Eat a Bag of Dicks

The Solution: Do as I say, not as I do. Your hosts talk about the continuing mess in the world and how Florida is pretty much to blame for most of it, and then round out the talk reflecting on the "don't do it" culture coming out of sex, drugs, & rock and roll. patreon.com/eatabagpodcast twitter.com/eatabagpodcast reddit.com/r/eatabagpodcast eatabagpodcast.com

The Solution: Apparently there are a bunch of idiots out there beyond saving. Your hosts talk about season 2 of the Baby Yoda show, and yes, that's what we're still calling it even though we're going to spoil everything in the show itself. patreon.com/eatabagpodcast twitter.com/eatabagpodcast reddit.com/r/eatabagpodcast eatabagpodcast.com

The Solution: Whenever you feel down, just remember, you're not dealing with macaroni in a pot...unless you are. Your hosts talk about a grab bag worth of topics including: Greg discussing his increased listening to Cardi B, Ron talks about his intimate knowledge of the history of the WWE, and then things just devolve from there. patreon.com/eatabagpodcast twitter.com/eatabagpodcast reddit.com/r/eatabagpodcast eatabagpodcast.com

The Solution: If you want anyone to care about Lando, they have to get Childish Gambino to come back. Your hosts talk about the whole slate of new Star Wars announcements and let you know which ones are important and which ones are not. patreon.com/eatabagpodcast twitter.com/eatabagpodcast reddit.com/r/eatabagpodcast eatabagpodcast.com

The Solution: If you come walking out of a bar right now, don't be surprised if you get run over. Your hosts talk about the pandemic and how the longer it goes on, the more that previously rational, seemingly sane people are now starting to do some pretty stupid things. patreon.com/eatabagpodcast twitter.com/eatabagpodcast reddit.com/r/eatabagpodcast eatabagpodcast.com

The Solution: Don't forget the lube, you don't want friction burns. Your hosts talk about that fact that you're listening to us, people not being who they really seem to be, and a whole slate of Star Wars references thrown into a conversation primarily around popular HBO TV shows. patreon.com/eatabagpodcast twitter.com/eatabagpodcast reddit.com/r/eatabagpodcast eatabagpodcast.com

The Solution: Just be thankful your armor isn't made out of whatever the Stormtroopers' armor is made out of. Your hosts talk about the things that they're thankful for this Thanksgiving and then take a deep dive off the end of the board right back into more talk about the Baby Yoda show. patreon.com/eatabagpodcast twitter.com/eatabagpodcast reddit.com/r/eatabagpodcast eatabagpodcast.com

The Solution: When you hate literally everything about something, just air your grievances online. Your hosts talk about day-drinking and why it's necessary in these (continued) troubled times, and then Greg takes us on a journey through his review of a new operating system and its comparisons to a popular tablet line. patreon.com/eatabagpodcast twitter.com/eatabagpodcast reddit.com/r/eatabagpodcast eatabagpodcast.com

The Solution: Noise-cancellation is about what you're NOT hearing. Your hosts talk about headphones that break, snowblowers that break, and well, a lot of things that break. patreon.com/eatabagpodcast twitter.com/eatabagpodcast reddit.com/r/eatabagpodcast eatabagpodcast.com

The Solution: All Disney has to do is get Sam Jackson back as Mace Windu Given that the US Election is happening, and the beginning of the end is nigh, your hosts talk about the one thing that truly, truly matters in the world: Why the fuck does nobody in 'The Mandalorian" know what the hell a Jedi is? patreon.com/eatabagpodcast twitter.com/eatabagpodcast reddit.com/r/eatabagpodcast eatabagpodcast.com

The Solution: It doesn't matter who you are - don't take money from Nazis. Your hosts talk about some first-world problems, Greg's idea for utilizing carrier pigeons, our world domination plan, and when it comes to large corporations, if you are taking money from Trump, you can eat a bag of dicks. patreon.com/eatabagpodcast twitter.com/eatabagpodcast reddit.com/r/eatabagpodcast eatabagpodcast.com

The Solution: Just get Karl Urban on-screen to say "Diabolical" and you've got a hit. Your hosts talk about being heterosexual life-mates, the new marketing strategy, and break down in spoilery fashion the first 2 seasons of the Amazon show "The Boys". patreon.com/eatabagpodcast twitter.com/eatabagpodcast reddit.com/r/eatabagpodcast eatabagpodcast.com

The Solution: Take the Presidents off of our currency and replace them with strippers. Your hosts talk about what a mistake it was to live stream the debate, Donald's COVID diagnosis, the infection of everyone surrounding him, and taking the Proud Boys out to sea. patreon.com/eatabagpodcast twitter.com/eatabagpodcast reddit.com/r/eatabagpodcast eatabagpodcast.com

The Solution: No matter who wins, America loses. Your hosts cover the first Presidential debate of 2020 LIVE. We're sorry. Really sorry. No, like really, really, REALLY super-duper sorry. patreon.com/eatabagpodcast twitter.com/eatabagpodcast reddit.com/r/eatabagpodcast eatabagpodcast.com

The Solution: If you want to make sure that someone's out of the picture, you get rid of the nut sack that created him. Your hosts talk about World Treasure Paul Rudd, why England needs to eat a bag of dicks, the decline of the Republ... uh, er, the Trump Party, Greg clarifies his views on a possible Civil War (Part 2), and you know that we couldn't go too long without talking about time travel. patreon.com/eatabagpodcast twitter.com/eatabagpodcast reddit.com/r/eatabagpodcast eatabagpodcast.com

The Solution: To save the world, we have Jeff Bezos pay for it all and just steal Elon's rockets. Your hosts talk about some behind the scenes havoc, discuss the current state of everything including enlisting the help of top scientists Neil deGrasse Tyson, Kyle Hill, and Bill Nye to engineer the greatest wealth redistribution (with additional and probably unwilling help from Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk) patreon.com/eatabagpodcast twitter.com/eatabagpodcast reddit.com/r/eatabagpodcast eatabagpodcast.com

The Solution: When you get your superpower, just stand out side of Weight Watchers. Your hosts talk about the passing of Chadwick Boseman, what their superpowers would be, the foibles of Ant-man, and cover off on some old topics that have been waiting in the wings, like the review of Good Omens. patreon.com/eatabagpodcast twitter.com/eatabagpodcast reddit.com/r/eatabagpodcast eatabagpodcast.com

The Solution: Take Out Wisconsin First. Your hosts talk about the beginning of the end as the RNC is occurring this week, touching such things as, what Republicans should be rebranded as, the difference between the "War Criminal known as Bush" and the "Real-life Orange Thanos", what things would be different under President Pence, oh, and a follow-up on Eurovision... see it's not all politics! patreon.com/eatabagpodcast twitter.com/eatabagpodcast reddit.com/r/eatabagpodcast eatabagpodcast.com

The Solution: Completely reboot the DCEU and Greg will be DC's version of Kevin Feige. Your hosts talk about how something is just inherently cursed about the DC movie universe and take an extended look between DC and Marvel's approaches to filmed media and their implementations of both heroes and villains. patreon.com/eatabagpodcast twitter.com/eatabagpodcast reddit.com/r/eatabagpodcast eatabagpodcast.com

The Solution: No seriously, when you get too drunk and talk too long, break the show into 2 pieces. In part 2 of this very special, first ever two-part series, your hosts talk about the Batman origin stories told over and over and over and over and over through the feature films. There's so many, in fact, that they don't even get to talk about TV, comics, or any form of print. There was also so much content, that this is the first "To Be Continued..." in EABOD history. In this episode: Batman Begins through Batman v Superman, plus rankings! patreon.com/eatabagpodcast twitter.com/eatabagpodcast reddit.com/r/eatabagpodcast eatabagpodcast.com

The Solution: When you get too drunk and talk too long, break the show into 2 pieces. In part 1 of this very special, first ever two-part series, your hosts talk about the Batman origin stories told over and over and over and over and over through the feature films. There's so many, in fact, that they don't even get to talk about TV, comics, or any form of print. There was also so much content, that this is the first "To Be Continued..." in EABOD history. In this episode: Batman '89 through Batman & Robin patreon.com/eatabagpodcast twitter.com/eatabagpodcast reddit.com/r/eatabagpodcast eatabagpodcast.com

The Solution: Civil discourse is possible no matter what side of the aisle you're on, unless you're a pro-kiddy diddler. Your hosts talk about how it's easier at this point to talk about who SHOULDN'T need to Eat a Bag of Dicks, getting old, our children online today, and since there's absolutely nothing left of substance in the Republican party, Greg takes a moment or three to rip Elizabeth Warren to shreds patreon.com/eatabagpodcast twitter.com/eatabagpodcast reddit.com/r/eatabagpodcast eatabagpodcast.com

The Solution: We need to start our own country. Your hosts talk about going to the cabin, truckers, non-mask wearers, starting a new country, life after people when the animals takes over, and finally, France: please forgive us and send help. patreon.com/eatabagpodcast twitter.com/eatabagpodcast reddit.com/r/eatabagpodcast eatabagpodcast.com

The Solution: The war between Millennials and Boomers must continue Your hosts talk about bags of dicks winners that don't want to wear masks, the current state of cancel culture, and while Gen-X continues to sit idly by, the Millennials deserve more credit than they get for continuing to stick it to the Boomers. patreon.com/eatabagpodcast twitter.com/eatabagpodcast reddit.com/r/eatabagpodcast eatabagpodcast.com

The Solution: Go back to the baby Yoda show, we like that Your hosts talk about the Star Wars sequel trilogy. patreon.com/eatabagpodcast twitter.com/eatabagpodcast reddit.com/r/eatabagpodcast eatabagpodcast.com

The Solution: Leave time travel up to us, the experts Your hosts talk about a dead skunk, follow-up on acquisition of a rocket, every day being worse than the last, a bad cop drama pilot, national treasure Will Ferrell, reality TV and even squeeze a bit of time in to contemplate time travel. patreon.com/eatabagpodcast twitter.com/eatabagpodcast reddit.com/r/eatabagpodcast eatabagpodcast.com

The Solution: Never miss an opportunity to include Spinal Tap jokes Your hosts talk about new sponsors, the fact that the whole show should come with spoiler alerts, and then dive into the events of Apple's WWDC keynote while trying to tactfully address the proper decision of more inclusivity in its participants. patreon.com/eatabagpodcast twitter.com/eatabagpodcast reddit.com/r/eatabagpodcast eatabagpodcast.com

The Solution: Harrison Ford just needs to get back to punching Nazis Your hosts talk about a plethora of pop culture topics including Indiana Jones, Transformers, Michael Bay's need to orgasm off explosions as well as a deep dive into the continual failure that is DC's attempt at an Extended Universe. patreon.com/eatabagpodcast twitter.com/eatabagpodcast reddit.com/r/eatabagpodcast eatabagpodcast.com

The Solution: A very strict "No pants on the conference call policy" needs to be put into effect Your hosts talk about working from home during a pandemic, sexy conference call backgrounds, the surprising locale of some of the listeners of the show and end up diving into the more sensitive side of being a human being. All without getting political... almost. patreon.com/eatabagpodcast twitter.com/eatabagpodcast reddit.com/r/eatabagpodcast eatabagpodcast.com

The Solution: Instead of getting into the bunker, we just seal it off Your hosts talk about the continuing struggles of dealing with the family and kids while being stuck at home, catching up on activities and differing grounding styles. Then, it's off the rails to discuss the crazy week of protests, riots, and a President who would just rather go run and hide. patreon.com/eatabagpodcast twitter.com/eatabagpodcast reddit.com/r/eatabagpodcast eatabagpodcast.com

The Solution: Start selling Greg's bath water Your hosts talk about things other than the dumpster fire of a world that we're living in now, and walk down some nostalgic roads as it relates to the video games of our lives, how much gamergaters suck, and selling your bath water online. Also, Raid Legends... SPONSOR US! patreon.com/eatabagpodcast twitter.com/eatabagpodcast reddit.com/r/eatabagpodcast eatabagpodcast.com

The Solution: Let the South secede Your hosts talk about what a nightmare Trump continues to be, conspiracies abound far and wide, as well as the potential for a second Civil War. patreon.com/eatabagpodcast twitter.com/eatabagpodcast reddit.com/r/eatabagpodcast eatabagpodcast.com

The Solution: A fictional President is better than any of the real options Your hosts talk about how awful using Microsoft products is, day drinking, how messed up Elon Musk is, Trump a is a mole person and surrounds himself with lizard people, oh yeah, and if we ran for office with a fictional person as vice president, it would be a disaster, but nothing like our current administration. patreon.com/eatabagpodcast twitter.com/eatabagpodcast reddit.com/r/eatabagpodcast eatabagpodcast.com

The Solution: If you're going to send dick pics, at least do it right Your hosts talk to the one and only Becky (from Sir Mix-a-Lot fame) and try to sort out the meaning of life. Well, at least life as it relates to Pokémon, Furries, clown porn, and of course, the right things to do when sending dick pics. Also, a trip down memory lane with some of the pop culture of our youths. patreon.com/eatabagpodcast twitter.com/eatabagpodcast reddit.com/r/eatabagpodcast eatabagpodcast.com Special Guest: Becky.

The Solution: Don't give your mortal enemies WMDs. Your hosts talk about Star Trek: Picard patreon.com/eatabagpodcast twitter.com/eatabagpodcast reddit.com/r/eatabagpodcast eatabagpodcast.com

The Solution: The first space court martial. Your hosts talk more quarantine, sex workers, Love Sense, Elon Musk, shooting Trump into space, and the disappointment of Barack Obama. patreon.com/eatabagpodcast twitter.com/eatabagpodcast reddit.com/r/eatabagpodcast eatabagpodcast.com

The Solution: No more Hobbit movies. Your hosts talk quarantine, boomers, the reply-all button, just some of the problems with Peter Jackson, nerd culture, and how things just aren't made like they used to be. patreon.com/eatabagpodcast twitter.com/eatabagpodcast reddit.com/r/eatabagpodcast eatabagpodcast.com