary Vee posts from Austin, Wes's wife's weird sense of humor, and Honesty has a very special, non tiktok, porn intro that... lets just say, keep your hands off my lemons ya lemon stealing whore. Finally, we wrap up the show with a true menagerie of madness. From saying words the wrong way on purpose while you get your Starbies, to the fact that none of us have seen Brokeback Mountain even though we all reference it. It's a real blessing in the skies as the crew talks to the live chat, wonders if Beyonce is more goated than MJ, and Austin spreads and 'splains his way through his foray back onto SnapChat! It's a real classic fit episode, with topics all over the place and we even revisit a few classics! We get to the bottom of the Too Tall Toilet people from our first ever episode as Honesty finally tells her side of it, and we can't ever drop the story about Wax catchin' his own poops! Like... wtf man?  All of this and much more, only on BSFTB!  Thank you for listening and please don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we will make you forget how to tie your shoes, and then you will have to wear old people velcro sneakers. Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Our home base - PodBean - blueskiesfromthebasement.podbean.com YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Follow Austin and now the full SHOW on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader SUBSCRIBE TO BE READY FOR THE APRIL 3rd, CHARITY LIVESTREAM  THE POD IS NOW LIVE ON TWITCH, EVERY SATURDAY (unless otherwise noted) SUB TO THE TWITCH, AND JOIN THE DISCORD FOR STREAM ANNOUNCEMENTS!  Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord and join the conversation! - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Special thanks to everyone in our Discord server and the community over in Slack! Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 and Instagram  @blueskiesguy1 Honesty @honestyisaliar Wes @savagedad_wes  FIND Honesty on TikTok @ www.tiktok.com/@honestyisaliar for some amazing vocal work AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC - Cloth masks available NOW and as always,  don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

We're back! As promised, and back on schedule! If you missed your weekly blue skies and your nightly banana sermons, then go get your robes out of the closet and dust em off, because the cult is back baby! Weekly releases on Thursdays and bonus eps coming so we can get back to current times with our backlog! Thanks for hanging in there while the banana crew slowly regathers our marbles heading into year two of the pandemic.. SO, first off, the gang starts it light (no, late.. we start it late) with some not so toxic masculinity and TikToks! This time around is loaded with Honesty's top tier selections. Wes's kids would really love this one butthole related tok we watch... listen to find out why, no spoilers here. We turn from TikToks, and around a slight but not too distant corner, to plan out our OnlyFans and online media empire. We sell bananas and our bodies now, want some? Gonna start mailing out old socks if that's your thing as well. HMU at the email below ahaha. (Is he serious? I don't know... YOU tell me, AM I?) Next up, Wes drinks coffee and beer at the same time, which is totally healthy, and Austin tells us about his senioritis at his job. Then we move onto a story we may be a bit late covering, but is endlessly interesting. The Wall street bets and RobinHood controversy continue, and the crew go over how weird it is that memes and TikTok vids are what are keeping us current with the news and culture these days. Finally, now that we are live streaming these episodes (Saturday at 10pm EST), we interact with chat a bit and get to know the fans a bit better! We answer small questions about the show, but the real party happens when chat asks the tough questions and we give the tougher answers! We meet a young conservative, cover race issues and the nuance of being 3 white people talking about black matters, and even cover a little about the history of policing, rape allegations, and how hard it is to talk to your family and friends about this type of thing. Hopefully by having these conversations, we can help each other understand others a little better, and make sense of why people with gross beliefs, believe what they do.  All of this and much more, only on BSFTB!  Thank you for listening and please don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we will peel you like a banana from the bottom up. Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Our home base - PodBean - blueskiesfromthebasement.podbean.com YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement SUBSCRIBE TO SEE OUR NEW CAMERA SETUP AND VID CONTENT  Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord and join the conversation! - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Special thanks to everyone in our Discord server and the community over in Slack! Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 Follow Austin and now the full SHOW on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader NOW A TWITCH AFFILIATE, THANKS FOR THE LOVE AND SUPPORT! and Instagram  @blueskiesguy1 Honesty @honestyisaliar Wes @savagedad_wes  FIND Honesty on TikTok for some amazing vocal work AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC - Cloth masks available NOW THE POD IS NOW LIVE ON TWITCH, EVERY SATURDAY (unless otherwise noted) SUB TO THE TWITCH, AND JOIN THE DISCORD FOR STREAM ANNOUNCEMENTS!  and as always,  don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

We're back! Oh man am I glad to be putting this out finally! If you were wondering what was up with all the grey clouds, and where your blue skies have gone... Never fear! Coming in like Captain Hindsight, the superhero you never needed, we return with a look back at the best moments from the 2nd year of the show! Join the Blue Skies crew as we travel back in time through some of our favorite guest appearances, games, Austin's never ending burps, and Honesty's constant disappointment in the boys!  Starting from Zip Plop Swipe, where Austin uses a touchscreen with his penis... To Painted on Nipples, where Wes feeds his ass a bottle like its a baby... To Hundred Percent Honky, where the name says it all.. And ending with a huge bang on our scripted table reading of the Peaky Blinders spoof Wes wrote, Pecky Blenders! There is plenty of goodies, hidden easter eggs, music, and soundboard drops snuck in throughout! So kick back, relax, and enjoy the blue skies! Thank you all so much for sticking with us, listening and supporting, and helping us keep this crazy train goin! We love y'all!  All of this and much more, only on BSFTB!  Thank you for listening and please don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we will peel you like a banana from the bottom up. Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Our home base - PodBean - blueskiesfromthebasement.podbean.com YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement SUBSCRIBE TO SEE OUR NEW CAMERA SETUP AND VID CONTENT  Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord and join the conversation! - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Special thanks to everyone in our Discord server and the community over in Slack! Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 Follow Austin and now the full SHOW on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader NOW A TWITCH AFFILIATE, THANKS FOR THE LOVE AND SUPPORT! and Instagram  @blueskiesguy1 Honesty @honestyisaliar Wes @savagedad_wes  FIND Honesty on TikTok for some amazing vocal work AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC - Cloth masks available NOW THE POD IS NOW LIVE ON TWITCH, EVERY SATURDAY (unless otherwise noted) SUB TO THE TWITCH, AND JOIN THE DISCORD FOR STREAM ANNOUNCEMENTS!  and as always,  don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

We're back! Coming in with the first fresh release of the year, and the first of the new live shows we are doing! Come check us out on twitch.tv by following the BananaCultLeader for live chats, streams, gaming, and even chances to win merch from the show... Congrats and a big thanks to xSandycheeks10x for participating in our streams and being our first winner! Make sure to follow her as well, links below as usual! So now that we are live streaming, Austin and Wes get into the matters of the week... Like how Austin can't remember his week at all, and Wes completely mangled his beard. Tune in to the video episode to pay respects to the beardy boi that once was. We catch up on why we've been a bit behind with the show (Austin fried his PC) and then we get into the very dad and very nerdy hobbies that we loved as kids, and are rediscovering as adults.. Such as paper airplanes, Rubik's cubes (and the documentaries about them), and the Pony play community. Don't ask me, ask Jeeves. Askjeeves.com.  The show takes its usual twists and turns from here and this is a long, alcohol fueled romp down many rabbit holes. Let me try to condense this down to a list of what was covered. Austin has one TikTok, and it hurts the soul in the best way We create the only good cult, and Wes immediately tries to corrupt it (stop talking to your family, it'll be fine I promise) FUCK TOAST Beef that travels time and kids who were born after 9/11 The difficulties of being in your 20's and married with children Chat asks us how we first met and how we want to continue to grow the show! Oh and the last 45 minutes somehow becomes about aliens and football... so HELL YEAH BROTHER, AMEN! ALL PRAISE BE TO THE PEELED POTASSIUM PACKAGE IN THE SKY!All of this and much more, only on BSFTB!  Thank you for listening and please don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we will convince you that you have developed color blindness... and if you already have color blindness, we will convince you that you never did. You know what, I didn't really think this one through. I'll do better next time. Banana promise.  Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Our home base - PodBean - blueskiesfromthebasement.podbean.com YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement SUBSCRIBE TO SEE OUR NEW CAMERA SETUP AND VID CONTENT  Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord and join the conversation! - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Special thanks to everyone in our Discord server and the community over in Slack! Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 Follow Austin and now the full SHOW on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader NOW A TWITCH AFFILIATE, THANKS FOR THE LOVE AND SUPPORT! and Instagram  @blueskiesguy1 Honesty @honestyisaliar Wes @savagedad_wes  FIND Honesty on TikTok for some amazing vocal work AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC - Cloth masks available NOW THE POD IS NOW LIVE ON TWITCH, EVERY SATURDAY (unless otherwise noted) SUB TO THE TWITCH, AND JOIN THE DISCORD FOR STREAM ANNOUNCEMENTS!  and as always,  don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

We're back! Oh, what do we have here? A surprise? This episode is the first of many unreleased episodes from the second full year of BSFTB! Starting with a drop from December of 2020, after the New Years special, Pecky Blenders.  So lets get into it, and see what the gang was thinking heading into 2021!  First up, the blue skies crew tries something a bit new, and Honesty intros the show for us! Changes to routine always come with new surprises, and the switch up instantly veers the conversation off topic into basic AF wall decor, Austin's distrust of tapestries, and how aliens are already among us bro.. you ever hear of tardigrades? Hit this bong and then google it bro, I swear.. Wes tells us a story about an old man raised in a witches coven, that turns out to just be about his grandma's rockin' tits... and Honesty raises a good question about the occult practices and those who use fringe beliefs to con desperate people.  Next up, we get into our classic segment, the TikTok Corner! This one is a real start and stopper, as the group can't help but examine and laugh at the tiny details of every one. This one is gonna be a bit controversial though, as we navigate some of the tougher and less talked about social issues/minority groups and go through yet another moment of Wes getting cancelled as a result of trying to understand both sides. Honesty sets us straight though, and we get back on track having these tough discussions, helping each other understand, and laughing at dumb dick jokes along the way! Oh and fair warning... the last 45 minutes or so may be too horny for some listeners. Make sure to put your headphones in rice after this one... cus this shit is dripping! Someone get a leash for Austin cus.. wowie! All of this and much more, only on BSFTB!  Thank you for listening and please don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we will convince you that you have developed color blindness... and if you already have color blindness, we will convince you that you never did. You know what, I didn't really think this one through. I'll do better next time. Banana promise.  Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Our home base - PodBean - blueskiesfromthebasement.podbean.com YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement SUBSCRIBE TO SEE OUR NEW CAMERA SETUP AND VID CONTENT  Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord and join the conversation! - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Special thanks to everyone in our Discord server and the community over in Slack! Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 Follow Austin on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader NOW A TWITCH AFFILIATE, THANKS FOR THE LOVE AND SUPPORT! and Instagram  @blueskiesguy1 Honesty @honestyisaliar Wes @savagedad_wes  FIND Honesty on TikTok for some amazing vocal work AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC - Cloth masks available NOW THE POD IS NOW LIVE ON TWITCH, EVERY SATURDAY (unless otherwise noted) SUB TO THE TWITCH, AND JOIN THE DISCORD FOR STREAM ANNOUNCEMENTS!  and as always,  don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

We're back!   This time with the first of many special extra episodes of the new year! The Banana Crew has stored up a bunch of classic and unreleased content in a vault, and it's all coming out this year! Get ready for six new drops, new cameras for our video episodes, and plenty of new games ang segments! We've got the full gang for this one, and we may start with a low energy Austin, but we end with Wes cancelled and Honesty wanting a snake.    We get into the swing of things again with a story from Austin about a co-worker openly cheating on his wife, and the gang discusses the selfish and blind confidence needed to pull those mental gymnastics. Then we revisit a theme from a previous episode, and Honesty realizes that men have been giving her sexual fantasy reparation payments for years. That'll be $5 worth of guilt, please. Then through this, we learn that Austin never thinks about Wes when he does the solo trombone, and this hurts Wes' feelings. C'est la vie I guess. Prepare for some goofy parenting talk in this one as well. Everything from the dark places on the internet, to when you let your kids have access to a phone, considering I grew up watchin porn on a BlackBerry.    We end out the episode with a new and packed full TikTok corner. This one gets us chatting about all sorts of things... Lets learn this choreography, Testicular Torsion, animals pondering their death, and this woman who is at least half snake. HOW IS HER MOUTH THAT BIG?!  Shoutout to Samantha Ramsdell, you do you boo boo. We love it. After we finish up our vid segment, things get weird, so stick around for when things become *sticky*. Why would you ever NEED a boner? Do people wear chastity belts in public? What about dick torture cages? How bad is Austin's memory really?! How come he doesn't know what a "coke" is? Tell him he's a silly goose on social media if ya make it this far into the ep! All of this and much more, only on BSFTB!  Thank you for listening and please don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we will make tiny porcelain dolls of you, and hide em around your house.  Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Our home base - PodBean - blueskiesfromthebasement.podbean.com NEW CAMERAS SUBSCRIBE TO SEE VID CONTENT COMING FEBRUARY YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord and join the conversation! - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Special thanks to everyone in our Discord server and the community over in Slack! Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 Follow Austin on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader and Instagram  @blueskiesguy1 Honesty @honestyisaliar Wes @savagedad_wes  FIND Honesty on TikTok for some amazing vocal work AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC - Cloth masks available NOW and as always,  don't mind me... I'm a tourist!  

We're Back! Comin' in with the year end special! The full gang is here, and in the holiday spirit. Ugly Christmas sweaters, vests, and hats abound... The crew gets right back to it after a short hiatus! We know you've missed us, and we've missed you too. Join Beverage Pocket, Honesty, and Wes, as they take Christ out of Christmas, and break all the rules just like a toddler would! The boys have been keeping themselves sane by gaming, while the Wives have been dealing with the side effects of that. Tabletop Sim and the game Sorry! get pretty competitive and, well... I'm Sorry. Check your Bob the Builder belts, and strap in, cus we have an all Honesty Tok segment! We laugh at a gullible husband, squirt whipped cream directly into our mouths, and giggle at Mean Girls references. Oh and, DAMN, happy birthday 4th birthday, Oliver! And finally, a special holiday treat from us. If you are a long time listener, you are well aware of our main host's fandom of a certain show... that, our cohost, finds ridiculous. Wes took it upon himself, and dragged the gang down with him, into an old-timey British hell, and wrote a "script"  for the group to table read, of Pecky Blenders: A Roast of My Best Friends Current Favorite Show He Won't Shut the Fuck Up About, A Netflix Original. Shit is white xmas AF, I swear. Happy holidays, and happy new year!  All of this and much more, only on BSFTB! Thank you for listening and please don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we will teach your children weaponized origami.  Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Our home base - PodBean - blueskiesfromthebasement.podbean.com NEW CAMERAS COMING SOON, SUBSCRIBE TO SEE VID CONTENT YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord and join the conversation! - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Special thanks to everyone in our Discord server and the community over in Slack! Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 Follow Austin on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader and Instagram  @blueskiesguy1 Honesty @honestyisaliar Wes @savagedad_wes  FIND Honesty on TikTok for some amazing vocal work AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC - Cloth masks available NOW and as always,  don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

We're Back! Oh wow, does it feel good to be back! We missed ya'll! Hope everyone's pandemic holiday has been safe and fun so far. Now, for some business. The gang is back and now more intoxicated than ever before! Not really, Wes just can't handle the blunt, as usual... and Austin compensates by pouring a lil more vodka on top! So giggle from the bliggle uncontrollably with us, as we get into zoom call wedding ceremonies (sounds nice to me actually), edible moustaches, and the Country Music Awards pretending like Covid-19 doesn't exist! Next up, Wes can't find the tiktok button on the soundboard, as is tradition at this point, and Austin makes a point to scare us with his intense nightmares that we diagnose as stress dreams. We ask Honesty what her dreams are like and we find out that it's all Austin, being incredibly disloyal.. and cocky about it! Dude's a player in the dream realm. To wrap it all up, Wes brings a vid that the Burger King can't possibly be pleased about. What do you do when you are confronted with a man in a BK crown, with a face tattoo, screaming the N-word on  a plane? Knee him in the stomach! We try to figure out how this dude got so racist and angry, and end up recapping a story Wes has told before about similarly unhinged people he's ran into. If you are ever offered drugs from a fishing tackle box, accept them. Especially if the guy offering is wearing football pads. You may never get another chance. Stick around for the final segment, where we avoid the real news, and Wes brings us weird and wonderful stories from the past. Ants on tiny stilts, elephants dosed with LSD, and.... All of this and much more, only on BSFTB! Thank you for listening and please don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we will put ketchup under the lid of your toilet seat.. cus this is middle school, and I'm a prankster.  Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Our home base - PodBean - blueskiesfromthebasement.podbean.com YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement (We've been playing and uploading survival horror game sessions with Fleer, as well as expanding our content and adding archived and classic episodes!) Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord and join the conversation! - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Special thanks to Matty, Apollo, Narwhal, Fragile, Adore, Bone Man, Captain, M4ze, Sky, Scary Potter, Spoon, Loveit's, Minion, Chairoh, Shyguy, Cosmic, and everyone else in the Discord server!  Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 Follow Austin on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader and Instagram  @blueskiesguy1 Honesty @honestyisaliar Wes @savagedad_wes  FIND HONESTY on TikTok for some amazing vocal work AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC - Cloth masks available NOW and as always,  don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

We're Back! The gang took a two week breather and come back feeling friskier than ever! We have a guest and Wes scares him away with inappropriate pandemic humor right off the top, and Austin convinces him to stay with strong whiskey! Nah, Kyle Fleer is here for it, and the boys get to meet an online friend they've been surviving in a virtual, cannibal infested forest with for weeks now! Watch our playthroughs of The Forest with Fleer on our Youtube channel and expect more of him in the future! With intros out of the way, the gang gets into TikToks and maybe the most sidetracking and derailing I have ever taken part in. It's a wild ride, full of great Toks, better stories, and dumber jokes. Next, we investigate the 4 Seasons fiasco and the election, how Mount Rushmore is trash, and how the hell Wes still hasn't gone to pickup his dead cats ashes. Told ya it was all over the place. Finally, Kyle gives the boys and our audience (you specifically) a PSA about Q-Tips and the proper tools to clean your ears out. On top of that, we also learn that Kyle is more than just a gamer full of ear health facts.. no, he was also a delivery driver full of stories about snapshots into the dark lives of the suburban people who order Pizza Hut. Oh, and he raps. We check out some of his masterful beats and rhymes and play a song on the episode! Give him some love on Soundcloud. Also, stick around for a special guest call in at the end... All of this and much more, only on BSFTB! Thank you for listening and please don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we will hide hard boiled eggs in your closet.  Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! Find Fleers album @ Professor_K on Soundcloud!  FOLLOW US Our home base - PodBean - blueskiesfromthebasement.podbean.com YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement (We've been playing and uploading survival horror game sessions with Fleer, as well as expanding our content and adding archived and classic episodes!) Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord and join the conversation! - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Special thanks to Matty, Apollo, Narwhal, Adore, Bone Man, Captain, M4ze, Sky, Scary Potter, Spoon, Loveit's, Minion, Chairoh, Shyguy, Cosmic, and everyone else in the Discord server!  Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 Follow Austin on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader and Instagram  @blueskiesguy1 Honesty @honestyisaliar Wes @savagedad_wes  AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC - Cloth masks available NOW and as always,  don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

We're Back!A banana, a cat and a cow all walk in to a bar... Spooky-tober is upon us and the gang gets into character as terrifying creatures of the night... erm... well, if you think a banana, a cat, and a cow are scary. We have a few tricks and a whole ass treat for ya! Come for the convo, stay for the animal and banana puns! Our group of frightening fellows catch up on their weeks, and tell a couple stories to get us started. Austin and Honesty saw Hamilton finally and Austin theatre nerds out over the amazing stage design present in the historical rap musical! Next up, we ponder the Dark Web, internet conspiracies, and Missy Elliott's famous reversed lyrical penis.. wait, genius. I meant genius. Stick around for Wes to teach you how to commit virtual first degree felonies! Finally, we catch up with TikTok Corner (now with a horny audio drop intro!), Cleetus and Jim Bob preach some of the banana sermon, and Google takes a big ol' plopper all over Siri live on the episode! We also cover our top modern television comedy series, continue to evangelize LetterKenny, and much more. We somehow manage to go from raging about Hillary Clinton's new podcast... all the way to race matters, the national debt counter, the election, and the heat death of the universe! This episode feels very much like a classic fit, and hugs that waistline with comedy up top and business in the backend... why am I always so horny when I write these? Anyways, Thank you for listening and please don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we will break your fuckin' toaster. IT'S WORSE THAN IT SOUNDS, promise. Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here!We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those!FOLLOW USOur home base - PodBean - blueskiesfromthebasement.podbean.comYouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement(We've been playing and uploading survival horror game sessions with special guest Fleer, as well as expanding our content and adding archived and classic episodes!)Twitter - @blueskiespodFB - Blue Skies from the BasementInsta - @blueskiespodEmail us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.comLeave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056Hop on the Discord and join the conversation! - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpwSpecial thanks to Matty, Apollo, Narwhal, Adore, Bone Man, Captain, M4ze, Sky, Scary Potter, Spoon, Loveit's, Minion, Chairoh, Shyguy, Cosmic, and everyone else in the servers! Thank y'all for keeping that community active and participating in the group of cool people we have bat signaled together. You have been a huge help, and a huge support. Join our discord and say hi to these fine people and other fans of the show!Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125Follow Austin on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleaderand Instagram  @blueskiesguy1Honesty @honestyisaliarWes @savagedad_wes AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC - Cloth masks available NOWand as always, don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

We're Back! And one thing is not like the others.... Watch our vids on YouTube to see Austin all dapped up and lookin' fresh from a wedding he went to earlier in the day with Honesty. The gang catches up on their week and we talk about how the boy's vows were much much worse than the girl's! (as expected, honestly).  Next up, we throw gang signs at bad drivers, bend and snap our fingers, and get into a fist fight on the side of the road over putting an "L" hand on our foreheads...  Also, Wes brings up the dangers of hand signs in 2020 and warns the group of the racists that may co-opt the new trend we are trying to start! Them damn racists ruin everything.  Finally, just like a classic episode, we go from talking about the ridiculous lingo skaters use to describe tricks (dolphin flip sex change), how having a decimal for a favorite number probably means you are a serial killer, and that age old question... Is water wet? (You know these dumb thought experiments get the gang heated). Straight from that nonsense, to the VP and presidential debates, the fly on Pence's head, and how this all relates to our friend Ben being a robot. Beep Boop. Honesty hates this, so you know we will continue to bring it up in future eps! Thank you for listening and please don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we will turn your favorite friend into a cold, heartless machine, bent on destroying humanity.Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here!We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those!FOLLOW USOur home base - PodBean - blueskiesfromthebasement.podbean.comYouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement(gameplay videos, more classic audio episodes, and lots of new content planned for the near future!)Twitter - @blueskiespodFB - Blue Skies from the BasementInsta - @blueskiespodEmail us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.comLeave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056Hop on the Discord and join the conversation! - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpwSpecial thanks to Matty Boi, Apollo, Narwhal, Adore, Bone Man, Captain, M4ze, Sky, Scary Potter, Spoon, Loveit's, Minion, and Chairoh for keeping that community active and participating in the group of cool people we have bat signaled together in the discord! Y'all have been a huge help, and a huge support. Join our discord and say hi to these fine people and other fans of the show!Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125Follow Austin on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleaderand Instagram  @blueskiesguy1Honesty @honestyisaliarWes @savagedad_wes AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC - Cloth masks available NOWand as always, don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

We're Back!After a wild month in our home lives, and a wild few months for the rest of the world, it really does feel great to be back! This episode, the gang breaks some norms right out of the gate and fail to get consent for sexual behavior, get demonetized by the almighty algorithm, and talk about politics even though we vowed to never touch it ever again. Thanks Anthony, you really fucked us on this one (he knows who he is). Oh, and Wes finally explodes all over Austin.. it's been a long time coming.We get that all cleaned up and set the politics aside, cus we aren't serious political analysts... But, we ARE serious TikTok analysts! After some riffraff about Chris Wallace holding Biden's beepis for him, we dive into Honesty's curations of extreme sports videos and recent viral sensations. Gen Z is now acting like cranberry juice and Fleetwood Mac are a brand new sensation while the olds are scratching their heads wondering "what really is the difference between a long board and a skate board?" OH, and Honesty has taken up roller skating and we get a report back from the battle field and hear about her fights with gravity and asphalt. More updates on that in future eps!Last but maybe the least, or not.. who knows? This one might be the best thing Wes has ever brought to the table, or the worst. You'll have to let us know in the comments and hit us up with any future ideas for this monstrosity of a game we play this time around! All 3 of your hosts grew up watching Jeopardy! so Wes thought it a good idea to create a version filtered through his twisted sense of logic and references only for himself. If you've listened to previous eps where we play a game, you'll know that Austin is very competitive. This time is no different, as the husband and wife duo compete through Wes's homosexual Bane impression, questions about putting chopsticks in penises, and realizing that Jeopardy is a much harder concept to pull off than the Savage Dad had realized! Listen in to see who pulls ahead and takes the win!  All of this and much more, only on BSFTB!Thank you for listening and please like, follow, and subscribe on all the thingsDon't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we will gorilla glue the bottoms of your bare feet together while you sleep. Hey, at least you have yet another excuse to stay home and listen to more of the show. Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here!We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those!FOLLOW USOur home base - PodBean - blueskiesfromthebasement.podbean.comYouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement(gameplay videos, more classic audio episodes, and lots of new content planned for the near future!)Twitter - @blueskiespodFB - Blue Skies from the BasementInsta - @blueskiespodEmail us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.comLeave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056Hop on the Discord and join the conversation! - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpwSpecial thanks to Matty Boi, Apollo, Narwhal, Adore, Bone Man, Captain, M4ze, Sky, Scary Potter, Spoon, Loveit's, Minion, and Chairoh for keeping that community active and participating in the group of cool people we have bat signaled together in the discord! Y'all have been a huge help, and a huge support. Join our discord and say hi to these fine people and other fans of the show!Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125Follow Austin on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleaderand Instagram  @blueskiesguy1Honesty @honestyisaliarWes @savagedad_wes AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC - Cloth masks available NOWand as always, don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

We're Back! With an absolutely normal, run of the mill, "nothing to see here" episode... shh don't worry about it. It's better you find out when it happens. Trevor, the younger brother of the Savage Dad himself, is back to join us for our celebration of nothing important all... and the gang gets into full gear, taking a full swing (more like swig), with a full crew!  Austin opens up the show with a story that will give your heart all the feels. From heartbreaking to heartfelt, to heartwarming! I hope your cardio is good, cus your pumper is going on a dog rescue roller coaster with this one! We are all just glad the doggo ended up back where it belonged, safe and sound with it's family of friendly circus clowns.  Someone smack Wes when they see him please.  Next up, Wes regales the gang with a twofer. Lets just say he pulled up on the end of a drug bust, and the start of a robbery.  This prompts the hosts to wonder about grocery store privilege, flying the American flag, and Lumpy Space Princess impressions. Finally, we cover our TitCup corner (just gonna leave that the way it is, no context), Austin and our guest get into a tizzy over hair color, and then Trevor shows us his roasting super powers and cuts your boy to the core. Damn, that shit was so quick, it musta been on wheels... All of this and much more, only on BSFTB! Thank you for listening and please like, follow, and subscribe on all the things Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we will install human sized bug traps in your house and fill them all of your favorite candies. You can only resist for so long before you find yourself glued to a smelly sheet of thin paper.  Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Our home base - PodBean YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord and join the conversation! - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 Follow Austin on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader and Instagram  @blueskiesguy1 Honesty @honestyisaliar Wes @savagedad_wes  AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC - Cloth masks available NOW and as always,  don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

We're Back! Why is it spicy? We start this one off with a return guest and come through on a promise we made.. The "There Will Be Tears" challenge is here, and Aunt K (co founder of Head, Inc!) is here to experience it with us! Gosh darn, these wings were no joke. Honesty keeps proving she is the smartest host on the pod, as she sits this challenge out and gets the spectator experience. Shouts out to Ohio Pizza for the wings  that came directly from Satan's anus! Come listen and watch, as the gang gets baked on pain and struggle through the intro! Next up, Wes hits his stride with a new found energy and gets overly excited by the booty dancin' on one of them wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tubemen. You guessed it, TikTok corner is back and we watch a special curation from both Honesty and Austin. Of course, we get side tracked as always... and do some spousal abuse, suck a peener into our mouths, push Austin's patience to the limit, and Wes gives us a story about his son not seeing a wall. A WALL. Didn't see it. Finally, we talk with K about all that can happen in a year, since it has been a full 365 since we had her on. Spoiler alert, this year has been um, interesting, to say the least. From the instability in the world, to white voice actors playing people of color, and a full update on the Homeless Chronicles. The gang really does need to help Wes break his habit of driving bratwurst to gas station bush-people. And in what is sure to become a new favorite segment on the show, Adult Charades makes a return and the savage dad gets no break from embarrassment when the guest elects to make him act all of the charades out himself, again! All of this and much more....Only on BSFTB! Thank you for listening and please like, follow, and subscribe on all the things Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we will have a rave inside of your freezer. Austin has a habit of grindin' his ass in the icebox while Wes pretends your fish sticks are old west horses and rides them through your frozen vegetables.... (hmm too many magic mushrooms this week, noted) Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Our home base - PodBean YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord and join the conversation! - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 Follow Austin on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader and Instagram  @blueskiesguy1 Honesty @honestyisaliar Wes @savagedad_wes  Aunt K @specialkaye0223 AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC - Cloth masks available NOW and as always,  don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

We're Back! Welcome to the BSFTB BFF Double Trouble Double Date! Honesty's best friend, Katie joins us for a best friend double date and the boys do their best to match this wild energy the girls brought! This one is a chuckle bucket. A giggle box? Cackle cauldron? Either way, we get started off with Austin's tales of a dinner and a show. This dude went and found him some of the spiciest (why is it spiiicy) wings in OH. Choked and snotted and cried his way through as many as he could stomach, then proceeded to hand them out like a "hot mouth/fiery ass" Santa Claus. People gotta respect the spice,  lest you find yourself drinkin' out the toilet cus it was the nearest water source.So run and grab a glass of milk while we setup for another big ass TikTok block! Y'all remember the "Shoes" viral video? No? Well strap in. We start off this weeks batch of "so bad its actually good" with a video 14 years in the making... and guess what? Austin hates it. Shoulda waited 15 years, to really perfect the cringe. We shudder and shake that one off as we  dive into a full cornucopia of styles. Everyone but you know who (me?) brought their own brand of Tok to the table this time 'round. Finally, Wes commits multiple sex crimes on video, as he mimes lewd acts to our guest and fellow hosts. This week marks the beginning of a few new things we are gonna do on the show... 1 - Adult Charades - the hosts and our guest make Wes act out a randomized list of "naughty" words (dingleberries, sooo naughty) for their enter-taint-ment, and a chance to become the Adult Sharades Shampion (had to make that spell "ASS" somehow, what do you want from me at this point?)! Make sure you go check out our YouTube page to play along and see Wes's "stroking" skills in action. 2 - Look forward to a hot wing challenge next episode! We have a very special treat planned for y'all, so make sure to banana phone in this coming week! All of this and much more,  Only on BSFTB! Thank you for listening and please like, follow, and subscribe on all the things Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we will dip the tip of your fingers in poop and force you to sniff them.. just the tips though, don't worry 'bout it.  Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Our home base - PodBean YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord and join the conversation! - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 Follow Austin on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader and Instagram  @blueskiesguy1 Honesty @honestyisaliar Wes @savagedad_wes  Katie @Katherine__raee AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC - Cloth masks available NOW and as always,  don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

We're Back! With an awkward bang, tripping over our genitals on the way out the gate! We "finger" it out pretty quickly though and Wes is baffled that he's the weird one on the show. Austin starts us off and tells us about His and Honesty's vacay to fillay (Philadelphia, shoot me. I'm tired). Wes is super jealous that they got to eat at the one sandwich place he's always wanted to stop at and EVEN more jealous that they got to witness a rogue "street beej" while there! Remember, if you ever get caught blowin' a guy in these streets, be gentle putting his banana away. Next up, Wes deep dives into his journey with the sometimes toxic, always fun, world of Discord! He's been kickin' it with internet preteens and learning all the lingo. In the meantime, we met some really cool people and shout them out on the show. Thanks to Destiny, Apollo, Matty Boi, Bonsey, Spoon, IlSphynx, ItzSak, M4ze, Aleaz123... Honestly, I could be making these names up. How would you know.. like, thanks Obama. Shout out to Obama on the Discord! After the shout out, Honesty brings us her topic and we come after Bella Thorne. If you haven't followed the news on it, she's a false advertising, cock blocking, boner money thief that ruined the fun for all sex workers. Don't @ me Bella. Or do, we could use the bump!Finally, we round the show out with our two biggest segments. And "biggest" as in it hurts the most going into you... Don't worry, it hurts us too. I mean seriously, they better not have paid the people who wrote these questions for the question block. But, before we get to that, We get into one of the biggest TikTok tornadoes of the show. Austin brought a whole gaggle of pants turkeys for us to giggle at, and Honesty brings her own brand of "stoned to the gills" curations to the table. This is a TikTok Train you'll for sure want a ticket to ride. Now, here are this weeks questions, call in @ 614-600-2056 to tell us your answers or write to us at blueskiespodcast@gmail.com  What is your favorite sport?How do you feel about buying a home?What TV shows have you binged watched?Do you think most jurors can be impartial in a celebrity trial?What's harder today than yesterday?What was your last brain fart moment?What was your blessing in disguise?What keeps you interested in your goals and dreams?If you achieved all of your life goals, how would you feel?What do you think is you're greatest contribution to society?Do you think beauty pageants are degrading to women?What words do you always spell wrong?Would you rather be a news anchor, on location reporter, or weather person? All of this and more, only on BSFTB!  Thank you for listening and please like, follow, and subscribe on all the things Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we will open all of your cabinets and turn on all of your lights. Screw your OCD.  Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Our home base - PodBean YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 Follow Austin on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader and Instagram  @blueskiesguy1 Honesty @honestyisaliar Wes @savagedad_wes  AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC - Cloth masks available NOW and as always,  don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

We're Back! This time around with a special guest! Charming, talented, and a twisted sense of humor (fits right in!), Sean Divine of Divine Imagery @divine__imagery, and guitarist of Fear Culture @sean_frcltre @frcltre, sits down and buckles up for the episode of the year so far. We talk to him about his hobbies, what its like being in a band, and of course, get sidetracked along the way! Forget music, does this adult toy have blue tooth capabilities? STAY TILL THE BREAK TO HEAR FEAR CULTURES NEW SONG, OLD HABITS. Find and support them on the socials! Check em out on Spotify! First up, we cover Sean's history as an artist and musician, what band life is like during the Pandy, and how music has changed along the way and influenced the new generation of kids with it... BUT of course it wouldn't be an episode of this show without veering severely off topic and covering things like: The spit take moment from last episode, seeing System of a Down live, the "Name any fucking song and I'll sing it" game with Austin, and the recent hullabaloo with Ben Shapiro's dry ass reading of Wet Ass Pussy.  Finally, we get into the TikTok corner and watch some of the most wholesome videos on the internet! The gang was feeling great after the first couple and we skyrocket our moods with the next few, involving more... well.. darker subject matter. Think, bowling ball soccer... or knocking yourself out in a semi trailer ball pit. Wes intros a new game we will be sure to play more of... Guess that Wes-ism and our guest crushes. Oh, and them buzz-in phrases are great! Did you know that whales cum a lot? Like, more than you'd think. Google it. Can you get in Wes's head and guess who the jumpy short bouncy baller is? Listen in to find out!  All of this and more, only on BSFTB!  Thank you for listening and please like, follow, and subscribe on all the things Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we will make sure your current favorite binge watch doesn't get picked up for a new season. We have that kind of power.  Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Our home base - PodBean YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 Follow Austin on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader and Instagram  @blueskiesguy1 Honesty @honestyisaliar Wes @savagedad_wes  AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC - Cloth masks available NOW SHOUTOUTS TO Sean Divine - instagram.com/sean_frcltre/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlwYOZL8NJ8&feature=youtu.be Fear Culture - instagram.com/frcltre/ and Broskis and Brewskis! - browskisandbrewskis.podbean.com/ and as always,  don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

We're Back! This time we get this episode kicked off with some drama and snacks to go along! We learn that Austin never read all the Harry Pooter books (was that on purpose? I guess now you know!) or seen all of the movies. He likes cars and guns, not dumb wands and goblins. It goes without saying, Honesty and Wes trash him a lil for his lack of Rowling Respect and then try to find a way to get him to enjoy reading. Sexy reading seems like the correct route... Now to find a sexy book club to join.  Next up, we do some reminiscing and tell stories from this past weekend. The boys got to skate and scoot, we met the dopest security guard, and the kids got to come skate at the home park with us! You shoulda seen Avi try to take Austin's ankles out, just like her Momma taught her. Honesty and Austin give us some great BaDtRiPsToRies, and then we finally figure out how walkie-talkies works. Is this description over, over? Who the fuck is Roger? Oh, and get ready for some Honesty Tok's. She curated a pretty great selection this time. And finally, we get to where the title of this ep comes from. This one is a real "roll over the edge of the Niagara in barrel". Lots of emotional ups and downs, and we get to why the pod has been a little behind during the pandy (calling it something cute makes me feel less crazy). Leon, a real ass dude, and actual cat, passed away in the past week. He was with Wes for 7 years and we get into what happened, why, and how. Believe me, you'll never trust a cat penis again. If you ever even did to start with! RIP Leonidas, enjoy that never ending supply of nip in the sky. We wrap things up neatly with our question block and  have a good cry-laugh before we end the episode! This weeks questions include: What is your favorite time of day? What food eating contest would you do best at? If you had infinite money, what would you hire someone to do? What is your relationship with your mom? What was your first concert? Is laughing at someones misfortune is wrong? What used to scare you as a child? And finally, would you risk you life to save someone? CALL IN @ 614-600-2056 to leave us your answers, questions, or just tell us to shut the fuck up! We will play it on the show! All of this and more, only on BSFTB!  Thank you for listening and please like, follow, and subscribe on all the things Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we will make sure your current favorite binge watch doesn't get picked up for a new season. We have that kind of power.  Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Our home base - PodBean YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 Follow Austin on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader and Instagram  @blueskiesguy1 Honesty @honestyisaliar Wes @savagedad_wes  AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC - Cloth masks available NOW   and as always,  don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

We're Back! This time around, Austin, Honesty, Wes, and our new podcast ghost, start the episode right with a conspiracy against Austin. He ate a Hot Pocket(tm) before we started though, and is now invulnerable to the button pushing we throw at him. All this to say that Austin was hangry, and Wes and Honesty are dicks. But with the power of a full stomach, we pod bravely on!  First up, Austin fills us in on a straight party animal he met downtown.. Shoutout to Clara, AKA Roadkill. Tell your parents to put down the drugs and pay attention to you, mkay? We then pivot to our new format for the show: A podcast that recaps other podcasts. Genius, I know. And wouldn't you know we already have a full marketing plan put together. Actually, while I'm thinking about it... Can one of you please let me know if vampire tattoos fade over time? Or is that shit "immortal" too? Super important I find this out. Thanks in advance. SPEAKING OF TATS, Austin got a new one from our buddy Cesar @scorpionspirit_ ! Go give him a follow to see the new tat, and all of his other great artwork!  To round the pod out, you know we gotta rely on our new traditions we've made along the way. We play a new game that just happens to fit the theme, and take a look at some of the worst, and most offensive inkjobs ever done. Play along and guess the fake with us! Then we dive into TikTok corner, with a surprise curation from the Podmother Honesty. Expect more of those, we enjoy anything that frustrates Austin! Wes tells us a mysterious story about a poop that appeared from nowhere, and then our ghost makes itself known and scares the actual shit out of us. It's like it knew we were telling spooky (spoopy? alright, I'll stop) stories. And finally we get into the question block! This one starts slow, but then ramps up out of nowhere and ends with Wes covering Austin spit. No joke. If you think about it, now more than ever, we are all wetter than usual... All of this and more, only on BSFTB!  Thank you for listening and please like, follow, and subscribe on all the things!   WE ARE MOVING TO A WEEKLY RELEASE SCHEDULE. SEE YOU EVERY TUESDAY (Unless my cat comes back to life and dies again over and over. Like some sort of fucked up day that never ends, or Groundhog Day style zombie curse. Then the pod is over and its been a great run, but I have to go deal with my immortal paradox of a pet) Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we really will pivot to only recapping podcasts you've never even heard of. Try me.  Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Our home base - PodBean YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 Follow Austin on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader and Instagram  @blueskiesguy1 Honesty @honestyisaliar Wes @savagedad_wes  AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC - Cloth masks available NOW   and as always,  don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

We're Back!   With a full crew and possibly getting better at this whole "professionalism" thing. Maybe? Probably not, as Wes struggles to plug cables into the correct equipment, Austin shouts out an underage influencer nicknamed "Roadkill" that he met, and Honesty continues her streak of saying only the best things at the best times. There's no way we should let that party animal into our recording space, and our podcast mommy is spot on!    Next up, the gang run through their most disappointing life events and Wes is a dick to Austin about his story that he shared. Don't worry though, Wes gets put in the nerd corner for timeout throughout the whole show as he exposes himself as an absolute geek at every turn. Honesty tells us what American Idol auditions are like, and shout out to our favorite local magician, LARRY! What a cool fuckin' dude he was.    Finally, the boys come back from the break and Honesty goes to bed. We address a whole conversation that happened off mic, and explain some of the more controversial things said on a previous episode. It's all in the name of comedy though, and if you've listened to us at all before, you know we cope with the good ol' dark humor! We bounce from tangent to tangent, and get deeper into our relationship as friends, respecting your peers and strangers, the bigotry of fetishistic ideas of someone, and when is personal preference border lining on prejudice?  But if you don't like any of that, then be sure to stick around for everyone's favorite segment, 2,000 Questions About You! This week's questions include:   What do people often get wrong about you? What opportunities should you have taken? What was your first job? Would you have sex with an angel food cake? Would you get entangled with Will Smith? What is tolerated that should be forbidden? Seriously, about fucking that cake though, would you?   Call in @ 614-600-2056 and leave your answers there, or write in @ blueskiespodcast@gmail.com to let us know your answers!   All of this and much more, only on BSFTB!   Thank you for listening and please like, follow, and subscribe on all the things!   WE ARE MOVING TO A WEEKLY RELEASE SCHEDULE. SEE YOU EVERY TUESDAY (HOPEFULLY)   Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we will make the opposite of an angel food cake, which will collapse the world into an unimaginable hell-scape. And we will definitely be telling your parents that it was YOUR doing. Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Our home base - PodBean YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 Follow Austin on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader and Instagram  @blueskiesguy1 Honesty @honestyisaliar Wes @savagedad_wes  AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC - Cloth masks available NOW   and as always,  don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

We're Back!   A couple of drunk punks, talk some funk and gunk, for a chunk in a basement bunk, with plenty of spunk. Wes is starting to lose his grip on reality during the pandemic, as evidenced even further by his talking in third person while writing episode descriptions. He's a soundcloud rapper now and you should follow his new project on our page. Link in the description. Fuck! THIS IS the description. Whelp, I really am starting to question why I always make these so long? Do you read them? Are you reading this?   If you do happen to be reading this, then I might as well let ya know what your'e in for! Your hosts have spent a month off from recording and just absolutely can't wait to talk about their genitals on mic! If you can't ask your best friend about your parts, then who can you ask? From there, we don't make huge leaps or bounds away from the subject and talk about big dick problems. How many of those lucky bastards are actually secretly depressed? And bro, what that neck do? (sorry, sorry, real sorry, sorry).   Finally, we return to our debate about porn as an art form, with the added twist of social media apps and websites being a gateway to cheating. We eventually land on what we already knew though, Twitter is bad for your health! TikTok corner makes a return and turbo cools your gooch. Now with ice cold taints, we have the energy (UNCOMFORTABLE AMOUNTS OF MENERGY) to play a new game about energy drink names and origins. Austin knows a little too much about the topic, and Wes does his best to play mind games while posing the question of whether or not pussy is real. From there, we reminisce and tell some old stories, talk about crowd work in comedy, berate Wes's dad (sorry dad), wonder where the hell Vic could be, and return to our question segment, 2000 Questions About Me! All of this and much more, only on BSFTB!   Thank you for listening and please like, follow, and subscribe on all the things!   WE ARE MOVING TO A WEEKLY RELEASE SCHEDULE. HOPEFULLY EVERY TUESDAY BUT WES IS A LAZY, DRUNK, SHITHEAD, SO YOU'LL BE LUCKY IF HE STICKS TO THAT EVEN BARELY. IS TODAY WEDNESDAY?   Thanks to everyone who has supported us to get us to this point!   Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we will fill your room with cicadas. The loudest ones that money can buy. Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Our home base - PodBean YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 Follow Austin on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader and Instagram  @blueskiesguy1 Honesty @honestyisaliar Wes @savagedad_wes  AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC - Cloth masks available NOW   and as always,  don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

We're Back! With the full crew and firing on all cylinders, WE RETURN. Now with more video. Subscribe to our YouTube to keep track of whether or not we have the hang of this shit yet! Austin, Honesty, and Wes get together to catch up on the important things in life - Pinky swears, HOT divorce lawyers, Female metal singers, toilet cumming... as examples... Ya know?  Next up, we take a moment or two and address the state of the pod, the country, and the odd reasons behind the mukbang craze. All of those tie together, trust me. We then take shots at our listeners while deep soaking in lobster butter, and then we see if our chicken peck activist has made any new content on the Tok. NONE AT ALL. Wes explains what it's like working alone, and Honesty teams up with him to make Austin feel bad. Speaking of feeling bad... Honesty loses all respect for Wes, as he attempts to defend the EXACT WRONG comedic take. Meanwhile, Austin gets away with murder. #wherearethebodies?   Finally. the boys realize they are both terrible and lazy and invent a game to play on the spot. Planning and forethought be damned! Then Austin confirms what Wes thought all along. You are NOT alone, fellow toiler-cummer. We do it too! We cover our favorite video of the past decade, talk about the infamous "right in the pussy" news bomber, YMH and Last Podcast worship, and much more! Only on BSFTB!   Thank you for listening and please like, follow, and subscribe on all the things! Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we will polish you with our cat-like, sandpaper tongues.  Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Our home base - PodBean YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 Follow Austin on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader and TikTok and Instagram  @blueskiesguy Honesty @honestyisaliar   Wes @savagedad_wes  AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC - Cloth masks available NOW and as always,  don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

We're Back! Holy shit y'all, a whole lot is going on in the world right now, so lets take a small break from the chaos and go on a time traveling adventure together to the end of 2019! This one was from December, and the boys recap their holidays, Austin and Honesty's trip to a water park (indoor of course, we aren't like those bored white people who get naked together and jump in frozen lakes), and a whole lot more!  First up, why do people feel the need to do sexy, ass poking out of the water, photo shoots at public water parks with children around? Why do people let those same children splash and play in hot tubs? Who the hell was Molly? If I could stop staring at moist butt cheeks, I'd probably have an answer for ya! We leave the splash zone and Wes explains why his wine drunk wife always makes the holidays about chocolate starfishes. Yes, this is an ass heavy episode and we won't apologize to NOBODY FOR NOTHIN'! Stick with us, as we move from the ever important conversation of porn as an art form... to the more pressing matters, like is my pizza racist? How much pizza could you eat in 30 days? Bet it's not 40. Bet. Then we make a lateral move to the NFL and the controversy over kneeling. What constitutes disrespecting the flag? Do the thin blue line people think what they are doing with the symbology of the flag is okay? Don't worry, the second half doesn't continue to be this serious. We quickly move to the origins of our favorite TikTok video, Austin wrecking himself in a thorn bush, and some reflection on how our childhood made us into the goofs you know and love today. OH! and the question block makes a return for those of you who love listening to us suffer through those! All of this and more, only on BSFTB!  SHOUTOUT YMH RIP Togetic Holden Chicken Peck Lady (marry us) Thank you for listening and please like, follow, and subscribe on all the things! Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we will clone you, then replace you with the clone. It's still you, so not sure what you are so worried about. Like, seriously, calm down. It'll be fine.  Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Our home base - PodBean Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 Follow Austin on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader and TikTok @blueskiesguy Wes @savagedad_wes  AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC - Cloth masks available NOW!  and as always, don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

We're Back!   And Honesty is back! God damn did we need some Honesty in our lives I tell you what! (I'll stop, pretty sure she hates puns on her name). Also joining us for a return appearance, Trevor! Wes's more confident, more handsome, and way younger little brother stops by to bring us a taste of that youth culture. This episode is packed to the brim, and we cover a lot of topics. From the jack wagons to poop stories, and drumming incorrectly to serial killers! First up, Austin cold opens the show and the boys jump right into the icy deep end with some horror movie talk that leads to a conversation about shoehorning racism into movies and how they often only cover the surface level and not the actual issues. Then we play a new song game that Wes tailored towards Trevor's needs... and he still loses and gets salty as shit the whole time! Yeah, he really is still up on that hill, I checked. Next, we get into some good ol bullying and then Honesty explores the purpose of porn for women with Wes, and if "porn for women" is even necessary. Once again, Wes gets cancelled and Honesty proves she is the funniest one.  And finally, we cover a couple stories from being stuck in quarantine and then we all roll back, and touch our holes. It's what we needed and I'm sure you could benefit from a good self hole touching as well. Also, is goth jock a thing? Y'all let me know in the comments if you've ever seen one! SERIOUSLY! All of this and more, only on BSFTB! Thank you for listening and please like, follow, and subscribe on all the things! Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we will clam shell your whole family.  Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Our home base - PodBean Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 Follow Austin on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader and TikTok and Instagram  @blueskiesguy Honesty @honestyisaliar and trevor @pillsandpotatoes Wes @savagedad_wes  AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC - Cloth masks available soon and as always, BLACK LIVES MATTER

We're Back! With the FINAL unreleased(and probably ever) live episode! This time around we cover the thing that brought your boys together in the beginning... The skate park! We are joined by legendary local, god like scooter wizard, and overall bad ass, Jacob, to talk about our worst slams, our best recoveries, and park culture. Stick around even if you aren't a wood pusher or a handlebar hucker!  Jacob tells us all about busting his skull, Wes remembers cracking his ribs in Colorado, and Austin just fucks his whole shit up so bad we don't even remember how it went down. All of these concussions and it's a wonder we can even setup a live stream! Oh, and we're gonna fight you're whole family. I know that sounds like an aggressive side effect of all these damn concussions, but trust me, your family has it coming. And finally, a real life, honest to god, "sorry" and all, Canadian calls into the show and gets excited about beer that tastes like chai tea with us! Then we shift gears entirely and talk about the state of the world, American politics, the weed issue, and divisiveness in our current climate. All with our northern neighbor's perspective to help guide us along and give us a new angle to look at these trying times from. Hopefully we can all agree that soaking tampons in non alcoholic Busch Lite is the one true path to happiness and set our differences aside. OH, and try and listen for the moment where we lose our guests interest completely and he hangs up on our bullshit! (#where'sVic). UNTIL THEN, this has been BSFTB and we will catch you next week with a back to the basics and in person episode!    Thank you for listening and please like, follow, and subscribe on all the things! Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we will tell the Pope on you... Does the Pope still matter? He's like real life Santa or some shit right? Somebody Google it and then let me know. Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Our home base - PodBean Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 Follow Austin on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader and TikTok @blueskiesguy Wes @savagedad_wes  AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC - Cloth masks available soon and as always, don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

We're Back! You said we couldn't do it. Some said we wouldn't. You all doubted us. BUT HERE WE ARE, and what are YOU going to do about it now, HUH? Do you smell toast, oh wait, episode description. *It's been entirely too long and we miss all of you!* This time around we are joined by second time guest, fellow podcaster, and master of games, Chad! Speaking of games, he brought us a good one and inspires the boys to require ALL guests must now bring a game! First up, Wes goes butt up and legs straight as we fly through Austin's tiktok corner. We laugh at wildlife prejudices while spitting in a live polar bear's mouth, and then we move on to guessing old NES game titles. Is The Adventures of Jim the classic sidescrolling rpg that started it all, or is it Retard Ranger? You'll have to ask Nintendo themselves, cus we get lost reminiscing about the different eras of console gaming and pyramid-titted tomb raiders.  Finally, we come back from our mid show break sans Chad, and move on to more serious subject matter. The conversation around left/right, cancel culture, and what is too far to say out loud has driven the boys insane during the quarantine and we finally break proto to talk social issues. Is the grey area a place we should strive to be, is there a balance to be had between both sides and is the middle a dangerous place? We cover everything from "white savior mentality" to the weird ways we decide what age/mental status people have the ability to consent consciously.  While, of course, making dick and poop jokes the whole ride down... all of this and more, only on BSFTB!     SHOUTOUT Hot Water With Lemon - listen wherever you listen to us!    Thank you for listening and please like, follow, and subscribe on all the things! Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we will make all of your gloves into finger-less gloves.  Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Our home base - PodBean Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 Follow Austin on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader and TikTok @blueskiesguy Wes @savagedad_wes  AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC - Cloth masks available soon and as always, don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

We're Back! This time with a Live Exclusive! This is a release of our livestream with special guests Carl, Cesar, And Nava! Listen in as we catch up with old friends, and also our dads in the live chat. Think of this one as a limited edition episode, because we probably won't be using PodBean Live in the future! *shots fired* First up, we talk with Carl about his effect on Wes's mental state, and the effect of our Corona-cations on our health. We sketch out some future business prospects, such as pandemic retreats, open-air crackhead safari's, and anti-body building kissing booths! Cesar calls in and instantly joins the board of executives.  Then the boy's dads hop into the live chat right at the most awkward moments, and Wes admits to murder fantasies while Austin attempts to profit off of it. Well, second hand murder at least. Cesar tell us about the history of walrus genitalia in film, Easter gets HARD, and Nava joins us to talk about porno mags in the bushes. Them's some cool bushes right there.  Join us as we continue to try to navigate recording sessions during the quarantine, catch up with some old friends while stumbling over each others bad internet connections, and breathe deeply, heavily, and sexually into your microphones with Carl!  All of this and more only on BSFTB! Special thanks to Carl - facebook.com/carl.graham.77964, Cesar @scorpionspirit_, and Jacob for joining us as always! Oh, and to all of the parents as well, including Honesty's mom(No way we'd forget you!) Thank you for listening and please like, follow, and subscribe on all the things! Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we will hire Carl to follow you around breathing like that.  Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Our home base - PodBean Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 Follow Austin on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader and TikTok @blueskiesguy Wes @savagedad_wes  AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC   and as always, don't mind me... I'm a tourist!  

We're Back! Now with even more adult coloring... wait no. Guests! Now with more guests is what I meant to say! Podcasters, media gurus, and all around great guys, Ian and Marquez of the Broskis & Brewskis join us once again for a remote quarantine cast. We waste no time and Ian explains why he's the cure, Marquez revs up the Hot Take Machine, and your boys wonder what their wingspan really is. This is getting weirder the longer we are stuck inside y'all.  Next up, the BnB bros tell us about all the best media currently available to stream. Tiger King has kept us all entertained, but what about Lil Dicky's new show, Dave? And we throw The Office, Parks and Rec, and Community into the ring together to duke it out and see who's the best modern TV comedy. Meanwhile, Marquez continues his rampage and savages the Sims, Animal Crossing, and all your favorite quarantine activities! Finally, we venture into the murky unknown and question the ethics of GOOP, the Simpsons ability to predict the future, and why Wes will eat a cucumber whole like it's a damn apple. What the fuck. Also, Shout out to MF'n Miami Beach. It's the best. Pretty sure that's where Godzilla goes on vacation and we all know Godzilla is a trend setter. I don't know guys, I got drunk while I wrote this, SUE ME. Love you though. All of this and more only on BSFTB! Special thanks to Broskis & Brewskis for joining us as always! Nobody does pop culture comedy like these two dudes! Give them a follow over at PodBean and everywhere else!   Thank you for listening and please like, follow, and subscribe on all the things! and don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes! Do it, or we will learn Kung Fu. That's a threat.  Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Our home base - PodBean Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 Follow Austin on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader and TikTok @blueskiesguy Wes @savagedad_wes  AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC   SHOUTOUTS  Broskis and Brewskis @broskisandbrewskis Marquez @marqueztreece Ian @iandren95     and as always, don't mind me... I'm a tourist!    

We're back! This time in the doomsday bunker. We huddle up in our respective homes and cast out to the world with the boys, our new favorite co-host Honesty, and joined by special guest Tas Evans! She advocates and goes to school for Cannabis, and is outspoken while also being open minded! She was a blast to talk to and we can't wait to have her back in person once this Rona Bologna passes.  We do a little catching up and reminiscing, and then cover our current situation. The US government's delayed response has escalated the seriousness of the situation and millions of Americans are being laid off. We also discuss some of the unforeseen benefits and consequences of the pandemic.. Such as our carbon footprint decreasing while global production slows to a halt. Or the current administration finally talking about health care and social issues in a way that makes more sense for everyone's success! Oh, and we definitely talk about meme culture and influencers licking ice cream in between all of this... cus that's the world folks! Next, we ask our guest the questions we've been saving for her specifically. Tas has spoken on another podcast (Adult Conversations, GO GIVE THEM A LISTEN AND A SUBSCRIBE!) about interracial dating and the duties of the parties involved to be respectful to the history and current situation of race matters. Should a white person date a brown person to begin with? Should whites ask their brown friends first? Is this a matter of preference or is it discrimination to only date a specific color of people? What if we make this about gender identity instead of racial identity? Where are the lines and when should they be crossed, if at all? How does color-ism play into all of this? We pick her brain and get into the weeds a little, but Tas is a master at navigating these issues and was a pleasure to have this enlightening conversation with. Especially now, while we are all trapped inside! Oh, and don't worry. Of course we also somehow manage to talk about gaming, mens rights advocates, magical vaginas, Chet Hanks, white karen, and WEED! We would't let you down and get all serious just cus the world has! All of this and more, only on BSFTB FOLLOW TAS @theblazedbae - insta Tas Evans - FB tasdaqu33n216 - PSN follow her for info on her 4/20 virtual smoke sesh!   Thank you for listening and don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes! Do it, or we will fill your pants with lasagna! All of 'em, not just the one pair.   Stay safe out there, stay sane, and always stay full of potassium  FOLLOW US Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Our home base - PodBean Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail or send us a text @ 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 Blue Skies merch @ TEEPUBLIC  NEW DESIGNS UP NOW Follow Austin on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader and TikTok @blueskiesguy Wes @savagedad_wes  and as always, don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

We're back! And what a month it's been! Great start to the year everyone, we did it, good job, time to go home... Wait, we are all stuck at home already! Susan sneezes through our intro, Corona virus rules over the vibes, and Wes's brother, Trevor, joins us as a special guest! This one was recorded right before everything got SERIOUS.  Y'all ever take a shower fully clothed? We can't seem to steer away from bathroom habits no matter how hard we try. It's been a theme from episode one and god dammit it's gonna stay that way! Austin scrubs with his penny loafers while he shows us some tiktoks, Wes covers the current conspiracies with his soundboard in hand, Honesty makes this shit look easy, and Trevor is young and has neck to spare! Young Neck in the building!  We play a new game this time around, and it immediately devolves into karaoke night. Wes brings us a full catalog of famous 90's songs, and quizzes the gang on their knowledge of classic hits! Next, we dive into our question block and answer some toughies this time around. You ever pee your pants on command? We want to hear about it! All of this and more, only on BSFTB!    Thank you for listening and don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes! Do it, or we will make sure you never figure out where that annoying beep is coming from!  Thank you to Trevor for chilling with us, hopefully you will be hearing a lot more from him soon!  follow him @pillsandpotatoes on all the things!  Stay safe out there, stay sane, and always stay full of potassium  FOLLOW US Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Our home base - PodBean Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail or send us a text @ 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 Blue Skies merch @ TEEPUBLIC  NEW DESIGNS UP NOW Follow Austin on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader and TikTok @blueskiesguy Wes @savagedad_wes  and as always, don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

Update from the editor!  Wes here, and I just wanted to let everyone know what was going on with the show, upcoming releases, and how the basement has been since we got put on quarantine. We are continuing as normal, or as normal as we can, to keep y'all entertained while we stay cooped up in our doomsday bunkers! Look out for even more episodes now that Wes is unemployed, and more and more live streaming/bonus content between the gang! Hope everyone is hanging in there and lets look forward to those blue skies! Remember to keep in touch and find and follow us @  Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Our home base - PodBean Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail or send us a text @ 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 Blue Skies merch @ TEEPUBLIC  NEW DESIGNS UP NOW Follow Austin on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader and TikTok @blueskiesguy Wes @savagedad_wes  Thanks for listening, stay safe and healthy, and as always, don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

We're back! As promised, with the faucet wide open for a non stop drip drip drip of episodes! (Gross, I think...Right? Gross). This episode is from January of 2020, right before shit got real wild! We get started off talking about the Kobe Bryant tragedy and the, at the time, growing worries over novel Corona virus outbreaks. Jump back in time, in what feels like forever now, to see a snapshot of history at the beginning of the new decade! Next up, we lighten it up with Austin's TikTok curations. Sucking a fruit roll up off of your friends penis sounds a wee bit messy, don't ya think? Wes sure does, and refuses to be sticky. We get our woman back in the new age of social media... and Man Scaped sponsors this episode! (PLEASE MANSCAPE, HELP US) Also, can you haunt someone if you don't believe in an afterlife? Asking the tough questions other podcasts won't.  Finally, we play another of Wes's concocted games. This time around, we test Austins knowledge of 80's and 90's wrestling moves a la ECW and RAW vs. Sex Acts and Positions sourced from the dirty, dirty interwebs. Can you guess if this is an over the top finisher, OR just another way to "finish on her"? I still think "grundunzle" sounds foul, and taint adjacent! And lastly, everyone's favorite segment makes a return and we get into our Question Block! What's a weird gift to receive from your boss? Have you ever walked a tight rope? Do you speak your mind? What is your biggest worry? Listen in for your boys answers and the tangential stories they bring up, AND write in to let us know your answers and stories!  Have a game you'd like us to play? You can send it to blueskiespodcast@gmail.com or Send a text or voicemail to 614-600-2056! Look for new episodes dropping constantly the next few weeks. We have a backlog to get through and what better time than now to keep everyone entertained during the quarantines! New guests and content coming very soon as well! Thank you for listening and don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes! Do it, or we time travel back in time to kill the guy who wrote Back to the Future!    FOLLOW US Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Our home base - PodBean Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail or send us a text @ 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 Blue Skies merch @ TEEPUBLIC  NEW DESIGNS UP NOW Follow Austin on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader and TikTok @blueskiesguy Wes @savagedad_wes    and as always, don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

We're Back!   Now with more drops! Wes got a new toy and the podcast you all know and love just got a little more silly. This week, we cover all the trending news and breaking stories.. lol, not really. Wes complains about tax season, we talk about the worries that come from being a parent, and then we all trade our kids in for a BRAND NEW TV!!!  Austin brings us his TikTok corner curations (with extra kangaroo on top) and Honesty explains to your boys the wonderful world of makeup. Damn, some of these companies are really, REALLY, racist. Next, Austin raps while Wes lays down a beat and then we watch a cow drink some milk. Harmless fun, all around! We end up setting off a giggle bomb and now our abs are stronger and more defined than yours (mic drop). Oh, and shoutout to Ethan. He's 100% my favorite and 100% a few other things as well.  Finally, we get into our question block. This section of the show has become something new, with a deeper dive into our relationships and inner emotions. We do some bondage for sure. Wait... I mean bonding... definitely bonding. Sorry, that cow video from earlier made me horny. Anyways, write in and let us know your answers to the hard hitting questions in this segment! All of this and more, only on BSFTB! Thank you for listening and don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes! Do it, or we will hire one of those jacked kangaroos to HUNT. YOU. DOWN!   FOLLOW US Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Our home base - PodBean Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail or send us a text @ 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 Blue Skies merch @ TEEPUBLIC  NEW DESIGNS UP NOW Follow Austin on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader and TikTok @blueskiesguy   and as always, don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

We're Back! And we've got a full crew with us today! Austin's wonderful wife, Honesty, joins us... and so does a special guest! Friend of the show, podcaster, and radio station rant contest winner, Chad, sits in with us for a game heavy episode! We start out covering Austin's brand new evil eye and a whole new round of TikToks. Plus we go back to some old favorites that have been keeping your boys giggling like wee baby girls.  First up, we play Austin's version of Guess the Correct Song Lyric, and Honesty sits this one out to watch Wes and Chad wonder what the actual fuck Austin is talking about! Stick around later for Chad's extra hilarious batman themed bonus round of this one!  Then we play one of Wes's new games, Dumb Law or Naw. Can you guess which of these ridiculous laws Wes just made up, or is an actual real life law? And Finally, we play maybe the most problematic game yet... Foreign Food or Racial Slur! Wes went through the full Wikipedia entry on racist terms worldwide, and tasks the group to determine if this is a wild and weird food dish or simply just the worst thing one Ang Mo can say to another! Don't worry, that one I'm pretty sure we can say... Don't quote me on that.  Chad had to go before our final segment, but don't you worry, we still get deep into the weeds with our question block. This is definitely one of the more personal and revealing conversations that this segment has created, as Wes and Honesty try to explain to Austin what living with clinical depression and anxiety is like on a day to day basis. Austin brings his forever optimistic view to the table and the group tries to see each others perspective as we get deeper into what it means to be a conscious person interacting with other people. Hopefully by having this conversation, we can all have a more open mind to what others may be experiencing just under the surface.  Thank you for listening and don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes! Do it, or we will start meme-ing for Micheal Bloomberg. I heard he's paying! FOLLOW CHAD AND HIS PODCAST OVER @  facebook.com/waterwithlemonpodcast/   anchor.fm/hotwaterwithlemon or wherever else you listen to podcasts! They have a great show about working in the restaurant industry, from people who have years of experience on the inside! FOLLOW US Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Our home base - PodBean Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail or send us a text @ 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 Blue Skies merch @ TEEPUBLIC  NEW DESIGNS UP NOW Follow Austin on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader and TikTok @blueskiesguy   and as always, don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

We're Back! And what a year it's been! The boys get straight to it, as we celebrate one year of podcasting madness! Thank you to all of our friends and family who supported us from the start, as well as the new friends we've made along the way. Alright, enough of this sappy shit, lets do another shot of Crown and dive into it! Austin brings us his latest and greatest in TikTok curations, and it gets out of hand pretty quickly! Can math prove that women really equal problems? Does Will Ferrell ever age? Will Susan ever stop being such a bitch?! We might not have the answers, but we definitely have some thoughts! Join us after the break for our newest segment, Retro Gaming Corner! Wes brought over an emulator and the boys get competitive in the OG Soul Caliber, some QUAKE, Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4, Crash Team Racing, and the LucasArts classic, Zombies Ate My Neighbors! Don't worry, we also do a little karaoke to keep this part interesting.  And finally, Wes brings us a new game, Translate That Japanese Movie Title! Can you guess what Van Man is all about? How about Captain Supermarket? No? Listen in to see how well Austin fairs, and how our surprise off mic guest does even better than him! Shout out to Hot Water With Lemon! So come hang out, do some chocolate milk shots, and celebrate with us!  All of this and more, only on BSFTB! Thank you for listening and please like, follow, and subscribe on all the things! and don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes! Do it, or we will, we will... we... I don't know, just do it. Do you really wanna hurt my feelings? Do it!  FOLLOW US Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Our home base - PodBean Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 Blue Skies merch @ TEEPUBLIC  NEW DESIGNS UP NOW   and as always, don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

We're back!  Aaaand we'll be there around.... lets say, 8:15- 8:30?! Welcome to 2020 bitches (oh, are we late on that? No one told us)! Wes drank too much coffee and Austin has windshield wipers for eyelids now. More on that later... For now, we lose our headphones, do bad Gilbert Gottfried impressions, and bring on the TikTok's!  Ever take a picture you regret? Wes almost did! We do some kamasutra style acrobatics, and tumble nipple first into a controversial follow up to a question from a previous episode... Does nipple skin work with touchscreens? We do some experiments and have the results back from the lab. Just like a real science and technology podcast. Next, we listen to some SMOOTH jazz, we rank 11's from worst to best (9/11 being the worst obviously), and this 93 year old man isn't having any OF THIS WATER DAMAGE NONSENSE! Finally, Austin leads us into a classic segment, and we ask how much pizza can you eat in one sitting? Do you chew with your mouth open? What's your tier list of fast food joints look like? Why are people so mean to Kelly Clarkson? These questions are getting more and more ridiculous but we do it just for you! YES, YOU SPECIFICALLY. So flip your hat backwards, tighten your belt, and clean out your belly buttons, cus this one is going deep! I'm not really sure what I mean by that either... so same boat!  All of this and more, only on BSFTB! Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal so we can get Austin a billboard for absolutely no reason at all!  We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! SHOUTOUTS CARL Micah Kelly Clarkson Mac Miller Peach tea Thank you for listening and please like, follow, and subscribe on all the things! and don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes! Do it, or we will send you ladybugs in the mail (did you know that's a thing you can really do?! Seriously! Look it up!)  FOLLOW US Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Our home base - PodBean Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 Blue Skies merch @ TEEPUBLIC  NEW DESIGNS UP NOW   and as always, don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

We're back!  With the SIIIIIICK episode, totally sick breh. This one was recorded after the now infamous, too drunk, UFC recap episode. Austin and Wes have been going through some serious shit this week but we pull it together just for you, the beautiful listeners! The boys got into their first real fight and we air it out on the pod. Wes has a "Let me explain" moment, and turns out, Austin is just a dick. It's all good though! We work through it together and get straight back to bonding over dumb internet videos ASAP!  First up, we cover some new TikToks and these rascally snakes keep crawling up my cooter... Anyways, have you ever threatened some one's life over pizza? If so, let us know in the comments! Wes gets triggered and goes on a long, Ikea-bashing, rant. Those damn swedes really know how to create your own personal hell.  And lastly, the boys nerd out over unique gaming communities like the GTA5 DOJ guys and get lost in vidya game talk. Big Bird passed and we feel a little responsible for it... WE DIDN'T KNOW, I SWEAR WE DIDN'T KNOW! Wes shows Austin the fattest sounding harmonica solo ever played, and Austin gets out his giant... Ego (thought I was gonna say penis, didn't ya?). Everyone's favorite segment makes a return, and we answer a few questions about ourselves for YOUR entertainment. Are you not entertained?! All of this, and much more, only on BSFTB! Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal so we can get Austin a billboard for absolutely no reason at all!  We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! SHOUTOUTS Polecat324 Bay Area Buggs Celinaspookyboo Mother F'n BLUES TRAVELER Thank you for listening and please like, follow, and subscribe on all the things! and don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes! Do it, or we will punch you in the exact spot that makes you do your sex noise involuntarily.  FOLLOW US Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Our home base - PodBean Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 Blue Skies merch @ TEEPUBLIC  NEW DESIGNS UP NOW   and as always, don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

We're Back! (bonus)  And we're coming in with a classic fit episode! So take a load off, unbutton your pants, and time travel back to April of 2019 with us! Austin has amnesia because he slipped and fell in the tub... Speaking of tripping, Wes had an awesome float experience and tells us all about it. From tiny hallways, to bare foot strangers, we cover the good and the bad of floating! Next, we get our bananas out and get CANCELLED. See you guys in culture jail! Also, have you ever taken a 2 year old to funeral? Wes's son made car noises while the family mourns a loss and honestly, it was awesome! Gotta love the juxtaposition of old v. new and life v. death. Speaking of kids, whatever happened with the girls from Sixteen and Pregnant? Just curious...  And last but definitely not least, we get more serious and talk about an issue that seems to have been lost in the ramped up news cycle... Sesame Credit in China! The government made the system mandatory for all citizens at the beginning of the new year, and it's not been covered by mainstream media yet. Citizens are subject to dystopian rules and measures to mold them into what the regime deems "perfect" citizens and are required to report their fellow citizens to the authorities for even minor infractions. People are then added to a "blacklist" in which their finances, travel, and living opportunities are restricted. Obviously, Wes has some conspiratorial thoughts on this, and Austin manages to make it about how smelly balls can get!  NOTE: this episode ends a bit abruptly. We got in trouble with podcast mommy for recording too loud and too late! Our bad... All of this and much more, on BSFTB! SHOUTOUTS TO BHAD BHABIE Xi Jinpeng (Winnie the Pooh) Larry and His Flask! Thank you for listening and please like, follow, and subscribe on all the things! and don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes! Do it, or we will pee on your favorite grandma (OH NO, NOT GRAM GRAM!) Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here! We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those! FOLLOW US Twitter - @blueskiespod FB - Blue Skies from the Basement Insta - @blueskiespod Our home base - PodBean Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056 Hop on the Discord - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125 Blue Skies merch @ TEEPUBLIC  NEW DESIGNS UP NOW   and as always, don't mind me... I'm a tourist!