How Long Gone

Alexis Okeowo is a writer for The New Yorker, originally from Alabama, currently living in New York. Her newest book, Blessings and Disasters, is out now. We chat about cortisol levels, millennials putting things in boxes, orange wine at the pub, The Real Housewives Pomodoro Method, she believes Alabama is the perfect slice of America, how to keep your book "moving," why keep books you don't like on your shelf? How to make a screen-free life sexier, and moving from Brooklyn to Manhattan. https://www.instagram.com/aokeowo twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Soulwax is a Belgian electronic band, also known as 2manydjs. We spoke with Stephen and David Dewaele from their studio in Ghent about our return from the road, Lana's Stove, Alcaraz's new buzzcut, stories from DJing a cruise ship, a funeral, and a porno party, wine is a lot like vinyl

One-on-one pod recorded live and uncut from Chicago. We chat about hotel room balconies, our live shows this weekend in New York and Chicago, NYT opinion piece on airport lounges, RFK Jr.'s seemingly unremovable denim, and another artist removed themselves from Spotify. Chris' recent newsletter about European and domestic travel, Trump's poorly concealed hand, Budden's opinions on Chance The Rapper and Big X Tha Plug, Jameela Jamil's thoughts on Serena Williams, and an update on Lil Nas' slutwalk. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jarvis Cocker is the singer of Pulp, one of our favorite bands of all time. Their newest record, More, is out now. We chat about hotel keys, Lil Nas X's new video, marmite sandwiches, vocal care, digestive biscuits, the one time he gave a best man speech, how he wrote his memoir, its less easy to make friends in Paris, songs named after women, how many books he brings on tour, his early rave days, Oasis at Wembley, and why he prefers performing new songs to a crowd before recording them. instagram.com/jarvisbransoncocker twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lee Tilghman, aka @leefromamerica, is a retired influencer whose new memoir, IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS, I WILL DIE, is out now. We spoke with her from her home in Brooklyn about fighting jet lag, chatty cabin crew, inherited furs, the legal ramifications of naming people in her memoir, honey and maple syrup, run clubs, screen-free dining, workin at the co-op, foreign smoothie acquisition, her last paid post, pendulum swining, and her top 5 prescription drugs. instagram.com/leefromamerica twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're back from our summer break with a one-on-one episode. Chris is in Laguna Beach, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about admiring the surf on our travels, the power of goggles, Hillstone's Bandera, the counter productivity of complementary chips, Chris's desert updates, how to keep the wrong people out of your restaurant, Taylor's podcast appearance, performative coffee drinking, Justin Bieber came to Glendale for billiards and pics, Lana vs. Eth, Angelina Jolie, and The Breezy Bowl pushes on... twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nancy Silverton is a chef from Los Angeles. Her newest book, The Cookie That Changed My Life, is out now. We chat about Chris' 16-hour flight to Korea, his indoctrination into the K-pop community, a trip to California's wine country, she doesn't listen to music while cooking unless she's in Italy, why she doesn't like In-n-out, a new flavor or Coca Cola, she's opening a pasta restaurant in Koreatown and a diner in Larchmont, she really be dressing, controlling the consistency of your restaurants is tougher when they're in Saudi Arabia, how she got into podcasting having never listened to a podcast before, making teens do all your work for you, she gave up cocaine and got addicted to shopping, her neighborhood in LA, oversized cookies, Waffle House, her philosophy on milkshakes, we pitch Ye Olde Nancy's Provisions Shoppe (est. 2024) the last person she comped a meal for, the hamburger of her dreams, and how she stays snatched constantly eating bread and pasta her whole life. ⁠instagram.com/nancysilverton⁠ ⁠twitter.com/donetodeath⁠ ⁠twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ebon Moss-Bachrach is an American actor known for roles in HBO's Girls, The Lakehouse, The Punisher, and season two of The Bear, which premiers tomorrow on FX on Hulu. We chat about goth music festivals on the beach, the expensive submarine is lost, go watch the John Early special, his early days in New York's underground hip hop community, his kid is going to see The Cure tonight at MSG, actors are out of control, the pros and cons of theater, he bakes two loaves of bread per week when he's in the zone, he's the cook of his house, loitering at Balthazar, the kinds of restaurants he wants to go to now, an empty hotel room to yourself is the ultimate sorbet, the European lifestyle, traveling with a guitar, and why he has a tough time watching himself on screen. ⁠instagram.com/ebonmossbachrach⁠ ⁠twitter.com/donetodeath⁠ ⁠twitter.com/themjeans  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lena Dunham is an actress, filmmaker, and writer from New York currently living in England. We chat about end of the year lists, Covid taking back New York, country living, moving next door to her parents, omelette making, her husband not watching Girls, a walk down 2000's nightclub memory lane, Adrian Brody having a creepy face, some of our favorite ladies, road trips gone wrong, guys buying her non alcoholic beverages, The Olsen Twins, shopping at the mall instead of SoHo, filling your day with unnecessary appointments, sobriety, when insults are also really good jokes, what Lena would do if she were a straight man, living at the intersection of chronic pain and addiction, opiates, and TJ's favorite part about Girls. ⁠twitter.com/lenadunham⁠ ⁠twitter.com/donetodeath⁠ ⁠twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lawrence Schlossman is the cohost of the podcast Throwing Fits. We spoke live and uncut from Copenhagen Fashion Week about the song of the summer, podcasting while inebriated, a Them Jeans DJ set the night before at Sunflower's fashion show, pickled herring and mayonnaise and cigarettes and alcohol, the difference between a prick and a dick, the inner workings of our respective podcasts, Instagram's new retweet feature, the algorithm in general, and the ups and downs of live podcasting and video strategies. instagram.com/sartoriallyinc twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod recorded live and uncut from Copenhagen Fashion Week. We chat about drop-D tuning, Dubai Chocolate, drinking Guinness with a straw, regional mayonnaise, Calvin Harris posting placenta on grid, Black Eyed Peas revisionist history, a recap of Oasis live at Wembley, our live show in London, a review of The Yellow Bittern, and how to write emails with AI. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Recorded live and uncut from Soho House in London, Chris and Jason are joined by our friend Charlie Baker, editor of the UK's only magazine, The Fence. We chat about our travels, including breakfast at Dishoom, The Spearmint Rhino, and The Yellow Bittern. We also plan our night out for Oasis at Wembley, a book called "The Pub," about the pub, The Happy Mondays, flop houses, and Charlie's refreshingly traditional wedding. twiter.com/CharlieFBBaker1 twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Imogene Strauss is the Grammy Award-winning creative director known for her work with Charli XCX, Clairo, Demi Lovato, Tame Impala, and many more. We spoke with her from her home in Los Angeles about her going to see Gaga last night, her love of dance, her dad is a cool DJ, meeting David Bowie at a Killers concert, there are too many "assets" now, winning a Grammy, how not to be a creative director, a meeting with Miss Tina, the power of saying nah, she needs outfits, and she feels the need to camp now because of her new car. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Thomas Chatterton Williams is a writer from New Jersey, currently living in France. He's on staff at The Atlantic and a professor at Bard College. His newest book, Summer of Our Discontent: The Age of Certainty and the Demise of Discourse, is out soon. We chat about Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau on a date in Canada, his dad has never boiled a pot of water, we talk about Twitter for 20 minutes, all the magazines he's written for, the childlike wonder for space exploration, we rank some religious monuments, the emotional effect of incorrect electrical outlets, vaxxed at Dodger's Stadium, and we talk politics for 20 minutes. London, come see us Monday night with our friend Blondey for a live podcast at 100 Club twitter.com/thomaschattwill twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ty Haney is the founder of TYB, Joggy, and Outdoor Voices, having recently rejoined the latter, as announced today on How Long Gone. We chat about airplane mode, festival season trudging on, dumb athletes, the return of her horsegirl status, Toad The Wet Sprocket, why she left Austin, TX, stable coins, taking over the Twitter offices, and spending more time in San Francisco, her husband is a country music hunk, the upcoming OV equestrian collection, TJ tries to compare Ty to Dov Charney at AA, the current state of leggings, she basically invented Hokas, all the shoes she currently wears, she named her kid Champion, and we make fun of "on chain summer" for awhile. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod recorded live and uncut from the wharf in Washington DC, we chat about the Doge Dorms, defragmenting, a temp check on recycling in America, Chicago helmet laws, RIP Hulk Hogan, we need to have a talk about Pedro Pascal, Time Magazine best podcast ass list, but like, there needs to be a Las Culturistas Awards for straight guys, money is the greatest gife you can give, and they got a damn female writing about Sniffies. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and Jason is in Chicago. We chat about our cancelled guest, Bibi on Nelk Boys, Alex J*nes's voice, Joe Budden in the NYT, R.I.P. Ozzy, Pantera and Phish at the hotel, an ASMR beef tallow fragrance influencer, TJ threw out the first at the Cubs game, how to navigate a pride jersey at the urinal trough, how to eat bananas the heterosexual way, Rachel Zoe back on the market, and Chris took a red AMG convertible upstate for the weekend. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod recorded live and uncut from the hotel in Chicago. We chat about Phish phans, Chris got a chiropractic adjustment at the Minneapolis airport, a claustrophobic moment in Delta Comfort Plus, the gendering of objects, George and Charli tying the knot, a meet-cute with Pete Wentz, bringing your dog to the hotel, Colbert's exit from late night, will Mario Lopez be the last man standing on TV? We predict when Dax Shepard's body will explode, Shane Gillis hosting the ESPYs, TJ watched Bravo's "The Valley," and how having our friends and family in the audience affects our performance. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe Keery is a musician and actor. Watch him on the final season of Stranger Things, and listen to his newest album, Crux. We chat about Electric Lady studio, growing up in Boston, adding your own flavor, what it's like playing Glastonbury, Joe's up next for the Apple Dance, he's a tennis head, his sisters live in Brooklyn but he's a Manhattan guy, we glaze The Strokes for a bit, which musicians Joe thinks would make for a great biopic, Citybiking, how he spends his money, and we make plans to post up at Lolla this summer. instagram.com/djotime twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Diana Yen is a chef from New York who has recently moved to Ojai, CA. Her newest book, Firepit Feast, is out now. We chat about farmers carrying at Equinox, mesh tops, innovation in the handwashing space, exploring local citrus, Orange County spring rolls, a new avocado is about to drop, the future of matcha, whisk size matters, fast food burger styling, writers as influencers, and our thoughts on beef tallow. instagram.com/diana_yen_ twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about vitamin pee, Vanessa Carlton ft. Drake at Wireless Festival, Chris went to the Clipse record release, the problem with third-wave soft serve, all the fun restaurants we ate at this weekend, custom Oreos, the Bieber record, Bad Bunny's Rainforest Cafe set design, our different styles of steering wheel drumming, using social media to annouce what city you're in, veggie sandwiches, and see us live this weekend in St Paul and Chicago, see TJ throw out the first pitch at a Cubs game on the 20th, and stream us live on Veeps July 19th. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stephanie Danler is a writer known for her debut novel, Sweetbitter, among many other things. She recently wrote the foreword for the reissue of John Gregory Dunne's Vegas. We chat with her about Justin Bieber's new record, which we haven't listened to yet, our godmother Lena Dunham, we're live streaming a show next week, malls of Southern California, how far she'll read into a bad book, her recent love of Knausgård, her dad died this year, her favorite kind of gossip, her gluten journey, hour-long orgasms in Mexico, different ways to break your brain, her restaurant career, favorite LA bars, her tipping logic, when you're New York Famous, TV money, Vegas is not that dope, and perhaps the number one response we've had to her top 5 perscription drugs. instagram.com/smdanler twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pablo Torre is a sportswriter, podcaster, and television host. Listen to his podcast, Pablo Torre Finds Out. We chat about TSA overturning their shoe rules, Shakespearian streetwear romance, growing up in Murray Hill, going from Harvard to Sports Illustrated, how a podcaster can use AI responsibly, a deep dive on Bill Belichick's age gap relationship, how to get a story you wrote turned into a documentary without them involving you, what are we going to do about Grok, how he turned on paid subscriptions, the Joe Rogan of the left needs to know about sports, and some dark BBC tea. twitter.com/PabloTorre twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about 4th of July-related finger loss, TJ tied one on, the drone fireworks show, chicken caesar wraps, the new Drake song, the Black Sabbath funeral, all the times we cried this weekend, the first Oasis shows, Chris did an NYC taco crawl, shrimp cocktail in 2025, and the Travis Scott smoothie at Erewhon. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark Hoppus is a musician, most notably from the band Blink-182. His memoir, Fahrenheit 182, is out now. We chat about taking ecstasy on the 4th of July, the imminent cancellation of fireworks, Sufjan Stevens' body tea, Ojai scene report, bean and cheese burritos, Travis Barker's bachelor party, skee ball, growing up in methed out Cali, his wife got in early with Tesla stock, why Blink is selling more tickets than ever 30 years in, a case for pyrotechnics, his goth phase, writing his book was super fun with the help of THC, his cancer recovery, how he met his wife, his favorite comedians, and what it takes to be a true road dog. instagram.com/markhoppus twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Baiju Bhatt is the co-founder of the trading app Robinhood and founder of Aetherflux, a space-based solar power company. We chat with him from his office in the Bay Area about men befriending their wives' friends' husbands, what "hard work" smells like, his relationship with lactose, the husky teen-to-billionaire pipeline, how he wiggles out of creative ruts, running, his 92 Tiffany blue 911, air conditioning in Geneeva, a constellation of satellites, Eistein being a goated scientist, his advice for Elon right now, his opinion on Zohran Mamdani, what makes America awesome, and his thoughts on futurism and pro-natalism. twitter.com/BaijuBhatt twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod recorded live and uncut from Glendale, CA. We chat about how offices have become "studios," Leo's face covered by a baseball cap at the Bezos wedding, Drake said abs are not necessarily made in the kitchen, how Rihanna's body metabolizes espresso martinis, rejecting Renee Rapp on a cellular level, we debate the merits of soft-close toilet seats, our upcoming food festival appearance, drone art, why Glastonbury seems to be "everything" this year, and Joe Budden fake dry snitched on his Patreon revenue. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Rachel Kushner is a writer known for her books The Flamethrowers and her most recent, Creation Lake, which is available now in paperback. We start the show with a call-in from Puck's Lauren Sherman on Anna Wintour's departure from Vogue, Orlando Bloom and Tom Brady putting in work, the Bezos billionaire teen foam party, Bella Freud on a scooter, her love of Booking dot yeah, tractor pulling, her weightlifting journey, a walk down memory lane with NFTs, infiltrating environmental groups, how to spot an undercover, Australian tattoo removal, vegan bacon cheeseburgers, and we debate a four doored car vs. two. instagram.com/realrachelkushner twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Richard Russell is a music producer and the owner of XL Recordings, one of our favorite record labels and home to many HLG guests. We chat about the flat sneaker wars, pear-shaped engagement rings, the George Michael catalog, London restaurants, his salad bar strategy, how to leave your house without your phone, we explain Real ID, positive used of chatGPT, the arduous process of clearing samples for The Prodigy, a graffiti story, the business of music in general, and we try to squeeze a Burial story out of him. wikipedia.org/Richard_Russell twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in London, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about the Ice Cube bobblehead night at the Dodger game, Zach Bryan's recent hairline procedure, we take an anti-"choreo" stance, backflip contracts, European grain digestion, Chris took a photograph of sausage, R Kelly vs. Stevie Wonder, Will Smith's indie sleaze era, Chris put the lymphatic massage suit on backwards this time, and we learn some of Chris' moments of zen. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lorde is a musician; her newest record, Virgin, is out soon. We chat about her water bottle, how long she hid under a New York City manhole, her Gatorade flavor, the intoxicating coast of Puglia, how long she's been listening to us podcast, and the products that she's purchased from our ads, how she's monitoring the album situation, how she Met Galas, her experience at the GQ Man Of The Year party, we blur the line between podcaster and muse, dropping out of school at 15, her new album is not for kids, and what jobs we'd be given if we were memebers of her touring crew. instagram.com/lorde twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in Puglia on a fashion retreat, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about whether or not it's ok to wear camouflage in this political climate, Chris is finally coming to Los Angeles, how many iPhone "pickups" Chris has, the pros and cons of unhealthy competition, ideal levels of fame and fortune, the different levels of being random, the relationship between Bob Dyland and Machine Gun Kelly, the cringe spectrum, Kelly Clarkson's Since You've Been Gone, a rare mushroom story from Chris, someone finally admits they have device addiciton, how fast is too fast to reply to an email, and a new place to watch the game with your friends. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about horseback riding, Supreme Leader Trump's parade, DatPiff.com presents: No Kings, Brad Pitt's new look, a deeper look at Yo Mama, line cooks of TikTok, what's Usher doing with those cherries, is Turnstile hardcore? And we need Justin Bieber to hit a paparazzi. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alex Kazemi is a writer from Vancouver, CA. His newest book, New Millennium Boyz, is now available in paperback. We chat about golf carts with ApplePlay, prep for Lyme's, Playboi Carti's diamond lollipop, Virgo Straight Edge, hunting for pants at Vineyard Vines, non-sexual escorts, offline computing as a writer's aide, the PornHub awards, late 90's and y2k aesthetics, freak-off fomo, the Welcome To Atlanta remix, his Kabbalah faith, Bromaline enzymes, and how much he spent on Taylor Swift tickets. alexkazemi.com twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Max Jolliffe is an ultra-marathon trail runner from Orange County, CA. His new documentary, King of Moab, is available now on YouTube. We chat about the launch of Smartless Mobil, Apple's Liquid Glass, VF's new editor, his girlfriend teaches a 5:30 Barry's class, how to run a marathon's distance daily with a full-time job, his resting heart rate, his sobriety to stairclimber plan, the Normatec hip attachment, wired headphones, what exactly goes in to running a 240 mile race, fellas is it gay to run with poles, his Del Taco order, carbo loading, hydrofoiling, and his top 5 perscription pills of all time. instagram.com/woah_max twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

James Frey is a writer and businessman currently living in Connecticut. His newest book, Next To Heaven, is out June 17th. We chat with him about Mariah Carey at the Interview Magazine party, being cancelled before cancellations happened, bouncing a bar in Chicago, the age he began inbibing, why he loves to drive (very) fast, a detailed account of his entire writing process, he started playing hockey at 42, whats in the water in Connecticut right now, his relationsghip with AI, his non-writing career, dangerous art, his next book idea, his bum-like uniform dressing, both of his cars, his nicotine gum and Dunkin consumption, and an unusual proud parent story. instagram.com/jamesfrey_ twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about Chris apparently never having dreams, how to cheat at the DMV, if its a turnoff to see a guy pushing a shopping cart at the grocerty store, TJ goes off on rappers "Clipse, " Chris is watching stand up comedy again, a new kind of cookie involving seaweed, TJ makes a baseball related annoucement, we're interested in "card counting," a meal at New York's Cafe Zaffri, and some tour updates for this summer. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Adam Roberts is a writer from New York whose debut novel, Food Person, just arrived. He's an OG food blogger, podcaster, and former neighbor of Jason's, so they have plenty to catch up about. We chat about Marc Maron's retirement announcement, Reneé R*pp hates the straights, Chris's beef with a United States postal worker, where to find a bagel in Atlanta, Katz's Deli erotica, the early days of Gay.com and Manhunter chatrooms, the new Pee Wee Herman documentary, where he's eating in Los Angeles this week, coconut kale smoothies, the notorious gay poker night, he got the idea for his book while ghostwriting a cookbook for a celebrity, who will play his book's characters in the inevetable screen adaptation, what it would take Zendaya, and Chris Black, to gain 30 lbs for a role, and Adam throws his therapist hat on to deduce Chris' emotional trauma based soley on his Sweetgreen order. instagram.com/amateurgourmet twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and Jason was in Lake Tahoe. We chat about half-marathon nipple chafing, total body deodorant, Fox News reply guys, Gen Z doesn't want to start a bar tab, getting good at Googling, four-named graphic designers, the religious undertones of matcha raves in Dubai, how Timmy got Kylie out to Indiana on a Saturday night, Taylor reheated her masters just in time for her first child, and what is an audiobook if not a very long podcast? twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jeff Goldblum is an actor and musician currently living in Florence, Italy, but speaking with us today from the Carlyle Hotel in New York City. His newest record, Jeff Goldblum & The Mildred Snitzer Orchestra's Still Blooming, is out now. We chat about a Thom Browne party, an Echo Park book party, and a dinner at Baby Bistro, Jeff has two different smoothies going while we record, big floppy bow ties, who helps him with his wardrobe, bespoke wingtips, his Canadian gymnast wife, his sons are playing piano whether they want to or not, all the neighborhoods he's lived in Los Angeles, we compare his 80's and current day workouts, when his band "takes it for a walk," Frank Sanatra's daughter used to be his agent, his LA sushi spot, his stellar dental regiment, and Jeff reveals his stratgey for dining out as a celebrity. instagram.com/jeffgoldblum twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Rico Nasty is a musician currently living in Los Angeles. Her newest record, LETHAL, is out now. We chat about Todd Chrisley's first day out, the 2025 American Music Awards, The Rehearsal finale, Halloween decorations, her assistant's duties, selling feet pics, Lil Wayne and Lil B, Elle Fanning, her unique genealogy, Puerto Rican music, teaching her kid how to microwave, and the current state of his iPad, how far she will go to rhyme to words together, she's a barb, Azealia Banks Twitter, her YMCMB era, and her fab Birdman impression. instagram.com/riconasty twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about a recent Daily Mail post about our Jake Tapper episode last month, is it gay to tell your homie goodnight? Kevin Morby's breakfast sandwich, Caesar Salad Propaganda, the world is discovering Adrien Brody's fine art, sculptor Brad Pitt, a dissection of Chris Martin's scoop-neck tops, if Russel Brand is Wario, then who is his Mario? Skims pierced nipple bra, Kris Jenner's new face, Tom Cruise actually does all his own stunts, and we're bullish on pedal steel. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jonathan Parks-Ramage is a writer from Los Angeles. His critically acclaimed debut novel YES, DADDY (HarperCollins) was named one of the best queer books of 2021. His second novel, IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD (Bloomsbury), is out June 3rd. We chat about Diddy's applesauce burger, Kid Cudi aura farming at the courthouse, Jony Ive's potential wearables, which necklaces to wear as a top, being shirtless at events, straight guy bodies, hot Ojai murder cults, Ryan Murphy's The Shards, another cuppa Skarsgård tea, ideal natural disasters, never flirt with an actor, threesome drama, sexual mazes, the P-Town "Dick Dock, " where to have sex in Paris, famous white women, Joshua Tree not for me, and how far he'll travel for p*ssy. instagram.com/jprampage twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Biz Sherbert is a writer, pop culture reporter, and cohost of the podcast Nymphet Alumni. We chat with her from her home in London about Alexander Skarsgård's gay-for-pay at Cannes, in defense of CEOs, Skullcandy earbuds, the southern restaurant "Cookout, " Chris being a "nugget tray menace," good foods for jail, the Baldwin family legacy, phone case beef, her level of patriotism, whether men should be allowed to do pilates, the genre of music known as "pots & pans," and a fashion scene report from a recent Deftones show in Atlanta. instagram.com/bizsherbert twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in Jackson Hole, WY, and Jason is home in Glendale. We discuss how early is too early in the day to wash your car, a trip to the OC, the Citizen, and NextDoor apps, the fertility clinic bombing in Palm Springs, Raising Cane's in the Middle East, Chris' running retreat, extreme activities for extreme people, trouble at Taylor Swift's lake house, the Foo Fighters just lost a foo, when the sound of someone eating drives one to a murderous rage, Chris adopted a TJ travel tip, a recent podcast appearance from Chris, and a deep dive into Domenique Ansel's back catalog of treats. ~See us live in the American Midwest this summer~ twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Shirley Manson is a singer and songwriter, most notably from the band Garbage, whose new record, Let All That We Imagine Be the Light, is out May 30th. We chat with Shirley from her home in Los Angeles about Diddy updates, DJ Akademiks, Esq., Chris is flying out of Newark tomorrow, walking in Los Angeles without a dog, octopuses are sentient beings, what she listens to in the MRI machine, how Chris cleans his bathroom, her shower schedule, sloppy seconds, when she gets nervous, streaming revenue, she says the phrase "player, please", the best ways for a band to break up, touring with Noel Gallagher, opening for My Chemical Romance, and the last time she did ecstacy. instagram.com/garbage twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Molly Jong-Fast is a writer, journalist, political commentator, host of the Fast Politics podcast, and author of the new memoir, How to Lose Your Mother. We chat about dehydration, RFK taking a dip in a diarrhea creek, Arcade Fire's fashion choices, her botox routine, Steve Madden's jail time, her Diet Coke habit, her kid's political leanings, getting sober at 19, the mid-90s NY bar scene, hairless dogs, the birthday cake at San Vicente Bungalows, LA vs. NY AA meeting edition, the Sultan Of Brunai, Parliament Lights 100s, and she talks us out of visiting Washington D.C. twitter.com/mollyjongfast twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in Atlanta, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about TJ's time at the Just Like Heaven festival, credential distribution, Slayer roadcases, melting electronics, Cento Raw Bar, Crunch Master crackers, Kanye's HH, fake Pitchfork scores, Keith McNally's memoir, a rainy walk of shame for Chris, intersexual marriage, and TJ has yet another way to save the crumbling film industry. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Director, screenwriter, and HLG fan favorite Eugene Kotlyarenko returns to chat about the female manosphere, West Village people, new Pope, podcast award at The Golden Globes, Trader Joe's tote bags, his Mugler collection, two-factor authentication, chef-coded fashion, Guy Ritchie's Aladdin, how he creates long-form content for ADD audiences, cancellation kink, Airbnb hidden cams, ideal ways to die, Kobe Bryant, canned oxygen, planet medicine and wellness retreats, and his thoughts on numerology. Eugene's new film, The Code, starring Dasha Nekrasova and Peter Vack, is screening now. instagram.com/madabouteug twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lynette Nylander, the Executive Digital Director at Harper's Bazaar, joins us to discuss all things Met Gala. We chat about GQ's afterparty, steampunk's influence, dandyism, Bad Bunny's hat, Louis Hamilton is in the market for a new beard, Pharrell needs to pull his shoes up, can Rocky get too pretty? Big Latto Sweeney, our best and worst looks, Rosa Parks underwear, LV facial scars, Jeremy Allen White's face and body, turquoise grills, Lorde's rectangle, and we discuss who deserved the invite this year. instagram.com/lynettesaid twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in Miami for F1, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about Carbone Beach, gorilla vs men, TJ's peculiar eating habits, traveling too far for food, an F1 doppleganger, TJ hit the club last night, mushroom chocolates, toxic matcha crop top, Uber Black conspiracies, Stagecoach aftershocks, watching the Met Ball alone on your couch isn't dark, Dua Lipa's 4 Charles doggie bag, eating dessert alone, protein Cheerios, and we bond over some Joe Budden podcast topics. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices