Sooo Aggressive

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa (@vanessavjohnston) sits down with her brother Hamilton to discuss his perspective of society today. Hamilton and Vanessa talk voluntary celibacy, and alternative notions of male disadvantage and discrimination in today's society. All this and more on Sooo Aggressive with Vanessa Johnston!   OUTLINE: Intro (0:00 - 1:24) Hamilton the Virgin (1:25 - 2:16) The Government Made Women a Threat to Men (2:17 - 6:18) MGTOW (6:19 - 11:42) Self-Improvement Time (11:42 - 16:45) Restructuring Society and Cat Calling (16:46 - 28:00) Intentions (28:01 - 33:34) Attraction for Reasons (33:45 - 42:27) MGTOW Changing the World (42:28 - 45:16) Scared of Normal Life (45:17 - 52:26) Upcoming Societal Changes (52:27 - 1:00:00) Right to Repair and Capitalism (1:00:01 - 1:15:39) Living in System II (1:15:40 - 1:19:47) Outro (1:19:47 - 1:20:47)  

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa (@vanessavjohnston) sits down with world renowned DJ, Ry Toast (@rytoast). The ladies discuss the many hurdles of being a woman in male-dominated industries. They also share sentiments on how to maintain balance and self-respect while pursuing a career in entertainment – you can say no to gigs you don’t want! All this and more on Sooo Aggressive with Vanessa Johnston!   OUTLINE: Intro (0:00 - 1:00) The Hurdles of Girl DJs (1:01 - 9:55) Hell Yes! or Hell No! (5:19 - 6:41) Betty and Bertha (6:42 - 8:20) Touring with Tyrone’s Jacket (8:21 - 9:55) Making Each Other Better (9:56 - 13:29) The Love for DJing (13:30 - 15:24) Too Hyped (14:12 - 15:24) Shutting Down Hecklers (15:25 - 16:19) Comics Heckling You (16:20 - 19:23) Experimenting with the Tables (19:24 - 20:50) Roasting the Hecklers (20:51 - 23:33) Unedited (23:34 - 24:07) A Love for Hip Hop (24:07 - 26:27) Advice to the Audience (26:28 - 29:12) Outro (29:13 - 31:13)

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa Johnston (@vanessavjohnston) sits down with TikTok star, Davante Wilson (@itsdavantewilson). Davante enlightens us about what it takes to be a content creator, and how working with TikTok has affected his life. The episode concludes with some juicy girl talk where the two discuss what goes into taking the perfect photo, how to get over heartbreak, and how to be a boss bitch. All this and more on Sooo Aggressive with Vanessa Johnston! OUTLINE: Intro (0:00 - 1:13) Clothes from Forever 21 (1:14 - 2:59) Davante's Business-Driven Family (3:00 - 5:18) TikTok Life (5:19 - 45:00) How did you get into TikTok? (5:19 - 7:16) First Post Nerves (7:17 - 9:21) Makin' Money (9:22 - 11:50) The Next Big Thing (11:51 - 13:00) Remixing Ideas (13:01 - 18:56) Arizona Sucks (18:57 – 23:17) Davante Got Robbed (23:17 - 26:15) It's the Alcohol (26:16 - 28:22) California Bound (28:23 - 31:54) Logan Paul Fights (31:55 - 33:45) New Influencer Advice (33:46 - 36:19) Changes to TikTok (36:20 - 40:15) Setting Trends (40:16 - 45:00) How to Click with Davante (43:23 - 45:00) Girl Talk (45:01 - 1:05:15) How to be a Boss Bitch (45:01 - 47:55) What's Your Good Side (47:56 - 50:42) Event Guests (50:43 - 51:31) Davante's Type (51:32 - 52:35) Bussy Talk (52:35 - 54:58) Hooking up with Straight Guys (54:59 - 58:00) Getting Over a Heart Break (58:01 - 1:00:41) How to Take the Perfect Selfie (1:00:42 - 1:05:14) Outro (1:05:15 - 1:05:53)

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa (@vanessavjohnston) sits down with actress and model Effy Harvard (@effyharvard) to discuss ageism in relationships, mercury retrograde, and Veganism. All this and more on Sooo Aggressive with Vanessa Johnston!  OUTLINE: Intro (0:00 - 1:06) Food Combos (1:07 - 5:00) Love Life (5:01 - 9:43) Vanessa’s Relationship is Moving Fast (5:01 - 8:18) Effy Doesn’t Want to Waste Her Time (8:19 - 9:43) A Little About Effy (9:44 - 16:03) Acting/Modeling Career (9:44 - 12:47) Snacking 24/7 (12:48 - 16:03) Veganism (16:04 - 23:01) Vanessa’s Vegan Ex-Boyfriends (16:04 - 18:09) Cellular Agriculture (18:10 - 20:19) “Unnatural Selection” (20:20 - 23:01) Astrology and Mercury Retrograde (23:02 - 25:07) Dating “Puppies” (25:08 - 29:16) “Party When You’re 85!” (29:17 - 35:50) Girl Talk (35:51 - 1:06:54) How to Pose Like a Model (35:51 - 46:50) How to Maintain Blonde Hair (46:51 - 51:06) Eyelash Trauma (51:07- 54:47) Essential Beauty Products (54:48 - 59:13) Which Female Figure Do You Look Up To Most? (59:14 - 1:06:54) Outro (1:06:55 - 1:07:34)

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa sits down with her fiancé Jay for a special Valentine’s Day edition of the podcast! The couple deep dives into their relationship, getting into the nitty gritty of their love story, as well as how the two are keeping things spicy in the bedroom. All this and more on Sooo Aggressive with Vanessa Johnston! OUTLINE: Intro (0:00 - 1:08) The Preface (1:09 - 3:50) Jay's House Rule (3:50 - 5:14) Military Man (5:15 - 6:53) No Butt Play (6:54 - 7:26) Military Man cont. (7:27 - 9:28) One-night Stand Turned One True Love (9:29 - 13:31) Thoughts on One-Night Stands (13:31 - 16:37) How to Keep a Relationship Spicy (16:37 - 20:05) Two Alphas in a Relationship (20:06 - 26:13) Dealing with two Alphas (20:06 -22:13) Talking Exercise (22:14 - 24:24) Wise Man Jay (24:25 - 26:13) Apart on Valentine's Day (26:14 - 27:21) Living Together (27:22 - 36:09) Likes and Dislikes (27:22 - 36:09) Creating a Strategy to Fight (36:10 - 37:24) Girl Talk (37:24 - 55:36) Best Honeymoon Spot (37:24 - 39:49) Celeb Couple Dinner (39:50 - 42:32) Why Jay Won’t Have a Threesome (42:33 - 46:01) Being Engaged to a Comedian (46:02 - 46:42) The First Things Vanessa and Jay Noticed About Each Other (46:43 - 48:24) Safe Word (48:25 - 50:38) Advice for Long Distance Relationships (50:38 - 55:36) Outro (55:36 -56:04)

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa (@vanessavjohnston) sits down with comedian and former presidential candidate, “Regina” (Ben Gleib, @bengleib). After diving into “Regina’s” career as a politician, these jokesters discuss everything from eating baby animals, to picking out the perfect outfit for the Oscars. All this and more on Sooo Aggressive with Vanessa Johnston!  OUTLINE: Intro (0:00 - 2:44) Can't complain (2:45 - 5:27) Fancy Podcast (5:28 - 6:17) How Has Being a Comedian Affected You as a Person? (6:18 - 19:15) Comedy Semi-Ruins You (6:18 - 9:56) Telling stories (9:57 - 11:38) How to Win a Male Comedian’s Heart (11:39 - 19:15) Ben’s Political Career (19:16 - 40:25) Offer a Different Choice (22:16 - 25:18) Hate the Party System (25:19 - 28:53) "Little Headaches" (28:54 - 32:03) Don’t Get into Politics (32:04 - 34:43) The End (34:44 - 40:25) Eating Animals (40:26 - 52:17) Coronavirus (40:26 - 43:29) Eating Baby Animals (43:30 - 47:34) “I’m gonna be food probs” (47:35 - 48:45) Bacon Bucket, Bacon Body (48:46 - 50:06) Save a Koala, Eat a Horse (50:07 - 52:17) Girl Talk with Regina (52:18 - 1:04:45) Regina’s Backstory (52:18 - 55:08) Period Cravings (55:08 - 56:34) 5 Steps to Become a Politician’s Mistress (56:35 - 58:55) What Would You Wear to the Oscars? (58:56 - 1:04:45) Answer IG Live Questions (1:04:46 - 1:12:30) Outro (1:12:31 - 1:13:40)

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa (@vanessavjohnston) catches up with fellow comedian Gabby Lamb (@gabbylamby). The girls dive deep into feminine topics such as selling your eggs and boob shaming, but also offer up some friendly advice for their fellow comedians. All this and more on Sooo Aggressive with Vanessa Johnston! OUTLINE: Intro (0:00 - 1:46) Korean Skin Care (1:47 - 3:54) Online Shopping (3:55 - 7:26) Tits and Lips (7:27 - 27:25) Donating Eggs for Boobs (7:27 - 11:15) Vanessa Talks Tits (11:16 - 15:05) Growing up with Small Boobs (15:06 - 19:24) Titty Shaming (19:25 - 23:00) Vanessa's Boob-job Experience (23:01 - 25:19) Lip Injections (25:20 - 29:14) Lash and a Lip (29:15 - 31:32) If Vanessa had a Dick... (12:31 - 17:52) Vanessa is Special (12:31 - 14:23) Phantom Dick (14:24 - 17:08) Who is Still Down? (17:08 - 17:52) Comic’s Self-Help (31:33 - 52:37) The D.U.I. Process (31:33 - 34:25) A. and SLAW (34:26 - 37:59) Healthy Dating (38:00 - 41:40) Love Goals (41:41 - 50:20) Comics are Special (50:21 - 52:37) Questions from IG Live Comments (52:38 - 59:15) Chris Delia (59:16 - 1:01:15) Dating Profiles and Apps (1:01:16 - 1:04:07) Girl Talk (1:04:08 - 1:05:14) Dating a Celebrity Crush (1:06:14 - 1:11:09) Mother's Bush (1:11:10 - 1:12:40) Outro (1:12:41 - 1:14:21)

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa (@vanessavjohnston) sits down with The Bachelor star, Nicole (Nick Viall; @nickviall), to discuss everything from Catholic guilt to the sexiest way to put on a condom! All this and more on Sooo Aggressive! OUTLINE: Intro (0:00 - 1:14) Cycling for Australia (1:14 - 6:27) Conspiracy Theories (4:29 - 6:27) Exposing the Truth (6:28 - 9:23) Worried About AIDS & Catholic Guilt (9:24 - 12:09) High School Stories (12:10 - 18:41) Getting Bullied (12:10 - 14:29) Nick’s a Runner (14:30 - 15:26) “It Cat” (15:27 - 18:41) Plants and Relationships (18:42 - 24:38) Plants are like Relationships (18:42 - 21:24) Converting Fuck Boys (21:24 - 24:38) Questions with Nick (24:39 - 26:49) Ego-Killer Shrooms and Schizophrenia (26:49 - 31:15) Nick is Taking Comedy Classes (31:16 - 34:20) Girl Talk with Nicole (34:21 - ) Who is Nicole? (34:21 - 40:11) Nicole’s First Period (40:12 - 41:30) Sexy Way to Put On a Condom (42:31 - 43:41) Blue Balls -Let it Go Hand Movements (43:42 - 45:24) Dating Profile (45:25 - 54:56) Words of Wisdom with Nick (54:56 - 58:09) Holding dick (56:26 - 58:09) Outro (58:10 - 58:38)

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa (@vanessavjohsnton) sits down with Stephanie (Steven Lee, @quangou) and discusses a plethora of topics, including conspiracy theories, Star Wars, and Steven’s fear of getting raped by a man in prison. All this and more on Sooo Aggressive!   OUTLINE: Intro (0:00 - 1:44) Steven Found a Girlfriend (1:45 - 3:42) Joshua Tree, Stars, and Conspiracy Theories (3:43 - 6:25) Back to the Future (6:26 - 7:32) Minnesota Memories (7:33 -  9:33) Disney is for Millennials (9:34 - 10:49) Ready to Die (10:50 - 13:28) Thought’s on the New Star Wars (13:29 - 27:50) Vanessa's notes on The Rise of Skywalker (13:29 - 17:32) Crazy about Babu Frick (17:33 - 21:43) Steven's Thoughts on the Movie (21:44 - 27:50) Obsessed Over "You" (27:51 - 34:52) Steven's Fear of Rape and Prison (34:53 - 42:28) Girl Talk with Stephanie (42:29 -  53:26) Bad Feminists (53:27 - 57:04) Outro (57:04 - 58:43)

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa Johnston (@vanessavjohnston) sits down with Kathy from accounting (Jamie Kennedy; @thejamiekennedy). The ladies react in shock as it’s announced that Donald Trump has been impeached, they discuss lazy American linguistics, and they ponder the idea of having a “phantom dick.” All this and more on Sooo Aggressive with Vanessa Johnston! OUTLINE: 1.     Intro (0:00 - 3:16) 2.     No Makeup Kathy (3:17 - 5:00) 3.     Trump Impeachment and Stocks (5:01 - 7:02) 4.     Astrological Signs (7:03 - 12:30) Live a Little, Virgos! (7:03 - 9:00) When Girls Say “Dude” (9:01 - 11:23) The “Bruh” Resolution (11:24 - 12:30) 5.     If Vanessa had a Dick... (12:31 - 17:52) Vanessa is Special (12:31 - 14:23) Phantom Dick (14:24 - 17:08) Who is Still Down? (17:08 - 17:52) 6.     Bad Tattoo Ideas (17:52 - 21:09) 7.     Past Sooo Aggressive Guests (21:10 - 23:05) 8.     Vanessa’s Red Carpet (23:06 - 24:23) 9.     People Don’t Take Jokes Anymore (24:24 - 26:07) 10.  Kathy From Accounting’s Back-Story (26:08 - 27:58) 11.  Plans or the Holidays (27:59 - 28:48) 12.  Outro (28:49 - 30:09)

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa Johnston (@vanessavjohnston) sits down with Miss Santa Monica, Erin Jones-Wesley (@erinjoneswesley), to dissect several topics, including pageantry, finding self-worth, and overcoming adversity. These deep discussions combined with light-hearted conversation about pop culture and hairstyles, make for a wonderful episode. All this and more on Sooo Aggressive with Vanessa Johnston! OUTLINE: Intro (0:00 - 2:31) Obsessed with Elegance (2:32 - 4:06 ) Social Media and Plastic Surgery (4:07 - 8:42) Pageant Life (8:43 - 13:02 ) Eyelashes (8:43 - 9:25) Vanessa’s Pageant Coach (9:25 - 11:17) Embracing Femininity (11:18 - 13:02 ) Erin Finding Self-Worth (13:03 - 22:04) Miss California (13:03 - 14:27) Message Board Drama and her Softball Career (14:28 - 19:29) Listen to Yourself – “What’s Best for Me?” (19:30 - 21:15) Be an Inspiration (21:16 - 22:04) Growing Up (22:05 - 30:47) Astrology Signs (22:05 - 23:11) Value your Age and Voice (23:12 - 26:38) Erin’s Personal Growth Through AFI (23:13 - 28:26) Imagine Entertainment’s Program 28:27 - 30:47) “You’re Allowed to Have Big Dreams” (30:48 - 33:26) Pretty Boss Ladies vs. The World (33:27 - 36:37) “You’re Wasting Yourself” (36:38 - 39:04) Use Your Tools (39:05 - 41:05) People’s Attitudes Towards Hairstyles (41:06 - 48:41) Wigs for Men (48:42 - 51:33) “Do You Study Stocks Much?” (51:34 - 53:18) Housing Market (53:19 - 56:58) Millennials Don’t Trust Anyone (56:59 - 1:01:55) Gen Z (59:38 - 1:01:55) Evolution of Pop Culture (1:01:56 - 1:06:01) Outro (1:06:02 - 1:06:50)

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa (@vanessavjohnston) sits down with good friend, model, and ballerina, Claudia Salinas (@misssalinas). The girls delve deep into discussions about the brutal realities of model-casting, being “sober-celibate,” and having secret fetishes. All this and more on Sooo Aggressive with Vanessa Johnston! OUTLINE: Intro: (0:00 - 1:27) Claudia used to be in a band (1:28 - 5:15) Clarinets and Black Dude’s (3:37 - 5:15) Claudia is now an American citizen (extraordinary alien) (5:16 - 7:50) The Mean World of Model-Casting (7:51 - 16:12) Model Castings (7:51 - 9:23) Starving Yourself (9:24 - 11:05) Semi-fit but Cellulite (11:06 - 12:28) Body Shaming on Social Media (12:29 - 16:12) Living “Sober-Celibate” (16:13 - 31:24) Taking a Break on Sex and Dating (16:13 - 19:21) Vanessa's Month of Celibacy (19:22 - 22:04) Reciprocated Respect (22:05 - 30:23) Tall, Dark and Handsome (30:24 - 31:24) Relationship Quirks (31:25 - 46:02) Secret Fetishes (31:25 - 35:37) "People Pleasing" Guys (35:38 - 37:58) Vanessa Takes Claudia on a Date (37:59 - 39:14) Having High Standards (39:15 - 43:30) Mediocres Meet (43:31 - 46:02) Claudia’s History (46:03 - 53:07) Heart-shaped Pubes (53:08 - 54:13) Outro (54:14 - 54:40)

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa Johnston (vanessavjohnston) sits down with fellow comedian Daphnique Springs (iamdsprings) to discuss how to cope with “haters”, how to date without having sex, and how to progress your career without changing who you are as a person. All this and more on Sooo Aggressive with Vanessa Johnston!     OUTLINE: Intro (0:00-0:54)   Scorpios and Other Signs (0:55 - 2:21)   Body Types and Warts (2:22 - 7:02) Fat guys and Mom-bods (2:22 - 4:47) Warts Suck (4:48 - 7:02)   White Fairytales (7:03 - 8:05)   Trolling on Fake Accounts (8:06 - 10:44)   “Don’t Cross Me” (10:45 - 12:02)     Ascending in Comedy (12:03 - 13:31)   Haters and Backstabbers (13:32 - 24:33) Dealing with the Hate (13:32 - 19:17) Ugliness Exposes Itself (19:18 - 24:33)   Daphnique’s Schools (24:34 - 27:00)   Famous People and Auras (27:01 - 34:55) Glowing Auras (27:01 - 30:07) Vanessa’s Famous Person Sex Rule (30:08 - 34:55)   Gifts Without the Sex (34:56 - 43:30)   What’s Next for Daphnique (43:31 - 44:15)   Daphnique’s Technique to Getting Stuff (44:16 - 47:05)   Outro ( 47:06 - 47:33)

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa (@vanessavjohnston) educates us on a variety of subjects, including: how to grow magic mushrooms, monkey masturbation, demonic porn, etc. All this and more on Sooo Aggressive with Vanessa Johnston! OUTLINE: Intro (0:00-0:55) How Grow Magic Mushrooms for Research (0:56 - 9:18) No Nut November Sucks (9:19 - 13:04) Zoos and Monkeys (13:02 - 17:51) Vanessa’s Letting Go Moment (17:52 - 23:24) Insults aren’t Hot (23:25 - 24:31) Messing with the Intern (24:32 - 27:09) Edgy Jokes (27:10 - 29:42) Holidays with the Family (29:43 - 32:27) Fucking the Devil   (32:28 - 37:36) Fleshlights and Clean Vaginas(37:37 - 41:09) Scorpio Season (41:10 - 44:51) Outro (44:52 - 45:42)

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa engages in some juicy girl-talk with good friend, Laurie Douglas. Laugh along with these two as they discuss Laurie’s crazy stripper ex-boyfriend, being a bad feminist, threesomes, and sooo much more. All this and more on Sooo Aggressive with Vanessa Johnston! OUTLINE: Intro (0:00-2:50)  Laurie’s Texting Intervention (2:51 - 5:53)  Ex-Boyfriends and Videogames (5:54 - 14:01 Fortnite Sucks (5:54 - 7:36) Vanessa’s Live Account (7:37 - 8:42) Laurie’s Male Stripper Ex (8:43 - 14:01)  Relationships and Drama (14:02 - 28:59) Vanessa’s BF (14:02 - 17:17) Snatchin’ Up the Good Guys (17:18 - 19:14) 28 and Not Married (19:15 - 21:35) Baby Mama Drama (21:36 - 23:27) Getting Closure (23:28 - 25:45) Establishing Parameters (25:46 - 28:59)  Instagram Feeds and Baby Fever (29:00 - 34:59) Trump Impersonations (29:00 - 30:40) Instagram Feeds and Babies (30:41 - 34:59) Good/Bad Feminists (35:00 - 40:47)   Open Relationships (40:48 - 47:09) Why Threesomes Are Attractive (42:38 - 43:54) Guys Who Ask For Threesomes (43:55 - 47:09) Heaven for Everyone! (47:10 - 51:25) Disneyland On Shrooms (51:26 - 52:37) Reminiscing the Beginning of Sooo Aggressive (52:38 - 53:26) Going on the Road (53:27 - 56:13) Outro (56:14 - 57:26)

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa (@vanessavjohnston) chats with fellow comedian Sarah Lawrence (@thesarahlawrence) about doing shrooms, women proposing to their boyfriends, and the many mysteries of Australia. All this and more on Sooo Aggressive with Vanessa Johnston! OUTLINE: 1. Intro (0:00-2:43) 2. Sarah’s Mushroom Trip (2:43 - 9:41) a. Sex on Mushrooms (8:40 - 9:41) 3. Relationships and Saying “I love you” (9:42 - 34:11) a. Booty Call to Boyfriend (10:15 - 15:43) b. It’s Different this Time (15:44 - 16:53) c. Would you Propose to a Guy? (16:54 - 17:08) d. Love has No Ego (17:09 - 23:37) e. Proposing to a Guy (23:38 - 28:20) f. Open Relationships (28:21 - 30:09) g. Rite Aid Manicures (30:10 - 31:32) h. Saying “I love you” First (31:33 - 34:11) 4. Roast Battle with Sarah (34:12 - 39:51) a. STD Jokes are Funny (36:12 - 37:36) b. Drinking Water (37:37 - 39:51) 5. Halloween in Australia (39:52 - 45:19) a. Big Bags of Candy (39:52 - 41:18) b. Halloween and Roo Bars (41:19 - 45:17) 6. Sarah’s Food Taste and Diet (45:18 - 50:33) a. Not a Taco Fan (45:20 - 47:12) b. Racist Sandwich (47:13 - 48:17) c. Panera Bread (48:18 - 49:06) d. Vanessa’s Grandparents (49:07 - 50:33) 7. Improv Classes and Characters (50:34 - 53:22) 8. Peeing in a Wetsuit (53:23 - 55:58) 9. Broken Ankle on a Bird (55:59 - 57:26) 10. Calling Out People on Social Media (57:27 - 1:01:56) 11. Outro (1:01:57 - 1:03:30)

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa (@vanessavjohnston) chats with friend and fellow comedian, Josh Adam Meyers (@joshadammeyers), about Josh’s wild younger years, what you should and should not include on your dating profile, micro-dosing cheese, and much, much more. Also, laugh along with Vanessa and Josh as they discuss the many facets of sex and dating. All this and more on Sooo Aggressive with Vanessa Johnston! OUTLINE: 1. Intro (0:00-1:13) 2. Warming Up (1:14 - 3:41) a. What kind of woman is Josh (1:14 - 2:47) b. The Down Fall of Influencers (2:47 - 3:41) 3. Josh’s Kardashian Days (3:42 - 11:49) a. Cocaine and Mexico (3:42 - 9:06) b. Personal Assistant Problems (9:07 - 10:36) c. Natural Beauty and Plastic Surgery (10:37 - 11:49) 4. Your Other Side and Dating (11:50 - 20:13) a. Vanessa’s Male side (11:50 - 13:47) b. Maybe in a Relationship? (13:48 - 16:19) c. Bad Date Moves (16:20 - 20:13) 5. Niche Knowledge (20:14 - 26:53) a. Microdosing Cheese (20:14 - 24:48) b. Secret Condoms (24:49 - 25:56) c. Josh is a Vaper (25:57 - 26:53) d. Shoes (26:54 - 31:19) 6. Internet Dating Tips (31:20 - 54:55) a. Screening Potential Matches (31:20 - 34:09) b. Men Don’t Read Bios (34:10 - 35:48) c. Raya Sucks (35:49 - 35:48) d. Bad Dating App Responses (35:49 - 41:05) e. How to Write a Bio (41:06 - 43:41) f. Teresa’s Dating Life (41:42 - 51:35) g. Teaching Sensei How to Fuck (51:36 - 54:55) 7. Sex on TV (54:56 - 1:02:21) 8. Strip Club DJ Stories (59:15 - 1:02:21) 9. Snacks and Sex (1:02:22 - 1:04:32) 10. Outro (1:03:33 - 1:06:32)

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa (@vanessajohnston) catches up with social media sensation, Peggy Sue (@curtislepore), to discuss dating, slutty influences, and sex in space. All this and more on Sooo Aggressive with Vanessa Johnston! OUTLINE Weekly Shoutouts (:00-:41) Intro (:41-1:47) Dating Sampler Platter (2:57-4:40) Slutty Influences & Sexy Foods (4:40-8:51) Dating Advice from Peggy Sue (8:52-12:49) Vanessa’s Glue-on Nails, Masculine Tendencies, and Sensei Sexcapades (13:13-17:24) Social Stalking is Addictive (17:24-18:18) White Russians in Your Face (18:19-20:44) Coachella, When Guys Notice Your New Hairstyle, & Political Banter (20:44-26:02) Cool New Lingo & VSCO Girls (26:02-28:29) Commercials with Agendas, Ricky Martin, Spice Girls, & Friends with Kids (28:29-35:43) Britney, B**** (35:44-39:00) History Lessons from Indiana Jones, “Labeoufing,” and White Claw Enemas (39:00-44:20) Never Stop Stopping (44:20-46:02) Vanessa Doesn’t Like To Be Chased (46:02-52:15) Space-Sex, Japanese Sex Dungeons, & Robot Relationships (52:15-1:01:27) Outro (1:01:27-1:02:55)

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa is joined by comedian Liz Miele (@lizmiele) to discuss combating negative thoughts, self-improvement, and growing as a comedian. All this and more on Sooo Aggressive! OUTLINE: Intro (0:19-2:20) Warming Up (2:21 - 6:22) Names for Dicks (2:21 - 3:23) Astrology Signs (3:24 - 4:31) Beanie Weather (4:32 - 5:37) Liz Never Ages (5:38 - 6:22) Liz’s Coming Up Story (6:23 - 14:25) 16 and Depressed (6:23 - 8:19) Living like a Child (8:20 - 12:16) “Feel Good” Attention (12:17 - 13:39) Chipped Nails (13:40 - 14:25) Single, Healthy, and Progressing (14:26 - 34:23) Self Work in Progress (14:26 - 19:28) Uprooting Negative Thoughts (19:29 - 23:35) Having an Original Perspective (23:36 - 25:28) Breaking Negative Loops (25:29 - 29:34) Projecting High Standards (29:35 - 34:23) Building a Comedy Career (34:24 - 59:00) Hard Work Pays Off (34:24 - 37:09) Good Material Takes Time (37:10 - 41:36) Growing as a Comic (41:37 - 47:12) Trying Something Different (47:13 - 49:05) How Liz Keeps Going (49:06 - 55:15) Find Your Voice (55:16 - 59:00) The Few Hobbies of Liz (59:01 - 1:00:51) Jokes with Purpose (1:00:52 - 1:03:29) Outro (1:03:29 - 1:04:54)

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa is joined by writer/comedian Mona Mira (@monamira) to discuss her new job, controversies in the entertainment industry, dick pics, and owning your imperfections. All this and more on Sooo Aggressive! OUTLINE: Intro (:53-3:11) A Little Late with Lilly Singh (3:11-4:42) RiteAid nails are fantastic to pick your nose with! (4:42-7:57) SNL Drama, Twitter Wars, and Racism (7:57-18:20) Shrooms (18:20-21:54) “Botox and Baby Bags” (21:54-24:18) Why are we hairy? (24:18-26:16) “Eye-Ran” vs. “Ee-Ron” & Speaking “Persian” (26:16-28:37) Civil Rights in Iran (28:37-30:43) Dick Pics (30:34-33:06) Super Smart and Super Hairy (33:06-40:41) Being Proud of your Plastic Surgery (40:41-43:32) Own your Imperfections! (43:32-45:23) Big Butts & Botched Butt Injections (45:23-48:26) Boycotting Equinox, Donald Trump, and White Nationalism (49:13-57:26) Voting, Politics, & No More Daylight Savings! (57:26-1:02:15) Wrap-up (1:02:56)

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa (@vanessavjohnston) sits down with model, content creator Olivia Davis (@theoliviadavis) to discuss getting fired, competing in pageants, and Olivia's experience working for Hooters. All this and more on Sooo Aggressive with Vanessa Johnston! OUTLINE: Introduction, Cheese Addiction, and Making Friends: (1:18 - 6:29) Work and Getting Fired: (6:29 - 13:30) Hooters, Bad Boyfriends and the Pageant Life: (13:30 - 37:00) School, Inspiration, More Pageant Talk. and What’s Next: (37:00 - 45:50) Questions and Red Flags: (45:50 - 53:35)

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa (@vanessavjohnston) sits down with comedian Ace Doligosa (@ace__for__short) to discuss being 27, being comfortable, and suicide awareness. All this and more on Sooo Aggressive with Vanessa Johnston! Warning: Suicide and acts of suicide are discussed on this podcast. OUTLINE: Intro: (0:00 - 0:47) Befriending Your Demons: (0:47 - 2:04) Being 27: (02:04 - 05:33) New York: (05:33 - 09:27) #MeToo: (09:27 - 18:39) Being Comfortable: (18:39 - 19:44) Making the Jump Professionally: (19:44 - 23:11) Hooker Dreams: (23:11 - 25:37) Backwards Thinking: (25:37 - 28:55) Mantras and Buddah: (28:55 - 34:22) The Bravery of Leaving Your Safety: (34:22 - 41:15) Ace’s End Goal: (41:15 - 44:01) Suicide Awareness: (44:01 - 51:59) Outro: (51:59 - 53:51)

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa (@vanessavjohnston) sits down with comedian Dana Moon (@danamoonme) to discuss fear, drugs, anal, and taking risks. All this and more on Sooo Aggressive with Vanessa Johnston! OUTLINE: Introducing Dana Moon (0:00 - 3:09) Dana’s Fear of Everything (3:10 - 17:52) Excited about Nothing (19:04 - 34:26) Warming up to Anal (34:27 - 41:35) Attracted to Relatives (41:36 - 43:51) Finding Confidence (43:52 - 52:32) It's a "Year" Game (52:33 - 1:03:30) Knowing Who You Are (1:03:31 - 1:05:36) Dating App Breakdown (1:05:37 - 1:14:02)

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa (@vanessavjohnston) sits down with comedian Sarah Lawrence (@thesarahlawrence) to discuss the C-Word, Australian slang, self-growth, and crappy bedroom stories. All this and more on Sooo Aggressive with Vanessa Johnston! OUTLINE: Introducing Sarah Lawrence (0:00 - 7:35) Inside a Comic’s Head (7:36 - 16:30) Sarah is Single (16:31 - 34:09) Owning a Business (34:10 - 39:11) Self-Growth (39:12 - 51:12) Stories from the Bedroom (51:13 - 1:09:04) Questions (1:09:05 - 1:16:32)

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa sits down with comedian and professional Foosball player Kelsey Cook (@kelseycookcomedy) to discuss the joys of visiting Disneyland as an adult, using sex toys for the first time, and the ups and downs of touring with your significant other. All this and more on Sooo Aggressive! Intro (0:00-0:37) Lashes and remembering Hot Topic (0:37 - 2:45) Hot Topic sucks (1:23 - 2:45) Kelsey’s Sex Toys (2:46 - 6:41) Adult websites while on a plane (3:31 - 4:39) The Sex Store Experience (4:40 - 6:41) The Honeymoon (6:42 - 11:35) The Millennium Falcon ride sucks (7:21 - 9:32) Doing Disney as an Adult (9:33 - 11:35) Kelsey’s Stand Up Background (11:36 - 26:58) The Start (11:36 - 13:57) The First 5 (13:58 - 15:52) Making it as a Comic (15:53 - 21:40) Comedian Couples (21:41 - 26:58) The Pros of Comic Couples (21:41 - 22:44) Competition in the House (22:45 - 26:19) Knowing How to Help Your Partner (26:20 - 27:46) Questions (27:47 - 31:45) Cucumber Challenge (27:47 - 30:39) First Trophy (30:40 - 31:44) Foosball Life (31:46 - 37:20) Wrists of Fury (31:46 - 33:17)

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa welcomes stand up comedian Cassandra Cass (@cassandracass21) to discuss the transgender community, destigmatizing transphobia, and being transgender in the comedy world. All this and more on Sooo Aggressive!  Cassandra Cass: @cassandracass21 Vanessa Johnston: @vanessavjohnston Outline: Intro (0:00 - 0:25) Transphobia (2:58 - 10:55) The Trans Journey (17:25 - 36:15) The Inner Journey (36:15 - 44:55) Looking Forward (51:27 - 53:37) Outro (53:37 - 54:22)

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa welcomes stand up comedian Ariana Basseri (@arianabadasseri) to discuss sex addicts anonymous, the type of guys they date, why dating apps suck and answer a few interesting questions. All this and more on Sooo Aggressive!  Ariana Basseri: @arianabadasseri Vanessa Johnston: @vanessavjohnston Outline   Sex Love Addicts Annonymous (0:00 - 21:00)   Dating a Range of Guys (21:00 - 26:30)   Getting Someone to Bang (26:30 - 37:15)   Mental Break (37:15 - 41:53)   SOOO Many Questions (54:35 - 1:03:33) Outro (1:03:33 - 1:04:47)    

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Tori Piskin returns to catch up with Vanessa on comedy writing, being young again, and their wisdom on guys and sex. All this and more on Sooo Aggressive with Vanessa Johnston.   Outline: Catching up (0:00-2:53) Writing and Testing New Material (2:54 - 8:41) 19 Again (8:42 - 16:44) All About Guys: Tips, Tricks, and Stories (16:55 - 42:52) Sex Wisdom with Vanessa (42:53 - 58:21) Family Matters (58:46 - 1:05:25) A Game Plan on Winning Over Mom (1:05:26 - 1:10:27)

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa welcomes actor & comedian Laurie Douglas (@laurie.douglas) to discuss sex addicts, life as a ghost, living in Texas, and random things that came to mind. All this and more on Sooo Aggressive!    Laurie Douglas: @laurie.douglas Vanessa Johnston: @vanessavjohnston   OUTLINE: FaceTune & PediDaddy (0:00 - 10:51)     Free Thinking Women (15:38 - 19:08) Possessed (19:08 - 28:18)     What’s on Our Mind (28:37 - 35:00)     Texas Life (35:03 - 44:55)     Swifty News (57:03 - 1:03:00) Outro (1:03:00 - 1:05:37)    

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa welcomes athlete Sydney Olsen (@sydneyolson1) to discuss the origins of free running, the obstacles females face in the sport, pushing yourself to the limit, and a surprising Netflix prank show. All this and more on Sooo Aggressive!    Sydney Olsen: @sydneyolson1 Vanessa Johnston: @VanessaVJohnston OUTLINE:   Jump Into This! (0:00 - 6:57) Kids are the Future (6:57 - 8:17) The Community of Free Running (13:34 - 30:00) Insecurities (30:00 - 38:33) Aggressive News! (44:28 - 50:41)                    

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa welcomes comedian Sierra Katow (@sierrakatow) to discuss double standards, Ivy League stand up, Justin Bieber vs Tom Cruise, & whether or not dating your Sensei is a good thing. All this and more on Sooo Aggressive! Sierra Katow: @SierraKatow @staypodsitive Vanessa Johnston: @VanessaVJohnston OUTLINE: Get to Know Katow (0:0 - 23:12) My Banging Sensai (23:15 - 27:51) Stand Up! (30:36 - 36:42) Aggressive News! (36:42 - 49:37) Outro (49:40 - 52:26)

In this week's episode, Vanessa welcomes stand up comedian Rachel Wolfson (@wolfiecomedy) to discuss lesbian nails, being a hot comic, the ups and downs of having mono, and an attempt to discover the best way to break up with someone. All this and more on Sooo Aggressive!

On this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa welcomes stand up comedian Tori Piskin (@toripiskin) as they discuss dating, Lyme disease, New York vs Los Angeles, and the best way to pick up guys at the bar. All this and more on Sooo Aggressive with Vanessa Johnston. Outline: The NY Comic (0:00 - 2:40) Dating on the wrong App! (3:24 - 12:30) Dating is Complicated (12:30 - 27:05) Lyme Disease & Dating (27:05 - 33:00) Men Drive Us Crazy (33:00 - 40:30) Attracted to Challenges (48:20 - 1:09:05) Red Flag! 1:09:14    

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa is joined by actress Krista Allen as they discuss stories from the Playboy Mansion, growing up in the south, and learning to set boundaries for yourself. All this and more on Sooo Aggressive. Krista Allen: @kristaallenxo Vanessa Johnston: @VanessaVJohnston

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa Johnston is joined by comedian and veteran LouLou Gonzalez to discuss LouLou's time in the Army, comedy and mental health, hitting on a deaf guy, and how listening to Jay-Z almost killed her. Plus, we play another round of Red Flags and discover the unexpected sci-fi character that Vanessa was into as a child. All this and more on Sooo Aggressive! My Moment (0:00 - 4:25) In The Army (4:25 - 28:46) Comedy and Mental Health (28:46 - 32:27) My Stand Up Life (32:27 - 43:33) Red Flag! (43:33 - 54:23) Outro (54:23 - 58:28)    

  In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa sits down with stand up comedian Gabby Lamb to reminisce about their first stand up gigs, interactions with the police, and what its like to date a comic. Plus, we play another round of the Red Flag game. All this and more on Sooo Aggressive! Introduction - 0:00 - 0:50 Our First Gigs - 0:50 - 19:55     “I almost got arrested” - 19:55 - 39:15     Hurdling the Comedy Industry - 39:15 - 52:45     Red Flag Game - 52:50 - 1:09:10  

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa Johnston welcomes comedian and entrepreneur CJ Franco (@itscjfranco) to discuss the LA Life, starting a fashion line, women empowerment in the stand up comedy, and the surprising pleasures of watching Dr. Pimple Popper. All this and more on Sooo Aggressive!    Follow Vanessa Johnston on Instagram and Twitter and see video from today's episode on YouTube.         Outline:    The LA Life - 0:00 - 5:20 Why Stand Up? - 5:20 - 8:17 Women & Comedy - 14:28 - 20:05 My Passions - 20:45 - 45:50 Get ZIT out of the way - 46:02 - 56:15 Just Hustle - 56:45 - 1:12:50

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa sits down with comedian and Meme Queen Meredith Jacqueline (IG: @the_meredith/ TW: @themeredith) as they discuss how social media has affected their comedy, today's beauty standards, and owning your sexuality. Plus, we ask the question: Would you date someone if they never fart, but constantly knock s**t out of people's hands? All this and more on Sooo Aggressive with Vanessa Johnston! Follow Vanessa Johnston on Instagram and Twitter and see video from today's episode on YouTube. Outline: Introduction and Beauty Standards (0:00 - 12:26) Vaginas and Social Media (12:27 - 32:50) Sex Sells (32:56 - 45:29) Red Flag! (45:30 - 57:20)

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa sits down with comedian Audrey Stewart (@audreystewisart) to discuss moving to LA, dysfunctional families, and what it's like to be women in comedy. All this and more on Sooo Aggressive with Vanessa Johnston! Follow Vanessa Johnston on Instagram and Twitter and see video from today's episode on YouTube. Outline: Introduction (0:00 - 3:20) Into the Life of Audrey Stewart (4:20 - 20:35) R. Kelly Interview (20:35 - 21:45) Family Ties (26:20 - 31:11) My Comedy Career Now (31:16 - 44:42) Friends & Family (44:43 - 55:00)