Larry Yellingman and Bethany Turner yell at things weekly! Also Bethany is amaaaaazing!

Lauren Yellingenby.exe has stopped workingHumans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humanshollerJane's Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Alice's Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_Alice's Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.socialStories UsedAlicehttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/15/Auburn-Washington-goat-Wesley-Homes/7131768498381/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/22/Suffolk-County-New-York-bank-deer/2081769097809/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/14/chickens-loose-Douglas-County-Colorado/8171768410715/ Janehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/colorado-begins-planning-return-of-wolverine-across-its-parks-absent-for-more-than-100-years/https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/23/Transportation-Security-Administration-turtles-bra-replica-bomb-unusual/4841769194559/ Ear foothttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/womans-severed-ear-was-saved-by-grafting-it-onto-her-foot-before-reattaching-it-5-months-later/Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/23/Network-Rail-emu-Hull-to-Liverpool/7811769190907/

Bear goes house huntingHumans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humanshollerJane's Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Alice's Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_Alice's Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.socialStories UsedJane: They. Are. Coming.https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/2025-was-year-of-the-octopus-says-uk-wildlife-trust-amid-record-cephalopod-sightings/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/mauritius-advances-science-of-heat-resistant-coral-for-restoring-reefs-with-98-survival-rates/ Alicehttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/15/emu-handcuffed-St-Johns-County-Florida/3831768502340/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/14/ireland-crashed-truck-crabs-recovered/6501768416348/Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/12/poland-Wroclaw-Zoo-muntjac-deer-rhino/4111768245115/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/13/bear-crawlspace-Altadena-California/7451768331251/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/12/bear-candy-store-Gatlinburg-Tennessee/2431768244367/

It's Buttsmas y'all! And this time we got Steph, Delta, AND Alice!

Horses and bears and racoons oh my! Jane's Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humanshollerAlice's Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_Alice's Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.socialStories UsedAlicehttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/11/JFK-Airport-New-York-escaped-horse/9831765470077/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/09/National-Highways-abandoned-items-boat-fair-ride/9611765294186/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/05/Guinness-World-Records-fastest-garden-shed/2511764952892/ Janehttps://www.positive.news/society/flat-pack-washing-machine-spins-a-fairer-future/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/2-bears-figure-out-how-to-make-a-see-saw-in-playful-moment-caught-on-video-watch/Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/12/drunk-raccoon-serial-burglar-Hanover-County-Virginia/8281765555782/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/12/Sarasota-County-7-Eleven-alligator-Florida/5091765563028/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/08/bear-wanders-into-Gatlinburg-Christmas-parade/9711765219288/

It's Alice's one year (and one month) anniversary! We ask the hard questions this time. Questions like, “Would you rather fight one raccoon sized owl or twelve owl sized raccoons?”Jane's Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humanshollerAlice's Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_Alice's Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Stories UsedJanehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/mountain-goat-inspired-robot-offers-a-new-world-of-mobility-to-the-wheelchair-bound-watch/https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/20/bear-chases-11-year-old-Family-Dollar-Markleysburg-Pennsylvania/2011763665257/Alicehttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/18/RSPCA-Gwennap-Cornwall-raccoon/3131763482187/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/19/great-horned-owl-concrete-mixer-rescue/8801763568552/https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/18/escaped-goat-Detroit-man-car/5751763476506/Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/19/fox-engine-compartment-Amazon-van-RSPCA-Derby-England/7381763570997/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/17/australia-Sunshine-Coast-Snake-Catchers-school-goanna-lizard-Palmview/8731763404979/

This episode we learn that you're not a real monkey unless you're wearing a diaper.Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humanshollerAlice's Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_Alice's Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Jane's Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Stories UsedAlicehttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/05/ireland-lion-viral-video-Newfoundland-dog-County-Clare/2571762356268/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/03/Cottonwood-Arizona-emu-captured-Frank/9381762193360/https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/10/29/Spirit-Halloween-monkey-Plano-Texas/4851761751672/ Jane https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/bumblebees-have-learned-to-read-simple-morse-code-an-ability-seen-only-in-humans-and-vertebrates/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/new-gel-regrows-dental-enamel-which-humans-cannot-do-and-could-revolutionize-tooth-care/Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/06/Buffalo-neighborhood-loose-pig/9621762445110/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/13/germany-cow-escapes-slaughter-joins-sheep-sanctuary-home/6341763051458/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/10/sea-lion-Cosmopolis-Police-Department-Washington/8511762785545/

Lauren fucking dies at the end (it's okay, she's fine)Stories UsedJanehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/pine-martens-released-into-wilds-of-exmoor-national-park-for-first-time-in-100-years/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/nature-centers-emergency-butterfly-wing-transplant-a-success-watched-by-millions-on-social-media/https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/10/15/foster-kitten-drops-dead-mouse-boiling-pot/7351760542204/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/10/15/Chapel-Hill-North-Carolina-dog-starts-fire/9791760536248/ Alicehttps://apnews.com/article/bear-walks-grocery-store-arizona-ac35a8f03b6289d2e82039b89a646e4c https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/10/16/University-of-Montana-Main-Hall-pumpkin/3111760623668/ Laurenhttps://abc7.com/post/aggressive-sea-otter-steals-surfboard-off-santa-cruz-california-coast-bites-surfer-water-rescue-ensues/18026958https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/10/16/bear-steals-garbage-bag-Glendale-California/7481760635242/

Squirrel!Stories UsedAlicehttps://metro.co.uk/2025/09/25/theres-an-angry-squirrel-in-california-whos-put-two-people-in-hospital-24258593/ https://metro.co.uk/2025/09/02/a-band-manchester-drummer-literally-mushrooms-24060259/ → quote from Lauren's Mushroom Correspondent, “i mean they are clearly a fungi… i imagine the main problem was there being not mushroom in the band previously”https://metro.co.uk/2025/09/28/he-boy-man-saved-injured-squirrel-says-pair-now-inseparable-24282002/Janehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/six-baby-cheetahs-born-in-the-richmond-zoos-prolific-breeding-program-167-cats-since-2013-watch/https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/09/25/South-Western-Railway-crab/4561758819404/Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/09/25/Long-Island-New-York-orange-lobster/6051758813614/https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/09/24/Hampton-Township-crocodile-Michigan-front-yard/2311758741800/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/09/24/Round-Rock-Texas-porcupine-shopping-center-mall/5801758734735/

This episode Lauren wants to go out with a bang, Jane introduces the best political party ever, and Alice Atlatls All Around us!Stories Used:Alice:https://apnews.com/article/vermont-atlatl-sports-spears-8fdaf7dbe84505055df60ea55772a10e https://apnews.com/article/ghana-fantasy-coffins-funerals-accra-tradition-01220db5b2e240a12ae8e4ba8820f993 https://apnews.com/photo-gallery/ghana-fantasy-coffins-photos-9e1169da6238feef5400ede6d88992d7 Janehttps://www.dutchnews.nl/2025/07/amsterdam-to-install-steps-to-help-cats-escape-from-the-canals/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/recalcitrant-baby-hippo-refuses-to-leave-the-pool-unless-it-sees-a-mom-stare-watch/Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/09/17/Thorpe-Farm-escaped-wallaby-drones/9881758114709/https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/09/16/Washington-County-police-escaped-cows/1031758030704/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/09/17/Poudre-Fire-Authority-cow-mud-Miss-Big-Moo/1161758117837/

There are more adorable bears. Lauren once again loses her shit. Stories UsedJanehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/this-new-bionic-knee-is-changing-the-game-for-lower-leg-amputees/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/these-silly-signs-are-one-mans-campaign-against-his-anti-fun-city/https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/22/Doolittle-Missouri-highway-steaks-fire/9951755884053/ Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/18/bear-break-in-Pine-Mountain-Club-California/2001755534533/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/20/bear-ice-cream-shop-El-Dorado-County-California/9741755719551/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/20/Reading-Pennsylvania-skunk-bowl-skateboard/9741755713004/

There are adorable bears. Lauren absolutely loses it. Stories UsedJanehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/a-jamaican-student-invented-a-self-disinfecting-door-handle-for-hospitals-design-that-fits-reality/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/blowing-in-a-conch-shell-could-help-treat-dangerous-apnea-snoring-symptoms/Alicehttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/14/horse-hoisted-hold-Baltimore-County-Maryland/5341755191291 https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/08/canada-West-Vancouver-bear-Pomeranian/7601754662165 Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/11/Newington-Connecticut-bear-pool/1881754926114/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/12/Petersham-Massachusetts-bear-sunflower-seeds/9781755009040/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/14/australia-koala-road-Gold-Coast-Queensland/8271755188876/

This episode is taking the pissStories UsedJanehttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/07/02/scotland-Saltoun-Surgery-urine-samples/4131751472898/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/psychedelic-mushrooms-reduced-human-cellular-aging-by-57-increased-lifespan-in-mice-30/Alicehttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/07/18/canada-T-shirt-missing-cat-phone-number/6941752860361 https://apnews.com/article/minot-city-north-dakota-ground-squirrels-dde22d2fa10140191a168687a5aa4daa Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/07/24/nz-cat-burglar-Auckland-New-Zealand/2091753373486/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/07/24/raccoon-trash-can-Coral-Springs-Florida/9971753370292/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/07/25/tortoise-Shelley-2-weeks-ice-cream/5071753455892/

Lauren can't move past “piss sommelier”Stories UsedJanehttps://www.pollutionsolutions-online.com/news/waste-management/21/university-of-edinburgh/microbes-turn-plastic-waste-into-paracetamol/65164 https://apnews.com/article/virgin-australia-snake-plane-melbourne-brisbane-9fec54edc5a7c7f6f9734fa76e0d3e45https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/07/03/mozzarella-cheese-crash-Clearfield-County-Pennsylvania/4381751555993/Alicehttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/23/Plainview-Bethpage-JFK-High-School-twins/7361750695879/ https://news.sky.com/story/flying-duck-caught-on-speed-camera-could-be-repeat-offender-13367584 Laurenhttps://cheknews.ca/testing-the-water-new-study-investigates-orcas-sharing-food-with-humans-1263629/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/07/03/Jefferson-County-Colorado-bear-car/5701751565791/

There's a mongoose. It no longer be loose up in this hoose. I wanna pet a goose.Stories UsedJanehttps://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/mischievous-sister-bears-escape-at-uk-zoo-and-eat-weeks-worth-of-honey-as-police-called/ar-AA1HnUAAhttps://www.musicradar.com/artists/shows-festivals/in-previous-years-due-to-wearable-tech-issues-we-saw-a-rise-of-nearly-700-extra-999-calls-in-a-weekend-british-police-encourage-moshing-festival-goers-to-take-off-their-smartwatchesAlice https://news.sky.com/story/syrian-contractor-discovers-ancient-byzantine-tomb-complex-during-construction-13381022 https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/26/wallaby-escaped-Grace-and-Glory-Animals-Oswego-New-York/1321750951714/ (update to last week)Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/24/Tahoe-Keys-bears-fridge/3681750782904/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/23/parrot-Forever-Paws-curse-words/2911750701073/

There's a mongoose. It be loose.Humans Holler Patreon: patreon.com/humanshollerAlice's Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_Alice's Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Jane's Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Stories UsedJanehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/scientists-in-japan-develop-non-toxic-plastic-that-dissolves-in-seawater-within-hours/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/worlds-first-diamond-battery-could-power-spacecraft-and-pacemakers-for-thousands-of-years/Alicehttps://news.sky.com/story/seriously-deep-sleeper-not-woken-up-by-ship-crashing-in-his-garden-13373113 https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/05/thailand-Plai-Biang-Lek-elephant-store-Khao-Yai-National-Park/5611749145051/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/20/escaped-wallaby-Oswego-New-York-caught-on-camera/9191750429726/ Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/19/dome-Indianapolis-storm-radome/5141750351394/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/11/bear-hot-tub-doughnuts/6891749664735/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/18/Isle-of-Man-Curraghs-Wildlife-Park-mongoose-found/1081750269611/

Jane and Lauren talk about animalsHumans Holler Patreon: patreon.com/humanshollerAlice's Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_Alice's Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Jane's Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/postsStories UsedJanehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/native-turtles-return-to-yosemite-after-being-overrun-by-invasive-bullfrogs-from-the-east/You ever disassociate so hard you turn lead into gold?https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/fulfilling-the-dream-of-medieval-alchemists-physicists-turned-lead-into-gold-accidentally/Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/05/16/cat-escapes-goes-home-SPCA-Florida/1351747410916/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/05/20/poland-capybaras-escape-Gdansk-zoo/6311747754845/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/05/21/escaped-kangaroo-Irwin-Durango/8291747838853/

The horrors persist, so have some good newsStories UsedJanehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/group-celebrates-20-years-of-steering-surplus-office-furniture-away-from-landfill-and-into-communities/https://apnews.com/article/bookstore-book-brigade-chelsea-michigan-03c553623c91c16a272b8a8149e4c298Alicehttps://www.ddw-online.com/european-universities-offer-scientific-refuge-to-us-researchers-34143-202503/#:~:text=Several%20prestigious%20European%20universities%20are,scientific%20facts%20and%20against%20researchers%E2%80%9D https://www.yahoo.com/news/80-birds-rescued-animal-fighting-161256363.html?guccounter=1 Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/04/17/Manhattan-turkey-Astoria-returns/2421744909473/ https://birdfact.com/articles/can-wild-turkeys-fly https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/04/16/raccoon-storm-drain-grate-Holyoke-Massachusetts/9771744821648/

Jane's cat Smudge joins us for this one! We all melt *immediately* from the cuteness overload. Humans Holler Patreon: patreon.com/humanshollerAlice's Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_Jane's Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Stories UsedJanehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/earths-tiniest-wildcat-is-captured-on-camera-for-first-time-the-rusty-spotted-cat-of-india/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/little-boy-calls-911-after-mom-ate-his-ice-cream-mommy-is-being-bad-but-cops-solve-the-case/(Snitches don't get dessert)Alicehttps://www.npr.org/2025/03/20/g-s1-54909/golden-toilet-stolen-cattelan-6-million-convicted (update)https://news.sky.com/story/the-blobfish-worlds-ugliest-animal-named-fish-of-the-year-in-new-zealand-13332179 Laurenhttps://apnews.com/article/cybertruck-recall-tesla-elon-musk-nhtsa-8c517e21aa1119d74b9db39f6aca01b (lol)https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/03/20/australia-magpie-Coles-Coburg-North-Victoria/8671742500304/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/03/18/nz-struggling-swimmers-geese-Tauranga-New-Zealand/4581742319996/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHxO0UdpoxM

This month Iggymaid joins us! la;ksfqowiefjiopl;asf owq eHumans Holler Patreon: patreon.com/humanshollerIgg's Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/iggymaid.bsky.socialIgg's Twitch: twitch.tv/iggymaidIgg's Linktree: linktr.ee/iggymaidAlice's Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_Jane's Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Stories UsedAlicehttps://news.sky.com/story/scientists-trying-to-bring-back-the-woolly-mammoth-create-a-woolly-mouse-13321512https://news.sky.com/story/thieves-stole-2-8m-gold-toilet-at-blenheim-palace-in-just-five-minutes-court-hears-13316421Janehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/recovery-of-endangered-marsupials-is-utterly-extraordinary-population-up-45-since-australian-bushfires/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/galapagos-rail-rediscovered-after-190-years-following-island-restoration/Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/28/iguana-loose-connecticut/3851740764773/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/03/04/California-Highway-Patrol-opossum-Bay-Bridge/5911741098824/ https://www.yahoo.com/tech/video-game-trolls-players-lesbian-183228988.html?guccounter=1

ADHDventures with Lauren and JaneLauren's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HumanshollerJane's Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Stories UsedJanehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/tribal-bison-ranchers-return-thousands-of-animals-to-native-lands-and-witness-an-ecosystem-rejuvinate/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/after-his-beloved-yoga-ball-deflates-lonely-donkey-receives-donated-balls-from-across-bc/https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/21/Scottish-highland-bull-Kent-Connecticut/4221740157190/ Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/20/Chicago-big-beaver-Urban-Rivers/8661740087239/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/20/Tennessee-Knoxville-porcupine/1591740078267/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cILZ_cB3_so https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/12/bat-eared-fox-Living-Gardens-Palm-Desert-California/1801739377569/

Alice joins us for mummy jerky and a bunch of cute animals!Lauren's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HumanshollerJane's Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Alice's Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_ Stories UsedJanehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/while-a-czech-region-plans-its-hydroproject-beavers-do-it-for-them-saving-millions/https://www.cbc.ca/lite/story/1.7457607 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYtY8q8gj40 Alicehttps://news.sky.com/story/ancient-egyptian-mummies-smell-sweet-and-spicy-researchers-say-13309255https://news.sky.com/story/nationwide-power-outage-in-sri-lanka-blamed-on-a-monkey-13306607 Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/03/australia-flying-fox-bat-hotel-swimming-pool/2841738601179/ https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1336161290732891 (video of previous story)https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/12/escaped-emu-Batesville-Mississippi/5741739392595/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJYOkZz6Dck&t https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D519hT7-ytY

Alice liek furretLauren's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HumanshollerJane's Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Stories UsedLaurenhttps://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2024/11/21/weasel-shoe-thief-japan-kindergarten/ https://apnews.com/article/minnesota-eagle-camera-watch-46d6e3453fae8b671d5373740f6f95a8 Alicehttps://apnews.com/article/new-hampshire-shelter-mice-453194952194094f71ddfcab3294eb66 https://apnews.com/article/quasi-giant-hand-wellington-sculpture-zealand-art-cfcd3599eda341b78741dcfcf519edbd Janehttps://apnews.com/article/latvia-counterfeit-detergent-ariel-criminal-gang-7c90d2a2fd2fb8dd8f8fc322867680b0https://apnews.com/article/bear-costume-insurance-fraud-vehicles-california-791f330b81d0ef627caf1b00a6daf69f

We got a real Ice Cream Witch y'all!

Lauren really likes Matt Berry, Jane has some very good raccoons, and some people who try to do the least end up doing the most?The Patreon: https://patreon.com/HumansHoller Jane's Linktree: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Stories UsedJanehttps://soranews24.com/2024/10/15/tokyo-space-out-tournament-draws-nearly-100-competitors-finds-whos-the-best-at-doing-nothing%E3%80%90video%E3%80%91/https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/2024/10/07/north-kitsap-home-attracts-dozens-of-hungry-racoons/75562924007/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/behold-the-heaviest-pumpkin-in-europe-weighing-as-much-as-a-honda-civic/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNPp_-LOb0k Laurenhttps://www.musictimes.com/articles/105906/20241023/kamala-harris-locks-critical-juggalo-vote-major-insane-clown-posse-endorsement.htm https://www.burnleyexpress.net/news/crime/pendle-man-arrested-after-he-arrives-at-police-station-with-two-males-tied-up-on-quad-bike-4837340 https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/10/bytedance-intern-fired-for-planting-malicious-code-in-ai-models/ (Not covering in full but worth a passing mention)https://www.channelnewsasia.com/world/germany-pizzeria-cocaine-menu-order-police-crime-4694106https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOe8dVTXE8E

HonkStories UsedJanehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/chinese-doctor-removes-patients-lung-tumor-using-robot-from-3000-miles-away/https://thegoodnewshub.com/animals/abandoned-dog-hero-saves-38others/Laurenhttps://abc7.com/post/san-francisco-california-residents-complain-honking-waymo-driverless-cars/15185603/ https://www.newsweek.com/golden-retriever-regrets-helping-diy-1932601

Jane brings us a baby bird in a warm tortilla! And also a Lomo! Stories UsedJanehttps://7news.com.au/news/obituary-jack-karlson-man-behind-democracy-manifest-succulent-chinese-meal-viral-meme-has-died-c-15564341https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/baby-bird-rescued-in-texas-panhandle-wrapped-in-a-warm-tortilla-until-wildlife-experts-arrived/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/tiny-frog-saunas-help-endangered-amphibians-fight-off-fungal-disease/Laurenhttps://www.syracuse.com/news/2024/08/man-charged-after-blowing-up-porta-potty-at-central-ny-beach-police-say.html https://local21news.com/news/local/an-unusual-prize-groundhog-found-amongst-stuffed-animals-in-pa-claw-machine-meadows-family-fun-mini-golf-in-duncansville-blair-county-pennsylvania-game-commission-pa Lomohttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/first-back-to-back-gharial-crocodile-hatchlings-born-in-north-america/ https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/new-way-of-protecting-tomatoes-from-deadly-bacteria-lets-plants-sniff-out-danger-naturally/

Unions now, unions forever!Stories UsedJanehttps://www.pcgamer.com/games/mmo/blizzards-world-of-warcraft-team-has-unionized/ https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/engineering-students-heed-call-for-a-chihuahua-in-need-tiny-helmets-for-niblet/Laurenhttps://abc7ny.com/post/flying-fish-damages-nj-couples-tesla-parked-atlantic/15086264/ https://kotaku.com/voice-actor-strike-sag-aftra-troy-baker-ai-cod-mw-3-1851604153

It's naked week for Lauren! Stories UsedJanehttps://www.npr.org/sections/goats-and-soda/2024/07/03/g-s1-7988/hiv-prevention-drug-clinical-trialhttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/22-tennessee-state-parks-provide-all-terrain-wheelchairs-for-visitors-to-use/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0F1VbB3XeM&list=PLKTj6PrgxBv-nTmTv-v0pgzhbHDglgH62 Laurenhttps://mustsharenews.com/woman-strips-national-television/ https://x.com/mrjeffu/status/1806463678247830011 https://sfstandard.com/2024/07/11/nudists-save-tourist-attack-castro/

Jane and Lauren talk about SANDVICHThe Patreon: patreon.com/Humansholler Jane's Linktree: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Beth's Comic: https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/ Let's Talk About Snacks: https://www.patreon.com/LetsTalkAboutSnacks Stories UsedLaurenSAMMICHES AGAINhttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1trBPQy3Azxw1_XoosinenixxKK-5sw7Z?usp=sharing Janehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/lost-donkey-seen-living-with-elk-herd-5-years-later-living-his-best-life/

IT FINALLY HAPPENED Y'ALL! Laura's Everything: https://laurakbuzz.com/ The Patreon: patreon.com/Humansholler Jane's Linktree: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Let's Talk About Snacks: https://www.patreon.com/LetsTalkAboutSnacks Stories UsedLomohttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/beloved-birds-return-to-islands-for-first-time-in-40-years-after-damming-damage-reversed/ https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/two-big-cats-from-infamous-tiger-king-captivity-thriving-in-san-diego-after-sanctuary-helps-save-69-tigers/ Janehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/study-links-recreational-cannabis-use-to-lower-risk-of-cognitive-decline-and-dementia-related-diseases/ https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/man-who-built-adorable-mouse-village-to-cope-with-depression-has-added-pub-and-book-shop/ Laurenhttps://www.huffpost.com/entry/bc-us-cross-country-dog_n_6610146ee4b083254eabff02

This week Jane joins us! Nyahahahaha!The Patreon: patreon.com/Humansholler Jane's Linktree: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Beth's Comic: https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/ Let's Talk About Snacks: https://www.patreon.com/LetsTalkAboutSnacksStories UsedJane: https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/cancer-vaccine-triggers-fierce-immune-response-to-fight-malignant-brain-tumors/ https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/11-acres-of-plant-infused-green-roofs-go-blue-capturing-rainwater-in-flood-prone-amsterdam/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/herd-of-bison-reintroduced-in-europe-are-climate-heroes-helping-store-co2-equal-to-43000-cars/Laurenhttps://gazette.com/news/wex/the-republican-winning-an-indiana-house-primary-is-deceased/article_3d4fd04d-50de-580c-b426-92566e8e5504.html https://abcnews.go.com/International/pod-killer-whales-attacks-sinks-50-foot-yacht/story?id=110226518 https://gizmodo.com/cybertruck-video-breaks-finger-safe-stick-elon-musk-1851460112

IT FINALLY HAPPENED Y'ALL! The Patreon: patreon.com/Humansholler Jane's Linktree: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Let's Talk About Snacks: https://www.patreon.com/LetsTalkAboutSnacks Stories UsedLomohttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/beloved-birds-return-to-islands-for-first-time-in-40-years-after-damming-damage-reversed/ https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/two-big-cats-from-infamous-tiger-king-captivity-thriving-in-san-diego-after-sanctuary-helps-save-69-tigers/ Janehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/study-links-recreational-cannabis-use-to-lower-risk-of-cognitive-decline-and-dementia-related-diseases/ https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/man-who-built-adorable-mouse-village-to-cope-with-depression-has-added-pub-and-book-shop/ Laurenhttps://www.huffpost.com/entry/bc-us-cross-country-dog_n_6610146ee4b083254eabff02

This time Joanna joanna-ins us again! Chaos ensues :D The Patreon: patreon.com/Humansholler Joanna's stuff: https://www.joannablackhart.com/ https://store.steampowered.com/app/1281860/Frogsong/ Stories UsedJoannahttps://www.popsci.com/science/two-lifeforms-merged-into-one/ https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2024/04/19/nasa-space-junk-florida-home-video/73389650007/ https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20240420-early-stage-ai-begins-to-make-waves-at-china-sex-toy-expo https://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/news/wisconsin-fat-bird-week-voting-to-begin-april-19/ar-BB1l6hH3Laurenhttps://www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/vultures-connecticut-drunk/ https://abc7.com/tow-truck-san-francisco-specialty-towing-company-california/14647703/ https://fortune.com/europe/2024/04/12/human-feces-wizz-air-flight-4-years-worlds-first-commercial-operation-planned-uk/

This week Beff, Phee, and Jane join me! Gay happens and i love every second of it

It's “what did we get stuck up our butts” time again with Stephanie Sterling and Phoenix Toothill! Also Jonathan Frakes knows what he did. Laurenhttps://defector.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-4 BeffButts butts butts butts butts butts butts EVERYBODYhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2023/12/26/beavers-Phoenix-Tempe-Arizona/9181703614394/ Pheehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/bird-friendly-maple-syrup-boosts-vermont-forest-diversity-and-resilience/Stephhttps://kitchener.ctvnews.ca/men-arrested-with-1-000-in-stolen-butter-1.6703164

Lauren's back again! Heck yeah!Stories UsedLaurenhttps://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2023/11/29/lawyer-suspended-poop-pringles-victim-center/71745795007/ https://gizmodo.com/mri-machine-accidents-gun-shot-woman-butt-1851077446 https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-wiltshire-67777768 Lomohttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/this-2300-year-old-mosaic-made-of-shells-and-coral-has-just-been-found-buried-under-rome/ https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/nuclear-waste-from-unused-weapons-is-being-safely-turned-to-glass-after-leaking-for-years/ https://thenationaldesk.com/news/from-the-desk/police-warn-of-bunnies-going-on-rampant-crime-sprees-in-texas-chewing-christmas-lights-random-acts-of-vandalism-hutto-police-department-christmas-holiday-decorations-bugs-bunny-rabbits-hares

Big cat!My Friend's Paypal:https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/AliceKlunkOur Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler Lauren's Onlyfans:onlyfans.com/rawrgliciousLauren's Paypal:paypal.me/rawrgliciousLet's Talk About Snacks:https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL Bethany's Comic:https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/Morgan's Substack:https://morganstringer.substack.com/ Morgan's Knowledge Fight Episode: https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/759-chatting-with-morgan-stringer Dice Funk: https://austinyorski.podbean.com/ Stories UsedLaurenhttps://themessenger.com/news/people-cant-access-their-ai-girlfriend-because-the-service-went-down-after-ceo-jailed-for-setting-his-apartment-on-fire https://katu.com/news/local/update-cougar-spotted-in-tigard-park-was-actually-just-a-big-housecat Morganhttps://www.npr.org/2023/11/06/1210537760/humpback-whale-rescue-alaska-video https://apnews.com/article/horse-loose-cargo-plane-returns-jfk-airport-6066bedc8438d69fd783fc4516bcf4e0 Ritahttps://www.npr.org/2023/09/07/1197943623/hurricane-idalia-flamingos-ohio-florida-texas-carolina

This week I introduce the absolutely wonderful Jane to our new co-host Rita! My Friend's Paypal:https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/AliceKlunkOur Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler Jane's Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Lauren's Onlyfans:onlyfans.com/rawrgliciousLauren's Paypal:paypal.me/rawrgliciousLet's Talk About Snacks:https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL Bethany's Comic:https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/Morgan's Substack:https://morganstringer.substack.com/ Morgan's Knowledge Fight Episode: https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/759-chatting-with-morgan-stringer Dice Funk: https://austinyorski.podbean.com/ Stories UsedLaurenhttps://jalopnik.com/florida-sovereign-citizens-still-need-drivers-license-1851020258 https://kotaku.com/youtube-chess-anal-beads-magnus-carlsen-hans-niemann-1851020457 Ritahttps://apnews.com/article/greece-athens-bomb-urban-development-wwii-7321b7eb7bbda084e0ebd53981fce5fa Janehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/scientists-engineered-a-bacteria-to-eat-plastic-bottles-and-transforming-them-into-useful-liquids/ https://www.positive.news/environment/the-lost-species-returning-to-britain/ Morganhttps://apnews.com/article/cluster-bomblet-ammunition-thrift-store-wisconsin-donation-be5eeeaf7b979c112c5fc5add1c59df0 https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna125140

The Gob Squad strikes again! Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HumanshollerBethany's Comic:https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/ Dice Funk: https://www.patreon.com/austinyorski/posts Our Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler Lauren's Onlyfans:onlyfans.com/rawrgliciousLauren's Paypal:paypal.me/rawrgliciousLet's Talk About Snacks:https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL Morgan's Substack:https://morganstringer.substack.com/ Morgan's Knowledge Fight Episode: https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/759-chatting-with-morgan-stringerStories UsedLaurenhttps://abc6onyourside.com/news/nation-world/4-sentenced-prison-sell-bleach-miracle-cure-covid-dozens-diseases-disorders-federal-jonathan-grenon-jordan-mark-joseph-conspiring-defraud-distribute-unapproved-drug-contempt-court-mms-mineral-solution-fda-food-administration https://nationalpost.com/news/man-arrested-after-faking-20-heart-attacks-to-avoid-paying-restaurant-bills Ritahttps://www.tomshardware.com/news/liquid-cooled-pc-with-real-human-blood-lined-up-as-diablo-iv-give-away Morganhttps://www.the-express.com/entertainment/celebrity-news/116000/Taylor-Swift-Eras-Tour-Armond-White-movie-review-Nazi-propaganda https://www.rawstory.com/santos-threatens-to-quit/

New Cohost just dropped!Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HumanshollerBethany's Comic:https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/ Dice Funk: https://www.patreon.com/austinyorski/posts Our Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler Lauren's Onlyfans:onlyfans.com/rawrgliciousLauren's Paypal:paypal.me/rawrgliciousLet's Talk About Snacks:https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL Morgan's Substack:https://morganstringer.substack.com/ Morgan's Knowledge Fight Episode: https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/759-chatting-with-morgan-stringerStories UsedRitahttps://www.livescience.com/animals/land-mammals/buddhist-ritual-saves-exotic-fish-from-slaughter-only-for-adventurous-tibetan-otters-to-feast-on-them-instead Morganhttps://www.mlive.com/spartans/2023/10/michigan-state-apologizes-for-adolf-hitler-image-on-spartan-stadium-scoreboard.html?outputType=amp https://apnews.com/article/speeding-ticket-georgia-million-176b93d2b2b6371fd50c81666e08e3e2 Laurenhttps://kotaku.com/microsoft-bing-ai-image-art-kirby-mario-9-11-nintendo-1850899895 https://kotaku.com/xbox-360-chat-wall-street-fbi-insider-trading-goldman-1850887053

*Pained goblin noises*Joanna's Twitter: https://twitter.com/JoannaBlackhartJoanna's Website: https://www.joannablackhart.com/ Joanna's Linkedin:https://www.linkedin.com/in/joannablackhart/ Beff's BlueSky:https://bsky.app/profile/deltastarfire.bsky.social Bethany's Comic:https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/ Dice Funk: https://www.patreon.com/austinyorski/posts Our Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler Lauren's Onlyfans:onlyfans.com/rawrgliciousLauren's Paypal:paypal.me/rawrgliciousLet's Talk About Snacks:https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL Morgan's Substack:https://morganstringer.substack.com/ Morgan's Knowledge Fight Episode: https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/759-chatting-with-morgan-stringerStories UsedLaurenhttps://bc.ctvnews.ca/gender-reveal-party-sparks-b-c-brushfire-1.6465659 https://kotaku.com/world-of-warcraft-wow-mmo-ai-fake-news-glorbo-reddit-1850663596 https://www.polygon.com/23808925/destiny-2-glorbo-ai-sites-secret-boss-running-joke (Because it happened again!)Joannahttps://medicalxpress.com/news/2022-10-organoids-human-mini-organs-grown-lab.htmlhttps://newsroom.ucla.edu/releases/making-mini-brain-organoids-brainierhttps://www.cambridge.org/core/journals/cambridge-quarterly-of-healthcare-ethics/article/ethical-issues-in-cerebral-organoid-research/F7B94103FFA7C73CA004F8C29FE32A6Dhttps://qz.com/1775717/the-ethics-of-lab-grown-minibrainsLomohttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/teen-finds-whale-skull-from-34-million-years-ago-while-fossil-hunting-in-alabama/ https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/oklahoma-zoo-forecasts-cloudy-with-a-chance-of-cute-after-rare-clouded-leopard-kitten-born/

Come for the porn sandwiches, stay for the kermit impression. Beff's BlueSky:https://bsky.app/profile/deltastarfire.bsky.social Bethany's Comic:https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/ Dice Funk: https://www.patreon.com/austinyorski/posts Our Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler Lauren's Onlyfans:onlyfans.com/rawrgliciousLauren's Paypal:paypal.me/rawrgliciousLet's Talk About Snacks:https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL Morgan's Substack:https://morganstringer.substack.com/ Morgan's Knowledge Fight Episode: https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/759-chatting-with-morgan-stringerStories UsedLaurenhttps://www.techdirt.com/2023/08/17/sexy-sandwiches-pornhub-goes-after-kebab-shop-over-signs-logos https://arstechnica.com/health/2023/08/fda-finally-nabs-alleged-quack-who-claimed-silver-vibrations-cure-covid/ Morganhttps://apnews.com/article/somalia-slow-runner-video-2bafeb6d93de898d9c3cb36070c285cc https://www.yahoo.com/news/off-hook-us-mayor-goes-165705760.html Lomohttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/stray-cat-finds-a-new-life-in-the-public-library-from-hitting-the-streets-to-hitting-the-books/

This week Mark Adams joins Morgan and I to talk about cat noses, punching a bear in the nose, and Lin Wood bringing the satanic panic back. Also there's more stories. Humanist Ceremonies:https://humanist.org.uk/markadams/Shipwrecked & Comatose: https://pod.link/1514570118?s=09 ChuckyVision:https://pod.link/1579168246?s=09 Beff's BlueSky:https://bsky.app/profile/deltastarfire.bsky.social Bethany's Comic:https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/ Dice Funk: https://www.patreon.com/austinyorski/posts Our Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler Lauren's Onlyfans:onlyfans.com/rawrgliciousLauren's Paypal:paypal.me/rawrgliciousLet's Talk About Snacks:https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL Morgan's Substack:https://morganstringer.substack.com/ Morgan's Knowledge Fight Episode: https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/759-chatting-with-morgan-stringerStories UsedLaurenhttps://www.cnet.com/science/space/heres-what-happens-when-you-ask-the-internet-to-name-a-uranus-mission/ (Old one but butts)https://apnews.com/article/black-bear-woman-bitten-maine-1ad636d74a117e5db7297e44866a9499 Morganhttps://www.rawstory.com/lin-wood-2662244319/ (possible backup)https://www.npr.org/2023/07/07/1186392324/solo-flight-18-hour-delay-american-airlines Markhttps://www.thepinknews.com/2023/07/05/bristol-pride-bans-political-parties/ https://www.discovermagazine.com/planet-earth/cat-noses-are-marvels-that-may-inspire-better-scientific-instruments